Wednesday, August 04, 2004
Public - 10:55 PM
Poke00210 (9:50:14 PM): hello dere!
“Poke00210” is away from the computer as of 9:50:28 PM.
Poke00210 (9:50:43 PM): mom is rewinding The Amazing Race 5
Poke00210 (9:50:49 PM): oh it's true, it's damn true
Poke00210 (9:52:31 PM): although admittedly, I saw this last night live
Poke00210 (9:52:42 PM): but didn't have an internet connection in oakland
Poke00210 (9:53:15 PM): or access to laundry
Poke00210 (9:54:13 PM): yeah big brother is lametastic
Poke00210 (9:54:18 PM): watched a bit of it last night
Poke00210 (9:55:06 PM): ooh greek chick on csi:ny
Poke00210 (9:55:41 PM): LOL big brother had a disclaimer about not being related to orwell's 1984
Poke00210 (9:56:21 PM): awww yeah chip/kim recapping in first
Poke00210 (9:56:24 PM): booyah
Poke00210 (9:56:29 PM): too bad about bob/joyce
Poke00210 (9:56:36 PM): A! Maze! Ing!
Poke00210 (9:56:41 PM): !
Poke00210 (9:56:46 PM): Amazing!
Poke00210 (9:56:53 PM): A! Maze! Ing!
Poke00210 (9:56:55 PM): Amazing!
Poke00210 (9:57:30 PM): OK gonna check out the popularity polls on http://www.cbs.com
Poke00210 (9:58:00 PM): expedia commercial
Poke00210 (9:58:15 PM): ooh! the underwear commercial is after the show1
Poke00210 (9:58:16 PM): !
Poke00210 (9:58:28 PM): and there's a hot dirty blond in the tic-tac commercial
Poke00210 (9:59:33 PM): yeah ha ha, marshall/lance are at 36% popularity
Poke00210 (9:59:41 PM): chip/kim are doing very welll
Poke00210 (10:00:13 PM): team armenia are still ahead of the annoying teams
Poke00210 (10:00:21 PM): this is Catherine's Palace
Poke00210 (10:00:37 PM): la la la, 300 year old palace was a pit stop
Poke00210 (10:00:41 PM): ooh yeah mirna
Poke00210 (10:01:04 PM): chip/kim first to depart 9:11pm
Poke00210 (10:01:11 PM): to the Hermitage Museum
Poke00210 (10:01:16 PM): oh i remember this part
Poke00210 (10:01:26 PM): now if i can only remember what i wanted to blog last night
Poke00210 (10:01:49 PM): colin/christie 2nd to depart
Poke00210 (10:01:55 PM): marshall/lance 3rd to depart
Poke00210 (10:01:58 PM): fuck the times
Poke00210 (10:02:08 PM): team armenia! 4th to depart 10:13am!
Poke00210 (10:02:28 PM): goofy armenian chicks
Poke00210 (10:02:38 PM): choo-choo!
Poke00210 (10:02:43 PM): aww yeah train 1
Poke00210 (10:02:54 PM): yay nicki is such a great girlfriend!
Poke00210 (10:02:57 PM): choo-choo!
Poke00210 (10:03:13 PM): la la la, mirna and her cousin are walking
Poke00210 (10:03:43 PM): linda and karen 4th to depart 12:15?
Poke00210 (10:03:49 PM): kami and karli, i missed it
Poke00210 (10:04:04 PM): i like the midget pantomime
Poke00210 (10:04:22 PM): chip and kim going to the museum
Poke00210 (10:04:37 PM): those proctors look pissed to be there
Poke00210 (10:04:39 PM): proctors?
Poke00210 (10:04:44 PM): WTF was the name for them?
Poke00210 (10:04:48 PM): docent?
Poke00210 (10:05:02 PM): shit i forgot
Poke00210 (10:05:20 PM): regent? no
Poke00210 (10:05:27 PM): yay you're sweet(er)
Poke00210 (10:05:39 PM): fucking stupid new yorkers
Poke00210 (10:05:51 PM): aww yeah go jesus
Poke00210 (10:06:01 PM): "hey isn't the prodigal son jesus?"
