Tio Jaime: Aleph One

OK so last night got a bit crazy, but to the best of my recollection, here's what I remember:

Mitch comes over with Patron, Grey Goose, Peppermint Schnapps.

Mitch, Lincoln, and I have Patron and Grey Goose as we watch an episode of "Airline" that new A&E reality show featuring Southwest Airlines.  Very good show.

I bust out the Fernet-Branca (complete with ginger ale back). 

We watch an episode of Aqua Teen Hungerforce.

I put Silent Hill 2 into Link's PS2.  Drinking game:  shot of fernet each time james screams like a little girl. 

Have now lost track of shots.

Lincoln puts in Colin McRae Rally 3, a driving game.  Drinking and driving doesn't necessarily work in video games either.

More Fernet-Branca.

OK and now we bust out the soft-core porn.  No penetration, just Heather Kozar (PMOY 1999) prancing around naked.  At one point she washes a car.  Kinda like that scene in Cool Hand Luke.

More Fernet-Branca, i put a hard hat on.  Why?  Because i work in construction.  Duh.

And now lincoln whips out the hard-core lesbian porn that i bought for him in Oregon (no sales tax!  special porn stores on I-5!).  Two leather clad chicks spanking each other.  Whoa.  OK now there are two chicks and one dude.

At this point, I have brought my laptop out to the living room so i can try to drunk e-mail people.  I realize that for some reason, this porn doesn't have the obligatory porn-music.  This distresses me.  So I call up the Benny Hill theme song on my laptop, pump it up, and tell lincoln to play the porn DVD at 2x. 

Oh man that was hilarious.  If you're confused, rent a Benny Hill video.

Fell asleep on my recliner.  Woke up before 4, realized that "shit, i gotta go to work in a few hours" went to my bed, *set my alarm* (damn i'm good) went to sleep.

And now i'm here at work.  Remind me to pick up some fernet-branca from BevMo on the way home tonight.

all my love,

The Notorious J.A.M.E.S.

# Posted by Tio Jaime @ 8:56 AM