Sunday, July 11, 2004
Public - 10:10 PM
Poke00210 (8:38:36 PM): oh it's THE AMAZING RACE 5
Poke00210 (8:38:52 PM): PHIL KEOGHAN!!!
Poke00210 (8:39:02 PM): ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
Poke00210 (8:39:08 PM): santa monica!
Poke00210 (8:39:30 PM): some dude and a hot nicole chick
Poke00210 (8:39:36 PM): kami and karli
Poke00210 (8:39:53 PM): (from eugene, OR)
Poke00210 (8:40:05 PM): linda and karen "best friends, mothers, and amateur bowlers"
Poke00210 (8:40:12 PM): nice bowling shirts
Poke00210 (8:40:14 PM): marshall and lance
Poke00210 (8:40:43 PM): sharla and myrna! midget-time!
Poke00210 (8:40:50 PM): oh sorry, "little people"
Poke00210 (8:40:54 PM): dennis and erica
Poke00210 (8:41:13 PM): he looks like david duchovny/prof. bruce birkett
Poke00210 (8:41:16 PM): bob and joyce
Poke00210 (8:41:40 PM): colin and christi, from corpus christi
Poke00210 (8:41:43 PM): yay!
Poke00210 (8:41:59 PM): oh "i could be the most intense person in this race"
Poke00210 (8:42:18 PM): chip and kim? i missed it because i was busy pointing out the other dude's intensity
Poke00210 (8:42:21 PM): jim and marsha
Poke00210 (8:42:31 PM): ooh hello marsha
Poke00210 (8:42:48 PM): alison and donny
Poke00210 (8:43:40 PM): oh, let's begin the amazing race
Poke00210 (8:44:25 PM): ooh, a new twist!
Poke00210 (8:44:42 PM): jerk, you're not gonna tell us what this wacky wacky twist is?
Poke00210 (8:44:57 PM): ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
Poke00210 (8:45:03 PM): fuck i hate austin powers
Poke00210 (8:45:25 PM): tards!
Poke00210 (8:45:35 PM): you fell!
Poke00210 (8:45:37 PM): and the midget chick is last
Poke00210 (8:45:50 PM): c'mon charla!
Poke00210 (8:46:12 PM): oh the midget-chick is toast
Poke00210 (8:46:53 PM): awwww yeah bitches!
Poke00210 (8:47:42 PM): aww yeah leaving the pier
Poke00210 (8:48:57 PM): bob find the hood!
Poke00210 (8:49:24 PM): Linda & Karen, Bowling Moms!
Poke00210 (8:50:28 PM): LOL "they got women driving back there"
Poke00210 (8:51:20 PM): yay LA
Poke00210 (8:51:57 PM): ha ha layover
Poke00210 (8:52:01 PM): "and it starts"
Poke00210 (8:52:57 PM): LOL take that people who were waiting for the shuttle
Poke00210 (8:53:18 PM): OK that was messed up
Poke00210 (8:53:25 PM): "we still got the midget to worry about"
Poke00210 (8:53:37 PM): it's funny when i blog it here, because i'm not broadcasting on national TV
Poke00210 (8:54:57 PM): aww yeah faster flight
Poke00210 (8:55:37 PM): OK too many teams
Poke00210 (8:55:51 PM): this show will get better when they eliminate some of the stupider teams
Poke00210 (8:56:04 PM): loud black man
Poke00210 (8:56:40 PM): damn jim!
Poke00210 (8:56:44 PM): dammit jim
Poke00210 (8:57:10 PM): ha ha you're stupid
Poke00210 (8:57:15 PM): Adios Mother Fucker
Poke00210 (8:57:26 PM): LOL midget!
Poke00210 (8:57:41 PM): i like the midget-angle
Poke00210 (8:58:03 PM): aww yeah midget pride!
Poke00210 (8:58:13 PM): yay bowling moms!
Poke00210 (8:59:04 PM): dude WTF the amazing race waits for no injury!
