Sunday, September 18, 2005

 

i scare myself sometimes

perhaps i'll uncensor the chat as the Tio Jaime Nation Ministry of Information and Disinformation permits. Stay chuned.

sun-dee night chat!
11:02 PM
TioJ: so as the [CENSORED], is it my job to execute any skeletons in your closet?
TioJ: perhaps take your exes fishing in the Berkeley Marina in my new boat?
TioJ: see that your enemies have "accidents" when they're on their way to work?
11:05 PM
SixH: yeah dude. :)
SixH: you're scaring Shiraz. :P
TioJ: oh that's fucking sweet
TioJ: i scare myself sometimes
TioJ: oh man, what a freaky coincidence...
SixH: how so?
TioJ: was reading a giants recap after i asked you that initial question...
SixH: I'm talking to my folks.
TioJ: The mother of Laci Peterson, Sharon Rocha, threw out the ceremonial first pitch as the Giants held a "Resolve to stop the violence" ceremony before the game. A photo was shown on the big screen of Laci, whose husband Scott was sentenced to death for killing her and the couple's unborn child.
SixH: dude, that's not right.
TioJ: i'll get a boat
SixH: ok, dude.

Enjoy the upcoming mon-dee. I know i will.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

# Posted by Tio Jaime @ 11:08 PM 0 comments

Sunday, September 04, 2005

 

Welcome, SHoP Refugees

All thee seeking political correctness asylum from the Minitrue, seek what hath been deprived from ye here...
OK let's get down and dirty... anything censored down below? check out Tio Jaime: Aleph One to fill in the blanks...

I wonder if that reprobate can even read.
TioJ: ooh found something naughty on totalfark
11:15 PM
SixH: God, I wanna kill that Kanye West asshole.
TioJ: url?
SixH: http://gorillamask.net/kanyebush.shtml
SixH: dude couldn't string a sentence together if his life depended on it.
TioJ: Kanye West: "George Bush doesn't care about black people."
TioJ: well fuck is this a complaint, or a invitation?
11:20 PM
TioJ: heh, i like how you can see Mike Myers shooting mind bullets over to that kid saying "SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. NOW!!!"
SixH: I know!
SixH: He wasn't reading from the teleprompter, couldn't you tell?
TioJ: OK i'm sorry, you know what? fuck the red cross.
TioJ: you wanna try to garner my sympathy *that* way?
SixH: I wonder if that reprobate can even read.
TioJ: good call. I'm gonna go out and buy NCAA 06 Football now
SixH: haha
TioJ: no i was listening to him.... he wasn't speaking full-on ebonics
TioJ: he was using verbs and conjugation
TioJ: so i think he was *trying* to look smart
TioJ: but he found himself floundering, so he just resorted to the "Bush sucks!" type of leftist bullshit
TioJ: that's cool, asshole. I'm buying a video game in honor of your brothers trapped in New Orleans.
TioJ: leave it to me to find a way to give the Red Cross a big, giant Fuck You

That last line just about sums up your good buddy Tio Jaime. It's not my sole purpose in life to find the way to find that way, but trust me when I say that I can. I'll be over here if you guys need me...

Condi? Sellout.
SixH: You notice how sellout blacks are the normal, successful ones, while the "hero" blacks are the thug sports celebrities and rappers?
11:25 PM
SixH: Condi? Sellout.
TioJ: oh yeah. she was a House Negress.
TioJ: A regular Aunt Jemima.
SixH: Justice Thomas? Sellout.
TioJ: More like Justice Uncle Tom
SixH: yup

If you couldn't recognize the sarcasm above, perhaps the SHoP is not right for you? Rarely will i want to discourage regular readers from visiting, but really, with your interests in mind, maybe you can glean entertainment from a less intelligent site? Check out SixH's friends from a few posts ago...

And before I forget, check TJ:A1 to see the mild racial invectives that the Minitrue SixH probably wouldn't want on the SHoP...

How dare they make it so quick an argument about race.

SixH: and then you have the black caucus.
SixH: which just about made me want to throw my TV out of the window.
SixH: Unbelievable what they get away with.
TioJ: what'd they say?
SixH: http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/09/02/black.lawmakers.ap/index.html
SixH: How dare they make it so quick an argument about race.
SixH: to hell with them all, I say.
TioJ: fuck em!
SixH: I'm not helping a goddam one of them.
TioJ: fuck it, let's give 'em reparations in the form of one way tickets back to precious Africa
SixH: Just like I didn't help any of those indonesian, america-hating bastards.
TioJ: the ones who wear Osama t-shirts?
SixH: haha
SixH: yup
SixH: be careful about posting this, dude.
TioJ: yeah that's just what I was thinking
TioJ: perhaps an uncensored version @ TJ:A1
SixH: oh god.
SixH: :D
11:30 PM
TioJ: WTF?
TioJ: Watson and others also took issue with the word "refugee" being used to describe hurricane victims."'Refugee' calls up to mind people that come from different lands and have to be taken care of. These are American citizens," Watson said.Added Rep. Elijah Cummings, D-Maryland: "They are not refugees. I hate that word."
TioJ: yeah waste our fucking time arguing about semantics and political correctness
SixH: That's why they get the big bucks.
TioJ: AND THEY'RE GODDAM SEEKING REFUGE!
TioJ: WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU WANT TO CALL THEM?

And again, as before. Something somewhat racially insensitive censored above.

# Posted by Tio Jaime @ 5:17 PM 0 comments

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