Saturday, July 17, 2004
Public - 9:16 PM
Poke00210 (8:13:19 PM): hello dere!
Poke00210 (8:13:32 PM): please to be blogging 3am critic style..
Poke00210 (8:13:37 PM): De Amazin Race, Five!
“Poke00210” is away from the computer as of 8:13:42 PM.
Poke00210 (8:15:18 PM): oh yes, amazing race next on cbs!
Poke00210 (8:15:29 PM): mom taped it last tuesday since i don't have cable yet
Poke00210 (8:15:44 PM): Previously on the Amazing Race!
Poke00210 (8:15:50 PM): 11 teams set out from the santa monica pier
Poke00210 (8:15:59 PM): doo dee doo, 1 million dollars
Poke00210 (8:16:14 PM): aww yeah beef is king
Poke00210 (8:16:38 PM): awww yeah armenian midget power!
Poke00210 (8:16:59 PM): yeah nice job dumbass, first one eliminated
Poke00210 (8:17:12 PM): A! Maze! Ing!~
Poke00210 (8:17:16 PM): Amazing!
Poke00210 (8:17:29 PM): A! Maze! Ing!
Poke00210 (8:17:46 PM): Amazing!
Poke00210 (8:20:46 PM): This is Uruguay.
Poke00210 (8:21:00 PM): oh yes first pit stop
Poke00210 (8:21:13 PM): yes eat sleep and mingle
Poke00210 (8:21:31 PM): alison and donny first to depart 12:48am
Poke00210 (8:21:41 PM): drive to montevideo
Poke00210 (8:21:48 PM): in teh shake mega disco
Poke00210 (8:21:52 PM): awww yeah
Poke00210 (8:22:14 PM): monteviDEo
Poke00210 (8:22:28 PM): marshall and lance 2nd to depart
Poke00210 (8:22:32 PM): missed the time
Poke00210 (8:22:41 PM): nice job NYtards
Poke00210 (8:22:59 PM): linda and karen 3rd to depart 12:54
Poke00210 (8:23:00 PM): am
Poke00210 (8:23:11 PM): yay! we're not lost
Poke00210 (8:23:20 PM): bob & joyce 4th to depart 1:04am
Poke00210 (8:23:27 PM): yay old folks!
Poke00210 (8:23:43 PM): team armenian 5th to depart 1:08am
Poke00210 (8:23:57 PM): brandon and nicole, 6th 1:14?
Poke00210 (8:24:00 PM): shit i missed it
Poke00210 (8:24:40 PM): colin and christie, missed the time
Poke00210 (8:24:45 PM): and don't mess with texas
Poke00210 (8:24:50 PM): chip & kim
Poke00210 (8:24:59 PM): team blackula
Poke00210 (8:25:11 PM): kami & karli 1:29
Poke00210 (8:25:18 PM): they're like 10th
Poke00210 (8:25:25 PM): hope they get booted
Poke00210 (8:25:56 PM): no, jim & marsha are last to depart, ooh hello marsha
Poke00210 (8:26:07 PM): yeah, team gimp
Poke00210 (8:26:10 PM): moms in first?
Poke00210 (8:26:20 PM): oh lord, ugly americans
Poke00210 (8:26:34 PM): sweet, bowling moms in first
Poke00210 (8:26:49 PM): drive 100+ miles to a ferry and then to buenos aries argenta
Poke00210 (8:26:52 PM): FUCK
Poke00210 (8:26:53 PM): argentina
Poke00210 (8:27:34 PM): yeah drive faster armenian cousins one of whom is a midet
Poke00210 (8:27:41 PM): stupid new yorkers
Poke00210 (8:27:49 PM): useless foreigners!
Poke00210 (8:27:53 PM): oh shit that was funny!
Poke00210 (8:28:27 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (8:28:40 PM): smarmy uruguayans
Poke00210 (8:29:23 PM): LOL crazy midget
Poke00210 (8:29:37 PM): donny and nicole on the ferry
Poke00210 (8:29:54 PM): hey big black dude! let's make out w/his wife!
Poke00210 (8:30:10 PM): midget in bubbles!
Poke00210 (8:30:29 PM): foam club!