Poke00210 (10:06:24 PM): oh yes yes, going to egypt
Poke00210 (10:06:33 PM): "more than 2000 miles to cairo egypt"
Poke00210 (10:06:51 PM): bowling moms booyah
Poke00210 (10:07:03 PM): i miss mirna
Poke00210 (10:07:24 PM): oh yeah that's jesus, huh
Poke00210 (10:07:32 PM): OK good luck jew-tards
Poke00210 (10:07:46 PM): yeah nice guess you fucktards
Poke00210 (10:07:59 PM): mirna!
Poke00210 (10:08:27 PM): yay you stupid christians
Poke00210 (10:08:35 PM): aww yeah Airport International
Poke00210 (10:08:52 PM): aww yeah good-assed tickets
Poke00210 (10:09:27 PM): ha ha, good luck racing you annoying tard
Poke00210 (10:09:44 PM): entertain us, charla
Poke00210 (10:09:52 PM): OK you crazy midget
Poke00210 (10:10:01 PM): OK you crazy armenian
Poke00210 (10:10:03 PM): i miss nooneh
Poke00210 (10:10:29 PM): you're annoying, get a clue
Poke00210 (10:10:56 PM): why did that need subtitles? because nobody spoke annnoying?
Poke00210 (10:11:36 PM): yay! the twins found a russian friend!
Poke00210 (10:12:02 PM): damn that's a big bitch
Poke00210 (10:12:34 PM): oops, *domestic* airport
Poke00210 (10:12:49 PM): dammit karen!
Poke00210 (10:13:20 PM): yay, OK THAT WAS ANNOYING
Poke00210 (10:13:25 PM): (stupid twin finger thing)
Poke00210 (10:13:33 PM): "no flights tonight"
Poke00210 (10:13:38 PM): *break to commercial*
Poke00210 (10:13:53 PM): OK at this point last night, i was giving odds on the bowling moms to win at 1000-1
Poke00210 (10:14:55 PM): which, had 'trose put a dollar down, could *of* netted him $1000
Poke00210 (10:15:12 PM): perhaps i spoke too soon and used a superlative or something
Poke00210 (10:16:04 PM): looking at the polls during the commercial break
Poke00210 (10:16:15 PM): yeah, 30% of people have mirna and her cousin winning
Poke00210 (10:16:47 PM): back to the moms
Poke00210 (10:16:54 PM): lufthansa
Poke00210 (10:17:15 PM): oh yes, gonna go to frankfurt, and catch up w/everybody in cairo
Poke00210 (10:17:44 PM): see, this could've broken me
Poke00210 (10:17:52 PM): Free Odds bet
Poke00210 (10:18:10 PM): damn, 12 hour lead
Poke00210 (10:18:12 PM): nice job kids
Poke00210 (10:18:16 PM): i still hate you
Poke00210 (10:18:31 PM): aww yeah mirna and her sidekick scoping out another flight
Poke00210 (10:18:36 PM): they found an earlier one
Poke00210 (10:18:46 PM): 50min lead
Poke00210 (10:18:57 PM): damn she's cute
Poke00210 (10:19:35 PM): i like how the hours of operation sign is in english
Poke00210 (10:19:43 PM): and is a nice red and gold
Poke00210 (10:20:06 PM): aww yeah bowling moms heading to frankfurt
Poke00210 (10:20:22 PM): ooh yeah lucky colors
Poke00210 (10:20:42 PM): aww yeah sneaky cousins
Poke00210 (10:21:09 PM): first of only 2 fast forwards
Poke00210 (10:21:32 PM): thought it was a bad idea for team retard to take a fast forward when they had such a big lead, but then i realized today during work that there are only 2
Poke00210 (10:21:42 PM): so probably best to take it if you find it
Poke00210 (10:21:56 PM): hmm, that totally changes
Poke00210 (10:22:09 PM): the fast forward strategy
Poke00210 (10:22:19 PM): ha ha can't find the fucking sarcophagus
Poke00210 (10:22:28 PM): holy shit, i was able to spell sarcophagus
Poke00210 (10:22:43 PM): waa, we're carrying a sarcophagus
Poke00210 (10:23:07 PM): they're headed to the pit stop before the other teams have evenlanded in egypt
Poke00210 (10:23:27 PM): "absolutely, breathtakingly astonishing"
Poke00210 (10:23:43 PM): colin & christie team #1
Poke00210 (10:23:56 PM): never seen a lead this big
Poke00210 (10:24:02 PM): mirna and charla just landed
Poke00210 (10:24:06 PM): @ the tower
Poke00210 (10:24:11 PM): go to giza plateau
Poke00210 (10:24:27 PM): follow the yellow rock road
Poke00210 (10:24:59 PM): aww yeah blackpeople crossing the nile
Poke00210 (10:25:07 PM): hello dere! dis am de nile
Poke00210 (10:25:08 PM): !
