Wednesday, December 29, 2004
Public - 1:10 PM
It's not that I've been any more R-rated when it comes to SHoP, but just that I didn't know that somebody's parents still may have been frequenting the blog...
JasonILima returns the following for Stripper Name...
Poke00210 = Me, EIT
Delicious = Jason
(TJ: Oh, HTML tags don't work in AIM, but they do work in this shitty xanga. in the last few lines, imagine that I wrote out the bold tags only to have displayed verbatim in AIM.)
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Poke00210 (11:38:06 AM): hello dere!
Delicious (11:38:35 AM): yo yo yo
Poke00210 (11:39:05 AM): how you be neegro
Delicious (11:40:03 AM): Doin' ok. How is weather up there?
Poke00210 (11:40:15 AM): stopped raining for now
Poke00210 (11:40:21 AM): should be starting up again soon
Poke00210 (11:40:26 AM): shit, nobody showed up today
Poke00210 (11:40:28 AM): no crew
Poke00210 (11:40:30 AM): no superintendent
Poke00210 (11:40:33 AM): no manager
Poke00210 (11:40:34 AM): just me
Delicious (11:40:45 AM): coo'
Poke00210 (11:40:47 AM): i could go fucking shopping right now and nobody would be the wiser
Poke00210 (11:40:52 AM): i should go back and get some more calendars
Delicious (11:40:57 AM): heh
Poke00210 (11:41:31 AM): oh, hey i'm gonna continue to post racy and morally questionable items on SHoP until i get a Cease and Desist from you
Poke00210 (11:41:45 AM): just a heads-up
Poke00210 (11:41:49 AM): =)
Delicious (11:42:21 AM): yeah. i saw the 'huevos' comment.
Poke00210 (11:42:34 AM): i was just at ehowa.com
Poke00210 (11:42:39 AM): oh man that site is rad
Delicious (11:42:42 AM): I guess I'm thinkin'g about my folks.
Poke00210 (11:42:56 AM): ahh
Poke00210 (11:43:02 AM): how often do they read your shit?
Delicious (11:43:17 AM): pretty regular.
Poke00210 (11:43:21 AM): goddamit
Poke00210 (11:43:25 AM): why didn't you say this earlier
Poke00210 (11:43:26 AM): ?
Delicious (11:43:35 AM): sorry.
Poke00210 (11:43:50 AM): umm, OK i've written some pretty naughty stuff recently
Poke00210 (11:44:03 AM): "this is hpv related" (TJ: refers to this post)
Delicious (11:44:06 AM): dis be true.
Poke00210 (11:44:26 AM): i'm kinda scared now to go back and find out what your folks might've read
Delicious is idle at 11:45:08 AM.
Delicious is no longer idle at 11:46:36 AM.
Poke00210 (11:51:02 AM): well shit even in the S-M-R-T mona charen post i still say "huge ideological shit" and "would-be-manhating-cunt" (TJ: go read this bad boy)
Poke00210 (11:51:31 AM): also refer to "shitty peace accords" (TJ: here ya go. same as before)
Delicious (11:52:03 AM): i told you they knew about the site.
Poke00210 (11:52:14 AM): well you didn't say they kept going there!
Delicious (11:52:33 AM): heh
Poke00210 (11:53:10 AM): "huge boobs in a green tank top" (html probably doesn't work here, huh)
JasonILima returns the following for Stripper Name...
| Your Stripper Name is: Delicious |
Poke00210 = Me, EIT
Delicious = Jason
(TJ: Oh, HTML tags don't work in AIM, but they do work in this shitty xanga. in the last few lines, imagine that I wrote out the bold tags only to have displayed verbatim in AIM.)
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Poke00210 (11:38:06 AM): hello dere!
Delicious (11:38:35 AM): yo yo yo
Poke00210 (11:39:05 AM): how you be neegro
Delicious (11:40:03 AM): Doin' ok. How is weather up there?
Poke00210 (11:40:15 AM): stopped raining for now
Poke00210 (11:40:21 AM): should be starting up again soon
Poke00210 (11:40:26 AM): shit, nobody showed up today
Poke00210 (11:40:28 AM): no crew
Poke00210 (11:40:30 AM): no superintendent
Poke00210 (11:40:33 AM): no manager
Poke00210 (11:40:34 AM): just me
Delicious (11:40:45 AM): coo'
Poke00210 (11:40:47 AM): i could go fucking shopping right now and nobody would be the wiser
Poke00210 (11:40:52 AM): i should go back and get some more calendars
Delicious (11:40:57 AM): heh
Poke00210 (11:41:31 AM): oh, hey i'm gonna continue to post racy and morally questionable items on SHoP until i get a Cease and Desist from you
Poke00210 (11:41:45 AM): just a heads-up
Poke00210 (11:41:49 AM): =)
Delicious (11:42:21 AM): yeah. i saw the 'huevos' comment.
Poke00210 (11:42:34 AM): i was just at ehowa.com
Poke00210 (11:42:39 AM): oh man that site is rad
Delicious (11:42:42 AM): I guess I'm thinkin'g about my folks.
Poke00210 (11:42:56 AM): ahh
Poke00210 (11:43:02 AM): how often do they read your shit?
Delicious (11:43:17 AM): pretty regular.
Poke00210 (11:43:21 AM): goddamit
Poke00210 (11:43:25 AM): why didn't you say this earlier
Poke00210 (11:43:26 AM): ?
Delicious (11:43:35 AM): sorry.
Poke00210 (11:43:50 AM): umm, OK i've written some pretty naughty stuff recently
Poke00210 (11:44:03 AM): "this is hpv related" (TJ: refers to this post)
Delicious (11:44:06 AM): dis be true.
Poke00210 (11:44:26 AM): i'm kinda scared now to go back and find out what your folks might've read
Delicious is idle at 11:45:08 AM.
Delicious is no longer idle at 11:46:36 AM.
Poke00210 (11:51:02 AM): well shit even in the S-M-R-T mona charen post i still say "huge ideological shit" and "would-be-manhating-cunt" (TJ: go read this bad boy)
Poke00210 (11:51:31 AM): also refer to "shitty peace accords" (TJ: here ya go. same as before)
Delicious (11:52:03 AM): i told you they knew about the site.
Poke00210 (11:52:14 AM): well you didn't say they kept going there!
Delicious (11:52:33 AM): heh
Poke00210 (11:53:10 AM): "huge boobs in a green tank top" (html probably doesn't work here, huh)
Public - 12:47 PM
Poke00210 = Tio Jaime!
HaileyBacon = Orquiza
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HaileyBacon (11:49:08 AM): yeah just back your stuff up on mine first
HaileyBacon (11:49:15 AM): then we'll wipe your drive and get you on 10.3
Poke00210 (11:49:48 AM): how much is 10.3 nowadays?
Poke00210 (11:50:01 AM): i don't mind sticking with 10.2 because that's what i've paid for
Poke00210 (11:50:11 AM): i never really needed panther
HaileyBacon (11:51:25 AM): 10.3 i got with my iBook so no worries
HaileyBacon (11:51:33 AM): user license good for home use, right?
Poke00210 (11:51:52 AM): only one computer though, ya?
HaileyBacon (11:52:04 AM): lemme read the license...
HaileyBacon (11:52:13 AM): i love how we dont want to screw over apple
HaileyBacon (11:52:20 AM): but we screw over microsoft every chance we get
Poke00210 (11:52:32 AM): yessir
HaileyBacon (11:54:04 AM): i guess youre right, hmm
HaileyBacon (11:54:11 AM): so no 10.3, you sure?
