Friday, October 29, 2004
Public - 10:39 AM
la la la... nothing new...
be sorted @ nimbo.net
Congratulations on making Ravenclaw!
Well you're one smart little cookie, aren't you? You're wise and clever, and just love to use your wit and learning to your advantage, and sometimes even the disadvantage of others. Well, nerd, there IS a world outside of that copy of 'Hogwarts: A History', you know.. Oh don't worry! We all know you're special. You're just a naturally good learner, right? Not too much is known about your house right now.. Wow! Not only are you intellegent, you're also an enigma!
Ravenclaws to Remember
Cho Chang
hey. great. cho chang.
be sorted @ nimbo.net
Congratulations on making Ravenclaw!
Well you're one smart little cookie, aren't you? You're wise and clever, and just love to use your wit and learning to your advantage, and sometimes even the disadvantage of others. Well, nerd, there IS a world outside of that copy of 'Hogwarts: A History', you know.. Oh don't worry! We all know you're special. You're just a naturally good learner, right? Not too much is known about your house right now.. Wow! Not only are you intellegent, you're also an enigma!
Ravenclaws to Remember
Cho Chang
hey. great. cho chang.
Monday, October 25, 2004
Public - 1:16 PM
You'd think it would go without saying that you're not supposed to cuss at the Client.
(mull that over for a while, you'll see that there's not much to blog past that)
all my love,
tio j
(mull that over for a while, you'll see that there's not much to blog past that)
all my love,
tio j
Sunday, October 24, 2004
Public - 5:41 PM
Poke00210 (5:04:17 PM): hello dere
JasonILima (5:04:24 PM): What's up, fucker?
JasonILima (5:04:31 PM): I mean, DUDE.
Poke00210 (5:04:35 PM): heh, umm, sorry about calling attention to your blog on a liberal page
JasonILima (5:04:41 PM): hehehe
JasonILima (5:04:59 PM): no problem. I enjoy the publicity...especially when it leaves like 15 comments on a post.
Poke00210 (5:05:14 PM): yeah, this guy is an inconsistent tool
JasonILima (5:05:34 PM): I'm considering purchasing an anti-liberal sticker for my car back home.
JasonILima (5:05:47 PM): "Imagine a world without liberals"
JasonILima (5:05:59 PM): "The Looney Left: That's all, folks"
Poke00210 (5:06:05 PM): oh, i have another grassroots idea like my JKL o'lantern
Poke00210 (5:06:11 PM): have you heardof rachel llucas?
Poke00210 (5:06:14 PM): lucas
Poke00210 (5:06:15 PM): ?
Poke00210 (5:06:23 PM): that was her slogan... she had mugs
JasonILima (5:06:30 PM): no
Poke00210 (5:06:31 PM): "Imagine no liberals"
Poke00210 (5:06:40 PM): http://www.rachellucas.com
Poke00210 (5:06:47 PM): although i don't that she's selling her shit anymore
Poke00210 (5:08:23 PM): oh man, i could post something really cool, or i could get my work done
Poke00210 (5:08:30 PM): i think i'm leanign towards "cool post"
JasonILima (5:08:35 PM): hahah
Poke00210 (5:08:40 PM): shit, lemme start up my powerbook
JasonILima (5:08:46 PM): what on earth do you have to work on? Fuck work.
Poke00210 (5:08:47 PM): fuck, you better like this
Poke00210 (5:08:52 PM): LOL
JasonILima (5:08:53 PM): :D
Poke00210 (5:09:09 PM): when i went back to my 5-year bellarmine reunion, i said something like "C's get degrees"
Poke00210 (5:09:13 PM): everybody looked at me funny
JasonILima (5:09:17 PM): I thought we went to school so that we wouldn't have any homework, fag.
JasonILima (5:09:19 PM):
JasonILima (5:09:30 PM): C's?
Poke00210 (5:09:33 PM): fuck homework
Poke00210 (5:09:39 PM): I'M AT WORK RIGHT NOW IN MY GODDAM TRAILER
Poke00210 (5:09:48 PM): "C" as in two grades below an "A"
JasonILima (5:09:48 PM): holy communist fuck
JasonILima (5:09:51 PM): ah
Poke00210 (5:10:10 PM): oh yes yes, you'll like this post
JasonILima (5:11:43 PM): Dude...doing anything voting week?
JasonILima (5:11:49 PM): I'll be back in San Dog.
JasonILima (5:11:58 PM): not for good...but for a week or two
Poke00210 (5:12:47 PM): will just be in the bay area working
JasonILima is idle at 5:13:06 PM.
JasonILima is no longer idle at 5:13:19 PM.
JasonILima (5:13:24 PM): roger that.
Poke00210 (5:14:07 PM): OK hold on, gonna take a picture, get ready for one filthy-assed post
Poke00210 (5:14:09 PM): booyah
JasonILima (5:14:29 PM): uh oh....
JasonILima (5:14:44 PM): you're not going to turn my blog into a porno, are you?
JasonILima (5:14:47 PM): :D
Poke00210 (5:15:53 PM): not yet
JasonILima (5:16:40 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (5:18:55 PM): you liked the x-files, right?
JasonILima (5:19:03 PM): yeah
Poke00210 (5:19:11 PM): oh yes
Poke00210 (5:21:30 PM): X-
Poke00210 (5:21:33 PM): oops
Poke00210 (5:21:35 PM): X-Files!
JasonILima is idle at 5:25:40 PM.
JasonILima is no longer idle at 5:27:33 PM.
Poke00210 (5:27:53 PM): standby
Poke00210 (5:28:26 PM): check it out
JasonILima (5:28:51 PM): k
Poke00210 (5:29:02 PM): wait, hold on.
Poke00210 (5:29:06 PM): eh, nevermind go ahead
JasonILima (5:29:46 PM): Great post.
Poke00210 (5:30:07 PM): oops, lemme fix the link
Poke00210 (5:30:31 PM): and i'll put instructions too
Poke00210 (5:32:57 PM): OK fixed the link... added instructions
JasonILima (5:33:56 PM): ROFL
Poke00210 (5:34:15 PM): We need more activist republicanism
JasonILima (5:34:17 PM): you mentioned a link?
Poke00210 (5:34:21 PM): holy fuck, it's fun
JasonILima (5:34:22 PM): i don't see a link
Poke00210 (5:34:26 PM): in the title
JasonILima (5:35:18 PM): ah
Poke00210 (5:35:35 PM): shit the electoral vote projections are close
JasonILima (5:35:45 PM): yah, i know.
Poke00210 (5:36:44 PM): hey, is TH-K portugese?
JasonILima (5:36:57 PM): gimme a sec. I'm gonna run to the store real quick. I'll call you on the way.
Poke00210 (5:37:03 PM): sure baby-cakes
JasonILima is idle at 5:37:57 PM.
JasonILima (5:04:24 PM): What's up, fucker?
JasonILima (5:04:31 PM): I mean, DUDE.
Poke00210 (5:04:35 PM): heh, umm, sorry about calling attention to your blog on a liberal page
JasonILima (5:04:41 PM): hehehe
JasonILima (5:04:59 PM): no problem. I enjoy the publicity...especially when it leaves like 15 comments on a post.
Poke00210 (5:05:14 PM): yeah, this guy is an inconsistent tool
JasonILima (5:05:34 PM): I'm considering purchasing an anti-liberal sticker for my car back home.
JasonILima (5:05:47 PM): "Imagine a world without liberals"
JasonILima (5:05:59 PM): "The Looney Left: That's all, folks"
Poke00210 (5:06:05 PM): oh, i have another grassroots idea like my JKL o'lantern
Poke00210 (5:06:11 PM): have you heardof rachel llucas?
Poke00210 (5:06:14 PM): lucas
Poke00210 (5:06:15 PM): ?
Poke00210 (5:06:23 PM): that was her slogan... she had mugs
JasonILima (5:06:30 PM): no
Poke00210 (5:06:31 PM): "Imagine no liberals"
Poke00210 (5:06:40 PM): http://www.rachellucas.com
Poke00210 (5:06:47 PM): although i don't that she's selling her shit anymore
Poke00210 (5:08:23 PM): oh man, i could post something really cool, or i could get my work done
Poke00210 (5:08:30 PM): i think i'm leanign towards "cool post"
JasonILima (5:08:35 PM): hahah
Poke00210 (5:08:40 PM): shit, lemme start up my powerbook
JasonILima (5:08:46 PM): what on earth do you have to work on? Fuck work.
Poke00210 (5:08:47 PM): fuck, you better like this
Poke00210 (5:08:52 PM): LOL
JasonILima (5:08:53 PM): :D
Poke00210 (5:09:09 PM): when i went back to my 5-year bellarmine reunion, i said something like "C's get degrees"
Poke00210 (5:09:13 PM): everybody looked at me funny
JasonILima (5:09:17 PM): I thought we went to school so that we wouldn't have any homework, fag.
JasonILima (5:09:19 PM):
JasonILima (5:09:30 PM): C's?
Poke00210 (5:09:33 PM): fuck homework
Poke00210 (5:09:39 PM): I'M AT WORK RIGHT NOW IN MY GODDAM TRAILER
Poke00210 (5:09:48 PM): "C" as in two grades below an "A"
JasonILima (5:09:48 PM): holy communist fuck
JasonILima (5:09:51 PM): ah
Poke00210 (5:10:10 PM): oh yes yes, you'll like this post
JasonILima (5:11:43 PM): Dude...doing anything voting week?
JasonILima (5:11:49 PM): I'll be back in San Dog.
JasonILima (5:11:58 PM): not for good...but for a week or two
Poke00210 (5:12:47 PM): will just be in the bay area working
JasonILima is idle at 5:13:06 PM.
JasonILima is no longer idle at 5:13:19 PM.
JasonILima (5:13:24 PM): roger that.
Poke00210 (5:14:07 PM): OK hold on, gonna take a picture, get ready for one filthy-assed post
Poke00210 (5:14:09 PM): booyah
JasonILima (5:14:29 PM): uh oh....
JasonILima (5:14:44 PM): you're not going to turn my blog into a porno, are you?
JasonILima (5:14:47 PM): :D
Poke00210 (5:15:53 PM): not yet
JasonILima (5:16:40 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (5:18:55 PM): you liked the x-files, right?
JasonILima (5:19:03 PM): yeah
Poke00210 (5:19:11 PM): oh yes
Poke00210 (5:21:30 PM): X-
Poke00210 (5:21:33 PM): oops
Poke00210 (5:21:35 PM): X-Files!
JasonILima is idle at 5:25:40 PM.
JasonILima is no longer idle at 5:27:33 PM.
Poke00210 (5:27:53 PM): standby
Poke00210 (5:28:26 PM): check it out
JasonILima (5:28:51 PM): k
Poke00210 (5:29:02 PM): wait, hold on.
Poke00210 (5:29:06 PM): eh, nevermind go ahead
JasonILima (5:29:46 PM): Great post.
Poke00210 (5:30:07 PM): oops, lemme fix the link
Poke00210 (5:30:31 PM): and i'll put instructions too
Poke00210 (5:32:57 PM): OK fixed the link... added instructions
JasonILima (5:33:56 PM): ROFL
Poke00210 (5:34:15 PM): We need more activist republicanism
JasonILima (5:34:17 PM): you mentioned a link?
Poke00210 (5:34:21 PM): holy fuck, it's fun
JasonILima (5:34:22 PM): i don't see a link
Poke00210 (5:34:26 PM): in the title
JasonILima (5:35:18 PM): ah
Poke00210 (5:35:35 PM): shit the electoral vote projections are close
JasonILima (5:35:45 PM): yah, i know.
Poke00210 (5:36:44 PM): hey, is TH-K portugese?
JasonILima (5:36:57 PM): gimme a sec. I'm gonna run to the store real quick. I'll call you on the way.
Poke00210 (5:37:03 PM): sure baby-cakes
JasonILima is idle at 5:37:57 PM.
Wednesday, October 20, 2004
Public - 1:45 PM
I almost crashed my Underground Construction truck three times because of Dude Walker on The Don and Mike Show.
Tuesday, October 19, 2004
Public - 4:51 PM
Thursday, October 14, 2004
Public - 4:00 PM
Wednesday, October 13, 2004
Public - 7:40 PM
SPECIAL EDITION OF 3AM CRITICIZING!!! A LIVE, JOINT PRESENTATION OF THE THIRD PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE OF 2004
(See SixHertz House of Pain for the previous debates)
***********
(5:57:35 PM) You have just entered room "JOHN KERRY IS A HOMOTARD."
