Sunday, August 29, 2004
Public - 5:10 PM
SPECIAL DOUBLEHEADER EDITION OF THE 3AM CRITICIZING OF THE AMAZING RACE 5!!!
Dearest Mirna...
I miss you dearly, and Nooneh still has no idea
Yours,
James
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Poke00210 (3:21:19 PM): hello dere
“Poke00210” is away from the computer as of 3:21:23 PM.
Poke00210 (3:22:04 PM): please to be staying tuned for The Amazing Race 5
Poke00210 (3:22:07 PM): !
Poke00210 (3:22:31 PM): This is from two weeks ago when Charla and Mirna were eliminated
Poke00210 (3:22:34 PM): =(
Poke00210 (3:22:45 PM): (three weeks ago) on the amazing race
Poke00210 (3:22:53 PM): aww yeah, bowlign moms
Poke00210 (3:22:56 PM): hey i have that shirt
Poke00210 (3:23:03 PM): today. i'm wearing that bowling shirt today
Poke00210 (3:23:36 PM): LOL brothers UNABLE TO FINISH
Poke00210 (3:23:44 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (3:23:46 PM): AMAZING!
Poke00210 (3:23:52 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (3:23:54 PM): AMAZING!
Poke00210 (3:24:01 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (3:24:08 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (3:24:12 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (3:24:19 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (3:24:20 PM): AMAZING
Poke00210 (3:25:23 PM): howdoyou.com?
Poke00210 (3:26:01 PM): OK and now mom is fast forwarding the show
Poke00210 (3:27:11 PM): This is Luxor
Poke00210 (3:27:15 PM): LUXOR!
Poke00210 (3:27:42 PM): Yeah teams arrived here... EXCEPT THE BROTHERS
Poke00210 (3:27:56 PM): colin/christie first to depart @ 533am
Poke00210 (3:28:06 PM): Fly to Nairobi, Kenya!
Poke00210 (3:28:11 PM): LUXOR!
Poke00210 (3:28:47 PM): i hate that kevin bacon lookin POS
Poke00210 (3:28:56 PM): chip/kim 2nd to depart 601am
Poke00210 (3:29:05 PM): i like these negros
Poke00210 (3:29:07 PM): negroes?
Poke00210 (3:29:14 PM): kami/karli 3rd to depart 603am
Poke00210 (3:29:31 PM): oh, they didn't look too bad in that shot
Poke00210 (3:29:45 PM): brandon/nicole 4th to depart 610am
Poke00210 (3:29:54 PM): yes, you love Jesus, we get it
Poke00210 (3:29:57 PM): FREAK
Poke00210 (3:30:23 PM): charla/mirna! fifth to depart 628am
Poke00210 (3:30:42 PM): ooh hi mirna!
Poke00210 (3:30:58 PM): linda/karen 6th to depart 633am
Poke00210 (3:31:08 PM): they were only 5 minutes behind team armenia?
Poke00210 (3:32:02 PM): LOL 7am is delayed
Poke00210 (3:32:14 PM): OK everybody is on the 7am flight
Poke00210 (3:32:26 PM): nice job jerry bruckheimer productions
Poke00210 (3:32:28 PM): yay muslims
Poke00210 (3:32:46 PM): OK and now she's talking american-to-foreigner speak to her cousin
Poke00210 (3:32:59 PM): her armenian cousin, who, i'd like to point out, i will marry
Poke00210 (3:33:04 PM): provided that nooneh lets me
Poke00210 (3:33:15 PM): i have those blue bowling shirts
Poke00210 (3:33:33 PM): crazy armenians
Poke00210 (3:33:52 PM): i'm gonna miss mirna
Poke00210 (3:34:11 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (3:34:14 PM): bitch, move out of the way
Poke00210 (3:34:32 PM): what a cunt, what kind of racing is that? standing in the doorway?
Poke00210 (3:35:03 PM): LOL they're really hellbent on beating charla and mirna
Poke00210 (3:35:05 PM): cunts
Poke00210 (3:35:23 PM): following the group, eh? nazi
Poke00210 (3:35:52 PM): =)
Poke00210 (3:35:58 PM): "charla and mirna are better"
Poke00210 (3:36:13 PM): colin's a fucking cunt! WTF!
Poke00210 (3:36:52 PM): i hate that cunt of a kevin bacon fucker
Poke00210 (3:37:15 PM): LOL they're hiding
Poke00210 (3:37:34 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (3:37:41 PM): "Do not help these Americans"
Poke00210 (3:37:49 PM): oh i like her
Poke00210 (3:38:36 PM): you did the swiss air because YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED
Poke00210 (3:38:53 PM): THAT'S THE FIRST SMART THING YOU'VE SAID ALL RACE, YES COLIN'S AN IDIOT
Poke00210 (3:39:11 PM): dammit, i can't believe that mirna's geting eliminated
Poke00210 (3:39:54 PM): Dr. Vegas!
Poke00210 (3:39:56 PM): Gulf Air!
Poke00210 (3:40:01 PM): yeah, you're idiots!
Poke00210 (3:40:21 PM): dammit
Poke00210 (3:40:33 PM): they all got on the flight
Poke00210 (3:41:16 PM): ooh yeah mirna-ing a half an hour earlier through Dubai
Poke00210 (3:41:35 PM): d'oh!
Poke00210 (3:41:36 PM): delayed
Poke00210 (3:41:46 PM): oh crap
Poke00210 (3:41:49 PM): delayed a couple of hours
Poke00210 (3:42:03 PM): oh i want to make out with mirna
Poke00210 (3:42:22 PM): i'd like to race to her Mystery Location
Poke00210 (3:42:25 PM): OK that was unnecessary
Poke00210 (3:42:38 PM): what a cock, "They're not here!"
Poke00210 (3:43:04 PM): umm, you were in africa at the beginning of the leg, black-dude
Poke00210 (3:43:17 PM): damn
Poke00210 (3:43:32 PM): mt. kilimanjaro
Poke00210 (3:43:46 PM): yeah, jesus freak, take your top off
Poke00210 (3:44:14 PM): tanzania-land!