Poke00210 (9:00:21 PM): OK this show is still kinda clunky... need to whittle it down to like six teams
Poke00210 (9:03:12 PM): that's bogus, get back in the race you tards!
Poke00210 (9:04:03 PM): hmm, how'd the make the flight
Poke00210 (9:04:21 PM): they had like 10 minutes to get through security?
Poke00210 (9:05:13 PM): that was a fast two flights
Poke00210 (9:05:20 PM): midget in first place!
Poke00210 (9:06:46 PM): midget power!
Poke00210 (9:08:16 PM): yay help the midget!
Poke00210 (9:08:28 PM): wacky ugly americans
Poke00210 (9:09:02 PM): "yes, that's what ferry is"
Poke00210 (9:09:13 PM): yay old people in first place
Poke00210 (9:10:53 PM): maybe God doesn't want you to win the Amazing Race 5
Poke00210 (9:11:21 PM): keepin the niggers down
Poke00210 (9:11:23 PM): we're rednecks
Poke00210 (9:13:23 PM): LOL yeah, lie to the team midget
Poke00210 (9:14:06 PM): aww yeah bowling moms last on the first ferry
Poke00210 (9:14:33 PM): ha ha, last ferry
Poke00210 (9:15:09 PM): LOL bottom feeding black dude
Poke00210 (9:16:26 PM): commercial for the butterfly effect!!
Poke00210 (9:16:41 PM): i saw that in the theater, funny story... i'll blog about that another time
Poke00210 (9:18:15 PM): hmm, now i want some ritz chips
Poke00210 (9:20:02 PM): sassy black man!
Poke00210 (9:20:24 PM): LOL irritable new yorkers
Poke00210 (9:21:13 PM): meat warehouse in maldonado
Poke00210 (9:21:45 PM): a tiger midget!
Poke00210 (9:21:54 PM): ha ha, stupid chicks and old dude
Poke00210 (9:22:07 PM): see, if you'd have helped the midget, they'd have helped you out
Poke00210 (9:22:16 PM): OH MAN YOU STUPID CHICKS YOU WALKED RIGHT BY IT
Poke00210 (9:23:16 PM): oh yes, time to carry the meat
Poke00210 (9:23:36 PM): and there's a dog following you
Poke00210 (9:24:01 PM): ooh, a Yield
Poke00210 (9:24:27 PM): stupid chicks
Poke00210 (9:24:35 PM): "we ran right past it!"
Poke00210 (9:25:37 PM): LOL oh *now* you need help w/the beef
Poke00210 (9:26:07 PM): OK and now you're touching the meat w/o the gloves
Poke00210 (9:26:16 PM): OK AND NOW YOUR MIDGET COUSIN IS IN FRONT OF YOU!!!!
Poke00210 (9:26:26 PM): ooh, kiera knightley
Poke00210 (9:26:50 PM): not gonna make the obvious "meat and gloves and touching" comment
Poke00210 (9:26:55 PM): you can figure that out for yourself
Poke00210 (9:29:30 PM): pick up the damn meat, woman!
Poke00210 (9:29:56 PM): now must go to blue & white hotel!
Poke00210 (9:30:12 PM): Bowling Moms in 2nd place?!?
Poke00210 (9:30:42 PM): OK and now you've put the meat on the ground
Poke00210 (9:31:23 PM): don't need anybody except for the mexidude carrying your shit
Poke00210 (9:32:55 PM): "what's with these wacky americans carrying meat to the carniceria?"
Poke00210 (9:33:28 PM): you can do it, black dude!
