Thursday, August 26, 2004
Public - 7:45 AM
There was a black widow spider in a crate in our yard this morning. Figured I should kill it so whoever opens the crate next isn't bitten and hurt.
Put on my gloves, got my Raid, took that spider-beeyotch to school. Holy crap! She took like 20 direct hits with the Raid and was still alive!
To put this into perspective, Raid, to ants and roaches (maybe this is why it didn't work so well on the spider because it is neither an ant nor a roach) "Kills on Contact!" (exclamation not mine) so the human equivalent is probably sarin gas or that crazy V-X shit in The Rock. Kills on contact. Imagine being exposed to 20 lethal doses of that shit and not being dead yet.
And now, realize that there are crazy-go-nuts Muslims out there who wouldn't hesitate to do that to your American ass. They're barbaric-- to each other and to us infidels. Don't give me that respecting-other-people's-culture crap, that's a bunch of hippie nonsense that should've died with the 60s. I'll respect Islam when it can demonstrate that it is a viable, integratable facet of modern Western Civilization.
And if you can't come to grips with the fact that Western Civilization is superior (had a hazardous waste instructor try to tell me otherwise) then you can't have intelligent, informed conversation at my level yet. Come back in a bit.
What's the point? Fuck you black widow spider, fuck you hippies, and fuck you John Kerry you lying, self-serving, egotistical jagoff.
Put on my gloves, got my Raid, took that spider-beeyotch to school. Holy crap! She took like 20 direct hits with the Raid and was still alive!
To put this into perspective, Raid, to ants and roaches (maybe this is why it didn't work so well on the spider because it is neither an ant nor a roach) "Kills on Contact!" (exclamation not mine) so the human equivalent is probably sarin gas or that crazy V-X shit in The Rock. Kills on contact. Imagine being exposed to 20 lethal doses of that shit and not being dead yet.
And now, realize that there are crazy-go-nuts Muslims out there who wouldn't hesitate to do that to your American ass. They're barbaric-- to each other and to us infidels. Don't give me that respecting-other-people's-culture crap, that's a bunch of hippie nonsense that should've died with the 60s. I'll respect Islam when it can demonstrate that it is a viable, integratable facet of modern Western Civilization.
And if you can't come to grips with the fact that Western Civilization is superior (had a hazardous waste instructor try to tell me otherwise) then you can't have intelligent, informed conversation at my level yet. Come back in a bit.
What's the point? Fuck you black widow spider, fuck you hippies, and fuck you John Kerry you lying, self-serving, egotistical jagoff.
