Tio Jaime: Aleph One

I'm mirroring this post here. Better to have and not need than need and not have...

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NOT TOO TIRED TO BLOG, BABY BOOYAH

I got home at 945pm. left the apartment at 5am. I hope i'm doing the math right, because i count 16-1/2 hours. I think.

I'm too tired to complain, so here's the rundown. If a gentle SHoPper would be so kind as to maps.yahoo.com these to find the distance i travelled today, i'd be much obgliged.

Piedmont Ave., Oakland, CA to UC Merced (I-580E to I-205 to I-5N to CA-120 to US-99)
UC Merced to San Jose, CA (via 152 aka Pacheco Pass)
San Jose, CA to Milpitas, CA (via I-680)
Milpitas, CA to the Home Office in lovely Benicia, CA
Benicia, CA to sweet sweet Oakland, CA

That seems like a lot. If i wasn't so eff-ing tired, I'd do a cool deallie like this.

Instead, since it only requires a couple of command-F replace deallies in MS word for Mac OS X and a few html tags, i'll leave you w/a chat deallie... jimmy-tastic link below, but provided by SixH.

What a great friend!!! I just wish i weren't too exhausted to enjoy the photos.

chat deallie

9:45 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF: yo SixHertz: yo yo [RACIAL EXPLETIVE]! JihadJimmyMWCCDF: holy fuck my shit i just got home JihadJimmyMWCCDF: left the house @ 5am JihadJimmyMWCCDF: hey you have that girls peeing link again? you sent it to my work thing and i closed it 9:50 PM SixHertz: http://fotzo.blogspot.com/2005/05/pipi.html JihadJimmyMWCCDF: why do i like this so much? JihadJimmyMWCCDF: there is a God SixHertz: figured you'd like it. JihadJimmyMWCCDF: god there's a ton of them JihadJimmyMWCCDF: i'm soo fucking tired, i can't even go through all of them JihadJimmyMWCCDF: that's how tired i am right now SixHertz: wow SixHertz: no zoo for you 9:55 PM SixHertz: no soup for you JihadJimmyMWCCDF: huh? SixHertz: nvm JihadJimmyMWCCDF: i'm too tired to fend off your judgmentalism SixHertz: I'm not being judgemental, dude. JihadJimmyMWCCDF: s'OK JihadJimmyMWCCDF: even if you were, i'm too tired anway SixHertz: I was cracking a joke related to Sienfeld. JihadJimmyMWCCDF: anyway JihadJimmyMWCCDF: i don't watch that Jew show SixHertz: you're too tired for the zoo. SixHertz: neither do I. JihadJimmyMWCCDF: BUT I'M NOT TO TIRED TO BLOG, BABY SixHertz: but it's a famous line from it. JihadJimmyMWCCDF: BOOYAH SixHertz: "No soup for you" JihadJimmyMWCCDF: oh yeah JihadJimmyMWCCDF: duh

On a related note, SixH's Jewish friend doesn't piss me off because he doesn't play the Neurotic Jew card. The Disgruntled Jew card, on the other hand, is by far more entertaining and never gets old. This is worth its weight in free ham.

Neurotic Jew: Woody Allen, Jerry Seinfeld.
Disgruntled Jew: Adam Sandler, SixH's friend, that kid from South Park, Krusty the Klown.

See? My hate is not w/o reason. it is surprisingly thought out and logical.