Poke00210 (11:54:16 AM): yeah i should be OK
Poke00210 (11:54:20 AM): 10.2 seems to work out just fine
Poke00210 (11:54:25 AM): w/exception of no iChat AV
HaileyBacon (11:54:29 AM): mail runs a lot more quickly
Poke00210 (11:54:37 AM): but even then, i seemed to make the transition back OK
HaileyBacon (11:54:39 AM): i used to have a user license for iChat AV
HaileyBacon (11:54:42 AM): what are you using now?
Poke00210 (11:54:46 AM): regular ichat
HaileyBacon (11:54:51 AM): ah
HaileyBacon (11:54:54 AM): is there a difference?
Poke00210 (11:54:56 AM): *right now* AIM for this shitty Dell
HaileyBacon (11:54:58 AM): i cant even remember anymore
Poke00210 (11:55:02 AM): i forget what the difference was
HaileyBacon (11:55:22 AM): at least youre not using AIM for OS X, first release
Poke00210 (11:55:23 AM): probably something as simple as "when you mouse over people in your buddy list you can read their away messages"
HaileyBacon (11:55:27 AM): that thing crashed all the time
Poke00210 (11:55:33 AM): i remember that
HaileyBacon (11:55:38 AM): haha
Poke00210 (11:55:41 AM): couldn't even quit the program w/o it acting shitty
HaileyBacon (11:55:50 AM): i swtiched over to fire
HaileyBacon (11:56:00 AM): then they released iChat with 10.2
HaileyBacon (11:56:18 AM): i got my copy of 10.2 from nicki harper
Poke00210 (11:57:00 AM): ooh yeah she's dreamy
HaileyBacon (11:58:17 AM): still single, dontcha know
Poke00210 (11:58:29 AM): who me? yes thanks for reminding
HaileyBacon (11:58:36 AM): her, too
Poke00210 (11:58:39 AM): oh
HaileyBacon (11:58:55 AM): have you seen marissa miller in SI swimsuit edition?
Poke00210 (11:59:00 AM): OH HOLY FUCK
Poke00210 (11:59:04 AM): *THANK* YOU
Poke00210 (11:59:09 AM): SHE'S MY GODDAMNED FAVORITE
Poke00210 (11:59:26 AM): marissa miller and josie maran
Poke00210 (11:59:31 AM): both bay area products
HaileyBacon (11:59:38 AM): wheres josie from?
HaileyBacon (11:59:43 AM): marissa is fuckin gorgeous
Poke00210 (11:59:43 AM): castelleja high
HaileyBacon (11:59:46 AM): NO
HaileyBacon (11:59:52 AM): peninsula?
Poke00210 (11:59:54 AM): oh goddam marissa miller is gorgeous
Poke00210 (11:59:56 AM): yeah dude!
HaileyBacon (11:59:59 AM): wow
Poke00210 (12:00:01 PM): that all girls school in palo alto?
HaileyBacon (12:00:07 PM): we have shared hwy 280 with her :P
HaileyBacon (12:00:16 PM): i know marissa is a santa cruz woman
Poke00210 (12:00:35 PM): oh shit man, i dropped my sister and her volleyball team off once at castelleja... josie maran would've been there @ the same time!
Poke00210 (12:00:49 PM): ooh yeah, i like marissa miller's freckles
Poke00210 (12:00:57 PM): and that painted-on swimsuit from last year?
Poke00210 (12:01:05 PM): that was hawt
HaileyBacon (12:01:33 PM): we kept making jokes in our flat in the uk that we were going to make a pilgrimmage to perry, iowa
Poke00210 (12:01:41 PM): what's in perry?
HaileyBacon (12:01:48 PM): the photo shoot of her rolling in hay
Poke00210 (12:01:57 PM): OK standby, heading to si.com
HaileyBacon (12:02:04 PM): haha
Poke00210 (12:02:11 PM): Si!
HaileyBacon (12:02:39 PM): there was a time when people went to si instead of espn
Poke00210 (12:03:14 PM): http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/swimsuit/collection/
Poke00210 (12:03:24 PM): as it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be
Poke00210 (12:03:33 PM): world w/o end, amen
Poke00210 (12:05:38 PM): i can't remember when we came to a meeting of the minds on a woman
Poke00210 (12:05:53 PM): ...when we *last* came to...
HaileyBacon (12:05:57 PM): haha
HaileyBacon (12:06:11 PM): marissa miller :)
Poke00210 (12:06:16 PM): that's why i was surprised when you mentioned marisa miller
Poke00210 (12:06:33 PM): shit, nobody else i know recognizes the name
Poke00210 (12:07:01 PM): http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/swimsuit/collection/models/chandra_north.html
Poke00210 (12:07:16 PM): Bob and i were always very fond of the one in the lower right hand corner
HaileyBacon (12:07:40 PM): all of them, man
HaileyBacon (12:07:47 PM): are those tits for real?
Poke00210 (12:08:26 PM): i believe so...look at the one when she's in the aqua bikini and yellow flip-flops (also hot)
HaileyBacon (12:08:28 PM): i like the RV :)
Poke00210 (12:09:01 PM): RV?
HaileyBacon (12:09:19 PM): thats amazing
HaileyBacon (12:09:23 PM): the streamliner
HaileyBacon (12:09:28 PM): the silver RV
Poke00210 (12:09:45 PM): still not following... this a Chandra North or Marisa Miller?
HaileyBacon (12:10:25 PM): alsa an elsa bentiez fan
HaileyBacon (12:10:29 PM): marissa
HaileyBacon (12:10:34 PM): lemme look at chandra
Poke00210 (12:10:39 PM): i'll find the Rv
Poke00210 (12:10:41 PM): RV
Poke00210 (12:11:10 PM): chandra north... my fave was her one in scuba goggles on her head, sanded, back to the camera
Poke00210 (12:11:21 PM): a certain M-word didn't like that I liked that Chandra North pic
HaileyBacon (12:12:12 PM): chandra looks very northern californian
Poke00210 (12:12:29 PM): you see the scuba goggles one?
HaileyBacon (12:13:20 PM): looking
Poke00210 (12:13:32 PM): they should've cast marisa miller instead of molly sims on Las Vegas
HaileyBacon (12:13:40 PM): oh lord
HaileyBacon (12:13:49 PM): wow
Poke00210 (12:14:08 PM): oh lord chandra north?
HaileyBacon (12:14:31 PM): yeah
Poke00210 (12:14:34 PM): yep
HaileyBacon (12:14:36 PM): i wanna date a supermodel :)
Poke00210 (12:14:40 PM): yep
Poke00210 (12:14:54 PM): A or B: Chandra north or Chandra the picc?
Poke00210 (12:15:08 PM): http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/swimsuit/collection/models/niki_taylor.html
Poke00210 (12:15:19 PM): going old school with niki taylor
Poke00210 (12:15:20 PM): aww yeah
HaileyBacon (12:15:39 PM): shes still good looking, man
Poke00210 (12:15:51 PM): i haven't seen her since before her accident
HaileyBacon (12:16:26 PM): kathy ireland!
HaileyBacon (12:16:27 PM): haha
Poke00210 (12:16:57 PM): my favorite was elle macphereson on the cover when i was an impressionable youth "Thailand Fling"
HaileyBacon (12:17:20 PM): elle
HaileyBacon (12:17:35 PM): or when audrey quock started making it
HaileyBacon (12:17:39 PM): i was like, asian woman?
HaileyBacon (12:17:42 PM): oh wait, no boobs
Poke00210 (12:17:57 PM): yeah, i wasn't too keen on the gook-chick
HaileyBacon (12:18:34 PM): i usedto be an angie everhart guy
Poke00210 (12:18:47 PM): ooh i remember her
Poke00210 (12:19:00 PM): oh shit, one of the SI models was in thailand!
