Thursday, September 30, 2004
Public - 10:13 AM
OH FUCK YEAH, BITCHES!
Harry Potter
Gifted and studious, you willingly approach the perils ahead with the help of your talents and friends.
I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
Wednesday, September 29, 2004
Public - 4:03 PM
So I thought that I was gullible when my Mexicans told me that I had eaten horse at their barbecue back on the Berkeley job. But now, here in Santa Clara, they've managed to convince themselves that the compaction engineer-- EGIT, who I saw today and made rough plans for dinner next week when I'm back from Oregonia-- dances at the Brass Rail under the name Diana.
I highly doubt that this is the case. Although it wouldn't surprise me that my one barely-viable interest also happens to be a stripper.
I highly doubt that this is the case. Although it wouldn't surprise me that my one barely-viable interest also happens to be a stripper.
Monday, September 27, 2004
Public - 9:35 PM
man this show sucks. looks like they blew their load after the first season. probably sometime *during*, come to think of it...
Poke00210 (9:00:45 PM): hello dere
Poke00210 (9:00:57 PM): giving Las Vegas a third chance
Poke00210 (9:01:03 PM): and then LAX a second chance after that
Poke00210 (9:01:12 PM): it's do or die time, and not just in the NL West
Poke00210 (9:02:30 PM): An All-new Las Vegas!
Poke00210 (9:02:37 PM): right here on NBC
Poke00210 (9:02:49 PM): oh hello vanessa marcil
Poke00210 (9:03:45 PM): and it appears as if they've acquired a house
Poke00210 (9:03:49 PM): great
Poke00210 (9:04:49 PM): funny, the Montecito seems to have taken the place of Mandalay Bay
Poke00210 (9:04:55 PM): GODDAMIT
Poke00210 (9:05:01 PM): OK i missed something becuase my mom called
Poke00210 (9:05:08 PM): he's under arrest
Poke00210 (9:05:12 PM): james caan
Poke00210 (9:05:19 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (9:05:22 PM): AMAZING!
Poke00210 (9:05:26 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (9:05:28 PM): AMAZING!
Poke00210 (9:09:00 PM): black chick w/an accent
Poke00210 (9:09:24 PM): and i'm not sure what to tell you
Poke00210 (9:09:45 PM): OK so james caan has been accused of murder, and i can't tell you waht his name is
Poke00210 (9:10:04 PM): Ed Deline
Poke00210 (9:10:07 PM): DeLine?
Poke00210 (9:10:19 PM): he's been accused of murdering a local scientist
Poke00210 (9:10:26 PM): "I didn't do it"
Poke00210 (9:10:48 PM): oh he must step down as president of the Montecito!
Poke00210 (9:11:02 PM): oh jefferson's mansion was called Monticello
Poke00210 (9:11:51 PM): and now they're not supposed to follow up the murder?
Poke00210 (9:12:01 PM): Brandy and Dakota!
Poke00210 (9:12:09 PM): their real names
Poke00210 (9:12:20 PM): "Do we look like day shift girls?"
Poke00210 (9:12:27 PM): "how often do they clean the pole?"
Poke00210 (9:14:00 PM): oh yes, james caan is capable or he's innocent, or NOBODY CARES
Poke00210 (9:14:55 PM): because this murder mystery needs to take place in a casino, and esp. in Las Vegas
Poke00210 (9:15:20 PM): and didn't Ed Caan tell you not to follow up on the murder?
Poke00210 (9:16:23 PM): oh my, he's *playing golf*
Poke00210 (9:17:07 PM): oh my, nikki cox is *ugly*
Poke00210 (9:18:03 PM): and oh my DNA indicates that the blood on the dead dude is james caan's
Poke00210 (9:22:26 PM): yay, nikki cox was whoring herself out to get some info
Poke00210 (9:22:31 PM): UGLY
Poke00210 (9:22:57 PM): mom that's not funny!
Poke00210 (9:23:10 PM): Molly Sims is mad!
Poke00210 (9:23:21 PM): hey bring back jon lovitz
Poke00210 (9:23:27 PM): no, maybe not
Poke00210 (9:23:40 PM): yay, buy her a pony
Poke00210 (9:23:43 PM): load of crap
Poke00210 (9:23:44 PM): this sucks
Poke00210 (9:24:10 PM): there's no real continuity, and the jimmy-stream-of-consciousness is pretty worthless in this setting
Poke00210 (9:24:12 PM): ooh, i miss vegas
Poke00210 (9:24:29 PM): yay, firemen trying to rent the house
Poke00210 (9:24:47 PM): yay, nikki cox is UGLY
Poke00210 (9:25:41 PM): yay, irate germans
Poke00210 (9:27:34 PM): this show kinda sucks
Poke00210 (9:28:13 PM): "this came from upstairs. *waay* upstairs"
Poke00210 (9:29:09 PM): llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Poke00210 (9:29:21 PM): OK seriously, i just fell asleep
Poke00210 (9:30:00 PM): yeah, because when you deal with UPS, it's the same time in Chicago and China-land @ the same time
Poke00210 (9:30:08 PM): fuckin' momos
Poke00210 (9:31:48 PM): hmm,maybe the M's won't lose 100 after all
Poke00210 (9:32:26 PM): OK, and now a plan is gonna crash @ LAX. never thought that would happen, which is why this is must see TV
Poke00210 (9:32:41 PM): nice job trailer
Poke00210 (9:33:00 PM): looks too clean
Poke00210 (9:34:08 PM): and i can get tickets tomorrow and wednesday for the m's/a's game
Poke00210 (9:34:50 PM): thsi show sucks
Poke00210 (9:35:01 PM): fuck man, i'm gonna do some work then
Poke00210 (9:35:42 PM): Sleepy Hat!
Poke00210 (9:35:53 PM): OK I'VE SEEN ENOUGH
Poke00210 (9:36:04 PM): 3-2-1, OVER
“Poke00210” signed off at 9:36:14 PM.
Poke00210 (9:00:45 PM): hello dere
Poke00210 (9:00:57 PM): giving Las Vegas a third chance
Poke00210 (9:01:03 PM): and then LAX a second chance after that
Poke00210 (9:01:12 PM): it's do or die time, and not just in the NL West
Poke00210 (9:02:30 PM): An All-new Las Vegas!
Poke00210 (9:02:37 PM): right here on NBC
Poke00210 (9:02:49 PM): oh hello vanessa marcil
Poke00210 (9:03:45 PM): and it appears as if they've acquired a house
Poke00210 (9:03:49 PM): great
Poke00210 (9:04:49 PM): funny, the Montecito seems to have taken the place of Mandalay Bay
Poke00210 (9:04:55 PM): GODDAMIT
Poke00210 (9:05:01 PM): OK i missed something becuase my mom called
Poke00210 (9:05:08 PM): he's under arrest
Poke00210 (9:05:12 PM): james caan
Poke00210 (9:05:19 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (9:05:22 PM): AMAZING!
Poke00210 (9:05:26 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (9:05:28 PM): AMAZING!
Poke00210 (9:09:00 PM): black chick w/an accent
Poke00210 (9:09:24 PM): and i'm not sure what to tell you
Poke00210 (9:09:45 PM): OK so james caan has been accused of murder, and i can't tell you waht his name is
Poke00210 (9:10:04 PM): Ed Deline
Poke00210 (9:10:07 PM): DeLine?
Poke00210 (9:10:19 PM): he's been accused of murdering a local scientist
Poke00210 (9:10:26 PM): "I didn't do it"
Poke00210 (9:10:48 PM): oh he must step down as president of the Montecito!
Poke00210 (9:11:02 PM): oh jefferson's mansion was called Monticello
Poke00210 (9:11:51 PM): and now they're not supposed to follow up the murder?
Poke00210 (9:12:01 PM): Brandy and Dakota!
Poke00210 (9:12:09 PM): their real names
Poke00210 (9:12:20 PM): "Do we look like day shift girls?"
Poke00210 (9:12:27 PM): "how often do they clean the pole?"
Poke00210 (9:14:00 PM): oh yes, james caan is capable or he's innocent, or NOBODY CARES
Poke00210 (9:14:55 PM): because this murder mystery needs to take place in a casino, and esp. in Las Vegas
Poke00210 (9:15:20 PM): and didn't Ed Caan tell you not to follow up on the murder?
Poke00210 (9:16:23 PM): oh my, he's *playing golf*
Poke00210 (9:17:07 PM): oh my, nikki cox is *ugly*
Poke00210 (9:18:03 PM): and oh my DNA indicates that the blood on the dead dude is james caan's
Poke00210 (9:22:26 PM): yay, nikki cox was whoring herself out to get some info
Poke00210 (9:22:31 PM): UGLY
Poke00210 (9:22:57 PM): mom that's not funny!
Poke00210 (9:23:10 PM): Molly Sims is mad!