Poke00210 (10:25:15 PM): yeah fuck you new york tards
Poke00210 (10:26:04 PM): chip and kim overtaking marshall and lance
Poke00210 (10:26:07 PM): booyah
Poke00210 (10:26:13 PM): run bowling moms
Poke00210 (10:26:18 PM): ha ha, twins trailing again
Poke00210 (10:26:38 PM): yay twins hauling butt
Poke00210 (10:26:56 PM): OK and now the driver kicks ass
Poke00210 (10:27:07 PM): dumb inconsistent cunt
Poke00210 (10:27:18 PM): yeah you have no lead you new york tards
Poke00210 (10:27:29 PM): 37% of polled say they're going next
Poke00210 (10:27:34 PM): i'm inclined to agree
Poke00210 (10:27:43 PM): midgets in the sand!
Poke00210 (10:27:54 PM): oh yeah an egyptologist
Poke00210 (10:28:02 PM): charla to the rescue!
Poke00210 (10:28:22 PM): oh yesh mirna!
Poke00210 (10:28:36 PM): Ok this is where the twins and moms don't find the rocks
Poke00210 (10:28:44 PM): "we're gonna keep running until we find something"
Poke00210 (10:28:48 PM): i love chick-logic
Poke00210 (10:28:53 PM): gonna check my laundry
Poke00210 (10:28:55 PM): brb
Poke00210 (10:31:02 PM): oh heck yeah
Poke00210 (10:31:22 PM): kit kat are Ok at room temperature, better refridgerated, but best when frozen
Poke00210 (10:31:32 PM): or even semi-frozen
Poke00210 (10:31:45 PM): OK retard commercial
Poke00210 (10:32:22 PM): bowling moms are broken
Poke00210 (10:32:25 PM): hey i have that shirt
Poke00210 (10:32:30 PM): probably that size too
Poke00210 (10:32:36 PM): oh hey cutie
Poke00210 (10:33:09 PM): are you scared, gorgeous? would you like a spanking, perhaps?
Poke00210 (10:33:19 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (10:33:27 PM): "i should've given her the whistle to signal for help"
Poke00210 (10:33:32 PM): never noticed that!
Poke00210 (10:33:44 PM): (they use the whistle in a few minutes
Poke00210 (10:34:04 PM): ahh put the puzzle together on the mapto find the next dealie
Poke00210 (10:34:36 PM): should've at least rotated the map so you don't have to put the puzzle *right on* the map
Poke00210 (10:35:00 PM): they're @ the roadblock, and he's scared of crevasses
Poke00210 (10:35:08 PM): aww yeah, chip, put the fear of the black man into his ass
Poke00210 (10:35:24 PM): detour: rock and roll or hump and ride
Poke00210 (10:35:43 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with their own pros and cons.
Poke00210 (10:35:58 PM): either move heavy blocks or ride horsies!
Poke00210 (10:36:23 PM): oh it's 5:27
Poke00210 (10:36:37 PM): your logic doesn't quite follow, non-midget armenian
Poke00210 (10:36:50 PM): run charla, run!
Poke00210 (10:37:10 PM): blow your whistle!
Poke00210 (10:37:17 PM): and the whistle did it!
Poke00210 (10:37:39 PM): oh yeah, your midget cousin looks like a jockey
Poke00210 (10:37:46 PM): man you're cute, but not too bright
Poke00210 (10:37:48 PM): i miss nooneh
Poke00210 (10:38:17 PM): "Lance, help me up this [ramp]"
Poke00210 (10:38:22 PM): oh man they're dead
Poke00210 (10:38:29 PM): "charla and mirna of arabia!"
