Tio Jaime: Aleph One

Soggy Brent: best description I can give you of engineer girl...combine Mary from something about mary with a foul-mouthed carrie from Sex and the City.

only engineer girl doesn't look like a horse

oh, and McGuyver for good measure

****EDIT: OK the reasons i chose mary and carrie are because Engineer-Girl-in-Training seems like one of those girls who can easily be "one of the guys".Also, EGIT has lots of shoes and likes to shop. Fuck if i know, i only watched one season of sex and the city...

Oh, and do you realize just how much money ABC could make if they release macGuyver on DVD?

SPECIAL DOUBLEHEADER EDITION OF THE 3AM CRITICIZING OF THE AMAZING RACE 5!!!

Dearest Mirna...

I miss you dearly, and Nooneh still has no idea

Yours,
James

**********

Poke00210 (3:21:19 PM): hello dere
“Poke00210” is away from the computer as of 3:21:23 PM.
Poke00210 (3:22:04 PM): please to be staying tuned for The Amazing Race 5
Poke00210 (3:22:07 PM): !
Poke00210 (3:22:31 PM): This is from two weeks ago when Charla and Mirna were eliminated
Poke00210 (3:22:34 PM): =(
Poke00210 (3:22:45 PM): (three weeks ago) on the amazing race
Poke00210 (3:22:53 PM): aww yeah, bowlign moms
Poke00210 (3:22:56 PM): hey i have that shirt
Poke00210 (3:23:03 PM): today. i'm wearing that bowling shirt today
Poke00210 (3:23:36 PM): LOL brothers UNABLE TO FINISH
Poke00210 (3:23:44 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (3:23:46 PM): AMAZING!
Poke00210 (3:23:52 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (3:23:54 PM): AMAZING!
Poke00210 (3:24:01 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (3:24:08 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (3:24:12 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (3:24:19 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (3:24:20 PM): AMAZING
Poke00210 (3:25:23 PM): howdoyou.com?
Poke00210 (3:26:01 PM): OK and now mom is fast forwarding the show
Poke00210 (3:27:11 PM): This is Luxor
Poke00210 (3:27:15 PM): LUXOR!
Poke00210 (3:27:42 PM): Yeah teams arrived here... EXCEPT THE BROTHERS
Poke00210 (3:27:56 PM): colin/christie first to depart @ 533am
Poke00210 (3:28:06 PM): Fly to Nairobi, Kenya!
Poke00210 (3:28:11 PM): LUXOR!
Poke00210 (3:28:47 PM): i hate that kevin bacon lookin POS
Poke00210 (3:28:56 PM): chip/kim 2nd to depart 601am
Poke00210 (3:29:05 PM): i like these negros
Poke00210 (3:29:07 PM): negroes?
Poke00210 (3:29:14 PM): kami/karli 3rd to depart 603am
Poke00210 (3:29:31 PM): oh, they didn't look too bad in that shot
Poke00210 (3:29:45 PM): brandon/nicole 4th to depart 610am
Poke00210 (3:29:54 PM): yes, you love Jesus, we get it
Poke00210 (3:29:57 PM): FREAK
Poke00210 (3:30:23 PM): charla/mirna! fifth to depart 628am
Poke00210 (3:30:42 PM): ooh hi mirna!
Poke00210 (3:30:58 PM): linda/karen 6th to depart 633am
Poke00210 (3:31:08 PM): they were only 5 minutes behind team armenia?
Poke00210 (3:32:02 PM): LOL 7am is delayed
Poke00210 (3:32:14 PM): OK everybody is on the 7am flight
Poke00210 (3:32:26 PM): nice job jerry bruckheimer productions
Poke00210 (3:32:28 PM): yay muslims
Poke00210 (3:32:46 PM): OK and now she's talking american-to-foreigner speak to her cousin
Poke00210 (3:32:59 PM): her armenian cousin, who, i'd like to point out, i will marry
Poke00210 (3:33:04 PM): provided that nooneh lets me
Poke00210 (3:33:15 PM): i have those blue bowling shirts
Poke00210 (3:33:33 PM): crazy armenians
Poke00210 (3:33:52 PM): i'm gonna miss mirna
Poke00210 (3:34:11 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (3:34:14 PM): bitch, move out of the way
Poke00210 (3:34:32 PM): what a cunt, what kind of racing is that? standing in the doorway?
Poke00210 (3:35:03 PM): LOL they're really hellbent on beating charla and mirna
Poke00210 (3:35:05 PM): cunts
Poke00210 (3:35:23 PM): following the group, eh? nazi
Poke00210 (3:35:52 PM): =)
Poke00210 (3:35:58 PM): "charla and mirna are better"
Poke00210 (3:36:13 PM): colin's a fucking cunt! WTF!
Poke00210 (3:36:52 PM): i hate that cunt of a kevin bacon fucker
Poke00210 (3:37:15 PM): LOL they're hiding
Poke00210 (3:37:34 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (3:37:41 PM): "Do not help these Americans"
Poke00210 (3:37:49 PM): oh i like her
Poke00210 (3:38:36 PM): you did the swiss air because YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED
Poke00210 (3:38:53 PM): THAT'S THE FIRST SMART THING YOU'VE SAID ALL RACE, YES COLIN'S AN IDIOT
Poke00210 (3:39:11 PM): dammit, i can't believe that mirna's geting eliminated
Poke00210 (3:39:54 PM): Dr. Vegas!
Poke00210 (3:39:56 PM): Gulf Air!
Poke00210 (3:40:01 PM): yeah, you're idiots!
Poke00210 (3:40:21 PM): dammit
Poke00210 (3:40:33 PM): they all got on the flight
Poke00210 (3:41:16 PM): ooh yeah mirna-ing a half an hour earlier through Dubai
Poke00210 (3:41:35 PM): d'oh!
Poke00210 (3:41:36 PM): delayed
Poke00210 (3:41:46 PM): oh crap
Poke00210 (3:41:49 PM): delayed a couple of hours
Poke00210 (3:42:03 PM): oh i want to make out with mirna
Poke00210 (3:42:22 PM): i'd like to race to her Mystery Location
Poke00210 (3:42:25 PM): OK that was unnecessary
Poke00210 (3:42:38 PM): what a cock, "They're not here!"
Poke00210 (3:43:04 PM): umm, you were in africa at the beginning of the leg, black-dude
Poke00210 (3:43:17 PM): damn
Poke00210 (3:43:32 PM): mt. kilimanjaro
Poke00210 (3:43:46 PM): yeah, jesus freak, take your top off
Poke00210 (3:44:14 PM): tanzania-land!
Poke00210 (3:44:21 PM): dumb black dude, you were in africa
Poke00210 (3:44:36 PM): Mto Wa Mbu
Poke00210 (3:45:00 PM): "Wassup mah nigga!"
Poke00210 (3:45:37 PM): kami/karli in 3rd, brandon/nicole 4th
Poke00210 (3:46:14 PM): LOL yeah black dudes!
Poke00210 (3:46:42 PM): linda karen 5th
Poke00210 (3:46:48 PM): mirna and her cousin in 6th
Poke00210 (3:46:50 PM): last
Poke00210 (3:46:50 PM): dammit
Poke00210 (3:46:54 PM): got a bad feeling about this
Poke00210 (3:47:07 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons
Poke00210 (3:47:24 PM): buzzing or busy
Poke00210 (3:47:52 PM): yeah that's not a good idea, deliver chairs to momo addresses
Poke00210 (3:48:06 PM): oh you dumbfucks
Poke00210 (3:48:07 PM): don't do it
Poke00210 (3:48:24 PM): oh, yeah ask the natives
Poke00210 (3:48:30 PM): pig fuckers
Poke00210 (3:48:43 PM): yeah, perhaps you can speak african to them
Poke00210 (3:48:48 PM): mah nigga
Poke00210 (3:49:05 PM): dumb fuck
Poke00210 (3:49:23 PM): you stupid parasitic blondes
Poke00210 (3:49:25 PM): you're next
Poke00210 (3:49:29 PM): i hope you lose to the bowling moms
Poke00210 (3:49:38 PM): LOL $3
Poke00210 (3:50:19 PM): yay, themotherland!
Poke00210 (3:50:54 PM): LOL fuels ran out
Poke00210 (3:51:10 PM): yeah whatever, mirna's still getting elminated
Poke00210 (3:51:27 PM): whoa, bowling mom has a tattoo
Poke00210 (3:51:48 PM): "Lord, please help us get there"
Poke00210 (3:52:16 PM): i wanna make out w/mirna
Poke00210 (3:53:12 PM): aww yeah, "state's largest casino bound for the east bay"
Poke00210 (3:53:18 PM): can't hardly wait
Poke00210 (3:53:44 PM): LOL you pay twento for the fuel
Poke00210 (3:53:55 PM): colin/christie still in first
Poke00210 (3:54:03 PM): Find Kaviche Hotel
Poke00210 (3:54:11 PM): potty stop on 3rd bus
Poke00210 (3:54:33 PM): damn, they passed the mirna-mobile
Poke00210 (3:54:43 PM): i hate that fucker
Poke00210 (3:54:46 PM): hope he loses
Poke00210 (3:55:23 PM): dude, black dude, take his clue
Poke00210 (3:55:50 PM): dammit, i was hoping he'd kill them
Poke00210 (3:55:56 PM): martyr them
Poke00210 (3:56:20 PM): you weak-ass dumbtards
Poke00210 (3:56:29 PM): ooh, nice nicole butt
Poke00210 (3:56:42 PM): wow, everybody chose the furniture
Poke00210 (3:56:54 PM): Roadblock!
Poke00210 (3:57:07 PM): A Roadblock is a task that only one person can consume
Poke00210 (3:57:21 PM): whoa, eat an ostrich egg
Poke00210 (3:57:29 PM): whoa, equal to about 2 dozen chicken eggs
Poke00210 (3:58:06 PM): yeah, you bastard, no good
Poke00210 (3:58:09 PM): fucking stupid american
Poke00210 (3:58:20 PM): LOL you are a fucking dumbass
Poke00210 (3:58:24 PM): *and* you look like kevin bacon
Poke00210 (3:58:32 PM): what a momo
Poke00210 (3:58:41 PM): wasted two african delicacies
Poke00210 (3:58:53 PM): yeah, stupid nicki
Poke00210 (3:59:22 PM): dammit
Poke00210 (3:59:28 PM): lousy armenian chicks
Poke00210 (3:59:32 PM): got a bad feeling about this
Poke00210 (3:59:44 PM): "overflowed that bitch!"
Poke00210 (3:59:50 PM): yeah, you are a wonderful competitor
Poke00210 (4:01:32 PM): OK charla and mirna are still close behind
Poke00210 (4:02:10 PM): yeah stop whining you little bitch
Poke00210 (4:02:42 PM): yeah do it chip!
Poke00210 (4:02:56 PM): yay! the africans like me!
Poke00210 (4:03:09 PM): oh yes a flying fox
Poke00210 (4:03:32 PM): you whiny bitch
Poke00210 (4:03:50 PM): yeah colin bitch hurl
Poke00210 (4:04:03 PM): "colin's acting like a baby"
Poke00210 (4:04:18 PM): yeah you fucking girl! you let mirna catch up w/you
Poke00210 (4:04:35 PM): "you're gonna beat colin"
Poke00210 (4:04:42 PM): oh hi there blonde chick
Poke00210 (4:04:58 PM): you whiny bitch
Poke00210 (4:05:39 PM): oh my playtex bra commercial
Poke00210 (4:07:48 PM): dr vegas! fridays this fall!
Poke00210 (4:07:51 PM): go charla!
Poke00210 (4:08:05 PM): lots of people around the world are now thinking "What are these Crazy Americans doing?"
Poke00210 (4:08:34 PM): if i was mirna, 1) i'd take lots of showers, and 2) i'd try to get colin to hurl
Poke00210 (4:08:42 PM): and then i'd take another shower
Poke00210 (4:08:49 PM): because i have a nice butt
Poke00210 (4:09:00 PM): Chip/Kim team #1!
Poke00210 (4:09:14 PM): won a trip to latin america
Poke00210 (4:09:16 PM): yay!
Poke00210 (4:09:24 PM): nice that the africans won the trip in africa. to latin
Poke00210 (4:09:51 PM): hurl!
Poke00210 (4:10:08 PM): colin/christie team #2
