Wednesday, November 30, 2005

 

g-sisters still fucking around w/a trailer on a highway

Draft from last night! 29 November 2005, 2201hrs.

And I think this is the first TAR post whose title didn't reference the little Gaghan shits.

Tio J

Live 3am Criticism of The Amazing Race: Dumbass Edition!
You are now in chat room "YayIM."
TioJ has entered the chat room.

TioJ (8:54:57 PM): hello dere!
TioJ (8:55:16 PM): five minutes until TAR
TioJ (8:59:15 PM): and i had two-and-a-half minutes left of D&M
TioJ (8:59:28 PM): i'll get it on the commercial break
TioJ (9:00:06 PM):
TioJ (9:00:07 PM): here we go
TioJ (9:00:13 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON THE AMAZING RACE
TioJ (9:00:39 PM): Bart the Grizzly Bear!
TioJ (9:01:17 PM): Non-Elimination Leg!
TioJ (9:01:27 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING A MAZE ING AMAZING
TioJ (9:01:33 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING A MAZE ING
TioJ (9:01:40 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING A MAZE ING AMAZING
TioJ (9:01:44 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAZIGN RACE
TioJ (9:01:49 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAMAZING RACE
TioJ (9:01:55 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAZING RACE
TioJ (9:02:02 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING A MAZE ING AMAZING!
TioJ (9:02:21 PM): commercial... time for D&M
TioJ (9:04:54 PM): OK another minute left in D&M
TioJ (9:04:55 PM): this is Salt Lake City, UT
TioJ (9:05:05 PM): ninth pit stop!
TioJ (9:05:13 PM): weavers last, not eliminated
TioJ (9:05:36 PM): Linz family first to depart 12:46 am
TioJ (9:05:50 PM): drive to park city HS
TioJ (9:06:21 PM): bransen daughters 2nd to depart 1:23? 1:27?
TioJ (9:06:33 PM): whoa, that bransen daughter is kinda butterfacey
TioJ (9:06:41 PM): g-sisters 3rd to depart 1:30 am
TioJ (9:07:19 PM): wow a high school
TioJ (9:08:05 PM): and wow the linz kids are annoying
TioJ (9:08:15 PM): i want to be molested by megan, but they're still annoying
TioJ (9:08:45 PM): weavers last to depart 5:02 am
TioJ (9:08:54 PM): holy shit, that's like 3-and-a-half hours delay
TioJ (9:10:02 PM): ha ha bottleneck
TioJ (9:10:33 PM): OK that's annoying.... stupid widow weaver
TioJ (9:14:34 PM): drive 14 miles to Heber Valley Railway
TioJ (9:16:15 PM): OK enough with the annoying screaming already
TioJ (9:19:16 PM): STFU and get out of the damn balloon
TioJ (9:19:47 PM): Detour: Spike it or Steam it
TioJ (9:19:58 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons
TioJ (9:21:32 PM): wow you're annoying but i wanna hump you
TioJ (9:21:37 PM): what's "steam it?"
TioJ (9:21:40 PM): i kinda missed that part
TioJ (9:24:43 PM): good hustle, Weavers
TioJ (9:24:56 PM): Linz in first
TioJ (9:25:07 PM): travel 148 miles to Bonneville Salt Flats
TioJ (9:25:45 PM): wow megan linz was totallyh worthless
TioJ (9:25:50 PM): bransen daughters in second
TioJ (9:26:07 PM): nice job weavers
TioJ (9:26:51 PM): weavers in 3rd!
TioJ (9:27:23 PM): ooh g-sister panties!
TioJ (9:27:34 PM): STFU!
TioJ (9:27:42 PM): i want to bang the younger ones, but please STFU
TioJ (9:27:46 PM): FUCK YOU GAGHANS!!!
TioJ (9:29:54 PM): was that asian on asian snogging in the K-mart commercial?
TioJ (9:34:33 PM): bransen daughters first at campsite
TioJ (9:34:39 PM): weavers 2nd at campsite
TioJ (9:34:46 PM): wow, WTF happened to the linz kids?
TioJ (9:35:32 PM): ha ha production error drained the battery
TioJ (9:38:19 PM): in this family edition of TAR, roadblocks sometimes by two family members
TioJ (9:40:14 PM): travel 100+ miles to yellowstone and see Old Faithful
TioJ (9:41:33 PM): heh, chicks with trailers
TioJ (9:46:53 PM): g-sisters still fucking around w/a trailer on a highway
TioJ (9:47:10 PM): "cause you're a retard!"
TioJ (9:47:51 PM): wow, nice job weavers
TioJ (9:48:28 PM): crazy horse shit!
TioJ (9:49:40 PM): linzes in last
TioJ (9:51:28 PM): "it would be disappointing to lose because a team caught up"
TioJ (9:51:34 PM): HOW THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU LOSE IN A RACE?
TioJ (9:52:52 PM): drive south and find something
TioJ (9:53:06 PM): ooh hi tricia g-sister
TioJ (9:56:12 PM): weavers? g-sisters
TioJ (9:56:20 PM): oops i mean g-sisters
TioJ (9:56:38 PM): g-sisters, first... weavers second... not the pit stop
TioJ (9:56:44 PM): yeah no shit TO BE CONTINUED
TioJ (9:56:53 PM): stay chuned for scenes from our next episode
TioJ (9:59:33 PM): on the next episode of TAR...
TioJ (9:59:39 PM): weavers get pulled over
TioJ (9:59:42 PM): what a shitty episode
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would've been cool if Bart had mauled the little Gaghan shits

Draft from 28 November 2005, 2205hrs. Almost done!

Making its debut on TJ:A1 is The Amazing Race: Family Edition! Partially because this season sucks giant butt, but also because I think i had a post which I didn't want to knock off the top of the SHoP...