Poke00210 (10:38:56 PM): oh look the twins finally found the osiris shaft
Poke00210 (10:39:24 PM): ooh mirna looked cute in that angle
Poke00210 (10:39:28 PM): and they're headed tot he pit stop
Poke00210 (10:40:14 PM): charla and mirna team #2
Poke00210 (10:40:28 PM): oh she has a houndstooth scarf!
Poke00210 (10:40:30 PM): i miss grace
Poke00210 (10:41:22 PM): LOL "maybe this is for somethign else"
Poke00210 (10:41:34 PM): yeah nice job stupid! you're only in THE AMAZING RACE
Poke00210 (10:41:37 PM): dumbtards
Poke00210 (10:42:07 PM): i like the black froot of the loom dood
Poke00210 (10:42:35 PM): i want some juice
Poke00210 (10:46:12 PM): good juice
Poke00210 (10:46:31 PM): OK the bowling moms finally found the roadblock
Poke00210 (10:46:50 PM): heh, "help a brother out"
Poke00210 (10:46:58 PM): yeah you should say stuff like that to black dudes
Poke00210 (10:47:04 PM): all the time
Poke00210 (10:47:30 PM): it makes them feel solidaritudinous
Poke00210 (10:47:44 PM): aww yeah black dude!
Poke00210 (10:48:05 PM): i wanna see mirna and charla and chip and kim in the final
Poke00210 (10:48:07 PM): finals
Poke00210 (10:48:10 PM): or just chip rather
Poke00210 (10:48:25 PM): OK and dammit he told them where to go for teh clue
Poke00210 (10:48:48 PM): brandon and nicole team #3
Poke00210 (10:49:00 PM): aww yeah we're black and from the ghetto
Poke00210 (10:49:05 PM): chip and kim team #4
Poke00210 (10:49:14 PM): good dude
Poke00210 (10:49:19 PM): go bowling moms
Poke00210 (10:49:32 PM): i hate those two tools
Poke00210 (10:49:57 PM): yay, the natives are applauding you and your stupid american ways!
Poke00210 (10:50:02 PM): To the Sphinx!
Poke00210 (10:50:16 PM): how'd the twins do it in their retard way?
Poke00210 (10:50:21 PM): marshallance team #5
Poke00210 (10:50:25 PM): like i fucking care
Poke00210 (10:50:28 PM): they're as good as dead
Poke00210 (10:50:39 PM): ooh the twins got lost
Poke00210 (10:50:47 PM): too bad i know how this ends
Poke00210 (10:50:54 PM): this was actually pretty exciting last night
Poke00210 (10:50:56 PM): stupid twins
Poke00210 (10:51:02 PM): kami and karli team #6
Poke00210 (10:51:12 PM): dammit, bowling moms last
Poke00210 (10:51:15 PM): last team to arrive
Poke00210 (10:51:28 PM): good news! non-elimination leg!
Poke00210 (10:51:35 PM): new twist! bad news!
Poke00210 (10:51:44 PM): empty your pockets, gimme your money
Poke00210 (10:51:49 PM): and you get no money for the next leg
Poke00210 (10:52:04 PM): you bastard phil!
Poke00210 (10:52:11 PM): go bowling moms
Poke00210 (10:52:13 PM): i like the bowling moms
Poke00210 (10:52:17 PM): makes me wanna go bowling
Poke00210 (10:52:21 PM): with marsha
Poke00210 (10:52:47 PM): (notice that it's her first appearance in this review)
Poke00210 (10:52:57 PM): Busted for Insurance Fraud by a DOG
Poke00210 (10:53:03 PM): ooh UNDERWEAR COMMERCIAL!!!
Poke00210 (10:53:08 PM): AND DAMMIT I MISSED IT
Poke00210 (10:54:26 PM): expedia!
Poke00210 (10:54:29 PM): dot com!
Poke00210 (10:54:42 PM): dr. vegas!
Poke00210 (10:54:47 PM): gotta milk it for all you an
Poke00210 (10:54:50 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (10:54:55 PM): next week on the amazing race
Poke00210 (10:54:59 PM): "peniless moms"
Poke00210 (10:55:13 PM): blah blah, we're colin and christie
Poke00210 (10:55:22 PM): ooh, where'd your 12 hour lead go, bitches?!?
Poke00210 (10:55:34 PM): ewss, that soldier chick is nasty
Poke00210 (10:55:45 PM): OK there you go... enjoy until next week
Poke00210 (10:55:48 PM): go giants
“Poke00210” is away from the computer as of 9:50:28 PM.