Poke00210 (8:31:20 PM): i like the american pantomime, especially in armenian midget form
Poke00210 (8:31:37 PM): oh do the dew team armenia
Poke00210 (8:31:38 PM): !
Poke00210 (8:32:09 PM): go armenian midget!
Poke00210 (8:33:00 PM): aww you gonna shaft the armenians one of whom i sa midget
Poke00210 (8:35:49 PM): hi nicole boobs
Poke00210 (8:36:14 PM): aww yeah, shit i didn't think they'd be able to swing their midget mojo
Poke00210 (8:38:02 PM): yeah wrong cemetary bitches
Poke00210 (8:38:17 PM): oh that's bogus
Poke00210 (8:38:22 PM): delaying jim and marsha
Poke00210 (8:38:36 PM): oh you dastardly bowling moms
Poke00210 (8:39:07 PM): if you deprive me of my marsha time i will be sorely pissed
Poke00210 (8:39:25 PM): dude, they're really working the midget angle
Poke00210 (8:40:05 PM): oh yes, take that non armenian teams
Poke00210 (8:40:13 PM): LOL evita is not here
Poke00210 (8:40:26 PM): recoleta bitches!
Poke00210 (8:40:36 PM): do it, you wacky armenian womens
Poke00210 (8:40:51 PM): charla and mirna in first BITCHES
Poke00210 (8:41:32 PM): oh yes perro or tango
Poke00210 (8:42:03 PM): sweet do the dew armenian chicks
Poke00210 (8:42:30 PM): seems to be pretty similar tasks this year in that not everybody does the same dealies
Poke00210 (8:43:09 PM): you're kinda cute armenian chick
Poke00210 (8:43:44 PM): SHUT UP I'M READING THIS
Poke00210 (8:44:07 PM): El Tango Theater
Poke00210 (8:44:14 PM): he has a goatee, he has brown eyes
Poke00210 (8:44:26 PM): crazy armenian chicks
Poke00210 (8:45:13 PM): hmm, different tango-dude
Poke00210 (8:45:35 PM): hmm, OK everybody's choosing the dogs
Poke00210 (8:45:47 PM): yay. i hate you.
Poke00210 (8:46:23 PM): oh sweet team armenia did it!
Poke00210 (8:46:29 PM): i miss nooneh
Poke00210 (8:46:48 PM): teams must now travel 70 miles outside buenos aries to a traditional armenian ranch
Poke00210 (8:47:29 PM): yeah take it dogg-bitch
Poke00210 (8:47:36 PM): yay for the stupid new yorkers
Poke00210 (8:47:40 PM): not really
Poke00210 (8:47:56 PM): MINE KEEP HAVING SEX
Poke00210 (8:48:14 PM): stupid donny & nicole
Poke00210 (8:50:58 PM): hope my stupid ass battery doesn't run out
Poke00210 (8:51:11 PM): i've just turned down the brightness
Poke00210 (8:51:15 PM): should be OK
Poke00210 (8:52:25 PM): tard chick and your tard boyfriend and tard bowling moms
Poke00210 (8:52:35 PM): "you are so ignorant"
Poke00210 (8:52:40 PM): "you are an embarassment"
Poke00210 (8:52:47 PM): stupid blonde twins found it
Poke00210 (8:54:03 PM): hi marsha
Poke00210 (8:54:12 PM): please to be letting me dry hump you
Poke00210 (8:54:24 PM): oh yesh marsha
Poke00210 (8:54:30 PM): LOL take that bowling moms
Poke00210 (8:54:53 PM): you're a tool donny
Poke00210 (8:55:17 PM): sweet charla & mirna in first
Poke00210 (8:55:35 PM): roadblock!
Poke00210 (8:55:43 PM): quick hands and quick feet!
Poke00210 (8:55:56 PM): "A roadblock is a task that only one person can perform"
Poke00210 (8:56:12 PM): yay for gauchos
Poke00210 (8:56:32 PM): "you might have to stick your hand in the cow's ass"
Poke00210 (8:56:56 PM): do it mirna chick
Poke00210 (8:57:06 PM): dude, and now your midget cousin is YELLING at you
Poke00210 (8:57:15 PM): oh dumb chicks found the shit
Poke00210 (8:57:25 PM): yes, the boos station
Poke00210 (8:58:11 PM): bob and joyce in last, wha happened?