Poke00210 (5:57:40 PM): hello dere!
Poke00210 (5:58:00 PM): OK i've opened up a chatroom
Poke00210 (5:58:14 PM): with luck, SixH will be joining us if he can tear himself away from his woman
Poke00210 (5:58:44 PM): Fortunately for me, I have no woman, and as such I can 3am Criticize this at almost no inconvenience to myself
Poke00210 (5:58:51 PM): yessir, fortunately for me. heh.
Poke00210 (5:59:00 PM): dammit, if you're reading this, find me a woman
Poke00210 (5:59:07 PM): watching on Fox News Channel
Poke00210 (5:59:13 PM): really, the only way to watch
Poke00210 (5:59:18 PM): Brit Hume is talking about baseball now
Poke00210 (5:59:45 PM): I bet you John Kerry can't tell you who's pitching for Boston tonight
Poke00210 (6:01:09 PM): this dell sucks ass
Poke00210 (6:01:46 PM): Bob Sheefer! (sp?)
Poke00210 (6:01:53 PM): he was on the Don and Mike Show last week...
Poke00210 (6:02:06 PM): yay, domestic affairs
Poke00210 (6:02:18 PM): Dude, Where's My SixHertz?
Poke00210 (6:03:12 PM): "audience has agreed to remain silent, except for right now..."
Poke00210 (6:03:23 PM): yeah if I was in the audience, i wouldn't agree to greet John Kerry
Poke00210 (6:03:45 PM): OK herein: Bush = W and Kerry = ASSCLOWN
Poke00210 (6:04:16 PM): first question to ASSCLOWN: will our children ever live in as safe a world as we grew up in?
Poke00210 (6:04:32 PM): ASSCLOWN
Poke00210 (6:04:42 PM): i'm gonna keep that in my clipboard
Poke00210 (6:04:51 PM): here, watch the time stamp
Poke00210 (6:04:52 PM): ASSCLOWN
Poke00210 (6:04:53 PM): ASSCLOWN
Poke00210 (6:04:53 PM): ASSCLOWN
Poke00210 (6:04:54 PM): ASSCLOWN
Poke00210 (6:04:55 PM): ASSCLOWN
Poke00210 (6:04:55 PM): ASSCLOWN
Poke00210 (6:05:14 PM): ASSCLOWNASSCLOWN
Poke00210 (6:05:18 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (6:05:24 PM): forgot about that
Poke00210 (6:05:41 PM): why does ASSCLOWN look diferent each time i see him on TV?
Poke00210 (6:05:58 PM): yeah, talk to kennedy again
Poke00210 (6:06:02 PM): ALLIANCES?!?
Poke00210 (6:06:24 PM): said he who destroys our alliances by having his sister campaign against our australian ally in his reelection bid
Poke00210 (6:06:40 PM): W!
Poke00210 (6:07:01 PM): did somebody say "19-y-o afghan woman"
Poke00210 (6:07:17 PM): hey, they should let Sarah Degenhart moderate
Poke00210 (6:07:20 PM): she was *dreamy*
Poke00210 (6:07:52 PM): la la la, ASSCLOWN says that we let osama escape
Poke00210 (6:08:27 PM): OK folks, seriously... if that *really* happened, don't you think the LIBERAL media would've had a field day?
Poke00210 (6:08:57 PM): OH MAN THAT WAS HILARIOUS
Poke00210 (6:08:57 PM): *EXAGGERATION*
(6:09:26 PM) JasonILima has entered the room.
Poke00210 (6:09:33 PM): get in here, goddamit
JasonILima (6:09:47 PM): I'm here, mofo
Poke00210 (6:09:50 PM): oh man, that was funny, did you see him just now?
Poke00210 (6:10:03 PM): yeah, i know
JasonILima (6:10:19 PM): George is doing well right now.
Poke00210 (6:10:35 PM): yeah, he went straight for the kill w/the terrorism as nuisance
JasonILima (6:10:42 PM): absolutely.
Poke00210 (6:10:52 PM): this is a stupid question right now
JasonILima (6:10:53 PM): What? Not fucking working?
Poke00210 (6:11:07 PM): what the shit is he talking about?
JasonILima (6:11:10 PM): I think Bush is ultra-prepared for this debate.
JasonILima (6:11:15 PM): Arizonians?
JasonILima (6:11:24 PM): I'm from Canadia.
JasonILima (6:11:27 PM): duhhh
Poke00210 (6:11:30 PM): i prefer "Arizoners"
JasonILima (6:11:57 PM): right, "I will fix EVERYTHING" fucker...
JasonILima (6:12:06 PM): "I HAVE A PLAN!!!"
Poke00210 (6:12:13 PM): that wasn't the fucking question, you fucktard
JasonILima (6:12:20 PM): AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
JasonILima (6:12:27 PM): A littany of complaints!
Poke00210 (6:12:29 PM): LOL
JasonILima (6:12:31 PM): THAT WAS GREAT!
Poke00210 (6:12:49 PM): dude, he's bringing his A game tonight
JasonILima (6:12:53 PM): nice...he better get the saliva off his mouth.
Poke00210 (6:13:00 PM): i missed the saliva
JasonILima (6:13:08 PM): We have choice.
JasonILima (6:13:22 PM): OOOH! he f*cked himself there.
Poke00210 (6:13:37 PM): yeah, because we'll have choice with a big government, great society socialized healthcare system
Poke00210 (6:13:57 PM): OK watch, the question is about john kerry
JasonILima (6:13:57 PM): just see if people start coming over here for health care.
Poke00210 (6:14:33 PM): la la la, bush "lost" jobs
Poke00210 (6:14:43 PM): ANSWER THE QUESTION, COCKBOY
JasonILima (6:14:50 PM): my plan this, my plan that.
JasonILima (6:15:16 PM): and completely FUCK business.
JasonILima (6:15:32 PM): I think I need to bleep out my french in the posting.
Poke00210 (6:15:38 PM): nah, you'll be fine
Poke00210 (6:15:43 PM): don't censor
JasonILima (6:15:50 PM): I have an Idea. I think we should find out HOW we get that awful hairdo of yours.
Poke00210 (6:15:57 PM): part of being politically incorrect is cussing like a sailor
Poke00210 (6:16:01 PM): and aren't you a sailor?
JasonILima (6:16:07 PM): :D yah.
JasonILima (6:16:14 PM): yeah, smile it up, kerry.
Poke00210 (6:16:26 PM): tell you what, i'll swear like a sailor, and you can have a construction mouth
JasonILima (6:16:30 PM): ooooh, he's ON with the numbers.
Poke00210 (6:16:45 PM): yeah, i like it when he's eggheaded
JasonILima (6:17:02 PM): the middle class
JasonILima (6:17:05 PM): ahaha, called it.
JasonILima (6:17:19 PM): damn, Bush...clean your lip....
Poke00210 (6:17:26 PM): yeah, i was thinking the same thing
Poke00210 (6:17:32 PM): didn't want to say anything though
JasonILima (6:18:06 PM): man, he prepped well for this debate.
Poke00210 (6:18:11 PM): yeah, totally
JasonILima (6:18:35 PM): I'm astonished.
Poke00210 (6:18:50 PM): i like his goofy smirk
JasonILima (6:18:57 PM): hah
JasonILima (6:19:35 PM): uh.
JasonILima (6:19:37 PM): uh.
Poke00210 (6:19:41 PM): ASSCLOWN
JasonILima (6:19:45 PM): uh
JasonILima (6:19:46 PM): uh
JasonILima (6:19:54 PM): uh....he's speechless
Poke00210 (6:19:56 PM): oh, i mentioned before you came in, kerry = ASSCLOWN
JasonILima (6:19:58 PM): TONY SOPRANO?
JasonILima (6:20:00 PM): WTF?
Poke00210 (6:20:01 PM): huh?
Poke00210 (6:20:05 PM): whoa, i missed that shit
Poke00210 (6:20:27 PM): gasoline prices would be lower if DEMOCRATS didn't vote for gas taxes
JasonILima (6:20:29 PM): guess what america! There was a bubble, assclown.
Poke00210 (6:20:48 PM): or if DEMOCRATS didn't prevent us from drilling in alaska because it's pretty up there
JasonILima (6:20:52 PM): guess what america...if the liberals didn't prevent new refineries from being built, gas would be the same price as before.
Poke00210 (6:20:59 PM): ASSCLOWN
JasonILima (6:21:02 PM): ASSCLOWNS!
Poke00210 (6:21:15 PM): (i have ASSCLOWN on control-V)
JasonILima (6:21:21 PM): HAH
Poke00210 (6:21:31 PM): what kind of fucking leading question is that?
JasonILima (6:21:32 PM): eh?!
JasonILima (6:21:45 PM): I will promise you ANYTHING for your vote.
JasonILima (6:21:50 PM): OHH!
JasonILima (6:21:53 PM): playing field?!
JasonILima (6:22:25 PM): a nanosecond.
JasonILima (6:22:28 PM): let's see that shit.
Poke00210 (6:22:29 PM): huh?
JasonILima (6:22:44 PM): how much shit can he pull from his ass and keep it clean.
JasonILima (6:22:58 PM): his shit don't stink!?
JasonILima (6:23:08 PM): DAMN FRIGGIN RIGHT IT DOES
Poke00210 (6:23:18 PM): what the shit is this?
JasonILima (6:23:18 PM): uh...
Poke00210 (6:23:23 PM): ASSCLOWN
Poke00210 (6:23:35 PM): the American Economy doesn't center on the american worker
Poke00210 (6:23:43 PM): it centers around American Profit
JasonILima (6:23:56 PM): NICE.
Poke00210 (6:24:02 PM): and i don't want a president who is gonna be in bed w/the american unions anyway
JasonILima (6:24:07 PM): damn right it's money in my pocket.
Poke00210 (6:24:21 PM): numbers!
JasonILima (6:24:33 PM): and you have MORE CONFIDENCE
Poke00210 (6:24:38 PM): do you know how many watermelons you can buy with $1700?
JasonILima (6:24:46 PM): nice, NICE PREZ BUSH!
Poke00210 (6:24:47 PM): hello dere!
JasonILima (6:24:50 PM): haha
JasonILima (6:25:02 PM): just like you, eh kerry?
JasonILima (6:25:05 PM): ASScLOWN!?
Poke00210 (6:25:14 PM): ASSCLOWN
JasonILima (6:25:58 PM): LOL!
Poke00210 (6:25:58 PM): LOL
JasonILima (6:26:09 PM): he fixed his saliva lip...thank god.
Poke00210 (6:26:15 PM): yeah i hate gays too
JasonILima (6:26:22 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (6:26:29 PM): i mean, "i hate all people, equally"
JasonILima (6:26:32 PM): DAMN PERFECT ANSWER
Poke00210 (6:26:48 PM): i like how he toned it down.... it's all about controlling the tempo, baby
JasonILima (6:27:02 PM): very nice...damn...his lip still has the white crusty.
JasonILima (6:27:17 PM): uh oh...
JasonILima (6:27:37 PM): he's defending the point well...
JasonILima (6:27:54 PM): very moderate explanation.
Poke00210 (6:28:04 PM): WHAT THE SHIT
Poke00210 (6:28:05 PM): ASSCLOWN
JasonILima (6:28:06 PM): we're all God's children, bob.
JasonILima (6:28:11 PM): UH?!
JasonILima (6:28:14 PM): WTF?!
Poke00210 (6:28:19 PM): LESBIAN-TASTIC!
JasonILima (6:28:24 PM): DIck Cheney is the only one he can think of?!
JasonILima (6:28:31 PM): struggling?! WTF?!
Poke00210 (6:28:34 PM): i don't hate lesbians, btw... at least the hot kind
JasonILima (6:28:34 PM): he's blowing it?!
Poke00210 (6:28:50 PM): oh, if anybody asks, we're not gays
JasonILima (6:29:08 PM): unbelieveable constitution.
JasonILima (6:29:12 PM): I like that quote.
JasonILima (6:29:17 PM): LOL!
Poke00210 (6:29:22 PM): yes you can
Poke00210 (6:29:26 PM): you ASSCLOWN
JasonILima (6:29:28 PM): Kerry: "Unbelievable Constitution"
JasonILima (6:29:43 PM): Kerry doesn't believe in the constitution!
