Tio Jaime: Aleph One

I like when people find this page through wacky searches...

wacky search

i do like cleavage, yes. unfortunately my site isn't turning up as one of the search results...

Lori and Bolo Miss Their Ticket on 'Race'

This sucks. The only things left on the show worth mentioning are Hayden's boobs.

A special "Fuck Yeah" goes out to Lori Harvey, who noted the following...

"We're backwoods country people. We're more real," Harvey told the AP, referring to their competitors. "I was so tired of `oh baby' this and `oh honey' that. I was like, would you please remove that word `baby' from your vocabulary?"

I've noticed this from very early on in the season. It sucks that the remaining four teams are the couples guiltiest of this annoying habit. Baby.

I would've linked to where I blogged my annoyance at these couples, but alas, i have not been able to blog this season due to a lack of an internet connection and lincoln's AIM eating a post.

OK it looks as if i've blogged this season all of twice. First, the season premiere where i actually do get sick of the "baby this, and baby that" and within the first fifteen minutes already hate that cockmaster. Second, when the cockmaster gets eliminated from the race. Oh most glorious, glorious episode!!! I'm still jazzed about that...

WHY LIFE IN TIO JAIME NATION SUCKS RIGHT NOW

1) Despite crapping this morning prior to showering (which is good, as then you get rid of that not-so-fresh-feeling), I have crapped again here at work, not 5 hours afterwards.
2) I left the directions to that umpiring meeting on my bed this morning.
3) I fucking fell asleep during the last 20 mins of TAR6 last night, thereby missing the elimination of Lori and Bolo
4) Despite my taping last night's episode of TAR6 for 'Trose!, I didn't tape the last 20 mins as I had paused the VCR during a commercial, fallen asleep as described above, and as such was not able to resume recording.

all my love,
Jihad Jimmy (explore SHoP for the nomenclature change)

Got my Shuffle!!! No time right now to post, and you'll probably ahve to wait until the weekend since i don't have internet. Although considering the gravity of this all, I'm tempted to go to a cafe tonight to post here and on SHoP.

Details to follow, but suffice it to say that FedEx sucks. Buncha damn dyslexic fucktards.

Man you got some weird-assed people out there... somebody found this xanga page by the following search in yahoo...

"Grace" and Jason and filipina and fuck

OH MAN THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!" Watching Dodgeball w/my mom right now...

"If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball!"

Well, other news...

1) Not too surprising, but IE sucks my balls. My TiBook running Safari can easily display my blog anti-aliased. IE can suck my balls.
2) Oh, guess what's coming on Monday!!!

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it should arrive within 5 days of shipment.

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There was a bit more I wanted to blog this week, but unfortunately, I've been pretty occupied @ work. Oh, yeah we moved out of the Santa Clara yard, and I'm back in Benicia. Although I think I blogged that already...

Happy Inauguration Day! If you're reading this and suffered even a little bit of PEST, 1) pull your head out of your ass, 2) go fuck yourself, and 3)

FUCKING GET OVER IT ALREADY

OK. If I know you and like you, then please disregard 1) and 2). But 3) still applies. You know who you are.

and also, ha ha fuck you, you retard cockmaster. Damn they look like pornstars

BEST EPISODE OF THE AMAZING RACE EVER

holy sweet kick me in the nuts! what a fucking rad-assed episode!!!

