Sunday, August 01, 2004
Public - 5:12 PM
I'm a Lamborghini Murcielago!
You're not subtle, but you don't want to be. Fast, loud, and dramatic, you want people to notice you, and then get out of the way. In a world full of sheep, you're a raging bull.
Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.
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Poke00210 (4:03:29 PM): Hello dere!
unkajimmy858 (4:03:30 PM): Shavin' my shoulders, I'm gettin' it all shaved off...
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Poke00210 (4:04:18 PM): OK and here we go
Poke00210 (4:04:18 PM): !
Poke00210 (4:04:44 PM): Previously on the Amazing Race!
Poke00210 (4:05:01 PM): yeah, jew-tard
Poke00210 (4:05:24 PM): dammit, goodbye marsha
Poke00210 (4:05:26 PM): and jim
Poke00210 (4:05:31 PM): A! Maze! Ing!
Poke00210 (4:05:33 PM): amazing!
Poke00210 (4:05:37 PM): A! Maze! Ing!
Poke00210 (4:05:39 PM): Amazing!
Poke00210 (4:06:17 PM): OK mazda commercial
Poke00210 (4:07:34 PM): whoa, almost had my battery die during the 3am criticizing
Poke00210 (4:09:12 PM): This is san carlos de barriloche
Poke00210 (4:09:21 PM): 3rd pit stop oh yeah
Poke00210 (4:09:26 PM): eatage, sleepage and minglage
Poke00210 (4:09:55 PM): Colin and Chistie first to departdepart 3:10 am
Poke00210 (4:10:18 PM): oh yes, travel to town, bus to buenos aries, fly to st petersburg
Poke00210 (4:10:28 PM): find a battleship
Poke00210 (4:10:38 PM): Charla and Mirna, 2nd to depart
Poke00210 (4:10:48 PM): brandon and nicole, 3rd to depart @ 3:54
Poke00210 (4:10:59 PM): Bob and JOyce 4th to depart @ 4:22
Poke00210 (4:11:07 PM): oh, and the bus station is closed
Poke00210 (4:11:43 PM): earliest bus shit missed the time
Poke00210 (4:11:56 PM): kami and karli 5th to depart 5:04
Poke00210 (4:12:08 PM): bowling moms, 6th to depart
Poke00210 (4:12:12 PM): missed the time
Poke00210 (4:12:19 PM): chip and kim 7th to depart 5:17
Poke00210 (4:12:57 PM): marshall and lance last to depart 5:34
Poke00210 (4:13:43 PM): oh yesh ticket counter opens @ 730
Poke00210 (4:14:12 PM): one bus leaves three hours later, but arrives @ the same time
Poke00210 (4:14:17 PM): ooh yeah i'd go and do that
Poke00210 (4:15:05 PM): ooh jew dudes gettin in the black dudes face
Poke00210 (4:15:46 PM): hmm
Poke00210 (4:16:11 PM): gettin all anti-armenian and shit
Poke00210 (4:17:18 PM): oh yes, the local and express bus races
Poke00210 (4:17:34 PM): not as cool as the BART races
Poke00210 (4:18:00 PM): aww, how's yoru express bus now, bitches?
Poke00210 (4:18:42 PM): i don't like that brandon guy
Poke00210 (4:18:46 PM): but i wanna spank nicole
Poke00210 (4:18:57 PM): ooh hot argentinan
Poke00210 (4:19:47 PM): OK getting kinda convoluted again
Poke00210 (4:20:38 PM): colin and christy travelling via sao paolo and paris, then st. pete
Poke00210 (4:21:07 PM): and for those of you in rio linda, this is st. petersburg, russia, not florida
Poke00210 (4:21:21 PM): oh, they're scum bags, are they? physician heal themselves
Poke00210 (4:21:33 PM): brandon and nicole: sao paolo, london, st. pete
Poke00210 (4:21:45 PM): marshall and lance, chip and kim: madrid, frankfurt, st. pete
Poke00210 (4:22:35 PM): OK and now charla is riding a cart
Poke00210 (4:22:41 PM): OK and mirna is cute
Poke00210 (4:25:52 PM): and i found like 3 versions of the amazing race theme song... will check them out next commercial break
Poke00210 (4:26:42 PM): linda/karen, kami/karli, bob/joyce: to madrid... aww fuck i lost it
Poke00210 (4:26:55 PM): armenians: frankfurt, st. pete
Poke00210 (4:27:26 PM): mirna and schmirna
Poke00210 (4:27:35 PM): what a cock
Poke00210 (4:27:55 PM): colin/christie in first?