goodnight,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

JihadJimmyCDF (4:26:22 PM): yo SixH (4:26:31 PM): whatup JihadJimmyCDF (4:26:49 PM): i'll let you put up vicetivus pics as you see fit JihadJimmyCDF (4:27:04 PM): you should have a My First Vicetivus segment SixH (4:27:21 PM): hah, okay JihadJimmyCDF (4:27:23 PM): since you have parents and a GF w/access to the blog JihadJimmyCDF (4:27:42 PM): random jimmy-ness and chatting is one thing, but Vicetivus is another altogether SixH (4:27:51 PM): roger that. JihadJimmyCDF (4:27:58 PM): you have access to the album right? JihadJimmyCDF (4:28:08 PM): case-sensitive, in case you're running into trouble JihadJimmyCDF (4:29:08 PM): DAMMIT I MISS LAS VEGAS SixH (4:29:24 PM): yeah, I've got it covered. JihadJimmyCDF (4:29:33 PM): i wanna go back now. JihadJimmyCDF (4:29:36 PM): right eff-ing now SixH (4:30:06 PM): i have no desire to lose any additional cash. JihadJimmyCDF (4:30:16 PM): yeah i figured you'd say something like that JihadJimmyCDF (4:30:42 PM): you really shouldn't go to vegas with the mindset of making money SixH (4:31:29 PM): yeah, yeah, yeah. Suck my cock. SixH (4:31:31 PM): ;) JihadJimmyCDF (4:31:44 PM): no look, you goddam rookie JihadJimmyCDF (4:32:00 PM): i'm right, and you know it SixH (4:32:12 PM): I gots a couple words for ya. SixH (4:32:16 PM): Who gives a shit? SixH (4:32:18 PM): :D JihadJimmyCDF (4:32:28 PM): hey you're the one bellyaching about losing money in vegas SixH (4:32:41 PM): Hey, I can bitch about it, can't I? SixH (4:32:50 PM): I'm not going to dwell. JihadJimmyCDF (4:33:01 PM): sure you can bitch JihadJimmyCDF (4:33:15 PM): but i'm just telling you that this is standard operating procedure SixH (4:34:28 PM): Yeah, I know. SixH (4:34:34 PM): Not like I expected to win. SixH (4:34:38 PM): shit, dude, what do you want from me? SixH (4:34:43 PM): I'm vegas'd out. SixH (4:34:46 PM): http://www.voanews.com/english/2005-05-17-voa66.cfm JihadJimmyCDF (4:34:55 PM): no that's my point, you should never expect to win SixH (4:35:03 PM): nor did i, goddammit. SixH (4:35:07 PM): just drop the fucking thing. JihadJimmyCDF (4:36:16 PM): re: that article.... JihadJimmyCDF (4:36:19 PM): Well, no shit. JihadJimmyCDF (4:36:25 PM): What have we got here, a fucking comedian. JihadJimmyCDF (4:36:27 PM): Private Joker. SixH (4:36:32 PM): haha JihadJimmyCDF (4:36:38 PM): Hell, I like you, you can come voer to my house and fuck my sister! JihadJimmyCDF (4:36:46 PM): **punches joker in the stomach** SixH (4:36:54 PM): YOU LITTLE SCUMBAG! JihadJimmyCDF (4:36:58 PM): You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! SixH (4:36:59 PM): I GOT YOUR NAME! SixH (4:37:01 PM): I GOT YOUR ASS! JihadJimmyCDF (4:37:04 PM): YOU WILL NOT LAUGH JihadJimmyCDF (4:37:06 PM): YOU WILL NOT CRY JihadJimmyCDF (4:37:15 PM): YOU WILL LEARN BY THE NUMBERS, I WILL TEACH YOU

Got this quiz from SixH's post here at the SHoP

Your Linguistic Profile:

65% General American English

20% Yankee

15% Dixie

0% Midwestern

0% Upper Midwestern

Suffolk Downs, Race 1 $2 plc #3 Jimmy's Two Socks (ML 20-1) EFF YOU HORSE
Monticello Raceway, Race 1 $2 plc #8 Victoria HJ (ML 3-1) HEY THANKS THERE HUH
Finger Lakes, Race 1 $2 plc #3 JimmieLee (ML 7-2) EFF YOU JIMMY
Philadelphia Park, Race 2 $1 ex #4 Hanging Out (ML 2-1) with #3 Getting Grey (ML 10-1)YEAH NICE JOB HANGING OUT YOU PIG EFF-ER
Delaware Park, Race 2 $1 pk3 2/1/6 EFF-ER
Suffolk Downs, Race 3 $1 pk3 1/7/2 HOW THE EFF DID TABLE OF CONTENTS LOSE?
Suffolk Downs Race 6 $1 tri 1,2/1,2/4
and because i'm a dumbfuck Suffolk Downs Race 6 $1 tri 1,3/1,3/4
Monticello Raceway, Race 10 $1 pk3 3/6/2

Here, public service annoucement from your favorite uncle, Tio Jaime. yay.

