Tio Jaime: Aleph One

HOLY CHRIST WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?!?

I couldn't open a stupid 20oz bottle of Dr. Pepper.  Tried my left hand, remembered I was right-handed, tried my right hand.  No dice.  Had to use a funky-ass angle before I could do it.

I think I'm losing it.  Fortunately for me, i have an online forum on which I can relay my degeneration slowly to my friends.  which reminds me, i should inform my friends of my newfound online forum.

For some reason, things like "I can't open my dr. pepper" seem more important when you can blog about them.  Nevermind that Mindy is still the only one reading at this point.  Does that diminish or devalue the blog?  Because it's Mindy?  yes.  because it's only one person?  no. 

If a tree falls in the forest but only the Mindee!!! is around to hear it, does it make a sound?  (No, cabron, the tree, not the Mindee!!!)  Probably not. 

Tio Jaime, EIT

# Posted by Tio Jaime @ 12:55 PM