Tio Jaime: Aleph One

Shit, won't be able to get lunch today.  Not a problem, since I haven't promised myself to anybody.  Except Michelle Branch.

I swear to God i'm like a fucking little squirrel.  Lucky for no-lunch-Jimmy today, I've been squirreling away food in my desk.  I have two oranges from last saturday (yeah, went to work on saturday. sunday too).  I had some chili cheese fritos last week, and some chicken in a biskit which i killed off the last of yesterday during a break in Bid Review.

Like a fuckin squirrel i tell you.  A big, Filipino, swiss army knife-equipped squirrel.

JIMMY SWISS ARMY KNIFE USES:

1) open mail

2) open oranges

3) slashy-slashy your tires if we used to date and you were a sucky girlfriend

4) general, all-purpose MacGyver uses, like disabling the stupid strobe light on the Broadway Showgirls Cabaret "refillable" lighter

Jimmy-aside:  stay away from the Cabaret's disposable lighter.  I'll buy you a Bic and get drunk and calligraphize.  ooh yeah baby

Ok gotta work.  some construction trivia for you: concrete sawcutting can be estimated at a rate of 500in-ft/hour/saw.  if you're DJ John, please use this information carefully

all my love,

The Notorious J.A.M.E.S.

ps-  bowled a 145 last night... converted around 60% spare or better

# Posted by Tio Jaime @ 11:24 AM