Tio Jaime: Aleph One

OK xanga.com can suck my ass. AGAIN. Can't even fucking format it's own text. Whenever I try to paste something here, it adds carriage returns. WTF, huh?

so instead of the entire e-mail, here's the last response from Lincoln

context: we're going to Todai for lunch today. I eat free, which translates to me and my friends eating at a discounted rate.

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Rafterman [mailto: [CENSORED]]
> Sent: Thursday, February 26, 2004 9:48 AM
> To: James [last name deleted]
> Subject: Re: Todai today? Tomorrow...
>
>
> Sounds good. I'm going to eat 2 lbs of meat.
>
> -Lincoln

OK that would've been funnier HAD XANGA LET ME POST THE E-MAILS FROM EARLIER IN THAT THREAD.

Fucking momos.

Later tonight, *WHEN I'M USING MY MACINTOSH* i'll go to xanga and unfuck the formtting. Dumb bastards.

special hello to Lincoln, Filipino Brent, Petros, MwHCock, DJ John and Grace who also are able to correctly format xanga.com postings on their macintoshes.

"Listen.  Understand.  That Terminator is out there.  It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with...it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear...and it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead."

Not sure why I was trying to hunt down this quote, but I did.  Seriously, I fucking forgot why the hell i wanted to find this quote.  And now that I have it, I have no recourse but to blog about it. 

Gimme a couple of minutes and I'll prepare a special Lincoln edition of the blog...

Dammit..

was gonna go bowling in vallejo on my lunch break, although i'm not sure if i'll make enough progress on my estimate to be able to do so...

was gonna blog earlier, wanna blog some more, but we've all  gotta wait

sit tight,

Tio Jaime

Oh this is hilarious!  Check out the second to last paragraph, but not before reading all the preceding paragraphs...

http://www.theonion.com/news.php?i=1&n=1

After taking the obligatory morning dump, I noticed that my underwear was also a construction plaid.  Except my green construction plaid shirt did not match my red construction plaid boxers. 

Good thing I'm wearing pants.

If Burberry made a hard hat, I'd get one for the VP. 

tio j

[update date=20050714 time=2056]