Poke00210 (3:44:21 PM): dumb black dude, you were in africa
Poke00210 (3:44:36 PM): Mto Wa Mbu
Poke00210 (3:45:00 PM): "Wassup mah nigga!"
Poke00210 (3:45:37 PM): kami/karli in 3rd, brandon/nicole 4th
Poke00210 (3:46:14 PM): LOL yeah black dudes!
Poke00210 (3:46:42 PM): linda karen 5th
Poke00210 (3:46:48 PM): mirna and her cousin in 6th
Poke00210 (3:46:50 PM): last
Poke00210 (3:46:50 PM): dammit
Poke00210 (3:46:54 PM): got a bad feeling about this
Poke00210 (3:47:07 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons
Poke00210 (3:47:24 PM): buzzing or busy
Poke00210 (3:47:52 PM): yeah that's not a good idea, deliver chairs to momo addresses
Poke00210 (3:48:06 PM): oh you dumbfucks
Poke00210 (3:48:07 PM): don't do it
Poke00210 (3:48:24 PM): oh, yeah ask the natives
Poke00210 (3:48:30 PM): pig fuckers
Poke00210 (3:48:43 PM): yeah, perhaps you can speak african to them
Poke00210 (3:48:48 PM): mah nigga
Poke00210 (3:49:05 PM): dumb fuck
Poke00210 (3:49:23 PM): you stupid parasitic blondes
Poke00210 (3:49:25 PM): you're next
Poke00210 (3:49:29 PM): i hope you lose to the bowling moms
Poke00210 (3:49:38 PM): LOL $3
Poke00210 (3:50:19 PM): yay, themotherland!
Poke00210 (3:50:54 PM): LOL fuels ran out
Poke00210 (3:51:10 PM): yeah whatever, mirna's still getting elminated
Poke00210 (3:51:27 PM): whoa, bowling mom has a tattoo
Poke00210 (3:51:48 PM): "Lord, please help us get there"
Poke00210 (3:52:16 PM): i wanna make out w/mirna
Poke00210 (3:53:12 PM): aww yeah, "state's largest casino bound for the east bay"
Poke00210 (3:53:18 PM): can't hardly wait
Poke00210 (3:53:44 PM): LOL you pay twento for the fuel
Poke00210 (3:53:55 PM): colin/christie still in first
Poke00210 (3:54:03 PM): Find Kaviche Hotel
Poke00210 (3:54:11 PM): potty stop on 3rd bus
Poke00210 (3:54:33 PM): damn, they passed the mirna-mobile
Poke00210 (3:54:43 PM): i hate that fucker
Poke00210 (3:54:46 PM): hope he loses
Poke00210 (3:55:23 PM): dude, black dude, take his clue
Poke00210 (3:55:50 PM): dammit, i was hoping he'd kill them
Poke00210 (3:55:56 PM): martyr them
Poke00210 (3:56:20 PM): you weak-ass dumbtards
Poke00210 (3:56:29 PM): ooh, nice nicole butt
Poke00210 (3:56:42 PM): wow, everybody chose the furniture
Poke00210 (3:56:54 PM): Roadblock!
Poke00210 (3:57:07 PM): A Roadblock is a task that only one person can consume
Poke00210 (3:57:21 PM): whoa, eat an ostrich egg
Poke00210 (3:57:29 PM): whoa, equal to about 2 dozen chicken eggs
Poke00210 (3:58:06 PM): yeah, you bastard, no good
Poke00210 (3:58:09 PM): fucking stupid american
Poke00210 (3:58:20 PM): LOL you are a fucking dumbass
Poke00210 (3:58:24 PM): *and* you look like kevin bacon
Poke00210 (3:58:32 PM): what a momo
Poke00210 (3:58:41 PM): wasted two african delicacies
Poke00210 (3:58:53 PM): yeah, stupid nicki
Poke00210 (3:59:22 PM): dammit
Poke00210 (3:59:28 PM): lousy armenian chicks
Poke00210 (3:59:32 PM): got a bad feeling about this
Poke00210 (3:59:44 PM): "overflowed that bitch!"
Poke00210 (3:59:50 PM): yeah, you are a wonderful competitor
Poke00210 (4:01:32 PM): OK charla and mirna are still close behind
Poke00210 (4:02:10 PM): yeah stop whining you little bitch
Poke00210 (4:02:42 PM): yeah do it chip!
Poke00210 (4:02:56 PM): yay! the africans like me!
Poke00210 (4:03:09 PM): oh yes a flying fox
Poke00210 (4:03:32 PM): you whiny bitch
Poke00210 (4:03:50 PM): yeah colin bitch hurl
Poke00210 (4:04:03 PM): "colin's acting like a baby"
Poke00210 (4:04:18 PM): yeah you fucking girl! you let mirna catch up w/you
Poke00210 (4:04:35 PM): "you're gonna beat colin"
Poke00210 (4:04:42 PM): oh hi there blonde chick
Poke00210 (4:04:58 PM): you whiny bitch
Poke00210 (4:05:39 PM): oh my playtex bra commercial
Poke00210 (4:07:48 PM): dr vegas! fridays this fall!
Poke00210 (4:07:51 PM): go charla!
Poke00210 (4:08:05 PM): lots of people around the world are now thinking "What are these Crazy Americans doing?"
Poke00210 (4:08:34 PM): if i was mirna, 1) i'd take lots of showers, and 2) i'd try to get colin to hurl
Poke00210 (4:08:42 PM): and then i'd take another shower
Poke00210 (4:08:49 PM): because i have a nice butt
Poke00210 (4:09:00 PM): Chip/Kim team #1!
Poke00210 (4:09:14 PM): won a trip to latin america
Poke00210 (4:09:16 PM): yay!
Poke00210 (4:09:24 PM): nice that the africans won the trip in africa. to latin
Poke00210 (4:09:51 PM): hurl!
Poke00210 (4:10:08 PM): colin/christie team #2
Poke00210 (4:10:15 PM): fuckers, and you're disappointed?!?
Poke00210 (4:10:37 PM): charla looks broken
Poke00210 (4:10:42 PM): linda/karen, team #3!!!