Poke00210 (9:23:21 PM): hey bring back jon lovitz
Poke00210 (9:23:27 PM): no, maybe not
Poke00210 (9:23:40 PM): yay, buy her a pony
Poke00210 (9:23:43 PM): load of crap
Poke00210 (9:23:44 PM): this sucks
Poke00210 (9:24:10 PM): there's no real continuity, and the jimmy-stream-of-consciousness is pretty worthless in this setting
Poke00210 (9:24:12 PM): ooh, i miss vegas
Poke00210 (9:24:29 PM): yay, firemen trying to rent the house
Poke00210 (9:24:47 PM): yay, nikki cox is UGLY
Poke00210 (9:25:41 PM): yay, irate germans
Poke00210 (9:27:34 PM): this show kinda sucks
Poke00210 (9:28:13 PM): "this came from upstairs. *waay* upstairs"
Poke00210 (9:29:09 PM): llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Poke00210 (9:29:21 PM): OK seriously, i just fell asleep
Poke00210 (9:30:00 PM): yeah, because when you deal with UPS, it's the same time in Chicago and China-land @ the same time
Poke00210 (9:30:08 PM): fuckin' momos
Poke00210 (9:31:48 PM): hmm,maybe the M's won't lose 100 after all
Poke00210 (9:32:26 PM): OK, and now a plan is gonna crash @ LAX. never thought that would happen, which is why this is must see TV
Poke00210 (9:32:41 PM): nice job trailer
Poke00210 (9:33:00 PM): looks too clean
Poke00210 (9:34:08 PM): and i can get tickets tomorrow and wednesday for the m's/a's game
Poke00210 (9:34:50 PM): thsi show sucks
Poke00210 (9:35:01 PM): fuck man, i'm gonna do some work then
Poke00210 (9:35:42 PM): Sleepy Hat!
Poke00210 (9:35:53 PM): OK I'VE SEEN ENOUGH
Poke00210 (9:36:04 PM): 3-2-1, OVER
“Poke00210” signed off at 9:36:14 PM.
Friday, September 24, 2004
Public - 7:46 PM
Guess who's still at work because his friend from KINDERGARTEN asked him to guest blog? Brent, I still owe you one, and ooh have i got a doozy for you...
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Public - 2:17 PM
GOOFING OFF FOR YOUR ONLINE BENEFIT See, the more *I* goof off, the less you have to...
COCK!!!
http://www.realitytvworld.com/index/articles/story.php?s=2919
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http://www.snackfoam.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/gaytest1.html
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OK this sucks, we just laid off three guys on our crew. That's shitty, but a part of construction. I'm slowly becoming desensitized.
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Rachael Bella is hot!
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I've just guest blogged on SixHertz's blog (http://sixhertz.blogspot.com). Go check it out, as it's a different facet of Tio Jaime.
Lookit!!! I'm all smart and shit.
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Wednesday, September 22, 2004
Public - 4:32 PM
Monday, September 20, 2004
Public - 11:08 PM
Hmmm, cute high-school aged golfer chick @ monarch bay on saturday had a golf tournament @ monarch bay today... makes sense that she was playing there then, huh?
Public - 9:15 PM
HELLO FROM LOVELY SAN JOSE, CA!!!
A couple of things before the amazing race blog...
1) got home, went to take a dump, asked my mom, "do you have anything to read? do you have a magazine?" "Here. Here's a Victoria's Secret. You can read this in the bathroom." Whoa. Not sure if she realized the masturbatory implications of taking the Sears-Roebuck catalogue into the bathroom.
2) Giving "Las Vegas" (NBC, 9pm) a second chance, at the recommendation of 'Trose!, but it's off to a bad start with Jon Lovitz guest starring. Fuck that guy is annoying. And Nikki Cox is FUCKING UGLY
3) I should just watch the amazing race 5. why are there topless chicks @ the pool? not making too much sense. so far, i'm not impressed. oh great, it's jon lovitz again. stay tuned for CBS's hit reality show that's not shitty like Survivor.
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Poke00210 (9:35:13 PM): OK this is shitty
Poke00210 (9:35:21 PM): Jon Lovitz is a choadstain
Poke00210 (9:35:48 PM): is this as bad as Big Brother??
Poke00210 (9:36:03 PM): oh lord, keep showing Jon Lovitz, and YES
Poke00210 (9:36:31 PM): yeah stare @ her boobs
Poke00210 (9:36:35 PM): man, what a great show
Poke00210 (9:39:09 PM): "in my belly!"
Poke00210 (9:39:31 PM): ooh they found a tyler who was controlling the music!
Poke00210 (9:40:13 PM): Vanessa marcil is the show's only bright spot. Even beating out Molly Sims
Poke00210 (9:41:11 PM): OH MAN AND NOW SOMEBODY IS MAKING A GETAWAY IN A VEGAS CASINO! HE KNOCKED MONEY DOWN AND PEOPLE STARTED PICKING IT UP!
Poke00210 (9:41:27 PM): Ok that was kinda funny, what w/the craps table
Poke00210 (9:41:36 PM): and then they broke to commercial. nice job dumbasses
Poke00210 (9:53:50 PM): dang. what are the chances of catching card counters in a vegas casino
Poke00210 (9:56:00 PM): heh, a "copulating couple in stairwell 4"
Poke00210 (9:56:17 PM): OK that was pretty stupid
Poke00210 (9:56:21 PM): i'll give it one more chance
Poke00210 (9:56:34 PM): all that trouble for a card counting ring
Poke00210 (9:59:50 PM): pity about NBC
Poke00210 (10:02:10 PM): so far, LAX sucks too
Poke00210 (10:02:21 PM): oh look, the two bumbling baggage handlers
Poke00210 (10:02:29 PM): and that psuedo terrorist
Poke00210 (10:04:02 PM): ooh hi customs chick
Poke00210 (10:04:16 PM): yeah that's gonna suck
Poke00210 (10:04:24 PM): OK momma, put on The Amazing Race 5!!!
Poke00210 (10:07:11 PM): OK all i saw was a little blurb of Big Brother, and already i was annoyed
Poke00210 (10:07:41 PM): Previously on The Amazing Race!
Poke00210 (10:07:53 PM): WHORE CITY
Poke00210 (10:07:55 PM): USELESS CITY
Poke00210 (10:07:57 PM): COCK CITY
Poke00210 (10:08:09 PM): BIG BITCH CITY
Poke00210 (10:08:14 PM): hey i have that shirt
Poke00210 (10:08:43 PM): WET TWIN CITY
Poke00210 (10:08:52 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (10:08:54 PM): AMAZING
Poke00210 (10:08:58 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (10:08:59 PM): AMAZING!
Poke00210 (10:09:09 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (10:09:15 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (10:09:19 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (10:09:23 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (10:09:24 PM): AMAZING
Poke00210 (10:09:38 PM): AMAZING
Poke00210 (10:09:51 PM): ooh yeah the hawaii surfing lessons expedia chick
Poke00210 (10:10:01 PM): dammit, mom fast forwarded
Poke00210 (10:10:45 PM): did somebody say.... Vanilla?
Poke00210 (10:10:51 PM): i miss chenelle
Poke00210 (10:11:44 PM): oh hey. it's rupert. from survivor.
Poke00210 (10:12:26 PM): This is New Zealand!
Poke00210 (10:12:37 PM): oh yes, LOTR
Poke00210 (10:12:42 PM): and also the tenth pit stop
Poke00210 (10:12:53 PM): Cock!
Poke00210 (10:12:58 PM): Chip/Useless!
Poke00210 (10:13:05 PM): Cock/Christie first to depart 456am
Poke00210 (10:13:18 PM): drive to west haven marina (220miles) in city of oakland/auckland
Poke00210 (10:13:51 PM): linda/karen 2nd to depart 623am
Poke00210 (10:14:07 PM): BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M A BIG BOWLING MOM
Poke00210 (10:14:31 PM): brandon/nicole 3rd to depart shit i missed the time
Poke00210 (10:14:45 PM): chip/useless last to depart 702am
Poke00210 (10:14:56 PM): oh *now* you're not going to be diplomatic
Poke00210 (10:14:58 PM): tard
Poke00210 (10:15:18 PM): ooh hi teas
Poke00210 (10:15:20 PM): texas
Poke00210 (10:15:33 PM): A Roadblock is a task that only one person may perform
Poke00210 (10:15:39 PM): that was the quickest to a roadblock
Poke00210 (10:15:51 PM): Climb Auckland Harbor Bridge
Poke00210 (10:16:06 PM): oh, cock is doing it, how did i know that would happen
Poke00210 (10:16:13 PM): what did Cock say? what a cockmaster
Poke00210 (10:17:25 PM): yee-hoo i'm a Cock!
Poke00210 (10:17:38 PM): Fly to Manila!!!
Poke00210 (10:17:58 PM): province of Cavite!
Poke00210 (10:18:22 PM): It's a Roadblock!