RishiB = dorm buddy, law student at Seton Hall University

poke00210 = James [last name deleted], EIT

*****

9:58 PM
RishiB: yo yo yo
poke00210: howdy hwody
RishiB: what u b up to?
poke00210: goofing off online... trying to download some nice screensaver
poke00210: and i found a magic 8-ball for my dock, but it's not wornking
poke00210: working
10:00 PM
RishiB: coocoo
RishiB: coo
RishiB: I am a little drunk
RishiB: I have to get up early
poke00210: ooh, i was gonna drink right now
RishiB: and my sleep cycle is off
poke00210: how many you had?
poke00210: i wanna catch up
RishiB: so I figured drinking would help
RishiB: 6
RishiB: beers
RishiB: where jou at?
poke00210: home
poke00210: no zoo tonight
RishiB: no nono
RishiB: how many dirnks
RishiB: drinks
poke00210: oh
poke00210: zero
poke00210: i can catch up real quick
poke00210: i'll have some shots
RishiB: thats a lot of caching up to do
poke00210: NP
RishiB: like my new icon?
RishiB: it's lionel
poke00210: i miss phil hartman
RishiB: me 2
RishiB: he was da bomb diggityh
poke00210: OK lemme get some drinky-drinky
RishiB: ok
RishiB: hurry
RishiB: you're so behind
RishiB: son
poke00210: plenty of time
poke00210: shots go fast
poke00210: you ever had fernet-branca?
10:05 PM
RishiB: no
RishiB: what is it?
poke00210: OK there's 1
poke00210: it's an italian liqueur... tastes like jager & vicks vapo-rub
RishiB: jager....
RishiB: eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
poke00210: thought you liked that hit
poke00210: shit
RishiB: that stuff gives me nightmqares
RishiB: i have gotten soo sick of it
poke00210: i'm @ 3
RishiB: whoo
poke00210: i miss you
RishiB: do you use iChat
poke00210: when you coming back dude?
poke00210: and you want in on orquiza's fantasy again?
poke00210: yeah, but not ichat av
RishiB: i miss you too good buddy
RishiB: oh hell yes
poke00210: shit, feeling the fernet now
poke00210: lemme send you the e-mail
RishiB: i ruled that league last year
RishiB: lincoln still owes me a burrito
poke00210: LOL
10:10 PM
poke00210: grewal.org
RishiB: yessum
RishiB: (CENSORED, if you want rishi's e-mail, ask me.  he asked that i remove it for fear of spam)
RishiB: got it
poke00210: OK i'm taking a break before #4
RishiB: ok
10:15 PM
RishiB: i need a woman
RishiB: soooooo bad
RishiB: help james
RishiB: find me a nice sikh gril
RishiB: girl
poke00210: fuck dude
poke00210: you're asking the wrong jimmy
RishiB: whose the right jimmy?
poke00210: i'm sure you know more than one jimmy
poke00210: ask the other one
RishiB: no
RishiB: no more jimmys
RishiB: i follow the indian friend rule when dealing w/ jimmy's
RishiB: no more than one
poke00210: serious?
poke00210: shit
poke00210: tell mitchell
poke00210: he has another friend name james
RishiB: ok, I just pounded number 7, so i am doen
poke00210: shit
poke00210: OK here's 4....
RishiB: down the hatch
RishiB: booyah
poke00210: standby for 5
RishiB: whoa
RishiB: slow down
RishiB: I'm about to go to sleep, so no ruch
RishiB: rush
10:20 PM
poke00210: 5
RishiB: man
RishiB: switching to apple was the best thing i've done
poke00210: letting megan leave was the best thing i've done
RishiB: i agree
RishiB: man
RishiB: she was such a bitch-a rooney dooney
poke00210: fuck dude, you realize that i would've been married to that if she hadn't gotten balls and left me?
RishiB: that is so scary
RishiB: who
RishiB: whoa
poke00210: crazy cunt of a woman
RishiB: man
RishiB: i still remember the time we were playing monopoly and your pager went off
poke00210: LOL
RishiB: and we were so scared it was her
poke00210: oh fuck that was some funny shit
RishiB: and you had broken up like 6 months before
RishiB: i just cracked #8
poke00210: fuck that was one shitty bullet i dodged there
RishiB: that was a bad idea
poke00210: hold on, lemme take #6
10:25 PM
RishiB: oh man
RishiB: i really need to get some ass
RishiB: you need iCaht
RishiB: ichat av
RishiB: so we could chat
RishiB: audio style
RishiB: you hit #6 yet?
poke00210: perhaps this was a bad idea
The person is not currently online.
poke00210: yeah had #6 three minutes ago
poke00210: check it out on my blog
poke00210: i have a series of toasts for the first 12 shots of fernet-branca
10:30 PM
RishiB: where's your blog??
poke00210: www.xanga.com/tiojaime
poke00210: lotsa strip club references... caveat
poke00210: wait, do you have a blog?
RishiB: no
poke00210: it's pretty lametastic... two people read it
RishiB: i have iBlog for .mac users, was free
poke00210: hey cool
poke00210: OK lemme have #7
RishiB: that was fast
RishiB: your gonna get sick
poke00210: eh
poke00210: it's fernet-branca
RishiB: whose grace?
