Friday, March 19, 2004
Public - 10:52 AM
Yeah. Another one of these. But i've never seen these questions before, so here we go...
again, as before, feel free to respond w/your answers in my comments. thanks to all ZERO of you who did so previously.
and you're welcome, btw, that i didn't send this to your e-mails...
unka jimmy
**********
Change all of the answers so they apply to you. Then,
send this to a whole bunch of people you know
INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The idea is
that you'll learn a lot of little facts about your
friends.
1. Ever been so drunk you blacked out?
Probably. Can't fucking remember....
2. Ever Been Missing?
Went AWOL once. wasn't so bad.
3. Been hurt emotionally?
Yeah, that's why i went AWOL
4. Kept a secret from everyone?
Sure, but eventually you'll know that I have no real secrets, no real shame or embarassment. I can't be bargained with, I can't be reasoned with. i don't feel pity or remorse or fear. And I will not stop-- EVER-- until i have you doubled-over in laughter. and/or naked, if applicable
5. Have an imaginary friend when you were young?
no
6. Wanted to hook up with a friend?
yes. who hasn't?
7. Had a crush on a teacher?
Chemistry 3A professor Carolyn Bertozzi! unfortunately she liked women
8. Ever thought an animated character was hot?
yeah that chick from Final Fantasy
9. Had a New Kids On the Block tape?
no
10. What was the last new movie you saw?
Broken Lizard's Club Dread. don't see if you don't like juvenile poo and boobie humor
11. Wearing?
jeans, collared shirt, steel toed boots
12. Hair Is?
in dire need of haircut
13. Eating?
cough drop. other than that, not today because it's friday. during lent. that and i was gonna take my lunch break at 2 (5pm EST) anyway since contractors in North Carolina will work until then
14. Drinking?
not just yet, but i'm sure i will at one point or another this weekend... single malted scotch on the rocks, or Fernet-Branca ginger ale back (miss you Grace!)
15. Thinking about?
masonry contractors in North Carolina and how the dumb pricks are gonna have a hard time estimating the work when nobody's even seen the stupid brick sidewalk
16. Talking to?
certainly ain't the masonry contractors since i'm busy writing this here, huh
--------THE LAST 24 HOURS--------
1. Cried?
no
2. Worn a Skirt?
no. stupid ass fuck of a question
3. Met Someone New?
probably. actually yeah.
4. Cleaned A Room?
hah! no
5. Done laundry?
hah! i wish
6. Drove a Car?
no. drove 2 different trucks tho'
------DO YOU BELIEVE IN-------
1. Yourself?
For the most part
2. Your friends?
they wouldn't be my friends otherwise
3. Santa Claus?
not since the first Bush administration
5. Destiny Fate?
yeah that's nice eat me
6. Angels?
FUCK ANAHEIM. I FLIPPED OFF EDISON FIELD NUMEROUS TIMES YESTERDAY WHILE IN ORANGE COUNTY. FUCK ANAHEIM
7. UFO's?
i'm sure there are many objects with airborn trajectories that have as of yet to be identified positively. so yes, UFO's exist. now extra-terrestrial life... i dunno
-----RIGHT NOW-----
1. Who have you known the longest of your friends?
Jason Lima... since the mid-Reagan Administration
2. Who's the loudest of your friends?
Karim
3. Who do you go to for advice?
just about anybody, regardless of their experience
4. Who do you cry to?
myself at night in bed. FUCK ANAHEIM
5. Worst feeling?
1) knowing that i've let somebody down, 2) knowing i'm about to let somebody down
6. Who will respond to this the fastest?
brent
7. Who did you send this to that will not reply?
damn near all of you
8. Who sent this to you?
Orquiza, Filipino glockenspiel extrodinaire
--------FINALLY--------
1. WHAT TIME DID YOU GO TO BED LAST NIGHT?
1am
2. PAPER OR PLASTIC?
Paper. easier if you have a truck bed. and if you think i'm killing trees unnecessarily, you're a goddam retard. trees used in paper products are grown for that express purpose. using less paper won't save any more trees.
*****QUESTION #3 WAS MISSING*****
4. WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK/MAGAZINE YOU READ?
FHM w/that sopranos chick on the cover
5. A TV SHOW YOU CAN'T STAND TO WATCH?
american idol
6. WHAT DID YOU EAT FOR LUNCH TODAY?
no lunch today because i'm fasting, or at least not until 2
7. DO YOU LIKE TO BE SURPRISED?
quite possibly
8. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?
blue and white. Go Bells!
9. WHAT BRAND OF DEODORANT DO YOU WEAR?
not sure. whatever was on sale
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE STORE?
fry's electronics... check out new store on willow pass road in concord!
11. WINTER, SPRING, SUMMER, OR FALL?
only season that matters is baseball season. all you all motherfuckers, fuck you too! die slow motherfucker, my fo'-fo' make sho' all yo' kids don' grow!
12. FAVORITE DESSERT?
the corner pieces of my grandma's brownies,
13. WHICH ONE WOULD YOU PREFER MAID OR CHEF?
in terms of sexual fantasies? probably maids, but of the french variety
14. FAVORITE CANDY?
twix
15. REGULAR OR DECAF?
neither. don't drink coffee
16. WHAT CHARACTERISTICS DO YOU ADMIRE?
honesty, loyalty, perserverance, nice legs
17. FAVORITE HOLIDAY?
arbor day. because i love trees
18. FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?
lunch time
19. FRUIT OR FRUIT SMOOTHIE?
smoothie. like caramelization, everything is made better when smoothie-ized
20. HOW MANY RINGS ARE YOU WEARING?
one - bellarmine c/o 1996 class ring
22. WHAT WAS THE LAST CARD YOU GAVE SOMEONE?
gave a business card to a stripper named Devon
again, as before, feel free to respond w/your answers in my comments. thanks to all ZERO of you who did so previously.
and you're welcome, btw, that i didn't send this to your e-mails...
unka jimmy
**********
Change all of the answers so they apply to you. Then,
send this to a whole bunch of people you know
INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The idea is
that you'll learn a lot of little facts about your
friends.