Tio J

Oh look, it's TAR: Shitty Family Edition finally relegated to TJ:A1!
You are now in chat room "TARPooptacularEdition."
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TioJ (8:56:53 PM): hello dere!
TioJ (8:57:26 PM): taped last week's TAR
TioJ (8:57:33 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON THE AMAZING RACE
TioJ (8:58:25 PM): G-SISTERS TEAM #1
TioJ (8:58:38 PM): bransen daughters last
TioJ (8:58:49 PM): oh yeah, two hour episode
TioJ (9:18:59 PM): sorry
TioJ (9:19:03 PM): Pittsburgh was calling
TioJ (9:19:08 PM): check the timestamps
TioJ (9:19:27 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING A MAZE ING AMAZING
TioJ (9:19:32 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING A MAZE ING
TioJ (9:19:39 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING A MAZE ING AMAZING
TioJ (9:19:44 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAZING RACE
TioJ (9:19:49 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAZING RACE
TioJ (9:19:54 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAMAZING RACE
TioJ (9:19:57 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING
TioJ (9:20:00 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING
TioJ (9:20:54 PM): This is Lake Powell Arizona
TioJ (9:21:23 PM): G-Sisters first to depart 5:45 AM
TioJ (9:21:35 PM): teams must now drive 136 miles to Monument Valley, UT
TioJ (9:21:46 PM): find John Ford's Point
TioJ (9:22:03 PM): i like the two younger g-sisters
TioJ (9:22:22 PM): yeah let chicks drive campers
TioJ (9:22:33 PM): Linzes 2nd to depart 5:45AM
TioJ (9:23:14 PM): Weavers 3rd to depart 6:06am
TioJ (9:24:29 PM): downloading some Juman in the background right now
TioJ (9:24:37 PM): Bransens last to depart 6:27am
TioJ (9:26:30 PM): you stupid chicks
TioJ (9:28:27 PM): choose two family members to ride helicopter to elephant butte
TioJ (9:30:24 PM): teams must now travel 180 miles to Moab UT to gemini bridges
TioJ (9:34:22 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons
TioJ (9:34:27 PM): ride down or drop down
TioJ (9:34:38 PM): oh drop down, motherfuckers
TioJ (9:35:57 PM): linzes drop down, weavers ride down
TioJ (9:39:03 PM): teams must now drive to green river state park in UT
TioJ (9:40:05 PM): something about a production error dropping the g-sisters in to last place?
TioJ (9:41:39 PM): so how'd they get back up?
TioJ (9:41:56 PM): oh the g-sisters will be there a while, huh?
TioJ (9:42:03 PM): luckily they'll bottleneck
TioJ (9:44:43 PM): linzes first to depart 7:00
TioJ (9:45:04 PM): travel 20 miles to Heber, UT and find Bart the trained grizzly bear
TioJ (9:45:10 PM): Weavers 2nd to depart 7:15
TioJ (9:45:34 PM): Bransen daughters 3rd to depart 7:30
TioJ (9:45:39 PM): g-sisters last to depart 7:45
TioJ (9:45:51 PM): Heber City
TioJ (9:46:20 PM): Krispy Kreme in Heber City, UT!
TioJ (9:46:58 PM): travel 22 miles to Park City UT
TioJ (9:47:10 PM): wow i want a trained grizzly bear
TioJ (9:48:10 PM): would've been cool if Bart had mauled the little Gaghan shits
TioJ (9:48:12 PM): FUCK YOU GAGHANS
TioJ (9:50:29 PM): second of only two Yields
TioJ (9:50:55 PM): you dumbasses
TioJ (9:51:08 PM): should've yielded the last place
TioJ (9:51:14 PM): Roadblock
TioJ (9:51:19 PM): task only one person can perform
TioJ (9:52:14 PM): Linzfamily in first
TioJ (9:52:26 PM): drive 20 miles to salt lake city, pit stop
TioJ (9:53:02 PM): oh well, w/florida in last place, now they're fucked
TioJ (9:53:40 PM): bransens in 2nd
TioJ (9:54:04 PM): g-sisters in 3rd
TioJ (9:57:55 PM): ooh hot Uahan
TioJ (9:58:01 PM): Miss Latin Utah!
TioJ (9:58:07 PM): Linz family team #1
TioJ (9:58:23 PM): trip for 4 to jackson hole, WY
TioJ (9:58:58 PM): bransen daughters team #2
TioJ (9:59:22 PM): g-sisters team #3
TioJ (10:00:35 PM): "welcome to salt lake city!"
TioJ (10:00:40 PM): weavers last team to arrive
TioJ (10:00:43 PM): WTF?
TioJ (10:00:47 PM): non-elimination leg
TioJ (10:00:52 PM): whoa
TioJ (10:01:03 PM): whoops
TioJ (10:01:11 PM): i wanna hump Miss Latin Utah
TioJ (10:01:57 PM): i just wanna play w/Miss Latin Utah's boobs
TioJ (10:02:09 PM): wow, interesting episode
TioJ (10:02:18 PM): Stay Chuned for scenes from our next episode
TioJ (10:03:14 PM): On the next episode of TAR
TioJ (10:03:35 PM): wow, what a shitty season...
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and now george is a woman

Draft from 13 November 2005, 2314hrs.

And a giant hip-hip-hooray for one of the shortest 3am Criticisms ever, if only because of the shittiest episodes of Grey's Anatomy ever. Fun fun fun.

Tio J

Grey's Anatomy slipping deeper and deeper into the abyss of SUCK. And you can read it here first at TJ:A1
You are now in chat room "GACanBiteMe."
TioJ has entered the chat room.

TioJ (9:57:53 PM): hello dere
TioJ (9:58:03 PM): just downloaded some more Zoo music, gonna watch Grey's Anatomy
TioJ (10:00:50 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON GREY'S ANATOMY
TioJ (10:00:54 PM): what a pile of shit
TioJ (10:01:09 PM): ferry!
TioJ (10:02:20 PM): wow shitty dr. izzie/frat cockt0r story line
TioJ (10:02:46 PM): blackt0rs 3 and 1
TioJ (10:03:44 PM): downtown seattle!
TioJ (10:04:27 PM): don't bodies bounce?
TioJ (10:04:39 PM): yay for the dumb shitty opening credits
TioJ (10:04:44 PM): oh they added something
TioJ (10:06:42 PM): wow their hair is hot
TioJ (10:11:55 PM): carpe diem, man! sieze the day!
TioJ (10:15:06 PM): tha'ts a shitty throwaway line...
TioJ (10:15:10 PM): boyfriend torture
TioJ (10:16:59 PM): and now george is a woman
TioJ (10:17:41 PM): stupid show
TioJ (10:18:14 PM): YOU UGLY ASIAN HORSE
TioJ (10:20:06 PM): It's the Cancer episode!
TioJ (10:21:14 PM): yeah no shit he jumped
TioJ (10:21:18 PM): did you just now realize that?
TioJ (10:29:56 PM): ooh victoria's secret commercial
TioJ (10:29:58 PM): yay!
TioJ (10:34:44 PM): WTF are they babbling on about now?
TioJ (10:37:35 PM): so why is dr. izzie all pissed about it?
TioJ (10:49:22 PM): "here's to the ass who's not being supportive"
TioJ (11:00:11 PM): a thanksgiving edition of Grey's Anatomy
TioJ (11:00:14 PM): how shitty
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i should play halo

Draft from 07 November 2005, 1638hrs.