Poke00210 (4:10:15 PM): fuckers, and you're disappointed?!?
Poke00210 (4:10:37 PM): charla looks broken
Poke00210 (4:10:42 PM): linda/karen, team #3!!!
Poke00210 (4:10:45 PM): nice job bowling moms
Poke00210 (4:10:56 PM): brandon/nicole team #4
Poke00210 (4:11:20 PM): oh man
Poke00210 (4:11:28 PM): they were close
Poke00210 (4:11:32 PM): kami/karli team #5
Poke00210 (4:11:34 PM): fuck
Poke00210 (4:11:36 PM): Fuck
Poke00210 (4:11:38 PM): FUCK
Poke00210 (4:11:47 PM): FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Poke00210 (4:11:50 PM): FUCK THIS SHOW
Poke00210 (4:12:03 PM): ooh hi mirna boobs
Poke00210 (4:12:19 PM): shit, "sorry to tell you you've been eliminated from teh race"
Poke00210 (4:13:04 PM): OK now phil's crying
Poke00210 (4:13:20 PM): now that's unprecedented
Poke00210 (4:13:37 PM): stay chuned from scenes from our next episode
Poke00210 (4:14:21 PM): oh what's this, you're getting a DOUBLEHEADER!!!!!
Poke00210 (4:15:16 PM): man, phil cried! charla and mirna were by far the preferred team of these our united states
Poke00210 (4:15:23 PM): i miss mirna
Poke00210 (4:15:42 PM): and now i just want colin/christie to LOSE
Poke00210 (4:16:11 PM): Previously on the Amazing Race
Poke00210 (4:16:15 PM): LUXOR!
Poke00210 (4:16:43 PM): "Chip and Kim felt right at home"
Poke00210 (4:17:11 PM): that's because Colin IS A GAWKY BITCH BOY
Poke00210 (4:17:23 PM): oh hi mirna boobs
Poke00210 (4:17:41 PM): oh ni nicole
Poke00210 (4:17:46 PM): hi mirna
Poke00210 (4:18:01 PM): oh hi marsha
Poke00210 (4:18:04 PM): OH DAMMIT
Poke00210 (4:18:07 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (4:18:09 PM): AMAZING!
Poke00210 (4:18:19 PM): A! MAZE! ING! AMAZING!
Poke00210 (4:18:38 PM): OK i gotta fast forward this one myself
Poke00210 (4:19:08 PM): hii, hot gap commercial again
Poke00210 (4:19:19 PM): i mean hmm
Poke00210 (4:19:30 PM): OK that was a semi-cute cat food commercial
Poke00210 (4:20:23 PM): oh. KY commercial
Poke00210 (4:20:58 PM): Will chip and kim continue to chew up the competition?
Poke00210 (4:21:08 PM): chip/kim first to depart 242am
Poke00210 (4:21:32 PM): take taxi to airport, then to nairobi, then back to dubai
Poke00210 (4:21:53 PM): yes, kim because you are worthless
Poke00210 (4:22:00 PM): colin/christie 2nd to depart @3am
Poke00210 (4:22:39 PM): OK i'd pull for the bowling moms now too because they sided w/mirna
Poke00210 (4:22:54 PM): oh bowling moms departed, so did the christians
Poke00210 (4:23:15 PM): funny how the least aggressive team really was behind the christians
Poke00210 (4:23:32 PM): oh, are you JUST NOW REALIZING THAT YOU CAN'T FLY OFF THE HANDLE WHEN RACING YOU DUMB CUNTS?!?
Poke00210 (4:23:39 PM): bitch
Poke00210 (4:23:56 PM): LOL bowling moms just past colin/christie
Poke00210 (4:24:15 PM): kevin bacon pieceof shit
Poke00210 (4:24:21 PM): "you drive slower than my grandma?
Poke00210 (4:24:22 PM): "
Poke00210 (4:24:26 PM): what a cock
Poke00210 (4:24:51 PM): OK christie needs a spanking
Poke00210 (4:25:01 PM): LOL you have a flat you dumb bastard!
Poke00210 (4:25:06 PM): Very Bad!
Poke00210 (4:25:09 PM): Bad african!
Poke00210 (4:25:22 PM): what a cock
Poke00210 (4:25:31 PM): "we need your spare tire":
Poke00210 (4:25:34 PM): what a cock master
Poke00210 (4:25:50 PM): you dumb bitch, how have you lasted this long w/o seeing these things?
Poke00210 (4:26:25 PM): what a couple of bitches, you stop for the cock master, but not for your former allies the bowling moms
Poke00210 (4:26:29 PM): you dumb bitches
Poke00210 (4:26:32 PM): you're fucked
Poke00210 (4:26:37 PM): oh, if colin doesn't stop....
Poke00210 (4:26:43 PM): you stupid cock
Poke00210 (4:26:50 PM): "that's what y'all get for driving so fast
Poke00210 (4:26:54 PM): what an asshole
Poke00210 (4:27:27 PM): hey, you start contributing, you can have a say in the tips, OK?
Poke00210 (4:28:35 PM): yeah you hot jew-christian chick
Poke00210 (4:28:43 PM): take off your tank top
Poke00210 (4:29:12 PM): ooh yeah raped
Poke00210 (4:29:41 PM): i hope one of the useless teams gets i nlast place for this non-elimination leg
Poke00210 (4:29:49 PM): ha ha colin/christie in fourth
Poke00210 (4:30:01 PM): what a cock
Poke00210 (4:30:29 PM): oh kick his ass african-dude
Poke00210 (4:30:57 PM): oh yes, african dude bringing the heat
Poke00210 (4:31:29 PM): oh sweet, arrest him!
Poke00210 (4:31:49 PM): oh sweet! going to the police station!
Poke00210 (4:32:04 PM): LOL Do you know how to speak swahili
Poke00210 (4:32:20 PM): Hakuna Matata
Poke00210 (4:32:55 PM): black dude: "The team that's going to destroy colin and christie, is colin and christie!"
Poke00210 (4:32:58 PM): hello dere!
Poke00210 (4:33:31 PM): dumb american
Poke00210 (4:33:44 PM): dude, arrest him!
Poke00210 (4:34:01 PM): ooh hi texas
Poke00210 (4:34:16 PM): arrest him!
Poke00210 (4:34:19 PM): shoot him!
Poke00210 (4:34:31 PM): you stupid fuck, yeah go up against the police
Poke00210 (4:35:22 PM): ooh ella enchanted
Poke00210 (4:35:33 PM): i think anne hathaway should make the top 5
Poke00210 (4:36:34 PM): anne hathaway is 22!
Poke00210 (4:36:37 PM): oh yes
Poke00210 (4:36:50 PM): oh please please please arest him
Poke00210 (4:37:05 PM): dumbfuck
Poke00210 (4:37:21 PM): she can't support you because you're a goddam fucktard
Poke00210 (4:37:27 PM): FUCK TARD
Poke00210 (4:37:41 PM): oh, *now* nobody likes colin
Poke00210 (4:37:45 PM): you dumb sheeple
Poke00210 (4:37:56 PM): i ihope the bowling moms win now
Poke00210 (4:38:00 PM): heh, good luck
Poke00210 (4:39:57 PM): ooh moms gonna make the dubai flight?
Poke00210 (4:40:04 PM): d'oh
Poke00210 (4:40:06 PM): they didn't get it
Poke00210 (4:40:21 PM): shit, 5 hours behind
Poke00210 (4:40:30 PM): and those are stupid looking bowling shirts
Poke00210 (4:40:37 PM): yay, arabs
Poke00210 (4:40:54 PM): yay, muslims!
Poke00210 (4:41:04 PM): yay, asshole and his teammate christie
Poke00210 (4:41:53 PM): oh sweet
Poke00210 (4:42:00 PM): that's a hard core hotel
Poke00210 (4:42:11 PM): LOL you missed your shit
Poke00210 (4:42:21 PM): now the bowling moms are gonna catch up
Poke00210 (4:42:43 PM): lucky that the teams didn't make it before 6
Poke00210 (4:43:13 PM): dem a-rabs sho' can build hotels
Poke00210 (4:43:31 PM): must take ferry to Dhow boat
Poke00210 (4:43:39 PM): cap'n abdul!
Poke00210 (4:44:09 PM): dammit, bolwing moms in last again
Poke00210 (4:44:15 PM): LOL take that colin bitch
Poke00210 (4:44:21 PM): i wanna dry hump christie
Poke00210 (4:45:21 PM): dem crazy dudes always giving money way
Poke00210 (4:45:26 PM): away
Poke00210 (4:45:51 PM): cap'n abdul!
Poke00210 (4:46:02 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons
Poke00210 (4:46:07 PM): Off plane or off road
Poke00210 (4:46:24 PM): OK skydiving or stand in front of a car and let yourself get hit
Poke00210 (4:46:31 PM): OK just kidding
Poke00210 (4:46:44 PM): oh sweet, off road in a 4x4
Poke00210 (4:46:54 PM): oh shit, can get stick in the sand
Poke00210 (4:46:56 PM): stuck
Poke00210 (4:47:04 PM): hmm, gonna do the offroad
Poke00210 (4:48:02 PM): what a cock, he almost did get hit by the car
Poke00210 (4:48:19 PM): damn, chip/kim in last
Poke00210 (4:48:47 PM): "I definitely know how to offroad a car"
Poke00210 (4:48:50 PM): too bad you're a cock
Poke00210 (4:49:42 PM): you m ake bad choices because you're retarded, not because your rash
Poke00210 (4:49:47 PM): you're rash
Poke00210 (4:49:48 PM): shit
Poke00210 (4:51:44 PM): I am a californian!
Poke00210 (4:52:03 PM): oh hello you, i'd like to do your thing too
Poke00210 (4:53:24 PM): oh colin you bitch, i hope you get last because your cocky ass thinks he can offroad
Poke00210 (4:54:45 PM): yeah see, he was somewhat charming and got his shit
Poke00210 (4:54:50 PM): yay offroading moms
Poke00210 (4:55:10 PM): sweet! old dueling people
Poke00210 (4:55:36 PM): LOL oh they're not stuck
Poke00210 (4:56:55 PM): OK you made it, but you're still a cockmaster
Poke00210 (4:57:50 PM): yay, happy camel!
Poke00210 (4:58:00 PM): camellin' and GPSin'
Poke00210 (4:58:46 PM): LOL and now they're really stuck
Poke00210 (5:00:34 PM): OK so what that safeway commercial is saying, it's OK to get kicked in my face by a horse
Poke00210 (5:00:40 PM): dude, i'm on it
Poke00210 (5:00:53 PM): how about camille a/o katie
Poke00210 (5:01:44 PM): yeah, you're stilll a cock
Poke00210 (5:01:58 PM): DAMMIT I HATE THAT PIGFUCKER
Poke00210 (5:02:03 PM): colin/christie team #1
Poke00210 (5:02:28 PM): brandon/nicole team #2
Poke00210 (5:03:37 PM): c'mon old people
Poke00210 (5:03:58 PM): OK maybe the camels will fuck up kami and karli
Poke00210 (5:04:47 PM): chip team #3
Poke00210 (5:04:53 PM): oh, and kim too, but fuck she's useless
Poke00210 (5:05:32 PM): oh go bowling moms!
Poke00210 (5:05:36 PM): nice
Poke00210 (5:05:39 PM): linda/karen team #4
Poke00210 (5:05:53 PM): well, i wouldn't go so far as to say you could win
Poke00210 (5:06:02 PM): kami/karli last team to arrive
Poke00210 (5:06:12 PM): yeah, no shit it's a non-elimination
Poke00210 (5:06:23 PM): "we have boobs"
Poke00210 (5:06:55 PM): if i knew i was gonna be last i'd stick some money in my pooper and tell phil, "you want it? go an dget it baby!"
Poke00210 (5:07:03 PM): but knowing my luck...
Poke00210 (5:07:05 PM): he'd...
Poke00210 (5:07:07 PM): well...
Poke00210 (5:07:18 PM): ooh, hi cute college chick in a wal-mart commercial
Poke00210 (5:07:25 PM): she kinda looks like the engineer-chick
Poke00210 (5:07:50 PM): on the next episode
Poke00210 (5:07:57 PM): sweet, i was supposed to stay chuned
Poke00210 (5:08:15 PM): OK nice job with the spoiler, phil
Poke00210 (5:08:23 PM): gonna make a team cut off their hair
Poke00210 (5:08:44 PM): OK that's all for now, gonna have dinner w/my grandparents as my lola just turned 77
“Poke00210” is back at the computer as of 5:09:10 PM.