Poke00210 (9:34:11 PM): ooh, catholic midget cousin
Poke00210 (9:35:00 PM): yeah, you're in the amazing race to prove to other teams what a good guy you are... DUMBASS
Poke00210 (9:35:44 PM): OK and unfortunately, because of my love of the Don and Mike Show, I already know that they're gonna get booted
Poke00210 (9:36:17 PM): and yeah, randy johnson and his white trashy mullet are gonna make me want to get a bank one card
Poke00210 (9:39:53 PM): i liked the big porn star better in the deodorant commercial
Poke00210 (9:40:03 PM): ooh, coming this fall, Dr. Vegas
Poke00210 (9:40:35 PM): tard, missed the flag
Poke00210 (9:40:50 PM): whoa, old people in first
Poke00210 (9:40:59 PM): and third
Poke00210 (9:42:05 PM): oh, playing roulette
Poke00210 (9:42:49 PM): dumb tard
Poke00210 (9:42:58 PM): stupid chicks
Poke00210 (9:43:47 PM): yay, big chicks
Poke00210 (9:44:49 PM): heh, funny uruguayans touching the old dude's crotch
Poke00210 (9:45:03 PM): awww yeah casa pueblo, it's the pit stop baby
Poke00210 (9:45:45 PM): what happened to the dumb chicks who went to the casino?
Poke00210 (9:47:07 PM): yeah tards, nice job following directions
Poke00210 (9:47:41 PM): i like the dealer, she has one of those hot accents
Poke00210 (9:48:45 PM): ooh hi there cute dealer chick
Poke00210 (9:49:27 PM): ooh hi daughter cleavage
Poke00210 (9:49:37 PM): GO TO THE CASINO!
Poke00210 (9:49:45 PM): THIS IS A SIGN!
Poke00210 (9:50:19 PM): i like how she lit up at the mention of casino
Poke00210 (9:50:28 PM): should take her to vegas for vicetivus
Poke00210 (9:50:43 PM): ooh hi miss teen texas
Poke00210 (9:51:14 PM): hey 11 at the first time
Poke00210 (9:51:27 PM): nice job funky looking chicks
Poke00210 (9:51:42 PM): whoa hi there
Poke00210 (9:51:53 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (9:52:06 PM): oh man, last to first to whoops we screwed up
Poke00210 (9:52:25 PM): yeah, stupid twins
Poke00210 (9:52:32 PM): nice job, RETARDS
Poke00210 (9:54:20 PM): yeah you suck lenny kravitz
Poke00210 (9:56:02 PM): holy shit Paris Hilton is nasty lookin
Poke00210 (9:58:10 PM): yay black couple! don't worry, the blonde twin dumbasses are "just as lame as [you]"
Poke00210 (9:58:44 PM): oh man, that uruguayan is HOT
Poke00210 (9:59:32 PM): "we're a little gumpy right now"
Poke00210 (9:59:42 PM): heh, funny new yorker
Poke00210 (9:59:54 PM): show the hot chick again, dammit
Poke00210 (10:00:41 PM): OK again, the midget is trailing behind
Poke00210 (10:00:49 PM): oh hello wet marsha
Poke00210 (10:01:34 PM): your lucky number is 6?
Poke00210 (10:01:43 PM): demonic devil chick
Poke00210 (10:02:06 PM): oh shit, i should've been announcing the teams as they finish, huh
Poke00210 (10:02:26 PM): that uruguayan keeps changing her outfit, i think?
Poke00210 (10:02:36 PM): oh hi marsha
Poke00210 (10:03:04 PM): dumbass! don't get mad @ phil because you're a tard
Poke00210 (10:03:36 PM): ooh hi marsha
Poke00210 (10:04:13 PM): LOL you suck, last team to arrive
Poke00210 (10:04:25 PM): yeah right you'd rather be w/a nice guy
Poke00210 (10:04:49 PM): tard
Poke00210 (10:05:04 PM): Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode
Poke00210 (10:07:48 PM): chick in the expedia.com commercial looks a lot better when she's in a bikini
Poke00210 (10:07:59 PM): On the next episode of The Amazing Race
Poke00210 (10:08:53 PM): OK good deal
Poke00210 (10:09:05 PM): this is the only TV show i want to watch all year.