JasonILima (6:29:44 PM):
Poke00210 (6:30:00 PM): well, i wouldn't say it's a sin
Poke00210 (6:30:14 PM): but it definitely goes against catholic teachings
JasonILima (6:30:28 PM): la la la I don't know what I'm saying al la la
Poke00210 (6:30:36 PM): BULLSHIT DEMOCRATS LEGISLATE THEIR ARTICLES OF FAITH ON A DAILY BASIS
Poke00210 (6:30:39 PM): FUCKING ASSCLOWN
JasonILima (6:30:40 PM): where are you taking this, johnny?
JasonILima (6:30:56 PM): He is f*cking this one up.
Poke00210 (6:31:16 PM): that's because he has to suck off the feminazi crowd in his party
JasonILima (6:31:31 PM): hmmm...
Poke00210 (6:31:34 PM): yeah, you're obviously not following it then
JasonILima (6:31:44 PM): he thinks on his feet, but I think they're smelling tonight.
Poke00210 (6:31:51 PM): yeah, equality isn't a tenet of the Catholic church
JasonILima (6:32:44 PM): ooh.
JasonILima (6:32:52 PM): I didn't know he voted against that law.
Poke00210 (6:33:03 PM): which law? i was distracted
JasonILima (6:33:12 PM): partial birth abortions.
Poke00210 (6:33:15 PM): ahh
Poke00210 (6:33:27 PM): yeah, Teresa Heinz-Kerry should definitely practice abstinence
JasonILima (6:33:32 PM): ROFL!
Poke00210 (6:33:46 PM): lawyers
Poke00210 (6:33:54 PM): insurance companies
Poke00210 (6:33:57 PM): fuck 'em
Poke00210 (6:34:36 PM): yeah, man he's real comfortable and constructive up there
JasonILima (6:34:41 PM): he is. big time.
Poke00210 (6:34:48 PM): nice, W
Poke00210 (6:34:51 PM): tie that in, baby
JasonILima (6:34:56 PM): EXCELLENT!
JasonILima (6:35:04 PM): Wow...he is on his friggin' game tonight.
Poke00210 (6:35:21 PM): maybe i'm biased... heh, maybe.... but it's nice how he forces ASSCLOWN to keep attacking him
Poke00210 (6:35:41 PM): makes ASSCLOWN seem too adversarial
JasonILima (6:35:47 PM): I like how he lined that up.
Poke00210 (6:35:50 PM): yep
Poke00210 (6:36:05 PM): ASSCLOWN: it's the administration's fault
Poke00210 (6:36:23 PM): umm, less expensive drugs IS NOT A RIGHT
JasonILima (6:36:24 PM): okay, you KNOW he has a better response to that than last time.
JasonILima (6:36:41 PM): yeah, YEAY SOCIALISM.
Poke00210 (6:36:41 PM): well shit, if it belongs to me, i want it back
Poke00210 (6:37:05 PM): $139 million?
JasonILima (6:37:13 PM): billion, i think he said.
Poke00210 (6:37:16 PM): that's pennies on a national scale
Poke00210 (6:37:19 PM): oh did he?
Poke00210 (6:37:31 PM): LOL yeah bitch
Poke00210 (6:37:36 PM): YEAH BITCH
JasonILima (6:37:37 PM):
Poke00210 (6:37:40 PM): "NO RECORD OF LEADERSHIP"
Poke00210 (6:37:44 PM): TAKE THAT ASSCLOWN
Poke00210 (6:38:08 PM): there *are* amendments
Poke00210 (6:38:27 PM): "I'm a proud socialist!"
Poke00210 (6:38:29 PM): =)
JasonILima (6:39:08 PM): Like we believe those shitbags.
JasonILima (6:39:12 PM): mainstream media.
Poke00210 (6:39:13 PM): hey I have an idea! ANSWER THE QUESTION
JasonILima (6:39:18 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (6:39:32 PM): where are you getting the money, the liberal moderator asked...
Poke00210 (6:39:35 PM): la la la
JasonILima (6:39:44 PM): ZING HIM BACK BUSH!
Poke00210 (6:40:03 PM): No Child Left Unaffected by Socialized Medicine
JasonILima (6:40:08 PM): oh, jesus.
Poke00210 (6:40:11 PM): bullshit
JasonILima (6:40:26 PM): don't jpeolple see right through this crap?
Poke00210 (6:40:31 PM): unfortunately no
JasonILima (6:40:34 PM): EVERYONE WILL BUY INTO THE FUCKING THING.
JasonILima (6:40:47 PM): ERGO THE FUCKING THING WILL SUCK BALLS
JasonILima (6:41:00 PM): BECAUSE IT WON'T BE WORTH THE SHIT IT STANDS ON
JasonILima (6:41:06 PM): HAHAHA
Poke00210 (6:41:14 PM): i wasn't listening, did he just say he was gonna cure diabetes?
JasonILima (6:41:21 PM): hahah, I zoned out there.
Poke00210 (6:41:30 PM): and WTF did W just do?
Poke00210 (6:41:40 PM): did he just brain hiccup?
JasonILima (6:41:51 PM): no, I'll tell you later.
Poke00210 (6:41:54 PM): OK
JasonILima (6:42:06 PM): ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY
JasonILima (6:42:19 PM): ABSO FUCKING LUTELY
Poke00210 (6:42:31 PM): GODDAM-RIGHT
JasonILima (6:42:34 PM): nice answer.
JasonILima (6:42:50 PM): wtf is kerry doing with his hands?
JasonILima (6:43:02 PM): THEN WHT THE HELL ARE YOU PROPOSING!?
Poke00210 (6:43:03 PM): yeah right
Poke00210 (6:43:13 PM): oh oh, here we go
Poke00210 (6:43:16 PM): BAM
JasonILima (6:43:19 PM): OH, mAN is bush on his game.
Poke00210 (6:43:25 PM): yeah, my grandparents have VA coverage now
JasonILima (6:43:29 PM): THATS WHY VETERANS SUPPORT BUSH
Poke00210 (6:44:21 PM): media lies
JasonILima (6:44:24 PM): yup
Poke00210 (6:44:26 PM): liberal media lies
Poke00210 (6:44:37 PM): Think Different
Poke00210 (6:44:59 PM): moynihan died?!?
JasonILima (6:45:41 PM): I know what Kerry is going to say:
JasonILima (6:45:49 PM): "Why didn't you do it in your first term"
JasonILima (6:46:04 PM): HAHAAHAHH
JasonILima (6:46:11 PM): HOW IS THAT AN INVITATION TO DISASTER!?
Poke00210 (6:46:18 PM): i don't recognize ASSCLOWN as a fellow American
JasonILima (6:46:22 PM): lol
JasonILima (6:46:31 PM): YOU CONTROL YOUR OWN MONEY!
JasonILima (6:46:38 PM): How is that a disaster?
Poke00210 (6:46:55 PM): it's a disaster because democrats will have less control over your money and life
JasonILima (6:47:02 PM): bullcrap.
Poke00210 (6:47:13 PM): la la la
JasonILima (6:47:39 PM): Oooh, he brought up greenspan.
JasonILima (6:47:50 PM): Moderator is GOOOOOOOD
JasonILima (6:48:01 PM): LOL!
JasonILima (6:48:06 PM): nineteen ninety something
Poke00210 (6:48:12 PM): that was a good year
JasonILima (6:48:16 PM): ROFL!
Poke00210 (6:48:23 PM): with exception of President Bill Whats-his-face
Poke00210 (6:48:37 PM): 2075?
JasonILima (6:49:01 PM): Bush should bring up the Nobel Laureate who agrees with Bush tax cuts.
JasonILima (6:49:10 PM): EH?
JasonILima (6:49:26 PM): did he just say "when social security gets into trouble"?
Poke00210 (6:49:32 PM): missed it
JasonILima (6:49:38 PM): he keeps fucking repeating himself.
JasonILima (6:49:48 PM): "I have a plan"
Poke00210 (6:50:05 PM): i like secret, mystery plans. those are the *best*
JasonILima (6:51:08 PM): SMOKING!
JasonILima (6:51:22 PM): ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY!
Poke00210 (6:51:39 PM): yay, immigrants
JasonILima (6:51:41 PM): immigration...okay, new question
Poke00210 (6:51:54 PM): what say ye?
JasonILima (6:51:55 PM): wow.
Poke00210 (6:51:57 PM): LOL
JasonILima (6:52:12 PM): goddamn, he must've had some caffeine tonight.
Poke00210 (6:52:16 PM): anti-mexican drones!
JasonILima (6:52:51 PM): hmmm...the cards are controversial...
Poke00210 (6:52:58 PM): update: Red Sox trailing Yankees 1-0 B5
JasonILima (6:52:59 PM): but it courts the mexican/latino vote.
JasonILima (6:53:02 PM): roger.
Poke00210 (6:53:07 PM): you ever watch Geoge Lopez?
Poke00210 (6:53:11 PM): his daughter is hot
JasonILima (6:53:13 PM): heh
Poke00210 (6:53:19 PM): she's no Joan of Arcadia, but she'lld o
JasonILima (6:53:21 PM): Singapore has those programs.
JasonILima (6:53:35 PM): if the foreigners stay longer than they're supposed to, they're caned.
Poke00210 (6:53:38 PM): nice
JasonILima (6:53:45 PM): CANING FOR DEMOCRATS!
Poke00210 (6:54:10 PM): huh?
JasonILima (6:54:15 PM): I wanna be able to use my hands like that.
Poke00210 (6:54:26 PM): i just wanna be able to follow his train of thought
JasonILima (6:54:27 PM): it's like he's on E
Poke00210 (6:54:37 PM): my anti-drug is the Republican Party
JasonILima (6:54:41 PM): LOL!
Poke00210 (6:54:56 PM): oh *W* is promising a plan?
Poke00210 (6:55:04 PM): God Forbid ASSCLOWN
JasonILima (6:55:20 PM): EH?!
Poke00210 (6:55:39 PM): ha ha
JasonILima (6:55:42 PM): NICE
Poke00210 (6:55:49 PM): equipment like "anti-mexican drones"
JasonILima (6:56:06 PM): ALLEGEDLY!?
JasonILima (6:56:14 PM): I CAN MAKE ANY FUCKING CLAIM IF I SAY ALLEGEDLY!
Poke00210 (6:56:18 PM): that looked gay
Poke00210 (6:56:24 PM): Yes
JasonILima (6:56:29 PM): Aliens from mars are ALLEGEDLY coming across the fucking border.
Poke00210 (6:56:35 PM): I *allegedly* had sex with Josie Maran last night
JasonILima (6:56:39 PM): HAH!
Poke00210 (6:56:47 PM): shit i missed thte question
Poke00210 (6:56:49 PM): oh
JasonILima (6:56:54 PM): minimum wage.
Poke00210 (6:56:57 PM): umm, no... raising minimum wage bad idea
JasonILima (6:57:01 PM): talk about deestroying business.
Poke00210 (6:57:05 PM): yep
Poke00210 (6:57:22 PM): this should be an easy one for W
Poke00210 (6:57:28 PM): oh la la la, yay for women
JasonILima (6:57:41 PM): yay for fucking chuckie the pimply teenager.
Poke00210 (6:57:55 PM): he's debating for under a million dollars for a bunch of dumb housefraus?!?
JasonILima (6:58:07 PM): eh?!
Poke00210 (6:58:10 PM): WRONG QUESTION
Poke00210 (6:58:15 PM): wrong question, wrong time
JasonILima (6:58:39 PM): oh, such crap.
Poke00210 (6:58:43 PM): oh, *now* you like consumption?!?
Poke00210 (6:58:47 PM): LOWER TAXES, ASSCLOWN
Poke00210 (6:59:09 PM): OK, umm, W...
JasonILima (6:59:21 PM): i don't know where he's going with this one.
Poke00210 (6:59:24 PM): yeah
Poke00210 (6:59:35 PM): i can see where he's coming from... but it's a stretch
Poke00210 (6:59:49 PM): we need anti-stupid drones
Poke00210 (6:59:56 PM): READING IS NOT A CIVIL RIGHT
Poke00210 (6:59:59 PM): NO
Poke00210 (7:00:04 PM): FUCK MINORITIES
Poke00210 (7:00:16 PM): YOU WANT SMART MINORITIES? IMPORT ASIANS AND INDIANS
JasonILima (7:00:28 PM): hah
Poke00210 (7:00:44 PM): interesting factoid: Rosa Parks was functionally illiterate
Poke00210 (7:00:56 PM): j/k
JasonILima (7:00:59 PM): heh
JasonILima (7:01:07 PM): uhh...