Date w/engineer-girl went very well last night! She's very charming, cusses a lot, and loves beer. More to follow.

Guess I didn't read the headline too carefully... Thought it said "Indiana" and then i wondered, "dude, there are a lot of Indians in indiana..."

This is why baseball is the thinking man's sport. I mean c'mon (c'mon), even last year when there were a NBA-amount of teams vying for the MLB-amount of playoff berths, was any of this really necessary? No! But it was nice to contemplate *just in case*. "I'm just contemplating the ifs."

Aww, shucks. Too bad Gagne's still a COCK OF A SORE LOSER WHO BREAKS PHONES AT PAC BELL PARK. Am I supposed to be impressed that Gagne's a down-to-earth kinda guy who has two kids and pitches to Canadians he sees in his stupid hometown "parcs". Well squibbely-flabbely-doo, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK!!! You want good family-guy players? We got an entire freakin team of them here in Giants Country.

(kinda unclear, but just realize that I'm pissed that Gagne is not only a Giant Killer, but a good guy to boot. Makes it all the harder to hate him. The ass.)

Not so tough without your radio studio, now are ye? Tough guy... I miss Seattle, and more and more these days. Don and Mike play this song "Seattle" whenever a caller calls from puget sound; D&M aren't even on the Buzz anymore. And Gia looks a lot like Wildfire and Mikhaila. Hopefully I can make it up to Safeco for a game this year

OK back to work? yeah, i think i'll be here until well past sundown... maybe i'll go to PJ Bennigan's for dinner. Never been there. Or maybe i'll head over to St. John's. Don't think I'm making the zoo tonight =(

Hope all is well, hey come find me online...

Tio J

There was a black widow spider in a crate in our yard this morning. Figured I should kill it so whoever opens the crate next isn't bitten and hurt.

Put on my gloves, got my Raid, took that spider-beeyotch to school. Holy crap! She took like 20 direct hits with the Raid and was still alive!

To put this into perspective, Raid, to ants and roaches (maybe this is why it didn't work so well on the spider because it is neither an ant nor a roach) "Kills on Contact!" (exclamation not mine) so the human equivalent is probably sarin gas or that crazy V-X shit in The Rock. Kills on contact. Imagine being exposed to 20 lethal doses of that shit and not being dead yet.

And now, realize that there are crazy-go-nuts Muslims out there who wouldn't hesitate to do that to your American ass. They're barbaric-- to each other and to us infidels. Don't give me that respecting-other-people's-culture crap, that's a bunch of hippie nonsense that should've died with the 60s. I'll respect Islam when it can demonstrate that it is a viable, integratable facet of modern Western Civilization.

And if you can't come to grips with the fact that Western Civilization is superior (had a hazardous waste instructor try to tell me otherwise) then you can't have intelligent, informed conversation at my level yet. Come back in a bit.

What's the point? Fuck you black widow spider, fuck you hippies, and fuck you John Kerry you lying, self-serving, egotistical jagoff.

Not sure how I should take this one, but when in doubt, say thank you and feel flattered.

Thank you, Makiko =)

Tio Jaime

--- Makiko Sato wrote:

> Jimmy,
>
> Everyday I read this advice column on Salon. It's
> kind of interesting sometimes. For some reason, this
> column reminded me of you.
>
> Enjoy!
>
>
> My boss makes me sniff her rotten food ... and it
> kinda turns me on!
> Is she being flirtatious or just toying with me?
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - -
> By Cary Tennis
>
> Aug. 25, 2004 | Dear Cary,
>
> I'm a 32-year-old single guy, and my boss at work is
> kinda weird. Sometimes I think she is pure devilish,
> and other times I really want to have sex with her.
>
> She does things like bring in to my office a
> four-day-old Tupperware container of her lunch,
> saying, "Smell this for me -- tell me if it smells
> rotten or what." I think to myself, Smell your own
> damn food! This is like total harassment, forcing me
> to smell it.
>
> On another occasion she had a birthday cake and tea
> party in the afternoon for one of my co-workers but
> she failed to invite me. When I passed the area and
> joined in, she said in front of everybody, "Oh, I
> didn't even think to tell you about this because I
> figured you would be too busy with the rollout."
> (I'm
> doing a Mac OS X rollout company-wide.)
>
> She really gets on my nerves and I usually think she
> is evil and the devil incarnate. But then I find
> myself strangely attracted to her. I sometimes
> masturbate at night thinking of her. I find myself
> fantasizing what it would be like to have sex with
> her. And yes, I've even fantasized about raping her
> or
> her raping me.
>
> What's going on here? Why do I hate her but then
> want
> to be with her?
>
>
> Dreaming of Unemployment
>
> Dear Dreaming,
>
> I think what's going on here is an example of the
> connection between sex and power. She is flirting with
> you but also trying to dominate you, using her
> attractiveness and her position of power. She is doing
> it probably because it makes her feel both powerful
> and alluring; she may have noticed the way you look at
> her with a mixture of fear and desire.
>
> She may be actually drawn to you or she may simply be
> toying with you. In trying to figure out which it is,
> I would consider your status in the company, your
> salary, your height compared to hers, your general
> physical attractiveness, and your history with women.
> Do women often flirt with you? Or do they tend to
> ignore you? I know this sounds rather cold, but
> patterns tend to repeat themselves. In group dynamics
> involving sex and power, others will quickly peg you,
> so it helps to know how you are perceived.
>
> The "sniff my food" incident sounds like flirtation,
> but it depends how it occurred. Did you notice, when
> she asked you to sniff her food, if you had to bend
> over to sniff it, or did she hold it out to you at
> nose level? How close to her did she hold it, or was
> it on her desk? Did your head have to come close to
> her breasts in order to sniff her food? Did she
> perhaps incline her head downward so that her hair
> came into your face? These would be flirtatious
> gestures. On the other hand, if it was across the room
> and she directed you to sniff it, that would be more
> an act of domination. Such an act, too, could have
> sexual overtones, but of a more dominatrix type.
> Perhaps these impulses are all mixed up in her, as
> they often are in young ambitious people; she may
> alternate between wanting to dominate you and wanting
> to flirt with you so that you will show her some
> attention.
>
> The bottom line is that these are not neutral
> interactions; they are charged with psychosexual
> implications, and that is why you find yourself with
> these surprising and perhaps disturbing fantasies. She
> is challenging you, no question about it.
>
> The tricky part is what to do about it. I, being
> conservative in matters regarding employment, and
> being aware of how defenseless some young men are in
> the hands of powerful and alluring women, would
> probably steer clear of her. But if you should have
> drinks in the office one Friday afternoon when
> everyone else has gone home, you might just find that
> she wants to have a private meeting with you in her
> office and that she's cleared everything off her
> desk.

Date w/engineer this friday. Originally asked for drinks Wednesday or Thursday, she was unavailable and offered Friday.

Cute, not a Mets fan.

JIMMY UPDATE: the amazing race 5 is finished, chip/useless beat out cock/christie and pussy/nicole. that was the only TV show i wanted to watch all year, and now it's over. But now there are a few new shows which have piqued my curiosity.. watched Lost last night, which was prety good... checked out LAX a couple of weeks ago, but i think it's gonna blow its load before the season finale. The Clubhouse is premiering this weekend, Dr. Vegas this friday? joan of arcadia looked hot too, even though it's not a new show

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poke00210 = me
genn13 = jenny, friend from junior high

Poke00210 (2:30:17 PM): how're you?
genn13 (2:30:33 PM): i am ok
genn13 (2:30:42 PM): i joined weight watchers
Poke00210 (2:31:08 PM): that's good. BUT YOU'RE NOT FAT
genn13 (2:32:22 PM): i need to lose ten more lbs at least and i will be happy
Poke00210 (2:32:38 PM): yeah OK
Poke00210 (2:32:51 PM): well, i still think you're the greatest, even if you're fat
genn13 (2:46:05 PM): thanks sweety
Poke00210 (2:46:27 PM): fat vietnamese chicks are the best anyway
Poke00210 (2:46:38 PM): got a haircut @ Kim's in the eastside
genn13 (2:46:49 PM): hows it look
Poke00210 (2:46:55 PM): that Vietnamilf who waxed my back last time wasn't so hot this time around
genn13 (2:47:04 PM): ahhhaa
Poke00210 (2:47:09 PM): short on the sides w/a fade... i'm not totally asian, but i'm on the way
genn13 (2:47:14 PM): she probably thought the same with you when she was waxing your back
Poke00210 (2:47:26 PM): she was kinda chubby
genn13 (2:48:28 PM): so you like that
Poke00210 (2:48:46 PM): yeah i guess so
Poke00210 (2:48:59 PM): are you gonna cancel your jenny craig watchers now?
genn13 (2:51:58 PM): no

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Oh, and I've been banned from the Gold Club for the next few weeks. I allegedly called a waitress a cunt, and they apparently don't like that. it's not that i wouldn't put it past myself, but i genuinely don't remember saying it

and yes, i was drunk @ the time, but when i'm reminded of my drunken actions, i immediately remember them. not this time, tho'

So I've been banned from the Gold Club for the next few weeks.

