Tio Jaime: Aleph One

I'm not sure how I've managed to avoid these earlier, but they have always been in the back of my mind. Unprecedented, you say? Aha, they are not, sir, as Division II schools are ranked much like how Division I schools are...

Please don't take this personally if you're one of the four people who read this blog and happen to be ranked...

TIO JAIME'S WAITRESS POWER RANKINGS FOR W/E 04 APRIL 2004

1) EMILY
- Veteran favorite still has rookie enthusiasm for taking orders

2) KORI
- Fan favorite instinctively knew that I wouldn't have decided on my drink until after she had brought the first round of drinks over...

3) THE MINDEE!!!!
- Consistently always one of the first Larry's staff (dancer or floorstaff) to greet us upon penetration.

4) TIFFANY
- Very dreamy. Rarely fucks up nowadays.

5) SHAH
- Very keen, was able to learn Usual Drinks before finishing her training day. Want her to spank me. Hard.

6) MARIA
- Charming, in that "What the fuck is your problem, jagoff?" way of speaking. Definitely want her to spank me. Hard.

7) MIRIAM
- Spanking is actually bilateral here.

8) MONICA
- Cute hair and very attentive.

9) DANIELLE
- Nice nose, needs spanking. No, no.. not the nose

10) JULIET
- Glasses, neck and all-around Charm in her favor, but rare sightings will keep her low.