JasonILima (7:01:15 PM): ummm...
Poke00210 (7:01:21 PM): uhh, what about the 2nd amendment, ASSCLOWN
JasonILima (7:01:26 PM): no shit. the judge isn't supposed to...unless it's a fucking amendment.
Poke00210 (7:01:33 PM): CHOICE is not a RIGHT
JasonILima (7:01:35 PM): yes, let's go a step further.
Poke00210 (7:02:16 PM): didn't W shoot this "president no fund NCLB" already?
JasonILima (7:02:19 PM): how is this the judge question?
Poke00210 (7:02:29 PM): shit, there was a judge question?
Poke00210 (7:02:46 PM): LOL, W using the "liberal" label again
Poke00210 (7:02:56 PM): simmer down now, W
JasonILima (7:03:14 PM): you've been using percentage increases, assclown.
Poke00210 (7:03:19 PM): so?
Poke00210 (7:03:25 PM): so they lose programs
Poke00210 (7:03:27 PM): BFD
JasonILima (7:03:28 PM): what does after school programs HAVE TO DO WITH FFUCKING READING!?
Poke00210 (7:03:35 PM): SO WHAT
JasonILima (7:03:44 PM): duhh, I play basketball. Me likey ready.
Poke00210 (7:03:45 PM): OK, ALL AHEAD FULL WITH THE TAX CUTS THEN
Poke00210 (7:03:51 PM): ASSHOLE
Poke00210 (7:04:12 PM): ooh, i got a backdoor draft for you...
JasonILima (7:04:17 PM): "I would stop it"\
Poke00210 (7:04:51 PM): oh. again, bad judgment on president's part
JasonILima (7:04:56 PM): I like how W is staring at assclown.
JasonILima (7:05:20 PM): I would like to magically take 40,000 americans....RIGHT OUTTA MY ASS!
Poke00210 (7:05:29 PM): well shit, mr. fantasyland, why don't we just deploy rambo and Detective John Kimball
JasonILima (7:05:29 PM): and put 'em into the Nat'l Guard!
Poke00210 (7:05:40 PM): I'm a cop, you idiot!
JasonILima (7:06:01 PM): eh?!
JasonILima (7:06:26 PM): Nice.
Poke00210 (7:06:40 PM): oh... "up to 200 billion" now??? what happened to the "200 billion" we could've used for education and other fruity shit
Poke00210 (7:07:00 PM): nice how he slows it down with intangibles
JasonILima (7:07:20 PM): very good judgement.
Poke00210 (7:07:28 PM): yes
Poke00210 (7:07:35 PM): damn, this guy's fucking good
JasonILima (7:07:46 PM): he's put on the defensive.
Poke00210 (7:07:50 PM): yeah right
JasonILima (7:07:55 PM): OF COURSE YOU"VE SAID THE OPPOSITE!
JasonILima (7:08:01 PM): YOU'VE SAID EVERYTHIHNG
JasonILima (7:08:08 PM): Jesus H. Christ.
Poke00210 (7:08:13 PM): oh, who put US troops under UN control and made them wear the fruity UN flag?
JasonILima (7:08:15 PM): NICE
Poke00210 (7:08:16 PM): was that bill clinton?
JasonILima (7:08:18 PM): NIC E NICE NICE!
JasonILima (7:08:27 PM): HE BROUGHT UP THE 90 GULF WAR!
Poke00210 (7:08:29 PM): uh oh
JasonILima (7:08:29 PM): FUCKING NICE!
Poke00210 (7:08:31 PM): d'oh
Poke00210 (7:08:35 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (7:08:39 PM): EAT IT ASSCLOWN
JasonILima (7:08:47 PM): Advantage: Bush.
Poke00210 (7:09:17 PM): yep
JasonILima (7:09:29 PM): ABSOLUTELY! Move to fighting crime.
Poke00210 (7:09:30 PM): kinda obvious, but yep
JasonILima (7:09:35 PM): EXCELLENT SEGWAY.
Poke00210 (7:10:05 PM): THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T INTRODUCE LEGISLATION
JasonILima (7:10:06 PM): And you hunt Vietnamese.
Poke00210 (7:10:20 PM): LEGISLATORS (LIKE SENATORS FROM MASSACHUSETTS) DO, ASSCLOWN
JasonILima (7:10:24 PM): How is the DA a law enforcement officer?
Poke00210 (7:10:32 PM): I'm a cop, you idiot!
JasonILima (7:10:34 PM): Kinda like a backdoor draft.
JasonILima (7:10:53 PM): Well, AK-47s were illegal before too.
JasonILima (7:11:08 PM): That's stupid.
Poke00210 (7:11:15 PM): legality of AK-47s probably wouldn't stop drug dealers
JasonILima (7:11:22 PM): ?!
Poke00210 (7:11:32 PM): who, by the nature of their occupations, don't deal with legal substances anyway
JasonILima (7:11:33 PM): Easy answer. HELL NO!
Poke00210 (7:11:51 PM): Regretabbly
Poke00210 (7:11:55 PM): lalala
JasonILima (7:12:09 PM): Equal playing field != equal results.
Poke00210 (7:12:30 PM): != ?
Poke00210 (7:12:33 PM): not?
JasonILima (7:12:34 PM): not equal
JasonILima (7:12:46 PM): sorry...computer science geek coming out in me.
Poke00210 (7:12:50 PM): i'm more of a "<>" kinda guy
JasonILima (7:13:03 PM): gotcha.
JasonILima (7:13:09 PM): btw, what is kerry blubbering about?
Poke00210 (7:13:10 PM): i think....
Poke00210 (7:13:15 PM): something about travelling
Poke00210 (7:13:21 PM): GOOD
Poke00210 (7:13:28 PM): GOOD
Poke00210 (7:13:29 PM): GOOD
Poke00210 (7:13:33 PM): who like jesse jackson?
JasonILima (7:13:36 PM): oh, kerry just fucked himself.
Poke00210 (7:13:51 PM): yeah, nevermind that Condoleeza Rice IS BLACK
Poke00210 (7:13:58 PM): BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL
JasonILima (7:14:15 PM): yeah, but she's castigated by blacks as a 'traitor'.
JasonILima (7:14:21 PM): okay...by SOME blacks.
JasonILima (7:14:25 PM): LIBERAL BLACKS.
Poke00210 (7:14:29 PM): that's because black people don't know how to succeed
Poke00210 (7:14:41 PM): their solution is to call somebody an uncle tom and pray for reparations
Poke00210 (7:15:01 PM): she likes football
Poke00210 (7:15:20 PM): OK i missed both of the responses
Poke00210 (7:15:38 PM): hmm, good question
JasonILima (7:15:42 PM): very.
Poke00210 (7:16:14 PM): good, see how he doesn't ram it down your throat like st. ASSCLOWN the martyr of massachusetts
JasonILima (7:16:20 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (7:16:28 PM): umm, yeah, muslims aren't fit for western civilization
JasonILima (7:17:11 PM): well, he can't bring up islamofascists, unfortunately.
Poke00210 (7:17:27 PM): I believe that God wants me to have sex with Josie Maran
Poke00210 (7:17:42 PM): but...
JasonILima (7:17:45 PM): BUT
JasonILima (7:17:47 PM): BUT
Poke00210 (7:18:13 PM): embryonic stem-cell research is a gift from God, yes
Poke00210 (7:18:29 PM): so are semi-automatic weapons
JasonILima (7:18:36 PM): hehe
JasonILima (7:18:47 PM): because of plessy v. ferguson?
Poke00210 (7:18:53 PM): VOUCHERS
Poke00210 (7:19:04 PM): WE NEED VOUCHERS IF YOU'RE SO GODDAM WORRIED ABOUT AN EDUCATION GAP
Poke00210 (7:19:19 PM): umm, the founding fathers didn't intend for a Godless America
JasonILima (7:19:38 PM): true dat.
Poke00210 (7:19:43 PM): umm, i just burped up cotton candy
JasonILima (7:19:45 PM): a COMPLIMENT!?
JasonILima (7:19:51 PM): HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
Poke00210 (7:19:53 PM): although i haven't had cotton candy in years
Poke00210 (7:20:05 PM): yay! hugs for everybody!
JasonILima (7:20:08 PM): LOLQ
Poke00210 (7:20:14 PM): Hugs, not Bombs
JasonILima (7:20:19 PM): Because the democrats SPREAD LIES!
JasonILima (7:20:29 PM): AND SPREAD THE DIVISIONS AND THE HATE!
Poke00210 (7:20:43 PM): *THANK YOU* EXACTLY, DEMOCRAT LIES
Poke00210 (7:20:47 PM): "idear"
Poke00210 (7:20:56 PM): fuck john mccain
JasonILima (7:21:02 PM): yeah, we're all one big fucking happy family because of Kerry.
Poke00210 (7:21:12 PM): what? you've had reacharounds in the aisle?
JasonILima (7:21:34 PM): John McCain is just setting himself up as a Prez. candidate in 2008
Poke00210 (7:21:37 PM): bullshit, democrats are never about uniting shit
JasonILima (7:21:39 PM): I'll vote for him.
Poke00210 (7:21:51 PM): i would've voted for him, but he retracted his "gook" comments
Poke00210 (7:21:53 PM): fucking pussy
JasonILima (7:21:56 PM): heh
Poke00210 (7:22:02 PM): actually, he's not a pussy
Poke00210 (7:22:07 PM): i'd like to rescind that
Poke00210 (7:22:20 PM): but i would've respected him more if he stuck to his gook-guns
JasonILima (7:22:24 PM): heh
JasonILima (7:22:40 PM): I have to stay away from the 'gook' comments, since I am not asian.
Poke00210 (7:22:50 PM): LOL
JasonILima (7:23:10 PM): HAH!
JasonILima (7:23:14 PM): retreat and defeat!
Poke00210 (7:23:18 PM): damn, last question
Poke00210 (7:23:26 PM): Bush has been cleaning up tonight
JasonILima (7:23:32 PM): Some hotter than others.
Poke00210 (7:23:35 PM): ooh yeah daughters
JasonILima (7:23:39 PM): LOL!
JasonILima (7:23:41 PM): AHAHAHAHAHAH
Poke00210 (7:23:44 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (7:23:48 PM): oh shit that was funny
JasonILima (7:23:48 PM): WINNER!
Poke00210 (7:24:02 PM): ooh yes, i'd love to have strong women around me too
JasonILima (7:24:20 PM): hahah
Poke00210 (7:24:23 PM): i'd like to have Josie Maran in a cop uniform handcuff me and beat me
Poke00210 (7:24:27 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (7:24:33 PM): oh man, this guy is funny!
JasonILima (7:24:33 PM): He is SO cleaning up.
Poke00210 (7:24:40 PM): sweet!
Poke00210 (7:24:42 PM): Midland, TX
Poke00210 (7:24:50 PM): oh hey, go see "friday night lights"
JasonILima (7:24:54 PM): awww...
Poke00210 (7:25:03 PM): is he gonna criticize bush now?
Poke00210 (7:25:18 PM): LOL yeah actually taht was kinda funny
JasonILima (7:25:22 PM): true.
JasonILima (7:25:23 PM):
Poke00210 (7:25:29 PM): YOU FUCKING GIGOLO MAN-WHORE
JasonILima (7:25:39 PM): Hey, gotta respect that.
Poke00210 (7:25:45 PM): shit, i wanna marry rich
Poke00210 (7:25:51 PM): don't wanna marry crazy
Poke00210 (7:26:04 PM): oh, are you in need of integrity, senator?
JasonILima (7:26:04 PM): oh, man, teresa scares the ever loving piss out of me.
JasonILima (7:26:21 PM): I hear she makes a mean pumpkin cookie.
Poke00210 (7:26:26 PM): jesus... her in a dominatrix outfit would make me shit my pants
JasonILima (7:26:30 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (7:26:35 PM): ASSCLOWN
JasonILima (7:26:46 PM): now, he has to shift to his hate message.
Poke00210 (7:26:47 PM): oh jesus, he looked like a member of the undead right there!
