Saturday, June 05, 2004
Public - 2:58 PM
Poke00210 (2:02:21 PM): howdy
Poke00210 (2:03:05 PM): and after a brief hiatus, the California Marching Band Glockenspiel Alumni Association is proud to present Fox's 24, Season Two
Poke00210 (2:03:25 PM): Presented without commercials courtesy of My Roommate Lincoln
Poke00210 (2:03:36 PM): 9pm - 10pm
“Poke00210” is away from the computer as of 2:03:42 PM.
Poke00210 (2:04:05 PM): lemme have a bit of lunch before i start
Poke00210 (2:04:44 PM): why do i feel like Sam Byck, sitting here, eating BK, talking to nobody in particular
Poke00210 (2:04:48 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24
Poke00210 (2:04:52 PM): PRESIDENT JACK PALMER!
Poke00210 (2:04:55 PM): I MEAN DAVID PALMER
Poke00210 (2:04:59 PM): oops, commandos are dead
Poke00210 (2:05:02 PM): KIM BAUER!!!
Poke00210 (2:05:24 PM): MARIE WARNER, semi-cute terrorist chick
Poke00210 (2:05:31 PM): JACK BAUER!
Poke00210 (2:05:51 PM): oops, it's a decoy!
Poke00210 (2:06:02 PM): The following takes place betwen 9:00 PM and 10:00 PM
Poke00210 (2:06:17 PM): Dude, Where's Our Bomb?
Poke00210 (2:06:37 PM): torture him!
Poke00210 (2:06:54 PM): aww yeah, requesting translator @ hangar 21
Poke00210 (2:07:03 PM): I repeat, requesting translator @ hangar 21
Poke00210 (2:07:17 PM): George Mason!
Poke00210 (2:07:22 PM): jack bauer on line 2
Poke00210 (2:08:36 PM): the george man is spacing out
Poke00210 (2:09:25 PM): ooh, dude where's my seventh commando
Poke00210 (2:09:39 PM): surprised that terrorist didn't eat a cyanide pill
Poke00210 (2:10:29 PM): yay! i love you dad
Poke00210 (2:10:41 PM): even though you raised a terrorist for a daughter
Poke00210 (2:11:53 PM): yeah siddown First Bitch
Poke00210 (2:12:17 PM): i don't like the First Bitch
Poke00210 (2:12:46 PM): I'm not the President right now!
Poke00210 (2:12:54 PM): Whatever you did, I'm sure... that you're sorry.
Poke00210 (2:13:10 PM): Don't do this First Bitch!
Poke00210 (2:13:22 PM): bitch!
Poke00210 (2:13:53 PM): hmm, i think i need to go back one episode and see what exactly that roger stanton dude did again
Poke00210 (2:14:04 PM): oh yeah, you conniving bitch
Poke00210 (2:14:10 PM): only to gain his confidence
Poke00210 (2:14:20 PM): yeah right
Poke00210 (2:14:24 PM): beeyotch
Poke00210 (2:15:36 PM): i like how agent baker is an asian dude
Poke00210 (2:15:47 PM): maybe it's a code name
Poke00210 (2:16:05 PM): uh oh, something bad's gonna happen
Poke00210 (2:16:23 PM): oh shit, it's terrorist sister
Poke00210 (2:16:31 PM): !
Poke00210 (2:16:36 PM): 09:11:26
Poke00210 (2:16:45 PM): 09:15:42
Poke00210 (2:17:06 PM): ooh kim bauer
Poke00210 (2:17:29 PM): we may have to repopulate the LA area
Poke00210 (2:18:05 PM): uh oh
Poke00210 (2:18:08 PM): stupid kim
Poke00210 (2:18:29 PM): SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CRASH CALIFORNIA HIGHWAY PATROL VEHICLES?
Poke00210 (2:18:38 PM): oh, and you still don't listen to your dad
Poke00210 (2:18:42 PM): dumbshit
Poke00210 (2:18:51 PM): new chick
Poke00210 (2:19:13 PM): paula replacement
Poke00210 (2:20:29 PM): whoops, he slipped
Poke00210 (2:20:52 PM): dueling CTU-chicks
Poke00210 (2:21:23 PM): yay! playing the jack card
Poke00210 (2:21:55 PM): dumbfuck did it too
Poke00210 (2:22:07 PM): hey sis!
Poke00210 (2:22:16 PM): hey, sis w/gun!
Poke00210 (2:22:58 PM): blah blah blah CIA is bad
Poke00210 (2:23:23 PM): ouch
Poke00210 (2:23:27 PM): duelling sisters!
Poke00210 (2:24:12 PM): YEAH
Poke00210 (2:24:24 PM): EAT THAT TERRORIST CHICK WHO USED TO BE ON NICKELODEON
Poke00210 (2:24:38 PM): 09:23:44!