Was trying to 3amC Reunion with LMHBrent, when yay for Fox, they changed up shows on us. We decided to go ahead. Do a little betting, do a little sniping. All in all, not a bad show...

Tio J

Dual Live 3am Criticism of Fox's Reunion The War at Home
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TioJaime has entered the chat room.
TioJaime (8:06:47 PM): hello dere
TioJaime (8:07:01 PM): like i just told LMHBrent, i'm gonna work out, and then we're gonna watch Reunion
LMHBrent has entered the chat room.
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:50:04 PM): OK
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (8:50:09 PM): hello dere
LMHBrent (8:50:13 PM): halo
TioJaime (8:50:27 PM): hello dere
TioJaime (8:50:47 PM): watching Red vs. Blue
LMHBrent (8:50:50 PM): good stuff
TioJaime (8:50:53 PM): yeah
TioJaime (8:51:13 PM): YES on H
LMHBrent (8:51:27 PM): are you going to play halo?
TioJaime (8:51:38 PM): maybe later tonight...
TioJaime (8:53:52 PM): i hope the delayisn't too big
LMHBrent (8:54:04 PM): oh yeah shit
LMHBrent (8:54:06 PM): i forgot about that
TioJaime (8:54:53 PM): how was work dude?
LMHBrent (8:55:17 PM): work was slow
LMHBrent (8:55:36 PM): how about you?
TioJaime (8:55:38 PM): that's cool
TioJaime (8:55:42 PM): work fucking hard this week
TioJaime (8:55:45 PM): holy shit
TioJaime (8:55:54 PM): oh, you wanna watch Starved after this?
LMHBrent (8:56:22 PM): i wish i could. but i gotta go to sleep
TioJaime (8:56:24 PM): watching the end of The OC... a mellow version of that Phantom Planet song
TioJaime (8:56:27 PM): no you don't
LMHBrent (8:56:28 PM): hehee
LMHBrent (8:56:39 PM): i did it last week because i didn't have to work on friday
LMHBrent (8:56:43 PM): but i gotta work tomorrow stupid work
TioJaime (8:56:47 PM): ahh
TioJaime (8:57:00 PM): OK we got a little over 3 minutes
TioJaime (8:57:33 PM): ooh allison mack on Smallville
TioJaime (8:57:41 PM): and is 7th Heaven still on?
LMHBrent (8:57:44 PM): i think so
LMHBrent (8:57:48 PM): hey what channel is it on again?
TioJaime (8:57:53 PM): Fox
LMHBrent (8:57:56 PM): oh yeah
LMHBrent (8:58:28 PM): okay on fox now
LMHBrent (8:58:35 PM): nissan commercial
TioJaime (8:58:53 PM): i have a nutrogena commercial?
TioJaime (8:58:56 PM): neutrogena
LMHBrent (8:59:25 PM): hm
LMHBrent (8:59:29 PM): now it's a red cross one
TioJaime (8:59:35 PM): shit, my vcr is off by 2 minutes?
LMHBrent (8:59:43 PM): the o.c. preview
TioJaime (8:59:50 PM): yeah
TioJaime (9:00:09 PM): WTF?
LMHBrent (9:00:13 PM): WTFFFF
LMHBrent (9:00:15 PM): shit
TioJaime (9:00:16 PM): reunion not on tonight
LMHBrent (9:00:19 PM): yueah
TioJaime (9:00:19 PM): ass holes
LMHBrent (9:00:25 PM): eff that noise
LMHBrent (9:00:27 PM): what is this shit
TioJaime (9:00:34 PM): well fuck me hard
TioJaime (9:00:41 PM): i already missed the beginning of Supernatural
LMHBrent (9:00:45 PM): dammit
TioJaime (9:00:48 PM): yeah fuck you Mary Tyler Moore
LMHBrent (9:00:56 PM): i think we're synced up
TioJaime (9:00:57 PM): fucking bitch
TioJaime (9:01:04 PM): oh i'm sorry
LMHBrent (9:01:04 PM): vicki
LMHBrent (9:01:08 PM): we're out of cerela
TioJaime (9:01:16 PM): my wife vicki
LMHBrent (9:01:18 PM): forgive me
LMHBrent (9:01:20 PM): oh you're ahead
LMHBrent (9:01:22 PM): but 20 secs
TioJaime (9:01:23 PM): nice rack
TioJaime (9:01:24 PM): yeah i think so
LMHBrent (9:01:28 PM): 13 year odl mike
LMHBrent (9:01:32 PM): wet the bed until he was 11
LMHBrent (9:01:34 PM): 4800 bucks
TioJaime (9:01:34 PM): OK this might be funny
LMHBrent (9:01:39 PM): yeah we'll see
LMHBrent (9:01:42 PM): PLACE YOUR BETS NOW
TioJaime (9:01:48 PM): LOL
LMHBrent (9:01:52 PM): AHHAHA
LMHBrent (9:01:53 PM): penis
LMHBrent (9:01:55 PM): he said penis
LMHBrent (9:02:03 PM): he's a dork
TioJaime (9:02:05 PM): dude this could be good
LMHBrent (9:02:12 PM): okay we'll keep watching
LMHBrent (9:02:13 PM): drink baby
LMHBrent (9:02:16 PM): glenlivet?
LMHBrent (9:02:20 PM): oh yeah costco sells glenlivet now
TioJaime (9:02:33 PM): ooh
LMHBrent (9:02:37 PM): ahhaha
LMHBrent (9:02:54 PM): pornography baby
TioJaime (9:02:54 PM): ooh nice rack
LMHBrent (9:02:59 PM): ahahahahah
LMHBrent (9:03:20 PM): she's fat but it's okay
LMHBrent (9:03:26 PM): baby got rack
LMHBrent (9:03:57 PM): he's so gay
TioJaime (9:03:58 PM): oh my baby got rack
LMHBrent (9:04:06 PM): what is this
LMHBrent (9:04:07 PM): the war at home
TioJaime (9:04:08 PM): the war at home
TioJaime (9:04:19 PM): how fucking long is this show?
TioJaime (9:04:21 PM): i should play halo
LMHBrent (9:04:28 PM): half an hour
TioJaime (9:04:46 PM): FUCKING YAHOO! TV DICKS
TioJaime (9:04:52 PM): it fucking says Reunion
LMHBrent (9:05:21 PM): my tv guide said war at home
LMHBrent (9:05:25 PM): pilot episode
LMHBrent (9:05:29 PM): then bernie mac at 9;30
TioJaime (9:05:31 PM): hmm
TioJaime (9:05:49 PM): OK so the war at home until it pisses me off
LMHBrent (9:05:57 PM): okay
TioJaime (9:05:59 PM): and then halo until Starved
TioJaime (9:06:36 PM): back
LMHBrent (9:06:40 PM): okay back now
LMHBrent (9:06:46 PM): we're not that far off
LMHBrent (9:06:52 PM): ps2 educational
LMHBrent (9:07:01 PM): HAHAHAH
TioJaime (9:07:06 PM): WTF?
LMHBrent (9:07:09 PM): he is so gay
TioJaime (9:07:20 PM): LOL
LMHBrent (9:07:24 PM): balloons?
TioJaime (9:07:34 PM): "I don't know why my father thinks I'm gay"
LMHBrent (9:07:40 PM): call this #
TioJaime (9:07:50 PM): i wonder what that number is...
LMHBrent (9:07:53 PM): "a gay"
LMHBrent (9:07:58 PM): yeah i was thinking that too
TioJaime (9:08:00 PM): I AM A GAY
LMHBrent (9:08:03 PM): AHAHHA
LMHBrent (9:08:11 PM): "he's my lover"
TioJaime (9:08:27 PM): i like the flat daughter
TioJaime (9:08:36 PM): ooh yeah
LMHBrent (9:08:38 PM): does she remind you of someone?
TioJaime (9:08:55 PM): hillary duff?
TioJaime (9:08:58 PM): LOL
LMHBrent (9:09:01 PM): ahahaha
LMHBrent (9:09:02 PM): BLEEP
TioJaime (9:09:03 PM): wow two LOLs
