Tio Jaime: Aleph One

I've come up w/ or popularized quite a few nicknames for other people over the years... some for general use, some for use only with them, some for use behind their backs. See if you can find somebody you know, or even yourself in here. In no particular order...

Bass Drum Ben. Cymbals Ben. Glock Ben. Drummin' Jew. Tiger. Donger. Filipino Brent. Soggy Brent. 'Trose! T-rose. T-rex. T-bone. T-bird. Trosama min Asi. Big T. Big T. Big Time. Itchy Head. Glug-Glug Girl. Old Head. Big Head. 9% Girl. Crap-on-Your-Bed Girl. Lawyer Lady. Bus Lady. Bus Lady Extreme. Lesbian Lawyer Lady. Stinky Bill. Little Ben. Big Ben. Special K. G-Funk. Stinky. Val. Stupid Little Girl. Crazy Girl. Super Karate Monkey Deathcar Crazy Girl. Mr. Fancypants. Crazy Ivan. Gennadi-chick. Green Dress Girl. Mikey Mikey. G-craft. Cap'n Lou. R-craft. Naked Girl. M&M. Keeper of the Mango Love Butter (holy shit, eight years later she actually works for the same company I do!!! her office is 20 feet from mine!) Farmer Ben. Rose Mond. F-rod. Sir Marvin. Darlinghurst Dingo. Wheels. Slammin' Semite. Vander La-An. Pretty Boy. Little Cat. Big Wheel. Adios Mother Fucker. 'Ios! Cymbalin' Semite. Glymbals. Stabby. TCBDCB (The Country's Best Dining Commons Babe). L'il Bear. Little Bear. L'il L'il Bear. Little Little Bear. Big Bear. L'il Bell. Kelly Bear-man. L'il L'il Bear-man. Sergeant Bear-man. Sarge. Keeper. Keeper-Em.

And finally... Rafterman.

All my love,
James, Jimmy, jimmy_j, Dr. Jimmy, Unka Jimmy, Tio Jaime, The Notorious J.A.M.E.S., Jihad Jimmy, G-hawd Jimmy, Giny Jim