Poke00210 (10:18:28 PM): USELESS
Poke00210 (10:18:34 PM): AND OH MAN, YOU'RE A PUSSY
Poke00210 (10:18:42 PM): Pussy/Nicole
Poke00210 (10:19:05 PM): oh Chip/Useless, i wonder who's gonna do the roadblock
Poke00210 (10:19:10 PM): no i really don't
Poke00210 (10:19:26 PM): whoa, they can bolster a *huge* lead
Poke00210 (10:19:31 PM): "*huge* lead"
Poke00210 (10:19:45 PM): luckily i pre-empted her by a split second
Poke00210 (10:19:49 PM): oh why don't you pray?
Poke00210 (10:20:13 PM): oh, he didn't pray
Poke00210 (10:20:32 PM): that cock and his hot texan GF are efficient
Poke00210 (10:20:41 PM): YOU USELESS BITCH
Poke00210 (10:20:53 PM): she doesn't even read the roadblock before pointing to Chip
Poke00210 (10:20:59 PM): OK *now* are you ggonna pray?
Poke00210 (10:21:19 PM): what a tard
Poke00210 (10:21:24 PM): God is funny
Poke00210 (10:22:02 PM): yeah, nice job measuring, black dude
Poke00210 (10:22:19 PM): oh whoa, the *black* dude was jesussing
Poke00210 (10:22:32 PM): bowling moms now @ the roadblock
Poke00210 (10:22:50 PM): nice job non-useless
Poke00210 (10:24:06 PM): umm, yeah the mom's aren't gonna win the race
Poke00210 (10:25:04 PM): whoa, linda was fast on the bridge
Poke00210 (10:25:12 PM): push her off then!
Poke00210 (10:25:41 PM): that would suck if they made Phil go all the way back to that bridge to eliminate the bowling moms
Poke00210 (10:28:34 PM): OK linda is the blonde
Poke00210 (10:28:56 PM): yeah, there's gonna be a bottleneck in the philippines
Poke00210 (10:29:00 PM): wacky Filipinos
Poke00210 (10:29:56 PM): ha ha, you missed the Manila flight
Poke00210 (10:30:26 PM): that's one ugly-assed airport
Poke00210 (10:30:32 PM): weird puke-green carpet
Poke00210 (10:30:49 PM): i miss mirna
Poke00210 (10:30:59 PM): she sooo needed a jimmy spanking
Poke00210 (10:31:05 PM): ooh hi texas
Poke00210 (10:31:48 PM): ha ha, they caught up w/the Cock
Poke00210 (10:32:01 PM): ha ha, they bottlenecked
Poke00210 (10:32:04 PM): eat it, cock
Poke00210 (10:32:23 PM): Hong Kong to Manila!
Poke00210 (10:32:37 PM): wacky filipino
Poke00210 (10:32:47 PM): yeah cock, eat it
Poke00210 (10:33:07 PM): dude, i was at that airport
Poke00210 (10:33:26 PM): ooh yeah Yield!
Poke00210 (10:33:32 PM): only on teams behind
Poke00210 (10:33:51 PM): cock/christie are like the lakers!
Poke00210 (10:33:58 PM): they're a bunch of cocks
Poke00210 (10:34:23 PM): yay impovershed filipinos
Poke00210 (10:34:40 PM): get in there uselessyeah do it
Poke00210 (10:34:47 PM): Yield the Cock!
Poke00210 (10:35:05 PM): Jeep-e-ney!
Poke00210 (10:35:30 PM): LOL that jeepney said imus
Poke00210 (10:35:42 PM): but tha'ts not don imus
Poke00210 (10:35:51 PM): my parents say there's a town called Imus
Poke00210 (10:36:06 PM): dad: they should've made them eat balut!
Poke00210 (10:38:24 PM): yeah eat it COCK
Poke00210 (10:38:37 PM): TOO BAD, COCKMASTER
Poke00210 (10:38:47 PM): what a psycho-cock
Poke00210 (10:39:01 PM): "baby, get out"
Poke00210 (10:39:23 PM): aww yeah bowling moms
Poke00210 (10:39:31 PM): whoa, Linda/Karen in first place
Poke00210 (10:39:40 PM): take jeepney to Victoria
Poke00210 (10:39:50 PM): Field behind Giant Duck!
Poke00210 (10:40:16 PM): Hello dere! Dis am the Giant Duck!
Poke00210 (10:40:29 PM): bowling moms beat you because you're married to USELESS GIRL
Poke00210 (10:42:54 PM): yeah nice job dumb bitch, *NEVER GET BETWEEN A FILIPINO AND HIS HORN*
Poke00210 (10:43:20 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons
Poke00210 (10:43:32 PM): Plow or Fowl
Poke00210 (10:43:38 PM): yay caribou!
Poke00210 (10:43:47 PM): LOL or herd 1000 ducks
Poke00210 (10:44:00 PM): aww yeah wacky filipino ducks
Poke00210 (10:44:05 PM): wonder if they understand tagalog
Poke00210 (10:44:17 PM): oh that caribou looks pissed
Poke00210 (10:44:35 PM): oh yeah they played unfair, because YIELDS AREN'T IN THE RULES
Poke00210 (10:44:37 PM): CUNT
Poke00210 (10:45:18 PM): teams must now make way to manila to Coconut Palace
Poke00210 (10:45:44 PM): MOMS BOWLING
Poke00210 (10:46:04 PM): stupid twins would've tried the duck thing
Poke00210 (10:46:16 PM): "chip was moving too fast for me"
Poke00210 (10:46:21 PM): THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE USELESS
Poke00210 (10:47:01 PM): ooh hi texas
Poke00210 (10:47:48 PM): oh that caribou looks hellapissed
Poke00210 (10:48:01 PM): get in there you dumb bitch
Poke00210 (10:48:28 PM): "No, in this field! My ox is broken! This is bull---!"
Poke00210 (10:48:51 PM): dumb bitch you should help him, huh
Poke00210 (10:49:13 PM): "listen to yourself, no wonder you can't control him"
Poke00210 (10:49:19 PM): "Oh my god, i hate you"
Poke00210 (10:49:55 PM): OK it's a black/white racial comedy with queen latifah and jimmy fallon
Poke00210 (10:50:06 PM): which one of my friends is stupid enough to want to see this with me?
Poke00210 (10:50:36 PM): well, i suppose i don't want to see it... not sure how this was beaten out by Butterfly Effect
Poke00210 (10:50:55 PM): should've called that movie "Dude, Where's my Crack H
Poke00210 (10:51:01 PM): Crack Whore"
Poke00210 (10:51:04 PM): dammit
Poke00210 (10:51:51 PM): why have i not been excited about survivor since my super-senior semester?
Poke00210 (10:52:32 PM): what a cockmaster of a commercial
Poke00210 (10:52:37 PM): wonder how LAX turned out
Poke00210 (10:52:47 PM): "Oh my God... I hate you!"
Poke00210 (10:53:41 PM): "Stupid ox! No!"
Poke00210 (10:53:50 PM): "Get the f--- over here and have a look!"
Poke00210 (10:54:01 PM): you are such a COCK
Poke00210 (10:54:18 PM): yeah, get off the bus and find a taxi
Poke00210 (10:54:28 PM): don't do it you fucking cock-tard
Poke00210 (10:55:20 PM): and now they've all decided to flag taxis
Poke00210 (10:55:48 PM): Wacky Filipino
Poke00210 (10:56:12 PM): "we have no choice but to break the law"
Poke00210 (10:56:50 PM): LOL "it's in teh lord's hands, right" (cut to: filipino catholic rear mirror hanging
Poke00210 (10:56:51 PM): )
Poke00210 (10:57:03 PM): (cut to: chick in maria clara)
Poke00210 (10:57:12 PM): Chip/Useless, team #1!
Poke00210 (10:57:25 PM): some good news for (them)
Poke00210 (10:57:30 PM): ooh, hawaii vacation
Poke00210 (10:57:50 PM): rosary
Poke00210 (10:58:12 PM): whoa, Linda/Karen team #2!
Poke00210 (10:59:00 PM): Pussy/Nicole "thank you Lord" team #3
Poke00210 (10:59:22 PM): oh yes yes, Cock/Christie with the nice legs and ass Last Team to Arrive
Poke00210 (10:59:24 PM): but...
Poke00210 (10:59:27 PM): wait for it
Poke00210 (10:59:49 PM): fuck that "i'm pleased to tell you it's non-elimination"
Poke00210 (10:59:58 PM): bullshit he's pleased to tell him that
Poke00210 (11:00:50 PM): ooh hi christie boobs
Poke00210 (11:00:59 PM): i want to put everything in you, ooh yeah
Poke00210 (11:01:21 PM): ohh!! they showed mirna/charla in hockey gear!
Poke00210 (11:03:42 PM): oh wait, that cute golfer chick is from Piedmont, CA.... right next door to 81 Glen!
A couple of things before the amazing race blog...
1) got home, went to take a dump, asked my mom, "do you have anything to read? do you have a magazine?" "Here. Here's a Victoria's Secret. You can read this in the bathroom." Whoa. Not sure if she realized the masturbatory implications of taking the Sears-Roebuck catalogue into the bathroom.
