Monday, February 23, 2004
Public - 10:57 PM
RishiB = dorm buddy, law student at Seton Hall University
poke00210 = James [last name deleted], EIT
*****
9:58 PM
RishiB: yo yo yo
poke00210: howdy hwody
RishiB: what u b up to?
poke00210: goofing off online... trying to download some nice screensaver
poke00210: and i found a magic 8-ball for my dock, but it's not wornking
poke00210: working
10:00 PM
RishiB: coocoo
RishiB: coo
RishiB: I am a little drunk
RishiB: I have to get up early
poke00210: ooh, i was gonna drink right now
RishiB: and my sleep cycle is off
poke00210: how many you had?
poke00210: i wanna catch up
RishiB: so I figured drinking would help
RishiB: 6
RishiB: beers
RishiB: where jou at?
poke00210: home
poke00210: no zoo tonight
RishiB: no nono
RishiB: how many dirnks
RishiB: drinks
poke00210: oh
poke00210: zero
poke00210: i can catch up real quick
poke00210: i'll have some shots
RishiB: thats a lot of caching up to do
poke00210: NP
RishiB: like my new icon?
RishiB: it's lionel
poke00210: i miss phil hartman
RishiB: me 2
RishiB: he was da bomb diggityh
poke00210: OK lemme get some drinky-drinky
RishiB: ok
RishiB: hurry
RishiB: you're so behind
RishiB: son
poke00210: plenty of time
poke00210: shots go fast
poke00210: you ever had fernet-branca?
10:05 PM
RishiB: no
RishiB: what is it?
poke00210: OK there's 1
poke00210: it's an italian liqueur... tastes like jager & vicks vapo-rub
RishiB: jager....
RishiB: eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
poke00210: thought you liked that hit
poke00210: shit
RishiB: that stuff gives me nightmqares
RishiB: i have gotten soo sick of it
poke00210: i'm @ 3
RishiB: whoo
poke00210: i miss you
RishiB: do you use iChat
poke00210: when you coming back dude?
poke00210: and you want in on orquiza's fantasy again?
poke00210: yeah, but not ichat av
RishiB: i miss you too good buddy
RishiB: oh hell yes
poke00210: shit, feeling the fernet now
poke00210: lemme send you the e-mail
RishiB: i ruled that league last year
RishiB: lincoln still owes me a burrito
poke00210: LOL
10:10 PM
poke00210: grewal.org
RishiB: yessum
RishiB: (CENSORED, if you want rishi's e-mail, ask me. he asked that i remove it for fear of spam)
RishiB: got it
poke00210: OK i'm taking a break before #4
RishiB: ok
10:15 PM
RishiB: i need a woman
RishiB: soooooo bad
RishiB: help james
RishiB: find me a nice sikh gril
RishiB: girl
poke00210: fuck dude
poke00210: you're asking the wrong jimmy
RishiB: whose the right jimmy?
poke00210: i'm sure you know more than one jimmy
poke00210: ask the other one
RishiB: no
RishiB: no more jimmys
RishiB: i follow the indian friend rule when dealing w/ jimmy's
RishiB: no more than one
poke00210: serious?
poke00210: shit
poke00210: tell mitchell
poke00210: he has another friend name james
RishiB: ok, I just pounded number 7, so i am doen
poke00210: shit
poke00210: OK here's 4....
RishiB: down the hatch
RishiB: booyah
poke00210: standby for 5
RishiB: whoa
RishiB: slow down
RishiB: I'm about to go to sleep, so no ruch
RishiB: rush
10:20 PM
poke00210: 5
RishiB: man
RishiB: switching to apple was the best thing i've done
poke00210: letting megan leave was the best thing i've done
RishiB: i agree
RishiB: man
RishiB: she was such a bitch-a rooney dooney
poke00210: fuck dude, you realize that i would've been married to that if she hadn't gotten balls and left me?
RishiB: that is so scary
RishiB: who
RishiB: whoa
poke00210: crazy cunt of a woman
RishiB: man
RishiB: i still remember the time we were playing monopoly and your pager went off
poke00210: LOL
RishiB: and we were so scared it was her
poke00210: oh fuck that was some funny shit
RishiB: and you had broken up like 6 months before
RishiB: i just cracked #8
poke00210: fuck that was one shitty bullet i dodged there
RishiB: that was a bad idea
poke00210: hold on, lemme take #6
10:25 PM
RishiB: oh man
RishiB: i really need to get some ass
RishiB: you need iCaht
RishiB: ichat av
RishiB: so we could chat
RishiB: audio style
RishiB: you hit #6 yet?
poke00210: perhaps this was a bad idea
The person is not currently online.
poke00210: yeah had #6 three minutes ago
poke00210: check it out on my blog
poke00210: i have a series of toasts for the first 12 shots of fernet-branca
10:30 PM
RishiB: where's your blog??
poke00210: www.xanga.com/tiojaime
poke00210: lotsa strip club references... caveat
poke00210: wait, do you have a blog?
RishiB: no
poke00210: it's pretty lametastic... two people read it
RishiB: i have iBlog for .mac users, was free
poke00210: hey cool
poke00210: OK lemme have #7
RishiB: that was fast
RishiB: your gonna get sick
poke00210: eh
poke00210: it's fernet-branca
RishiB: whose grace?