Poke00210 (10:09:08 PM): i'm so excited.
Poke00210 (8:38:52 PM): PHIL KEOGHAN!!!
Poke00210 (8:39:02 PM): ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
Poke00210 (8:39:08 PM): santa monica!
Poke00210 (8:39:30 PM): some dude and a hot nicole chick
Poke00210 (8:39:36 PM): kami and karli
Poke00210 (8:39:53 PM): (from eugene, OR)
Poke00210 (8:40:05 PM): linda and karen "best friends, mothers, and amateur bowlers"
Poke00210 (8:40:12 PM): nice bowling shirts
Poke00210 (8:40:14 PM): marshall and lance
Poke00210 (8:40:43 PM): sharla and myrna! midget-time!
Poke00210 (8:40:50 PM): oh sorry, "little people"
Poke00210 (8:40:54 PM): dennis and erica
Poke00210 (8:41:13 PM): he looks like david duchovny/prof. bruce birkett
Poke00210 (8:41:16 PM): bob and joyce
Poke00210 (8:41:40 PM): colin and christi, from corpus christi
Poke00210 (8:41:43 PM): yay!
Poke00210 (8:41:59 PM): oh "i could be the most intense person in this race"
Poke00210 (8:42:18 PM): chip and kim? i missed it because i was busy pointing out the other dude's intensity
Poke00210 (8:42:21 PM): jim and marsha
Poke00210 (8:42:31 PM): ooh hello marsha
Poke00210 (8:42:48 PM): alison and donny
Poke00210 (8:43:40 PM): oh, let's begin the amazing race
Poke00210 (8:44:25 PM): ooh, a new twist!
Poke00210 (8:44:42 PM): jerk, you're not gonna tell us what this wacky wacky twist is?
Poke00210 (8:44:57 PM): ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
Poke00210 (8:45:03 PM): fuck i hate austin powers
Poke00210 (8:45:25 PM): tards!
Poke00210 (8:45:35 PM): you fell!
Poke00210 (8:45:37 PM): and the midget chick is last
Poke00210 (8:45:50 PM): c'mon charla!
Poke00210 (8:46:12 PM): oh the midget-chick is toast
Poke00210 (8:46:53 PM): awwww yeah bitches!
Poke00210 (8:47:42 PM): aww yeah leaving the pier
Poke00210 (8:48:57 PM): bob find the hood!
Poke00210 (8:49:24 PM): Linda & Karen, Bowling Moms!
Poke00210 (8:50:28 PM): LOL "they got women driving back there"
Poke00210 (8:51:20 PM): yay LA
Poke00210 (8:51:57 PM): ha ha layover
Poke00210 (8:52:01 PM): "and it starts"
Poke00210 (8:52:57 PM): LOL take that people who were waiting for the shuttle
Poke00210 (8:53:18 PM): OK that was messed up
Poke00210 (8:53:25 PM): "we still got the midget to worry about"
Poke00210 (8:53:37 PM): it's funny when i blog it here, because i'm not broadcasting on national TV
Poke00210 (8:54:57 PM): aww yeah faster flight
Poke00210 (8:55:37 PM): OK too many teams
Poke00210 (8:55:51 PM): this show will get better when they eliminate some of the stupider teams
Poke00210 (8:56:04 PM): loud black man
Poke00210 (8:56:40 PM): damn jim!
Poke00210 (8:56:44 PM): dammit jim
Poke00210 (8:57:10 PM): ha ha you're stupid
Poke00210 (8:57:15 PM): Adios Mother Fucker
Poke00210 (8:57:26 PM): LOL midget!
Poke00210 (8:57:41 PM): i like the midget-angle
Poke00210 (8:58:03 PM): aww yeah midget pride!
Poke00210 (8:58:13 PM): yay bowling moms!
Poke00210 (8:59:04 PM): dude WTF the amazing race waits for no injury!