Poke00210 (9:50:43 PM): mom is rewinding The Amazing Race 5
Poke00210 (9:50:49 PM): oh it's true, it's damn true
Poke00210 (9:52:31 PM): although admittedly, I saw this last night live
Poke00210 (9:52:42 PM): but didn't have an internet connection in oakland
Poke00210 (9:53:15 PM): or access to laundry
Poke00210 (9:54:13 PM): yeah big brother is lametastic
Poke00210 (9:54:18 PM): watched a bit of it last night
Poke00210 (9:55:06 PM): ooh greek chick on csi:ny
Poke00210 (9:55:41 PM): LOL big brother had a disclaimer about not being related to orwell's 1984
Poke00210 (9:56:21 PM): awww yeah chip/kim recapping in first
Poke00210 (9:56:24 PM): booyah
Poke00210 (9:56:29 PM): too bad about bob/joyce
Poke00210 (9:56:36 PM): A! Maze! Ing!
Poke00210 (9:56:41 PM): !
Poke00210 (9:56:46 PM): Amazing!
Poke00210 (9:56:53 PM): A! Maze! Ing!
Poke00210 (9:56:55 PM): Amazing!
Poke00210 (9:57:30 PM): OK gonna check out the popularity polls on http://www.cbs.com
Poke00210 (9:58:00 PM): expedia commercial
Poke00210 (9:58:15 PM): ooh! the underwear commercial is after the show1
Poke00210 (9:58:16 PM): !
Poke00210 (9:58:28 PM): and there's a hot dirty blond in the tic-tac commercial
Poke00210 (9:59:33 PM): yeah ha ha, marshall/lance are at 36% popularity
Poke00210 (9:59:41 PM): chip/kim are doing very welll
Poke00210 (10:00:13 PM): team armenia are still ahead of the annoying teams
Poke00210 (10:00:21 PM): this is Catherine's Palace
Poke00210 (10:00:37 PM): la la la, 300 year old palace was a pit stop
Poke00210 (10:00:41 PM): ooh yeah mirna
Poke00210 (10:01:04 PM): chip/kim first to depart 9:11pm
Poke00210 (10:01:11 PM): to the Hermitage Museum
Poke00210 (10:01:16 PM): oh i remember this part
Poke00210 (10:01:26 PM): now if i can only remember what i wanted to blog last night
Poke00210 (10:01:49 PM): colin/christie 2nd to depart
Poke00210 (10:01:55 PM): marshall/lance 3rd to depart
Poke00210 (10:01:58 PM): fuck the times
Poke00210 (10:02:08 PM): team armenia! 4th to depart 10:13am!
Poke00210 (10:02:28 PM): goofy armenian chicks
Poke00210 (10:02:38 PM): choo-choo!
Poke00210 (10:02:43 PM): aww yeah train 1
Poke00210 (10:02:54 PM): yay nicki is such a great girlfriend!
Poke00210 (10:02:57 PM): choo-choo!
Poke00210 (10:03:13 PM): la la la, mirna and her cousin are walking
Poke00210 (10:03:43 PM): linda and karen 4th to depart 12:15?
Poke00210 (10:03:49 PM): kami and karli, i missed it
Poke00210 (10:04:04 PM): i like the midget pantomime
Poke00210 (10:04:22 PM): chip and kim going to the museum
Poke00210 (10:04:37 PM): those proctors look pissed to be there
Poke00210 (10:04:39 PM): proctors?
Poke00210 (10:04:44 PM): WTF was the name for them?
Poke00210 (10:04:48 PM): docent?
Poke00210 (10:05:02 PM): shit i forgot
Poke00210 (10:05:20 PM): regent? no
Poke00210 (10:05:27 PM): yay you're sweet(er)
Poke00210 (10:05:39 PM): fucking stupid new yorkers
Poke00210 (10:05:51 PM): aww yeah go jesus
Poke00210 (10:06:01 PM): "hey isn't the prodigal son jesus?"