Poke00210 (4:28:00 PM): brandon/nicole in second
Poke00210 (4:28:16 PM): colin and christie: detour
Poke00210 (4:28:27 PM): A detour is a choice between two tasks.
Poke00210 (4:28:47 PM): oh yes, block 5 shots or drink 1 shot
Poke00210 (4:29:10 PM): doing the vodka one
Poke00210 (4:29:16 PM): ooh, doing the hockey
Poke00210 (4:29:35 PM): dude, the apostles drank you tard!
Poke00210 (4:29:49 PM): SHIT THOUGHT THE RECORDING FUCKED UP
Poke00210 (4:30:18 PM): waa! i don't want to do this
Poke00210 (4:30:42 PM): hmm, they're showing alcohol consumption on TV
Poke00210 (4:30:56 PM): Bronze Horseman statue, oh heck yeah
Poke00210 (4:31:08 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (4:31:17 PM): they put a goalie mask on her
Poke00210 (4:31:21 PM): and she can't skate
Poke00210 (4:31:29 PM): and i think her jersey said "nicole"
Poke00210 (4:31:38 PM): LOL they have personalized jerseys
Poke00210 (4:31:44 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (4:32:03 PM): you should be penalized for letting a shot get in
Poke00210 (4:32:13 PM): yeah bring it stupid american
Poke00210 (4:32:25 PM): Bring It!
Poke00210 (4:32:29 PM): what a tard
Poke00210 (4:32:43 PM): yay midget power
Poke00210 (4:33:14 PM): Old tower Restaurant
Poke00210 (4:33:17 PM): Roadblock!
Poke00210 (4:33:24 PM): A taste for the Good Life
Poke00210 (4:33:27 PM): shit
Poke00210 (4:33:33 PM): 1kg of caviar
Poke00210 (4:33:55 PM): oh, and before i forget, it's really good how the detours can go either way
Poke00210 (4:34:22 PM): BARF, WOMAN
Poke00210 (4:34:32 PM): JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
Poke00210 (4:34:45 PM): LOL THE MIDGETS ARE BEATING YOU
Poke00210 (4:35:03 PM): team armenia probably shouldn't do the hockey thing
Poke00210 (4:35:23 PM): although the hockey dudes may go easy on her if she plays the midget card
Poke00210 (4:35:30 PM): go you stupid woman, eat the fucking caviar
Poke00210 (4:35:32 PM): don't fucking cry!
Poke00210 (4:35:36 PM): Are you crying?
Poke00210 (4:35:42 PM): There's no crying in the Amazing Race!
Poke00210 (4:35:50 PM): you STUPID FLO PIECE OF SHIT!
Poke00210 (4:36:11 PM): you goofy armenian midget, it was your idea to play hockey
Poke00210 (4:36:22 PM): Ok and now team aNnoYing is beating you
Poke00210 (4:36:33 PM): uh oh
Poke00210 (4:36:46 PM): how cute, it's a little midet goalie
Poke00210 (4:37:00 PM): nice job drunk black dude
Poke00210 (4:37:31 PM): LOL oh did the foreigners mislead the stupid new yorkers? probably she heard your accent and was annoyed and determined to undermine you
Poke00210 (4:37:42 PM): Chip and Kim in 3rd
Poke00210 (4:37:54 PM): OK they were pulling those shots
Poke00210 (4:38:04 PM): i like mirna in hockey form
Poke00210 (4:38:26 PM): big dudes, man up
Poke00210 (4:38:41 PM): best to slim down if tio jaime is gonna be an amazing racer
Poke00210 (4:38:51 PM): oh, are you still crying?