1. Ever been so drunk you blacked out?
Probably. Can't fucking remember....
2. Ever Been Missing?
Went AWOL once. wasn't so bad.
3. Been hurt emotionally?
Yeah, that's why i went AWOL
4. Kept a secret from everyone?
Sure, but eventually you'll know that I have no real secrets, no real shame or embarassment. I can't be bargained with, I can't be reasoned with. i don't feel pity or remorse or fear. And I will not stop-- EVER-- until i have you doubled-over in laughter. and/or naked, if applicable
5. Have an imaginary friend when you were young?
no
6. Wanted to hook up with a friend?
yes. who hasn't?
7. Had a crush on a teacher?
Chemistry 3A professor Carolyn Bertozzi! unfortunately she liked women
8. Ever thought an animated character was hot?
yeah that chick from Final Fantasy
9. Had a New Kids On the Block tape?
no
10. What was the last new movie you saw?
Broken Lizard's Club Dread. don't see if you don't like juvenile poo and boobie humor
11. Wearing?
jeans, collared shirt, steel toed boots
12. Hair Is?
in dire need of haircut
13. Eating?
cough drop. other than that, not today because it's friday. during lent. that and i was gonna take my lunch break at 2 (5pm EST) anyway since contractors in North Carolina will work until then
14. Drinking?
not just yet, but i'm sure i will at one point or another this weekend... single malted scotch on the rocks, or Fernet-Branca ginger ale back (miss you Grace!)
15. Thinking about?
masonry contractors in North Carolina and how the dumb pricks are gonna have a hard time estimating the work when nobody's even seen the stupid brick sidewalk
16. Talking to?
certainly ain't the masonry contractors since i'm busy writing this here, huh
--------THE LAST 24 HOURS--------
1. Cried?
no
2. Worn a Skirt?
no. stupid ass fuck of a question
3. Met Someone New?
probably. actually yeah.
4. Cleaned A Room?
hah! no
5. Done laundry?
hah! i wish
6. Drove a Car?
no. drove 2 different trucks tho'
------DO YOU BELIEVE IN-------
1. Yourself?
For the most part
2. Your friends?
they wouldn't be my friends otherwise
3. Santa Claus?
not since the first Bush administration
5. Destiny Fate?
yeah that's nice eat me
6. Angels?
FUCK ANAHEIM. I FLIPPED OFF EDISON FIELD NUMEROUS TIMES YESTERDAY WHILE IN ORANGE COUNTY. FUCK ANAHEIM
7. UFO's?
i'm sure there are many objects with airborn trajectories that have as of yet to be identified positively. so yes, UFO's exist. now extra-terrestrial life... i dunno
-----RIGHT NOW-----
1. Who have you known the longest of your friends?
Jason Lima... since the mid-Reagan Administration
2. Who's the loudest of your friends?
Karim
3. Who do you go to for advice?
just about anybody, regardless of their experience
4. Who do you cry to?
myself at night in bed. FUCK ANAHEIM
5. Worst feeling?
1) knowing that i've let somebody down, 2) knowing i'm about to let somebody down
6. Who will respond to this the fastest?
brent
7. Who did you send this to that will not reply?
damn near all of you
8. Who sent this to you?
Orquiza, Filipino glockenspiel extrodinaire
--------FINALLY--------
1. WHAT TIME DID YOU GO TO BED LAST NIGHT?
1am
2. PAPER OR PLASTIC?
Paper. easier if you have a truck bed. and if you think i'm killing trees unnecessarily, you're a goddam retard. trees used in paper products are grown for that express purpose. using less paper won't save any more trees.
*****QUESTION #3 WAS MISSING*****
4. WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK/MAGAZINE YOU READ?
FHM w/that sopranos chick on the cover
5. A TV SHOW YOU CAN'T STAND TO WATCH?
american idol
6. WHAT DID YOU EAT FOR LUNCH TODAY?
no lunch today because i'm fasting, or at least not until 2
7. DO YOU LIKE TO BE SURPRISED?
quite possibly
8. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?
blue and white. Go Bells!
9. WHAT BRAND OF DEODORANT DO YOU WEAR?
not sure. whatever was on sale
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE STORE?
fry's electronics... check out new store on willow pass road in concord!
11. WINTER, SPRING, SUMMER, OR FALL?
only season that matters is baseball season. all you all motherfuckers, fuck you too! die slow motherfucker, my fo'-fo' make sho' all yo' kids don' grow!
12. FAVORITE DESSERT?
the corner pieces of my grandma's brownies,
13. WHICH ONE WOULD YOU PREFER MAID OR CHEF?
in terms of sexual fantasies? probably maids, but of the french variety
14. FAVORITE CANDY?
twix
15. REGULAR OR DECAF?
neither. don't drink coffee
16. WHAT CHARACTERISTICS DO YOU ADMIRE?
honesty, loyalty, perserverance, nice legs
17. FAVORITE HOLIDAY?
arbor day. because i love trees
18. FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?
lunch time
19. FRUIT OR FRUIT SMOOTHIE?
smoothie. like caramelization, everything is made better when smoothie-ized
20. HOW MANY RINGS ARE YOU WEARING?
one - bellarmine c/o 1996 class ring
22. WHAT WAS THE LAST CARD YOU GAVE SOMEONE?
gave a business card to a stripper named Devon