Poke00210 (4:10:45 PM): nice job bowling moms
Poke00210 (4:10:56 PM): brandon/nicole team #4
Poke00210 (4:11:20 PM): oh man
Poke00210 (4:11:28 PM): they were close
Poke00210 (4:11:32 PM): kami/karli team #5
Poke00210 (4:11:34 PM): fuck
Poke00210 (4:11:36 PM): Fuck
Poke00210 (4:11:38 PM): FUCK
Poke00210 (4:11:47 PM): FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Poke00210 (4:11:50 PM): FUCK THIS SHOW
Poke00210 (4:12:03 PM): ooh hi mirna boobs
Poke00210 (4:12:19 PM): shit, "sorry to tell you you've been eliminated from teh race"
Poke00210 (4:13:04 PM): OK now phil's crying
Poke00210 (4:13:20 PM): now that's unprecedented
Poke00210 (4:13:37 PM): stay chuned from scenes from our next episode
Poke00210 (4:14:21 PM): oh what's this, you're getting a DOUBLEHEADER!!!!!
Poke00210 (4:15:16 PM): man, phil cried! charla and mirna were by far the preferred team of these our united states
Poke00210 (4:15:23 PM): i miss mirna
Poke00210 (4:15:42 PM): and now i just want colin/christie to LOSE
Poke00210 (4:16:11 PM): Previously on the Amazing Race
Poke00210 (4:16:15 PM): LUXOR!
Poke00210 (4:16:43 PM): "Chip and Kim felt right at home"
Poke00210 (4:17:11 PM): that's because Colin IS A GAWKY BITCH BOY
Poke00210 (4:17:23 PM): oh hi mirna boobs
Poke00210 (4:17:41 PM): oh ni nicole
Poke00210 (4:17:46 PM): hi mirna
Poke00210 (4:18:01 PM): oh hi marsha
Poke00210 (4:18:04 PM): OH DAMMIT
Poke00210 (4:18:07 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (4:18:09 PM): AMAZING!
Poke00210 (4:18:19 PM): A! MAZE! ING! AMAZING!
Poke00210 (4:18:38 PM): OK i gotta fast forward this one myself
Poke00210 (4:19:08 PM): hii, hot gap commercial again
Poke00210 (4:19:19 PM): i mean hmm
Poke00210 (4:19:30 PM): OK that was a semi-cute cat food commercial
Poke00210 (4:20:23 PM): oh. KY commercial
Poke00210 (4:20:58 PM): Will chip and kim continue to chew up the competition?
Poke00210 (4:21:08 PM): chip/kim first to depart 242am
Poke00210 (4:21:32 PM): take taxi to airport, then to nairobi, then back to dubai
Poke00210 (4:21:53 PM): yes, kim because you are worthless
Poke00210 (4:22:00 PM): colin/christie 2nd to depart @3am
Poke00210 (4:22:39 PM): OK i'd pull for the bowling moms now too because they sided w/mirna
Poke00210 (4:22:54 PM): oh bowling moms departed, so did the christians
Poke00210 (4:23:15 PM): funny how the least aggressive team really was behind the christians
Poke00210 (4:23:32 PM): oh, are you JUST NOW REALIZING THAT YOU CAN'T FLY OFF THE HANDLE WHEN RACING YOU DUMB CUNTS?!?
Poke00210 (4:23:39 PM): bitch
Poke00210 (4:23:56 PM): LOL bowling moms just past colin/christie
Poke00210 (4:24:15 PM): kevin bacon pieceof shit
Poke00210 (4:24:21 PM): "you drive slower than my grandma?
Poke00210 (4:24:22 PM): "
Poke00210 (4:24:26 PM): what a cock
Poke00210 (4:24:51 PM): OK christie needs a spanking
Poke00210 (4:25:01 PM): LOL you have a flat you dumb bastard!
Poke00210 (4:25:06 PM): Very Bad!
Poke00210 (4:25:09 PM): Bad african!
Poke00210 (4:25:22 PM): what a cock
Poke00210 (4:25:31 PM): "we need your spare tire":
Poke00210 (4:25:34 PM): what a cock master
Poke00210 (4:25:50 PM): you dumb bitch, how have you lasted this long w/o seeing these things?
Poke00210 (4:26:25 PM): what a couple of bitches, you stop for the cock master, but not for your former allies the bowling moms
Poke00210 (4:26:29 PM): you dumb bitches
Poke00210 (4:26:32 PM): you're fucked
Poke00210 (4:26:37 PM): oh, if colin doesn't stop....
Poke00210 (4:26:43 PM): you stupid cock
Poke00210 (4:26:50 PM): "that's what y'all get for driving so fast
Poke00210 (4:26:54 PM): what an asshole
Poke00210 (4:27:27 PM): hey, you start contributing, you can have a say in the tips, OK?
Poke00210 (4:28:35 PM): yeah you hot jew-christian chick
Poke00210 (4:28:43 PM): take off your tank top
Poke00210 (4:29:12 PM): ooh yeah raped
Poke00210 (4:29:41 PM): i hope one of the useless teams gets i nlast place for this non-elimination leg
Poke00210 (4:29:49 PM): ha ha colin/christie in fourth
Poke00210 (4:30:01 PM): what a cock
Poke00210 (4:30:29 PM): oh kick his ass african-dude
Poke00210 (4:30:57 PM): oh yes, african dude bringing the heat
Poke00210 (4:31:29 PM): oh sweet, arrest him!
Poke00210 (4:31:49 PM): oh sweet! going to the police station!
Poke00210 (4:32:04 PM): LOL Do you know how to speak swahili
Poke00210 (4:32:20 PM): Hakuna Matata
Poke00210 (4:32:55 PM): black dude: "The team that's going to destroy colin and christie, is colin and christie!"
Poke00210 (4:32:58 PM): hello dere!
Poke00210 (4:33:31 PM): dumb american
Poke00210 (4:33:44 PM): dude, arrest him!
Poke00210 (4:34:01 PM): ooh hi texas
Poke00210 (4:34:16 PM): arrest him!
Poke00210 (4:34:19 PM): shoot him!
Poke00210 (4:34:31 PM): you stupid fuck, yeah go up against the police
Poke00210 (4:35:22 PM): ooh ella enchanted
Poke00210 (4:35:33 PM): i think anne hathaway should make the top 5
Poke00210 (4:36:34 PM): anne hathaway is 22!
