Tio Jaime: Aleph One

Here you go.... another episode of 24...

Poke00210 (7:18:44 PM): hello again, and here's another episode of 24
Poke00210 (7:18:49 PM): Season 2
Poke00210 (7:18:57 PM): 12pm - 1pm
Poke00210 (7:20:20 PM): previously on 24
Poke00210 (7:22:04 PM): yeah blah blah blah paula's gonna die
Poke00210 (7:24:59 PM): oh hello kim
Poke00210 (7:25:07 PM): she needs to be spanked
Poke00210 (7:25:09 PM): by me
Poke00210 (7:25:52 PM): OK kinda cold in the hospital is it Kim?
Poke00210 (7:26:45 PM): ha ha, nice job kim
Poke00210 (7:27:01 PM): yay! run!
Poke00210 (7:27:08 PM): i like her biznoogas
Poke00210 (7:30:17 PM): yeah, OK jack's gonna "finish and go"
Poke00210 (7:30:33 PM): ooh paula's awake
Poke00210 (7:31:36 PM): shit
Poke00210 (7:32:04 PM): you did good paula-chick
Poke00210 (7:32:13 PM): sara gilbert, rather
Poke00210 (7:32:16 PM): oh whoops
Poke00210 (7:32:39 PM): five steps towards the ambulance and she's gone
Poke00210 (7:32:45 PM): 12:13:16
Poke00210 (7:32:51 PM): 12:17:40
Poke00210 (7:33:01 PM): well shit, they had no choice
Poke00210 (7:34:15 PM): aww yeah, tony almeida's on the scene
Poke00210 (7:34:50 PM): yeah booyah, this can't wait
Poke00210 (7:35:03 PM): dude, don't fuck w/Tony
Poke00210 (7:36:05 PM): yeah, go talk to tony you TERRORIST
Poke00210 (7:36:51 PM): yay! amy smart-chick in a wedding dress!
Poke00210 (7:37:09 PM): oh yay, terrorists investigating terrorists
Poke00210 (7:37:17 PM): day late, dollar short
Poke00210 (7:37:20 PM): TERRORISTS
Poke00210 (7:37:58 PM): TERRORISTS
Poke00210 (7:38:22 PM): yeah how about we mutually exchange nuclear weapons?
Poke00210 (7:38:32 PM): except that you probalby don't have nuclear weapons
Poke00210 (7:38:45 PM): so it can be one of those cool unilateral nuclear exchanges
Poke00210 (7:39:40 PM): yeah fuck our precedent
Poke00210 (7:40:23 PM): oh sweet! jack bauer is using a TiBook too!
Poke00210 (7:40:48 PM): yeah just FUCKING GO TO SAN JOSE ALREADY
Poke00210 (7:41:20 PM): oh yeah you dumbass jack, tell *her* about something important and sensitive like that
Poke00210 (7:41:29 PM): "kim, don't tell anybody about this
Poke00210 (7:41:30 PM): "
Poke00210 (7:41:33 PM): "OK"
Poke00210 (7:41:36 PM): YEAH RIGHT
Poke00210 (7:41:51 PM): i believe the kim precedent states that she's gonna fuck it up
Poke00210 (7:42:19 PM): you wanna help, ann-chick? you can take your blouse off
Poke00210 (7:42:38 PM): that's some cool CTU-shit
Poke00210 (7:43:07 PM): both Jack bauer *and* Nina Myers come in... *in the same day*
Poke00210 (7:43:27 PM): 12:28:14
Poke00210 (7:43:32 PM): 12:32:38
Poke00210 (7:43:44 PM): oh cool, it's Nina!
Poke00210 (7:43:57 PM): naughty girl in naughty prison garb
Poke00210 (7:44:15 PM): oh she's still yummy
Poke00210 (7:44:51 PM): Nina playing hardball
Poke00210 (7:45:26 PM): instead of a presidential pardon, how about a jimmy-spanking?
Poke00210 (7:46:18 PM): yeah sit the fuck down, TERRORIST
Poke00210 (7:46:47 PM): LOL stupid terriorist!
Poke00210 (7:46:53 PM): live by the Mac, die by the Mac
Poke00210 (7:47:23 PM): hey wait a second, that PowerBook had windows folder icons
Poke00210 (7:49:08 PM): ann-chick is hot when she's unkempt
Poke00210 (7:49:20 PM): i guess when she's kempt as well
Poke00210 (7:50:16 PM): that's bogus
Poke00210 (7:50:36 PM): but, again, in the interests of national security and Season Two of 24, sure, go ahead and pardon Nina!
Poke00210 (7:50:45 PM): uh oh
Poke00210 (7:51:03 PM): i think Nina's up for a Jack-spanking
Poke00210 (7:51:10 PM): 12:40:17
Poke00210 (7:51:15 PM): 12:44:39
Poke00210 (7:51:30 PM): 24 brought to you by Nokia
Poke00210 (7:51:39 PM): oh shit you stupid stupid woman
Poke00210 (7:51:48 PM): JUST GO TO SAN JOSE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP
Poke00210 (7:52:08 PM): kim-tard
Poke00210 (7:53:46 PM): mutiny, CTU-style!
Poke00210 (7:53:59 PM): when *I* was running CTU...
Poke00210 (7:54:11 PM): YOU UGLY AMY SMART CHICK
Poke00210 (7:55:03 PM): THE AGENTS WANT TO KNOW WHY THIS TERRORIST CHOSE SUCH AN UGLY-ASS CHICK FOR A WIFE
Poke00210 (7:56:03 PM): you stupid little chick
Poke00210 (7:56:19 PM): you're just pissed that you're about to marry a TERRORIST and were too stupid to know about it
Poke00210 (7:56:50 PM): 12:50:11
Poke00210 (7:56:55 PM): 12:54:48
Poke00210 (7:57:08 PM): ooh, kim's jiggling
Poke00210 (7:57:33 PM): OK, apparently you're still not listening to your dad
Poke00210 (7:58:04 PM): and here it comes....
Poke00210 (7:58:28 PM): STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID KIM
Poke00210 (7:58:35 PM): oh no, "not w/o megan"
Poke00210 (7:58:37 PM): IDIOT
Poke00210 (8:00:49 PM): I'm dying jack
Poke00210 (8:00:53 PM): i wanna tell you something...
Poke00210 (8:01:06 PM): you're my only Jack, and i love you man
Poke00210 (8:01:45 PM): whoops
Poke00210 (8:02:21 PM): well, should be OK w/the information exchange now
Poke00210 (8:02:38 PM): aww yeah
Poke00210 (8:03:00 PM): The Rumble in the Rubble: Jack vs. Nina
Poke00210 (8:03:18 PM): 1:00:00