Poke00210 (12:19:11 PM): petra nem-something-or-other
HaileyBacon (12:19:39 PM): yeah i read that
Poke00210 (12:19:40 PM): http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/swimsuit/collection/models/petra_nemcova.html
HaileyBacon (12:20:13 PM): she got slammed against a tree or somethin
Poke00210 (12:21:39 PM): askmen.com says chandra north is from texas
HaileyBacon (12:22:00 PM): eh
Poke00210 (12:22:11 PM): i'm going to austin for grad school
Poke00210 (12:22:18 PM): i can join the longhorn band
Poke00210 (12:22:23 PM): hook 'em jimmy
HaileyBacon (12:22:55 PM): haha
HaileyBacon (12:22:59 PM): speaking of band
HaileyBacon (12:23:08 PM): what ever happened to that playmate that marched with us
Poke00210 (12:23:26 PM): last i heard she dropped out of school to live @ the mansion
Poke00210 (12:23:30 PM): i never marched w/her
Poke00210 (12:23:49 PM): but i helped her roommate jessica McStupid with her lime iMac
HaileyBacon (12:24:12 PM): lives at the mansion, eh
Poke00210 (12:24:24 PM): Whore City!
HaileyBacon (12:24:35 PM): haha
HaileyBacon (12:25:30 PM): didnt you have a video with her on?
Poke00210 (12:25:45 PM): oh shit yeah
Poke00210 (12:25:50 PM): i got them from guttenplan
Poke00210 (12:26:03 PM): pretty nice...she was getting oiled up
HaileyBacon (12:26:18 PM): haha
Poke00210 (12:27:04 PM): ack, Stacey Williams
HaileyBacon (12:27:08 PM): hah
Poke00210 (12:27:13 PM): i was never a fan
HaileyBacon (12:27:15 PM): have you ported over to firefox yet?
Poke00210 (12:27:21 PM): no what's that?
Poke00210 (12:27:26 PM): and i'm on this shitty Dell right now
HaileyBacon (12:27:30 PM): web browser that supports rss
HaileyBacon (12:27:31 PM): oh!
HaileyBacon (12:27:36 PM): yeah if youre stufck with ie
HaileyBacon (12:27:38 PM): get firefox
Poke00210 (12:27:45 PM): i've been using safari on the mac
HaileyBacon (12:27:51 PM): use firefox
HaileyBacon (12:27:53 PM): it's faster
Poke00210 (12:28:14 PM): ohh shit, *Roshumba* Williams
HaileyBacon (12:28:26 PM): haa
HaileyBacon (12:28:30 PM): never did it for me
Poke00210 (12:28:36 PM): oh God no
HaileyBacon = Orquiza
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HaileyBacon (11:49:08 AM): yeah just back your stuff up on mine first
HaileyBacon (11:49:15 AM): then we'll wipe your drive and get you on 10.3
Poke00210 (11:49:48 AM): how much is 10.3 nowadays?
Poke00210 (11:50:01 AM): i don't mind sticking with 10.2 because that's what i've paid for
Poke00210 (11:50:11 AM): i never really needed panther
HaileyBacon (11:51:25 AM): 10.3 i got with my iBook so no worries
HaileyBacon (11:51:33 AM): user license good for home use, right?
Poke00210 (11:51:52 AM): only one computer though, ya?
HaileyBacon (11:52:04 AM): lemme read the license...
HaileyBacon (11:52:13 AM): i love how we dont want to screw over apple
HaileyBacon (11:52:20 AM): but we screw over microsoft every chance we get
Poke00210 (11:52:32 AM): yessir
HaileyBacon (11:54:04 AM): i guess youre right, hmm
HaileyBacon (11:54:11 AM): so no 10.3, you sure?
Poke00210 (11:54:16 AM): yeah i should be OK
Poke00210 (11:54:20 AM): 10.2 seems to work out just fine
Poke00210 (11:54:25 AM): w/exception of no iChat AV
HaileyBacon (11:54:29 AM): mail runs a lot more quickly
Poke00210 (11:54:37 AM): but even then, i seemed to make the transition back OK
HaileyBacon (11:54:39 AM): i used to have a user license for iChat AV
HaileyBacon (11:54:42 AM): what are you using now?
Poke00210 (11:54:46 AM): regular ichat
HaileyBacon (11:54:51 AM): ah
HaileyBacon (11:54:54 AM): is there a difference?
Poke00210 (11:54:56 AM): *right now* AIM for this shitty Dell
HaileyBacon (11:54:58 AM): i cant even remember anymore
Poke00210 (11:55:02 AM): i forget what the difference was
HaileyBacon (11:55:22 AM): at least youre not using AIM for OS X, first release
Poke00210 (11:55:23 AM): probably something as simple as "when you mouse over people in your buddy list you can read their away messages"
HaileyBacon (11:55:27 AM): that thing crashed all the time
Poke00210 (11:55:33 AM): i remember that
HaileyBacon (11:55:38 AM): haha
Poke00210 (11:55:41 AM): couldn't even quit the program w/o it acting shitty
HaileyBacon (11:55:50 AM): i swtiched over to fire
HaileyBacon (11:56:00 AM): then they released iChat with 10.2
HaileyBacon (11:56:18 AM): i got my copy of 10.2 from nicki harper
Poke00210 (11:57:00 AM): ooh yeah she's dreamy
HaileyBacon (11:58:17 AM): still single, dontcha know
Poke00210 (11:58:29 AM): who me? yes thanks for reminding
HaileyBacon (11:58:36 AM): her, too
Poke00210 (11:58:39 AM): oh
HaileyBacon (11:58:55 AM): have you seen marissa miller in SI swimsuit edition?
Poke00210 (11:59:00 AM): OH HOLY FUCK
Poke00210 (11:59:04 AM): *THANK* YOU
Poke00210 (11:59:09 AM): SHE'S MY GODDAMNED FAVORITE
Poke00210 (11:59:26 AM): marissa miller and josie maran
Poke00210 (11:59:31 AM): both bay area products
HaileyBacon (11:59:38 AM): wheres josie from?
HaileyBacon (11:59:43 AM): marissa is fuckin gorgeous
Poke00210 (11:59:43 AM): castelleja high
HaileyBacon (11:59:46 AM): NO
HaileyBacon (11:59:52 AM): peninsula?
Poke00210 (11:59:54 AM): oh goddam marissa miller is gorgeous
Poke00210 (11:59:56 AM): yeah dude!
HaileyBacon (11:59:59 AM): wow
Poke00210 (12:00:01 PM): that all girls school in palo alto?
HaileyBacon (12:00:07 PM): we have shared hwy 280 with her :P
HaileyBacon (12:00:16 PM): i know marissa is a santa cruz woman
Poke00210 (12:00:35 PM): oh shit man, i dropped my sister and her volleyball team off once at castelleja... josie maran would've been there @ the same time!
Poke00210 (12:00:49 PM): ooh yeah, i like marissa miller's freckles
Poke00210 (12:00:57 PM): and that painted-on swimsuit from last year?
Poke00210 (12:01:05 PM): that was hawt
HaileyBacon (12:01:33 PM): we kept making jokes in our flat in the uk that we were going to make a pilgrimmage to perry, iowa
Poke00210 (12:01:41 PM): what's in perry?
HaileyBacon (12:01:48 PM): the photo shoot of her rolling in hay
Poke00210 (12:01:57 PM): OK standby, heading to si.com
HaileyBacon (12:02:04 PM): haha
Poke00210 (12:02:11 PM): Si!
HaileyBacon (12:02:39 PM): there was a time when people went to si instead of espn
Poke00210 (12:03:14 PM): http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/swimsuit/collection/
Poke00210 (12:03:24 PM): as it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be
Poke00210 (12:03:33 PM): world w/o end, amen
Poke00210 (12:05:38 PM): i can't remember when we came to a meeting of the minds on a woman
Poke00210 (12:05:53 PM): ...when we *last* came to...