Poke00210 (8:58:22 PM): yeah take that tard, ran out of gas
Poke00210 (8:58:28 PM): oh hi marsha
Poke00210 (8:58:41 PM): hey wait, i think i have that bowling shirt
Poke00210 (8:59:02 PM): yay armenian chick w/a bit of crotch notch
Poke00210 (8:59:09 PM): ooh pit stop
Poke00210 (8:59:23 PM): last team to check in will be eliminated
Poke00210 (8:59:41 PM): nice job, team armenia
Poke00210 (9:00:05 PM): yeah you look hella straight in your bandanna
Poke00210 (9:00:14 PM): "You're psycho"
Poke00210 (9:00:51 PM): oh wow, you beat the midget-laden team
Poke00210 (9:00:55 PM): brandon & nicole team #1
Poke00210 (9:01:05 PM): charla & mirna team #2
Poke00210 (9:01:08 PM): cool!
Poke00210 (9:01:23 PM): ooh mirna crotch
Poke00210 (9:01:35 PM): ooh yeah marsha
Poke00210 (9:01:50 PM): "You outsmarted a cow!"
Poke00210 (9:01:53 PM): jim & marsha team #3
Poke00210 (9:02:15 PM): karen & linda team # OK they haven't finished yet
Poke00210 (9:02:18 PM): hurry up already
Poke00210 (9:03:03 PM): aww yeah eyeball-to-eyeball w/the black dud
Poke00210 (9:03:08 PM): dude
Poke00210 (9:04:05 PM): ooh underwear commercials
Poke00210 (9:04:10 PM): from Hanes her way
Poke00210 (9:04:22 PM): this is retarded
Poke00210 (9:05:03 PM): i thought catwoman was a bad chick from batman, but here she is in negress form fighting crime
Poke00210 (9:05:44 PM): ooh martha stewart
Poke00210 (9:07:02 PM): OK battery's down to half an hour, but the show's almost done
Poke00210 (9:07:32 PM): coors ad, that could be jesse james?
Poke00210 (9:07:51 PM): not that i drink coors, nor rice motorcycles
Poke00210 (9:08:24 PM): linda & karen team #4
Poke00210 (9:08:35 PM): lazy-ass new yorker
Poke00210 (9:09:02 PM): aww yeah getting the smackdown from the big black dude
Poke00210 (9:09:06 PM): bob & joyce team #5
Poke00210 (9:09:29 PM): do it quick on your feet black dude
Poke00210 (9:09:35 PM): colin & cristie team #6
Poke00210 (9:09:59 PM): aww yeah, black dude w/the football moves
Poke00210 (9:10:16 PM): marshall & lance team #7
Poke00210 (9:10:44 PM): chip & kim team #8
Poke00210 (9:11:07 PM): kami & karli team #9
Poke00210 (9:11:16 PM): whos' left?
Poke00210 (9:11:44 PM): LOL allison and donny in LAST PLACE
Poke00210 (9:12:02 PM): ALLISON AND DONNY, YOU ARE THE LAST TEAM TO ARRIVE. I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'VE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THE RACE
Poke00210 (9:12:05 PM): AND THAT YOU SUCK
Poke00210 (9:12:11 PM): NOT THAT WE'RE SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT
Poke00210 (9:12:19 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (9:12:20 PM): eat it
Poke00210 (9:12:35 PM): Stay chuned for scenes from our next episode
Poke00210 (9:12:56 PM): ooh la la phil keoghan
Poke00210 (9:13:40 PM): LOL it's the walmart smiley thing in james bond form
Poke00210 (9:14:07 PM): see what happens when you skip over pop culture...
Poke00210 (9:14:17 PM): loofah
Poke00210 (9:14:23 PM): dove blue balls
Poke00210 (9:14:26 PM): i mean blue beads
Poke00210 (9:14:36 PM): gonna stop right here
Poke00210 (9:14:45 PM): Lt. Dan!
Poke00210 (9:15:01 PM): On the next episode
Poke00210 (9:15:05 PM): charla
Poke00210 (9:15:12 PM): eating stuff
Poke00210 (9:15:22 PM): I hate [armenian non-midget] so much
Poke00210 (9:15:27 PM): said the new yorker
Poke00210 (9:15:39 PM): OK there you go, i miss marsha and nooneh
Poke00210 (8:13:32 PM): please to be blogging 3am critic style..