2) Giving "Las Vegas" (NBC, 9pm) a second chance, at the recommendation of 'Trose!, but it's off to a bad start with Jon Lovitz guest starring. Fuck that guy is annoying. And Nikki Cox is FUCKING UGLY
3) I should just watch the amazing race 5. why are there topless chicks @ the pool? not making too much sense. so far, i'm not impressed. oh great, it's jon lovitz again. stay tuned for CBS's hit reality show that's not shitty like Survivor.
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Poke00210 (9:35:13 PM): OK this is shitty
Poke00210 (9:35:21 PM): Jon Lovitz is a choadstain
Poke00210 (9:35:48 PM): is this as bad as Big Brother??
Poke00210 (9:36:03 PM): oh lord, keep showing Jon Lovitz, and YES
Poke00210 (9:36:31 PM): yeah stare @ her boobs
Poke00210 (9:36:35 PM): man, what a great show
Poke00210 (9:39:09 PM): "in my belly!"
Poke00210 (9:39:31 PM): ooh they found a tyler who was controlling the music!
Poke00210 (9:40:13 PM): Vanessa marcil is the show's only bright spot. Even beating out Molly Sims
Poke00210 (9:41:11 PM): OH MAN AND NOW SOMEBODY IS MAKING A GETAWAY IN A VEGAS CASINO! HE KNOCKED MONEY DOWN AND PEOPLE STARTED PICKING IT UP!
Poke00210 (9:41:27 PM): Ok that was kinda funny, what w/the craps table
Poke00210 (9:41:36 PM): and then they broke to commercial. nice job dumbasses
Poke00210 (9:53:50 PM): dang. what are the chances of catching card counters in a vegas casino
Poke00210 (9:56:00 PM): heh, a "copulating couple in stairwell 4"
Poke00210 (9:56:17 PM): OK that was pretty stupid
Poke00210 (9:56:21 PM): i'll give it one more chance
Poke00210 (9:56:34 PM): all that trouble for a card counting ring
Poke00210 (9:59:50 PM): pity about NBC
Poke00210 (10:02:10 PM): so far, LAX sucks too
Poke00210 (10:02:21 PM): oh look, the two bumbling baggage handlers
Poke00210 (10:02:29 PM): and that psuedo terrorist
Poke00210 (10:04:02 PM): ooh hi customs chick
Poke00210 (10:04:16 PM): yeah that's gonna suck
Poke00210 (10:04:24 PM): OK momma, put on The Amazing Race 5!!!
Poke00210 (10:07:11 PM): OK all i saw was a little blurb of Big Brother, and already i was annoyed
Poke00210 (10:07:41 PM): Previously on The Amazing Race!
Poke00210 (10:07:53 PM): WHORE CITY
Poke00210 (10:07:55 PM): USELESS CITY
Poke00210 (10:07:57 PM): COCK CITY
Poke00210 (10:08:09 PM): BIG BITCH CITY
Poke00210 (10:08:14 PM): hey i have that shirt
Poke00210 (10:08:43 PM): WET TWIN CITY
Poke00210 (10:08:52 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (10:08:54 PM): AMAZING
Poke00210 (10:08:58 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (10:08:59 PM): AMAZING!
Poke00210 (10:09:09 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (10:09:15 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (10:09:19 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (10:09:23 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (10:09:24 PM): AMAZING
Poke00210 (10:09:38 PM): AMAZING
Poke00210 (10:09:51 PM): ooh yeah the hawaii surfing lessons expedia chick
Poke00210 (10:10:01 PM): dammit, mom fast forwarded
Poke00210 (10:10:45 PM): did somebody say.... Vanilla?
Poke00210 (10:10:51 PM): i miss chenelle
Poke00210 (10:11:44 PM): oh hey. it's rupert. from survivor.
Poke00210 (10:12:26 PM): This is New Zealand!
Poke00210 (10:12:37 PM): oh yes, LOTR
Poke00210 (10:12:42 PM): and also the tenth pit stop
Poke00210 (10:12:53 PM): Cock!
Poke00210 (10:12:58 PM): Chip/Useless!
Poke00210 (10:13:05 PM): Cock/Christie first to depart 456am
Poke00210 (10:13:18 PM): drive to west haven marina (220miles) in city of oakland/auckland
Poke00210 (10:13:51 PM): linda/karen 2nd to depart 623am
Poke00210 (10:14:07 PM): BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M A BIG BOWLING MOM
Poke00210 (10:14:31 PM): brandon/nicole 3rd to depart shit i missed the time
Poke00210 (10:14:45 PM): chip/useless last to depart 702am
Poke00210 (10:14:56 PM): oh *now* you're not going to be diplomatic
Poke00210 (10:14:58 PM): tard
Poke00210 (10:15:18 PM): ooh hi teas
Poke00210 (10:15:20 PM): texas
Poke00210 (10:15:33 PM): A Roadblock is a task that only one person may perform
Poke00210 (10:15:39 PM): that was the quickest to a roadblock
Poke00210 (10:15:51 PM): Climb Auckland Harbor Bridge
Poke00210 (10:16:06 PM): oh, cock is doing it, how did i know that would happen
Poke00210 (10:16:13 PM): what did Cock say? what a cockmaster
Poke00210 (10:17:25 PM): yee-hoo i'm a Cock!
Poke00210 (10:17:38 PM): Fly to Manila!!!
Poke00210 (10:17:58 PM): province of Cavite!
Poke00210 (10:18:22 PM): It's a Roadblock!
Poke00210 (10:18:28 PM): USELESS
Poke00210 (10:18:34 PM): AND OH MAN, YOU'RE A PUSSY
Poke00210 (10:18:42 PM): Pussy/Nicole
Poke00210 (10:19:05 PM): oh Chip/Useless, i wonder who's gonna do the roadblock
Poke00210 (10:19:10 PM): no i really don't
Poke00210 (10:19:26 PM): whoa, they can bolster a *huge* lead
Poke00210 (10:19:31 PM): "*huge* lead"
Poke00210 (10:19:45 PM): luckily i pre-empted her by a split second
Poke00210 (10:19:49 PM): oh why don't you pray?
Poke00210 (10:20:13 PM): oh, he didn't pray
Poke00210 (10:20:32 PM): that cock and his hot texan GF are efficient
Poke00210 (10:20:41 PM): YOU USELESS BITCH
Poke00210 (10:20:53 PM): she doesn't even read the roadblock before pointing to Chip
Poke00210 (10:20:59 PM): OK *now* are you ggonna pray?
Poke00210 (10:21:19 PM): what a tard
Poke00210 (10:21:24 PM): God is funny
Poke00210 (10:22:02 PM): yeah, nice job measuring, black dude
Poke00210 (10:22:19 PM): oh whoa, the *black* dude was jesussing
Poke00210 (10:22:32 PM): bowling moms now @ the roadblock
Poke00210 (10:22:50 PM): nice job non-useless
Poke00210 (10:24:06 PM): umm, yeah the mom's aren't gonna win the race
Poke00210 (10:25:04 PM): whoa, linda was fast on the bridge
Poke00210 (10:25:12 PM): push her off then!
Poke00210 (10:25:41 PM): that would suck if they made Phil go all the way back to that bridge to eliminate the bowling moms
Poke00210 (10:28:34 PM): OK linda is the blonde
Poke00210 (10:28:56 PM): yeah, there's gonna be a bottleneck in the philippines
Poke00210 (10:29:00 PM): wacky Filipinos
Poke00210 (10:29:56 PM): ha ha, you missed the Manila flight
Poke00210 (10:30:26 PM): that's one ugly-assed airport
Poke00210 (10:30:32 PM): weird puke-green carpet
Poke00210 (10:30:49 PM): i miss mirna
Poke00210 (10:30:59 PM): she sooo needed a jimmy spanking
Poke00210 (10:31:05 PM): ooh hi texas
Poke00210 (10:31:48 PM): ha ha, they caught up w/the Cock
Poke00210 (10:32:01 PM): ha ha, they bottlenecked
Poke00210 (10:32:04 PM): eat it, cock
Poke00210 (10:32:23 PM): Hong Kong to Manila!
Poke00210 (10:32:37 PM): wacky filipino
Poke00210 (10:32:47 PM): yeah cock, eat it
Poke00210 (10:33:07 PM): dude, i was at that airport
Poke00210 (10:33:26 PM): ooh yeah Yield!
Poke00210 (10:33:32 PM): only on teams behind
Poke00210 (10:33:51 PM): cock/christie are like the lakers!
Poke00210 (10:33:58 PM): they're a bunch of cocks
Poke00210 (10:34:23 PM): yay impovershed filipinos
Poke00210 (10:34:40 PM): get in there uselessyeah do it
Poke00210 (10:34:47 PM): Yield the Cock!
Poke00210 (10:35:05 PM): Jeep-e-ney!