LMHBrent (9:09:25 PM): ahhaha
LMHBrent (9:09:27 PM): nice mom
TioJaime (9:09:28 PM): who were you thinking of?
TioJaime (9:09:42 PM): ooh Boots!
LMHBrent (9:09:45 PM): mmm
LMHBrent (9:10:13 PM): he doesn't convince me as a dad yet
LMHBrent (9:10:17 PM): oh that's the guy from frasier
TioJaime (9:10:36 PM): oh shit, i can't play halo after this
LMHBrent (9:10:39 PM): why not?
TioJaime (9:11:01 PM): my xb0x0r is hooked up through my VCR
TioJaime (9:11:07 PM): which is taping on The WB right now
LMHBrent (9:11:08 PM): oh
LMHBrent (9:11:16 PM): what's on The WB?
TioJaime (9:11:22 PM): Supernatural
LMHBrent (9:11:29 PM): o i c
TioJaime (9:12:00 PM): did she say she was grossed out by his colostomy bag?
TioJaime (9:12:11 PM): LOL he's black
LMHBrent (9:12:15 PM): something about a cross to bear
TioJaime (9:12:16 PM): ops sorry
LMHBrent (9:12:16 PM): AHAHHAHAAHAH
LMHBrent (9:12:35 PM): HAHAHAHA
LMHBrent (9:12:40 PM): short for bootay
LMHBrent (9:12:42 PM): that's hilarious
TioJaime (9:12:49 PM): wow, pretty good so far
TioJaime (9:12:51 PM): 3 LOLs
LMHBrent (9:13:47 PM): not bad
TioJaime (9:15:52 PM): OK PLACE BETS NOW
TioJaime (9:16:12 PM): WILL THE SECOND HALF OF THE WAR AT HOME GET MORE THAN TWO LOLs?
LMHBrent (9:16:24 PM): my guess is yes
TioJaime (9:16:30 PM): i think so too
TioJaime (9:16:36 PM): let's see, shall we?
LMHBrent (9:16:39 PM): yes let's
LMHBrent (9:16:48 PM): yeah i knew it
LMHBrent (9:16:50 PM): bait and switch
TioJaime (9:16:51 PM): MAN-FUCKING-GINA
TioJaime (9:17:25 PM): i like the cutaways to the famly members
TioJaime (9:17:32 PM): kinda like Titus, but with the whole family
LMHBrent (9:17:33 PM): it's kinda interesting
LMHBrent (9:17:36 PM): YEAH like titus
TioJaime (9:17:49 PM): who was the chick the daughter reminded you of?
LMHBrent (9:18:01 PM): i'm not sure
LMHBrent (9:18:15 PM): she reminded me of someone though
TioJaime (9:18:38 PM): the mom was hotter on Grounded for Life
LMHBrent (9:18:39 PM): brizown shiznugah
LMHBrent (9:18:46 PM): i never watched that show
TioJaime (9:18:57 PM): good show
TioJaime (9:19:00 PM): mom was waaay hotter
LMHBrent (9:19:01 PM): mom reminds me of someone too
LMHBrent (9:19:29 PM): hahahahaha
LMHBrent (9:19:30 PM): some
TioJaime (9:19:33 PM): oh did you get my e-mail about renee zellweger
TioJaime (9:19:35 PM): i almost laughed
LMHBrent (9:19:38 PM): yeah she broke up
TioJaime (9:19:42 PM): again, almost laughed
LMHBrent (9:19:45 PM): million man march
LMHBrent (9:20:00 PM): ahhaa
TioJaime (9:20:04 PM): WTF dude
LMHBrent (9:20:12 PM): now that was just weird
TioJaime (9:20:17 PM): uh huh
TioJaime (9:20:18 PM): LOL
TioJaime (9:20:23 PM): there's #1
LMHBrent (9:20:25 PM): there'a a LOL
LMHBrent (9:20:28 PM): hahahahahah
TioJaime (9:21:02 PM): chuckled
TioJaime (9:21:05 PM): does that count?
LMHBrent (9:21:11 PM): maybe half
TioJaime (9:21:18 PM): it's technically a laugh
TioJaime (9:21:22 PM): so that's #2
LMHBrent (9:21:26 PM): ok
TioJaime (9:21:35 PM): mom's kinda chubby
LMHBrent (9:21:38 PM): yeah
LMHBrent (9:21:41 PM): like in king of queens
TioJaime (9:21:52 PM): oh i hear she got real chubby
LMHBrent (9:22:04 PM): hahahahaa
TioJaime (9:22:10 PM): WTF
LMHBrent (9:22:11 PM): new york
TioJaime (9:22:37 PM): this is getting weird
LMHBrent (9:23:01 PM): kinda
TioJaime (9:23:21 PM): that was weird
TioJaime (9:23:29 PM): new kelly clarkson CD
LMHBrent (9:23:38 PM): he is gay
LMHBrent (9:23:39 PM): hahaa
LMHBrent (9:23:41 PM): his friend
TioJaime (9:23:43 PM): he was just kidding, right? he doesn't know does he?
TioJaime (9:23:44 PM): LOL
TioJaime (9:23:50 PM): there's #3
LMHBrent (9:23:55 PM): wow
LMHBrent (9:23:58 PM): so it's tied
TioJaime (9:24:07 PM): no i said more than two
LMHBrent (9:24:27 PM): ohhh
LMHBrent (9:24:28 PM): ok
TioJaime (9:25:05 PM): oh shit
TioJaime (9:25:14 PM): his shirt says North Hollywood
TioJaime (9:25:19 PM): go huskies
LMHBrent (9:25:23 PM): OHH SERIOUSLY?
LMHBrent (9:25:26 PM): damn
TioJaime (9:25:30 PM): did you miss it?
LMHBrent (9:25:32 PM): yeah i did
LMHBrent (9:25:35 PM): dammit
TioJaime (9:25:39 PM): are we synced now?
LMHBrent (9:25:52 PM): bowl game that's super?
LMHBrent (9:26:02 PM): sprint together with nextel
TioJaime (9:26:07 PM): i think we're only trailing by about 10s or so?
LMHBrent (9:26:10 PM): yeah
LMHBrent (9:26:13 PM): that sounds about right
TioJaime (9:26:18 PM): oh coo
TioJaime (9:26:21 PM): cool
TioJaime (9:26:22 PM): no way
TioJaime (9:26:26 PM): mario baseball?
LMHBrent (9:26:28 PM): mario
LMHBrent (9:26:29 PM): bowser
LMHBrent (9:26:34 PM): dammit
LMHBrent (9:26:35 PM): not mario
TioJaime (9:26:38 PM): LOL
LMHBrent (9:26:39 PM): ahhahahahaha
LMHBrent (9:26:40 PM): COOL
TioJaime (9:26:44 PM): oh man Mario Superstar Baseball!
LMHBrent (9:26:52 PM): that's kinda cool
LMHBrent (9:27:17 PM): desperate husbands
TioJaime (9:27:48 PM): LOL
TioJaime (9:27:52 PM): omar
LMHBrent (9:28:02 PM): #4
TioJaime (9:28:20 PM): #4?
TioJaime (9:28:27 PM): LOL
TioJaime (9:28:29 PM): oh my
TioJaime (9:28:35 PM): oh duh
TioJaime (9:28:38 PM): yeah #4
TioJaime (9:28:39 PM): and #5
LMHBrent has left the chat room.
TioJaime (9:30:11 PM): where'd he go?
LMHBrent has entered the chat room.
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:32:12 PM): Ok watching bernie mac now
LMHBrent (9:32:13 PM): my laptop overheated
LMHBrent (9:32:15 PM): yeah same here
TioJaime (9:32:40 PM): oops
TioJaime (9:32:42 PM): wrong window
TioJaime (9:32:49 PM): maybe i should take a shower
LMHBrent (9:32:54 PM): i should too
TioJaime (9:33:51 PM): OK dude
LMHBrent (9:33:58 PM): okay
TioJaime (9:34:04 PM): so i'll see you @ 10 for Starved
LMHBrent (9:34:13 PM): hahah
LMHBrent (9:34:14 PM): maybe
LMHBrent (9:34:16 PM): i might be asleep
TioJaime (9:34:19 PM): oh YES on H
TioJaime (9:34:32 PM): OK dude, i'll talk to you in a bit
TioJaime has left the chat room.
LMHBrent has left the chat room.