Poke00210 (8:13:37 PM): De Amazin Race, Five!
“Poke00210” is away from the computer as of 8:13:42 PM.
Poke00210 (8:15:18 PM): oh yes, amazing race next on cbs!
Poke00210 (8:15:29 PM): mom taped it last tuesday since i don't have cable yet
Poke00210 (8:15:44 PM): Previously on the Amazing Race!
Poke00210 (8:15:50 PM): 11 teams set out from the santa monica pier
Poke00210 (8:15:59 PM): doo dee doo, 1 million dollars
Poke00210 (8:16:14 PM): aww yeah beef is king
Poke00210 (8:16:38 PM): awww yeah armenian midget power!
Poke00210 (8:16:59 PM): yeah nice job dumbass, first one eliminated
Poke00210 (8:17:12 PM): A! Maze! Ing!~
Poke00210 (8:17:16 PM): Amazing!
Poke00210 (8:17:29 PM): A! Maze! Ing!
Poke00210 (8:17:46 PM): Amazing!
Poke00210 (8:20:46 PM): This is Uruguay.
Poke00210 (8:21:00 PM): oh yes first pit stop
Poke00210 (8:21:13 PM): yes eat sleep and mingle
Poke00210 (8:21:31 PM): alison and donny first to depart 12:48am
Poke00210 (8:21:41 PM): drive to montevideo
Poke00210 (8:21:48 PM): in teh shake mega disco
Poke00210 (8:21:52 PM): awww yeah
Poke00210 (8:22:14 PM): monteviDEo
Poke00210 (8:22:28 PM): marshall and lance 2nd to depart
Poke00210 (8:22:32 PM): missed the time
Poke00210 (8:22:41 PM): nice job NYtards
Poke00210 (8:22:59 PM): linda and karen 3rd to depart 12:54
Poke00210 (8:23:00 PM): am
Poke00210 (8:23:11 PM): yay! we're not lost
Poke00210 (8:23:20 PM): bob & joyce 4th to depart 1:04am
Poke00210 (8:23:27 PM): yay old folks!
Poke00210 (8:23:43 PM): team armenian 5th to depart 1:08am
Poke00210 (8:23:57 PM): brandon and nicole, 6th 1:14?
Poke00210 (8:24:00 PM): shit i missed it
Poke00210 (8:24:40 PM): colin and christie, missed the time
Poke00210 (8:24:45 PM): and don't mess with texas
Poke00210 (8:24:50 PM): chip & kim
Poke00210 (8:24:59 PM): team blackula
Poke00210 (8:25:11 PM): kami & karli 1:29
Poke00210 (8:25:18 PM): they're like 10th
Poke00210 (8:25:25 PM): hope they get booted
Poke00210 (8:25:56 PM): no, jim & marsha are last to depart, ooh hello marsha
Poke00210 (8:26:07 PM): yeah, team gimp
Poke00210 (8:26:10 PM): moms in first?
Poke00210 (8:26:20 PM): oh lord, ugly americans
Poke00210 (8:26:34 PM): sweet, bowling moms in first
Poke00210 (8:26:49 PM): drive 100+ miles to a ferry and then to buenos aries argenta
Poke00210 (8:26:52 PM): FUCK
Poke00210 (8:26:53 PM): argentina
Poke00210 (8:27:34 PM): yeah drive faster armenian cousins one of whom is a midet
Poke00210 (8:27:41 PM): stupid new yorkers
Poke00210 (8:27:49 PM): useless foreigners!
Poke00210 (8:27:53 PM): oh shit that was funny!
Poke00210 (8:28:27 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (8:28:40 PM): smarmy uruguayans
Poke00210 (8:29:23 PM): LOL crazy midget
Poke00210 (8:29:37 PM): donny and nicole on the ferry
Poke00210 (8:29:54 PM): hey big black dude! let's make out w/his wife!
Poke00210 (8:30:10 PM): midget in bubbles!
Poke00210 (8:30:29 PM): foam club!
Poke00210 (8:31:20 PM): i like the american pantomime, especially in armenian midget form
Poke00210 (8:31:37 PM): oh do the dew team armenia
Poke00210 (8:31:38 PM): !