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if you'll take the time to notice, you'll see that i've been goofing off online all this time. i.e., examine the timestamps on jenny's chat replay and then on jason's chat replay

poke00210 = me goddamit
jasonilima = friend jason from jr high

Poke00210 (4:04:02 PM): Whittaker won the largest single jackpot in the nation's history when he hit a $314.9 million Powerball jackpot on Christmas Day 2002. He chose to accept a lump sum of about $113 million after taxes.
Poke00210 (4:04:04 PM): WTF
Poke00210 (4:04:18 PM): the government took over $200 million in taxes?1?
JasonILima (4:04:34 PM): 314.9 mil is one huge fuck of a capital gain.
Poke00210 (4:04:57 PM): i guess so but fuck man, so are food stamps

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Still goofin' off.

poke00210 = University of California Marching Band Glockenspiel Alumnus, Filipino, Rabid Republican
peaceoutforlife = University of California Marching Band Glockenspiel, Filipina, pretty goddam liberal

PeaceOutForLife (4:18:49 PM): Hi
Poke00210 (4:18:53 PM): howdy
PeaceOutForLife (4:18:56 PM): You're signed up for the Oregon State trip
Poke00210 (4:19:05 PM): whoa
Poke00210 (4:19:42 PM): i was just about to tell you taht i'm going to OSU
PeaceOutForLife (4:20:04 PM): Really?@?!?!?!?
PeaceOutForLife (4:20:06 PM): Wow!!!!
Poke00210 (4:20:16 PM): yeah, my friend just booked our motel rooms
PeaceOutForLife (4:20:24 PM): dude
PeaceOutForLife (4:20:25 PM): that's awesome!
Poke00210 (4:20:26 PM): that's cool
PeaceOutForLife (4:20:31 PM): You have a car!
PeaceOutForLife (4:20:36 PM): You can take us around Corvallis!
Poke00210 (4:21:29 PM): hmm
Poke00210 (4:21:34 PM): sure
Poke00210 (4:21:55 PM): you going? who else?
Poke00210 (4:23:11 PM): actually what other alums are signed up to go?
Poke00210 (4:23:16 PM): and who signed me up?
PeaceOutForLife (4:23:26 PM): hehe, it was a joke actually
PeaceOutForLife (4:23:34 PM): But I'm signed up to go
Poke00210 (4:23:37 PM): this is like some calband tradition that comes up every once in a while... sign up the alums that only the old people will recognize
PeaceOutForLife (4:23:46 PM): yeah, that's how it is
Poke00210 (4:24:01 PM): nice to know you kids still care
PeaceOutForLife (4:24:15 PM): You're a glockenspiel
PeaceOutForLife (4:24:19 PM): You're crazy
Poke00210 (4:24:31 PM): you only have a few years before you become a glock alum
Poke00210 (4:24:36 PM): it's crazy shit, i think you'll like it
Poke00210 (4:24:56 PM): well shit, let's drink up in Covallis then
Poke00210 (4:25:00 PM): not too much else to do there
PeaceOutForLife (4:25:54 PM): hahahah
PeaceOutForLife (4:25:57 PM): I'm down with that
Poke00210 (4:27:30 PM): OK gotta get back to work...

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Reporting to you live from in front of the Apple Store at Valley Fair mall in lovely san jose/santa clara, CA!!!

BREAKING NEWS: In an unofficial midweek ranking, Devon (U - Jimmy) had fallen to Second going into the night of Friday 20 August 2004. Longtime favorite and self-proclaimed "Jimmy's Girl" Chenelle (U - Jimmy) had retaken the J-League Championship earlier in the day; JL play headed to the Gold Club to afford Devon the chance to regain her lead, but due to fatigue and poor timing, she was unable to muster up even a decent sighting. She is not likely to regain first by the week's end... Rio has returned from a hiatus that took her from the Gold Club to Las Vegas and her native Brazil. She will be reinstated in the rankings for the week's end... Chenelle was re-extended Designated Usual after her JL lead was bolstered by a sub-par sighting by Devon. She was on bye from her home club of Showgirls... Rose (PU - James) and Catrina (PU - James) both sold dances last night at the H-Club. H-Club Pennant holder Jesse (U - James) was nowhere to be seen... With the reclassification of Chenelle, the Commissioner's designation has changed to (R - Chenelle, Devon, Jesse). This rare change was due to Chenelle's recapturing of First without having been extended Usual status.. I miss vegas =(

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UPDATE: still here @ work on a saturday night. gonna check in w/the crew, head back to oakland, shower up, hopefully head into the city tonight... drinky drinky? beat the clock saturday, yessaah!!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

I JUST READ A YAHOO! HEADLINE THAT SAID THAT CHARLA AND MIRNA WERE ELIMINATED

I FUCKING KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN

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I'm told that this morning somebody called for me to be fired. Hey, that's fine... you wanna fire the one person who can sort through this shit? Do it. Good luck finding another person willing to do it.

Wife is in the bay

Unborn son perished with her

I need some porn now

**********

Shit!!! I was so excited about this haiku that I forgot to mention that I heard it on KNBR's John London Not-Just-Sports Show this morning.

"Plaigarism, father!"

You know the timpani in the olympic theme? yeah, that's what my goddam head feels like right now. And my nose feels like traffic on *THE* 880 (yeah right, fuck you SoCal) if i've left half-an-hour later than I was supposed to.

This day has rapidly deteriorated to shit, and I have to write incident reports at an alarming rate.

I'd like to point out that in a normal job, any normal person would've called in-sick today. But shit do I love my company and job. And according to Babygirl, I'm weird.

COYB girl (check the past posts, but hint: COYB = Crap On Your Bed) used to dance @ Larry's under the stage name Baby. She was a cutie, was studying to be a nurse. Haven't really had the time/nerve to track her down "By Any Means Necessary" like I had promised. I've been busy, I suppose. Even though she danced before waiting tables, she was nervous when receiving dances from Devon (U - Jimmy) @ the GC that one night.

I'm still pissed about Home Depot, and oh la la la, Camille (COYB Girl's replacement)'s boyfriend? HE LAYS TILE.

THAT'S FUCKING GREAT. I BET YOU THE NEW ENGINEER IS DATING SOMEBODY WHO CLEANS PORTAPOTTIES FOR ACME & SONS. F MY S.

all my love,
Tio Jaime

Vicetivus good. Pics to follow. Although, stupid me, I forgot my camera... we used mitch's

I miss Las Vegas. I also miss the $(ahem) that I left @ the craps tables.

Next time 'round...

Hope all is well, work blows, I'm gonna start 12-hour shifts today, could eventually be nights. we're boring under 237, and this has to be done continually until we reach the other side, else mud and water and garbage start sloughing back into the boring.

Sound exciting? Try adding rednecks and mexicans to the mix and come talk to me later.

Cute engineer for the environmental testing firm here onsite. Spent most of last week ignoring her while the rest of my crew (Mexicans, redneck, black dude) bent over backwards to help her. Wonder if it'll work...

all my love, tio j

Day is rapidly turning to shit. Have spent half of my morning cussing at a vendor. Despite my jingoistic and verbally abusive tendencies, I have only been pissed enough at a vendor to cuss merely once before this morning.

And in hindsight, I wasn't even that pissed at him, i just wanted to convey to him that since he didn't follow my specific instructions, "[he] fucked me."

Anycrap, yes, day has been shitty. Because of the shitters, and the fact that Acme and Sons Sanitation haven't cleaned them out yet. They have about 20 minutes to get here and start cleaning my toilets before I call National and have them send me 4 toilets and 4 sinks.

What a shitty day. Can't wait to see what happens next. Stay chuned...

UPDATE: Driver is onsite cleaning out the toilet that needs it the most. So help me God, if the two dirtiest ones aren't cleaned out, I'm going with National

OK you were gonna get a double feature tonight... Basic Instinct and the next episode of The Amazing Race 5! LIVE!!! But since i'm on my lolo's 56k modem, i couldn't start it up in time. And actually now, I have concerns that I might not be able to do it w/o disconnecting... we'll see

and dammit, i'd listen to D&M right now except no AM reception here. So now i have to watch basic instinct until TAR5, which will be cutting it close

