Tio Jaime: Aleph One

3:16 AM
poke00210: howdy
poke00210: here's the review of the Stanley Kubrick classic, "Full Metal Jacket"
poke00210: note the time, 3:16, as this is a tribute to berkeleysucks.com's 3am Critic...
poke00210: *****
poke00210: Goodbye my sweetheart, Hello Vietnam
poke00210: Gunnery Sgt. Hartman!
3:20 AM
poke00210: "Sir, yes, sir!"
poke00210: "You are not even human fucking beings!"
poke00210: "I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers!"
poke00210: "Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"
poke00210: "Aaaaaaahhhh!!! That's a war face!!!"
poke00210: "Only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence!"
3:25 AM
poke00210: "Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch..."
poke00210: OK now that skank mindee is online
poke00210: ahh, sweet sweet Mary Jane Rottencrotch
3:30 AM
poke00210: This is my rifle. There are manyh like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. it is my life. I must master it as i must master my life. without me, my rifle is useless. without my rifle, *I* am useless.
poke00210: (and I can't type that fast and dammit i forgot the rest)
poke00210: This is my rifle, this is my gun
poke00210: this is for fighting, this is for fun
poke00210: Get up there, Snowball!
poke00210: "You climb obstacles like old people fuck!"
3:35 AM
poke00210: oh fuck
poke00210: he doesn't believe in the Virgin Mary
poke00210: d'oh
poke00210: fuck, i'm falling asleep
3:40 AM
poke00210: "eskimo pussy is mighty cold!"
3:55 AM
poke00210: fuck think i fell asleep
poke00210: fuck,OK gonna take a short nap
4:00 AM
poke00210: OK halftime... sgt hartmann is dead, i'm taking a break
10:58 AM
poke00210: OK that didn't work out too well
poke00210: *****

OK so it appears as if my foray into 3am Criticizing didn't go so well. I'll try it again some other time...

(for those unfamiliar w/berkeleysucks.com, i'm very sorry. that site was the best thing i'd seen while up in WA)

Unka Jimmy