Poke00210 (8:31:56 PM): hello dere!
Poke00210 (8:32:21 PM): going radio silent at t-minus 37m40s
“Poke00210” is away from the computer as of 8:32:29 PM.
Poke00210 (8:33:05 PM): watching NCIS right now
Poke00210 (8:33:46 PM): this show kinda sucks... you'd think i'd like it because it has navy chicks
Poke00210 (8:33:52 PM): although it doens't really have navy chicks
Poke00210 (8:38:47 PM): and dammit
Poke00210 (8:39:38 PM): now orquiza's IMming me because he's using the shitty Apple address book to manage AIM screennames
Poke00210 (8:47:01 PM): t-minus 13m
Poke00210 (8:58:51 PM): OK NCIS is about done
Poke00210 (8:58:58 PM): although they didn't really resolve the episode
Poke00210 (9:00:34 PM): OK and they aren't going to resolve the episode
Poke00210 (9:00:44 PM): these shows like the word "hinky"
Poke00210 (9:00:51 PM): which is where i suppose D&M got it
Poke00210 (9:01:01 PM): Previosuly on TAR
Poke00210 (9:01:20 PM): adam attempts deep sea diving
Poke00210 (9:01:24 PM): despite him bein ga tool
Poke00210 (9:01:42 PM): ooh hi hayden
Poke00210 (9:01:56 PM): yay for non-elimination of hayden
Poke00210 (9:02:04 PM): A! MAZE! ING!\
Poke00210 (9:02:06 PM): AMAZING!\
Poke00210 (9:02:09 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (9:02:10 PM): AMAZING!
Poke00210 (9:02:19 PM): ooh hi lena and christy
Poke00210 (9:02:26 PM): A- MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (9:02:30 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (9:02:33 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (9:02:43 PM): A! MAZE! ING! AMAZING!
Poke00210 (9:03:03 PM): yay for stupid AOL commercials
Poke00210 (9:05:46 PM): Corsica la la la 7th pit stop la la la oh hi hayden
Poke00210 (9:05:50 PM): she still has an old head
Poke00210 (9:06:03 PM): heh, phil said, "stripped"
Poke00210 (9:06:15 PM): rebecca/adam first to depart 12:12M
Poke00210 (9:06:16 PM): am
Poke00210 (9:06:28 PM): travel by ferry to Nice
Poke00210 (9:06:58 PM): freddy/kendra 2nd to depart 2:03am
Poke00210 (9:07:09 PM): too bad you're a tool
Poke00210 (9:07:18 PM): lori/bolo 3rd to depart 2:13am?
Poke00210 (9:07:30 PM): kris/john 4th to depart 2:14
Poke00210 (9:07:33 PM): nice boobies
Poke00210 (9:07:41 PM): jonathan/victoria 5th to depart 2:18
Poke00210 (9:07:54 PM): oh, great, you're splitting control
Poke00210 (9:08:01 PM): hayden/aaron last to depart 2:51am
Poke00210 (9:08:33 PM): "aaron don't be an ass"
Poke00210 (9:08:50 PM): i would pay hayden for sexual favors
Poke00210 (9:08:51 PM): yessir
Poke00210 (9:09:27 PM): hayden should show more cleavage
Poke00210 (9:09:29 PM): boob shot
Poke00210 (9:09:43 PM): it was cooler when gus went shirtless
Poke00210 (9:09:50 PM): i don't like the cockmaster
Poke00210 (9:10:17 PM): what a cock
Poke00210 (9:10:24 PM): yay shitty french accents
Poke00210 (9:10:43 PM): arrettey!
Poke00210 (9:11:18 PM): Teams must now fly to addis ababa, ethiopia
Poke00210 (9:11:36 PM): lori bolo
Poke00210 (9:11:57 PM): why does rebecca get unnecessarily excited? and then depressed about poverty she hasn't even seen yet