Poke00210 (8:32:09 PM): go armenian midget!
Poke00210 (8:33:00 PM): aww you gonna shaft the armenians one of whom i sa midget
Poke00210 (8:35:49 PM): hi nicole boobs
Poke00210 (8:36:14 PM): aww yeah, shit i didn't think they'd be able to swing their midget mojo
Poke00210 (8:38:02 PM): yeah wrong cemetary bitches
Poke00210 (8:38:17 PM): oh that's bogus
Poke00210 (8:38:22 PM): delaying jim and marsha
Poke00210 (8:38:36 PM): oh you dastardly bowling moms
Poke00210 (8:39:07 PM): if you deprive me of my marsha time i will be sorely pissed
Poke00210 (8:39:25 PM): dude, they're really working the midget angle
Poke00210 (8:40:05 PM): oh yes, take that non armenian teams
Poke00210 (8:40:13 PM): LOL evita is not here
Poke00210 (8:40:26 PM): recoleta bitches!
Poke00210 (8:40:36 PM): do it, you wacky armenian womens
Poke00210 (8:40:51 PM): charla and mirna in first BITCHES
Poke00210 (8:41:32 PM): oh yes perro or tango
Poke00210 (8:42:03 PM): sweet do the dew armenian chicks
Poke00210 (8:42:30 PM): seems to be pretty similar tasks this year in that not everybody does the same dealies
Poke00210 (8:43:09 PM): you're kinda cute armenian chick
Poke00210 (8:43:44 PM): SHUT UP I'M READING THIS
Poke00210 (8:44:07 PM): El Tango Theater
Poke00210 (8:44:14 PM): he has a goatee, he has brown eyes
Poke00210 (8:44:26 PM): crazy armenian chicks
Poke00210 (8:45:13 PM): hmm, different tango-dude
Poke00210 (8:45:35 PM): hmm, OK everybody's choosing the dogs
Poke00210 (8:45:47 PM): yay. i hate you.
Poke00210 (8:46:23 PM): oh sweet team armenia did it!
Poke00210 (8:46:29 PM): i miss nooneh
Poke00210 (8:46:48 PM): teams must now travel 70 miles outside buenos aries to a traditional armenian ranch
Poke00210 (8:47:29 PM): yeah take it dogg-bitch
Poke00210 (8:47:36 PM): yay for the stupid new yorkers
Poke00210 (8:47:40 PM): not really
Poke00210 (8:47:56 PM): MINE KEEP HAVING SEX
Poke00210 (8:48:14 PM): stupid donny & nicole
Poke00210 (8:50:58 PM): hope my stupid ass battery doesn't run out
Poke00210 (8:51:11 PM): i've just turned down the brightness
Poke00210 (8:51:15 PM): should be OK
Poke00210 (8:52:25 PM): tard chick and your tard boyfriend and tard bowling moms
Poke00210 (8:52:35 PM): "you are so ignorant"
Poke00210 (8:52:40 PM): "you are an embarassment"
Poke00210 (8:52:47 PM): stupid blonde twins found it
Poke00210 (8:54:03 PM): hi marsha
Poke00210 (8:54:12 PM): please to be letting me dry hump you
Poke00210 (8:54:24 PM): oh yesh marsha
Poke00210 (8:54:30 PM): LOL take that bowling moms
Poke00210 (8:54:53 PM): you're a tool donny
Poke00210 (8:55:17 PM): sweet charla & mirna in first
Poke00210 (8:55:35 PM): roadblock!
Poke00210 (8:55:43 PM): quick hands and quick feet!
Poke00210 (8:55:56 PM): "A roadblock is a task that only one person can perform"
Poke00210 (8:56:12 PM): yay for gauchos
Poke00210 (8:56:32 PM): "you might have to stick your hand in the cow's ass"
Poke00210 (8:56:56 PM): do it mirna chick
Poke00210 (8:57:06 PM): dude, and now your midget cousin is YELLING at you
Poke00210 (8:57:15 PM): oh dumb chicks found the shit
Poke00210 (8:57:25 PM): yes, the boos station
Poke00210 (8:58:11 PM): bob and joyce in last, wha happened?