JasonILima (7:26:50 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (7:26:59 PM): "idearr"
JasonILima (7:27:00 PM): Ideee err?
Poke00210 (7:27:02 PM): "ideaerr"
JasonILima (7:27:03 PM): hehe
Poke00210 (7:27:17 PM): "I have gonnorheaar"
JasonILima (7:27:22 PM): ROFL!
Poke00210 (7:27:40 PM): yeah right
JasonILima (7:27:43 PM): his left eye is lazy.
JasonILima (7:27:54 PM): holy crap. I never noticed that.
Poke00210 (7:27:56 PM): you'd roll over and let the French give it to you if it was the pollitically popular thing to do
Poke00210 (7:28:04 PM): whoa, crazy zombie hands
JasonILima (7:28:18 PM): and pissed on abroad.
Poke00210 (7:28:20 PM): umm, yes, jason, let's go out and Trust John Kerry
Poke00210 (7:28:26 PM): oh, forever?
JasonILima (7:28:27 PM): I believe you can't say that yet.
Poke00210 (7:28:42 PM): well shit, if he's promising forever i'm there
Poke00210 (7:28:45 PM): just throw in josie maran
Poke00210 (7:28:52 PM): sorry, let's go W
Poke00210 (7:29:03 PM): see, now he's invoking Reagan
JasonILima (7:29:18 PM): damn right.
Poke00210 (7:29:23 PM): (ASSCLOWN said he wanted our trust. i was kidding)
Poke00210 (7:30:01 PM): "rally armies of compassion"
Poke00210 (7:30:02 PM): ?
JasonILima (7:30:09 PM): reminds me of jesse jackson.
JasonILima (7:30:11 PM): weird.
Poke00210 (7:30:24 PM): his english is a bit better though
Poke00210 (7:30:26 PM): (W's)
JasonILima (7:30:29 PM): good on him.
Poke00210 (7:30:34 PM): nice job, W!
JasonILima (7:30:36 PM): Game, set match....george bush.
Poke00210 (7:30:47 PM): ooh, go sun devils
Poke00210 (7:30:53 PM): hey didn't your woman go to ASU?
JasonILima (7:31:02 PM): yah
Poke00210 (7:31:06 PM): LOL
JasonILima (7:31:10 PM): she lives like 1 mile from that forum.
Poke00210 (7:31:13 PM): TH-K looks pissed
Poke00210 (7:31:28 PM): oh hi barbara bush
Poke00210 (7:31:34 PM): she's the better looking of the twins now
JasonILima (7:31:44 PM): hey, didn't the first lady say she'd wear blue?
Poke00210 (7:31:46 PM): ewww, kery daughter
Poke00210 (7:31:51 PM): that was @ the second debate
JasonILima (7:32:01 PM): oh, shit. that's right...you blogged that one.
Poke00210 (7:32:30 PM): that kerry daughter looks like heidi fleiss
Poke00210 (7:32:35 PM): OK dude, time for dinner
Poke00210 (7:32:39 PM): you want me to post this?
JasonILima (7:32:43 PM): send me the first part. I'll post it.
JasonILima (7:32:52 PM): send me in the other window.
Poke00210 (7:33:24 PM): you want me to e-mail it to you?
JasonILima (7:33:31 PM): sure.
Poke00210 (7:33:37 PM): OK standby
Poke00210 (7:33:42 PM): what's your e-mail address?
JasonILima (7:33:57 PM): jilima@gmail.com
Poke00210 (7:34:07 PM): LOL, Fox News commentator doesn't like the cheney lesbian outing
JasonILima (7:34:11 PM): I hear it!
JasonILima (7:34:15 PM): it's funny as shit.
Poke00210 (7:34:17 PM): you watching on fox?
JasonILima (7:34:22 PM): yah
Poke00210 (7:34:24 PM): good man
Poke00210 (7:34:36 PM): OK i'll send this to you... dinner time
JasonILima (7:34:42 PM): contrary to popular belief, they are fair.
JasonILima (7:34:45 PM): roger.
Poke00210 (7:34:54 PM): even if they weren't, i'm OK
Poke00210 (7:35:03 PM): oh damn, "he slaughtered him"
JasonILima (7:35:06 PM): HAHAHAHAHAH
JasonILima (7:35:09 PM): LOVE IT!
Poke00210 (7:35:10 PM): LOL
JasonILima (7:35:11 PM): FUCKING LOVE IT!
Poke00210 (7:35:15 PM): OK, see ya man
Poke00210 (7:35:23 PM): 3-2-1, over
JasonILima (7:35:34 PM): thanks, man. this was fun.
**********
There you go. Vote Republican!
(See SixHertz House of Pain for the previous debates)
***********
(5:57:35 PM) You have just entered room "JOHN KERRY IS A HOMOTARD."
Poke00210 (5:57:40 PM): hello dere!
Poke00210 (5:58:00 PM): OK i've opened up a chatroom
Poke00210 (5:58:14 PM): with luck, SixH will be joining us if he can tear himself away from his woman
Poke00210 (5:58:44 PM): Fortunately for me, I have no woman, and as such I can 3am Criticize this at almost no inconvenience to myself
Poke00210 (5:58:51 PM): yessir, fortunately for me. heh.
Poke00210 (5:59:00 PM): dammit, if you're reading this, find me a woman
Poke00210 (5:59:07 PM): watching on Fox News Channel
Poke00210 (5:59:13 PM): really, the only way to watch
Poke00210 (5:59:18 PM): Brit Hume is talking about baseball now
Poke00210 (5:59:45 PM): I bet you John Kerry can't tell you who's pitching for Boston tonight
Poke00210 (6:01:09 PM): this dell sucks ass
Poke00210 (6:01:46 PM): Bob Sheefer! (sp?)
Poke00210 (6:01:53 PM): he was on the Don and Mike Show last week...
Poke00210 (6:02:06 PM): yay, domestic affairs
Poke00210 (6:02:18 PM): Dude, Where's My SixHertz?
Poke00210 (6:03:12 PM): "audience has agreed to remain silent, except for right now..."
Poke00210 (6:03:23 PM): yeah if I was in the audience, i wouldn't agree to greet John Kerry
Poke00210 (6:03:45 PM): OK herein: Bush = W and Kerry = ASSCLOWN
Poke00210 (6:04:16 PM): first question to ASSCLOWN: will our children ever live in as safe a world as we grew up in?
Poke00210 (6:04:32 PM): ASSCLOWN
Poke00210 (6:04:42 PM): i'm gonna keep that in my clipboard
Poke00210 (6:04:51 PM): here, watch the time stamp
Poke00210 (6:04:52 PM): ASSCLOWN
Poke00210 (6:04:53 PM): ASSCLOWN
Poke00210 (6:04:53 PM): ASSCLOWN
Poke00210 (6:04:54 PM): ASSCLOWN
Poke00210 (6:04:55 PM): ASSCLOWN
Poke00210 (6:04:55 PM): ASSCLOWN
Poke00210 (6:05:14 PM): ASSCLOWNASSCLOWN
Poke00210 (6:05:18 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (6:05:24 PM): forgot about that
Poke00210 (6:05:41 PM): why does ASSCLOWN look diferent each time i see him on TV?
Poke00210 (6:05:58 PM): yeah, talk to kennedy again
Poke00210 (6:06:02 PM): ALLIANCES?!?
Poke00210 (6:06:24 PM): said he who destroys our alliances by having his sister campaign against our australian ally in his reelection bid
Poke00210 (6:06:40 PM): W!
Poke00210 (6:07:01 PM): did somebody say "19-y-o afghan woman"
Poke00210 (6:07:17 PM): hey, they should let Sarah Degenhart moderate
Poke00210 (6:07:20 PM): she was *dreamy*
Poke00210 (6:07:52 PM): la la la, ASSCLOWN says that we let osama escape
Poke00210 (6:08:27 PM): OK folks, seriously... if that *really* happened, don't you think the LIBERAL media would've had a field day?
Poke00210 (6:08:57 PM): OH MAN THAT WAS HILARIOUS
Poke00210 (6:08:57 PM): *EXAGGERATION*
(6:09:26 PM) JasonILima has entered the room.
Poke00210 (6:09:33 PM): get in here, goddamit
JasonILima (6:09:47 PM): I'm here, mofo
Poke00210 (6:09:50 PM): oh man, that was funny, did you see him just now?
Poke00210 (6:10:03 PM): yeah, i know
JasonILima (6:10:19 PM): George is doing well right now.
Poke00210 (6:10:35 PM): yeah, he went straight for the kill w/the terrorism as nuisance
JasonILima (6:10:42 PM): absolutely.
Poke00210 (6:10:52 PM): this is a stupid question right now
JasonILima (6:10:53 PM): What? Not fucking working?
Poke00210 (6:11:07 PM): what the shit is he talking about?
JasonILima (6:11:10 PM): I think Bush is ultra-prepared for this debate.
JasonILima (6:11:15 PM): Arizonians?
JasonILima (6:11:24 PM): I'm from Canadia.
JasonILima (6:11:27 PM): duhhh
Poke00210 (6:11:30 PM): i prefer "Arizoners"
JasonILima (6:11:57 PM): right, "I will fix EVERYTHING" fucker...
JasonILima (6:12:06 PM): "I HAVE A PLAN!!!"
Poke00210 (6:12:13 PM): that wasn't the fucking question, you fucktard
JasonILima (6:12:20 PM): AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
JasonILima (6:12:27 PM): A littany of complaints!
Poke00210 (6:12:29 PM): LOL
JasonILima (6:12:31 PM): THAT WAS GREAT!
Poke00210 (6:12:49 PM): dude, he's bringing his A game tonight
JasonILima (6:12:53 PM): nice...he better get the saliva off his mouth.
Poke00210 (6:13:00 PM): i missed the saliva
JasonILima (6:13:08 PM): We have choice.
JasonILima (6:13:22 PM): OOOH! he f*cked himself there.
Poke00210 (6:13:37 PM): yeah, because we'll have choice with a big government, great society socialized healthcare system
Poke00210 (6:13:57 PM): OK watch, the question is about john kerry
JasonILima (6:13:57 PM): just see if people start coming over here for health care.
Poke00210 (6:14:33 PM): la la la, bush "lost" jobs
Poke00210 (6:14:43 PM): ANSWER THE QUESTION, COCKBOY
JasonILima (6:14:50 PM): my plan this, my plan that.
JasonILima (6:15:16 PM): and completely FUCK business.
JasonILima (6:15:32 PM): I think I need to bleep out my french in the posting.
Poke00210 (6:15:38 PM): nah, you'll be fine
Poke00210 (6:15:43 PM): don't censor
JasonILima (6:15:50 PM): I have an Idea. I think we should find out HOW we get that awful hairdo of yours.
Poke00210 (6:15:57 PM): part of being politically incorrect is cussing like a sailor
Poke00210 (6:16:01 PM): and aren't you a sailor?
JasonILima (6:16:07 PM): :D yah.
JasonILima (6:16:14 PM): yeah, smile it up, kerry.
Poke00210 (6:16:26 PM): tell you what, i'll swear like a sailor, and you can have a construction mouth
JasonILima (6:16:30 PM): ooooh, he's ON with the numbers.
Poke00210 (6:16:45 PM): yeah, i like it when he's eggheaded
JasonILima (6:17:02 PM): the middle class
JasonILima (6:17:05 PM): ahaha, called it.
JasonILima (6:17:19 PM): damn, Bush...clean your lip....
Poke00210 (6:17:26 PM): yeah, i was thinking the same thing
Poke00210 (6:17:32 PM): didn't want to say anything though
JasonILima (6:18:06 PM): man, he prepped well for this debate.
Poke00210 (6:18:11 PM): yeah, totally
JasonILima (6:18:35 PM): I'm astonished.
Poke00210 (6:18:50 PM): i like his goofy smirk
JasonILima (6:18:57 PM): hah
JasonILima (6:19:35 PM): uh.
JasonILima (6:19:37 PM): uh.
Poke00210 (6:19:41 PM): ASSCLOWN
JasonILima (6:19:45 PM): uh
JasonILima (6:19:46 PM): uh
JasonILima (6:19:54 PM): uh....he's speechless
Poke00210 (6:19:56 PM): oh, i mentioned before you came in, kerry = ASSCLOWN
JasonILima (6:19:58 PM): TONY SOPRANO?