Poke00210 (9:00:21 PM): OK this show is still kinda clunky... need to whittle it down to like six teams
Poke00210 (9:03:12 PM): that's bogus, get back in the race you tards!
Poke00210 (9:04:03 PM): hmm, how'd the make the flight
Poke00210 (9:04:21 PM): they had like 10 minutes to get through security?
Poke00210 (9:05:13 PM): that was a fast two flights
Poke00210 (9:05:20 PM): midget in first place!
Poke00210 (9:06:46 PM): midget power!
Poke00210 (9:08:16 PM): yay help the midget!
Poke00210 (9:08:28 PM): wacky ugly americans
Poke00210 (9:09:02 PM): "yes, that's what ferry is"
Poke00210 (9:09:13 PM): yay old people in first place
Poke00210 (9:10:53 PM): maybe God doesn't want you to win the Amazing Race 5
Poke00210 (9:11:21 PM): keepin the niggers down
Poke00210 (9:11:23 PM): we're rednecks
Poke00210 (9:13:23 PM): LOL yeah, lie to the team midget
Poke00210 (9:14:06 PM): aww yeah bowling moms last on the first ferry
Poke00210 (9:14:33 PM): ha ha, last ferry
Poke00210 (9:15:09 PM): LOL bottom feeding black dude
Poke00210 (9:16:26 PM): commercial for the butterfly effect!!
Poke00210 (9:16:41 PM): i saw that in the theater, funny story... i'll blog about that another time
Poke00210 (9:18:15 PM): hmm, now i want some ritz chips
Poke00210 (9:20:02 PM): sassy black man!
Poke00210 (9:20:24 PM): LOL irritable new yorkers
Poke00210 (9:21:13 PM): meat warehouse in maldonado
Poke00210 (9:21:45 PM): a tiger midget!
Poke00210 (9:21:54 PM): ha ha, stupid chicks and old dude
Poke00210 (9:22:07 PM): see, if you'd have helped the midget, they'd have helped you out
Poke00210 (9:22:16 PM): OH MAN YOU STUPID CHICKS YOU WALKED RIGHT BY IT
Poke00210 (9:23:16 PM): oh yes, time to carry the meat
Poke00210 (9:23:36 PM): and there's a dog following you
Poke00210 (9:24:01 PM): ooh, a Yield
Poke00210 (9:24:27 PM): stupid chicks
Poke00210 (9:24:35 PM): "we ran right past it!"
Poke00210 (9:25:37 PM): LOL oh *now* you need help w/the beef
Poke00210 (9:26:07 PM): OK and now you're touching the meat w/o the gloves
Poke00210 (9:26:16 PM): OK AND NOW YOUR MIDGET COUSIN IS IN FRONT OF YOU!!!!
Poke00210 (9:26:26 PM): ooh, kiera knightley
Poke00210 (9:26:50 PM): not gonna make the obvious "meat and gloves and touching" comment
Poke00210 (9:26:55 PM): you can figure that out for yourself
Poke00210 (9:29:30 PM): pick up the damn meat, woman!
Poke00210 (9:29:56 PM): now must go to blue & white hotel!
Poke00210 (9:30:12 PM): Bowling Moms in 2nd place?!?
Poke00210 (9:30:42 PM): OK and now you've put the meat on the ground
Poke00210 (9:31:23 PM): don't need anybody except for the mexidude carrying your shit
Poke00210 (9:32:55 PM): "what's with these wacky americans carrying meat to the carniceria?"
Poke00210 (9:33:28 PM): you can do it, black dude!