HaileyBacon (12:05:57 PM): haha
HaileyBacon (12:06:11 PM): marissa miller :)
Poke00210 (12:06:16 PM): that's why i was surprised when you mentioned marisa miller
Poke00210 (12:06:33 PM): shit, nobody else i know recognizes the name
Poke00210 (12:07:01 PM): http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/swimsuit/collection/models/chandra_north.html
Poke00210 (12:07:16 PM): Bob and i were always very fond of the one in the lower right hand corner
HaileyBacon (12:07:40 PM): all of them, man
HaileyBacon (12:07:47 PM): are those tits for real?
Poke00210 (12:08:26 PM): i believe so...look at the one when she's in the aqua bikini and yellow flip-flops (also hot)
HaileyBacon (12:08:28 PM): i like the RV :)
Poke00210 (12:09:01 PM): RV?
HaileyBacon (12:09:19 PM): thats amazing
HaileyBacon (12:09:23 PM): the streamliner
HaileyBacon (12:09:28 PM): the silver RV
Poke00210 (12:09:45 PM): still not following... this a Chandra North or Marisa Miller?
HaileyBacon (12:10:25 PM): alsa an elsa bentiez fan
HaileyBacon (12:10:29 PM): marissa
HaileyBacon (12:10:34 PM): lemme look at chandra
Poke00210 (12:10:39 PM): i'll find the Rv
Poke00210 (12:10:41 PM): RV
Poke00210 (12:11:10 PM): chandra north... my fave was her one in scuba goggles on her head, sanded, back to the camera
Poke00210 (12:11:21 PM): a certain M-word didn't like that I liked that Chandra North pic
HaileyBacon (12:12:12 PM): chandra looks very northern californian
Poke00210 (12:12:29 PM): you see the scuba goggles one?
HaileyBacon (12:13:20 PM): looking
Poke00210 (12:13:32 PM): they should've cast marisa miller instead of molly sims on Las Vegas
HaileyBacon (12:13:40 PM): oh lord
HaileyBacon (12:13:49 PM): wow
Poke00210 (12:14:08 PM): oh lord chandra north?
HaileyBacon (12:14:31 PM): yeah
Poke00210 (12:14:34 PM): yep
HaileyBacon (12:14:36 PM): i wanna date a supermodel :)
Poke00210 (12:14:40 PM): yep
Poke00210 (12:14:54 PM): A or B: Chandra north or Chandra the picc?
Poke00210 (12:15:08 PM): http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/swimsuit/collection/models/niki_taylor.html
Poke00210 (12:15:19 PM): going old school with niki taylor
Poke00210 (12:15:20 PM): aww yeah
HaileyBacon (12:15:39 PM): shes still good looking, man
Poke00210 (12:15:51 PM): i haven't seen her since before her accident
HaileyBacon (12:16:26 PM): kathy ireland!
HaileyBacon (12:16:27 PM): haha
Poke00210 (12:16:57 PM): my favorite was elle macphereson on the cover when i was an impressionable youth "Thailand Fling"
HaileyBacon (12:17:20 PM): elle
HaileyBacon (12:17:35 PM): or when audrey quock started making it
HaileyBacon (12:17:39 PM): i was like, asian woman?
HaileyBacon (12:17:42 PM): oh wait, no boobs
Poke00210 (12:17:57 PM): yeah, i wasn't too keen on the gook-chick
HaileyBacon (12:18:34 PM): i usedto be an angie everhart guy
Poke00210 (12:18:47 PM): ooh i remember her
Poke00210 (12:19:00 PM): oh shit, one of the SI models was in thailand!
Poke00210 (12:19:11 PM): petra nem-something-or-other
HaileyBacon (12:19:39 PM): yeah i read that
Poke00210 (12:19:40 PM): http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/swimsuit/collection/models/petra_nemcova.html
HaileyBacon (12:20:13 PM): she got slammed against a tree or somethin
Poke00210 (12:21:39 PM): askmen.com says chandra north is from texas
HaileyBacon (12:22:00 PM): eh
Poke00210 (12:22:11 PM): i'm going to austin for grad school
Poke00210 (12:22:18 PM): i can join the longhorn band
Poke00210 (12:22:23 PM): hook 'em jimmy
HaileyBacon (12:22:55 PM): haha
HaileyBacon (12:22:59 PM): speaking of band
HaileyBacon (12:23:08 PM): what ever happened to that playmate that marched with us
Poke00210 (12:23:26 PM): last i heard she dropped out of school to live @ the mansion
Poke00210 (12:23:30 PM): i never marched w/her
Poke00210 (12:23:49 PM): but i helped her roommate jessica McStupid with her lime iMac
HaileyBacon (12:24:12 PM): lives at the mansion, eh
Poke00210 (12:24:24 PM): Whore City!
HaileyBacon (12:24:35 PM): haha
HaileyBacon (12:25:30 PM): didnt you have a video with her on?
Poke00210 (12:25:45 PM): oh shit yeah
Poke00210 (12:25:50 PM): i got them from guttenplan
Poke00210 (12:26:03 PM): pretty nice...she was getting oiled up
HaileyBacon (12:26:18 PM): haha
Poke00210 (12:27:04 PM): ack, Stacey Williams
HaileyBacon (12:27:08 PM): hah
Poke00210 (12:27:13 PM): i was never a fan
HaileyBacon (12:27:15 PM): have you ported over to firefox yet?
Poke00210 (12:27:21 PM): no what's that?
Poke00210 (12:27:26 PM): and i'm on this shitty Dell right now
HaileyBacon (12:27:30 PM): web browser that supports rss
HaileyBacon (12:27:31 PM): oh!
HaileyBacon (12:27:36 PM): yeah if youre stufck with ie
HaileyBacon (12:27:38 PM): get firefox
Poke00210 (12:27:45 PM): i've been using safari on the mac
HaileyBacon (12:27:51 PM): use firefox
HaileyBacon (12:27:53 PM): it's faster
Poke00210 (12:28:14 PM): ohh shit, *Roshumba* Williams
HaileyBacon (12:28:26 PM): haa
HaileyBacon (12:28:30 PM): never did it for me
Poke00210 (12:28:36 PM): oh God no
Tuesday, December 28, 2004
Public - 4:03 PM
Key to the Aliases
Original Name -- ALIAS (optional: reason for alias)
Jason -- DYLAN (boy's name)
Kasha -- ALEXANDRA (bigger)
Chenelle -- DEVON
Marrus -- WINTER (went to Cal)
Jews -- STRIPPERS FROM KANSAS
Ann -- MONTANA (am told montana isn't clean down there)
Maud -- BIJOU (both french)
Devon -- GRACE
Erin -- CHANEL
Eireann -- CHENELLE (homophones)
Madeline -- JESSIE (smaller version of madeline)
Satine -- LUNA (both Filipina)
Sunny -- LOLLY (friend of jessie)
LAFD (Large-Assed Filipina Dancer) -- COCO (also filipina, but smaller)
Chantal -- PARADISE (former Dolores Flavor)
Original Name -- ALIAS (optional: reason for alias)
Jason -- DYLAN (boy's name)
Kasha -- ALEXANDRA (bigger)
Chenelle -- DEVON
Marrus -- WINTER (went to Cal)
Jews -- STRIPPERS FROM KANSAS
Ann -- MONTANA (am told montana isn't clean down there)
Maud -- BIJOU (both french)
Devon -- GRACE
Erin -- CHANEL
Eireann -- CHENELLE (homophones)
Madeline -- JESSIE (smaller version of madeline)
Satine -- LUNA (both Filipina)
Sunny -- LOLLY (friend of jessie)
LAFD (Large-Assed Filipina Dancer) -- COCO (also filipina, but smaller)
Chantal -- PARADISE (former Dolores Flavor)
Public - 9:48 AM
Thursday, December 23, 2004
Public - 11:29 AM
just got this e-mail from 'Trose!...
oh i had a dream about grace. It was like watching an episode of everybody loves raymond, only it was more like everybody loves jimmy, you were married to jenny, and you had gone to the strip club and she was mad at you for seeing grace, it was weird because she knew graces name.