Poke00210 (2:24:43 PM): 09:27:57
Poke00210 (2:25:02 PM): yeah that's right
Poke00210 (2:25:09 PM): stupid sister
Poke00210 (2:25:18 PM): "blah blah blah, you have to treat her!"
Poke00210 (2:25:34 PM): oh YES! torture her
Poke00210 (2:25:40 PM): use electrodes
Poke00210 (2:25:49 PM): i take it she's not getting married then
Poke00210 (2:26:03 PM): well, what w/her shooting her not-so-terrorist fiance
Poke00210 (2:26:14 PM): and getting shot herself
Poke00210 (2:26:44 PM): torture her!
Poke00210 (2:27:42 PM): yeah bitch! you can't step to jack's shit!
Poke00210 (2:27:45 PM): hmm
Poke00210 (2:27:52 PM): that Rooney guy again
Poke00210 (2:28:40 PM): Ok after this, we're gonna watch coverage of the Belmont Stakes, where Smarty Jones seeks to become the only other undefeated winner of the Triple Crown
Poke00210 (2:28:44 PM): oh look, the TV works
Poke00210 (2:28:51 PM): stupid kim
Poke00210 (2:28:57 PM): oh, smart kim!
Poke00210 (2:29:04 PM): hey, i found sugar!
Poke00210 (2:29:27 PM): hi ann-chick
Poke00210 (2:29:53 PM): and ann-chick's nemesis
Poke00210 (2:30:02 PM): dueling CTU-chicks!
Poke00210 (2:30:59 PM): George Mason is stepping down
Poke00210 (2:31:10 PM): after a season and a half of being somewhat of a dick
Poke00210 (2:32:12 PM): i think i'm spoiling this tender moment by eating onion rings
Poke00210 (2:32:19 PM): Goodbye, George mason!
Poke00210 (2:32:53 PM): whoa that was weird... the time stamp didn't beep
Poke00210 (2:33:07 PM): it was like 9:40 or something...
Poke00210 (2:33:37 PM): tony almeida rallying the troops!
Poke00210 (2:33:56 PM): nice chest hair, tony
Poke00210 (2:34:19 PM): yeah dude
Poke00210 (2:34:37 PM): extract that shit, jack!
Poke00210 (2:34:48 PM): jax-traction!
Poke00210 (2:35:13 PM): dueling sisters, redux!
Poke00210 (2:35:39 PM): ooh yeah, hi kate
Poke00210 (2:36:08 PM): annoying spacey terrorist chick
Poke00210 (2:36:51 PM): yay! i'm not going to tell you even though you're my sister!
Poke00210 (2:37:10 PM): she was cuter when she was on nickelodeon
Poke00210 (2:37:11 PM): brb
Poke00210 (2:41:10 PM): ooh demerol is wearing off
Poke00210 (2:41:14 PM): stupid terrorist chick
Poke00210 (2:41:32 PM): not so ready to die are you?
Poke00210 (2:43:04 PM): conniving terrorist chick
Poke00210 (2:43:26 PM): ooh yeah
Poke00210 (2:43:32 PM): 09:47?40
Poke00210 (2:43:37 PM): 47:40
Poke00210 (2:43:41 PM): 09:51:55
Poke00210 (2:44:07 PM): aww yeah gettin' your CIA mojo on baby
Poke00210 (2:45:46 PM): hmm, looks like sherry isn't the bad chick
Poke00210 (2:45:53 PM): right now
Poke00210 (2:45:56 PM): and not yet
Poke00210 (2:46:19 PM): you leave now!
Poke00210 (2:46:38 PM): ooh yeah
Poke00210 (2:46:42 PM): place her under arrest
Poke00210 (2:47:04 PM): i bet that's executive code for "get all freeky deeky"
Poke00210 (2:47:58 PM): stupid kim
Poke00210 (2:48:08 PM): don't use knives you dumbass
Poke00210 (2:48:55 PM): umm, OK this is getting weird
Poke00210 (2:49:04 PM): ooh ooh ooh, i have an idea!!!! give kim amnesia!
Poke00210 (2:49:20 PM): it can be a running gag... each season, at the stupidest time, somebody can get amnesia
Poke00210 (2:50:08 PM): this is totally fake.
Poke00210 (2:50:15 PM): dudes with bomb shelters get MASS chicks
Poke00210 (2:50:41 PM): kim's a heartbreaker
Poke00210 (2:51:06 PM): OK is *that* the bomb?