 

And does nobody find it odd that there are more blackt0rs in Grey's Anatomy then there are black soldiers in OVER * THERE

Draft from 07 November 2005, 1628hrs. As of post time, OVER * THERE has been cancelled. Ha ha.

Yet another SHoP 3amC demoted to TJ:A1 status.
You are now in chat room "HurtMeBadNickiAycox."
JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room.

JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:01:45 PM): hello dere
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:01:54 PM): TV MA LV
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:02:08 PM): no more Halo for now
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:02:17 PM): time for the season finale of OVER * THERE
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:06:27 PM): OVER * THERE
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:06:31 PM): and jimmy has to pee and poo
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:06:36 PM): shit, no rest for teh tio jaime
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:06:53 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORIST
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:07:06 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORIST
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:07:43 PM): oh shit
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:11:16 PM): hey go fuck yourself Dim-fuck
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:11:27 PM): nice sniping there, FX
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:13:05 PM): fuck that... the last time Angel sang a song a shitty theme song was created
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:13:13 PM): yeah no shit "bad things happen when he sings"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:14:39 PM): that song sucked
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:15:36 PM): commercial, but i don't have to poo
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:20:09 PM): Romolo!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:20:58 PM): And does nobody find it odd that there are more blackt0rs in Grey's Anatomy then there are black soldiers in OVER * THERE
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:21:47 PM): should've humped her while she was hot to trot
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:29:53 PM): ooh why is she doublewide?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:30:03 PM): oh we're not gonna find out huh
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:30:32 PM): gonna run down a kid?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:30:57 PM): oops
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:31:00 PM): fuck you terrorist kid?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:39:40 PM): put your fucking helmet back on dim-fuck
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:39:44 PM): didn't you see We Were Soldiers?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:40:00 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORIST
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:40:14 PM): SHIT
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:40:29 PM): medal ceremony
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:50:09 PM): quite a bit of FUCK YOU TERRORISTS
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:53:29 PM): hmm, lieutenant shot in the back, eh?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:56:55 PM): shitty theme song@
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:59:15 PM): OVER * THERE
JihadJimmyMWCCDF has left the chat room.

 

Way to suck ass, Grey's Anatomy

Draft from 06 November 2005, 2301hrs.

More 3am Criticism of Grey's Anatomy. A TJ:A1 exclusive. Yay.
You are now in chat room "TioJaimeWhoops."
TioJ has entered the chat room.