Had drinks w/Jenny last night. First time talking to her in detail since 1998. All her siblings are in school right now. Her dog died. She can see how lawyers become alcoholics. She's driving home to orange county for christmas and will go to Vegas the day after w/her mom and sister diana.
Plays blackjack, wants to learn craps...
Is as charming and sharp as I remember her to be back when she was a bright-eyed and bushy-tailed freshman.
I had two glenmorangies on the rocks, she had two fat tires. after dinner she tried a glenmorangie rocks, i had "a shirley temple, please, no ice". She got a huge kick out of this.
After the Royal Exchange, I went to berkeley, picked up Big T, we went to the Cabaret for $3 wednesday. He had two fernets, i had "a shirley temple, please, no ice". We got to sit in Emily's section!!!
Saw SSgt Grindy, Roxanne (PU - Jimmy). bought a feature from Naomi, and now I have a t-shirt.
Jenny and Naomi are both lawyers. Naomi has nicer legs.
Normally, naomi wears these vinyl straps on her legs criss-crossed in a very nice manner up to her thighs. Not yesterday though, and much to my surprise, I liked her legs more bare.
Merry Christmas (although I may have internet access between now and then when I go home to my parents' house)
tio jaime, eit
oh i had a dream about grace. It was like watching an episode of everybody loves raymond, only it was more like everybody loves jimmy, you were married to jenny, and you had gone to the strip club and she was mad at you for seeing grace, it was weird because she knew graces name.
Had drinks w/Jenny last night. First time talking to her in detail since 1998. All her siblings are in school right now. Her dog died. She can see how lawyers become alcoholics. She's driving home to orange county for christmas and will go to Vegas the day after w/her mom and sister diana.
Plays blackjack, wants to learn craps...
Is as charming and sharp as I remember her to be back when she was a bright-eyed and bushy-tailed freshman.
I had two glenmorangies on the rocks, she had two fat tires. after dinner she tried a glenmorangie rocks, i had "a shirley temple, please, no ice". She got a huge kick out of this.
After the Royal Exchange, I went to berkeley, picked up Big T, we went to the Cabaret for $3 wednesday. He had two fernets, i had "a shirley temple, please, no ice". We got to sit in Emily's section!!!
Saw SSgt Grindy, Roxanne (PU - Jimmy). bought a feature from Naomi, and now I have a t-shirt.
Jenny and Naomi are both lawyers. Naomi has nicer legs.
Normally, naomi wears these vinyl straps on her legs criss-crossed in a very nice manner up to her thighs. Not yesterday though, and much to my surprise, I liked her legs more bare.
Merry Christmas (although I may have internet access between now and then when I go home to my parents' house)
tio jaime, eit
Saturday, December 18, 2004
Public - 2:15 PM
The MIDIs are back. Bite me.
Maybe I should put the Terminator quote and accompanying wav back up...
Maybe I should put the Terminator quote and accompanying wav back up...
Tuesday, December 14, 2004
Public - 12:27 PM
Showered this morning. Shampooed, soaped, rinsed off. Good stuff, especially when on a daily basis.
Got my can of Edge shaving gel, pushed the button, got mostly compressed gas with little gel. I cussed.
I ended up shaving with VO5 conditioner, which seemed to do the trick. Only made a single pass, didn't make a second against the grain. Worked out just fine.
Gonna go to walgreen's after work to pick up shaving gel and some generic sudafed. maybe some lozenges too.
Amazing Race 6 tonight! hopefully will catch up before the new episode. If somebody wants to 3am criticize the episode, i'll be more than happy to have a guest blog.
all my love,
Tio J
Got my can of Edge shaving gel, pushed the button, got mostly compressed gas with little gel. I cussed.
I ended up shaving with VO5 conditioner, which seemed to do the trick. Only made a single pass, didn't make a second against the grain. Worked out just fine.
Gonna go to walgreen's after work to pick up shaving gel and some generic sudafed. maybe some lozenges too.
Amazing Race 6 tonight! hopefully will catch up before the new episode. If somebody wants to 3am criticize the episode, i'll be more than happy to have a guest blog.
all my love,
Tio J
Wednesday, December 08, 2004
Public - 8:39 AM
Got another parking ticket last night on the UESC Lorelai. Fuck you, Oakland.
I'm still ahead of the curve when comparing parking ticket fines to would-be parking space expenditures.
Godddam hippies.
I'm still ahead of the curve when comparing parking ticket fines to would-be parking space expenditures.
Godddam hippies.
Friday, December 03, 2004
Public - 8:53 AM
Ganked this off of NorCalChic's page... go giants
and i'd just like to point out that steroids does not a great hitter make.
1. Your name spelled backwards: Semaj
2. Where were your parents born? the Philippines
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? mp3 of the Sopranos theme song
4. What's your favorite restaurant? Joe's of Westlake (Daly City, CA)
5. Last time you swam in a pool? holy fuck i don't remember
6. Have you ever been in a school play? yeah in high school. i was the Painter in The Remarkable Incident at Carson Corners.
7. How many kids do you want? 2. maybe 3.
8. Type of music you dislike most? ignorant dixie chicks
9. Are you registered to vote? FUCK YEAH!
10. Do you have cable? Cable! FUCK YEAH!
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? heh, if you'll indulge for one second here... no i haven't, but the general rule of thumb is that mopeds are like fat chicks. Fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you riding one.
12. Ever prank call anybody? Yeah. Drunk, sober, you name it.
13. Ever get a parking ticket? yeah. fuck you oakland.
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? sure, if it was on The Amazing Race!
15. Farthest place you ever traveled: Philippines
16. Do you have a garden? maybe. haven't taken out the trash recently
17. What's your favorite comic strip? Mallard Fillmore and Peanuts
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? FUCK YEAH!
19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? shower in mornings
20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? The Girl Next Door
21. Favorite pizza topping? anchovies
22. Chips or popcorn? chips. no popcorn, worked @ the movie theaters
23. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? bite me
24. Orange Juice or apple? OJ
25. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine? probably 'Trose! and it was at Joe's of Westlake
26. Favorite type chocolate bar? twix
27. When was the last time you voted at the polls? when W was relected MANDATE, MOTHERFUCKERS, MANDATE!
28. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? probably within the last month at my grandma's
29. Have you ever won a trophy? i have numerous trophies from high school speech and debate tournaments because dude i am good at the speakage
30. Are you a good cook? if your standards are low enough, absolutely
31. Do you know how to pump your own gas? yeah, do i look like an oregonian retard to you?
32. Ever order an article from an infomercial? no not yet
34. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? yep, at the movie theaters
35. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? probably halloween candy
36. Ever throw up in public? does the bathroom stall count as public? then probably yes
37. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? one or the other? shit... find true love
38. Do you believe in love at first sight? no, not really
39. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? not a clue
40. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? yep
42.What message is on your answering machine? outgoing or incoming? i saved a message from an ex recently
42. What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character? Phil Hartman's Bill Clinton
43. What was the name of your first pet? Dinky
44. What is one thing you are grateful for today? FRIIIIIII-DEEEEEE!
and i'd just like to point out that steroids does not a great hitter make.
1. Your name spelled backwards: Semaj
2. Where were your parents born? the Philippines
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? mp3 of the Sopranos theme song
4. What's your favorite restaurant? Joe's of Westlake (Daly City, CA)
5. Last time you swam in a pool? holy fuck i don't remember
6. Have you ever been in a school play? yeah in high school. i was the Painter in The Remarkable Incident at Carson Corners.