Poke00210 (9:12:05 PM): hayden/aaron in 4th place
Poke00210 (9:12:16 PM): shitty french accednts
Poke00210 (9:12:26 PM): and who gives a fuck how depressing it's gonna be?
Poke00210 (9:12:43 PM): yes, very fast
Poke00210 (9:12:49 PM): cockmaster!
Poke00210 (9:13:37 PM): T just called
Poke00210 (9:13:40 PM): wants to borrow the tape
Poke00210 (9:13:44 PM): hpe my mom is taping it
Poke00210 (9:14:03 PM): OK she's not
Poke00210 (9:14:19 PM): OK baby
Poke00210 (9:14:34 PM): lori/bolo only team on first flight?
Poke00210 (9:14:52 PM): lori/bolo may have a multi-hour lead
Poke00210 (9:15:54 PM): yay victoria was victorious
Poke00210 (9:16:18 PM): they're staying in the airport in rome
Poke00210 (9:16:27 PM): whoa was that hayden?
Poke00210 (9:16:31 PM): she looked pretty frump-tastic
Poke00210 (9:16:47 PM): "Do you have a pen, babe?"
Poke00210 (9:16:53 PM): STFU
Poke00210 (9:17:27 PM): yeah so she can't keep her mouth shut, at least she's not a pussy
Poke00210 (9:17:32 PM): ha ha, she hates being with you
Poke00210 (9:17:41 PM): you big pussy
Poke00210 (9:17:48 PM): "you're very abusive"
Poke00210 (9:18:10 PM): heh, nice job tard-boy
Poke00210 (9:18:39 PM): Constantine?
Poke00210 (9:19:03 PM): calling T righ tnow
Poke00210 (9:19:04 PM): right now
Poke00210 (9:21:17 PM): WTF is this?
Poke00210 (9:21:33 PM): some fruity shit where they doll up a porta potty
Poke00210 (9:21:43 PM): dude, you are such a tard
Poke00210 (9:21:50 PM): and it's all on tape
Poke00210 (9:21:57 PM): and also preserved here in the blogosphere
Poke00210 (9:22:05 PM): did i mention, nice job tard-boy?
Poke00210 (9:22:21 PM): hayden/aaron, freddy/kendra on air france
Poke00210 (9:22:27 PM): some other people on lufthansa
Poke00210 (9:23:04 PM): "go babe!"
Poke00210 (9:23:53 PM): yeah obviously you want to help the weaker teams if only for not having to face the stronger team
Poke00210 (9:24:08 PM): think of The Weakest Link
Poke00210 (9:24:26 PM): when there were three people left, usually the smartest was voted off
Poke00210 (9:24:35 PM): unless the other two were stupid enough not to realize what would happen
Poke00210 (9:25:07 PM): i missed what happened?
Poke00210 (9:25:10 PM): shit
Poke00210 (9:25:16 PM): something about directing your driver
Poke00210 (9:25:20 PM): to Lou's Village!
Poke00210 (9:25:34 PM): oh STFU about the poverty!
Poke00210 (9:25:38 PM): god you're dumb
Poke00210 (9:26:09 PM): oh so if people are Ok with they're situation?
Poke00210 (9:26:20 PM): OK now cockmaster has a guide who can't speak english at all
Poke00210 (9:26:40 PM): Detour!
Poke00210 (9:26:53 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons
Poke00210 (9:26:58 PM): Raise the roof or Mud the Hut
Poke00210 (9:27:30 PM): umm, no why would you mud the hut?
Poke00210 (9:27:42 PM): oh shit, lori/bolo are mudding
Poke00210 (9:27:47 PM): but so is team cockmaster
Poke00210 (9:28:11 PM): OK so he takes his clothes off to mud a hut
Poke00210 (9:28:12 PM): COCKMASTER
Poke00210 (9:28:47 PM): i think people are confused by the whole 2/3 of a mile thing
Poke00210 (9:28:53 PM): oh but no hayden and her two ffriends