TioJ (9:01:09 PM): and apparently since KGO-TV has a desperate housewives recap right now...
TioJ (9:01:21 PM): looks like i screwed up and i'm an hour early
TioJ (9:01:35 PM): OK gonna work out
TioJ (9:01:39 PM): HELLO DERE, btw
TioJ (9:02:06 PM): OK back in about an hour....
TioJ (9:02:10 PM):
TioJ (9:56:27 PM): wonderful.... they're pushing the shitty relationship shit
TioJ (9:56:34 PM): this episode is gonna suck balls
TioJ (9:59:54 PM): and the tail end of desperate housewives looks kinda stupid...
TioJ (10:01:10 PM): oh wonderful, an all new Grey's Anatomy
TioJ (10:01:15 PM): Previously on Grey's Anatomy
TioJ (10:01:44 PM): blah blah blah why didn't you kiss izzy we're a couple pick me
TioJ (10:02:00 PM): Way to suck ass, Grey's Anatomy
TioJ (10:02:07 PM): i miss seattle
TioJ (10:02:29 PM): two black nurses/orderlies?
TioJ (10:02:42 PM): how fucking unrealistic is this diversity?
TioJ (10:02:51 PM): and a black marriage counselor
TioJ (10:03:40 PM): and george sucks now
TioJ (10:03:44 PM): blackt0r 1
TioJ (10:04:11 PM): I have not gone mental
TioJ (10:04:24 PM): shitty shitty episode
TioJ (10:04:36 PM): blackt0r 2
TioJ (10:04:43 PM): blackt0r 1
TioJ (10:05:34 PM): something shitty is afoot
TioJ (10:06:20 PM): HFA
TioJ (10:07:11 PM): you already blew your load in the previews... we weren't surprised
TioJ (10:07:21 PM): ______________
TioJ (10:07:24 PM): GREY'S ANATOMY
TioJ (10:07:26 PM): ______________
TioJ (10:11:38 PM): wow could this be grey's anatomy's first indian
TioJ (10:12:20 PM): Seattle Community!
TioJ (10:13:27 PM): "you want me to babysit the wheelchair chick"
TioJ (10:13:41 PM): and thus a shitty storyline is born
TioJ (10:14:46 PM): and now blackt0r 2 / george sucks
TioJ (10:15:00 PM): i should fucking play GTA: San Andreas
TioJ (10:15:15 PM): God she looks so goddam pathetic
TioJ (10:16:21 PM): "you couldn't be bothered... to kiss me goodnight"
TioJ (10:17:28 PM): blackt0r 1
TioJ (10:18:02 PM): ooh i wanna be molested by keira knightley
TioJ (10:19:17 PM): that was a shitty visa commercial
TioJ (10:19:27 PM): that made no sense
TioJ (10:20:28 PM): yeah i'm sure Destiny's Child does their Christmas shopping at Wal-Mart
TioJ (10:20:55 PM): sorry, i'm unusually pissed off today because of this shitty episode
TioJ (10:21:07 PM): blackt0r 1
TioJ (10:22:29 PM): ha ha take that HFA
TioJ (10:23:28 PM): another black doctor!
TioJ (10:24:42 PM): and now george is a whiny bitch
TioJ (10:24:46 PM): yeah bring the patient by
TioJ (10:25:41 PM): STFU dr izzy
TioJ (10:26:03 PM): another black orderly
TioJ (10:26:19 PM): blackt0r 1
TioJ (10:26:29 PM): blackt0r 2
TioJ (10:26:33 PM): HFA playing the GF-card
TioJ (10:27:01 PM): blackt0r 3
TioJ (10:28:27 PM): oops.. gave his wife a heart attack
TioJ (10:28:46 PM): trade your sister for a cheeseburger
TioJ (10:29:09 PM): wow zathura
TioJ (10:29:11 PM): i wonder how it ends
TioJ (10:32:10 PM): blackt0r 2
TioJ (10:32:41 PM): blackt0rs 1 and 3
TioJ (10:33:27 PM): " i know what that's like"
TioJ (10:33:40 PM): "is that rectal jelly on your scrubs?"
TioJ (10:34:09 PM): wow where is that?
TioJ (10:34:31 PM): above the Port of Seattle building?
TioJ (10:34:42 PM): and dr. patrick dempsey is a tard
TioJ (10:34:53 PM): how hard is this? you chose your wife so ditch your fuckwad GF already
TioJ (10:34:58 PM): blackt0r 2
TioJ (10:37:11 PM): and this chick sucks
TioJ (10:37:39 PM): wow, they're all talking about dr. ellen and dr. patrick dempsey
TioJ (10:38:03 PM): WTF?
TioJ (10:44:10 PM): blackt0r 1
TioJ (10:44:14 PM): (missed a blackt0r 2)
TioJ (10:44:19 PM): the nurse you dumbass)
TioJ (10:44:27 PM): did everybody but you know that?
TioJ (10:45:16 PM): blackt0r 3
TioJ (10:45:20 PM): blackt0r 1
TioJ (10:46:50 PM): "alex, would you kiss me?"
TioJ (10:47:06 PM): And it's official. They've stopped the series.
TioJ (10:48:38 PM): although that was pretty deep what the frat cockt0r said
TioJ (10:49:39 PM): that ws a stupid end to that storyline
TioJ (10:50:37 PM): how the fuck did all those people get in there like that?
TioJ (10:52:52 PM): blackt0r 2 and george having a moment!
TioJ (10:53:28 PM): and now george is touching blackt0r 2
TioJ (10:53:50 PM): space needle!
TioJ (10:55:16 PM): "i will not be meredith grey"
TioJ (10:56:15 PM): blackt0r 3
TioJ (10:58:00 PM): $485 worth of tickets for the tumor operation
TioJ (10:58:16 PM): frat cockt0r
TioJ (10:58:21 PM): oh he's gonna kiss her
TioJ (10:58:22 PM): duh
TioJ (10:58:32 PM): what a pile of shit
TioJ (10:59:13 PM): ________________
TioJ (10:59:18 PM): GREY'S ANATOMY
TioJ (10:59:19 PM): ________________
TioJ has left the chat room.

 

this was almost a good scene until i realized there were three black people in a room in Seattle

Draft from 01 November 2005, 2340hrs.

Welcome, Grey's Anatomy, to the pit that is Tio Jaime: Aleph One. Enjoy your stay.