7. How many kids do you want? 2. maybe 3.
8. Type of music you dislike most? ignorant dixie chicks
9. Are you registered to vote? FUCK YEAH!
10. Do you have cable? Cable! FUCK YEAH!
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? heh, if you'll indulge for one second here... no i haven't, but the general rule of thumb is that mopeds are like fat chicks. Fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you riding one.
12. Ever prank call anybody? Yeah. Drunk, sober, you name it.
13. Ever get a parking ticket? yeah. fuck you oakland.
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? sure, if it was on The Amazing Race!
15. Farthest place you ever traveled: Philippines
16. Do you have a garden? maybe. haven't taken out the trash recently
17. What's your favorite comic strip? Mallard Fillmore and Peanuts
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? FUCK YEAH!
19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? shower in mornings
20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? The Girl Next Door
21. Favorite pizza topping? anchovies
22. Chips or popcorn? chips. no popcorn, worked @ the movie theaters
23. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? bite me
24. Orange Juice or apple? OJ
25. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine? probably 'Trose! and it was at Joe's of Westlake
26. Favorite type chocolate bar? twix
27. When was the last time you voted at the polls? when W was relected MANDATE, MOTHERFUCKERS, MANDATE!
28. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? probably within the last month at my grandma's
29. Have you ever won a trophy? i have numerous trophies from high school speech and debate tournaments because dude i am good at the speakage
30. Are you a good cook? if your standards are low enough, absolutely
31. Do you know how to pump your own gas? yeah, do i look like an oregonian retard to you?
32. Ever order an article from an infomercial? no not yet
34. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? yep, at the movie theaters
35. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? probably halloween candy
36. Ever throw up in public? does the bathroom stall count as public? then probably yes
37. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? one or the other? shit... find true love
38. Do you believe in love at first sight? no, not really
39. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? not a clue
40. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? yep
42.What message is on your answering machine? outgoing or incoming? i saved a message from an ex recently
42. What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character? Phil Hartman's Bill Clinton
43. What was the name of your first pet? Dinky
44. What is one thing you are grateful for today? FRIIIIIII-DEEEEEE!
Thursday, December 02, 2004
Public - 5:16 PM
Waah. I just want to go home, but Somebody wanted his AIM SN taken out of the blog. So, based on his real name, i used the Vagina Name Generator...
Poke00210 = me! yay!
TinkleFlower = SixHertz! yay!
**********
Poke00210 (3:16:25 PM): [CENSORED]!
TinkleFlower (3:16:31 PM): [CENSORED]!
TinkleFlower (3:16:35 PM): still at work?
Poke00210 (3:16:37 PM): YEAH
Poke00210 (3:16:40 PM): yeah
TinkleFlower (3:16:41 PM): SHIT!
Poke00210 (3:16:45 PM): getting ready to leave soon
TinkleFlower (3:16:49 PM): awesome
Poke00210 (3:16:50 PM): FUCK YEAH
TinkleFlower is no longer idle at 3:16:50 PM.
TinkleFlower (3:16:59 PM): *BELCH*
Poke00210 (3:17:14 PM):
TinkleFlower (3:17:37 PM): *jacks0r*
Poke00210 (3:19:42 PM): so what you up to baby?
Poke00210 (3:19:46 PM): man i gotta poo
TinkleFlower (3:26:03 PM): surfin'
Poke00210 (3:27:48 PM): i hate hippies
Poke00210 (3:28:00 PM): jesus, they make me want to oppress them
TinkleFlower (3:28:03 PM): i wanna [CENSORED].
Poke00210 (3:28:06 PM): because they fucking deserve it
TinkleFlower (3:28:14 PM): right.
Poke00210 (3:28:14 PM): whoa whoa whoa, like *male* hippies?
TinkleFlower (3:28:20 PM): female hippies.
Poke00210 (3:28:22 PM): because that's not cool
TinkleFlower (3:28:23 PM): and only cute ones.
Poke00210 (3:28:25 PM): oh
Poke00210 (3:28:31 PM): cute hippies?
TinkleFlower (3:28:41 PM): yeah. to make 'em even cuter.
Poke00210 (3:28:54 PM): if you mean cute as in bloody and mangled after being run over by a sleek SUV
TinkleFlower (3:28:55 PM): with a little bit of republican on 'em
TinkleFlower (3:31:34 PM): and an SUV that runs and loves iraqi oil
Poke00210 (3:31:46 PM): and goth chicks with nice legs
Poke00210 (3:37:13 PM): and lip piercings
TinkleFlower (3:37:19 PM): heh
Poke00210 (3:37:33 PM): oh man, goth/hipster chick would've looked hot in an Air force uniform!
Poke00210 (3:37:56 PM): oh, the night after you left... there was a stripper who is stationed at Travis AFB
Poke00210 (3:37:59 PM): she's cute
TinkleFlower is idle at 3:38:20 PM.
TinkleFlower (3:38:54 PM): dude, we really gotta get you off of the strippers.
Poke00210 (3:39:08 PM): OK i wholeheartedly agree
TinkleFlower is no longer idle at 3:39:12 PM.
Poke00210 (3:39:14 PM): but when you say "we"
TinkleFlower (3:39:15 PM): no more strippers for tio j
TinkleFlower (3:39:22 PM): you and I
Poke00210 (3:39:25 PM): i'm guessing you mean "me and your friends"
Poke00210 (3:39:39 PM): and i've been telling you and my friends for many months now to find me a woman
Poke00210 (3:39:44 PM): but have any of you done this?
Poke00210 (3:39:45 PM): no
TinkleFlower (3:40:18 PM): well, shit
Poke00210 (3:40:19 PM): so it's one thing to mandate behavior which you think is better for me
TinkleFlower (3:40:34 PM): GFY Tuesday: Tio Jaime
TinkleFlower (3:40:36 PM): ;)
TinkleFlower (3:40:49 PM): Go Find Yourself a woman
TinkleFlower (3:40:50 PM): GFY
Poke00210 (3:40:53 PM): but yet another thing altogether to mandate something without any governmental assistance
Poke00210 (3:40:56 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (3:41:03 PM): isn't today thursday?
TinkleFlower (3:41:10 PM): that's for next tuesday!
Poke00210 (3:41:24 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (3:41:46 PM): shit, i was bed-ridden from like tuesday 5pm all the way through this morning 5am
TinkleFlower (3:42:00 PM): why?
Poke00210 (3:42:07 PM): sick w/flu
Poke00210 (3:42:15 PM): and not bed-ridden, but couch-ridden
TinkleFlower (3:42:16 PM): ah shit
Poke00210 (3:42:19 PM): yeah fucking sucks
TinkleFlower (3:42:33 PM): that means I was probably within the sickness period with you.
Poke00210 (3:42:41 PM): fuck i hope not
TinkleFlower (3:42:41 PM): fuckity fuck.
TinkleFlower is idle at 3:46:36 PM.
TinkleFlower is no longer idle at 3:47:20 PM.
TinkleFlower is idle at 3:48:29 PM.
TinkleFlower is no longer idle at 3:53:26 PM.
TinkleFlower is idle at 4:08:36 PM.
TinkleFlower is no longer idle at 4:11:44 PM.
TinkleFlower is idle at 4:12:19 PM.
TinkleFlower is no longer idle at 4:13:46 PM.
TinkleFlower is idle at 4:14:29 PM.
TinkleFlower is no longer idle at 4:22:54 PM.
Poke00210 (4:23:05 PM): OK screw this i'm leaving work
Poke00210 (4:23:09 PM): after i print out some forms
TinkleFlower is idle at 4:24:06 PM.
TinkleFlower (4:25:32 PM): [15:16] TinkleFlower: still at work?
[15:16] Poke00210: YEAH
[15:16] Poke00210: yeah
[15:16] TinkleFlower: SHIT!