Poke00210 (4:36:37 PM): oh yes
Poke00210 (4:36:50 PM): oh please please please arest him
Poke00210 (4:37:05 PM): dumbfuck
Poke00210 (4:37:21 PM): she can't support you because you're a goddam fucktard
Poke00210 (4:37:27 PM): FUCK TARD
Poke00210 (4:37:41 PM): oh, *now* nobody likes colin
Poke00210 (4:37:45 PM): you dumb sheeple
Poke00210 (4:37:56 PM): i ihope the bowling moms win now
Poke00210 (4:38:00 PM): heh, good luck
Poke00210 (4:39:57 PM): ooh moms gonna make the dubai flight?
Poke00210 (4:40:04 PM): d'oh
Poke00210 (4:40:06 PM): they didn't get it
Poke00210 (4:40:21 PM): shit, 5 hours behind
Poke00210 (4:40:30 PM): and those are stupid looking bowling shirts
Poke00210 (4:40:37 PM): yay, arabs
Poke00210 (4:40:54 PM): yay, muslims!
Poke00210 (4:41:04 PM): yay, asshole and his teammate christie
Poke00210 (4:41:53 PM): oh sweet
Poke00210 (4:42:00 PM): that's a hard core hotel
Poke00210 (4:42:11 PM): LOL you missed your shit
Poke00210 (4:42:21 PM): now the bowling moms are gonna catch up
Poke00210 (4:42:43 PM): lucky that the teams didn't make it before 6
Poke00210 (4:43:13 PM): dem a-rabs sho' can build hotels
Poke00210 (4:43:31 PM): must take ferry to Dhow boat
Poke00210 (4:43:39 PM): cap'n abdul!
Poke00210 (4:44:09 PM): dammit, bolwing moms in last again
Poke00210 (4:44:15 PM): LOL take that colin bitch
Poke00210 (4:44:21 PM): i wanna dry hump christie
Poke00210 (4:45:21 PM): dem crazy dudes always giving money way
Poke00210 (4:45:26 PM): away
Poke00210 (4:45:51 PM): cap'n abdul!
Poke00210 (4:46:02 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons
Poke00210 (4:46:07 PM): Off plane or off road
Poke00210 (4:46:24 PM): OK skydiving or stand in front of a car and let yourself get hit
Poke00210 (4:46:31 PM): OK just kidding
Poke00210 (4:46:44 PM): oh sweet, off road in a 4x4
Poke00210 (4:46:54 PM): oh shit, can get stick in the sand
Poke00210 (4:46:56 PM): stuck
Poke00210 (4:47:04 PM): hmm, gonna do the offroad
Poke00210 (4:48:02 PM): what a cock, he almost did get hit by the car
Poke00210 (4:48:19 PM): damn, chip/kim in last
Poke00210 (4:48:47 PM): "I definitely know how to offroad a car"
Poke00210 (4:48:50 PM): too bad you're a cock
Poke00210 (4:49:42 PM): you m ake bad choices because you're retarded, not because your rash
Poke00210 (4:49:47 PM): you're rash
Poke00210 (4:49:48 PM): shit
Poke00210 (4:51:44 PM): I am a californian!
Poke00210 (4:52:03 PM): oh hello you, i'd like to do your thing too
Poke00210 (4:53:24 PM): oh colin you bitch, i hope you get last because your cocky ass thinks he can offroad
Poke00210 (4:54:45 PM): yeah see, he was somewhat charming and got his shit
Poke00210 (4:54:50 PM): yay offroading moms
Poke00210 (4:55:10 PM): sweet! old dueling people
Poke00210 (4:55:36 PM): LOL oh they're not stuck
Poke00210 (4:56:55 PM): OK you made it, but you're still a cockmaster
Poke00210 (4:57:50 PM): yay, happy camel!
Poke00210 (4:58:00 PM): camellin' and GPSin'
Poke00210 (4:58:46 PM): LOL and now they're really stuck
Poke00210 (5:00:34 PM): OK so what that safeway commercial is saying, it's OK to get kicked in my face by a horse
Poke00210 (5:00:40 PM): dude, i'm on it
Poke00210 (5:00:53 PM): how about camille a/o katie
Poke00210 (5:01:44 PM): yeah, you're stilll a cock
Poke00210 (5:01:58 PM): DAMMIT I HATE THAT PIGFUCKER
Poke00210 (5:02:03 PM): colin/christie team #1
Poke00210 (5:02:28 PM): brandon/nicole team #2
Poke00210 (5:03:37 PM): c'mon old people
Poke00210 (5:03:58 PM): OK maybe the camels will fuck up kami and karli
Poke00210 (5:04:47 PM): chip team #3
Poke00210 (5:04:53 PM): oh, and kim too, but fuck she's useless
Poke00210 (5:05:32 PM): oh go bowling moms!
Poke00210 (5:05:36 PM): nice
Poke00210 (5:05:39 PM): linda/karen team #4
Poke00210 (5:05:53 PM): well, i wouldn't go so far as to say you could win
Poke00210 (5:06:02 PM): kami/karli last team to arrive
Poke00210 (5:06:12 PM): yeah, no shit it's a non-elimination
Poke00210 (5:06:23 PM): "we have boobs"
Poke00210 (5:06:55 PM): if i knew i was gonna be last i'd stick some money in my pooper and tell phil, "you want it? go an dget it baby!"
Poke00210 (5:07:03 PM): but knowing my luck...
Poke00210 (5:07:05 PM): he'd...
Poke00210 (5:07:07 PM): well...
Poke00210 (5:07:18 PM): ooh, hi cute college chick in a wal-mart commercial
Poke00210 (5:07:25 PM): she kinda looks like the engineer-chick
Poke00210 (5:07:50 PM): on the next episode
Poke00210 (5:07:57 PM): sweet, i was supposed to stay chuned
Poke00210 (5:08:15 PM): OK nice job with the spoiler, phil
Poke00210 (5:08:23 PM): gonna make a team cut off their hair
Poke00210 (5:08:44 PM): OK that's all for now, gonna have dinner w/my grandparents as my lola just turned 77
“Poke00210” is back at the computer as of 5:09:10 PM.