RishiB: and pearl and mikhaila
RishiB: and catrina and chenelle
RishiB: ???
poke00210: strippers
RishiB: oh, nice
poke00210: there's a specific order of toasts
poke00210: actually, grace and pearl are the same person... she uses different names @ different clubs
RishiB: whoa
poke00210: Why the Fuck did you let me go to the zoo soooooo many moons ago
poke00210: fuck dude
RishiB: sorry dog
poke00210: s'all good, baby baby
RishiB: i should never have taken you
poke00210: no dude
RishiB: look at what i started
poke00210: it's soo bad
poke00210: oh shit!
poke00210: the first lapdance i bought
poke00210: from Cory
poke00210: she dances @ our club nowadays... she's one of my favorites
poke00210: she's *old*
10:35 PM
RishiB: even jay has calmed down on the clubs
RishiB: he got himslef a respectable woman
poke00210: oh that's good
poke00210: sikh?
RishiB: yessum
poke00210: oh jesus
poke00210: jimmy drunk!
RishiB: MwHCock too!!!
poke00210: fuck, we've never been drunk together
poke00210: until now
poke00210: all of our drinking was prelude to this moment
RishiB: nice
poke00210: OK i think i'm done for tonight
RishiB: coo
RishiB: we be drunk together
RishiB: from across the country
RishiB: who
poke00210: oh shit
poke00210: i'm done baby
poke00210: fuck
poke00210: my scalp is tingly
RishiB: http://homepage.mac.com/RishiB/iblog/index.html
10:40 PM
poke00210: Ok i've cross-referenced your blog to my blog
RishiB: nice
poke00210: oh shit, i didn't see the "megan is a bitch" part
poke00210: LOL
poke00210: oh fuck that's teh funniest thing i've read in teh past year
RishiB: word
RishiB: i just added that part
RishiB: i tought you'd like it
poke00210: that dumb cunt
poke00210: i saw her dad a couple of times @ cal games
poke00210: once in seatle
poke00210: i was drunk, i told him, "you're a good guy. i miss you"
poke00210: i wanted to tell him, "shit, man, having to live w/your wife and two daughters, i can see why you were driven to the bottle"
RishiB: he was driven to the bottle?
poke00210: he was a drunk... megan's mom threatened to leave unless he sobered up
poke00210: i'd fuck megan's mom in teh bed of my truck
RishiB: nice
10:45 PM
poke00210: i wanna spank megan's sister
poke00210: she was model-quality
RishiB: me too
poke00210: WTF why do i always choose the wrong fucking sister?
RishiB: i saw her on her picture once
poke00210: where?
RishiB: or her picture
RishiB: not sure
poke00210: yeah she was a fucking scorchcake
poke00210: not sure what the fuck was wrong w/'megan
poke00210: dumb cunt-tard
RishiB: brb
RishiB: was having some im problem
RishiB: sorry
RishiB: ok
poke00210: you sign up for orquiza's fantasy league?
RishiB: where were we
poke00210: something about my ex being a dumb cunt
poke00210: oh shit.. funny shit
poke00210: makiko (mitch's ex) was telling me that I'm friendlier and warmer to my strippers than I was to megan
RishiB: nice
poke00210: and that she likes my strippers better than she liked megan
RishiB: i believe it
RishiB: Whoa.....did yo utake makiko to strip club?
poke00210: and quite frankly, this friday when my favorite leaves, i'm going to be more upset about herleaving than megan leaving
poke00210: yeah a couple of times
RishiB: oh man
RishiB: with mitchell
RishiB: ?
poke00210: no, just her and me
RishiB: are you two an item?
poke00210: no
poke00210: that's not right
RishiB: I KNOW
RishiB: i was just making sure
10:50 PM
RishiB: whew
poke00210: oh man
poke00210: OK now i'm feeling the liqueirer
poke00210: liqueur
poke00210: liqueur
RishiB: s'all good
RishiB: man
RishiB: i have need to hit the sack
poke00210: yeah me too baby
RishiB: alrighty then
poke00210: i'm just gonna post this on my blog
RishiB: word
poke00210: MANGINA
RishiB: i know a dude at school whose last name is mongina
RishiB: it cracks me up
RishiB: i always think of you
poke00210: your women's bball coach is named phyllis mangina
RishiB: heheh
RishiB: what is your blog link?
poke00210: http://www.xanga.com/tiojaime
RishiB: alright man, good night
RishiB: time to sleep it off
poke00210: see ya baby.. hurry back to CA
RishiB: i will
poke00210: and bring me a nice woman
10:55 PM
RishiB: uh, i need a nice woman
RishiB: so if I bring my nice woman for you to just look at will that count?
poke00210: if you don't mind me jaxoring to her after you both leave, then yes that will suffice
RishiB: no prob
RishiB: alright, night man
poke00210: sounds good
poke00210: you can have megan
RishiB: ttyl
RishiB: uh, no
RishiB: i'd rather chop my balls off
poke00210: i would sooner masturbate myself to death
RishiB: even better
RishiB: night
poke00210: goodnight gorgeous