Poke00210 (9:29:30 PM): A or B: lori or victoria
Poke00210 (9:29:37 PM): oh and now she's callign him Honey
Poke00210 (9:29:49 PM): you fucking pussy
Poke00210 (9:30:04 PM): you don't deserve to be in first
Poke00210 (9:30:10 PM): go to St. George's Chuirch
Poke00210 (9:30:13 PM): carved underground?
Poke00210 (9:30:20 PM): see, this is why this is a quality show
Poke00210 (9:30:41 PM): "c'mon you damn donkey. move your ass you ass"
Poke00210 (9:30:49 PM): "good job, babe!"
Poke00210 (9:30:54 PM): at least i wanna dry hump you
Poke00210 (9:31:04 PM): kris/jon in 3rd place
Poke00210 (9:31:12 PM): becasue they all CHOSE TO RAISE THE ROOF
Poke00210 (9:31:24 PM): LOL he called you an ass, hayden
Poke00210 (9:31:54 PM): that's stupid why didn't the strong team do the roof thing?
Poke00210 (9:32:26 PM): JONATHAN HELP HER
Poke00210 (9:32:54 PM): oh this little chick is cute
Poke00210 (9:32:59 PM): too bad she's only 9 or so
Poke00210 (9:33:16 PM): speaking of which, i like getting drunk @ mitch's apartment
Poke00210 (9:33:17 PM): heh
Poke00210 (9:34:59 PM): heh
Poke00210 (9:35:07 PM): missy elliott vs. acdc
Poke00210 (9:35:15 PM): heard it @ the zoo on sunday
Poke00210 (9:35:24 PM): also found missy elliott vs. george michael
Poke00210 (9:36:04 PM): Mind over matter
Poke00210 (9:36:07 PM): waht a cockmaster
Poke00210 (9:36:56 PM): i can see them discontinuing the yield
Poke00210 (9:37:01 PM): next season
Poke00210 (9:37:13 PM): gimme my shoes gimme my shoes
Poke00210 (9:37:21 PM): c'mon baby!
Poke00210 (9:37:25 PM): RETARD
Poke00210 (9:37:40 PM): you watch, next season there wont' be any couples because these are too damn annoying
Poke00210 (9:38:02 PM): This is the second of three Yields
Poke00210 (9:38:10 PM): one team can force any other team to yield
Poke00210 (9:38:30 PM): "we choose not to yield anyone"
Poke00210 (9:38:56 PM): A Roadblock is a task that only one person can perform. ***and one person can do no more than 6*** ha ha fuck you useless-chick
Poke00210 (9:39:02 PM): umm, something about finding a match
Poke00210 (9:39:11 PM): yum. hayden
Poke00210 (9:39:15 PM): man i gotta poo
Poke00210 (9:39:35 PM): yay energy in a church
Poke00210 (9:39:40 PM): they were admiring your boobs
Poke00210 (9:39:49 PM): OK she has to match crosses?
Poke00210 (9:40:01 PM): kendra can't breathe
Poke00210 (9:40:33 PM): they held your backpack because they wanted to have sex with a white woman
Poke00210 (9:40:45 PM): "have some self-respect victoria!"
Poke00210 (9:40:48 PM): WTF does that mean?
Poke00210 (9:41:00 PM): yay-den!
Poke00210 (9:41:16 PM): OK balai wants to have sex with you.
Poke00210 (9:41:30 PM): Teams must now travel by foot to some lookout
Poke00210 (9:42:41 PM): Who has an eye for detail?
Poke00210 (9:42:45 PM): umm OK nice job lori
Poke00210 (9:43:09 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (9:43:17 PM): they didn't bring the two fucking donkeys!!!
Poke00210 (9:43:26 PM): OH MAN THAT'S GREAT
Poke00210 (9:43:32 PM): FUCK YOU COCKMASTER
Poke00210 (9:43:57 PM): nice job opening it around lori