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Poke00210 (9:33:19 PM): OK this is the stupidest competition i've ever seen in a reality show
Poke00210 (9:33:35 PM): this has the potential of lasting hours on end
Poke00210 (9:34:18 PM): throwing darts at balloons 15' away?
Poke00210 (9:34:26 PM): that'll take fucking forever
Poke00210 (9:35:01 PM): OK, this show blows... i like how CBS places it right before the Amazing Race 5 so fucktards such as myself are forced to watch it
Poke00210 (9:35:14 PM): AND I'M STILL WATCHING IT
Poke00210 (9:35:24 PM): OK fuck this, i'm gonna fold laundry
Poke00210 (9:35:39 PM): hmmm, whilst still watching Big Brother-tard
Poke00210 (9:36:09 PM): but fortunately for you, you won't have the running commentary on this, one of the shittiest shows ever to grace these our airways
Poke00210 (9:36:22 PM): THIS IS STUPIDER THAN ANY FOX REALITY SHOW I'VE WATCHED
Poke00210 (9:36:52 PM): i don't get this show
Poke00210 (9:36:55 PM): Thank God.
Poke00210 (9:37:02 PM): brb folding
Poke00210 (9:46:54 PM): THIS IS THE MOST ASININE SHOW I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
Poke00210 (9:47:11 PM): they keep whispering and whispering
Poke00210 (9:47:19 PM): this show fucking sucks major ass
Poke00210 (9:47:35 PM): the M&M commercial was more entertaining
Poke00210 (9:47:45 PM): gonna wash dishes now
Poke00210 (9:50:47 PM): oh yay big brother is still on
Poke00210 (9:52:41 PM): whoa, a veto meeting!
Poke00210 (9:52:50 PM): i didn't know that a reality show could be this uninteresting
Poke00210 (9:54:22 PM): wow. this show sucks.
Poke00210 (9:55:10 PM): ooh. he gave a veto to a chick.
Poke00210 (9:56:15 PM): HOLY CRAP THIS SHOW IS UNINTELLIGIBLE
Poke00210 (9:56:35 PM): four minutes, and you'll be able to read about a quality show
Poke00210 (9:59:41 PM): OK it's about damn time
Poke00210 (10:00:13 PM): Previously on The Amazing Race!
Poke00210 (10:00:18 PM): russia to cairo
Poke00210 (10:00:22 PM): yay a fast forward!
Poke00210 (10:00:32 PM): colin and christie w/a 7 hour lead
Poke00210 (10:00:35 PM): nice job
Poke00210 (10:00:40 PM): yay team armenia
Poke00210 (10:00:46 PM): clueless dumb chicks
Poke00210 (10:00:56 PM): dumb cunt, "OK, you're redeemed"
Poke00210 (10:01:06 PM): uh oh, a new twist to the race
Poke00210 (10:01:14 PM): they'll be fine
Poke00210 (10:01:21 PM): A! Maze! Ing!
Poke00210 (10:01:23 PM): Amazing!
Poke00210 (10:01:26 PM): A! Maze! Ing!
Poke00210 (10:01:29 PM): Amazing!
Poke00210 (10:01:43 PM): A-mazing Race!
Poke00210 (10:01:47 PM): A-mazing Race!
Poke00210 (10:01:51 PM): A-mazing Race!
Poke00210 (10:01:56 PM): A! Maze! Ing!
Poke00210 (10:01:59 PM): Amazing!
Poke00210 (10:02:17 PM): reprise of A! Maze! Ing!
Poke00210 (10:02:41 PM): yay expedia
Poke00210 (10:02:43 PM): dot com!
Poke00210 (10:03:05 PM): OK now that i'm watching a good show, the commercials seem suddenly a lot stupider
Poke00210 (10:04:09 PM): OK i've just backed up the chat thus far
Poke00210 (10:04:15 PM): although i'm probably just jinxing myself
Poke00210 (10:04:38 PM): Shout! Shout!
Poke00210 (10:04:41 PM): Let it all out!
Poke00210 (10:04:47 PM): Rob likes to touch me where my poop comes out!
Poke00210 (10:04:57 PM): oh yes i wanna be on the next amazing race
Poke00210 (10:05:03 PM): This is Cairo, Egypt
Poke00210 (10:05:12 PM): ooh yeah Giza plateau
Poke00210 (10:05:18 PM): hello dere!
Poke00210 (10:05:20 PM): dis am phil!
Poke00210 (10:05:32 PM): ooh yeah mandatory rest period w/no idea what happens next
Poke00210 (10:05:40 PM): did somebody say stripped?
Poke00210 (10:05:44 PM): oh, of their money
Poke00210 (10:05:58 PM): Linda and Karen will be just fine
Poke00210 (10:06:00 PM): watch
Poke00210 (10:06:15 PM): first to depart @ 11:27pm
Poke00210 (10:06:31 PM): oh sweet!
Poke00210 (10:06:49 PM): go to the creation room in the Great Pyramid
Poke00210 (10:06:54 PM): and it's not badass, you retard
Poke00210 (10:06:59 PM): and watch, you're gonna get held up here
Poke00210 (10:07:24 PM): oh yes, i see flags
Poke00210 (10:07:29 PM): LOL opens up @ 6am
Poke00210 (10:07:43 PM): nice job, you lost 6 hours and 20 minutes
Poke00210 (10:07:52 PM): you tards
Poke00210 (10:08:00 PM): you're gonna get eliminated this leg, you wach
Poke00210 (10:08:02 PM): watch
Poke00210 (10:08:14 PM): you're gonna lose to the bowling moms
Poke00210 (10:08:18 PM): could be worse
Poke00210 (10:08:23 PM): could've been the NFL moms
Poke00210 (10:08:35 PM): yay, we're at the geographical center of the earth
Poke00210 (10:08:40 PM): LUXOR!
Poke00210 (10:08:56 PM): go to luxor, and the MOUND of creation
Poke00210 (10:09:07 PM): old airport, baby
Poke00210 (10:09:26 PM): TURN OFF YOUR HEADLIGHT YOU FUCKING MOMO
Poke00210 (10:09:34 PM): charla and mirna 2nd to depart 6:41
Poke00210 (10:09:46 PM): oh my
Poke00210 (10:09:56 PM): charla in a yum yum outfit
Poke00210 (10:10:08 PM): brandon and nicole 3rd to depart, but they're unfortunately severely retarded
Poke00210 (10:10:23 PM): chip/kim 4th to depart, 4:56 or something like that
Poke00210 (10:10:29 PM): NO SHIT CHIP IS THE LEADER
Poke00210 (10:10:33 PM): what the fuck have you done yet?
Poke00210 (10:10:36 PM): and what was your name again?
Poke00210 (10:10:54 PM): LOL the shaft is mirna shaped
Poke00210 (10:10:57 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (10:11:02 PM): she was running
Poke00210 (10:11:13 PM): yeah put your shirt on you dumbfuck
Poke00210 (10:11:22 PM): i don't wanna see that shit
Poke00210 (10:11:25 PM): ooh, hot mirna
Poke00210 (10:11:43 PM): "make your way to the MOUND" said the black dude
Poke00210 (10:12:12 PM): YOU KEVIN BACON LOOKING PIECE OF SHIT
Poke00210 (10:12:18 PM): YEAH WHERE'S YOUR 7 HOUR LEAD NOW?
Poke00210 (10:12:32 PM): team anNoYing 5th to leave at 7:21
Poke00210 (10:12:50 PM): LOL true dat, chip dude!
Poke00210 (10:13:00 PM): he's gonna be in a world of hurt
Poke00210 (10:14:07 PM): BLAEHAHCHAH I'M KEVIN BACON
Poke00210 (10:14:32 PM): you ugly ass motherfucker
Poke00210 (10:14:44 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (10:14:49 PM): she used some moon man language
Poke00210 (10:15:06 PM): dude, there was no need to yell at the hot armenian
Poke00210 (10:15:26 PM): yes, your knees
Poke00210 (10:15:29 PM): we get it
Poke00210 (10:15:38 PM): get eliminated already
Poke00210 (10:15:49 PM): oh shit, how are the moms gonna taxi w/o any money?
Poke00210 (10:16:02 PM): kami and karli 6th to depart 7:33am
Poke00210 (10:16:12 PM): "we're confused most of the time when we read the clue
Poke00210 (10:16:16 PM): "
Poke00210 (10:16:22 PM): dumbfucks
Poke00210 (10:16:32 PM): yay moms!
Poke00210 (10:16:39 PM): last to depart, 10am or so?
Poke00210 (10:16:47 PM): "Phil takes all your money away"
Poke00210 (10:17:07 PM): stupid foreigners!
Poke00210 (10:17:32 PM): perhaps you should offer naughty services in exchange for cab fare
Poke00210 (10:17:35 PM): yay! tourists
Poke00210 (10:17:50 PM): nice job representing America
Poke00210 (10:17:56 PM): crap
Poke00210 (10:18:16 PM): to the taxi!
Poke00210 (10:18:19 PM): hurry!
Poke00210 (10:18:30 PM): to the Old Airport!
Poke00210 (10:18:36 PM): ooh, hi mirna
Poke00210 (10:18:51 PM): 11:10, 15 mins away from airport, flight leaves @ 11:30
Poke00210 (10:18:54 PM): OOH, 5 MINS
Poke00210 (10:18:56 PM): you're fucked!
Poke00210 (10:19:02 PM): LOLK
Poke00210 (10:19:04 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (10:19:05 PM): NEW AIRPORT!
Poke00210 (10:19:20 PM): OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!
Poke00210 (10:19:23 PM): OH MAN