JasonILima (6:20:00 PM): WTF?
Poke00210 (6:20:01 PM): huh?
Poke00210 (6:20:05 PM): whoa, i missed that shit
Poke00210 (6:20:27 PM): gasoline prices would be lower if DEMOCRATS didn't vote for gas taxes
JasonILima (6:20:29 PM): guess what america! There was a bubble, assclown.
Poke00210 (6:20:48 PM): or if DEMOCRATS didn't prevent us from drilling in alaska because it's pretty up there
JasonILima (6:20:52 PM): guess what america...if the liberals didn't prevent new refineries from being built, gas would be the same price as before.
Poke00210 (6:20:59 PM): ASSCLOWN
JasonILima (6:21:02 PM): ASSCLOWNS!
Poke00210 (6:21:15 PM): (i have ASSCLOWN on control-V)
JasonILima (6:21:21 PM): HAH
Poke00210 (6:21:31 PM): what kind of fucking leading question is that?
JasonILima (6:21:32 PM): eh?!
JasonILima (6:21:45 PM): I will promise you ANYTHING for your vote.
JasonILima (6:21:50 PM): OHH!
JasonILima (6:21:53 PM): playing field?!
JasonILima (6:22:25 PM): a nanosecond.
JasonILima (6:22:28 PM): let's see that shit.
Poke00210 (6:22:29 PM): huh?
JasonILima (6:22:44 PM): how much shit can he pull from his ass and keep it clean.
JasonILima (6:22:58 PM): his shit don't stink!?
JasonILima (6:23:08 PM): DAMN FRIGGIN RIGHT IT DOES
Poke00210 (6:23:18 PM): what the shit is this?
JasonILima (6:23:18 PM): uh...
Poke00210 (6:23:23 PM): ASSCLOWN
Poke00210 (6:23:35 PM): the American Economy doesn't center on the american worker
Poke00210 (6:23:43 PM): it centers around American Profit
JasonILima (6:23:56 PM): NICE.
Poke00210 (6:24:02 PM): and i don't want a president who is gonna be in bed w/the american unions anyway
JasonILima (6:24:07 PM): damn right it's money in my pocket.
Poke00210 (6:24:21 PM): numbers!
JasonILima (6:24:33 PM): and you have MORE CONFIDENCE
Poke00210 (6:24:38 PM): do you know how many watermelons you can buy with $1700?
JasonILima (6:24:46 PM): nice, NICE PREZ BUSH!
Poke00210 (6:24:47 PM): hello dere!
JasonILima (6:24:50 PM): haha
JasonILima (6:25:02 PM): just like you, eh kerry?
JasonILima (6:25:05 PM): ASScLOWN!?
Poke00210 (6:25:14 PM): ASSCLOWN
JasonILima (6:25:58 PM): LOL!
Poke00210 (6:25:58 PM): LOL
JasonILima (6:26:09 PM): he fixed his saliva lip...thank god.
Poke00210 (6:26:15 PM): yeah i hate gays too
JasonILima (6:26:22 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (6:26:29 PM): i mean, "i hate all people, equally"
JasonILima (6:26:32 PM): DAMN PERFECT ANSWER
Poke00210 (6:26:48 PM): i like how he toned it down.... it's all about controlling the tempo, baby
JasonILima (6:27:02 PM): very nice...damn...his lip still has the white crusty.
JasonILima (6:27:17 PM): uh oh...
JasonILima (6:27:37 PM): he's defending the point well...
JasonILima (6:27:54 PM): very moderate explanation.
Poke00210 (6:28:04 PM): WHAT THE SHIT
Poke00210 (6:28:05 PM): ASSCLOWN
JasonILima (6:28:06 PM): we're all God's children, bob.
JasonILima (6:28:11 PM): UH?!
JasonILima (6:28:14 PM): WTF?!
Poke00210 (6:28:19 PM): LESBIAN-TASTIC!
JasonILima (6:28:24 PM): DIck Cheney is the only one he can think of?!
JasonILima (6:28:31 PM): struggling?! WTF?!
Poke00210 (6:28:34 PM): i don't hate lesbians, btw... at least the hot kind
JasonILima (6:28:34 PM): he's blowing it?!
Poke00210 (6:28:50 PM): oh, if anybody asks, we're not gays
JasonILima (6:29:08 PM): unbelieveable constitution.
JasonILima (6:29:12 PM): I like that quote.
JasonILima (6:29:17 PM): LOL!
Poke00210 (6:29:22 PM): yes you can
Poke00210 (6:29:26 PM): you ASSCLOWN
JasonILima (6:29:28 PM): Kerry: "Unbelievable Constitution"
JasonILima (6:29:43 PM): Kerry doesn't believe in the constitution!
JasonILima (6:29:44 PM):
Poke00210 (6:30:00 PM): well, i wouldn't say it's a sin
Poke00210 (6:30:14 PM): but it definitely goes against catholic teachings
JasonILima (6:30:28 PM): la la la I don't know what I'm saying al la la
Poke00210 (6:30:36 PM): BULLSHIT DEMOCRATS LEGISLATE THEIR ARTICLES OF FAITH ON A DAILY BASIS
Poke00210 (6:30:39 PM): FUCKING ASSCLOWN
JasonILima (6:30:40 PM): where are you taking this, johnny?
JasonILima (6:30:56 PM): He is f*cking this one up.
Poke00210 (6:31:16 PM): that's because he has to suck off the feminazi crowd in his party
JasonILima (6:31:31 PM): hmmm...
Poke00210 (6:31:34 PM): yeah, you're obviously not following it then
JasonILima (6:31:44 PM): he thinks on his feet, but I think they're smelling tonight.
Poke00210 (6:31:51 PM): yeah, equality isn't a tenet of the Catholic church
JasonILima (6:32:44 PM): ooh.
JasonILima (6:32:52 PM): I didn't know he voted against that law.
Poke00210 (6:33:03 PM): which law? i was distracted
JasonILima (6:33:12 PM): partial birth abortions.
Poke00210 (6:33:15 PM): ahh
Poke00210 (6:33:27 PM): yeah, Teresa Heinz-Kerry should definitely practice abstinence
JasonILima (6:33:32 PM): ROFL!
Poke00210 (6:33:46 PM): lawyers
Poke00210 (6:33:54 PM): insurance companies
Poke00210 (6:33:57 PM): fuck 'em
Poke00210 (6:34:36 PM): yeah, man he's real comfortable and constructive up there
JasonILima (6:34:41 PM): he is. big time.
Poke00210 (6:34:48 PM): nice, W
Poke00210 (6:34:51 PM): tie that in, baby
JasonILima (6:34:56 PM): EXCELLENT!
JasonILima (6:35:04 PM): Wow...he is on his friggin' game tonight.
Poke00210 (6:35:21 PM): maybe i'm biased... heh, maybe.... but it's nice how he forces ASSCLOWN to keep attacking him
Poke00210 (6:35:41 PM): makes ASSCLOWN seem too adversarial
JasonILima (6:35:47 PM): I like how he lined that up.
Poke00210 (6:35:50 PM): yep
Poke00210 (6:36:05 PM): ASSCLOWN: it's the administration's fault
Poke00210 (6:36:23 PM): umm, less expensive drugs IS NOT A RIGHT
JasonILima (6:36:24 PM): okay, you KNOW he has a better response to that than last time.
JasonILima (6:36:41 PM): yeah, YEAY SOCIALISM.
Poke00210 (6:36:41 PM): well shit, if it belongs to me, i want it back
Poke00210 (6:37:05 PM): $139 million?
JasonILima (6:37:13 PM): billion, i think he said.
Poke00210 (6:37:16 PM): that's pennies on a national scale
Poke00210 (6:37:19 PM): oh did he?
Poke00210 (6:37:31 PM): LOL yeah bitch
Poke00210 (6:37:36 PM): YEAH BITCH
JasonILima (6:37:37 PM):
Poke00210 (6:37:40 PM): "NO RECORD OF LEADERSHIP"
Poke00210 (6:37:44 PM): TAKE THAT ASSCLOWN
Poke00210 (6:38:08 PM): there *are* amendments
Poke00210 (6:38:27 PM): "I'm a proud socialist!"
Poke00210 (6:38:29 PM): =)
JasonILima (6:39:08 PM): Like we believe those shitbags.
JasonILima (6:39:12 PM): mainstream media.
Poke00210 (6:39:13 PM): hey I have an idea! ANSWER THE QUESTION
JasonILima (6:39:18 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (6:39:32 PM): where are you getting the money, the liberal moderator asked...
Poke00210 (6:39:35 PM): la la la
JasonILima (6:39:44 PM): ZING HIM BACK BUSH!
Poke00210 (6:40:03 PM): No Child Left Unaffected by Socialized Medicine
JasonILima (6:40:08 PM): oh, jesus.
Poke00210 (6:40:11 PM): bullshit
JasonILima (6:40:26 PM): don't jpeolple see right through this crap?
Poke00210 (6:40:31 PM): unfortunately no
JasonILima (6:40:34 PM): EVERYONE WILL BUY INTO THE FUCKING THING.
JasonILima (6:40:47 PM): ERGO THE FUCKING THING WILL SUCK BALLS
JasonILima (6:41:00 PM): BECAUSE IT WON'T BE WORTH THE SHIT IT STANDS ON
JasonILima (6:41:06 PM): HAHAHA
Poke00210 (6:41:14 PM): i wasn't listening, did he just say he was gonna cure diabetes?
JasonILima (6:41:21 PM): hahah, I zoned out there.
Poke00210 (6:41:30 PM): and WTF did W just do?
Poke00210 (6:41:40 PM): did he just brain hiccup?
JasonILima (6:41:51 PM): no, I'll tell you later.
Poke00210 (6:41:54 PM): OK
JasonILima (6:42:06 PM): ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY
JasonILima (6:42:19 PM): ABSO FUCKING LUTELY
Poke00210 (6:42:31 PM): GODDAM-RIGHT
JasonILima (6:42:34 PM): nice answer.
JasonILima (6:42:50 PM): wtf is kerry doing with his hands?
JasonILima (6:43:02 PM): THEN WHT THE HELL ARE YOU PROPOSING!?
Poke00210 (6:43:03 PM): yeah right
Poke00210 (6:43:13 PM): oh oh, here we go
Poke00210 (6:43:16 PM): BAM
JasonILima (6:43:19 PM): OH, mAN is bush on his game.
Poke00210 (6:43:25 PM): yeah, my grandparents have VA coverage now
JasonILima (6:43:29 PM): THATS WHY VETERANS SUPPORT BUSH
Poke00210 (6:44:21 PM): media lies
JasonILima (6:44:24 PM): yup
Poke00210 (6:44:26 PM): liberal media lies
Poke00210 (6:44:37 PM): Think Different
Poke00210 (6:44:59 PM): moynihan died?!?
JasonILima (6:45:41 PM): I know what Kerry is going to say:
JasonILima (6:45:49 PM): "Why didn't you do it in your first term"
JasonILima (6:46:04 PM): HAHAAHAHH
JasonILima (6:46:11 PM): HOW IS THAT AN INVITATION TO DISASTER!?
Poke00210 (6:46:18 PM): i don't recognize ASSCLOWN as a fellow American
JasonILima (6:46:22 PM): lol
JasonILima (6:46:31 PM): YOU CONTROL YOUR OWN MONEY!
JasonILima (6:46:38 PM): How is that a disaster?
Poke00210 (6:46:55 PM): it's a disaster because democrats will have less control over your money and life
JasonILima (6:47:02 PM): bullcrap.
Poke00210 (6:47:13 PM): la la la
JasonILima (6:47:39 PM): Oooh, he brought up greenspan.
JasonILima (6:47:50 PM): Moderator is GOOOOOOOD
JasonILima (6:48:01 PM): LOL!
JasonILima (6:48:06 PM): nineteen ninety something
Poke00210 (6:48:12 PM): that was a good year
JasonILima (6:48:16 PM): ROFL!
Poke00210 (6:48:23 PM): with exception of President Bill Whats-his-face
Poke00210 (6:48:37 PM): 2075?
JasonILima (6:49:01 PM): Bush should bring up the Nobel Laureate who agrees with Bush tax cuts.
JasonILima (6:49:10 PM): EH?
JasonILima (6:49:26 PM): did he just say "when social security gets into trouble"?
