Saturday, June 19, 2004

 

Public - 1:51 AM

Ooh, so Crap-On-Your-Bed Girl's replacement is a full-on scorchcake!!! She's half-filipina, named Camille. Her name can either be Crap-On-Your-Bed Girl Extreme (as i believe she fucked up our order once) or No Ice Girl, as she brings us our backs w/o ice.

I think my parents would be pleased if I found a half-filipina instead of a white trashy Hayward-chick who dates mexican dudes who are on the management track @ Home Depot.

(For those of you scoring the game @ home, that is not a reference to Home Depot Girl. Who, incidentally, is mexican)

and to kick off the weekend, I'd like to salute my crew without whom any of this would be possible. OK that's not true, as there are tons of mexi-dudes who would jump at the chance to replace my crew on the Underground payrolls...

Foreman Jose "Chica" Lopez-Ceja (or ceja-lopez, depending on who you ask)
Laborer Jaime "Chicharra" Gonzalez
Laborer Aldo "Papusa" Abarca
Operator Jeff Howell (token black dude)

I bought them ice cream today. The ice cream mexi-dude was passing by our jobsite just as they were getting out of the pit, so i bought them some. Aren't I a good engineer?



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