RishiB: and pearl and mikhaila
RishiB: and catrina and chenelle
RishiB: ???
poke00210: strippers
RishiB: oh, nice
poke00210: there's a specific order of toasts
poke00210: actually, grace and pearl are the same person... she uses different names @ different clubs
RishiB: whoa
poke00210: Why the Fuck did you let me go to the zoo soooooo many moons ago
poke00210: fuck dude
RishiB: sorry dog
poke00210: s'all good, baby baby
RishiB: i should never have taken you
poke00210: no dude
RishiB: look at what i started
poke00210: it's soo bad
poke00210: oh shit!
poke00210: the first lapdance i bought
poke00210: from Cory
poke00210: she dances @ our club nowadays... she's one of my favorites
poke00210: she's *old*
10:35 PM
RishiB: even jay has calmed down on the clubs
RishiB: he got himslef a respectable woman
poke00210: oh that's good
poke00210: sikh?
RishiB: yessum
poke00210: oh jesus
poke00210: jimmy drunk!
RishiB: MwHCock too!!!
poke00210: fuck, we've never been drunk together
poke00210: until now
poke00210: all of our drinking was prelude to this moment
RishiB: nice
poke00210: OK i think i'm done for tonight
RishiB: coo
RishiB: we be drunk together
RishiB: from across the country
RishiB: who
poke00210: oh shit
poke00210: i'm done baby
poke00210: fuck
poke00210: my scalp is tingly
RishiB: http://homepage.mac.com/RishiB/iblog/index.html
10:40 PM
poke00210: Ok i've cross-referenced your blog to my blog
RishiB: nice
poke00210: oh shit, i didn't see the "megan is a bitch" part
poke00210: LOL
poke00210: oh fuck that's teh funniest thing i've read in teh past year
RishiB: word
RishiB: i just added that part
RishiB: i tought you'd like it
poke00210: that dumb cunt
poke00210: i saw her dad a couple of times @ cal games
poke00210: once in seatle
poke00210: i was drunk, i told him, "you're a good guy. i miss you"
poke00210: i wanted to tell him, "shit, man, having to live w/your wife and two daughters, i can see why you were driven to the bottle"
RishiB: he was driven to the bottle?
poke00210: he was a drunk... megan's mom threatened to leave unless he sobered up
poke00210: i'd fuck megan's mom in teh bed of my truck
RishiB: nice
10:45 PM
poke00210: i wanna spank megan's sister
poke00210: she was model-quality
RishiB: me too
poke00210: WTF why do i always choose the wrong fucking sister?
RishiB: i saw her on her picture once
poke00210: where?
RishiB: or her picture
RishiB: not sure
poke00210: yeah she was a fucking scorchcake
poke00210: not sure what the fuck was wrong w/'megan
poke00210: dumb cunt-tard
RishiB: brb
RishiB: was having some im problem
RishiB: sorry
RishiB: ok
poke00210: you sign up for orquiza's fantasy league?
RishiB: where were we
poke00210: something about my ex being a dumb cunt
poke00210: oh shit.. funny shit
poke00210: makiko (mitch's ex) was telling me that I'm friendlier and warmer to my strippers than I was to megan
RishiB: nice
poke00210: and that she likes my strippers better than she liked megan
RishiB: i believe it
RishiB: Whoa.....did yo utake makiko to strip club?
poke00210: and quite frankly, this friday when my favorite leaves, i'm going to be more upset about herleaving than megan leaving
poke00210: yeah a couple of times
RishiB: oh man
RishiB: with mitchell
RishiB: ?
poke00210: no, just her and me
RishiB: are you two an item?
poke00210: no
poke00210: that's not right
RishiB: I KNOW
RishiB: i was just making sure
10:50 PM
RishiB: whew
poke00210: oh man
poke00210: OK now i'm feeling the liqueirer
poke00210: liqueur
poke00210: liqueur
RishiB: s'all good
RishiB: man
RishiB: i have need to hit the sack
poke00210: yeah me too baby
RishiB: alrighty then
poke00210: i'm just gonna post this on my blog
RishiB: word
poke00210: MANGINA
RishiB: i know a dude at school whose last name is mongina
RishiB: it cracks me up
RishiB: i always think of you
poke00210: your women's bball coach is named phyllis mangina
RishiB: heheh
RishiB: what is your blog link?
poke00210: http://www.xanga.com/tiojaime
RishiB: alright man, good night
RishiB: time to sleep it off
poke00210: see ya baby.. hurry back to CA
RishiB: i will
poke00210: and bring me a nice woman
10:55 PM
RishiB: uh, i need a nice woman
RishiB: so if I bring my nice woman for you to just look at will that count?
poke00210: if you don't mind me jaxoring to her after you both leave, then yes that will suffice
RishiB: no prob
RishiB: alright, night man
poke00210: sounds good
poke00210: you can have megan
RishiB: ttyl
RishiB: uh, no
RishiB: i'd rather chop my balls off
poke00210: i would sooner masturbate myself to death
RishiB: even better
RishiB: night
poke00210: goodnight gorgeous