Poke00210 (2:51:46 PM): OK and an episode later, they find the bomb
Poke00210 (2:52:09 PM): 10:00:00
Poke00210 (2:52:15 PM): ooh yeah
Poke00210 (2:52:24 PM): OK that's enough for now, gonna watch the belmont stakes
Poke00210 (2:52:33 PM): Smarty Jones 2-5
Poke00210 (2:03:05 PM): and after a brief hiatus, the California Marching Band Glockenspiel Alumni Association is proud to present Fox's 24, Season Two
Poke00210 (2:03:25 PM): Presented without commercials courtesy of My Roommate Lincoln
Poke00210 (2:03:36 PM): 9pm - 10pm
“Poke00210” is away from the computer as of 2:03:42 PM.
Poke00210 (2:04:05 PM): lemme have a bit of lunch before i start
Poke00210 (2:04:44 PM): why do i feel like Sam Byck, sitting here, eating BK, talking to nobody in particular
Poke00210 (2:04:48 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24
Poke00210 (2:04:52 PM): PRESIDENT JACK PALMER!
Poke00210 (2:04:55 PM): I MEAN DAVID PALMER
Poke00210 (2:04:59 PM): oops, commandos are dead
Poke00210 (2:05:02 PM): KIM BAUER!!!
Poke00210 (2:05:24 PM): MARIE WARNER, semi-cute terrorist chick
Poke00210 (2:05:31 PM): JACK BAUER!
Poke00210 (2:05:51 PM): oops, it's a decoy!
Poke00210 (2:06:02 PM): The following takes place betwen 9:00 PM and 10:00 PM
Poke00210 (2:06:17 PM): Dude, Where's Our Bomb?
Poke00210 (2:06:37 PM): torture him!
Poke00210 (2:06:54 PM): aww yeah, requesting translator @ hangar 21
Poke00210 (2:07:03 PM): I repeat, requesting translator @ hangar 21
Poke00210 (2:07:17 PM): George Mason!
Poke00210 (2:07:22 PM): jack bauer on line 2
Poke00210 (2:08:36 PM): the george man is spacing out
Poke00210 (2:09:25 PM): ooh, dude where's my seventh commando
Poke00210 (2:09:39 PM): surprised that terrorist didn't eat a cyanide pill
Poke00210 (2:10:29 PM): yay! i love you dad
Poke00210 (2:10:41 PM): even though you raised a terrorist for a daughter
Poke00210 (2:11:53 PM): yeah siddown First Bitch
Poke00210 (2:12:17 PM): i don't like the First Bitch
Poke00210 (2:12:46 PM): I'm not the President right now!
Poke00210 (2:12:54 PM): Whatever you did, I'm sure... that you're sorry.
Poke00210 (2:13:10 PM): Don't do this First Bitch!
Poke00210 (2:13:22 PM): bitch!
Poke00210 (2:13:53 PM): hmm, i think i need to go back one episode and see what exactly that roger stanton dude did again
Poke00210 (2:14:04 PM): oh yeah, you conniving bitch
Poke00210 (2:14:10 PM): only to gain his confidence
Poke00210 (2:14:20 PM): yeah right
Poke00210 (2:14:24 PM): beeyotch
Poke00210 (2:15:36 PM): i like how agent baker is an asian dude
Poke00210 (2:15:47 PM): maybe it's a code name
Poke00210 (2:16:05 PM): uh oh, something bad's gonna happen
Poke00210 (2:16:23 PM): oh shit, it's terrorist sister
Poke00210 (2:16:31 PM): !
Poke00210 (2:16:36 PM): 09:11:26
Poke00210 (2:16:45 PM): 09:15:42
Poke00210 (2:17:06 PM): ooh kim bauer
Poke00210 (2:17:29 PM): we may have to repopulate the LA area
Poke00210 (2:18:05 PM): uh oh
Poke00210 (2:18:08 PM): stupid kim
Poke00210 (2:18:29 PM): SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CRASH CALIFORNIA HIGHWAY PATROL VEHICLES?
Poke00210 (2:18:38 PM): oh, and you still don't listen to your dad
Poke00210 (2:18:42 PM): dumbshit
Poke00210 (2:18:51 PM): new chick
Poke00210 (2:19:13 PM): paula replacement
Poke00210 (2:20:29 PM): whoops, he slipped
Poke00210 (2:20:52 PM): dueling CTU-chicks
Poke00210 (2:21:23 PM): yay! playing the jack card
Poke00210 (2:21:55 PM): dumbfuck did it too
Poke00210 (2:22:07 PM): hey sis!
Poke00210 (2:22:16 PM): hey, sis w/gun!
Poke00210 (2:22:58 PM): blah blah blah CIA is bad
Poke00210 (2:23:23 PM): ouch
Poke00210 (2:23:27 PM): duelling sisters!
Poke00210 (2:24:12 PM): YEAH
Poke00210 (2:24:24 PM): EAT THAT TERRORIST CHICK WHO USED TO BE ON NICKELODEON
Poke00210 (2:24:38 PM): 09:23:44!