Dearest Mirna...
I miss you dearly, and Nooneh still has no idea
Yours,
James
**********
Poke00210 (3:21:19 PM): hello dere
“Poke00210” is away from the computer as of 3:21:23 PM.
Poke00210 (3:22:04 PM): please to be staying tuned for The Amazing Race 5
Poke00210 (3:22:07 PM): !
Poke00210 (3:22:31 PM): This is from two weeks ago when Charla and Mirna were eliminated
Poke00210 (3:22:34 PM): =(
Poke00210 (3:22:45 PM): (three weeks ago) on the amazing race
Poke00210 (3:22:53 PM): aww yeah, bowlign moms
Poke00210 (3:22:56 PM): hey i have that shirt
Poke00210 (3:23:03 PM): today. i'm wearing that bowling shirt today
Poke00210 (3:23:36 PM): LOL brothers UNABLE TO FINISH
Poke00210 (3:23:44 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (3:23:46 PM): AMAZING!
Poke00210 (3:23:52 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (3:23:54 PM): AMAZING!
Poke00210 (3:24:01 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (3:24:08 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (3:24:12 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (3:24:19 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (3:24:20 PM): AMAZING
Poke00210 (3:25:23 PM): howdoyou.com?
Poke00210 (3:26:01 PM): OK and now mom is fast forwarding the show
Poke00210 (3:27:11 PM): This is Luxor
Poke00210 (3:27:15 PM): LUXOR!
Poke00210 (3:27:42 PM): Yeah teams arrived here... EXCEPT THE BROTHERS
Poke00210 (3:27:56 PM): colin/christie first to depart @ 533am
Poke00210 (3:28:06 PM): Fly to Nairobi, Kenya!
Poke00210 (3:28:11 PM): LUXOR!
Poke00210 (3:28:47 PM): i hate that kevin bacon lookin POS
Poke00210 (3:28:56 PM): chip/kim 2nd to depart 601am
Poke00210 (3:29:05 PM): i like these negros
Poke00210 (3:29:07 PM): negroes?
Poke00210 (3:29:14 PM): kami/karli 3rd to depart 603am
Poke00210 (3:29:31 PM): oh, they didn't look too bad in that shot
Poke00210 (3:29:45 PM): brandon/nicole 4th to depart 610am
Poke00210 (3:29:54 PM): yes, you love Jesus, we get it
Poke00210 (3:29:57 PM): FREAK
Poke00210 (3:30:23 PM): charla/mirna! fifth to depart 628am
Poke00210 (3:30:42 PM): ooh hi mirna!
Poke00210 (3:30:58 PM): linda/karen 6th to depart 633am
Poke00210 (3:31:08 PM): they were only 5 minutes behind team armenia?
Poke00210 (3:32:02 PM): LOL 7am is delayed
Poke00210 (3:32:14 PM): OK everybody is on the 7am flight
Poke00210 (3:32:26 PM): nice job jerry bruckheimer productions
Poke00210 (3:32:28 PM): yay muslims
Poke00210 (3:32:46 PM): OK and now she's talking american-to-foreigner speak to her cousin
Poke00210 (3:32:59 PM): her armenian cousin, who, i'd like to point out, i will marry
Poke00210 (3:33:04 PM): provided that nooneh lets me
Poke00210 (3:33:15 PM): i have those blue bowling shirts
Poke00210 (3:33:33 PM): crazy armenians
Poke00210 (3:33:52 PM): i'm gonna miss mirna
Poke00210 (3:34:11 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (3:34:14 PM): bitch, move out of the way
Poke00210 (3:34:32 PM): what a cunt, what kind of racing is that? standing in the doorway?
Poke00210 (3:35:03 PM): LOL they're really hellbent on beating charla and mirna
Poke00210 (3:35:05 PM): cunts
Poke00210 (3:35:23 PM): following the group, eh? nazi
Poke00210 (3:35:52 PM): =)
Poke00210 (3:35:58 PM): "charla and mirna are better"
Poke00210 (3:36:13 PM): colin's a fucking cunt! WTF!
Poke00210 (3:36:52 PM): i hate that cunt of a kevin bacon fucker
Poke00210 (3:37:15 PM): LOL they're hiding
Poke00210 (3:37:34 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (3:37:41 PM): "Do not help these Americans"
Poke00210 (3:37:49 PM): oh i like her
Poke00210 (3:38:36 PM): you did the swiss air because YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED
Poke00210 (3:38:53 PM): THAT'S THE FIRST SMART THING YOU'VE SAID ALL RACE, YES COLIN'S AN IDIOT
Poke00210 (3:39:11 PM): dammit, i can't believe that mirna's geting eliminated
Poke00210 (3:39:54 PM): Dr. Vegas!
Poke00210 (3:39:56 PM): Gulf Air!
Poke00210 (3:40:01 PM): yeah, you're idiots!
Poke00210 (3:40:21 PM): dammit
Poke00210 (3:40:33 PM): they all got on the flight
Poke00210 (3:41:16 PM): ooh yeah mirna-ing a half an hour earlier through Dubai
Poke00210 (3:41:35 PM): d'oh!
Poke00210 (3:41:36 PM): delayed
Poke00210 (3:41:46 PM): oh crap
Poke00210 (3:41:49 PM): delayed a couple of hours
Poke00210 (3:42:03 PM): oh i want to make out with mirna
Poke00210 (3:42:22 PM): i'd like to race to her Mystery Location
Poke00210 (3:42:25 PM): OK that was unnecessary
Poke00210 (3:42:38 PM): what a cock, "They're not here!"
Poke00210 (3:43:04 PM): umm, you were in africa at the beginning of the leg, black-dude
Poke00210 (3:43:17 PM): damn
Poke00210 (3:43:32 PM): mt. kilimanjaro
Poke00210 (3:43:46 PM): yeah, jesus freak, take your top off
Poke00210 (3:44:14 PM): tanzania-land!
Poke00210 (3:44:21 PM): dumb black dude, you were in africa
Poke00210 (3:44:36 PM): Mto Wa Mbu
Poke00210 (3:45:00 PM): "Wassup mah nigga!"
