Tio Jaime: Aleph One

I have arranged the following e-mails so they flow chronologically. It is rare that I will sacrifice authenticity in the name of convenience, so please enjoy it while it lasts.

Oh, and for reference, the only women I will live with are my mom and whomever it is I end up marrying. Ideally Michelle Branch.

Oh, and also for reference, I'm either looking for a roommate (1 BR in a 2BR apt in the nice part of oakland), or will be moving to san jose a/o santa clara. My roommate lincoln is starting a new position over on the peninsula...

> >> -----Original Message-----
> >> From: Brent [last name BALEETED][mailto:SPAM-GINA@mac.com]
> >> Sent: Monday, June 14, 2004 10:09 AM
> >> To: James [last name deleted]
> >> Subject: Question
> >>
> >>
> >> James,
> >>
> >> What are a couple characteristics that you would require for
> >> a potential roommate to possess?
> >>
> >> Sincerely yours,
> >> Brent
> >>
> >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >> "Telling us to obey instinct is like telling us to obey
> >> 'people.' People say different things: so do instincts. Our
> >> instincts are at war.... Each instinct, if you listen to it,
> >> will claim to be gratified at the expense of the rest...."
> >> -C. S. Lewis

Simple enough of a question, no?

> On Monday, June 14, 2004, at 12:03PM, James [last name deleted]
> wrote:
>
> >1) considerate
> >2) compromising
> >
> >or if all else fails,
> >1) left boob
> >2) right boob
> >
> >or if you want to get technical...
> >
> >1) l@bi@ majora
> >2) l@bia minora
> >
> >--------------------------------------
> >James [last name deleted]
> >Underground Construction Company, Inc.
> >oops i left my e-mail here hope nobody saw it
> >o: 707-746-8800 x104
> >f: 707-746-1314
> >c: 707-590-3121
> >http://www.undergrnd.com
> >--------------------------------------

And so it begins... now realize it's Monday, the day after the Sabbath, so you'd expect Soggy Brent/Chocolate Brent/Filipino Brent not to be so soggy, right? Ah, you should be so fortunate...

> From: Brent [last name BALEETED][mailto:CHOCOLATESTARFISH@mac.com]
> Sent: Monday, June 14, 2004 2:53 PM
> To: James [last name deleted]
> Subject: RE: Question
>
>
> Dear James,
>
> Thank you for the clarification. I shall query my
> acquaintances who are in search of room and board in the East
> Bay and determine which, if any, of those qualities are
> inherent in them.
>
> I would hope that I have the first set of attributes, and I
> am sure that I do possess the second set. As for the third
> set, I am not absolutely certain, however I am confident that
> I should be able to purchase them at a reasonable price.
> Unfortunately at this time, I am not requiring to live in Oakland.
>
> Sincerely yours,
> Brent

Poor, poor soggy brent

> -----Original Message-----
> From: James [last name deleted]
> Sent: Monday, June 14, 2004 2:54 PM
> To: 'Brent [last name BALEETED]

'
> Subject: RE: Question
>
>
> OK and see?? you just made the blog
>
> nice job dude
>
> Tio Jaime
>
> --------------------------------------
> James [last name deleted]
> Underground Construction Company, Inc.
> no e-mail here either anymore
> o: 707-746-8800 x104
> f: 707-746-1314
> c: 707-590-3121
> http://www.undergrnd.com
> --------------------------------------

Check and mate.

all my love (especially if your name begins with an "L" and ends in a "akerLisa"),
Tio Jaime

ps- mindee, g/l w/your new prospective work endeavor. You're hardcore. And please have your sac-friends stalk Crap-On-Your-Bed Girl for me.