Poke00210 (2:24:43 PM): 09:27:57
Poke00210 (2:25:02 PM): yeah that's right
Poke00210 (2:25:09 PM): stupid sister
Poke00210 (2:25:18 PM): "blah blah blah, you have to treat her!"
Poke00210 (2:25:34 PM): oh YES! torture her
Poke00210 (2:25:40 PM): use electrodes
Poke00210 (2:25:49 PM): i take it she's not getting married then
Poke00210 (2:26:03 PM): well, what w/her shooting her not-so-terrorist fiance
Poke00210 (2:26:14 PM): and getting shot herself
Poke00210 (2:26:44 PM): torture her!
Poke00210 (2:27:42 PM): yeah bitch! you can't step to jack's shit!
Poke00210 (2:27:45 PM): hmm
Poke00210 (2:27:52 PM): that Rooney guy again
Poke00210 (2:28:40 PM): Ok after this, we're gonna watch coverage of the Belmont Stakes, where Smarty Jones seeks to become the only other undefeated winner of the Triple Crown
Poke00210 (2:28:44 PM): oh look, the TV works
Poke00210 (2:28:51 PM): stupid kim
Poke00210 (2:28:57 PM): oh, smart kim!
Poke00210 (2:29:04 PM): hey, i found sugar!
Poke00210 (2:29:27 PM): hi ann-chick
Poke00210 (2:29:53 PM): and ann-chick's nemesis
Poke00210 (2:30:02 PM): dueling CTU-chicks!
Poke00210 (2:30:59 PM): George Mason is stepping down
Poke00210 (2:31:10 PM): after a season and a half of being somewhat of a dick
Poke00210 (2:32:12 PM): i think i'm spoiling this tender moment by eating onion rings
Poke00210 (2:32:19 PM): Goodbye, George mason!
Poke00210 (2:32:53 PM): whoa that was weird... the time stamp didn't beep
Poke00210 (2:33:07 PM): it was like 9:40 or something...
Poke00210 (2:33:37 PM): tony almeida rallying the troops!
Poke00210 (2:33:56 PM): nice chest hair, tony
Poke00210 (2:34:19 PM): yeah dude
Poke00210 (2:34:37 PM): extract that shit, jack!
Poke00210 (2:34:48 PM): jax-traction!
Poke00210 (2:35:13 PM): dueling sisters, redux!
Poke00210 (2:35:39 PM): ooh yeah, hi kate
Poke00210 (2:36:08 PM): annoying spacey terrorist chick
Poke00210 (2:36:51 PM): yay! i'm not going to tell you even though you're my sister!
Poke00210 (2:37:10 PM): she was cuter when she was on nickelodeon
Poke00210 (2:37:11 PM): brb
Poke00210 (2:41:10 PM): ooh demerol is wearing off
Poke00210 (2:41:14 PM): stupid terrorist chick
Poke00210 (2:41:32 PM): not so ready to die are you?
Poke00210 (2:43:04 PM): conniving terrorist chick
Poke00210 (2:43:26 PM): ooh yeah
Poke00210 (2:43:32 PM): 09:47?40
Poke00210 (2:43:37 PM): 47:40
Poke00210 (2:43:41 PM): 09:51:55
Poke00210 (2:44:07 PM): aww yeah gettin' your CIA mojo on baby
Poke00210 (2:45:46 PM): hmm, looks like sherry isn't the bad chick
Poke00210 (2:45:53 PM): right now
Poke00210 (2:45:56 PM): and not yet
Poke00210 (2:46:19 PM): you leave now!
Poke00210 (2:46:38 PM): ooh yeah
Poke00210 (2:46:42 PM): place her under arrest
Poke00210 (2:47:04 PM): i bet that's executive code for "get all freeky deeky"
Poke00210 (2:47:58 PM): stupid kim
Poke00210 (2:48:08 PM): don't use knives you dumbass
Poke00210 (2:48:55 PM): umm, OK this is getting weird
Poke00210 (2:49:04 PM): ooh ooh ooh, i have an idea!!!! give kim amnesia!
Poke00210 (2:49:20 PM): it can be a running gag... each season, at the stupidest time, somebody can get amnesia
Poke00210 (2:50:08 PM): this is totally fake.
Poke00210 (2:50:15 PM): dudes with bomb shelters get MASS chicks
Poke00210 (2:50:41 PM): kim's a heartbreaker
Poke00210 (2:51:06 PM): OK is *that* the bomb?
Poke00210 (2:51:46 PM): OK and an episode later, they find the bomb
Poke00210 (2:52:09 PM): 10:00:00
Poke00210 (2:52:15 PM): ooh yeah
Poke00210 (2:52:24 PM): OK that's enough for now, gonna watch the belmont stakes
Poke00210 (2:52:33 PM): Smarty Jones 2-5