Poke00210 (10:35:30 PM): LOL that jeepney said imus
Poke00210 (10:35:42 PM): but tha'ts not don imus
Poke00210 (10:35:51 PM): my parents say there's a town called Imus
Poke00210 (10:36:06 PM): dad: they should've made them eat balut!
Poke00210 (10:38:24 PM): yeah eat it COCK
Poke00210 (10:38:37 PM): TOO BAD, COCKMASTER
Poke00210 (10:38:47 PM): what a psycho-cock
Poke00210 (10:39:01 PM): "baby, get out"
Poke00210 (10:39:23 PM): aww yeah bowling moms
Poke00210 (10:39:31 PM): whoa, Linda/Karen in first place
Poke00210 (10:39:40 PM): take jeepney to Victoria
Poke00210 (10:39:50 PM): Field behind Giant Duck!
Poke00210 (10:40:16 PM): Hello dere! Dis am the Giant Duck!
Poke00210 (10:40:29 PM): bowling moms beat you because you're married to USELESS GIRL
Poke00210 (10:42:54 PM): yeah nice job dumb bitch, *NEVER GET BETWEEN A FILIPINO AND HIS HORN*
Poke00210 (10:43:20 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons
Poke00210 (10:43:32 PM): Plow or Fowl
Poke00210 (10:43:38 PM): yay caribou!
Poke00210 (10:43:47 PM): LOL or herd 1000 ducks
Poke00210 (10:44:00 PM): aww yeah wacky filipino ducks
Poke00210 (10:44:05 PM): wonder if they understand tagalog
Poke00210 (10:44:17 PM): oh that caribou looks pissed
Poke00210 (10:44:35 PM): oh yeah they played unfair, because YIELDS AREN'T IN THE RULES
Poke00210 (10:44:37 PM): CUNT
Poke00210 (10:45:18 PM): teams must now make way to manila to Coconut Palace
Poke00210 (10:45:44 PM): MOMS BOWLING
Poke00210 (10:46:04 PM): stupid twins would've tried the duck thing
Poke00210 (10:46:16 PM): "chip was moving too fast for me"
Poke00210 (10:46:21 PM): THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE USELESS
Poke00210 (10:47:01 PM): ooh hi texas
Poke00210 (10:47:48 PM): oh that caribou looks hellapissed
Poke00210 (10:48:01 PM): get in there you dumb bitch
Poke00210 (10:48:28 PM): "No, in this field! My ox is broken! This is bull---!"
Poke00210 (10:48:51 PM): dumb bitch you should help him, huh
Poke00210 (10:49:13 PM): "listen to yourself, no wonder you can't control him"
Poke00210 (10:49:19 PM): "Oh my god, i hate you"
Poke00210 (10:49:55 PM): OK it's a black/white racial comedy with queen latifah and jimmy fallon
Poke00210 (10:50:06 PM): which one of my friends is stupid enough to want to see this with me?
Poke00210 (10:50:36 PM): well, i suppose i don't want to see it... not sure how this was beaten out by Butterfly Effect
Poke00210 (10:50:55 PM): should've called that movie "Dude, Where's my Crack H
Poke00210 (10:51:01 PM): Crack Whore"
Poke00210 (10:51:04 PM): dammit
Poke00210 (10:51:51 PM): why have i not been excited about survivor since my super-senior semester?
Poke00210 (10:52:32 PM): what a cockmaster of a commercial
Poke00210 (10:52:37 PM): wonder how LAX turned out
Poke00210 (10:52:47 PM): "Oh my God... I hate you!"
Poke00210 (10:53:41 PM): "Stupid ox! No!"
Poke00210 (10:53:50 PM): "Get the f--- over here and have a look!"
Poke00210 (10:54:01 PM): you are such a COCK
Poke00210 (10:54:18 PM): yeah, get off the bus and find a taxi
Poke00210 (10:54:28 PM): don't do it you fucking cock-tard
Poke00210 (10:55:20 PM): and now they've all decided to flag taxis
Poke00210 (10:55:48 PM): Wacky Filipino
Poke00210 (10:56:12 PM): "we have no choice but to break the law"
Poke00210 (10:56:50 PM): LOL "it's in teh lord's hands, right" (cut to: filipino catholic rear mirror hanging
Poke00210 (10:56:51 PM): )
Poke00210 (10:57:03 PM): (cut to: chick in maria clara)
Poke00210 (10:57:12 PM): Chip/Useless, team #1!
Poke00210 (10:57:25 PM): some good news for (them)
Poke00210 (10:57:30 PM): ooh, hawaii vacation
Poke00210 (10:57:50 PM): rosary
Poke00210 (10:58:12 PM): whoa, Linda/Karen team #2!
Poke00210 (10:59:00 PM): Pussy/Nicole "thank you Lord" team #3
Poke00210 (10:59:22 PM): oh yes yes, Cock/Christie with the nice legs and ass Last Team to Arrive
Poke00210 (10:59:24 PM): but...
Poke00210 (10:59:27 PM): wait for it
Poke00210 (10:59:49 PM): fuck that "i'm pleased to tell you it's non-elimination"
Poke00210 (10:59:58 PM): bullshit he's pleased to tell him that
Poke00210 (11:00:50 PM): ooh hi christie boobs
Poke00210 (11:00:59 PM): i want to put everything in you, ooh yeah
Poke00210 (11:01:21 PM): ohh!! they showed mirna/charla in hockey gear!
Poke00210 (11:03:42 PM): oh wait, that cute golfer chick is from Piedmont, CA.... right next door to 81 Glen!
Friday, September 17, 2004
Public - 4:38 PM
Some 33-y.o. dancer was dancing to Heart's "Magic Man" yesterday @ Zautica...
JIMMY (R - Chenelle, Devon): Oh man, I gotta fart real bad!
CHENELLE (U - Jimmy)(bewildered): What was that?!?
JIMMY: Oh man, they're playing Heart! That's so rad!
JIMMY (R - Chenelle, Devon): Oh man, I gotta fart real bad!
CHENELLE (U - Jimmy)(bewildered): What was that?!?
JIMMY: Oh man, they're playing Heart! That's so rad!
Wednesday, September 15, 2004
Public - 6:41 PM
Poke00210 - your friendly neighborhood ho-bag
acinerba2k - currently starring in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
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Poke00210 (6:24:04 PM): BRINT-GINA
acinerba2k (6:24:14 PM): mugatu-SUPPERS
Poke00210 (6:24:19 PM): LOL
acinerba2k (6:24:31 PM): waah-china?
Poke00210 (6:24:33 PM): OBEY MY DOG!
acinerba2k (6:24:37 PM): AHAHAHAHHAHAH
acinerba2k (6:25:15 PM): obey my piñot
acinerba2k (6:25:25 PM): or peenyot
Poke00210 (6:25:40 PM): observe and stand in awe of your SOGGINESS
acinerba2k (6:25:54 PM): i like wasoggy with my sushi
acinerba2k (6:26:07 PM): and by sushi, i mean fresh meat
acinerba2k (6:26:11 PM): and by fresh meat i mean...
acinerba2k (6:26:16 PM): PEENYOT!
Poke00210 (6:28:30 PM): whoa, i'm not sure if i opened my outlook all day
Poke00210 (6:29:07 PM): oops. e-mails from 8am this morning. just now being received
acinerba2k (6:29:19 PM): no kidding
Poke00210 (6:29:19 PM): GEORGE W. BU-GINA!
acinerba2k (6:29:28 PM): you got one from bushie?
Poke00210 (6:29:49 PM): no, i'm just commenting on your buddy icon
Poke00210 (6:30:03 PM): makes me want to rub my mangina on unsuspecting democrats
acinerba2k (6:30:19 PM): i was just rubbing my mangina on my hand
acinerba2k (6:30:24 PM): my hand is NOT a democrat though
acinerba2k (6:30:38 PM): wolo suppers
Poke00210 (6:30:41 PM): oh. look who just made the blog
acinerba2k (6:30:43 PM): GO BLUE
Poke00210 (6:30:56 PM): hey, is my buddy icon the anti-dodger thing?
acinerba2k (6:31:00 PM): DODGERS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
acinerba2k (6:31:01 PM): yeah it is
Poke00210 (6:31:08 PM): DODGERS ARE HELLA GAY!
acinerba2k (6:31:22 PM): so are you, but it's all good fungila
acinerba2k (6:31:45 PM): did i send you the article on quarterlife crisis?
