Tio Jaime: Aleph One

F***. I remember what I had wanted to post earlier before I got distracted by Emily-Mindy spanking fantasies.

On the metrosexual front, I have removed teh blue nail polish from my toes and find that another pedicure would be nice. Also, I got my back waxed tonight. at the same place where I got my pedicure.

I'm not a metrosexual, contrary to what you might think now after reading that last bit. No sir. I am an engineer, and as such, prone to fits of social ineptitude and/or fashion mismatches.

I wore black Steel-toed boots today w/a brown belt!!!

Well shit, I knew i wasn't supposed to. but the fact of the matter is, I still did, and therefore have demonstrated that I am not a metrosexual. Talk to mitch and petros, they seem to have more beauty products than I do

And yes, I did just purchase a tester bottle of Candie's for Men, but it was for sentimental reasons which if you've been keeping score of the jimmy-game will allow you to answer this question:

Mikhaila/Crystal always smelled like a combination of Candie's for Women and what?

Thanks for playing along there at home. I'm fucking tired.

all my love,
James