Poke00210 (4:38:54 PM): dumb bitch
Poke00210 (4:39:05 PM): cut to break so i can listen to my theme songs
Poke00210 (4:41:06 PM): OK all these themes sound alike
Poke00210 (4:41:25 PM): slight differences but my crappy TiBook speakers can't really distinguish
Poke00210 (4:42:23 PM): oh there's a huge difference! in the ending 3 and 4 end a half beat earlier!
Poke00210 (4:42:35 PM): OK back to crying girl
Poke00210 (4:43:55 PM): oh heck yeah, Chip is tearing it up
Poke00210 (4:44:35 PM): damn dude!
Poke00210 (4:44:39 PM): chip!
Poke00210 (4:44:41 PM): nice job baby
Poke00210 (4:44:51 PM): yeah eat it stupid girls
Poke00210 (4:45:06 PM): Pit Stop: Catherine's Palace
Poke00210 (4:45:13 PM): nice!
Poke00210 (4:45:33 PM): dumb shit! just eat it
Poke00210 (4:45:58 PM): LOL "[charla]'s the strongest of the women here
Poke00210 (4:45:59 PM): "
Poke00210 (4:46:06 PM): yeah, don't let THE MIDGET beat you
Poke00210 (4:46:46 PM): "put the damn thing in your mouth"
Poke00210 (4:47:01 PM): "Ohh, the caviar! The caviar!"
Poke00210 (4:47:07 PM): nice job chip/kim!
Poke00210 (4:47:14 PM): Chip and Kim, team #1!
Poke00210 (4:47:33 PM): nice job, dude... that was all chip
Poke00210 (4:47:59 PM): nice job, stupid woman
Poke00210 (4:48:16 PM): colin and chistie, team #2
Poke00210 (4:48:32 PM): yeah very proud of her, whatever
Poke00210 (4:52:03 PM): LOL, it's a dodge commercial
Poke00210 (4:52:30 PM): (previous post has link to dodge as female reproductive system)
Poke00210 (4:53:40 PM): LOL nicki is sick
Poke00210 (4:54:03 PM): dude, did you just land in russia?
Poke00210 (4:54:07 PM): marshall and lance team #3
Poke00210 (4:54:10 PM): fuck you, you losers
Poke00210 (4:54:39 PM): bob and joyce currently in last place
Poke00210 (4:54:49 PM): ooh, kami and karli coudl be eliminated
Poke00210 (4:54:54 PM): charla & mirna team #4
Poke00210 (4:55:28 PM): yeah, make the natives wait around for hours to entertain your competitive whims
Poke00210 (4:55:34 PM): nice job bob
Poke00210 (4:55:43 PM): 2 for 2
Poke00210 (4:55:45 PM): 3 for 3
Poke00210 (4:55:48 PM): 4 for 4
Poke00210 (4:55:55 PM): shit a perfect 5
Poke00210 (4:56:14 PM): nice job old dudes
Poke00210 (4:56:41 PM): LOL you're fucked! stupid christian models
Poke00210 (4:58:08 PM): yay, your idiot GF cost you like 4 places!
Poke00210 (4:58:12 PM): brandon and nicole, team #5
Poke00210 (4:59:04 PM): oh, nice bowling moms
Poke00210 (4:59:10 PM): she Chipped that
Poke00210 (4:59:16 PM): Linda and Karen, team #6
Poke00210 (4:59:27 PM): c'mon bob and joyce
Poke00210 (4:59:36 PM): where the hell are they? are they lost?
Poke00210 (4:59:39 PM): oops
Poke00210 (4:59:56 PM): Kami and karli team #7
Poke00210 (5:00:50 PM): Nice job bob dude... a real bang-up dude
Poke00210 (5:00:57 PM): bob & joyce last team to arrive
Poke00210 (5:01:15 PM): damn, they were a good team
Poke00210 (5:01:21 PM): i liked them
Poke00210 (5:01:46 PM): i bet their popularity went through the roof on the website
Poke00210 (5:03:46 PM): On the next episode of the Amazing Race
Poke00210 (5:04:04 PM): should be good
