Wednesday, March 31, 2004

 

Public - 10:59 AM

HOW TO CRAP LIKE AN ENGINEER

Since my dad taught me how to wipe waaaay back in the early Reagan Administration, my formula for layers of toilet paper as a function of number of folds has been

L(n) = n + 1

where n is nonnegative.

Since I started working at Underground, I adopted a new formula. I'm not sure why a new formula was adopted in our job trailer, but it was, and here's the formula:

L(n) = 4n - 4

where n is greater than or equal to 2.

You do the math. It's pretty cool once you figure out how (e-mail me for the solution). But don't take my word for it, check it out and see for yourself.

Unka Jimmy, EIT

ps- crapping engineers: beware hypnotic bathroom tile tessellation!



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