Poke00210 (10:06:24 PM): oh yes yes, going to egypt
Poke00210 (10:06:33 PM): "more than 2000 miles to cairo egypt"
Poke00210 (10:06:51 PM): bowling moms booyah
Poke00210 (10:07:03 PM): i miss mirna
Poke00210 (10:07:24 PM): oh yeah that's jesus, huh
Poke00210 (10:07:32 PM): OK good luck jew-tards
Poke00210 (10:07:46 PM): yeah nice guess you fucktards
Poke00210 (10:07:59 PM): mirna!
Poke00210 (10:08:27 PM): yay you stupid christians
Poke00210 (10:08:35 PM): aww yeah Airport International
Poke00210 (10:08:52 PM): aww yeah good-assed tickets
Poke00210 (10:09:27 PM): ha ha, good luck racing you annoying tard
Poke00210 (10:09:44 PM): entertain us, charla
Poke00210 (10:09:52 PM): OK you crazy midget
Poke00210 (10:10:01 PM): OK you crazy armenian
Poke00210 (10:10:03 PM): i miss nooneh
Poke00210 (10:10:29 PM): you're annoying, get a clue
Poke00210 (10:10:56 PM): why did that need subtitles? because nobody spoke annnoying?
Poke00210 (10:11:36 PM): yay! the twins found a russian friend!
Poke00210 (10:12:02 PM): damn that's a big bitch
Poke00210 (10:12:34 PM): oops, *domestic* airport
Poke00210 (10:12:49 PM): dammit karen!
Poke00210 (10:13:20 PM): yay, OK THAT WAS ANNOYING
Poke00210 (10:13:25 PM): (stupid twin finger thing)
Poke00210 (10:13:33 PM): "no flights tonight"
Poke00210 (10:13:38 PM): *break to commercial*
Poke00210 (10:13:53 PM): OK at this point last night, i was giving odds on the bowling moms to win at 1000-1
Poke00210 (10:14:55 PM): which, had 'trose put a dollar down, could *of* netted him $1000
Poke00210 (10:15:12 PM): perhaps i spoke too soon and used a superlative or something
Poke00210 (10:16:04 PM): looking at the polls during the commercial break
Poke00210 (10:16:15 PM): yeah, 30% of people have mirna and her cousin winning
Poke00210 (10:16:47 PM): back to the moms
Poke00210 (10:16:54 PM): lufthansa
Poke00210 (10:17:15 PM): oh yes, gonna go to frankfurt, and catch up w/everybody in cairo
Poke00210 (10:17:44 PM): see, this could've broken me
Poke00210 (10:17:52 PM): Free Odds bet
Poke00210 (10:18:10 PM): damn, 12 hour lead
Poke00210 (10:18:12 PM): nice job kids
Poke00210 (10:18:16 PM): i still hate you
Poke00210 (10:18:31 PM): aww yeah mirna and her sidekick scoping out another flight
Poke00210 (10:18:36 PM): they found an earlier one
Poke00210 (10:18:46 PM): 50min lead
Poke00210 (10:18:57 PM): damn she's cute
Poke00210 (10:19:35 PM): i like how the hours of operation sign is in english
Poke00210 (10:19:43 PM): and is a nice red and gold
Poke00210 (10:20:06 PM): aww yeah bowling moms heading to frankfurt
Poke00210 (10:20:22 PM): ooh yeah lucky colors
Poke00210 (10:20:42 PM): aww yeah sneaky cousins
Poke00210 (10:21:09 PM): first of only 2 fast forwards
Poke00210 (10:21:32 PM): thought it was a bad idea for team retard to take a fast forward when they had such a big lead, but then i realized today during work that there are only 2
Poke00210 (10:21:42 PM): so probably best to take it if you find it
Poke00210 (10:21:56 PM): hmm, that totally changes
Poke00210 (10:22:09 PM): the fast forward strategy
Poke00210 (10:22:19 PM): ha ha can't find the fucking sarcophagus
Poke00210 (10:22:28 PM): holy shit, i was able to spell sarcophagus
Poke00210 (10:22:43 PM): waa, we're carrying a sarcophagus
Poke00210 (10:23:07 PM): they're headed to the pit stop before the other teams have evenlanded in egypt
Poke00210 (10:23:27 PM): "absolutely, breathtakingly astonishing"
Poke00210 (10:23:43 PM): colin & christie team #1
Poke00210 (10:23:56 PM): never seen a lead this big
Poke00210 (10:24:02 PM): mirna and charla just landed
Poke00210 (10:24:06 PM): @ the tower
Poke00210 (10:24:11 PM): go to giza plateau
Poke00210 (10:24:27 PM): follow the yellow rock road
Poke00210 (10:24:59 PM): aww yeah blackpeople crossing the nile
Poke00210 (10:25:07 PM): hello dere! dis am de nile
Poke00210 (10:25:08 PM): !