[/update]

Drunk w/MwHCock!!!

Pearl.

Grace (#6)

Catrina. Chenelle.

Pearl and Mikhaila

OK about to start in on the Fernet-Branca, because berkeley buddy MwHCock just IMmed me drunk...

Here's to Grace

pics from Vicetivus 2/2K4 are up... check them out here...

We miss Las Vegas dearly, and hope to return to her loving arms sooner than we likely will...

Vicetivus 2/2K4!!!

tio j

"Naked, Came I"

acinerba2k = brent
poke00210 = jimmy

acinerba2k: my skin smells fresh. just got out of the shower
acinerba2k: i need no clothes
acinerba2k: lol
poke00210: LOL
poke00210: oh guess who made the blog
acinerba2k: NOOOO
acinerba2k: i'm going to stop talking to you now

THE LIFE AND TIMES OF JAMES [last name deleted], EIT

I've been alive, yes, it's just that there hasn't been too much time here in the Home Office in lovely Benicia, CA.  There's time now, which I have elected to allocate towards your blogging enjoyment, so I sincerely hope that my words can touch you in some way.

That wasn't supposed to sound naughty.

When you're between jobs, you get sent to Benicia so you can help find more jobs.  I'm told that we bid on twenty jobs for each one that we win.  Right now, we're between bids.  I've asked my division manager for the past week or so, "Do you have anything for me?" and more often than not I've received a "I don't even have anything for *me*." 

I've recently worked on bids for Nellis AFB (outside of Las Vegas, NV!) and Eglin AFB (in the panhandle of Florida).  If you'll recall, people outside of California have weird names.  The Dayton International Airport project introduced me to two Homers.  Nellis AFB had a Denim.

Florida was strange, but for different reasons.  I talked to a Jerry Hall, a Dennis Miller, and a Steve Miller. 

(Dietician, Television, Politician, Mortician)

And now, as I look around the office, *nobody* is wearing construction plaid.  I'm wearing a Cambridge Classics collared and striped shirt from Mervyn's.  All the other engineers are following suit.  Kinda spooky. 

I'm being afforded more and more responsibility.  Now I have an entire estimate to run for myself.  We're gonna check out the site tomorrow.  Sweet Home Yountville, CA. 

Sorry to burst your bubble, but the life of an Engineer-in-Training isn't too exciting.  I'm not exactly sure how I hyped it up before.  But I'll be sure to send you dispatches from the front lines when anything interesting happens.

OK and even then, that's not true, since i'm not in the trenches w/the Mexicans.  I'm in the rear w/the gear. 

On the upside, since I have to poo, I don't have to use a porta-potty right now.  You know what's one of the most disturbing experiences in the world?  Using a porta-potty in the middle of a dirt lot in Roseville, CA in 110° heat. 

Hope all is well, and stay tuned as i'll try to stir up some shit here so i can blog about it...

James [last name deleted], EIT (CA: #112257)

Put some pants on.

http://maps.yahoo.com/dd_result?ed=5ZA3JOV.winnIlRQldX2hM2QVJew.eyun8ibn4tsnWCFpygvDw1oT7bX_anLejPaKEdXYOVbMok-&csz=Everett%2C+WA&country=us&tcsz=Lake+Forest+Park%2C+WA&tcountry=us

http://maps.yahoo.com/dd_result?ed=AZw1o.V.wilYogB7zxuDwLLQ6pJss1jIe9FoHew3S_AlmpP9WbSoL7Ad&csz=Oakland%2C+CA&country=us&tcsz=San+Francisco%2C+CA&tcountry=us

Back from Vegas having completed festivities for Vicetivus 2/2K4

Golden Gate Fields, Race 7, $10 on 5 to Place

goodnight, will talk to you in a bit...
Tio Jaime

Would've posted last night but i was too tired.

Would've posted this morning but i just got to work because i went to the doctor's this morning

Got my turkey.  Was on pace to bowl a 145 when our prepaid time cut out in my ninth frame.  First game tied Isis Love for last w/an 89.  

Hope her surgery is going OK.  Kennel porn awaits upon her successful recovery.

Tio Jaime

OK well I've been wronger and about more important things... let's hope that brent's prophecy rings true, because i've never had a turkey before...

tio jaime, eit

acinerba2k = Filipino Brent, he who got me started on bowling
Poke00210 = James [last name deleted], EIT (CA#112257), bowled a 189 earlier today on my lunchbreak


oh, i'm bowling again tonight... gots that hankerin'
**********
acinerba2k: i bet you'll do better than 189 t-night
poke00210: i dunno dude
poke00210: 5 strikes?
poke00210: shit
poke00210: i want that turkey
acinerba2k: i predict..
acinerba2k: you will get a turkey
poke00210: i predict that i will masturbate in the shower right now

REALIZING MY INNER FILIPINO

In case you didn't already know, I'm the most whitewashed Filipino you'll ever meet.  But today on my lunch break, I took part in a old Filipino ritual, passed down from generation to generation.  I also did it on Monday too, but I didn't do as well as the Filipinos next to me.  And there were no Filipinos next to me today, no *nobody* for that matter.  Just me all by myself.