Poke00210 (10:19:32 PM): of all the cab drivers to fuck up, it was the bowling mom's
Poke00210 (10:19:53 PM): Ok commercial
Poke00210 (10:19:53 PM): gonna check laundry6
Poke00210 (10:20:10 PM): whoa victoria's secret commercial
Poke00210 (10:22:42 PM): laundry's done, show's back on!
Poke00210 (10:22:45 PM): good shit
Poke00210 (10:22:57 PM): huh?
Poke00210 (10:22:59 PM): ooh, delayed
Poke00210 (10:23:03 PM): Delayed!
Poke00210 (10:23:10 PM): see, the mom's aren't gonna get eliminated
Poke00210 (10:23:24 PM): 400 miles to LUXOR egypt
Poke00210 (10:23:31 PM): LUXOR!
Poke00210 (10:23:46 PM): LOL bowling moms currently in 2nd
Poke00210 (10:23:54 PM): LOL colin/christie in 4th
Poke00210 (10:24:03 PM): team anNoYing in last place
Poke00210 (10:24:43 PM): chip/kim back atop!
Poke00210 (10:24:56 PM): run gimp!
Poke00210 (10:25:01 PM): g/l w/that
Poke00210 (10:25:17 PM): what a cock
Poke00210 (10:25:24 PM): ooh hi mirna
Poke00210 (10:25:40 PM): how are the twins in first
Poke00210 (10:25:55 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons
Poke00210 (10:26:05 PM): somethign about sheepo
Poke00210 (10:26:08 PM): sheep
Poke00210 (10:26:15 PM): and then a haul it
Poke00210 (10:26:37 PM): yeah, don't do the donkey route
Poke00210 (10:26:51 PM): LOL dumbass, are you lost?
Poke00210 (10:27:23 PM): herd it or haul it
Poke00210 (10:27:33 PM): yeah, stupid foreign languages!
Poke00210 (10:28:03 PM): LUXOR!
Poke00210 (10:28:19 PM): i hate colin and christie
Poke00210 (10:28:28 PM): and to a certain extent, brandon and nicole
Poke00210 (10:28:49 PM): yeah, you're a tard
Poke00210 (10:28:59 PM): don't torture the donkey, you wacky christians!
Poke00210 (10:29:26 PM): oh you're so fucked, anNoYing dudes
Poke00210 (10:29:43 PM): LOL flip the bitch because the twins are lost
Poke00210 (10:29:50 PM): yeah, be specific w/the foreigners
Poke00210 (10:30:17 PM): yeah putting the goats in the boats
Poke00210 (10:30:30 PM): yeah bitch, you need more water
Poke00210 (10:30:38 PM): don't break your ass
Poke00210 (10:30:48 PM): yeah, one more you stupid american
Poke00210 (10:31:05 PM): oh, you're definitely contributing by watching the smelly and funky goats
Poke00210 (10:31:12 PM): oh, sweet, i have that bowling shirt too!
Poke00210 (10:31:32 PM): beat the goats, yee-haw
Poke00210 (10:31:51 PM): colin and christie currently in first
Poke00210 (10:32:00 PM): Proceed To: Habu Temple
Poke00210 (10:32:05 PM): fuck you colin and christie
Poke00210 (10:32:15 PM): and brandon and nicole, currently in 2nd
Poke00210 (10:32:33 PM): yes, you're from south central
Poke00210 (10:32:40 PM): ooh, and you're back in teh motherland, are you?
Poke00210 (10:32:43 PM): that's wonderful
Poke00210 (10:32:51 PM): you could stay there, maybe
Poke00210 (10:33:00 PM): yay! baby goat!
Poke00210 (10:33:21 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (10:33:30 PM): fuck charla, get that damn goat
Poke00210 (10:33:38 PM): "This one is the bad one!"
Poke00210 (10:33:45 PM): shit, team armenia in last
Poke00210 (10:34:17 PM): man up armenian chick
Poke00210 (10:34:22 PM): brb folding laundry
Poke00210 (10:35:40 PM): stupid retard news chick! they're not "castoffs" on the amazing race!
Poke00210 (10:37:04 PM): Ok looking kinda bleak for team armenia
Poke00210 (10:38:15 PM): yay, excitable midget armenian!
Poke00210 (10:38:24 PM): oh, OK the cousins won't be eliminated just yet
Poke00210 (10:38:33 PM): should be OK after team anNoYing gets booted
Poke00210 (10:38:41 PM): or "voted off" if you're a tard
Poke00210 (10:39:30 PM): a Roadblock is a task that only one person can perform
Poke00210 (10:39:37 PM): DIG for STONE SCARAB
Poke00210 (10:39:46 PM): and how the hell did i know that it's a beetle?
Poke00210 (10:40:11 PM): yeah, it's a sword
Poke00210 (10:40:26 PM): it's a fucking beetle
Poke00210 (10:40:32 PM): it's a beetle already
Poke00210 (10:40:42 PM): ooh, that twin was kinda hot
Poke00210 (10:40:51 PM): maybe there'll be some swimming
Poke00210 (10:41:10 PM): oh shit, kim's doing something
Poke00210 (10:41:33 PM): you *finally* got lucky? you tard, you've been lucky all fucking race
Poke00210 (10:41:48 PM): you short-ass kevin bacon piece of shit
Poke00210 (10:42:42 PM): bowling moms doing the archaelogy thang
Poke00210 (10:42:51 PM): ooh, yes the twins are hot... on your tail
Poke00210 (10:43:04 PM): do it charla chick
Poke00210 (10:43:07 PM): i mean mirna chick
Poke00210 (10:43:14 PM): i mean, she who i will marry chick
Poke00210 (10:44:16 PM): oh actually i woulnd't mind team anNoYing beating brandon and nicole
Poke00210 (10:44:19 PM): nice job kim
Poke00210 (10:44:23 PM): way to be a contributor
Poke00210 (10:44:49 PM): yes, obviously in the last stinking place you look
Poke00210 (10:45:09 PM): keep going you non-caviar eating tard
Poke00210 (10:45:13 PM): twins in 3rd
Poke00210 (10:45:16 PM): LOL she fell
Poke00210 (10:45:54 PM): see, isn't this waay more interesting than stupid Big Brother?
Poke00210 (10:46:08 PM): oh that would suck if their shit was @ the bottom of her spoils pile
Poke00210 (10:46:34 PM): better than playing darts from 15 feet away
Poke00210 (10:46:37 PM): gonna pack laundry
Poke00210 (10:48:15 PM): ooh playtex bra commercial w/mulatto woman
Poke00210 (10:48:21 PM): and mulatto cleavage
Poke00210 (10:49:57 PM): OK second appearance of the stupid milk/skeleton commercial
Poke00210 (10:50:02 PM): but no underwear ad
Poke00210 (10:50:20 PM): at least not the one in weeks past
Poke00210 (10:50:32 PM): shit, my vest is shiny and new!
Poke00210 (10:50:42 PM): ( i washed my orange vest tonight)
Poke00210 (10:51:11 PM): i have a bad feeling about team armenia
Poke00210 (10:51:33 PM): perhaps you haven't found it because you're looking in the same place still
Poke00210 (10:51:42 PM): fuck you, kevin B
Poke00210 (10:51:51 PM): i hate that asshole
Poke00210 (10:51:53 PM): LUXOR!
Poke00210 (10:51:59 PM): colin and christie, team #1
Poke00210 (10:52:06 PM): oh fuck, yeah phil, give them a goddam price
Poke00210 (10:52:08 PM): prize
Poke00210 (10:52:15 PM): fuck you kevin bacon
Poke00210 (10:52:29 PM): shut up you crazy black dude
Poke00210 (10:52:42 PM): blah blah queen nefertitti
Poke00210 (10:52:46 PM): (sp?)
Poke00210 (10:53:01 PM): maybe you should check the rest of your plot
Poke00210 (10:53:06 PM): chip/kim team #2
Poke00210 (10:53:25 PM): keep going gim
Poke00210 (10:53:27 PM): gimp
Poke00210 (10:53:30 PM): kami/karli team #3
Poke00210 (10:53:41 PM): brandon/nicole team #4
Poke00210 (10:53:59 PM): charla/mirna team #5
Poke00210 (10:54:17 PM): shit, how long have the bowling moms been looking?!?
Poke00210 (10:54:22 PM): damn, about time
Poke00210 (10:54:46 PM): you weren't able to compete easily you tard
Poke00210 (10:54:51 PM): linda/karen team #6
Poke00210 (10:55:22 PM): you got lucky enoughso as to not be beaten by other more worthy teams
Poke00210 (10:55:28 PM): you fucking pussy
Poke00210 (10:55:31 PM): are you quitting on me?
Poke00210 (10:56:03 PM): LOL phil had to go and eliminate you
Poke00210 (10:56:20 PM): YES FIRST TIME A TEAM HAS BEEN PHYSICALLY UNABLE TO ARRIVE
Poke00210 (10:56:26 PM): DUMBFUCKS!
Poke00210 (10:56:33 PM): LOL THAT'S HILARIOUS!
Poke00210 (10:56:56 PM): LOL dumbshits!
Poke00210 (10:56:57 PM): oh man
Poke00210 (10:57:08 PM): Stay Chuned for scenes from our next episode
Poke00210 (10:59:27 PM): On the next episode of The Amazing Race
Poke00210 (10:59:41 PM): oh, they look like me!
Poke00210 (10:59:45 PM): "bitch!"
Poke00210 (11:00:01 PM): oh man, good shit, can't wait for the next one and i wanna make out w/mirna