Poke00210 (10:25:15 PM): yeah fuck you new york tards
Poke00210 (10:26:04 PM): chip and kim overtaking marshall and lance
Poke00210 (10:26:07 PM): booyah
Poke00210 (10:26:13 PM): run bowling moms
Poke00210 (10:26:18 PM): ha ha, twins trailing again
Poke00210 (10:26:38 PM): yay twins hauling butt
Poke00210 (10:26:56 PM): OK and now the driver kicks ass
Poke00210 (10:27:07 PM): dumb inconsistent cunt
Poke00210 (10:27:18 PM): yeah you have no lead you new york tards
Poke00210 (10:27:29 PM): 37% of polled say they're going next
Poke00210 (10:27:34 PM): i'm inclined to agree
Poke00210 (10:27:43 PM): midgets in the sand!
Poke00210 (10:27:54 PM): oh yeah an egyptologist
Poke00210 (10:28:02 PM): charla to the rescue!
Poke00210 (10:28:22 PM): oh yesh mirna!
Poke00210 (10:28:36 PM): Ok this is where the twins and moms don't find the rocks
Poke00210 (10:28:44 PM): "we're gonna keep running until we find something"
Poke00210 (10:28:48 PM): i love chick-logic
Poke00210 (10:28:53 PM): gonna check my laundry
Poke00210 (10:28:55 PM): brb
Poke00210 (10:31:02 PM): oh heck yeah
Poke00210 (10:31:22 PM): kit kat are Ok at room temperature, better refridgerated, but best when frozen
Poke00210 (10:31:32 PM): or even semi-frozen
Poke00210 (10:31:45 PM): OK retard commercial
Poke00210 (10:32:22 PM): bowling moms are broken
Poke00210 (10:32:25 PM): hey i have that shirt
Poke00210 (10:32:30 PM): probably that size too
Poke00210 (10:32:36 PM): oh hey cutie
Poke00210 (10:33:09 PM): are you scared, gorgeous? would you like a spanking, perhaps?
Poke00210 (10:33:19 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (10:33:27 PM): "i should've given her the whistle to signal for help"
Poke00210 (10:33:32 PM): never noticed that!
Poke00210 (10:33:44 PM): (they use the whistle in a few minutes
Poke00210 (10:34:04 PM): ahh put the puzzle together on the mapto find the next dealie
Poke00210 (10:34:36 PM): should've at least rotated the map so you don't have to put the puzzle *right on* the map
Poke00210 (10:35:00 PM): they're @ the roadblock, and he's scared of crevasses
Poke00210 (10:35:08 PM): aww yeah, chip, put the fear of the black man into his ass
Poke00210 (10:35:24 PM): detour: rock and roll or hump and ride
Poke00210 (10:35:43 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with their own pros and cons.
Poke00210 (10:35:58 PM): either move heavy blocks or ride horsies!
Poke00210 (10:36:23 PM): oh it's 5:27
Poke00210 (10:36:37 PM): your logic doesn't quite follow, non-midget armenian
Poke00210 (10:36:50 PM): run charla, run!
Poke00210 (10:37:10 PM): blow your whistle!
Poke00210 (10:37:17 PM): and the whistle did it!
Poke00210 (10:37:39 PM): oh yeah, your midget cousin looks like a jockey
Poke00210 (10:37:46 PM): man you're cute, but not too bright
Poke00210 (10:37:48 PM): i miss nooneh
Poke00210 (10:38:17 PM): "Lance, help me up this [ramp]"
Poke00210 (10:38:22 PM): oh man they're dead
Poke00210 (10:38:29 PM): "charla and mirna of arabia!"
Poke00210 (10:38:56 PM): oh look the twins finally found the osiris shaft
Poke00210 (10:39:24 PM): ooh mirna looked cute in that angle
Poke00210 (10:39:28 PM): and they're headed tot he pit stop
Poke00210 (10:40:14 PM): charla and mirna team #2
Poke00210 (10:40:28 PM): oh she has a houndstooth scarf!