Tio Jaime

3am Criticism of Grey's Anatomy, demoted to TJ:A1
You are now in chat room "AIMsuckspoop."
JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room.

JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:36:44 PM): hello dere
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:36:57 PM): here's a tape delayed 3am criticism of Grey's Anatomy
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:37:01 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON GREY'S ANATOMY
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:37:11 PM): what a shitty show now
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:37:33 PM): whata stupid woman
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:37:46 PM): "pick me"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:37:52 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:38:27 PM): wow this is shitty
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:38:37 PM): black orderly!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:39:23 PM): train derailment!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:39:32 PM): this is still gonna be a shitty episode
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:39:41 PM): oh yay he showed up
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:40:42 PM): wow this show is getting relegated to TJ:A1
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:41:19 PM): carnage carnage carnage
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:41:31 PM): morbid doctor shit
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:41:51 PM): oh wonderful
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:42:49 PM): "was that a nod?"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:42:55 PM): wow that was the epidome of gay
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:42:59 PM): epitome
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:43:13 PM): whoa
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:43:32 PM): la la la, shitty theme song, la la la
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:43:39 PM): ooh! they deleted it!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:44:50 PM): blackt0rs, blackt0rs everywhere
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:45:59 PM): breathe mint!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:46:02 PM): for me, not for you!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:46:16 PM): FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU LIKE THE SECOND STRING BLOG
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:47:29 PM): whoa a filipino!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:47:37 PM): and she looks like grace/greta
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:48:27 PM): i gotta poo... gonna pause
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:01:45 PM): ooh yeah
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:02:39 PM): i don't recall that many black people in the state of Washington
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:05:32 PM): that was a shitty sequence between dr. HFA and blackt0r 3
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:06:31 PM): what kind of triaging is that?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:06:56 PM): why would you try to save the chick who is more injured?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:08:51 PM): stupdi HFA
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:09:48 PM): stupid george
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:09:54 PM): and stupid dr. ellen pompeo
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:13:17 PM): this blackt0r3/HFA exchange sucks
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:15:37 PM): and now she's playing the BF card... to find a leg?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:15:44 PM): fucking stanfurd trash
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:15:59 PM): that was somewhat funny...
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:16:21 PM): "i was trying to talk boy"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:16:25 PM): and now she's talking izzy
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:16:33 PM): FUCKING STUPID EPISODE
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:16:49 PM): and drunk dr. ellen sucks
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:19:10 PM): this was almost a good scene until i realized there were three black people in a room in Seattle
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:19:36 PM): should've thrown in blackt0r 3 and the black orderly just to make it complete
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:20:30 PM): KRAZY LESBIANS!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:20:37 PM): KRAZY THIRD GRADE LESBIANS!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:20:50 PM): how fucking stupid
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:21:05 PM): oh duh of course her water breaks
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:21:24 PM): and of course the phone rings whenever frat cockt0r is around
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:21:28 PM): what a stupid TV show
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:23:56 PM): another black orderly?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:25:36 PM): fucking black orderlies everywhere you look in goddam Seattle
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:25:41 PM): how fucking fake is this show?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:27:36 PM): and i think yet another black orderly/nurse
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:29:18 PM): how wonderful. you were able to fit in the shitty romance storyline too
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:30:06 PM): GET TO THE FUCKING POINT ALREADY
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:30:17 PM): THAT FUCKING LONG TO FIND OUT THAT HE'S STAYING WITH HER?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:32:33 PM): you stupid drunk whore
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:32:38 PM): fucking follow orders already
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:33:19 PM): and finally an end to the shittiest episode of GA ever
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:33:34 PM): and fuck off already with the rosa parks
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:34:12 PM): oh fuck, episode wasn't finished?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:34:23 PM): oh great
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:34:32 PM): la la la addison shepherd
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:34:43 PM): whatever the fuck ever
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:34:57 PM): how nice to jump the shark so early in teh series
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:37:47 PM): heh,funny how they never again reference blackt0r 1 as The Nazi
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:38:04 PM): HORSE FACE ASIAN
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:39:09 PM): "better get cleaned up. rounds in five minutes"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:39:22 PM): how shitty
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:39:33 PM): next sunday all the stupid fucking doctors
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:39:51 PM): in stupid relationships
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:39:54 PM): and a male pregnancy
JihadJimmyMWCCDFhas left the chat room.

 

if you live w/your folks, your life isn't quite equipped for a woman... as such, you would need one less

Draft from 30 September 2005, 0024hrs.

Just two months late w/this chat. Sorry. But here's what guys talk about... ya got some complaining about women we don't know yet, complaining about women we know all too well, and then we somehow magically start talking about trucks.

Cool shit, huh?

Tio Jaime

chatting w/MwHCock. Again.
9/29/05, 11:20 PM
TioJ: i need a woman
MwHCock: I need one more
TioJ: no you don't
TioJ: four words:
TioJ: LORD
TioJ: VOL
TioJ: DEE
TioJ: MEGAN
MwHCock: I don't date band chicks
TioJ: no tard
TioJ: i'm saying "you don't need a woman more than i do. i need a woman more than you do, because of lord volde-megan"
MwHCock: no
MwHCock: i need a woman more
MwHCock: I live with my parents now
MwHCock: my social scene is gonna take a drastic hit
11:25 PM
TioJ: if anything, that should allow you some leeway
MwHCock: no
MwHCock: I won't be able to go out as much
TioJ: right, so it's understandable if you don't have one
MwHCock: but more importantly, i won't really be able to bring chicks home
TioJ: OK and so by that logic, why do you need a woman?
MwHCock: which is where I used to work my magic
MwHCock: oh, I need a woman
MwHCock: but life is not cooperating
TioJ: OK look...
TioJ: I drive a tacoma
11:30 PM
TioJ: how badly do i need a bedliner for a Tundra?
TioJ: not at all
TioJ: if only because with the car that I have right now, that particular bedliner won't fit
MwHCock: get a spray on bedliner
MwHCock: we have one for our sierra
TioJ: if you live w/your folks, your life isn't quite equipped for a woman... as such, you would need one less
MwHCock: they are better
TioJ: yeah, in hindsight, i would've liked the spray-on
12:00 AM
MwHCock: the spray on is good for 2 reasons
MwHCock: 1 - it is rock hard
MwHCock: 2 - no water or debris can get under it
TioJ: yeah i dig that
TioJ: how much is the spray-on shit?
MwHCock: I wasn't home when my dad got it

 

each time i talk to you you're becoming more and more the elitist

Draft from 21 September 2005, 2112 hrs

Bad enough that a good San Josean is growing into the elitist San Franciscan. Worse that he tries to garner my pity and empathy.