Poke00210 (9:44:03 PM): although i guess lori didn't see
Poke00210 (9:44:32 PM): yay for wacky ethopians giving white people things
Poke00210 (9:44:52 PM): WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT
Poke00210 (9:45:11 PM): WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU HELP THE COCKMASTER
Poke00210 (9:45:22 PM): it's not too late
Poke00210 (9:45:28 PM): cockmaster still could come in last
Poke00210 (9:45:33 PM): dumb asshold
Poke00210 (9:45:35 PM): asshole
Poke00210 (9:46:39 PM): great
Poke00210 (9:46:51 PM): a french bee is humping a CGI flower in a nasonex commercial
Poke00210 (9:47:00 PM): hi MILF
Poke00210 (9:47:22 PM): llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Poke00210 (9:47:25 PM): fuck
Poke00210 (9:47:31 PM): i fell asleep on my computer
Poke00210 (9:47:41 PM): sideways?
Poke00210 (9:47:57 PM): was that the asian chick from Dancing @ tthe Blue Iguana?
Poke00210 (9:47:57 PM): i miss grace
Poke00210 (9:48:18 PM): falling asleep again
Poke00210 (9:48:36 PM): Numb3rs premieres after football on sunday
Poke00210 (9:49:38 PM): "Never send a woman to do a man's job"
Poke00210 (9:49:44 PM): said rebecca
Poke00210 (9:50:15 PM): making the ethiopian carry your hayden-stuff
Poke00210 (9:50:23 PM): yay vacation to exotic mexico
Poke00210 (9:50:29 PM): hayden/aaron first to arrive
Poke00210 (9:50:37 PM): shit, they went from last to first!
Poke00210 (9:50:38 PM): they're lucky
Poke00210 (9:50:47 PM): lori/bolo team #2
Poke00210 (9:50:58 PM): kris/jon team #3
Poke00210 (9:51:04 PM): yay! good job!
Poke00210 (9:51:21 PM): eat it freddy
Poke00210 (9:51:38 PM): nice job tard
Poke00210 (9:51:46 PM): adam's gonna fuck it up
Poke00210 (9:51:54 PM): and now he's behind freddy
Poke00210 (9:51:59 PM): how the fuck did theyd o that
Poke00210 (9:52:00 PM): nice job
Poke00210 (9:52:15 PM): tard
Poke00210 (9:52:19 PM): "i can't see"
Poke00210 (9:52:35 PM): OK please pleaes please please please please eliminate cockmaster
Poke00210 (9:52:48 PM): you fucking woman
Poke00210 (9:52:56 PM): "i was right there!"
Poke00210 (9:52:59 PM): little girl
Poke00210 (9:53:31 PM): freddy/kendra team #4
Poke00210 (9:53:46 PM): WTF
Poke00210 (9:54:03 PM): yeah yeah whatever like cockmaster really can make it
Poke00210 (9:54:08 PM): whoa what a surprise
Poke00210 (9:54:14 PM): adam/rebecca team #5
Poke00210 (9:54:20 PM): why is she fanning him?
Poke00210 (9:54:27 PM): GOODBYE COCKMASTER
Poke00210 (9:54:38 PM): OH THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE *EVER*
Poke00210 (9:54:53 PM): COCKMASTER, LAST TEAM TO ARRIVE
Poke00210 (9:55:06 PM): I'M "SORRY" TO TELL YOU YOU'VE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THE RACE
Poke00210 (9:55:18 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP
Poke00210 (9:55:51 PM): Stay chuned for scenes from our next episode!
Poke00210 (9:57:00 PM): MAN WHAT GREAT EPISODE
Poke00210 (9:57:39 PM): best episode *ever*
Poke00210 (9:58:03 PM): On the next pisode of TAR
Poke00210 (9:58:09 PM): adam/rebecca
Poke00210 (9:58:14 PM): ooh hayden yay
Poke00210 (9:58:28 PM): GOOD EPISODE