Bad thing is, I'm still here @ work...

Good thing is, they wanna go to the Pink Poodle

Poke00210: getting drunk w/my crew...
Poke00210: seven mexicans, one redneck, and me a filipino dude

Poke00210 (9:50:14 PM): hello dere!
“Poke00210” is away from the computer as of 9:50:28 PM.
Poke00210 (9:50:43 PM): mom is rewinding The Amazing Race 5
Poke00210 (9:50:49 PM): oh it's true, it's damn true
Poke00210 (9:52:31 PM): although admittedly, I saw this last night live
Poke00210 (9:52:42 PM): but didn't have an internet connection in oakland
Poke00210 (9:53:15 PM): or access to laundry
Poke00210 (9:54:13 PM): yeah big brother is lametastic
Poke00210 (9:54:18 PM): watched a bit of it last night
Poke00210 (9:55:06 PM): ooh greek chick on csi:ny
Poke00210 (9:55:41 PM): LOL big brother had a disclaimer about not being related to orwell's 1984
Poke00210 (9:56:21 PM): awww yeah chip/kim recapping in first
Poke00210 (9:56:24 PM): booyah
Poke00210 (9:56:29 PM): too bad about bob/joyce
Poke00210 (9:56:36 PM): A! Maze! Ing!
Poke00210 (9:56:41 PM): !
Poke00210 (9:56:46 PM): Amazing!
Poke00210 (9:56:53 PM): A! Maze! Ing!
Poke00210 (9:56:55 PM): Amazing!
Poke00210 (9:57:30 PM): OK gonna check out the popularity polls on http://www.cbs.com
Poke00210 (9:58:00 PM): expedia commercial
Poke00210 (9:58:15 PM): ooh! the underwear commercial is after the show1
Poke00210 (9:58:16 PM): !
Poke00210 (9:58:28 PM): and there's a hot dirty blond in the tic-tac commercial
Poke00210 (9:59:33 PM): yeah ha ha, marshall/lance are at 36% popularity
Poke00210 (9:59:41 PM): chip/kim are doing very welll
Poke00210 (10:00:13 PM): team armenia are still ahead of the annoying teams
Poke00210 (10:00:21 PM): this is Catherine's Palace
Poke00210 (10:00:37 PM): la la la, 300 year old palace was a pit stop
Poke00210 (10:00:41 PM): ooh yeah mirna
Poke00210 (10:01:04 PM): chip/kim first to depart 9:11pm
Poke00210 (10:01:11 PM): to the Hermitage Museum
Poke00210 (10:01:16 PM): oh i remember this part
Poke00210 (10:01:26 PM): now if i can only remember what i wanted to blog last night
Poke00210 (10:01:49 PM): colin/christie 2nd to depart
Poke00210 (10:01:55 PM): marshall/lance 3rd to depart
Poke00210 (10:01:58 PM): fuck the times
Poke00210 (10:02:08 PM): team armenia! 4th to depart 10:13am!
Poke00210 (10:02:28 PM): goofy armenian chicks
Poke00210 (10:02:38 PM): choo-choo!
Poke00210 (10:02:43 PM): aww yeah train 1
Poke00210 (10:02:54 PM): yay nicki is such a great girlfriend!
Poke00210 (10:02:57 PM): choo-choo!
Poke00210 (10:03:13 PM): la la la, mirna and her cousin are walking
Poke00210 (10:03:43 PM): linda and karen 4th to depart 12:15?
Poke00210 (10:03:49 PM): kami and karli, i missed it
Poke00210 (10:04:04 PM): i like the midget pantomime
Poke00210 (10:04:22 PM): chip and kim going to the museum
Poke00210 (10:04:37 PM): those proctors look pissed to be there
Poke00210 (10:04:39 PM): proctors?
Poke00210 (10:04:44 PM): WTF was the name for them?
Poke00210 (10:04:48 PM): docent?
Poke00210 (10:05:02 PM): shit i forgot
Poke00210 (10:05:20 PM): regent? no
Poke00210 (10:05:27 PM): yay you're sweet(er)
Poke00210 (10:05:39 PM): fucking stupid new yorkers
Poke00210 (10:05:51 PM): aww yeah go jesus
Poke00210 (10:06:01 PM): "hey isn't the prodigal son jesus?"
Poke00210 (10:06:24 PM): oh yes yes, going to egypt
Poke00210 (10:06:33 PM): "more than 2000 miles to cairo egypt"
Poke00210 (10:06:51 PM): bowling moms booyah
Poke00210 (10:07:03 PM): i miss mirna
Poke00210 (10:07:24 PM): oh yeah that's jesus, huh
Poke00210 (10:07:32 PM): OK good luck jew-tards
Poke00210 (10:07:46 PM): yeah nice guess you fucktards
Poke00210 (10:07:59 PM): mirna!
Poke00210 (10:08:27 PM): yay you stupid christians
Poke00210 (10:08:35 PM): aww yeah Airport International
Poke00210 (10:08:52 PM): aww yeah good-assed tickets
Poke00210 (10:09:27 PM): ha ha, good luck racing you annoying tard
Poke00210 (10:09:44 PM): entertain us, charla
Poke00210 (10:09:52 PM): OK you crazy midget
Poke00210 (10:10:01 PM): OK you crazy armenian
Poke00210 (10:10:03 PM): i miss nooneh
Poke00210 (10:10:29 PM): you're annoying, get a clue
Poke00210 (10:10:56 PM): why did that need subtitles? because nobody spoke annnoying?
Poke00210 (10:11:36 PM): yay! the twins found a russian friend!
Poke00210 (10:12:02 PM): damn that's a big bitch
Poke00210 (10:12:34 PM): oops, *domestic* airport
Poke00210 (10:12:49 PM): dammit karen!
Poke00210 (10:13:20 PM): yay, OK THAT WAS ANNOYING
Poke00210 (10:13:25 PM): (stupid twin finger thing)
Poke00210 (10:13:33 PM): "no flights tonight"
Poke00210 (10:13:38 PM): *break to commercial*
Poke00210 (10:13:53 PM): OK at this point last night, i was giving odds on the bowling moms to win at 1000-1
Poke00210 (10:14:55 PM): which, had 'trose put a dollar down, could *of* netted him $1000
Poke00210 (10:15:12 PM): perhaps i spoke too soon and used a superlative or something
Poke00210 (10:16:04 PM): looking at the polls during the commercial break
Poke00210 (10:16:15 PM): yeah, 30% of people have mirna and her cousin winning
Poke00210 (10:16:47 PM): back to the moms
Poke00210 (10:16:54 PM): lufthansa
Poke00210 (10:17:15 PM): oh yes, gonna go to frankfurt, and catch up w/everybody in cairo
Poke00210 (10:17:44 PM): see, this could've broken me
Poke00210 (10:17:52 PM): Free Odds bet
Poke00210 (10:18:10 PM): damn, 12 hour lead
Poke00210 (10:18:12 PM): nice job kids
Poke00210 (10:18:16 PM): i still hate you
Poke00210 (10:18:31 PM): aww yeah mirna and her sidekick scoping out another flight
Poke00210 (10:18:36 PM): they found an earlier one
Poke00210 (10:18:46 PM): 50min lead
Poke00210 (10:18:57 PM): damn she's cute
Poke00210 (10:19:35 PM): i like how the hours of operation sign is in english
Poke00210 (10:19:43 PM): and is a nice red and gold
Poke00210 (10:20:06 PM): aww yeah bowling moms heading to frankfurt
Poke00210 (10:20:22 PM): ooh yeah lucky colors
Poke00210 (10:20:42 PM): aww yeah sneaky cousins
Poke00210 (10:21:09 PM): first of only 2 fast forwards
Poke00210 (10:21:32 PM): thought it was a bad idea for team retard to take a fast forward when they had such a big lead, but then i realized today during work that there are only 2
Poke00210 (10:21:42 PM): so probably best to take it if you find it
Poke00210 (10:21:56 PM): hmm, that totally changes
Poke00210 (10:22:09 PM): the fast forward strategy
Poke00210 (10:22:19 PM): ha ha can't find the fucking sarcophagus
Poke00210 (10:22:28 PM): holy shit, i was able to spell sarcophagus
Poke00210 (10:22:43 PM): waa, we're carrying a sarcophagus
Poke00210 (10:23:07 PM): they're headed to the pit stop before the other teams have evenlanded in egypt
Poke00210 (10:23:27 PM): "absolutely, breathtakingly astonishing"
Poke00210 (10:23:43 PM): colin & christie team #1
Poke00210 (10:23:56 PM): never seen a lead this big
Poke00210 (10:24:02 PM): mirna and charla just landed
Poke00210 (10:24:06 PM): @ the tower
Poke00210 (10:24:11 PM): go to giza plateau
Poke00210 (10:24:27 PM): follow the yellow rock road
Poke00210 (10:24:59 PM): aww yeah blackpeople crossing the nile
Poke00210 (10:25:07 PM): hello dere! dis am de nile
Poke00210 (10:25:08 PM): !
Poke00210 (10:25:15 PM): yeah fuck you new york tards
Poke00210 (10:26:04 PM): chip and kim overtaking marshall and lance
Poke00210 (10:26:07 PM): booyah
Poke00210 (10:26:13 PM): run bowling moms
Poke00210 (10:26:18 PM): ha ha, twins trailing again
Poke00210 (10:26:38 PM): yay twins hauling butt
Poke00210 (10:26:56 PM): OK and now the driver kicks ass
Poke00210 (10:27:07 PM): dumb inconsistent cunt
Poke00210 (10:27:18 PM): yeah you have no lead you new york tards
Poke00210 (10:27:29 PM): 37% of polled say they're going next
Poke00210 (10:27:34 PM): i'm inclined to agree
Poke00210 (10:27:43 PM): midgets in the sand!
Poke00210 (10:27:54 PM): oh yeah an egyptologist
Poke00210 (10:28:02 PM): charla to the rescue!
Poke00210 (10:28:22 PM): oh yesh mirna!
Poke00210 (10:28:36 PM): Ok this is where the twins and moms don't find the rocks
Poke00210 (10:28:44 PM): "we're gonna keep running until we find something"
Poke00210 (10:28:48 PM): i love chick-logic
Poke00210 (10:28:53 PM): gonna check my laundry
Poke00210 (10:28:55 PM): brb
Poke00210 (10:31:02 PM): oh heck yeah
Poke00210 (10:31:22 PM): kit kat are Ok at room temperature, better refridgerated, but best when frozen
Poke00210 (10:31:32 PM): or even semi-frozen
Poke00210 (10:31:45 PM): OK retard commercial
Poke00210 (10:32:22 PM): bowling moms are broken
Poke00210 (10:32:25 PM): hey i have that shirt
Poke00210 (10:32:30 PM): probably that size too
Poke00210 (10:32:36 PM): oh hey cutie
Poke00210 (10:33:09 PM): are you scared, gorgeous? would you like a spanking, perhaps?
Poke00210 (10:33:19 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (10:33:27 PM): "i should've given her the whistle to signal for help"
Poke00210 (10:33:32 PM): never noticed that!
Poke00210 (10:33:44 PM): (they use the whistle in a few minutes
Poke00210 (10:34:04 PM): ahh put the puzzle together on the mapto find the next dealie
Poke00210 (10:34:36 PM): should've at least rotated the map so you don't have to put the puzzle *right on* the map
Poke00210 (10:35:00 PM): they're @ the roadblock, and he's scared of crevasses
Poke00210 (10:35:08 PM): aww yeah, chip, put the fear of the black man into his ass
Poke00210 (10:35:24 PM): detour: rock and roll or hump and ride
Poke00210 (10:35:43 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with their own pros and cons.
Poke00210 (10:35:58 PM): either move heavy blocks or ride horsies!
Poke00210 (10:36:23 PM): oh it's 5:27
Poke00210 (10:36:37 PM): your logic doesn't quite follow, non-midget armenian
Poke00210 (10:36:50 PM): run charla, run!
Poke00210 (10:37:10 PM): blow your whistle!
Poke00210 (10:37:17 PM): and the whistle did it!
Poke00210 (10:37:39 PM): oh yeah, your midget cousin looks like a jockey
Poke00210 (10:37:46 PM): man you're cute, but not too bright
Poke00210 (10:37:48 PM): i miss nooneh
Poke00210 (10:38:17 PM): "Lance, help me up this [ramp]"
Poke00210 (10:38:22 PM): oh man they're dead
Poke00210 (10:38:29 PM): "charla and mirna of arabia!"
Poke00210 (10:38:56 PM): oh look the twins finally found the osiris shaft
Poke00210 (10:39:24 PM): ooh mirna looked cute in that angle
Poke00210 (10:39:28 PM): and they're headed tot he pit stop
Poke00210 (10:40:14 PM): charla and mirna team #2
Poke00210 (10:40:28 PM): oh she has a houndstooth scarf!
Poke00210 (10:40:30 PM): i miss grace
Poke00210 (10:41:22 PM): LOL "maybe this is for somethign else"
Poke00210 (10:41:34 PM): yeah nice job stupid! you're only in THE AMAZING RACE
Poke00210 (10:41:37 PM): dumbtards
Poke00210 (10:42:07 PM): i like the black froot of the loom dood
Poke00210 (10:42:35 PM): i want some juice
Poke00210 (10:46:12 PM): good juice
Poke00210 (10:46:31 PM): OK the bowling moms finally found the roadblock
Poke00210 (10:46:50 PM): heh, "help a brother out"
Poke00210 (10:46:58 PM): yeah you should say stuff like that to black dudes
Poke00210 (10:47:04 PM): all the time
Poke00210 (10:47:30 PM): it makes them feel solidaritudinous
Poke00210 (10:47:44 PM): aww yeah black dude!
Poke00210 (10:48:05 PM): i wanna see mirna and charla and chip and kim in the final
Poke00210 (10:48:07 PM): finals
Poke00210 (10:48:10 PM): or just chip rather
Poke00210 (10:48:25 PM): OK and dammit he told them where to go for teh clue
Poke00210 (10:48:48 PM): brandon and nicole team #3
Poke00210 (10:49:00 PM): aww yeah we're black and from the ghetto
Poke00210 (10:49:05 PM): chip and kim team #4
Poke00210 (10:49:14 PM): good dude
Poke00210 (10:49:19 PM): go bowling moms
Poke00210 (10:49:32 PM): i hate those two tools
Poke00210 (10:49:57 PM): yay, the natives are applauding you and your stupid american ways!
Poke00210 (10:50:02 PM): To the Sphinx!
Poke00210 (10:50:16 PM): how'd the twins do it in their retard way?
Poke00210 (10:50:21 PM): marshallance team #5
Poke00210 (10:50:25 PM): like i fucking care
Poke00210 (10:50:28 PM): they're as good as dead
Poke00210 (10:50:39 PM): ooh the twins got lost
Poke00210 (10:50:47 PM): too bad i know how this ends
Poke00210 (10:50:54 PM): this was actually pretty exciting last night
Poke00210 (10:50:56 PM): stupid twins
Poke00210 (10:51:02 PM): kami and karli team #6
Poke00210 (10:51:12 PM): dammit, bowling moms last
Poke00210 (10:51:15 PM): last team to arrive
Poke00210 (10:51:28 PM): good news! non-elimination leg!
Poke00210 (10:51:35 PM): new twist! bad news!
Poke00210 (10:51:44 PM): empty your pockets, gimme your money
Poke00210 (10:51:49 PM): and you get no money for the next leg
Poke00210 (10:52:04 PM): you bastard phil!
Poke00210 (10:52:11 PM): go bowling moms
Poke00210 (10:52:13 PM): i like the bowling moms
Poke00210 (10:52:17 PM): makes me wanna go bowling
Poke00210 (10:52:21 PM): with marsha
Poke00210 (10:52:47 PM): (notice that it's her first appearance in this review)
Poke00210 (10:52:57 PM): Busted for Insurance Fraud by a DOG
Poke00210 (10:53:03 PM): ooh UNDERWEAR COMMERCIAL!!!
Poke00210 (10:53:08 PM): AND DAMMIT I MISSED IT
Poke00210 (10:54:26 PM): expedia!
Poke00210 (10:54:29 PM): dot com!
Poke00210 (10:54:42 PM): dr. vegas!
Poke00210 (10:54:47 PM): gotta milk it for all you an
Poke00210 (10:54:50 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (10:54:55 PM): next week on the amazing race
Poke00210 (10:54:59 PM): "peniless moms"
Poke00210 (10:55:13 PM): blah blah, we're colin and christie
Poke00210 (10:55:22 PM): ooh, where'd your 12 hour lead go, bitches?!?
Poke00210 (10:55:34 PM): ewss, that soldier chick is nasty
Poke00210 (10:55:45 PM): OK there you go... enjoy until next week
Poke00210 (10:55:48 PM): go giants

got this from SixHertz's blog...

I'm a Lamborghini Murcielago!

You're not subtle, but you don't want to be. Fast, loud, and dramatic, you want people to notice you, and then get out of the way. In a world full of sheep, you're a raging bull.

Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

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Poke00210 (4:03:29 PM): Hello dere!
unkajimmy858 (4:03:30 PM): Shavin' my shoulders, I'm gettin' it all shaved off...
“Poke00210” is away from the computer as of 4:03:40 PM.
Poke00210 (4:04:18 PM): OK and here we go
Poke00210 (4:04:18 PM): !
Poke00210 (4:04:44 PM): Previously on the Amazing Race!
Poke00210 (4:05:01 PM): yeah, jew-tard
Poke00210 (4:05:24 PM): dammit, goodbye marsha
Poke00210 (4:05:26 PM): and jim
Poke00210 (4:05:31 PM): A! Maze! Ing!
Poke00210 (4:05:33 PM): amazing!
Poke00210 (4:05:37 PM): A! Maze! Ing!
Poke00210 (4:05:39 PM): Amazing!
Poke00210 (4:06:17 PM): OK mazda commercial
Poke00210 (4:07:34 PM): whoa, almost had my battery die during the 3am criticizing
Poke00210 (4:09:12 PM): This is san carlos de barriloche
Poke00210 (4:09:21 PM): 3rd pit stop oh yeah
Poke00210 (4:09:26 PM): eatage, sleepage and minglage
Poke00210 (4:09:55 PM): Colin and Chistie first to departdepart 3:10 am
Poke00210 (4:10:18 PM): oh yes, travel to town, bus to buenos aries, fly to st petersburg
Poke00210 (4:10:28 PM): find a battleship
Poke00210 (4:10:38 PM): Charla and Mirna, 2nd to depart
Poke00210 (4:10:48 PM): brandon and nicole, 3rd to depart @ 3:54
Poke00210 (4:10:59 PM): Bob and JOyce 4th to depart @ 4:22
Poke00210 (4:11:07 PM): oh, and the bus station is closed
Poke00210 (4:11:43 PM): earliest bus shit missed the time
Poke00210 (4:11:56 PM): kami and karli 5th to depart 5:04
Poke00210 (4:12:08 PM): bowling moms, 6th to depart
Poke00210 (4:12:12 PM): missed the time
Poke00210 (4:12:19 PM): chip and kim 7th to depart 5:17
Poke00210 (4:12:57 PM): marshall and lance last to depart 5:34
Poke00210 (4:13:43 PM): oh yesh ticket counter opens @ 730
Poke00210 (4:14:12 PM): one bus leaves three hours later, but arrives @ the same time
Poke00210 (4:14:17 PM): ooh yeah i'd go and do that
Poke00210 (4:15:05 PM): ooh jew dudes gettin in the black dudes face
Poke00210 (4:15:46 PM): hmm
Poke00210 (4:16:11 PM): gettin all anti-armenian and shit
Poke00210 (4:17:18 PM): oh yes, the local and express bus races
Poke00210 (4:17:34 PM): not as cool as the BART races
Poke00210 (4:18:00 PM): aww, how's yoru express bus now, bitches?
Poke00210 (4:18:42 PM): i don't like that brandon guy
Poke00210 (4:18:46 PM): but i wanna spank nicole
Poke00210 (4:18:57 PM): ooh hot argentinan
Poke00210 (4:19:47 PM): OK getting kinda convoluted again
Poke00210 (4:20:38 PM): colin and christy travelling via sao paolo and paris, then st. pete
Poke00210 (4:21:07 PM): and for those of you in rio linda, this is st. petersburg, russia, not florida
Poke00210 (4:21:21 PM): oh, they're scum bags, are they? physician heal themselves
Poke00210 (4:21:33 PM): brandon and nicole: sao paolo, london, st. pete
Poke00210 (4:21:45 PM): marshall and lance, chip and kim: madrid, frankfurt, st. pete
Poke00210 (4:22:35 PM): OK and now charla is riding a cart
Poke00210 (4:22:41 PM): OK and mirna is cute
Poke00210 (4:25:52 PM): and i found like 3 versions of the amazing race theme song... will check them out next commercial break
Poke00210 (4:26:42 PM): linda/karen, kami/karli, bob/joyce: to madrid... aww fuck i lost it
Poke00210 (4:26:55 PM): armenians: frankfurt, st. pete
Poke00210 (4:27:26 PM): mirna and schmirna
Poke00210 (4:27:35 PM): what a cock
Poke00210 (4:27:55 PM): colin/christie in first?
Poke00210 (4:28:00 PM): brandon/nicole in second
Poke00210 (4:28:16 PM): colin and christie: detour
Poke00210 (4:28:27 PM): A detour is a choice between two tasks.
Poke00210 (4:28:47 PM): oh yes, block 5 shots or drink 1 shot
Poke00210 (4:29:10 PM): doing the vodka one
Poke00210 (4:29:16 PM): ooh, doing the hockey
Poke00210 (4:29:35 PM): dude, the apostles drank you tard!
Poke00210 (4:29:49 PM): SHIT THOUGHT THE RECORDING FUCKED UP
Poke00210 (4:30:18 PM): waa! i don't want to do this
Poke00210 (4:30:42 PM): hmm, they're showing alcohol consumption on TV
Poke00210 (4:30:56 PM): Bronze Horseman statue, oh heck yeah
Poke00210 (4:31:08 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (4:31:17 PM): they put a goalie mask on her
Poke00210 (4:31:21 PM): and she can't skate
Poke00210 (4:31:29 PM): and i think her jersey said "nicole"
Poke00210 (4:31:38 PM): LOL they have personalized jerseys
Poke00210 (4:31:44 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (4:32:03 PM): you should be penalized for letting a shot get in
Poke00210 (4:32:13 PM): yeah bring it stupid american
Poke00210 (4:32:25 PM): Bring It!
Poke00210 (4:32:29 PM): what a tard
Poke00210 (4:32:43 PM): yay midget power
Poke00210 (4:33:14 PM): Old tower Restaurant
Poke00210 (4:33:17 PM): Roadblock!
Poke00210 (4:33:24 PM): A taste for the Good Life
Poke00210 (4:33:27 PM): shit
Poke00210 (4:33:33 PM): 1kg of caviar
Poke00210 (4:33:55 PM): oh, and before i forget, it's really good how the detours can go either way
Poke00210 (4:34:22 PM): BARF, WOMAN
Poke00210 (4:34:32 PM): JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
Poke00210 (4:34:45 PM): LOL THE MIDGETS ARE BEATING YOU
Poke00210 (4:35:03 PM): team armenia probably shouldn't do the hockey thing
Poke00210 (4:35:23 PM): although the hockey dudes may go easy on her if she plays the midget card
Poke00210 (4:35:30 PM): go you stupid woman, eat the fucking caviar
Poke00210 (4:35:32 PM): don't fucking cry!
Poke00210 (4:35:36 PM): Are you crying?
Poke00210 (4:35:42 PM): There's no crying in the Amazing Race!
Poke00210 (4:35:50 PM): you STUPID FLO PIECE OF SHIT!
Poke00210 (4:36:11 PM): you goofy armenian midget, it was your idea to play hockey
Poke00210 (4:36:22 PM): Ok and now team aNnoYing is beating you
Poke00210 (4:36:33 PM): uh oh
Poke00210 (4:36:46 PM): how cute, it's a little midet goalie
Poke00210 (4:37:00 PM): nice job drunk black dude
Poke00210 (4:37:31 PM): LOL oh did the foreigners mislead the stupid new yorkers? probably she heard your accent and was annoyed and determined to undermine you
Poke00210 (4:37:42 PM): Chip and Kim in 3rd
Poke00210 (4:37:54 PM): OK they were pulling those shots
Poke00210 (4:38:04 PM): i like mirna in hockey form
Poke00210 (4:38:26 PM): big dudes, man up
Poke00210 (4:38:41 PM): best to slim down if tio jaime is gonna be an amazing racer
Poke00210 (4:38:51 PM): oh, are you still crying?
Poke00210 (4:38:54 PM): dumb bitch
Poke00210 (4:39:05 PM): cut to break so i can listen to my theme songs
Poke00210 (4:41:06 PM): OK all these themes sound alike
Poke00210 (4:41:25 PM): slight differences but my crappy TiBook speakers can't really distinguish
Poke00210 (4:42:23 PM): oh there's a huge difference! in the ending 3 and 4 end a half beat earlier!
Poke00210 (4:42:35 PM): OK back to crying girl
Poke00210 (4:43:55 PM): oh heck yeah, Chip is tearing it up
Poke00210 (4:44:35 PM): damn dude!
Poke00210 (4:44:39 PM): chip!
Poke00210 (4:44:41 PM): nice job baby
Poke00210 (4:44:51 PM): yeah eat it stupid girls
Poke00210 (4:45:06 PM): Pit Stop: Catherine's Palace
Poke00210 (4:45:13 PM): nice!
Poke00210 (4:45:33 PM): dumb shit! just eat it
Poke00210 (4:45:58 PM): LOL "[charla]'s the strongest of the women here
Poke00210 (4:45:59 PM): "
Poke00210 (4:46:06 PM): yeah, don't let THE MIDGET beat you
Poke00210 (4:46:46 PM): "put the damn thing in your mouth"
Poke00210 (4:47:01 PM): "Ohh, the caviar! The caviar!"
Poke00210 (4:47:07 PM): nice job chip/kim!
Poke00210 (4:47:14 PM): Chip and Kim, team #1!
Poke00210 (4:47:33 PM): nice job, dude... that was all chip
Poke00210 (4:47:59 PM): nice job, stupid woman
Poke00210 (4:48:16 PM): colin and chistie, team #2
Poke00210 (4:48:32 PM): yeah very proud of her, whatever
Poke00210 (4:52:03 PM): LOL, it's a dodge commercial
Poke00210 (4:52:30 PM): (previous post has link to dodge as female reproductive system)
Poke00210 (4:53:40 PM): LOL nicki is sick
Poke00210 (4:54:03 PM): dude, did you just land in russia?
Poke00210 (4:54:07 PM): marshall and lance team #3
Poke00210 (4:54:10 PM): fuck you, you losers
Poke00210 (4:54:39 PM): bob and joyce currently in last place
Poke00210 (4:54:49 PM): ooh, kami and karli coudl be eliminated
Poke00210 (4:54:54 PM): charla & mirna team #4
Poke00210 (4:55:28 PM): yeah, make the natives wait around for hours to entertain your competitive whims
Poke00210 (4:55:34 PM): nice job bob
Poke00210 (4:55:43 PM): 2 for 2
Poke00210 (4:55:45 PM): 3 for 3
Poke00210 (4:55:48 PM): 4 for 4
Poke00210 (4:55:55 PM): shit a perfect 5
Poke00210 (4:56:14 PM): nice job old dudes
Poke00210 (4:56:41 PM): LOL you're fucked! stupid christian models
Poke00210 (4:58:08 PM): yay, your idiot GF cost you like 4 places!
Poke00210 (4:58:12 PM): brandon and nicole, team #5
Poke00210 (4:59:04 PM): oh, nice bowling moms
Poke00210 (4:59:10 PM): she Chipped that
Poke00210 (4:59:16 PM): Linda and Karen, team #6
Poke00210 (4:59:27 PM): c'mon bob and joyce
Poke00210 (4:59:36 PM): where the hell are they? are they lost?
Poke00210 (4:59:39 PM): oops
Poke00210 (4:59:56 PM): Kami and karli team #7
Poke00210 (5:00:50 PM): Nice job bob dude... a real bang-up dude
Poke00210 (5:00:57 PM): bob & joyce last team to arrive
Poke00210 (5:01:15 PM): damn, they were a good team
Poke00210 (5:01:21 PM): i liked them
Poke00210 (5:01:46 PM): i bet their popularity went through the roof on the website
Poke00210 (5:03:46 PM): On the next episode of the Amazing Race
Poke00210 (5:04:04 PM): should be good