Monday, August 23, 2004

 

Public - 3:16 PM

JIMMY UPDATE: the amazing race 5 is finished, chip/useless beat out cock/christie and pussy/nicole. that was the only TV show i wanted to watch all year, and now it's over. But now there are a few new shows which have piqued my curiosity.. watched Lost last night, which was prety good... checked out LAX a couple of weeks ago, but i think it's gonna blow its load before the season finale. The Clubhouse is premiering this weekend, Dr. Vegas this friday? joan of arcadia looked hot too, even though it's not a new show

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poke00210 = me
genn13 = jenny, friend from junior high

Poke00210 (2:30:17 PM): how're you?
genn13 (2:30:33 PM): i am ok
genn13 (2:30:42 PM): i joined weight watchers
Poke00210 (2:31:08 PM): that's good. BUT YOU'RE NOT FAT
genn13 (2:32:22 PM): i need to lose ten more lbs at least and i will be happy
Poke00210 (2:32:38 PM): yeah OK
Poke00210 (2:32:51 PM): well, i still think you're the greatest, even if you're fat
genn13 (2:46:05 PM): thanks sweety
Poke00210 (2:46:27 PM): fat vietnamese chicks are the best anyway
Poke00210 (2:46:38 PM): got a haircut @ Kim's in the eastside
genn13 (2:46:49 PM): hows it look
Poke00210 (2:46:55 PM): that Vietnamilf who waxed my back last time wasn't so hot this time around
genn13 (2:47:04 PM): ahhhaa
Poke00210 (2:47:09 PM): short on the sides w/a fade... i'm not totally asian, but i'm on the way
genn13 (2:47:14 PM): she probably thought the same with you when she was waxing your back
Poke00210 (2:47:26 PM): she was kinda chubby
genn13 (2:48:28 PM): so you like that
Poke00210 (2:48:46 PM): yeah i guess so
Poke00210 (2:48:59 PM): are you gonna cancel your jenny craig watchers now?
genn13 (2:51:58 PM): no

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Oh, and I've been banned from the Gold Club for the next few weeks. I allegedly called a waitress a cunt, and they apparently don't like that. it's not that i wouldn't put it past myself, but i genuinely don't remember saying it

and yes, i was drunk @ the time, but when i'm reminded of my drunken actions, i immediately remember them. not this time, tho'

So I've been banned from the Gold Club for the next few weeks.

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if you'll take the time to notice, you'll see that i've been goofing off online all this time. i.e., examine the timestamps on jenny's chat replay and then on jason's chat replay

poke00210 = me goddamit
jasonilima = friend jason from jr high

Poke00210 (4:04:02 PM): Whittaker won the largest single jackpot in the nation's history when he hit a $314.9 million Powerball jackpot on Christmas Day 2002. He chose to accept a lump sum of about $113 million after taxes.
Poke00210 (4:04:04 PM): WTF
Poke00210 (4:04:18 PM): the government took over $200 million in taxes?1?
JasonILima (4:04:34 PM): 314.9 mil is one huge fuck of a capital gain.
Poke00210 (4:04:57 PM): i guess so but fuck man, so are food stamps

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Still goofin' off.

poke00210 = University of California Marching Band Glockenspiel Alumnus, Filipino, Rabid Republican
peaceoutforlife = University of California Marching Band Glockenspiel, Filipina, pretty goddam liberal

PeaceOutForLife (4:18:49 PM): Hi
Poke00210 (4:18:53 PM): howdy
PeaceOutForLife (4:18:56 PM): You're signed up for the Oregon State trip
Poke00210 (4:19:05 PM): whoa
Poke00210 (4:19:42 PM): i was just about to tell you taht i'm going to OSU
PeaceOutForLife (4:20:04 PM): Really?@?!?!?!?
PeaceOutForLife (4:20:06 PM): Wow!!!!
Poke00210 (4:20:16 PM): yeah, my friend just booked our motel rooms
PeaceOutForLife (4:20:24 PM): dude
PeaceOutForLife (4:20:25 PM): that's awesome!
Poke00210 (4:20:26 PM): that's cool
PeaceOutForLife (4:20:31 PM): You have a car!
PeaceOutForLife (4:20:36 PM): You can take us around Corvallis!
Poke00210 (4:21:29 PM): hmm
Poke00210 (4:21:34 PM): sure
Poke00210 (4:21:55 PM): you going? who else?
Poke00210 (4:23:11 PM): actually what other alums are signed up to go?
Poke00210 (4:23:16 PM): and who signed me up?
PeaceOutForLife (4:23:26 PM): hehe, it was a joke actually
PeaceOutForLife (4:23:34 PM): But I'm signed up to go
Poke00210 (4:23:37 PM): this is like some calband tradition that comes up every once in a while... sign up the alums that only the old people will recognize
PeaceOutForLife (4:23:46 PM): yeah, that's how it is
Poke00210 (4:24:01 PM): nice to know you kids still care
PeaceOutForLife (4:24:15 PM): You're a glockenspiel
PeaceOutForLife (4:24:19 PM): You're crazy
Poke00210 (4:24:31 PM): you only have a few years before you become a glock alum
Poke00210 (4:24:36 PM): it's crazy shit, i think you'll like it
Poke00210 (4:24:56 PM): well shit, let's drink up in Covallis then
Poke00210 (4:25:00 PM): not too much else to do there
PeaceOutForLife (4:25:54 PM): hahahah
PeaceOutForLife (4:25:57 PM): I'm down with that
Poke00210 (4:27:30 PM): OK gotta get back to work...

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