Guess who still hasn't shipped my iPod Shuffle?

Click for answer...

heh, OK... sorry, here's the real answer

Sorry I haven't been xangaing recently. I've been at SHoP doing some hardcore political shit. Drop by, you just might like it. All two of you.

Yay for strip club related posts!!!

Go visit my guest post here and then stay for a while and see some more of the House of Pain...

Poke00210 = newest owner of Apple's iPod Shuffle
VelvetLovePocket = Vagina name for MwHCock

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VelvetLovePocket (2:00:05 PM): I'm skipping class
VelvetLovePocket (2:00:08 PM): it's my birthday
VelvetLovePocket (2:00:09 PM): fuck it
Poke00210 (2:00:13 PM): your b-day!
Poke00210 (2:00:16 PM): happy birthdya!
VelvetLovePocket (2:00:21 PM): thanks dude
Poke00210 (2:00:21 PM): and dude, i bought a shuffle
VelvetLovePocket (2:00:32 PM): it's cool to skip class on your birthday, right?
VelvetLovePocket (2:00:37 PM): tell me it's okay
Poke00210 (2:00:41 PM): what would jimmy do?
VelvetLovePocket (2:00:48 PM): skip class?
Poke00210 (2:00:58 PM): *and* go to the zoo
VelvetLovePocket (2:01:01 PM): I mean, SKIP CL!!!!
VelvetLovePocket (2:01:03 PM): nice
Poke00210 (2:01:13 PM): well, not really go to the zoo by myself onmy b-day
Poke00210 (2:01:16 PM): that's kinda odd
VelvetLovePocket (2:01:20 PM): word
VelvetLovePocket (2:01:25 PM): but I can skip class
VelvetLovePocket (2:01:35 PM): I can download the lecture later and listen to it
VelvetLovePocket (2:01:48 PM): our lectures are posted as mp3s
Poke00210 (2:01:50 PM): do it! do it now!
Poke00210 (2:02:05 PM): you should listen to your lectures while you look at porn
VelvetLovePocket (2:02:11 PM): nice
Poke00210 (2:02:19 PM): if you do it through iphoto, you can have a slideshow of porn set to your lectures
Poke00210 (2:02:31 PM): and export that slideshow to quicktime
VelvetLovePocket (2:02:39 PM): nice
VelvetLovePocket (2:03:04 PM): That macmini can go from $599 to $800+ very quick
VelvetLovePocket (2:03:16 PM): just add supredrive, and airport and buletooth
Poke00210 (2:03:43 PM): oh yeah
Poke00210 (2:03:44 PM): i bet
Poke00210 (2:03:58 PM): whoa whoa, airport not included?
VelvetLovePocket (2:04:05 PM): nope
VelvetLovePocket (2:07:48 PM): which size ipod shuffle did you get?
Poke00210 (2:08:05 PM): 1gb
Poke00210 (2:08:19 PM): i got a settlement check from the dude who rear-ended me last night
Poke00210 (2:08:32 PM): ooh yessir, jimmy earned himself an iPod
VelvetLovePocket (2:08:38 PM): noyce
Poke00210 (2:08:52 PM): do you know how many of these non-mac-believers around me have ipods?
Poke00210 (2:08:57 PM): sweet merciful crap
Poke00210 (2:09:13 PM): and here i am, a loyal apple foot soldier... iPod-less
VelvetLovePocket (2:09:19 PM): Apple just won over a lot of people today
Poke00210 (2:09:25 PM): oh shit yeah
Poke00210 (2:09:38 PM): i wish it had a screen though
VelvetLovePocket (2:10:03 PM): yeah
VelvetLovePocket (2:10:09 PM): but for $159
VelvetLovePocket (2:10:14 PM): that is really cheap
Poke00210 (2:10:33 PM): how much are comparable flash based players?
VelvetLovePocket (2:10:40 PM): for a gig?
VelvetLovePocket (2:10:42 PM): dunno
Poke00210 (2:12:05 PM): i've just been waiting for this iPod dealie to come down in price enough for jimmy
Poke00210 (2:12:12 PM): the mini was still too expensive
VelvetLovePocket (2:12:17 PM): I am gonna get the Mac Mini
VelvetLovePocket (2:12:22 PM): my first desktop mac
Poke00210 (2:12:24 PM): that looks fucking sweet
VelvetLovePocket (2:14:13 PM): I think I'm going to keep it by my TV to watch divx movies and download big files
VelvetLovePocket (2:14:30 PM): You can send video to it over svideo out
Poke00210 (2:16:05 PM): to your tv...
VelvetLovePocket (2:16:13 PM): yes
VelvetLovePocket (2:16:21 PM): booyah

I'm saving time by passing off one of my comments as an original post. Here's my comment in its entirety, in its full-blown, unadulterated jimmy-glory.

(original SHoP post here.)
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I think it's very important that you extended the GFY to "the California Voters who were retarded enough to vote for her". Many times, we forget that the lunacy is not unique to the Democrud in question, but all the stupid fucktards living amongst us who do Nazi things like tell my friend to move away from the door when smoking outside when she's just passing by and really isn't affected by his smoking.

I swear to fuck, you fuckholes just don't know when to stop do you? You won't be happy until the rest of the nation is as miserable as you are. You won't stop until everybody around you is so distraught because of the election, or because of the environment, or because third world tsunami victims are forcing slavery onto elephants by making them clear debris, or because people are dying of AIDS, or because people are too lazy to speak proper English, or because too many people believe in Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, OR BECAUSE SOMEBODY ISN'T FOLLOWING SOME STUPID ANTI-TOBACCO LAW AND YOU FEEL THE GODDAM NEED TO MAKE SOME SHITTY, POLITICAL, FEEL-GOOD STATEMENT.

FUCK YOU YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING PAY.

I'm going to San Francisco tonight. I have spray paint and i'm not afraid to goddam use it. Pray that I don't park behind your bumper stickers.