Poke00210 (6:49:32 PM): missed it
JasonILima (6:49:38 PM): he keeps fucking repeating himself.
JasonILima (6:49:48 PM): "I have a plan"
Poke00210 (6:50:05 PM): i like secret, mystery plans. those are the *best*
JasonILima (6:51:08 PM): SMOKING!
JasonILima (6:51:22 PM): ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY!
Poke00210 (6:51:39 PM): yay, immigrants
JasonILima (6:51:41 PM): immigration...okay, new question
Poke00210 (6:51:54 PM): what say ye?
JasonILima (6:51:55 PM): wow.
Poke00210 (6:51:57 PM): LOL
JasonILima (6:52:12 PM): goddamn, he must've had some caffeine tonight.
Poke00210 (6:52:16 PM): anti-mexican drones!
JasonILima (6:52:51 PM): hmmm...the cards are controversial...
Poke00210 (6:52:58 PM): update: Red Sox trailing Yankees 1-0 B5
JasonILima (6:52:59 PM): but it courts the mexican/latino vote.
JasonILima (6:53:02 PM): roger.
Poke00210 (6:53:07 PM): you ever watch Geoge Lopez?
Poke00210 (6:53:11 PM): his daughter is hot
JasonILima (6:53:13 PM): heh
Poke00210 (6:53:19 PM): she's no Joan of Arcadia, but she'lld o
JasonILima (6:53:21 PM): Singapore has those programs.
JasonILima (6:53:35 PM): if the foreigners stay longer than they're supposed to, they're caned.
Poke00210 (6:53:38 PM): nice
JasonILima (6:53:45 PM): CANING FOR DEMOCRATS!
Poke00210 (6:54:10 PM): huh?
JasonILima (6:54:15 PM): I wanna be able to use my hands like that.
Poke00210 (6:54:26 PM): i just wanna be able to follow his train of thought
JasonILima (6:54:27 PM): it's like he's on E
Poke00210 (6:54:37 PM): my anti-drug is the Republican Party
JasonILima (6:54:41 PM): LOL!
Poke00210 (6:54:56 PM): oh *W* is promising a plan?
Poke00210 (6:55:04 PM): God Forbid ASSCLOWN
JasonILima (6:55:20 PM): EH?!
Poke00210 (6:55:39 PM): ha ha
JasonILima (6:55:42 PM): NICE
Poke00210 (6:55:49 PM): equipment like "anti-mexican drones"
JasonILima (6:56:06 PM): ALLEGEDLY!?
JasonILima (6:56:14 PM): I CAN MAKE ANY FUCKING CLAIM IF I SAY ALLEGEDLY!
Poke00210 (6:56:18 PM): that looked gay
Poke00210 (6:56:24 PM): Yes
JasonILima (6:56:29 PM): Aliens from mars are ALLEGEDLY coming across the fucking border.
Poke00210 (6:56:35 PM): I *allegedly* had sex with Josie Maran last night
JasonILima (6:56:39 PM): HAH!
Poke00210 (6:56:47 PM): shit i missed thte question
Poke00210 (6:56:49 PM): oh
JasonILima (6:56:54 PM): minimum wage.
Poke00210 (6:56:57 PM): umm, no... raising minimum wage bad idea
JasonILima (6:57:01 PM): talk about deestroying business.
Poke00210 (6:57:05 PM): yep
Poke00210 (6:57:22 PM): this should be an easy one for W
Poke00210 (6:57:28 PM): oh la la la, yay for women
JasonILima (6:57:41 PM): yay for fucking chuckie the pimply teenager.
Poke00210 (6:57:55 PM): he's debating for under a million dollars for a bunch of dumb housefraus?!?
JasonILima (6:58:07 PM): eh?!
Poke00210 (6:58:10 PM): WRONG QUESTION
Poke00210 (6:58:15 PM): wrong question, wrong time
JasonILima (6:58:39 PM): oh, such crap.
Poke00210 (6:58:43 PM): oh, *now* you like consumption?!?
Poke00210 (6:58:47 PM): LOWER TAXES, ASSCLOWN
Poke00210 (6:59:09 PM): OK, umm, W...
JasonILima (6:59:21 PM): i don't know where he's going with this one.
Poke00210 (6:59:24 PM): yeah
Poke00210 (6:59:35 PM): i can see where he's coming from... but it's a stretch
Poke00210 (6:59:49 PM): we need anti-stupid drones
Poke00210 (6:59:56 PM): READING IS NOT A CIVIL RIGHT
Poke00210 (6:59:59 PM): NO
Poke00210 (7:00:04 PM): FUCK MINORITIES
Poke00210 (7:00:16 PM): YOU WANT SMART MINORITIES? IMPORT ASIANS AND INDIANS
JasonILima (7:00:28 PM): hah
Poke00210 (7:00:44 PM): interesting factoid: Rosa Parks was functionally illiterate
Poke00210 (7:00:56 PM): j/k
JasonILima (7:00:59 PM): heh
JasonILima (7:01:07 PM): uhh...
JasonILima (7:01:15 PM): ummm...
Poke00210 (7:01:21 PM): uhh, what about the 2nd amendment, ASSCLOWN
JasonILima (7:01:26 PM): no shit. the judge isn't supposed to...unless it's a fucking amendment.
Poke00210 (7:01:33 PM): CHOICE is not a RIGHT
JasonILima (7:01:35 PM): yes, let's go a step further.
Poke00210 (7:02:16 PM): didn't W shoot this "president no fund NCLB" already?
JasonILima (7:02:19 PM): how is this the judge question?
Poke00210 (7:02:29 PM): shit, there was a judge question?
Poke00210 (7:02:46 PM): LOL, W using the "liberal" label again
Poke00210 (7:02:56 PM): simmer down now, W
JasonILima (7:03:14 PM): you've been using percentage increases, assclown.
Poke00210 (7:03:19 PM): so?
Poke00210 (7:03:25 PM): so they lose programs
Poke00210 (7:03:27 PM): BFD
JasonILima (7:03:28 PM): what does after school programs HAVE TO DO WITH FFUCKING READING!?
Poke00210 (7:03:35 PM): SO WHAT
JasonILima (7:03:44 PM): duhh, I play basketball. Me likey ready.
Poke00210 (7:03:45 PM): OK, ALL AHEAD FULL WITH THE TAX CUTS THEN
Poke00210 (7:03:51 PM): ASSHOLE
Poke00210 (7:04:12 PM): ooh, i got a backdoor draft for you...
JasonILima (7:04:17 PM): "I would stop it"\
Poke00210 (7:04:51 PM): oh. again, bad judgment on president's part
JasonILima (7:04:56 PM): I like how W is staring at assclown.
JasonILima (7:05:20 PM): I would like to magically take 40,000 americans....RIGHT OUTTA MY ASS!
Poke00210 (7:05:29 PM): well shit, mr. fantasyland, why don't we just deploy rambo and Detective John Kimball
JasonILima (7:05:29 PM): and put 'em into the Nat'l Guard!
Poke00210 (7:05:40 PM): I'm a cop, you idiot!
JasonILima (7:06:01 PM): eh?!
JasonILima (7:06:26 PM): Nice.
Poke00210 (7:06:40 PM): oh... "up to 200 billion" now??? what happened to the "200 billion" we could've used for education and other fruity shit
Poke00210 (7:07:00 PM): nice how he slows it down with intangibles
JasonILima (7:07:20 PM): very good judgement.
Poke00210 (7:07:28 PM): yes
Poke00210 (7:07:35 PM): damn, this guy's fucking good
JasonILima (7:07:46 PM): he's put on the defensive.
Poke00210 (7:07:50 PM): yeah right
JasonILima (7:07:55 PM): OF COURSE YOU"VE SAID THE OPPOSITE!
JasonILima (7:08:01 PM): YOU'VE SAID EVERYTHIHNG
JasonILima (7:08:08 PM): Jesus H. Christ.
Poke00210 (7:08:13 PM): oh, who put US troops under UN control and made them wear the fruity UN flag?
JasonILima (7:08:15 PM): NICE
Poke00210 (7:08:16 PM): was that bill clinton?
JasonILima (7:08:18 PM): NIC E NICE NICE!
JasonILima (7:08:27 PM): HE BROUGHT UP THE 90 GULF WAR!
Poke00210 (7:08:29 PM): uh oh
JasonILima (7:08:29 PM): FUCKING NICE!
Poke00210 (7:08:31 PM): d'oh
Poke00210 (7:08:35 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (7:08:39 PM): EAT IT ASSCLOWN
JasonILima (7:08:47 PM): Advantage: Bush.
Poke00210 (7:09:17 PM): yep
JasonILima (7:09:29 PM): ABSOLUTELY! Move to fighting crime.
Poke00210 (7:09:30 PM): kinda obvious, but yep
JasonILima (7:09:35 PM): EXCELLENT SEGWAY.
Poke00210 (7:10:05 PM): THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T INTRODUCE LEGISLATION
JasonILima (7:10:06 PM): And you hunt Vietnamese.
Poke00210 (7:10:20 PM): LEGISLATORS (LIKE SENATORS FROM MASSACHUSETTS) DO, ASSCLOWN
JasonILima (7:10:24 PM): How is the DA a law enforcement officer?
Poke00210 (7:10:32 PM): I'm a cop, you idiot!
JasonILima (7:10:34 PM): Kinda like a backdoor draft.
JasonILima (7:10:53 PM): Well, AK-47s were illegal before too.
JasonILima (7:11:08 PM): That's stupid.
Poke00210 (7:11:15 PM): legality of AK-47s probably wouldn't stop drug dealers
JasonILima (7:11:22 PM): ?!
Poke00210 (7:11:32 PM): who, by the nature of their occupations, don't deal with legal substances anyway
JasonILima (7:11:33 PM): Easy answer. HELL NO!
Poke00210 (7:11:51 PM): Regretabbly
Poke00210 (7:11:55 PM): lalala
JasonILima (7:12:09 PM): Equal playing field != equal results.
Poke00210 (7:12:30 PM): != ?
Poke00210 (7:12:33 PM): not?
JasonILima (7:12:34 PM): not equal
JasonILima (7:12:46 PM): sorry...computer science geek coming out in me.
Poke00210 (7:12:50 PM): i'm more of a "<>" kinda guy
JasonILima (7:13:03 PM): gotcha.
JasonILima (7:13:09 PM): btw, what is kerry blubbering about?
Poke00210 (7:13:10 PM): i think....
Poke00210 (7:13:15 PM): something about travelling
Poke00210 (7:13:21 PM): GOOD
Poke00210 (7:13:28 PM): GOOD
Poke00210 (7:13:29 PM): GOOD
Poke00210 (7:13:33 PM): who like jesse jackson?
JasonILima (7:13:36 PM): oh, kerry just fucked himself.
Poke00210 (7:13:51 PM): yeah, nevermind that Condoleeza Rice IS BLACK
Poke00210 (7:13:58 PM): BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL
JasonILima (7:14:15 PM): yeah, but she's castigated by blacks as a 'traitor'.
JasonILima (7:14:21 PM): okay...by SOME blacks.
JasonILima (7:14:25 PM): LIBERAL BLACKS.
Poke00210 (7:14:29 PM): that's because black people don't know how to succeed
Poke00210 (7:14:41 PM): their solution is to call somebody an uncle tom and pray for reparations
Poke00210 (7:15:01 PM): she likes football
Poke00210 (7:15:20 PM): OK i missed both of the responses
Poke00210 (7:15:38 PM): hmm, good question
JasonILima (7:15:42 PM): very.
Poke00210 (7:16:14 PM): good, see how he doesn't ram it down your throat like st. ASSCLOWN the martyr of massachusetts
JasonILima (7:16:20 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (7:16:28 PM): umm, yeah, muslims aren't fit for western civilization
JasonILima (7:17:11 PM): well, he can't bring up islamofascists, unfortunately.
Poke00210 (7:17:27 PM): I believe that God wants me to have sex with Josie Maran
Poke00210 (7:17:42 PM): but...
JasonILima (7:17:45 PM): BUT
JasonILima (7:17:47 PM): BUT
Poke00210 (7:18:13 PM): embryonic stem-cell research is a gift from God, yes
Poke00210 (7:18:29 PM): so are semi-automatic weapons
JasonILima (7:18:36 PM): hehe
JasonILima (7:18:47 PM): because of plessy v. ferguson?