Poke00210 (8:58:22 PM): yeah take that tard, ran out of gas
Poke00210 (8:58:28 PM): oh hi marsha
Poke00210 (8:58:41 PM): hey wait, i think i have that bowling shirt
Poke00210 (8:59:02 PM): yay armenian chick w/a bit of crotch notch
Poke00210 (8:59:09 PM): ooh pit stop
Poke00210 (8:59:23 PM): last team to check in will be eliminated
Poke00210 (8:59:41 PM): nice job, team armenia
Poke00210 (9:00:05 PM): yeah you look hella straight in your bandanna
Poke00210 (9:00:14 PM): "You're psycho"
Poke00210 (9:00:51 PM): oh wow, you beat the midget-laden team
Poke00210 (9:00:55 PM): brandon & nicole team #1
Poke00210 (9:01:05 PM): charla & mirna team #2
Poke00210 (9:01:08 PM): cool!
Poke00210 (9:01:23 PM): ooh mirna crotch
Poke00210 (9:01:35 PM): ooh yeah marsha
Poke00210 (9:01:50 PM): "You outsmarted a cow!"
Poke00210 (9:01:53 PM): jim & marsha team #3
Poke00210 (9:02:15 PM): karen & linda team # OK they haven't finished yet
Poke00210 (9:02:18 PM): hurry up already
Poke00210 (9:03:03 PM): aww yeah eyeball-to-eyeball w/the black dud
Poke00210 (9:03:08 PM): dude
Poke00210 (9:04:05 PM): ooh underwear commercials
Poke00210 (9:04:10 PM): from Hanes her way
Poke00210 (9:04:22 PM): this is retarded
Poke00210 (9:05:03 PM): i thought catwoman was a bad chick from batman, but here she is in negress form fighting crime
Poke00210 (9:05:44 PM): ooh martha stewart
Poke00210 (9:07:02 PM): OK battery's down to half an hour, but the show's almost done
Poke00210 (9:07:32 PM): coors ad, that could be jesse james?
Poke00210 (9:07:51 PM): not that i drink coors, nor rice motorcycles
Poke00210 (9:08:24 PM): linda & karen team #4
Poke00210 (9:08:35 PM): lazy-ass new yorker
Poke00210 (9:09:02 PM): aww yeah getting the smackdown from the big black dude
Poke00210 (9:09:06 PM): bob & joyce team #5
Poke00210 (9:09:29 PM): do it quick on your feet black dude
Poke00210 (9:09:35 PM): colin & cristie team #6
Poke00210 (9:09:59 PM): aww yeah, black dude w/the football moves
Poke00210 (9:10:16 PM): marshall & lance team #7
Poke00210 (9:10:44 PM): chip & kim team #8
Poke00210 (9:11:07 PM): kami & karli team #9
Poke00210 (9:11:16 PM): whos' left?
Poke00210 (9:11:44 PM): LOL allison and donny in LAST PLACE
Poke00210 (9:12:02 PM): ALLISON AND DONNY, YOU ARE THE LAST TEAM TO ARRIVE. I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'VE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THE RACE
Poke00210 (9:12:05 PM): AND THAT YOU SUCK
Poke00210 (9:12:11 PM): NOT THAT WE'RE SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT
Poke00210 (9:12:19 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (9:12:20 PM): eat it
Poke00210 (9:12:35 PM): Stay chuned for scenes from our next episode
Poke00210 (9:12:56 PM): ooh la la phil keoghan
Poke00210 (9:13:40 PM): LOL it's the walmart smiley thing in james bond form
Poke00210 (9:14:07 PM): see what happens when you skip over pop culture...
Poke00210 (9:14:17 PM): loofah
Poke00210 (9:14:23 PM): dove blue balls
Poke00210 (9:14:26 PM): i mean blue beads
Poke00210 (9:14:36 PM): gonna stop right here
Poke00210 (9:14:45 PM): Lt. Dan!
Poke00210 (9:15:01 PM): On the next episode
Poke00210 (9:15:05 PM): charla
Poke00210 (9:15:12 PM): eating stuff
Poke00210 (9:15:22 PM): I hate [armenian non-midget] so much
Poke00210 (9:15:27 PM): said the new yorker
Poke00210 (9:15:39 PM): OK there you go, i miss marsha and nooneh