Poke00210 (6:32:00 PM): yeah, good article
acinerba2k (6:32:04 PM): hellz ya
Poke00210 (6:32:05 PM): made me want to jaxor
acinerba2k (6:32:11 PM): on demon rats?
acinerba2k (6:32:51 PM): oh foshizzle my nizzle
acinerba2k (6:32:59 PM): my mail.app just crashed
acinerba2k (6:33:01 PM): WTFreak
acinerba2k (6:33:19 PM): oh wait it's ok
acinerba2k (6:33:23 PM): hm
acinerba2k (6:33:27 PM): something is still wrong though
Poke00210 (6:34:40 PM): Cmd-Alt-J-O while you restart
Poke00210 (6:36:39 PM): sorry
Poke00210 (6:36:51 PM): Cmd-Opt-J-O
Poke00210 (6:36:57 PM): using a POS dell
acinerba2k (6:37:31 PM): J and O, huh?
acinerba2k (6:37:42 PM): does that stand for...
acinerba2k (6:37:55 PM): James
Poke00210 (6:37:55 PM): stands for Jacks Or
Poke00210 (6:38:00 PM): LOL
acinerba2k (6:38:03 PM): AHHAHAAH
Poke00210 (6:38:05 PM): if you go to vegas
Poke00210 (6:38:12 PM): check out some of the video poker machines
Poke00210 (6:38:20 PM): they're called "Jacks or Better"
acinerba2k (6:38:21 PM): oh nice
acinerba2k (6:38:25 PM): JOB
Poke00210 (6:38:30 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (6:38:47 PM): JAXOR better
acinerba2k (6:38:54 PM): HAHAHAHHAHA
Poke00210 (6:38:56 PM): OK time to go home
acinerba2k (6:38:57 PM): dude you are soggier than i
Poke00210 (6:39:05 PM): you wish
acinerba2k - currently starring in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
**********
Poke00210 (6:24:04 PM): BRINT-GINA
acinerba2k (6:24:14 PM): mugatu-SUPPERS
Poke00210 (6:24:19 PM): LOL
acinerba2k (6:24:31 PM): waah-china?
Poke00210 (6:24:33 PM): OBEY MY DOG!
acinerba2k (6:24:37 PM): AHAHAHAHHAHAH
acinerba2k (6:25:15 PM): obey my piñot
acinerba2k (6:25:25 PM): or peenyot
Poke00210 (6:25:40 PM): observe and stand in awe of your SOGGINESS
acinerba2k (6:25:54 PM): i like wasoggy with my sushi
acinerba2k (6:26:07 PM): and by sushi, i mean fresh meat
acinerba2k (6:26:11 PM): and by fresh meat i mean...
acinerba2k (6:26:16 PM): PEENYOT!
Poke00210 (6:28:30 PM): whoa, i'm not sure if i opened my outlook all day
Poke00210 (6:29:07 PM): oops. e-mails from 8am this morning. just now being received
acinerba2k (6:29:19 PM): no kidding
Poke00210 (6:29:19 PM): GEORGE W. BU-GINA!
acinerba2k (6:29:28 PM): you got one from bushie?
Poke00210 (6:29:49 PM): no, i'm just commenting on your buddy icon
Poke00210 (6:30:03 PM): makes me want to rub my mangina on unsuspecting democrats
acinerba2k (6:30:19 PM): i was just rubbing my mangina on my hand
acinerba2k (6:30:24 PM): my hand is NOT a democrat though
acinerba2k (6:30:38 PM): wolo suppers
Poke00210 (6:30:41 PM): oh. look who just made the blog
acinerba2k (6:30:43 PM): GO BLUE
Poke00210 (6:30:56 PM): hey, is my buddy icon the anti-dodger thing?
acinerba2k (6:31:00 PM): DODGERS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
acinerba2k (6:31:01 PM): yeah it is
Poke00210 (6:31:08 PM): DODGERS ARE HELLA GAY!
acinerba2k (6:31:22 PM): so are you, but it's all good fungila
acinerba2k (6:31:45 PM): did i send you the article on quarterlife crisis?
Poke00210 (6:32:00 PM): yeah, good article
acinerba2k (6:32:04 PM): hellz ya
Poke00210 (6:32:05 PM): made me want to jaxor
acinerba2k (6:32:11 PM): on demon rats?
acinerba2k (6:32:51 PM): oh foshizzle my nizzle
acinerba2k (6:32:59 PM): my mail.app just crashed
acinerba2k (6:33:01 PM): WTFreak
acinerba2k (6:33:19 PM): oh wait it's ok
acinerba2k (6:33:23 PM): hm
acinerba2k (6:33:27 PM): something is still wrong though
Poke00210 (6:34:40 PM): Cmd-Alt-J-O while you restart
Poke00210 (6:36:39 PM): sorry
Poke00210 (6:36:51 PM): Cmd-Opt-J-O
Poke00210 (6:36:57 PM): using a POS dell
acinerba2k (6:37:31 PM): J and O, huh?
acinerba2k (6:37:42 PM): does that stand for...
acinerba2k (6:37:55 PM): James
Poke00210 (6:37:55 PM): stands for Jacks Or
Poke00210 (6:38:00 PM): LOL
acinerba2k (6:38:03 PM): AHHAHAAH
Poke00210 (6:38:05 PM): if you go to vegas
Poke00210 (6:38:12 PM): check out some of the video poker machines
Poke00210 (6:38:20 PM): they're called "Jacks or Better"
acinerba2k (6:38:21 PM): oh nice
acinerba2k (6:38:25 PM): JOB
Poke00210 (6:38:30 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (6:38:47 PM): JAXOR better
acinerba2k (6:38:54 PM): HAHAHAHHAHA
Poke00210 (6:38:56 PM): OK time to go home
acinerba2k (6:38:57 PM): dude you are soggier than i
Poke00210 (6:39:05 PM): you wish
Sunday, September 12, 2004
Public - 7:34 PM
Poke00210 (6:32:40 PM): hello dere!
“Poke00210” is away from the computer as of 6:32:56 PM.
Poke00210 (6:34:10 PM): OK i think i cued it up correctly
Poke00210 (6:34:17 PM): oh yay Big Brother 5
Poke00210 (6:34:34 PM): what an idiotic show
Poke00210 (6:35:15 PM): the amazing race is nice and simple. Point A. Point B.
Poke00210 (6:35:19 PM): sometimes there's caviar
Poke00210 (6:35:22 PM): making bricks
Poke00210 (6:35:43 PM): Cock and his hot GF christie
Poke00210 (6:36:07 PM): except that one segment last week when i had to explain the yield, fast forward, and a roadblock in a span of two minutes
Poke00210 (6:38:16 PM): OK please to be getting to the Amazing Race
Poke00210 (6:38:46 PM): yay another survivor
Poke00210 (6:38:54 PM): Previously on The Amazing Race!
Poke00210 (6:39:16 PM): la la la, calcutta, bricks, fast forward, no shaving heads
Poke00210 (6:39:23 PM): "i'm such an idiot!"
Poke00210 (6:39:36 PM): yay, silly indians pushing a taxi!
Poke00210 (6:39:57 PM): oh, useless-girl, are you just the brains in the operation?
Poke00210 (6:40:00 PM): USELESS CITY
Poke00210 (6:40:11 PM): A!!! MAZE!! ING!!
Poke00210 (6:40:13 PM): AMAZING!
Poke00210 (6:40:18 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (6:40:19 PM): AMAZING!
Poke00210 (6:40:26 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (6:40:30 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (6:40:35 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (6:40:43 PM): A!! MAZE! ING! AMAZING
Poke00210 (6:40:47 PM): AMAZING!
Poke00210 (6:42:19 PM): OK this aflac commercial is funny
Poke00210 (6:42:27 PM): and not because there are chicks in a pool
Poke00210 (6:44:11 PM): what kind of a tard movie is that?
Poke00210 (6:44:18 PM): "revenge of the middle aged woman"
Poke00210 (6:44:22 PM): This is Calcutta, India
Poke00210 (6:44:36 PM): oh yes, ninth pit stip
Poke00210 (6:44:38 PM): stop
Poke00210 (6:45:30 PM): LOL you have no money, bitch
Poke00210 (6:45:36 PM): you can sell your gf
Poke00210 (6:45:46 PM): coock/christie first to depart 2:35 am
Poke00210 (6:45:59 PM): "fly to auckland, new zealand," said Cock
Poke00210 (6:46:04 PM): go to some museum
Poke00210 (6:46:19 PM): oh yes yes, must go to a travel agency
Poke00210 (6:46:43 PM): chip/kim seciond to depart 2:37am
Poke00210 (6:47:37 PM): whoa, the travel agency is open @ 230am?
Poke00210 (6:48:28 PM): linda/karen 3rd to depart 3:35am?
Poke00210 (6:49:03 PM): ha ha bottleneck until 7am
Poke00210 (6:49:12 PM): hey, i have that shirt
Poke00210 (6:49:41 PM): kami/karli fourth to depart man i missed the time
Poke00210 (6:49:55 PM): SPOILER ALERT: pity about the twins
Poke00210 (6:50:06 PM): oh crap, gonna run out of battery
Poke00210 (6:50:42 PM): OK that was close
Poke00210 (6:50:48 PM): don't think imissed anything though\
Poke00210 (6:51:26 PM): and there it is!!! brandon/nicole last to leave, missed the time, and they mentioned the Lord!