TioJ = me
LittleBell = HS/college/band friend
8:36 PM
TioJ: i bought an accordion!!!
LittleBell: shit dog
LittleBell: you crazy
TioJ: $100 and only one key doesn't work
TioJ: other than that, seems to be OK
LittleBell: cool
8:45 PM
TioJ: should i play w/my accordion or watch e-ring?
LittleBell: e-ring got bad reviews in the chronicle
LittleBell: i cant believe i read the chronicle now
TioJ: i ain't picky
LittleBell: ive turned into one of those san franciscans that actually swears by it
TioJ: hey motherfucker, don't try to garner my pity
TioJ: each time i talk to you you're becoming more and more the elitist
TioJ: you should have kids in the City so they can call themselves "natives"
LittleBell: haha
8:50 PM
LittleBell: whats up with you, dude
TioJ: not much
TioJ: oh, date tomorrow
TioJ: i really should call that chick to confirm
TioJ: gotta go make a phone call
TioJ: just please stop telling me how one of my san jose brethren is slowly becoming one of *them*
LittleBell: :)
LittleBell: i heard from [HAWT CHICK'S NAME CENSORED] today
LittleBell: blast from the past!
LittleBell: back in the day i really wanted to poke her

 

lemme see what i can do

old draft from waaay back on 06 July 2005, 1800hrs. The SHoP post should be the one referenced. And if it isn't, you couldn't tell the difference anyway...

chatting w/MwHCock
TioJ: lemme work on a SHoP post
5:40 PM
MwHCock: Any post which has pictures of hotties automatically gets bonus points
TioJ: lemme see what i can do

 

note to visitors: journalism isn't a real job

Draft from 06 September 2005 2157hrs

3am Criticism of Gilmore Girls
You are now in chat room "AIMeatspoop."
TioJ has entered the chat room.

TioJ (8:56:20 PM): hello dere
TioJ (8:56:32 PM): drinking a nice tall GDF
TioJ (8:56:40 PM): gonna 3amC gilmore girls
TioJ (8:56:52 PM): giants just took the lead on the go-ahead suicide squeeze
TioJ (8:57:34 PM): and in AL west action...
TioJ (8:57:49 PM): M's up 3-2 over the a's in the T8
TioJ (8:58:08 PM): but now it's time for gilmore girls
TioJ (8:59:42 PM): Supernatural premieres next week
TioJ (9:00:01 PM): oh
TioJ (9:00:13 PM): advertising the season premeire of GG
TioJ (9:00:28 PM): apparently the episode i'm watching ends in lorelai proposing to luke
TioJ (9:02:00 PM): fucking rich pricks
TioJ (9:02:42 PM): mmm... lauren graham
TioJ (9:03:27 PM): ooh liza weil
TioJ (9:06:29 PM): wow
TioJ (9:06:52 PM): last time i watched gilmore girls, I had a job w/Underground
TioJ (9:07:53 PM): oh great
TioJ (9:07:56 PM): FUCK YOU TAYLOR
TioJ (9:08:05 PM): STFU TAYLOR
TioJ (9:08:44 PM): STFU KIRK
TioJ (9:12:09 PM): oh waaa you have to go find a real job
TioJ (9:12:27 PM): note to visitors: journalism isn't a real job
TioJ (9:13:55 PM): i miss devon
TioJ (9:15:40 PM): devon wasn't in
TioJ (9:15:49 PM): (just tried to call her)
TioJ (9:18:43 PM): hey fuck you troubadour
TioJ (9:26:28 PM): wow this lane thing is annoying
TioJ (9:27:09 PM): annoying storyline
TioJ (9:35:17 PM): and back to the shitty lane storyline
TioJ (9:38:02 PM): go to stanfurd
TioJ (9:39:00 PM): yeah fuck you bikers
TioJ (9:41:16 PM): and now emily's pissed
TioJ (9:42:49 PM): aww yeah triple-teaming rory
TioJ (9:43:28 PM): shit giants-dodgers tied 2-2 in ninth
TioJ (9:43:43 PM): mariners finished, not sure of the score
TioJ (9:51:06 PM): wow i didn't think the lane storyline could get any shittier
TioJ (9:51:36 PM): holy shit, Lorelai Kleavage
TioJ (9:52:01 PM): ooh yeah
TioJ (9:52:03 PM): zoom out
TioJ (9:52:05 PM): zoom out
TioJ (9:52:22 PM): goddamit what a dress
TioJ (9:52:45 PM): this is the best season finale ever!
TioJ (9:53:47 PM): ooh and now her arms are crossed
TioJ (9:53:56 PM): am i supposed to be sad right now?
TioJ (9:54:10 PM): because this was the best Gilmore Girls I've ever seen
TioJ (9:55:01 PM): wow fuck you TAYLOR and KIRK
TioJ (9:55:12 PM): "RORY dropped out of Yale"
TioJ (9:55:18 PM): hey
TioJ (9:55:23 PM): magic dress again!
TioJ (9:56:30 PM): blah blah blah "luke will you marry me"
TioJ (9:56:31 PM): "what"
TioJ (9:57:11 PM): hmm, season premiere next week
TioJ (9:57:17 PM): maybe will see you then
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Wednesday, November 16, 2005

 

e-mail i sent to trosama min asi

speaking of trose, check out his blog at sufficeittosay.blogspot.com

to: trose
from: jimmy
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051116/ap_en_tv/tv_dvr_usage

No, people aren't watching more TV, they're watching more TV shows. There's a difference. I can watch a TV show on DVD like The Shield, but i've never watched The Shield on TV. Huge difference.

Main contentions on TiVO or Replay or whatever shitty DVR is the flavor of the day:

1) 92% of people skipping commericals loses a lot of pop culture. Where would things like "where's the beef" be w/unfettered tivo?

2) easy recording of shows allows for more people to bitch at you when you wanna talk about shows the next day. "no! I have it tivo'ed and i'm gonna watch it friday! don't tell me what happens!" and while this happened for the past 20 years with VCRs, people were too stupid to know how to program them. and those who did know how to program them knew enough to STFU when it came to everybody else who just took the time to watch the show.

tio jaime

Funny how TiVO can kill something as enjoyable as "Hey, did you see that commercial for--"

"No."

"Oh yeah. You and your precious TiVO."

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