Tio Jaime: Aleph One

didn't put this on the SHoP. i think i've diluted it quite a bit. and really, the SHoP isn't frequented by 13 year old girls. gonna stop here before i write something really bad.

Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith

Gilmore Girls 26 April 2005

You are now in chat room “gg20050426.” TioJaime858 has entered the chat room. TioJaime858 (8:00:04 PM): oh yesh TioJaime858 (8:00:13 PM): oh yay rory has to meet the parents TioJaime858 (8:00:39 PM): oh great TioJaime858 (8:00:43 PM): just where i left it TioJaime858 (8:00:53 PM): WHY THE FUCK IS KIRK STILL THERE? TioJaime858 (8:01:12 PM): and they were all drunk TioJaime858 (8:01:14 PM): yay TioJaime858 (8:01:46 PM): "house of flying daggery but with vomiting" TioJaime858 (8:01:48 PM): great TioJaime858 (8:01:57 PM): you fucking tool TioJaime858 (8:02:05 PM): and why was kirk fucked up? TioJaime858 (8:03:26 PM): ooh and the moral is that rory is every so slowly moving away from lorelai TioJaime858 (8:03:31 PM): like we didn't see that from day one TioJaime858 (8:03:35 PM): of the whole damn series TioJaime858 (8:03:43 PM): and shit, i think i missed lauren graham in shorts in the opening sequence TioJaime858 (8:03:47 PM): ooh liza weil TioJaime858 (8:03:56 PM): she's lookin' all doe-eyed and top-heavy TioJaime858 (8:05:13 PM): wow monster-in-law... looks extra shitty TioJaime858 (8:05:17 PM): WTF? TioJaime858 (8:05:26 PM): a starburst-ganking arab TioJaime858 (8:05:28 PM): break TioJaime858 (8:05:31 PM): i mean great TioJaime858 (8:05:39 PM): that's kinda shitty TioJaime858 (8:05:49 PM): (my spelling error) TioJaime858 (8:05:52 PM): gonna peel my orange TioJaime858 (8:06:32 PM): great TioJaime858 (8:06:41 PM): johnny damon in a fucking sprint commercial TioJaime858 (8:07:05 PM): and logan is listening to gay-tastic music TioJaime858 (8:07:15 PM): yay she can't do this casual dating TioJaime858 (8:07:29 PM): and now she's trying to be witty TioJaime858 (8:07:56 PM): that was a shitty non sequitor TioJaime858 (8:08:14 PM): ooh she's not *doing* anything TioJaime858 (8:08:23 PM): oh she needs a taco TioJaime858 (8:08:36 PM): ooh yeah TioJaime858 (8:08:41 PM): second bathrobe TioJaime858 (8:08:49 PM): it's a chick TioJaime858 (8:08:58 PM): OH YEAH TioJaime858 (8:09:02 PM): DUDE SHE WAS HOT TioJaime858 (8:09:23 PM): grab her boobs TioJaime858 (8:09:25 PM): shit TioJaime858 (8:09:29 PM): sorry that was inappropriate TioJaime858 (8:09:48 PM): oh yay she has a new boyfriend! TioJaime858 (8:09:57 PM): "i think i'm gonna be an excellent boyfriend!" TioJaime858 (8:10:07 PM): he should get his last half-hour w/that hot skirt TioJaime858 (8:10:11 PM): oh it's doyle TioJaime858 (8:10:14 PM): in paris's bed TioJaime858 (8:10:16 PM): and he's dying TioJaime858 (8:11:06 PM): when you're hot, you're hot TioJaime858 (8:11:11 PM): when your'e not you're not TioJaime858 (8:11:20 PM): this show is gettinga bit too convoluted now TioJaime858 (8:11:28 PM): we haven't seen kirk in a few minutes TioJaime858 (8:11:32 PM): we're kinda overdue now TioJaime858 (8:11:37 PM): place bets now TioJaime858 (8:12:00 PM): will kirk appear in the next 0-2 minutes, 2-4 minutes, 4-6 minutes, or 6+ minutes? TioJaime858 (8:12:04 PM): PLACE BETS NOW TioJaime858 (8:12:52 PM): TioJaime858 (8:13:51 PM): LOL striking GSIs TioJaime858 (8:13:54 PM): how trite TioJaime858 (8:14:12 PM): ooh a hot blonde named honor TioJaime858 (8:14:16 PM): LOL sister TioJaime858 (8:14:20 PM): ooh hi TioJaime858 (8:14:36 PM): and she's getting married TioJaime858 (8:15:02 PM): yay for eccentric rich people TioJaime858 (8:15:32 PM): yay 80s reference TioJaime858 (8:16:02 PM): ooh, do you like her enough to have a lesbian gf-sister thing? TioJaime858 (8:17:16 PM): a mentos commercial which is going to give me nightmares now TioJaime858 (8:19:07 PM): and now a shitty Bust a Move parody for old navy TioJaime858 (8:19:09 PM): ooh hot blonde TioJaime858 (8:19:50 PM): me llamo manny TioJaime858 (8:20:32 PM): ooh yeah dead ton-ton TioJaime858 (8:20:45 PM): i can't jax0r to nanny TioJaime858 (8:21:06 PM): would've been funnier if they put him in a Suicide Girls tank top TioJaime858 (8:21:27 PM): and the inevitable sookie/luke scene