Poke00210 (6:52:38 PM): aww yeah, going the singapore airlines route
Poke00210 (6:53:14 PM): stupid cock
Poke00210 (6:53:17 PM): i hate that guy
Poke00210 (6:53:24 PM): KEVIN BACON LOOKING PIECE OF SHIT
Poke00210 (6:55:17 PM): bowling moms have a different flight?
Poke00210 (6:55:37 PM): can't quite sort all these flights out, but luckily Phil sorts it out for you
Poke00210 (6:55:45 PM): Calcutta to Bangkok
Poke00210 (6:56:06 PM): linda/karen: auckland via kuala lumpur
Poke00210 (6:56:42 PM): umm, yeah nice job twins
Poke00210 (6:56:57 PM): cock/christie: auckland via singapore
Poke00210 (6:57:48 PM): chip/useless, brandon/nicole: ... OK they didn't leave before the commercial
Poke00210 (6:58:12 PM): i was trying to preempt phil's recap but he didn't do it and now there's a stupid gap commercial w/lenny kravitz?
Poke00210 (7:01:02 PM): are you crying? there's no crying in the Amazing Race
Poke00210 (7:01:29 PM): twins running the to the gate
Poke00210 (7:01:34 PM): dammmit, they mae it
Poke00210 (7:01:38 PM): dammit they made it
Poke00210 (7:02:04 PM): brandon/nicole, chip/useless, kami/karli: sydney
Poke00210 (7:02:13 PM): then they're splitting up to new zealand
Poke00210 (7:03:28 PM): yeah, you should let your useless wife navigate
Poke00210 (7:03:37 PM): linda/karen last again
Poke00210 (7:03:46 PM): SPOILER ALERT: don't worry about it
Poke00210 (7:04:36 PM): ooh hot new zealandic hotel chick
Poke00210 (7:04:56 PM): Rotorua museum
Poke00210 (7:05:11 PM): Yield!
Poke00210 (7:05:26 PM): teams can force another team to stop
Poke00210 (7:05:30 PM): Detour!
Poke00210 (7:05:41 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons
Poke00210 (7:05:59 PM): Clean or Dirty
Poke00210 (7:06:09 PM): Sledge down a river
Poke00210 (7:06:15 PM): or search for shit in a mud pit
Poke00210 (7:06:41 PM): ha ha, you had to give cock the map
Poke00210 (7:07:14 PM): ooh she has nice legs
Poke00210 (7:07:27 PM): that's retarded, why doesn't anybody use the yield?
Poke00210 (7:07:36 PM): are you a little girl?
Poke00210 (7:07:53 PM): well yeah, what with nicki hitting her head because she's a dumbass
Poke00210 (7:08:15 PM): yay bowling moms
Poke00210 (7:08:44 PM): well its about damn time, yes use the yield you choadstain
Poke00210 (7:08:50 PM): and hello texas-ass
Poke00210 (7:09:09 PM): ooh run nicole
Poke00210 (7:10:05 PM): yeah nice job dumbasses, you're stuck playing in mud again
Poke00210 (7:10:32 PM): can't believe you're in second place right now
Poke00210 (7:10:59 PM): LOL where'd she go?
Poke00210 (7:11:41 PM): Teams must now drive themselves 20 miles to Matapara Farms to receive their next clue
Poke00210 (7:12:14 PM): you are a pigfucker
Poke00210 (7:12:26 PM): stupid chip, you're lucky they're going to lose
Poke00210 (7:12:50 PM): "chip has redeemed himself?" you bitch, when did he wrong you?
Poke00210 (7:13:15 PM): well yeah dumbass, you're lucky, like i was saying
Poke00210 (7:17:18 PM): oh just do it wacky bowling moms
Poke00210 (7:17:32 PM): dat's some big moms
Poke00210 (7:18:56 PM): oh she made it!
Poke00210 (7:18:59 PM): nice job bowling mom
Poke00210 (7:19:33 PM): good call with the finding shit challenges, brandon
Poke00210 (7:19:45 PM): A Roadblock is a task that only one person can perform
Poke00210 (7:20:20 PM): they have to get in a zorb?
Poke00210 (7:20:26 PM): what a cock
Poke00210 (7:20:33 PM): yeah fuck you cock
Poke00210 (7:21:12 PM): yeah fuck you cock
Poke00210 (7:21:27 PM): cock/christie team #1
Poke00210 (7:21:36 PM): WTF they win another fucking trip?
Poke00210 (7:22:39 PM): wow bowling moms in 2nd
Poke00210 (7:22:51 PM): linda/karen team #2
Poke00210 (7:22:58 PM): i still can't tell which one is which
Poke00210 (7:23:06 PM): oh linda is the blonde one?
Poke00210 (7:23:20 PM): ha ha brandon and nicole still doing the mud thing
Poke00210 (7:24:00 PM): "we realized we made a horrendous mistake"
Poke00210 (7:24:53 PM): OK dad's fast forwarding it
Poke00210 (7:25:34 PM): LOL he fell
Poke00210 (7:25:45 PM): "the Lord's got control of our lives"
Poke00210 (7:25:51 PM): AND NOW HE'S PRAYING
Poke00210 (7:26:19 PM): DON'T BE FOOLED: THAT WAS A COINCIDENCE
Poke00210 (7:26:31 PM): oh stupid stupid stupid twins
Poke00210 (7:26:42 PM): are they doing the mud thing too?
Poke00210 (7:26:49 PM): oh man *this* is why they lose
Poke00210 (7:28:11 PM): brandon/nicole team #3
Poke00210 (7:29:19 PM): whoa, they found it
Poke00210 (7:29:28 PM): this should be closer than i thought
Poke00210 (7:30:01 PM): in hindsight, chip is very close that he didn't need the yield
Poke00210 (7:30:07 PM): oh the suspense
Poke00210 (7:30:11 PM): oh its useless
Poke00210 (7:30:22 PM): useless: "roadblock, you're gonna do it, right?"
Poke00210 (7:30:39 PM): you useless bitch
Poke00210 (7:30:48 PM): chip/useless team #4
Poke00210 (7:31:01 PM): man that chick is so useless
Poke00210 (7:31:22 PM): LOL did kami/karli get lost?
Poke00210 (7:31:39 PM): kami/karli last team to arrive
Poke00210 (7:31:49 PM): Sorry to tell you've both beeen eliminated from the race
Poke00210 (7:32:25 PM): Stay chuned from scenes from our next episode
Poke00210 (7:32:59 PM): ooh expedia commercial
Poke00210 (7:33:28 PM): ooh expedia commercial again
Poke00210 (7:33:56 PM): On the Next episode of The Amazing Race
Poke00210 (7:34:19 PM): cock/christie, melt down in Manila! with a caribou!
Poke00210 (7:34:27 PM): gonna be sweet!
“Poke00210” is away from the computer as of 6:32:56 PM.
Poke00210 (6:34:10 PM): OK i think i cued it up correctly
Poke00210 (6:34:17 PM): oh yay Big Brother 5
Poke00210 (6:34:34 PM): what an idiotic show
Poke00210 (6:35:15 PM): the amazing race is nice and simple. Point A. Point B.
Poke00210 (6:35:19 PM): sometimes there's caviar
Poke00210 (6:35:22 PM): making bricks
Poke00210 (6:35:43 PM): Cock and his hot GF christie
Poke00210 (6:36:07 PM): except that one segment last week when i had to explain the yield, fast forward, and a roadblock in a span of two minutes
Poke00210 (6:38:16 PM): OK please to be getting to the Amazing Race
Poke00210 (6:38:46 PM): yay another survivor
Poke00210 (6:38:54 PM): Previously on The Amazing Race!
Poke00210 (6:39:16 PM): la la la, calcutta, bricks, fast forward, no shaving heads
Poke00210 (6:39:23 PM): "i'm such an idiot!"
Poke00210 (6:39:36 PM): yay, silly indians pushing a taxi!
Poke00210 (6:39:57 PM): oh, useless-girl, are you just the brains in the operation?
Poke00210 (6:40:00 PM): USELESS CITY
Poke00210 (6:40:11 PM): A!!! MAZE!! ING!!
Poke00210 (6:40:13 PM): AMAZING!
Poke00210 (6:40:18 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (6:40:19 PM): AMAZING!
Poke00210 (6:40:26 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (6:40:30 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (6:40:35 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (6:40:43 PM): A!! MAZE! ING! AMAZING
Poke00210 (6:40:47 PM): AMAZING!
Poke00210 (6:42:19 PM): OK this aflac commercial is funny
Poke00210 (6:42:27 PM): and not because there are chicks in a pool
Poke00210 (6:44:11 PM): what kind of a tard movie is that?