Poke00210 (3:45:37 PM): kami/karli in 3rd, brandon/nicole 4th
Poke00210 (3:46:14 PM): LOL yeah black dudes!
Poke00210 (3:46:42 PM): linda karen 5th
Poke00210 (3:46:48 PM): mirna and her cousin in 6th
Poke00210 (3:46:50 PM): last
Poke00210 (3:46:50 PM): dammit
Poke00210 (3:46:54 PM): got a bad feeling about this
Poke00210 (3:47:07 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons
Poke00210 (3:47:24 PM): buzzing or busy
Poke00210 (3:47:52 PM): yeah that's not a good idea, deliver chairs to momo addresses
Poke00210 (3:48:06 PM): oh you dumbfucks
Poke00210 (3:48:07 PM): don't do it
Poke00210 (3:48:24 PM): oh, yeah ask the natives
Poke00210 (3:48:30 PM): pig fuckers
Poke00210 (3:48:43 PM): yeah, perhaps you can speak african to them
Poke00210 (3:48:48 PM): mah nigga
Poke00210 (3:49:05 PM): dumb fuck
Poke00210 (3:49:23 PM): you stupid parasitic blondes
Poke00210 (3:49:25 PM): you're next
Poke00210 (3:49:29 PM): i hope you lose to the bowling moms
Poke00210 (3:49:38 PM): LOL $3
Poke00210 (3:50:19 PM): yay, themotherland!
Poke00210 (3:50:54 PM): LOL fuels ran out
Poke00210 (3:51:10 PM): yeah whatever, mirna's still getting elminated
Poke00210 (3:51:27 PM): whoa, bowling mom has a tattoo
Poke00210 (3:51:48 PM): "Lord, please help us get there"
Poke00210 (3:52:16 PM): i wanna make out w/mirna
Poke00210 (3:53:12 PM): aww yeah, "state's largest casino bound for the east bay"
Poke00210 (3:53:18 PM): can't hardly wait
Poke00210 (3:53:44 PM): LOL you pay twento for the fuel
Poke00210 (3:53:55 PM): colin/christie still in first
Poke00210 (3:54:03 PM): Find Kaviche Hotel
Poke00210 (3:54:11 PM): potty stop on 3rd bus
Poke00210 (3:54:33 PM): damn, they passed the mirna-mobile
Poke00210 (3:54:43 PM): i hate that fucker
Poke00210 (3:54:46 PM): hope he loses
Poke00210 (3:55:23 PM): dude, black dude, take his clue
Poke00210 (3:55:50 PM): dammit, i was hoping he'd kill them
Poke00210 (3:55:56 PM): martyr them
Poke00210 (3:56:20 PM): you weak-ass dumbtards
Poke00210 (3:56:29 PM): ooh, nice nicole butt
Poke00210 (3:56:42 PM): wow, everybody chose the furniture
Poke00210 (3:56:54 PM): Roadblock!
Poke00210 (3:57:07 PM): A Roadblock is a task that only one person can consume
Poke00210 (3:57:21 PM): whoa, eat an ostrich egg
Poke00210 (3:57:29 PM): whoa, equal to about 2 dozen chicken eggs
Poke00210 (3:58:06 PM): yeah, you bastard, no good
Poke00210 (3:58:09 PM): fucking stupid american
Poke00210 (3:58:20 PM): LOL you are a fucking dumbass
Poke00210 (3:58:24 PM): *and* you look like kevin bacon
Poke00210 (3:58:32 PM): what a momo
Poke00210 (3:58:41 PM): wasted two african delicacies
Poke00210 (3:58:53 PM): yeah, stupid nicki
Poke00210 (3:59:22 PM): dammit
Poke00210 (3:59:28 PM): lousy armenian chicks
Poke00210 (3:59:32 PM): got a bad feeling about this
Poke00210 (3:59:44 PM): "overflowed that bitch!"
Poke00210 (3:59:50 PM): yeah, you are a wonderful competitor
Poke00210 (4:01:32 PM): OK charla and mirna are still close behind
Poke00210 (4:02:10 PM): yeah stop whining you little bitch
Poke00210 (4:02:42 PM): yeah do it chip!
Poke00210 (4:02:56 PM): yay! the africans like me!
Poke00210 (4:03:09 PM): oh yes a flying fox
Poke00210 (4:03:32 PM): you whiny bitch
Poke00210 (4:03:50 PM): yeah colin bitch hurl
Poke00210 (4:04:03 PM): "colin's acting like a baby"
Poke00210 (4:04:18 PM): yeah you fucking girl! you let mirna catch up w/you
Poke00210 (4:04:35 PM): "you're gonna beat colin"
Poke00210 (4:04:42 PM): oh hi there blonde chick
Poke00210 (4:04:58 PM): you whiny bitch
Poke00210 (4:05:39 PM): oh my playtex bra commercial
Poke00210 (4:07:48 PM): dr vegas! fridays this fall!
Poke00210 (4:07:51 PM): go charla!
Poke00210 (4:08:05 PM): lots of people around the world are now thinking "What are these Crazy Americans doing?"
Poke00210 (4:08:34 PM): if i was mirna, 1) i'd take lots of showers, and 2) i'd try to get colin to hurl
Poke00210 (4:08:42 PM): and then i'd take another shower
Poke00210 (4:08:49 PM): because i have a nice butt
Poke00210 (4:09:00 PM): Chip/Kim team #1!
Poke00210 (4:09:14 PM): won a trip to latin america
Poke00210 (4:09:16 PM): yay!
Poke00210 (4:09:24 PM): nice that the africans won the trip in africa. to latin
Poke00210 (4:09:51 PM): hurl!
Poke00210 (4:10:08 PM): colin/christie team #2
Poke00210 (4:10:15 PM): fuckers, and you're disappointed?!?
Poke00210 (4:10:37 PM): charla looks broken
Poke00210 (4:10:42 PM): linda/karen, team #3!!!