On Lane 25 at the Kentwig Lanes in Vallejo, CA (Filipino-town, USA, right up there with Daly City and Stockton).

X   X   9-   X   8 1   7 /   9 /    7 /    X     X s8 /

22  48  57   76  85   104   121    141    169    189

Five strikes, two doubles (missed turkey twice, by one pin and then by two pins).  Picked up a 4-9 split in the last frame

7     8     9     10

   4     5     6

      2     3

         1

Oh that's right.  A 4-9 split.

Tio Jaime, EIT

Brent said "mangina" twice last night.

Those of you in the know can decode this. To those of you not in the know, he simply said, "Mangina!" followed by another "Mangina!"

Hope this clarifies any potential sogginess.

trosama007 = 'Trose!, Big T, T-Rex, T-B***
poke00210 = James, Jimmy, The Notorious J.A.M.E.S., Dr. Jimmy, Unka Jimmy, Tio Jaime, Ho-Bag


**********
trosama007: no more dances
poke00210: simply being loved is more than enough
poke00210: yeah
poke00210: yeah
trosama007: GAY GAY GAY
trosama007: JAMES IS GAY GAY GAY
poke00210: you had lunch yet?
trosama007: no
trosama007: well
trosama007: yes
trosama007: I cant answer that I had food about an hour ago
trosama007: but it was the first food I had I made pizzas
trosama007: oh and kitten
poke00210: iliked elena and alyssa from showgrils
trosama007: alyssa
trosama007: blond
poke00210: yep
trosama007: oh yeah
trosama007: make elana and suzan PU for me as well as Kitten from larrys
poke00210: cabaret tonight
trosama007: both
trosama007: cabaret first
poke00210: can you e-mail a list?
trosama007: larrys second
trosama007: a list of what
poke00210: your PUs
trosama007: kitten, elana, suzan
poke00210: crimson?
trosama007: yes crimson
trosama007: if you dont mind sharing
poke00210: of course not
poke00210: who can own a stripper?
trosama007: well a (CENSORED)
trosama007: yo ucan have (CENSORED)
poke00210: LOL

acinerba2k = Filipino Brent
poke00210 = me, EIT


**********
acinerba2k: manchina
poke00210: wassupper!
acinerba2k: hey man
acinerba2k: how are you?
poke00210: good
poke00210: sick again
poke00210: fuck
acinerba2k: i'm sorry
acinerba2k: that sucks
poke00210: FUCKMANWASSUPPERGINACHINAVAGINA
acinerba2k: lol

So right after dropping off the bid at 4pm, did Underground Construction relax and let me clean off my desk? No. They told me at around 4:05 "dude, you're going to San Diego for a bidwalk tomorrow morning @ 9" So I flew out last night at 9, got to San Diego, drove another hour to Vista, CA (near oceanside), checked into La Quinta inn, went to IHOP for my first meal of the day (by then it was fucking midnight), went to sleep, got up, checked out, had a complimentary continental breakfast, drove to Cal State University San Marcos, went on the bidwalk (3 hours! thought it was gonna be an hour! 50 guys and one hot san diego blonde!), missed my 12:50 flight, had lunch and almost missed the 3pm flight but didn't, drove home in shitty oakland traffic, and am now blogging while i crap on the toilet thanks to the wonderful Apple innovation that is AirPort.

I'm gonna wipe, then load up my truck to go to san jose and have dinner w/my family... pebble beach tomorow w/trose!

all my love,
Tio Jaime

Ok bid has been submitted in Las Vegas.  Now we wait.  God I hope I didn't fuck it up.  My number seems too low. 

Yes, low bidder wins, but too low of a bid means you've lost your company some money.

Tio Jaime, EIT

it was lincoln's b-day tonight so i had some fernet-branca to celebrate

(all of the followign fernets w/a ginger ale back, and even then sometimes w/o the back)

FERNET TOASTS FOR 03 FEBRUARY 2004
Lincoln
Grace
Pearl
Mikhaila
Catrina
Grace
Pearl
Chenelle
Rose

notes:
1) the Chenelle shot should be taken with reverence, never with derision in one's voice
2) Lincoln had teh first shot since it was his b-day and i ddin't want to try to make it to 12
3) Rose is back! that shot was taken w/her and Grace, and was Rose's first fernet *ever*

OK time to sleep since it'll be time to wake up in 3 1/2 hours

james

Yesterday, I found a lone pistachio in my chair.  It had managed to go unnoticed from last week.  I didn't have lunch yesterday, save a cup of instant soup, some Chicken-in-a-Biskit, and that lone pistachio. 