Poke00210 (6:44:18 PM): "revenge of the middle aged woman"
Poke00210 (6:44:22 PM): This is Calcutta, India
Poke00210 (6:44:36 PM): oh yes, ninth pit stip
Poke00210 (6:44:38 PM): stop
Poke00210 (6:45:30 PM): LOL you have no money, bitch
Poke00210 (6:45:36 PM): you can sell your gf
Poke00210 (6:45:46 PM): coock/christie first to depart 2:35 am
Poke00210 (6:45:59 PM): "fly to auckland, new zealand," said Cock
Poke00210 (6:46:04 PM): go to some museum
Poke00210 (6:46:19 PM): oh yes yes, must go to a travel agency
Poke00210 (6:46:43 PM): chip/kim seciond to depart 2:37am
Poke00210 (6:47:37 PM): whoa, the travel agency is open @ 230am?
Poke00210 (6:48:28 PM): linda/karen 3rd to depart 3:35am?
Poke00210 (6:49:03 PM): ha ha bottleneck until 7am
Poke00210 (6:49:12 PM): hey, i have that shirt
Poke00210 (6:49:41 PM): kami/karli fourth to depart man i missed the time
Poke00210 (6:49:55 PM): SPOILER ALERT: pity about the twins
Poke00210 (6:50:06 PM): oh crap, gonna run out of battery
Poke00210 (6:50:42 PM): OK that was close
Poke00210 (6:50:48 PM): don't think imissed anything though\
Poke00210 (6:51:26 PM): and there it is!!! brandon/nicole last to leave, missed the time, and they mentioned the Lord!
Poke00210 (6:52:38 PM): aww yeah, going the singapore airlines route
Poke00210 (6:53:14 PM): stupid cock
Poke00210 (6:53:17 PM): i hate that guy
Poke00210 (6:53:24 PM): KEVIN BACON LOOKING PIECE OF SHIT
Poke00210 (6:55:17 PM): bowling moms have a different flight?
Poke00210 (6:55:37 PM): can't quite sort all these flights out, but luckily Phil sorts it out for you
Poke00210 (6:55:45 PM): Calcutta to Bangkok
Poke00210 (6:56:06 PM): linda/karen: auckland via kuala lumpur
Poke00210 (6:56:42 PM): umm, yeah nice job twins
Poke00210 (6:56:57 PM): cock/christie: auckland via singapore
Poke00210 (6:57:48 PM): chip/useless, brandon/nicole: ... OK they didn't leave before the commercial
Poke00210 (6:58:12 PM): i was trying to preempt phil's recap but he didn't do it and now there's a stupid gap commercial w/lenny kravitz?
Poke00210 (7:01:02 PM): are you crying? there's no crying in the Amazing Race
Poke00210 (7:01:29 PM): twins running the to the gate
Poke00210 (7:01:34 PM): dammmit, they mae it
Poke00210 (7:01:38 PM): dammit they made it
Poke00210 (7:02:04 PM): brandon/nicole, chip/useless, kami/karli: sydney
Poke00210 (7:02:13 PM): then they're splitting up to new zealand
Poke00210 (7:03:28 PM): yeah, you should let your useless wife navigate
Poke00210 (7:03:37 PM): linda/karen last again
Poke00210 (7:03:46 PM): SPOILER ALERT: don't worry about it
Poke00210 (7:04:36 PM): ooh hot new zealandic hotel chick
Poke00210 (7:04:56 PM): Rotorua museum
Poke00210 (7:05:11 PM): Yield!
Poke00210 (7:05:26 PM): teams can force another team to stop
Poke00210 (7:05:30 PM): Detour!
Poke00210 (7:05:41 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons
Poke00210 (7:05:59 PM): Clean or Dirty
Poke00210 (7:06:09 PM): Sledge down a river
Poke00210 (7:06:15 PM): or search for shit in a mud pit
Poke00210 (7:06:41 PM): ha ha, you had to give cock the map
Poke00210 (7:07:14 PM): ooh she has nice legs
Poke00210 (7:07:27 PM): that's retarded, why doesn't anybody use the yield?
Poke00210 (7:07:36 PM): are you a little girl?
Poke00210 (7:07:53 PM): well yeah, what with nicki hitting her head because she's a dumbass
Poke00210 (7:08:15 PM): yay bowling moms
Poke00210 (7:08:44 PM): well its about damn time, yes use the yield you choadstain
Poke00210 (7:08:50 PM): and hello texas-ass
Poke00210 (7:09:09 PM): ooh run nicole
Poke00210 (7:10:05 PM): yeah nice job dumbasses, you're stuck playing in mud again
Poke00210 (7:10:32 PM): can't believe you're in second place right now
Poke00210 (7:10:59 PM): LOL where'd she go?
Poke00210 (7:11:41 PM): Teams must now drive themselves 20 miles to Matapara Farms to receive their next clue
Poke00210 (7:12:14 PM): you are a pigfucker
Poke00210 (7:12:26 PM): stupid chip, you're lucky they're going to lose
Poke00210 (7:12:50 PM): "chip has redeemed himself?" you bitch, when did he wrong you?
Poke00210 (7:13:15 PM): well yeah dumbass, you're lucky, like i was saying
Poke00210 (7:17:18 PM): oh just do it wacky bowling moms
Poke00210 (7:17:32 PM): dat's some big moms
Poke00210 (7:18:56 PM): oh she made it!
Poke00210 (7:18:59 PM): nice job bowling mom
Poke00210 (7:19:33 PM): good call with the finding shit challenges, brandon
Poke00210 (7:19:45 PM): A Roadblock is a task that only one person can perform
Poke00210 (7:20:20 PM): they have to get in a zorb?
Poke00210 (7:20:26 PM): what a cock
Poke00210 (7:20:33 PM): yeah fuck you cock
Poke00210 (7:21:12 PM): yeah fuck you cock
Poke00210 (7:21:27 PM): cock/christie team #1
Poke00210 (7:21:36 PM): WTF they win another fucking trip?
Poke00210 (7:22:39 PM): wow bowling moms in 2nd
Poke00210 (7:22:51 PM): linda/karen team #2
Poke00210 (7:22:58 PM): i still can't tell which one is which
Poke00210 (7:23:06 PM): oh linda is the blonde one?
Poke00210 (7:23:20 PM): ha ha brandon and nicole still doing the mud thing
Poke00210 (7:24:00 PM): "we realized we made a horrendous mistake"
Poke00210 (7:24:53 PM): OK dad's fast forwarding it
Poke00210 (7:25:34 PM): LOL he fell
Poke00210 (7:25:45 PM): "the Lord's got control of our lives"
Poke00210 (7:25:51 PM): AND NOW HE'S PRAYING
Poke00210 (7:26:19 PM): DON'T BE FOOLED: THAT WAS A COINCIDENCE
Poke00210 (7:26:31 PM): oh stupid stupid stupid twins
Poke00210 (7:26:42 PM): are they doing the mud thing too?
Poke00210 (7:26:49 PM): oh man *this* is why they lose
Poke00210 (7:28:11 PM): brandon/nicole team #3
Poke00210 (7:29:19 PM): whoa, they found it
Poke00210 (7:29:28 PM): this should be closer than i thought
Poke00210 (7:30:01 PM): in hindsight, chip is very close that he didn't need the yield
Poke00210 (7:30:07 PM): oh the suspense
Poke00210 (7:30:11 PM): oh its useless
Poke00210 (7:30:22 PM): useless: "roadblock, you're gonna do it, right?"
Poke00210 (7:30:39 PM): you useless bitch
Poke00210 (7:30:48 PM): chip/useless team #4
Poke00210 (7:31:01 PM): man that chick is so useless
Poke00210 (7:31:22 PM): LOL did kami/karli get lost?
Poke00210 (7:31:39 PM): kami/karli last team to arrive
Poke00210 (7:31:49 PM): Sorry to tell you've both beeen eliminated from the race
Poke00210 (7:32:25 PM): Stay chuned from scenes from our next episode
Poke00210 (7:32:59 PM): ooh expedia commercial
Poke00210 (7:33:28 PM): ooh expedia commercial again
Poke00210 (7:33:56 PM): On the Next episode of The Amazing Race
Poke00210 (7:34:19 PM): cock/christie, melt down in Manila! with a caribou!
Poke00210 (7:34:27 PM): gonna be sweet!
Tuesday, September 07, 2004
Public - 3:08 PM
EGIT cancelling for tonight, rescheduling for Thursday. She, too, just got back from LA; she hasn't settled in from her trip. I'm inclined to think this is a valid excuse, but you tell me??
i miss grace
Sunday, September 05, 2004
Public - 8:52 PM
Hello from lovely Santa Monica! We're headed to Glendora soon...
I miss Grace =(
I miss Grace =(
Friday, September 03, 2004
Public - 7:56 PM
Please to be noticing what time i'm leaving my jobsite on this the friday before the labor day weekend.
Oh that's right, 101 invoices approved from 3pm until 750pm
THE WEEKEND'S HERE, LET'S HAVE A CAN OF BEER!
Public - 2:50 PM
A couple of days ago, managed to secure a second date witih EGIT
FUCK YOU MICROSOFT WHY IS THIS FAGGOT DELL SO FUCKING SLOW?
FUCK YOU MICROSOFT WHY IS THIS FAGGOT DELL SO FUCKING SLOW?