Poke00210 (4:10:45 PM): nice job bowling moms
Poke00210 (4:10:56 PM): brandon/nicole team #4
Poke00210 (4:11:20 PM): oh man
Poke00210 (4:11:28 PM): they were close
Poke00210 (4:11:32 PM): kami/karli team #5
Poke00210 (4:11:34 PM): fuck
Poke00210 (4:11:36 PM): Fuck
Poke00210 (4:11:38 PM): FUCK
Poke00210 (4:11:47 PM): FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Poke00210 (4:11:50 PM): FUCK THIS SHOW
Poke00210 (4:12:03 PM): ooh hi mirna boobs
Poke00210 (4:12:19 PM): shit, "sorry to tell you you've been eliminated from teh race"
Poke00210 (4:13:04 PM): OK now phil's crying
Poke00210 (4:13:20 PM): now that's unprecedented
Poke00210 (4:13:37 PM): stay chuned from scenes from our next episode
Poke00210 (4:14:21 PM): oh what's this, you're getting a DOUBLEHEADER!!!!!
Poke00210 (4:15:16 PM): man, phil cried! charla and mirna were by far the preferred team of these our united states
Poke00210 (4:15:23 PM): i miss mirna
Poke00210 (4:15:42 PM): and now i just want colin/christie to LOSE
Poke00210 (4:16:11 PM): Previously on the Amazing Race
Poke00210 (4:16:15 PM): LUXOR!
Poke00210 (4:16:43 PM): "Chip and Kim felt right at home"
Poke00210 (4:17:11 PM): that's because Colin IS A GAWKY BITCH BOY
Poke00210 (4:17:23 PM): oh hi mirna boobs
Poke00210 (4:17:41 PM): oh ni nicole
Poke00210 (4:17:46 PM): hi mirna
Poke00210 (4:18:01 PM): oh hi marsha
Poke00210 (4:18:04 PM): OH DAMMIT
Poke00210 (4:18:07 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (4:18:09 PM): AMAZING!
Poke00210 (4:18:19 PM): A! MAZE! ING! AMAZING!
Poke00210 (4:18:38 PM): OK i gotta fast forward this one myself
Poke00210 (4:19:08 PM): hii, hot gap commercial again
Poke00210 (4:19:19 PM): i mean hmm
Poke00210 (4:19:30 PM): OK that was a semi-cute cat food commercial
Poke00210 (4:20:23 PM): oh. KY commercial
Poke00210 (4:20:58 PM): Will chip and kim continue to chew up the competition?
Poke00210 (4:21:08 PM): chip/kim first to depart 242am
Poke00210 (4:21:32 PM): take taxi to airport, then to nairobi, then back to dubai
Poke00210 (4:21:53 PM): yes, kim because you are worthless
Poke00210 (4:22:00 PM): colin/christie 2nd to depart @3am
Poke00210 (4:22:39 PM): OK i'd pull for the bowling moms now too because they sided w/mirna
Poke00210 (4:22:54 PM): oh bowling moms departed, so did the christians
Poke00210 (4:23:15 PM): funny how the least aggressive team really was behind the christians
Poke00210 (4:23:32 PM): oh, are you JUST NOW REALIZING THAT YOU CAN'T FLY OFF THE HANDLE WHEN RACING YOU DUMB CUNTS?!?
Poke00210 (4:23:39 PM): bitch
Poke00210 (4:23:56 PM): LOL bowling moms just past colin/christie
Poke00210 (4:24:15 PM): kevin bacon pieceof shit
Poke00210 (4:24:21 PM): "you drive slower than my grandma?
Poke00210 (4:24:22 PM): "
Poke00210 (4:24:26 PM): what a cock
Poke00210 (4:24:51 PM): OK christie needs a spanking
Poke00210 (4:25:01 PM): LOL you have a flat you dumb bastard!
Poke00210 (4:25:06 PM): Very Bad!
Poke00210 (4:25:09 PM): Bad african!
Poke00210 (4:25:22 PM): what a cock
Poke00210 (4:25:31 PM): "we need your spare tire":
Poke00210 (4:25:34 PM): what a cock master
Poke00210 (4:25:50 PM): you dumb bitch, how have you lasted this long w/o seeing these things?
Poke00210 (4:26:25 PM): what a couple of bitches, you stop for the cock master, but not for your former allies the bowling moms
Poke00210 (4:26:29 PM): you dumb bitches
Poke00210 (4:26:32 PM): you're fucked
Poke00210 (4:26:37 PM): oh, if colin doesn't stop....
Poke00210 (4:26:43 PM): you stupid cock
Poke00210 (4:26:50 PM): "that's what y'all get for driving so fast
Poke00210 (4:26:54 PM): what an asshole
Poke00210 (4:27:27 PM): hey, you start contributing, you can have a say in the tips, OK?
Poke00210 (4:28:35 PM): yeah you hot jew-christian chick
Poke00210 (4:28:43 PM): take off your tank top
Poke00210 (4:29:12 PM): ooh yeah raped
Poke00210 (4:29:41 PM): i hope one of the useless teams gets i nlast place for this non-elimination leg
Poke00210 (4:29:49 PM): ha ha colin/christie in fourth
Poke00210 (4:30:01 PM): what a cock
Poke00210 (4:30:29 PM): oh kick his ass african-dude
Poke00210 (4:30:57 PM): oh yes, african dude bringing the heat
Poke00210 (4:31:29 PM): oh sweet, arrest him!
Poke00210 (4:31:49 PM): oh sweet! going to the police station!
Poke00210 (4:32:04 PM): LOL Do you know how to speak swahili
Poke00210 (4:32:20 PM): Hakuna Matata
Poke00210 (4:32:55 PM): black dude: "The team that's going to destroy colin and christie, is colin and christie!"
Poke00210 (4:32:58 PM): hello dere!
Poke00210 (4:33:31 PM): dumb american
Poke00210 (4:33:44 PM): dude, arrest him!
Poke00210 (4:34:01 PM): ooh hi texas
Poke00210 (4:34:16 PM): arrest him!
Poke00210 (4:34:19 PM): shoot him!
Poke00210 (4:34:31 PM): you stupid fuck, yeah go up against the police
Poke00210 (4:35:22 PM): ooh ella enchanted
Poke00210 (4:35:33 PM): i think anne hathaway should make the top 5
Poke00210 (4:36:34 PM): anne hathaway is 22!