You have been warned.
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all my love,
Tio Jaime, Goth/Hipster Chick enthusiast

[update date=20050724 time=1348 reason=anonymization]
AIM IM with Jihad Jimmy
7:08 PM
Jihad Jimmy: howdy
Jihad Jimmy: oh yes i'm here at 1465 emory st on lincoln's computer
Jihad Jimmy: oh hi hayden boobs
Jihad Jimmy: jonathan is a cock
7:10 PM
Jihad Jimmy: A MAZE ING
Jihad Jimmy: AMAZING
Jihad Jimmy: A MAZE ING
Jihad Jimmy: AMAZING
Jihad Jimmy: ooh strippers
Jihad Jimmy: HELLO DERE
Jihad Jimmy: lincoln is slo-moing through the lena & kristy intro
Jihad Jimmy: A MAZING RACE
Jihad Jimmy: A MAZING RACE!
Jihad Jimmy: dude, adam *is* a pussy
Jihad Jimmy: link has some pretty good insights
Jihad Jimmy: i'll try to have him 3am criticize the next episode
Jihad Jimmy: Berlin, Germany
Jihad Jimmy: ooh, social and political turmoil
Jihad Jimmy: brandenburg gate, 5th pit stop
Jihad Jimmy: boobie shot
Jihad Jimmy: goddam kendra has nice boobies
Jihad Jimmy: Checkpoint Charlie!
Jihad Jimmy: cock & victoria
Jihad Jimmy: 2nd to depart
Jihad Jimmy: hayden/somebody unimportant
Jihad Jimmy: Proceed to: Olympic Stadium
7:15 PM
Jihad Jimmy: Kris/Jon
Jihad Jimmy: 4th to depart
Jihad Jimmy: Gus/Hera
Jihad Jimmy: 5th to depart
Jihad Jimmy: i like his hat
Jihad Jimmy: Adam/Rebecca
Jihad Jimmy: tard, she almost got run over
Jihad Jimmy: Lori/bolo
Jihad Jimmy: 1936 olympic stadium
Jihad Jimmy: no, checkpoint charlie is *not* code name for Gestapo

oh bogus

link's shit ate my post

tio j
[/update]

Whoa, happy birthday to me! Apparently, this banner tells me that I joined xanga 365 days ago, and I still haven't upgraded to premium.

Umm, yeah. Sorry about that.

oh wait, 2004 was a leap year huh? OK so i guess i joined on 07 january 2004 then... well, in any case, tonight we drink for today-- today, I am a man!

1) Pigfuckers! What in the shit is this inappropriate content boolsheet?!?
2) Nice job with the form e-mail, there. Not.
3) I wonder what Rachel looks like when she's peeing...

--- BlogExplosion <rachel@blogexplosion.com>wrote:

> Date: Thu, 6 Jan 2005 01:44:18 +0100
> To: jimmy_j@yahoo.com
> Subject: Blog Explosion - Blog denied for
> questionable content
> From: BlogExplosion <rachel@blogexplosion.com>
>
> Sorry your blog has been denied at BlogExplosion as
> we have deemed the content on your blog as content
> that is not appropriate for other members.
>
> Sorry
> BlogExplosion Team
>
> Sincerly,
> BlogExplosion Team
>
> http://www.blogexplosion.com
>
> Contact us here:
> http://www.blogexplosion.com/contact/
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ALTERNATE ENDING TO SHoP POST (original post here)

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...alternative to the pitiful "holiday" of Kwanzaa.

If your panties are in a bunch because I stepped on your toes (ooh, you like that double metaphor action? did i mention that i'm an engineer?), go down to Red Wing and buy yourself some nice steel toed boots. And then we can go to Victoria's Secret and look at/touch/sniff the panties.

I suppose you can sniff the boots too, as new shoes smell almost as nice as new cars.
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In an attempt to stave off SixHertz intervention by self-policing, I will start to post ancillary and auxiliary information here at xanga.

all my love,
Tio Jaime

Toeing the SHoP Line, Jimmy Style!!!

This was originally on SixHertz House of Pain, but has since been removed.

So cleavage is OK but two drunk blondes peeing (quite possibly on each other) is out of the question?

Oh, wait. Yeah. That makes complete sense in the whole Inappropriate spectrum...

Many thanks to SixHertz for gingerly and consistently putting up with my TioJaime-ness and not just banning my politically incorrect ass. He's probably just playing the TioJaime's intelligent post lotto in the hopes of hitting a nice prize.

Although, SixH, you'll be pleased to know that I'm taking a page out of the Don and Mike playbook and toning down the naughtiness while still maintaining the Spirit of Tio Jaime.

And don't worry, the naughtiness will still be available right here on the xanga page.