[15:16] Poke00210: getting ready to leave soon
[15:16] TinkleFlower: awesome
TinkleFlower (4:25:43 PM): so, soon is, like, an hour?
Poke00210 (4:25:46 PM): LOL
TinkleFlower (4:25:46 PM): ;)
Poke00210 (4:25:49 PM): dammit
TinkleFlower is no longer idle at 4:25:57 PM.
Poke00210 (4:26:08 PM): well i started reading about cal and our rose bowl hopes
Poke00210 (4:26:18 PM): and now i'm posting a non-political post on SHoP
TinkleFlower (4:26:29 PM): cool
TinkleFlower (4:26:36 PM): hey, when you post, make sure to ping blogrolling
Poke00210 (4:26:57 PM): umm, sure.
TinkleFlower (4:26:58 PM): otherwise, no one knows you updated.
Poke00210 (4:26:59 PM): what's that?
TinkleFlower (4:27:39 PM): http://www.blogrolling.com/ping.phtml
TinkleFlower (4:27:49 PM): use the 'single URL form'
TinkleFlower (4:28:19 PM): each time you've posted, I've gone there to ping.
Poke00210 (4:28:26 PM): ahh
TinkleFlower (4:28:29 PM): just like every time I post.
TinkleFlower (4:28:32 PM): :D
Poke00210 (4:28:32 PM): didn't know we were supposed to do that
Poke00210 (4:28:48 PM): Ok smartass, if you'd told me to do that, I would've done it
TinkleFlower (4:28:49 PM): we don't have to, but it puts us at the tops of recently updated blogs for whoever has us blogrolled.
TinkleFlower (4:28:55 PM): no biggie.
TinkleFlower (4:28:59 PM): just never got around to telling you.
TinkleFlower (4:29:01 PM): :D
Poke00210 (4:29:29 PM): hmm, i would've figured that you would've told me after three or four posts sans blogroll-pingage
TinkleFlower (4:29:50 PM): well, I guess I'm not a fucking hardass.
TinkleFlower (4:29:51 PM): :D
Poke00210 (4:30:01 PM): well i like that about you
Poke00210 (4:30:08 PM): and your tv
Poke00210 (4:30:12 PM): i like your tv about you too
TinkleFlower (4:30:21 PM): :D
Poke00210 (4:30:22 PM): hey, you ever find silent hill 2?
TinkleFlower (4:30:31 PM): fuck, no.
TinkleFlower (4:30:36 PM): It's somewhere at my parents'
Poke00210 (4:30:40 PM): eh no rush
Poke00210 (4:30:43 PM): just my little brother
Poke00210 (4:30:45 PM): fuck that guy
TinkleFlower (4:30:49 PM): hahahah ROFL
TinkleFlower (4:31:44 PM): shit, I'll pinky promise: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,140281,00.html
Poke00210 (4:32:55 PM): ooh, is this like the Stinky Pinky?
TinkleFlower (4:33:09 PM): read the story
Poke00210 (4:33:14 PM): yeah i read it
TinkleFlower (4:33:26 PM): she tells the 14 year old to pinky promise to not tell anyone that they had sex.
Poke00210 (4:33:27 PM): man, what a hottie of a teacher
TinkleFlower (4:33:42 PM): I never thought I'd idolize a 14 year old.
Poke00210 (4:33:45 PM): you know what she should "teach"
TinkleFlower (4:33:47 PM): just kidding.
TinkleFlower (4:33:48 PM): ;)
Poke00210 (4:33:51 PM): The Shocker!!!!
TinkleFlower (4:33:54 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (4:34:25 PM): "Ok, so these two go here... and the stinky pinky... oooh, yeah... goes.... unnh... HERE!"
TinkleFlower (4:34:44 PM): oh, gross, dude.
Poke00210 (4:34:54 PM): well, how else are kids to learn?
Poke00210 (4:35:21 PM): and as a proponent of The Shocker, i expected a much more jaded response from you
TinkleFlower (4:37:06 PM): I'm watching rezelscheft again
Poke00210 (4:37:15 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (4:37:23 PM): you have a link? the one i posted died
TinkleFlower (4:37:59 PM): http://www.blp.cc/mov_pics/rez300b_viewer.html
Poke00210 (4:38:58 PM): don't be scared
TinkleFlower is idle at 4:39:31 PM.
TinkleFlower (4:40:05 PM): heh
TinkleFlower is no longer idle at 4:40:12 PM.
TinkleFlower (4:46:27 PM): gotta take a shower....brb
Poke00210 (4:46:47 PM): NP headed out
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TinkleFlower (4:57:37 PM): ok, cya
Poke00210 (4:57:52 PM): fuckin poo still haven't left yet!
TinkleFlower (4:57:58 PM): LOL
TinkleFlower (4:58:05 PM): I'll ping blogrolling.
Poke00210 (4:58:10 PM): i already did
TinkleFlower (4:58:17 PM): ok, cool beans
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And after posting this a *second* time, I still haven't printed out those forms for my crews tomorrow!!! POO!
Poke00210 = me! yay!
TinkleFlower = SixHertz! yay!
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Poke00210 (3:16:25 PM): [CENSORED]!
TinkleFlower (3:16:31 PM): [CENSORED]!
TinkleFlower (3:16:35 PM): still at work?
Poke00210 (3:16:37 PM): YEAH
Poke00210 (3:16:40 PM): yeah
TinkleFlower (3:16:41 PM): SHIT!
Poke00210 (3:16:45 PM): getting ready to leave soon
TinkleFlower (3:16:49 PM): awesome
Poke00210 (3:16:50 PM): FUCK YEAH
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TinkleFlower (3:16:59 PM): *BELCH*
Poke00210 (3:17:14 PM):
TinkleFlower (3:17:37 PM): *jacks0r*
Poke00210 (3:19:42 PM): so what you up to baby?
Poke00210 (3:19:46 PM): man i gotta poo
TinkleFlower (3:26:03 PM): surfin'
Poke00210 (3:27:48 PM): i hate hippies
Poke00210 (3:28:00 PM): jesus, they make me want to oppress them
TinkleFlower (3:28:03 PM): i wanna [CENSORED].
Poke00210 (3:28:06 PM): because they fucking deserve it
TinkleFlower (3:28:14 PM): right.
Poke00210 (3:28:14 PM): whoa whoa whoa, like *male* hippies?
TinkleFlower (3:28:20 PM): female hippies.
Poke00210 (3:28:22 PM): because that's not cool
TinkleFlower (3:28:23 PM): and only cute ones.
Poke00210 (3:28:25 PM): oh
Poke00210 (3:28:31 PM): cute hippies?
TinkleFlower (3:28:41 PM): yeah. to make 'em even cuter.
Poke00210 (3:28:54 PM): if you mean cute as in bloody and mangled after being run over by a sleek SUV
TinkleFlower (3:28:55 PM): with a little bit of republican on 'em
TinkleFlower (3:31:34 PM): and an SUV that runs and loves iraqi oil
Poke00210 (3:31:46 PM): and goth chicks with nice legs
Poke00210 (3:37:13 PM): and lip piercings
TinkleFlower (3:37:19 PM): heh
Poke00210 (3:37:33 PM): oh man, goth/hipster chick would've looked hot in an Air force uniform!
Poke00210 (3:37:56 PM): oh, the night after you left... there was a stripper who is stationed at Travis AFB
Poke00210 (3:37:59 PM): she's cute
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TinkleFlower (3:38:54 PM): dude, we really gotta get you off of the strippers.
Poke00210 (3:39:08 PM): OK i wholeheartedly agree
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Poke00210 (3:39:14 PM): but when you say "we"
TinkleFlower (3:39:15 PM): no more strippers for tio j
TinkleFlower (3:39:22 PM): you and I
Poke00210 (3:39:25 PM): i'm guessing you mean "me and your friends"
Poke00210 (3:39:39 PM): and i've been telling you and my friends for many months now to find me a woman
Poke00210 (3:39:44 PM): but have any of you done this?