Poke00210 (10:40:30 PM): i miss grace
Poke00210 (10:41:22 PM): LOL "maybe this is for somethign else"
Poke00210 (10:41:34 PM): yeah nice job stupid! you're only in THE AMAZING RACE
Poke00210 (10:41:37 PM): dumbtards
Poke00210 (10:42:07 PM): i like the black froot of the loom dood
Poke00210 (10:42:35 PM): i want some juice
Poke00210 (10:46:12 PM): good juice
Poke00210 (10:46:31 PM): OK the bowling moms finally found the roadblock
Poke00210 (10:46:50 PM): heh, "help a brother out"
Poke00210 (10:46:58 PM): yeah you should say stuff like that to black dudes
Poke00210 (10:47:04 PM): all the time
Poke00210 (10:47:30 PM): it makes them feel solidaritudinous
Poke00210 (10:47:44 PM): aww yeah black dude!
Poke00210 (10:48:05 PM): i wanna see mirna and charla and chip and kim in the final
Poke00210 (10:48:07 PM): finals
Poke00210 (10:48:10 PM): or just chip rather
Poke00210 (10:48:25 PM): OK and dammit he told them where to go for teh clue
Poke00210 (10:48:48 PM): brandon and nicole team #3
Poke00210 (10:49:00 PM): aww yeah we're black and from the ghetto
Poke00210 (10:49:05 PM): chip and kim team #4
Poke00210 (10:49:14 PM): good dude
Poke00210 (10:49:19 PM): go bowling moms
Poke00210 (10:49:32 PM): i hate those two tools
Poke00210 (10:49:57 PM): yay, the natives are applauding you and your stupid american ways!
Poke00210 (10:50:02 PM): To the Sphinx!
Poke00210 (10:50:16 PM): how'd the twins do it in their retard way?
Poke00210 (10:50:21 PM): marshallance team #5
Poke00210 (10:50:25 PM): like i fucking care
Poke00210 (10:50:28 PM): they're as good as dead
Poke00210 (10:50:39 PM): ooh the twins got lost
Poke00210 (10:50:47 PM): too bad i know how this ends
Poke00210 (10:50:54 PM): this was actually pretty exciting last night
Poke00210 (10:50:56 PM): stupid twins
Poke00210 (10:51:02 PM): kami and karli team #6
Poke00210 (10:51:12 PM): dammit, bowling moms last
Poke00210 (10:51:15 PM): last team to arrive
Poke00210 (10:51:28 PM): good news! non-elimination leg!
Poke00210 (10:51:35 PM): new twist! bad news!
Poke00210 (10:51:44 PM): empty your pockets, gimme your money
Poke00210 (10:51:49 PM): and you get no money for the next leg
Poke00210 (10:52:04 PM): you bastard phil!
Poke00210 (10:52:11 PM): go bowling moms
Poke00210 (10:52:13 PM): i like the bowling moms
Poke00210 (10:52:17 PM): makes me wanna go bowling
Poke00210 (10:52:21 PM): with marsha
Poke00210 (10:52:47 PM): (notice that it's her first appearance in this review)
Poke00210 (10:52:57 PM): Busted for Insurance Fraud by a DOG
Poke00210 (10:53:03 PM): ooh UNDERWEAR COMMERCIAL!!!
Poke00210 (10:53:08 PM): AND DAMMIT I MISSED IT
Poke00210 (10:54:26 PM): expedia!
Poke00210 (10:54:29 PM): dot com!
Poke00210 (10:54:42 PM): dr. vegas!
Poke00210 (10:54:47 PM): gotta milk it for all you an
Poke00210 (10:54:50 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (10:54:55 PM): next week on the amazing race
Poke00210 (10:54:59 PM): "peniless moms"
Poke00210 (10:55:13 PM): blah blah, we're colin and christie
Poke00210 (10:55:22 PM): ooh, where'd your 12 hour lead go, bitches?!?
Poke00210 (10:55:34 PM): ewss, that soldier chick is nasty
Poke00210 (10:55:45 PM): OK there you go... enjoy until next week
Poke00210 (10:55:48 PM): go giants
