Monday, January 19, 2004
Public - 9:36 AM
Gonna have my tonsils swabbed for strep throat later today (5pm).
They're gonna have the test results before I leave, whereas Kaiser always took several days. WTF, huh?
Boys, whenever a chick says to you-- and it doesn't fucking matter if she's your mom, sister, wife, or cute mexican/filipina waitress that you wanna get spanked by-- "I feel fatter today" and then proceeds to poke her stomach, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND RUN AWAY.
If you *must* say something, yell "I LOVE YOUR BIZNOOGAS, HOLY GEEZ I WANT TO LICK 'EM, PLEASE SEXUALLY VIOLATE ME IN FRONT OF YOUR GAY FUCKING PRICK OF A BOSS!" And *then* run away. Ideally, she will have forgotten that her fat-trap was set and your sneaky cock managed to squirm out of it. Penis 1, Vagina 0.
Oh, don't yell that line above if the woman in question is your mom or your sister. Because that's just wrong. Don't say the F-word in front of your fucking family, you fucktard...
In hindsight, I really wish I kept track of who has access to this blog. Best not to read this @ work... unless you work for Underground Construction Company, Inc. in lovely Benicia, CA...
Tio Jaime, Enjoneer-Een-Traineeng