Poke00210 (3:39:45 PM): no
TinkleFlower (3:40:18 PM): well, shit
Poke00210 (3:40:19 PM): so it's one thing to mandate behavior which you think is better for me
TinkleFlower (3:40:34 PM): GFY Tuesday: Tio Jaime
TinkleFlower (3:40:36 PM): ;)
TinkleFlower (3:40:49 PM): Go Find Yourself a woman
TinkleFlower (3:40:50 PM): GFY
Poke00210 (3:40:53 PM): but yet another thing altogether to mandate something without any governmental assistance
Poke00210 (3:40:56 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (3:41:03 PM): isn't today thursday?
TinkleFlower (3:41:10 PM): that's for next tuesday!
Poke00210 (3:41:24 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (3:41:46 PM): shit, i was bed-ridden from like tuesday 5pm all the way through this morning 5am
TinkleFlower (3:42:00 PM): why?
Poke00210 (3:42:07 PM): sick w/flu
Poke00210 (3:42:15 PM): and not bed-ridden, but couch-ridden
TinkleFlower (3:42:16 PM): ah shit
Poke00210 (3:42:19 PM): yeah fucking sucks
TinkleFlower (3:42:33 PM): that means I was probably within the sickness period with you.
Poke00210 (3:42:41 PM): fuck i hope not
TinkleFlower (3:42:41 PM): fuckity fuck.
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Poke00210 (4:23:05 PM): OK screw this i'm leaving work
Poke00210 (4:23:09 PM): after i print out some forms
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TinkleFlower (4:25:32 PM): [15:16] TinkleFlower: still at work?
[15:16] Poke00210: YEAH
[15:16] Poke00210: yeah
[15:16] TinkleFlower: SHIT!
[15:16] Poke00210: getting ready to leave soon
[15:16] TinkleFlower: awesome
TinkleFlower (4:25:43 PM): so, soon is, like, an hour?
Poke00210 (4:25:46 PM): LOL
TinkleFlower (4:25:46 PM): ;)
Poke00210 (4:25:49 PM): dammit
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Poke00210 (4:26:08 PM): well i started reading about cal and our rose bowl hopes
Poke00210 (4:26:18 PM): and now i'm posting a non-political post on SHoP
TinkleFlower (4:26:29 PM): cool
TinkleFlower (4:26:36 PM): hey, when you post, make sure to ping blogrolling
Poke00210 (4:26:57 PM): umm, sure.
TinkleFlower (4:26:58 PM): otherwise, no one knows you updated.
Poke00210 (4:26:59 PM): what's that?
TinkleFlower (4:27:39 PM): http://www.blogrolling.com/ping.phtml
TinkleFlower (4:27:49 PM): use the 'single URL form'
TinkleFlower (4:28:19 PM): each time you've posted, I've gone there to ping.
Poke00210 (4:28:26 PM): ahh
TinkleFlower (4:28:29 PM): just like every time I post.
TinkleFlower (4:28:32 PM): :D
Poke00210 (4:28:32 PM): didn't know we were supposed to do that
Poke00210 (4:28:48 PM): Ok smartass, if you'd told me to do that, I would've done it
TinkleFlower (4:28:49 PM): we don't have to, but it puts us at the tops of recently updated blogs for whoever has us blogrolled.
TinkleFlower (4:28:55 PM): no biggie.
TinkleFlower (4:28:59 PM): just never got around to telling you.
TinkleFlower (4:29:01 PM): :D
Poke00210 (4:29:29 PM): hmm, i would've figured that you would've told me after three or four posts sans blogroll-pingage
TinkleFlower (4:29:50 PM): well, I guess I'm not a fucking hardass.
TinkleFlower (4:29:51 PM): :D
Poke00210 (4:30:01 PM): well i like that about you
Poke00210 (4:30:08 PM): and your tv
Poke00210 (4:30:12 PM): i like your tv about you too
TinkleFlower (4:30:21 PM): :D
Poke00210 (4:30:22 PM): hey, you ever find silent hill 2?
TinkleFlower (4:30:31 PM): fuck, no.
TinkleFlower (4:30:36 PM): It's somewhere at my parents'
Poke00210 (4:30:40 PM): eh no rush
Poke00210 (4:30:43 PM): just my little brother
Poke00210 (4:30:45 PM): fuck that guy
TinkleFlower (4:30:49 PM): hahahah ROFL
TinkleFlower (4:31:44 PM): shit, I'll pinky promise: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,140281,00.html
Poke00210 (4:32:55 PM): ooh, is this like the Stinky Pinky?
TinkleFlower (4:33:09 PM): read the story
Poke00210 (4:33:14 PM): yeah i read it
TinkleFlower (4:33:26 PM): she tells the 14 year old to pinky promise to not tell anyone that they had sex.
Poke00210 (4:33:27 PM): man, what a hottie of a teacher
TinkleFlower (4:33:42 PM): I never thought I'd idolize a 14 year old.
Poke00210 (4:33:45 PM): you know what she should "teach"
TinkleFlower (4:33:47 PM): just kidding.
TinkleFlower (4:33:48 PM): ;)
Poke00210 (4:33:51 PM): The Shocker!!!!
TinkleFlower (4:33:54 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (4:34:25 PM): "Ok, so these two go here... and the stinky pinky... oooh, yeah... goes.... unnh... HERE!"
TinkleFlower (4:34:44 PM): oh, gross, dude.
Poke00210 (4:34:54 PM): well, how else are kids to learn?
Poke00210 (4:35:21 PM): and as a proponent of The Shocker, i expected a much more jaded response from you
TinkleFlower (4:37:06 PM): I'm watching rezelscheft again
Poke00210 (4:37:15 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (4:37:23 PM): you have a link? the one i posted died
TinkleFlower (4:37:59 PM): http://www.blp.cc/mov_pics/rez300b_viewer.html
Poke00210 (4:38:58 PM): don't be scared
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TinkleFlower (4:40:05 PM): heh
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TinkleFlower (4:46:27 PM): gotta take a shower....brb
Poke00210 (4:46:47 PM): NP headed out
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TinkleFlower (4:57:37 PM): ok, cya
Poke00210 (4:57:52 PM): fuckin poo still haven't left yet!
TinkleFlower (4:57:58 PM): LOL
TinkleFlower (4:58:05 PM): I'll ping blogrolling.
Poke00210 (4:58:10 PM): i already did
TinkleFlower (4:58:17 PM): ok, cool beans
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And after posting this a *second* time, I still haven't printed out those forms for my crews tomorrow!!! POO!
Public - 4:57 PM
Brent, I'm gonna blow up the California Aqueduct so you and your precious Dodgers and Angels and Lakers don't have any water.
Public - 3:25 PM
From this article at sfgiants.com
"With Nen hurt, San Francisco moved deluxe setup specialist Matt Herges into the closing role in 2004..."
Oh that's lovely. Is that what we're calling it nowadays?
And oh shit...
"Any hopes of Nen seeing action again are remote. Trainer Stan Conte said Tuesday the veteran's rotator cuff is 70 percent torn and can't be fixed by surgery."
I'm now going to change my background on xanga. always know that i love the giants, but i just really miss seattle right now...
"With Nen hurt, San Francisco moved deluxe setup specialist Matt Herges into the closing role in 2004..."
Oh that's lovely. Is that what we're calling it nowadays?
And oh shit...
"Any hopes of Nen seeing action again are remote. Trainer Stan Conte said Tuesday the veteran's rotator cuff is 70 percent torn and can't be fixed by surgery."
I'm now going to change my background on xanga. always know that i love the giants, but i just really miss seattle right now...
