Thursday, June 03, 2004
Public - 2:21 PM
I wanna grow my goatee again!
My foreman, Jose, is starting up a fu-manchu. They call him "Chica", apparently because he's effeminate. But he's married with children.
Mexican chicks are pretty dope-tastic, yo. Only problem is, it looks like I'm the only Californian who doesn't know any Mexican chicks.
**Hola, muchacho**
**Whoa, how'd you do that?!?**
Well, Ok lemme see...
1) Mindee, but she's only half (i think) and i'm not white,
2) Priscilla, but she's probably still pissed at me for mentioning her in my letter-to-the-editor in the Daily Cal five years ago,
3) Priscilla's mom, but she's married to priscilla's dad and i like priscilla's dad and they're dodger fans anyway,
4) Gaby, but she's a blondish-sorority mexi-chick who has a boyfriend and a cute ecuadorian friend Maria,
5) Maria except she's Ecuadorian and not mexican,
and 6) Crap-On-Your-Bed Girl, except that she's white and only dates mexicans who work at fucking Home Depot.
Did i miss anybody?
Oh, 6) speaking of Home Depot, Veronica, that cute chick who flirtatiously rang me up yesterday as I was picking up some safety fence, fence posts and some silt fence. Except that she might not even be 18. We saw each other in our safety orange clothing, and we knew we were *meant to be*.
There, see? I'm the only Californian who doesn't know any Mexican chicks. I know an armenian and more hapas than I know what to do with, but no Mexican chicks.
OK so i should ask out Home Depot Chick. Hopefully she'll have a fake ID.
My foreman, Jose, is starting up a fu-manchu. They call him "Chica", apparently because he's effeminate. But he's married with children.
Mexican chicks are pretty dope-tastic, yo. Only problem is, it looks like I'm the only Californian who doesn't know any Mexican chicks.
**Hola, muchacho**
**Whoa, how'd you do that?!?**
Well, Ok lemme see...
1) Mindee, but she's only half (i think) and i'm not white,
2) Priscilla, but she's probably still pissed at me for mentioning her in my letter-to-the-editor in the Daily Cal five years ago,
3) Priscilla's mom, but she's married to priscilla's dad and i like priscilla's dad and they're dodger fans anyway,
4) Gaby, but she's a blondish-sorority mexi-chick who has a boyfriend and a cute ecuadorian friend Maria,
5) Maria except she's Ecuadorian and not mexican,
and 6) Crap-On-Your-Bed Girl, except that she's white and only dates mexicans who work at fucking Home Depot.
Did i miss anybody?
Oh, 6) speaking of Home Depot, Veronica, that cute chick who flirtatiously rang me up yesterday as I was picking up some safety fence, fence posts and some silt fence. Except that she might not even be 18. We saw each other in our safety orange clothing, and we knew we were *meant to be*.
There, see? I'm the only Californian who doesn't know any Mexican chicks. I know an armenian and more hapas than I know what to do with, but no Mexican chicks.
OK so i should ask out Home Depot Chick. Hopefully she'll have a fake ID.