Poke00210 (7:18:53 PM): VOUCHERS
Poke00210 (7:19:04 PM): WE NEED VOUCHERS IF YOU'RE SO GODDAM WORRIED ABOUT AN EDUCATION GAP
Poke00210 (7:19:19 PM): umm, the founding fathers didn't intend for a Godless America
JasonILima (7:19:38 PM): true dat.
Poke00210 (7:19:43 PM): umm, i just burped up cotton candy
JasonILima (7:19:45 PM): a COMPLIMENT!?
JasonILima (7:19:51 PM): HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
Poke00210 (7:19:53 PM): although i haven't had cotton candy in years
Poke00210 (7:20:05 PM): yay! hugs for everybody!
JasonILima (7:20:08 PM): LOLQ
Poke00210 (7:20:14 PM): Hugs, not Bombs
JasonILima (7:20:19 PM): Because the democrats SPREAD LIES!
JasonILima (7:20:29 PM): AND SPREAD THE DIVISIONS AND THE HATE!
Poke00210 (7:20:43 PM): *THANK YOU* EXACTLY, DEMOCRAT LIES
Poke00210 (7:20:47 PM): "idear"
Poke00210 (7:20:56 PM): fuck john mccain
JasonILima (7:21:02 PM): yeah, we're all one big fucking happy family because of Kerry.
Poke00210 (7:21:12 PM): what? you've had reacharounds in the aisle?
JasonILima (7:21:34 PM): John McCain is just setting himself up as a Prez. candidate in 2008
Poke00210 (7:21:37 PM): bullshit, democrats are never about uniting shit
JasonILima (7:21:39 PM): I'll vote for him.
Poke00210 (7:21:51 PM): i would've voted for him, but he retracted his "gook" comments
Poke00210 (7:21:53 PM): fucking pussy
JasonILima (7:21:56 PM): heh
Poke00210 (7:22:02 PM): actually, he's not a pussy
Poke00210 (7:22:07 PM): i'd like to rescind that
Poke00210 (7:22:20 PM): but i would've respected him more if he stuck to his gook-guns
JasonILima (7:22:24 PM): heh
JasonILima (7:22:40 PM): I have to stay away from the 'gook' comments, since I am not asian.
Poke00210 (7:22:50 PM): LOL
JasonILima (7:23:10 PM): HAH!
JasonILima (7:23:14 PM): retreat and defeat!
Poke00210 (7:23:18 PM): damn, last question
Poke00210 (7:23:26 PM): Bush has been cleaning up tonight
JasonILima (7:23:32 PM): Some hotter than others.
Poke00210 (7:23:35 PM): ooh yeah daughters
JasonILima (7:23:39 PM): LOL!
JasonILima (7:23:41 PM): AHAHAHAHAHAH
Poke00210 (7:23:44 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (7:23:48 PM): oh shit that was funny
JasonILima (7:23:48 PM): WINNER!
Poke00210 (7:24:02 PM): ooh yes, i'd love to have strong women around me too
JasonILima (7:24:20 PM): hahah
Poke00210 (7:24:23 PM): i'd like to have Josie Maran in a cop uniform handcuff me and beat me
Poke00210 (7:24:27 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (7:24:33 PM): oh man, this guy is funny!
JasonILima (7:24:33 PM): He is SO cleaning up.
Poke00210 (7:24:40 PM): sweet!
Poke00210 (7:24:42 PM): Midland, TX
Poke00210 (7:24:50 PM): oh hey, go see "friday night lights"
JasonILima (7:24:54 PM): awww...
Poke00210 (7:25:03 PM): is he gonna criticize bush now?
Poke00210 (7:25:18 PM): LOL yeah actually taht was kinda funny
JasonILima (7:25:22 PM): true.
JasonILima (7:25:23 PM):
Poke00210 (7:25:29 PM): YOU FUCKING GIGOLO MAN-WHORE
JasonILima (7:25:39 PM): Hey, gotta respect that.
Poke00210 (7:25:45 PM): shit, i wanna marry rich
Poke00210 (7:25:51 PM): don't wanna marry crazy
Poke00210 (7:26:04 PM): oh, are you in need of integrity, senator?
JasonILima (7:26:04 PM): oh, man, teresa scares the ever loving piss out of me.
JasonILima (7:26:21 PM): I hear she makes a mean pumpkin cookie.
Poke00210 (7:26:26 PM): jesus... her in a dominatrix outfit would make me shit my pants
JasonILima (7:26:30 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (7:26:35 PM): ASSCLOWN
JasonILima (7:26:46 PM): now, he has to shift to his hate message.
Poke00210 (7:26:47 PM): oh jesus, he looked like a member of the undead right there!
JasonILima (7:26:50 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (7:26:59 PM): "idearr"
JasonILima (7:27:00 PM): Ideee err?
Poke00210 (7:27:02 PM): "ideaerr"
JasonILima (7:27:03 PM): hehe
Poke00210 (7:27:17 PM): "I have gonnorheaar"
JasonILima (7:27:22 PM): ROFL!
Poke00210 (7:27:40 PM): yeah right
JasonILima (7:27:43 PM): his left eye is lazy.
JasonILima (7:27:54 PM): holy crap. I never noticed that.
Poke00210 (7:27:56 PM): you'd roll over and let the French give it to you if it was the pollitically popular thing to do
Poke00210 (7:28:04 PM): whoa, crazy zombie hands
JasonILima (7:28:18 PM): and pissed on abroad.
Poke00210 (7:28:20 PM): umm, yes, jason, let's go out and Trust John Kerry
Poke00210 (7:28:26 PM): oh, forever?
JasonILima (7:28:27 PM): I believe you can't say that yet.
Poke00210 (7:28:42 PM): well shit, if he's promising forever i'm there
Poke00210 (7:28:45 PM): just throw in josie maran
Poke00210 (7:28:52 PM): sorry, let's go W
Poke00210 (7:29:03 PM): see, now he's invoking Reagan
JasonILima (7:29:18 PM): damn right.
Poke00210 (7:29:23 PM): (ASSCLOWN said he wanted our trust. i was kidding)
Poke00210 (7:30:01 PM): "rally armies of compassion"
Poke00210 (7:30:02 PM): ?
JasonILima (7:30:09 PM): reminds me of jesse jackson.
JasonILima (7:30:11 PM): weird.
Poke00210 (7:30:24 PM): his english is a bit better though
Poke00210 (7:30:26 PM): (W's)
JasonILima (7:30:29 PM): good on him.
Poke00210 (7:30:34 PM): nice job, W!
JasonILima (7:30:36 PM): Game, set match....george bush.
Poke00210 (7:30:47 PM): ooh, go sun devils
Poke00210 (7:30:53 PM): hey didn't your woman go to ASU?
JasonILima (7:31:02 PM): yah
Poke00210 (7:31:06 PM): LOL
JasonILima (7:31:10 PM): she lives like 1 mile from that forum.
Poke00210 (7:31:13 PM): TH-K looks pissed
Poke00210 (7:31:28 PM): oh hi barbara bush
Poke00210 (7:31:34 PM): she's the better looking of the twins now
JasonILima (7:31:44 PM): hey, didn't the first lady say she'd wear blue?
Poke00210 (7:31:46 PM): ewww, kery daughter
Poke00210 (7:31:51 PM): that was @ the second debate
JasonILima (7:32:01 PM): oh, shit. that's right...you blogged that one.
Poke00210 (7:32:30 PM): that kerry daughter looks like heidi fleiss
Poke00210 (7:32:35 PM): OK dude, time for dinner
Poke00210 (7:32:39 PM): you want me to post this?
JasonILima (7:32:43 PM): send me the first part. I'll post it.
JasonILima (7:32:52 PM): send me in the other window.
Poke00210 (7:33:24 PM): you want me to e-mail it to you?
JasonILima (7:33:31 PM): sure.
Poke00210 (7:33:37 PM): OK standby
Poke00210 (7:33:42 PM): what's your e-mail address?
JasonILima (7:33:57 PM): jilima@gmail.com
Poke00210 (7:34:07 PM): LOL, Fox News commentator doesn't like the cheney lesbian outing
JasonILima (7:34:11 PM): I hear it!
JasonILima (7:34:15 PM): it's funny as shit.
Poke00210 (7:34:17 PM): you watching on fox?
JasonILima (7:34:22 PM): yah
Poke00210 (7:34:24 PM): good man
Poke00210 (7:34:36 PM): OK i'll send this to you... dinner time
JasonILima (7:34:42 PM): contrary to popular belief, they are fair.
JasonILima (7:34:45 PM): roger.
Poke00210 (7:34:54 PM): even if they weren't, i'm OK
Poke00210 (7:35:03 PM): oh damn, "he slaughtered him"
JasonILima (7:35:06 PM): HAHAHAHAHAH
JasonILima (7:35:09 PM): LOVE IT!
Poke00210 (7:35:10 PM): LOL
JasonILima (7:35:11 PM): FUCKING LOVE IT!
Poke00210 (7:35:15 PM): OK, see ya man
Poke00210 (7:35:23 PM): 3-2-1, over
JasonILima (7:35:34 PM): thanks, man. this was fun.
**********
There you go. Vote Republican!
Friday, October 08, 2004
Public - 8:56 PM
Joan of Arcadia is *hot*
Thursday, October 07, 2004
Public - 5:51 PM
More Undeground fun!!! Here's an e-mail I was asked to write which describes my road incident this past monday. I didn't tell you about that incident? Read on...
> -----Original Message-----
> From: James [last name deleted]
> Sent: Thursday, October 07, 2004 5:48 PM
> To: Muzette Perry
> Subject: Incident Narrative, per your request
>
>
> Muzette,
>
> On the evening of Monday 04 October 2004, I was driving home
> from work on Kiely Blvd. in Santa Clara. I inadvertenly cut
> another motorist off; he was a black man, roughly 40 years
> old, driving a silver import sedan (either a volkswagen,
> honda, toyota, infiniti to the best of my recollection).
>
> After cutting him off, he proceeded to honk at me, flash his
> high-beams, and curse and gesture at me. This went on for
> about 10 minutes (about one mile?), during which he followed
> directly behind me and continued to harass me.
>
> Eventually, at the stoplight at Saratoga Ave. and I-280, I
> got out of my truck to yell back at him. He rolled down his
> window and continued to berate me. I approached his car. He
> unbuckled his seatbelt and started to open his door. At this
> point, I kicked his driver-side door, denting it. I then
> quickly walked back to my truck and drove off, onto the freeway.
>
> If I can be of any further assistance, please let me know.
>
> James
>
> --------------------------------------
> James [last name deleted]
> Underground Construction Company, Inc.
> ginyjim@soggyconstruction.com
> o: 707-man-gina x104
> f: 707-fax-gina
> c: 707-man-cell
> http://www.soggyconstruction.com
> --------------------------------------
> -----Original Message-----
> From: James [last name deleted]
> Sent: Thursday, October 07, 2004 5:48 PM
> To: Muzette Perry
> Subject: Incident Narrative, per your request
>
>
> Muzette,
>
> On the evening of Monday 04 October 2004, I was driving home
> from work on Kiely Blvd. in Santa Clara. I inadvertenly cut
> another motorist off; he was a black man, roughly 40 years
> old, driving a silver import sedan (either a volkswagen,
> honda, toyota, infiniti to the best of my recollection).
>
> After cutting him off, he proceeded to honk at me, flash his
> high-beams, and curse and gesture at me. This went on for
> about 10 minutes (about one mile?), during which he followed
> directly behind me and continued to harass me.
>
> Eventually, at the stoplight at Saratoga Ave. and I-280, I
> got out of my truck to yell back at him. He rolled down his
> window and continued to berate me. I approached his car. He
> unbuckled his seatbelt and started to open his door. At this
> point, I kicked his driver-side door, denting it. I then
> quickly walked back to my truck and drove off, onto the freeway.
>
> If I can be of any further assistance, please let me know.
>
> James
>
> --------------------------------------
> James [last name deleted]
> Underground Construction Company, Inc.
> ginyjim@soggyconstruction.com
> o: 707-man-gina x104
> f: 707-fax-gina
> c: 707-man-cell
> http://www.soggyconstruction.com
> --------------------------------------
Wednesday, October 06, 2004
Public - 8:30 AM
DICK CHENEY IS A FUCKIN' BULLDOG!!! TAKE THAT, EDWARDS, YOU DEMOCRAT PRICK!!!