I know that some of you wait tables, so here's a fun post for you to enjoy. This is what happens when you try to snipe a Berkeley Engineer.

all my love,
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith

Eff the d-backs.

You are now in chat room “mvpbaseball2005.” TioJaime858 has entered the chat room. TioJaime858: (1:50:17 PM): hello dere! TioJaime858: (1:50:32 PM): gonna play a round of baseball whiel i wait for the kentucky derby TioJaime858: (1:50:50 PM): lemme open a kentucky derby window right now just so i won't have to do i tlater TioJaime858: (1:52:15 PM): OK TioJaime858: (1:52:20 PM): lemme crank up the xb0x0r TioJaime858: (1:54:58 PM): d-backs TioJaime858: (1:55:08 PM): d-backs @ giants, fossum vs. jerome williams TioJaime858: (1:58:13 PM): williams strikes out shawn green TioJaime858: (1:59:05 PM): troy glaus single up the middle TioJaime858: (2:01:18 PM): gonzo triples to score glaus, hammock homers to LF TioJaime858: (2:01:19 PM): shit TioJaime858: (2:02:26 PM): chad tracy strikes out looking TioJaime858: (2:06:48 PM): bottom of the second, Giants LF Larry Schmonds lines out to RF TioJaime858: (2:09:44 PM): AMZING STOP BY DURHAM! TioJaime858: (2:10:29 PM): durham dives towards the bag to snag a sharply hit grounder from troy glaus, throws under his torso to snow for the out TioJaime858: (2:10:56 PM): middle ol the 3rd 3-0 d-backs TioJaime858: (2:14:06 PM): williams strikes out gonzo again for his fifth TioJaime858: (2:14:17 PM): sorry only one K on gonzo TioJaime858: (2:20:21 PM): misexecuted suicide squeeze by d-backs TioJaime858: (2:20:30 PM): runners on corners T5 TioJaime858: (2:20:45 PM): williams makes quick move off mound to freeze runner on 3rd TioJaime858: (2:21:19 PM): oops TioJaime858: (2:21:32 PM): williams hangs a pitch for a 3-run homer by cintron TioJaime858: (2:21:33 PM): shit TioJaime858: (2:23:30 PM): gonzo sac fly TioJaime858: (2:23:33 PM): 7-0 d-backs TioJaime858: (2:28:28 PM): DURHAM TioJaime858: (2:28:47 PM): DIVING CATCH TO END THE D-BACKS HALF OF THE SIXTH TioJaime858: (2:28:51 PM): catches fossum's liner TioJaime858: (2:32:27 PM): moises alou hits a homer to deep left field! TioJaime858: (2:32:29 PM): giants on the board! TioJaime858: (2:36:18 PM): cousell bloopers to shallow left to score a runner TioJaime858: (2:46:43 PM): OK 8-4 d-backs TioJaime858: (2:46:48 PM): that game sucked ass mr. Garrison

There, MiniTrue, see? I have limits to what I will post on the SHoP.

MwHCock = friend from college
JihadJimmyCDF = jihad jimmy, chief defender of the faith

MwHCock: miami heat have advanced to 2nd round of playoffs MwHCock: go sahq MwHCock: shaq MwHCock: The Lakers are cursed MwHCock: It's the curse of the Shaq-bino Poke00210: perhaps if all lakur fans go to staples center and play a single-elimination tournament of Soggy Biscuit the curse can be broken 8:15 PM MwHCock: cool MwHCock: i had to look up what that was? MwHCock: was. MwHCock: ! MwHCock: ewwww MwHCock: so gross Poke00210: LOL Poke00210: you didn't know? MwHCock: no Poke00210: for reference, one of filiipino brent's nicknames has been Soggy Brent Poke00210: for the past few years MwHCock: eewwwwwwwwww Poke00210: a new one is Bukkax0r Brent MwHCock: you are a sick group