Sonja (vampire admin) brought me a tuna sandwich.  Very good.  And now the leftover chips have been dutifully squirrelled away in my desk.

Tio Jaime

Dammit.  I wanted to go bowling today on my lunchbreak. 

No lunchbreak = no bowling

Oranges won't fill you up.  And funny how this is one of my busiest days ever but I still manage to blog to the three or four people who are still reading this site regularly.

OK.  I'm not caving to any of you bastards, but fuckity-fuck i'm turning off the loop of Sweet Home Alabama.  It'll play once and then you'll be in oh-so-glorious-silence.  I can't hardly wait!

Sonja, one of the nice admins, offered to pick up lunch for me, as she's going out to lunch too...  Very nice lady, would likely remind you of your grandma.  Except that she likes vampire movies.  She was telling me about that kate beckinsdale one she saw recently.

I would like to be spanked by Kate Beckinsdale, but only if she's wearing a WWII-era US Navy nurse outfit.  And on that note, also by Jennifer Garner, similarly-clad.  She too was in Pearl Harbor, in a more school-marmy way than on Alias.

And I'd like to point out that like Line of Fire, I didn't jump on a bandwagon.  I started both of those bandwagons.  Booyah.

stupid stupid STUPID Big Time... 

Tio Jaime

Shit, won't be able to get lunch today.  Not a problem, since I haven't promised myself to anybody.  Except Michelle Branch.

I swear to God i'm like a fucking little squirrel.  Lucky for no-lunch-Jimmy today, I've been squirreling away food in my desk.  I have two oranges from last saturday (yeah, went to work on saturday. sunday too).  I had some chili cheese fritos last week, and some chicken in a biskit which i killed off the last of yesterday during a break in Bid Review.

Like a fuckin squirrel i tell you.  A big, Filipino, swiss army knife-equipped squirrel.

JIMMY SWISS ARMY KNIFE USES:

1) open mail

2) open oranges

3) slashy-slashy your tires if we used to date and you were a sucky girlfriend

4) general, all-purpose MacGyver uses, like disabling the stupid strobe light on the Broadway Showgirls Cabaret "refillable" lighter

Jimmy-aside:  stay away from the Cabaret's disposable lighter.  I'll buy you a Bic and get drunk and calligraphize.  ooh yeah baby

Ok gotta work.  some construction trivia for you: concrete sawcutting can be estimated at a rate of 500in-ft/hour/saw.  if you're DJ John, please use this information carefully

all my love,

The Notorious J.A.M.E.S.

ps-  bowled a 145 last night... converted around 60% spare or better

Can't really blog right now, nor can i release the Power Rankings.  But suffice it to say that sole possession of First is had by somebody whose name starts with a "G" and ends in a "race".

work is very busy, but if we pull this off, and they send me to the project, you are cordially invited to visit me in lovely Las Vegas, Nevada!

happy birthday to lincoln! 

"It's time to celebrate your birthday/ It happens every year/ We'll eat a lot of broccoli/ And drink a lot of beer."  - "Weird Al" Yankovic

AND WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS SHIT?  SINCE I DIDN'T BUY YOUR FUCKING PREMIUM I CAN'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING BORDER ON MY GODDAM ENTRIES NOW?

"WHAT THE FUCK HUH?!?  I MEAN, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?" - P.J. O'Rourke

watching the Super Bowl. Trying to remember when I watched the Super Bowl last. I fear it might've been Super Bowl XXIV back in 1989. SF 49ers 20, Cincinnati Bengals 16.

Joe Montana to John Taylor for the winning touchdown in the final 2 minutes in what was a beautiful drive from SF 8.

Was talking to Petros about a friend of mine who said I cuss too much..
"She said I cuss too much. What the fuck? That shouldn't goddam matter..."

If I may point out this reminds me of a episode waaay back in the day... I was over @ my roommate's GF's apartment, playing Super Mario Kart w/them. I was dominating, because dude I fucking rocked @ that game. Lincoln (prior roommate) taught me everything I know.

So anycrap, I was playing mario kart w/my rooomate Smitchell and his girlfriend @ the time Smakiko... My domination caused Smitchell to continually exclaim "Fuck!"

Smakiko: "You cuss too much when you play video games..."
Smitchell: "Eh, why don't you shut the fuck up?"