Poke00210 (9:34:11 PM): ooh, catholic midget cousin
Poke00210 (9:35:00 PM): yeah, you're in the amazing race to prove to other teams what a good guy you are... DUMBASS
Poke00210 (9:35:44 PM): OK and unfortunately, because of my love of the Don and Mike Show, I already know that they're gonna get booted
Poke00210 (9:36:17 PM): and yeah, randy johnson and his white trashy mullet are gonna make me want to get a bank one card
Poke00210 (9:39:53 PM): i liked the big porn star better in the deodorant commercial
Poke00210 (9:40:03 PM): ooh, coming this fall, Dr. Vegas
Poke00210 (9:40:35 PM): tard, missed the flag
Poke00210 (9:40:50 PM): whoa, old people in first
Poke00210 (9:40:59 PM): and third
Poke00210 (9:42:05 PM): oh, playing roulette
Poke00210 (9:42:49 PM): dumb tard
Poke00210 (9:42:58 PM): stupid chicks
Poke00210 (9:43:47 PM): yay, big chicks
Poke00210 (9:44:49 PM): heh, funny uruguayans touching the old dude's crotch
Poke00210 (9:45:03 PM): awww yeah casa pueblo, it's the pit stop baby
Poke00210 (9:45:45 PM): what happened to the dumb chicks who went to the casino?
Poke00210 (9:47:07 PM): yeah tards, nice job following directions
Poke00210 (9:47:41 PM): i like the dealer, she has one of those hot accents
Poke00210 (9:48:45 PM): ooh hi there cute dealer chick
Poke00210 (9:49:27 PM): ooh hi daughter cleavage
Poke00210 (9:49:37 PM): GO TO THE CASINO!
Poke00210 (9:49:45 PM): THIS IS A SIGN!
Poke00210 (9:50:19 PM): i like how she lit up at the mention of casino
Poke00210 (9:50:28 PM): should take her to vegas for vicetivus
Poke00210 (9:50:43 PM): ooh hi miss teen texas
Poke00210 (9:51:14 PM): hey 11 at the first time
Poke00210 (9:51:27 PM): nice job funky looking chicks
Poke00210 (9:51:42 PM): whoa hi there
Poke00210 (9:51:53 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (9:52:06 PM): oh man, last to first to whoops we screwed up
Poke00210 (9:52:25 PM): yeah, stupid twins
Poke00210 (9:52:32 PM): nice job, RETARDS
Poke00210 (9:54:20 PM): yeah you suck lenny kravitz
Poke00210 (9:56:02 PM): holy shit Paris Hilton is nasty lookin
Poke00210 (9:58:10 PM): yay black couple! don't worry, the blonde twin dumbasses are "just as lame as [you]"
Poke00210 (9:58:44 PM): oh man, that uruguayan is HOT
Poke00210 (9:59:32 PM): "we're a little gumpy right now"
Poke00210 (9:59:42 PM): heh, funny new yorker
Poke00210 (9:59:54 PM): show the hot chick again, dammit
Poke00210 (10:00:41 PM): OK again, the midget is trailing behind
Poke00210 (10:00:49 PM): oh hello wet marsha
Poke00210 (10:01:34 PM): your lucky number is 6?
Poke00210 (10:01:43 PM): demonic devil chick
Poke00210 (10:02:06 PM): oh shit, i should've been announcing the teams as they finish, huh
Poke00210 (10:02:26 PM): that uruguayan keeps changing her outfit, i think?
Poke00210 (10:02:36 PM): oh hi marsha
Poke00210 (10:03:04 PM): dumbass! don't get mad @ phil because you're a tard
Poke00210 (10:03:36 PM): ooh hi marsha
Poke00210 (10:04:13 PM): LOL you suck, last team to arrive
Poke00210 (10:04:25 PM): yeah right you'd rather be w/a nice guy
Poke00210 (10:04:49 PM): tard
Poke00210 (10:05:04 PM): Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode
Poke00210 (10:07:48 PM): chick in the expedia.com commercial looks a lot better when she's in a bikini
Poke00210 (10:07:59 PM): On the next episode of The Amazing Race
Poke00210 (10:08:53 PM): OK good deal
Poke00210 (10:09:05 PM): this is the only TV show i want to watch all year.
Poke00210 (10:09:08 PM): i'm so excited.