Poke00210 (4:36:37 PM): oh yes
Poke00210 (4:36:50 PM): oh please please please arest him
Poke00210 (4:37:05 PM): dumbfuck
Poke00210 (4:37:21 PM): she can't support you because you're a goddam fucktard
Poke00210 (4:37:27 PM): FUCK TARD
Poke00210 (4:37:41 PM): oh, *now* nobody likes colin
Poke00210 (4:37:45 PM): you dumb sheeple
Poke00210 (4:37:56 PM): i ihope the bowling moms win now
Poke00210 (4:38:00 PM): heh, good luck
Poke00210 (4:39:57 PM): ooh moms gonna make the dubai flight?
Poke00210 (4:40:04 PM): d'oh
Poke00210 (4:40:06 PM): they didn't get it
Poke00210 (4:40:21 PM): shit, 5 hours behind
Poke00210 (4:40:30 PM): and those are stupid looking bowling shirts
Poke00210 (4:40:37 PM): yay, arabs
Poke00210 (4:40:54 PM): yay, muslims!
Poke00210 (4:41:04 PM): yay, asshole and his teammate christie
Poke00210 (4:41:53 PM): oh sweet
Poke00210 (4:42:00 PM): that's a hard core hotel
Poke00210 (4:42:11 PM): LOL you missed your shit
Poke00210 (4:42:21 PM): now the bowling moms are gonna catch up
Poke00210 (4:42:43 PM): lucky that the teams didn't make it before 6
Poke00210 (4:43:13 PM): dem a-rabs sho' can build hotels
Poke00210 (4:43:31 PM): must take ferry to Dhow boat
Poke00210 (4:43:39 PM): cap'n abdul!
Poke00210 (4:44:09 PM): dammit, bolwing moms in last again
Poke00210 (4:44:15 PM): LOL take that colin bitch
Poke00210 (4:44:21 PM): i wanna dry hump christie
Poke00210 (4:45:21 PM): dem crazy dudes always giving money way
Poke00210 (4:45:26 PM): away
Poke00210 (4:45:51 PM): cap'n abdul!
Poke00210 (4:46:02 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons
Poke00210 (4:46:07 PM): Off plane or off road
Poke00210 (4:46:24 PM): OK skydiving or stand in front of a car and let yourself get hit
Poke00210 (4:46:31 PM): OK just kidding
Poke00210 (4:46:44 PM): oh sweet, off road in a 4x4
Poke00210 (4:46:54 PM): oh shit, can get stick in the sand
Poke00210 (4:46:56 PM): stuck
Poke00210 (4:47:04 PM): hmm, gonna do the offroad
Poke00210 (4:48:02 PM): what a cock, he almost did get hit by the car
Poke00210 (4:48:19 PM): damn, chip/kim in last
Poke00210 (4:48:47 PM): "I definitely know how to offroad a car"
Poke00210 (4:48:50 PM): too bad you're a cock
Poke00210 (4:49:42 PM): you m ake bad choices because you're retarded, not because your rash
Poke00210 (4:49:47 PM): you're rash
Poke00210 (4:49:48 PM): shit
Poke00210 (4:51:44 PM): I am a californian!
Poke00210 (4:52:03 PM): oh hello you, i'd like to do your thing too
Poke00210 (4:53:24 PM): oh colin you bitch, i hope you get last because your cocky ass thinks he can offroad
Poke00210 (4:54:45 PM): yeah see, he was somewhat charming and got his shit
Poke00210 (4:54:50 PM): yay offroading moms
Poke00210 (4:55:10 PM): sweet! old dueling people
Poke00210 (4:55:36 PM): LOL oh they're not stuck
Poke00210 (4:56:55 PM): OK you made it, but you're still a cockmaster
Poke00210 (4:57:50 PM): yay, happy camel!
Poke00210 (4:58:00 PM): camellin' and GPSin'
Poke00210 (4:58:46 PM): LOL and now they're really stuck
Poke00210 (5:00:34 PM): OK so what that safeway commercial is saying, it's OK to get kicked in my face by a horse
Poke00210 (5:00:40 PM): dude, i'm on it
Poke00210 (5:00:53 PM): how about camille a/o katie
Poke00210 (5:01:44 PM): yeah, you're stilll a cock
Poke00210 (5:01:58 PM): DAMMIT I HATE THAT PIGFUCKER
Poke00210 (5:02:03 PM): colin/christie team #1
Poke00210 (5:02:28 PM): brandon/nicole team #2
Poke00210 (5:03:37 PM): c'mon old people
Poke00210 (5:03:58 PM): OK maybe the camels will fuck up kami and karli
Poke00210 (5:04:47 PM): chip team #3
Poke00210 (5:04:53 PM): oh, and kim too, but fuck she's useless
Poke00210 (5:05:32 PM): oh go bowling moms!
Poke00210 (5:05:36 PM): nice
Poke00210 (5:05:39 PM): linda/karen team #4
Poke00210 (5:05:53 PM): well, i wouldn't go so far as to say you could win
Poke00210 (5:06:02 PM): kami/karli last team to arrive
Poke00210 (5:06:12 PM): yeah, no shit it's a non-elimination
Poke00210 (5:06:23 PM): "we have boobs"
Poke00210 (5:06:55 PM): if i knew i was gonna be last i'd stick some money in my pooper and tell phil, "you want it? go an dget it baby!"
Poke00210 (5:07:03 PM): but knowing my luck...
Poke00210 (5:07:05 PM): he'd...
Poke00210 (5:07:07 PM): well...
Poke00210 (5:07:18 PM): ooh, hi cute college chick in a wal-mart commercial
Poke00210 (5:07:25 PM): she kinda looks like the engineer-chick
Poke00210 (5:07:50 PM): on the next episode
Poke00210 (5:07:57 PM): sweet, i was supposed to stay chuned
Poke00210 (5:08:15 PM): OK nice job with the spoiler, phil
Poke00210 (5:08:23 PM): gonna make a team cut off their hair
Poke00210 (5:08:44 PM): OK that's all for now, gonna have dinner w/my grandparents as my lola just turned 77
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