TioJaime858 (8:22:08 PM): get bent sookie TioJaime858 (8:22:48 PM): oh somebody's there TioJaime858 (8:22:50 PM): it's rory TioJaime858 (8:22:53 PM): no kirk?!? TioJaime858 (8:23:06 PM): oh shit, it's been 6 mins, huh? TioJaime858 (8:23:24 PM): OK we're @ 11 minutes now TioJaime858 (8:23:40 PM): why is she scowling TioJaime858 (8:23:45 PM): that made herlook really old TioJaime858 (8:24:00 PM): rory is a shitty actress TioJaime858 (8:24:16 PM): that was a shitty scene TioJaime858 (8:24:42 PM): ooh yeah TioJaime858 (8:25:03 PM): fuck you luke dude! you're fucking w/my kitchen TioJaime858 (8:25:24 PM): ooh yeah luke getting mad TioJaime858 (8:25:48 PM): and STFU you sookie-skank TioJaime858 (8:25:58 PM): oh wow alexis bledel is hot TioJaime858 (8:26:27 PM): "sick people freak me out" TioJaime858 (8:26:31 PM): wow paris is pre-med TioJaime858 (8:26:35 PM): would've thought pre-law TioJaime858 (8:27:05 PM): GODDAM WHAT A NICE ASS TioJaime858 (8:27:56 PM): i wanna spank alexis bledel TioJaime858 (8:27:58 PM): hard TioJaime858 (8:28:34 PM): rhinestone penis? TioJaime858 (8:28:37 PM): wow TioJaime858 (8:28:49 PM): yeah good thing this show is popular w/jr. hs chicks TioJaime858 (8:29:23 PM): heh TioJaime858 (8:30:41 PM): wow nice house TioJaime858 (8:30:45 PM): nice rory TioJaime858 (8:31:00 PM): i didn't know keebler still made commercials TioJaime858 (8:31:20 PM): wow hi TioJaime858 (8:31:26 PM): wait, that chick's eyes were different colors TioJaime858 (8:31:31 PM): WHOA TioJaime858 (8:31:40 PM): was that that kate something-or-other? TioJaime858 (8:31:55 PM): oh hi baby soft mom TioJaime858 (8:32:37 PM): heh TioJaime858 (8:32:50 PM): smallville and jack and bobby yay TioJaime858 (8:32:55 PM): did i mention yay? TioJaime858 (8:33:00 PM): brb, gonna get som esjuice TioJaime858 (8:34:47 PM): and now they're back at the inn TioJaime858 (8:36:02 PM): eff you sookie you annoying cow TioJaime858 (8:39:20 PM): oh and they're pissed about rory? TioJaime858 (8:39:51 PM): what a cool little sequence TioJaime858 (8:39:57 PM): "I'm a gilmore, do they know that?" TioJaime858 (8:40:50 PM): heh TioJaime858 (8:41:29 PM): richard gilmore should hire some hard pipe-hitting niggers to go over and go to wokr on the neighborhood with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch TioJaime858 (8:41:57 PM): LOL TioJaime858 (8:42:02 PM): OK that was a good commercial TioJaime858 (8:42:06 PM): snuggly buggly boo TioJaime858 (8:43:21 PM): that's shitty GM TioJaime858 (8:43:28 PM): pushing OnStar "for the kids" TioJaime858 (8:43:29 PM): you assholes TioJaime858 (8:43:56 PM): rest assured that there's not another gilmore girls recap w/the f-bomb or the a-hole TioJaime858 (8:44:51 PM): cock-punch him TioJaime858 (8:45:03 PM): fuck you jackson you cockmaster TioJaime858 (8:45:46 PM): oh yeah huh there hasn't been a lot of lorelai in this episode TioJaime858 (8:45:53 PM): and that was a funny sequence TioJaime858 (8:46:01 PM): w/luke and lorelai TioJaime858 (8:46:15 PM): "eccentric couple version of The Amazing Race" TioJaime858 (8:47:30 PM): i'm gonna start up another room righ tnow TioJaime858 (8:49:02 PM): and logan is upset TioJaime858 (8:50:43 PM): oh that probably scored logan some pootie-tang points TioJaime858 (8:50:51 PM): some rory-tang, perhaps? TioJaime858 (8:52:05 PM): wow i guess that drunken bathroom scene was more important thani thought TioJaime858 (8:52:10 PM): they didn't really say too much about it TioJaime858 (8:52:50 PM): oh yay rory has a poster, "STOP THE WAR ON CHOICE" TioJaime858 (8:52:55 PM): that's not very subtle TioJaime858 (8:53:23 PM): yay for hollywood liberal cunts TioJaime858 (8:53:32 PM): oh yay TioJaime858 (8:53:50 PM): yeah duh he wasn't looking for logan TioJaime858 (8:54:56 PM): "why the hell not?" TioJaime858 (8:55:54 PM): oh yay rory's going to get anew job! TioJaime858 (8:56:08 PM): Gilmore Girl's.... Jumping the Shark edition TioJaime858 (8:56:42 PM): WHO SI THIES WEIRD CHICK W/DIFFERENT COLORED EYES TioJaime858 (8:56:47 PM): i'll ask makiko TioJaime858 (8:57:00 PM): fuck you you useless mastercard commercial TioJaime858 (8:57:53 PM): no next on gilmore girls? TioJaime858 (8:59:35 PM): i guess not TioJaime858 has left the chat room.