Tuesday, August 10, 2004
Public - 8:08 PM
OK you were gonna get a double feature tonight... Basic Instinct and the next episode of The Amazing Race 5! LIVE!!! But since i'm on my lolo's 56k modem, i couldn't start it up in time. And actually now, I have concerns that I might not be able to do it w/o disconnecting... we'll see
and dammit, i'd listen to D&M right now except no AM reception here. So now i have to watch basic instinct until TAR5, which will be cutting it close
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Poke00210 (9:33:19 PM): OK this is the stupidest competition i've ever seen in a reality show
Poke00210 (9:33:35 PM): this has the potential of lasting hours on end
Poke00210 (9:34:18 PM): throwing darts at balloons 15' away?
Poke00210 (9:34:26 PM): that'll take fucking forever
Poke00210 (9:35:01 PM): OK, this show blows... i like how CBS places it right before the Amazing Race 5 so fucktards such as myself are forced to watch it
Poke00210 (9:35:14 PM): AND I'M STILL WATCHING IT
Poke00210 (9:35:24 PM): OK fuck this, i'm gonna fold laundry
Poke00210 (9:35:39 PM): hmmm, whilst still watching Big Brother-tard
Poke00210 (9:36:09 PM): but fortunately for you, you won't have the running commentary on this, one of the shittiest shows ever to grace these our airways
Poke00210 (9:36:22 PM): THIS IS STUPIDER THAN ANY FOX REALITY SHOW I'VE WATCHED
Poke00210 (9:36:52 PM): i don't get this show
Poke00210 (9:36:55 PM): Thank God.
Poke00210 (9:37:02 PM): brb folding
Poke00210 (9:46:54 PM): THIS IS THE MOST ASININE SHOW I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
Poke00210 (9:47:11 PM): they keep whispering and whispering
Poke00210 (9:47:19 PM): this show fucking sucks major ass
Poke00210 (9:47:35 PM): the M&M commercial was more entertaining
Poke00210 (9:47:45 PM): gonna wash dishes now
Poke00210 (9:50:47 PM): oh yay big brother is still on
Poke00210 (9:52:41 PM): whoa, a veto meeting!
Poke00210 (9:52:50 PM): i didn't know that a reality show could be this uninteresting
Poke00210 (9:54:22 PM): wow. this show sucks.
Poke00210 (9:55:10 PM): ooh. he gave a veto to a chick.
Poke00210 (9:56:15 PM): HOLY CRAP THIS SHOW IS UNINTELLIGIBLE
Poke00210 (9:56:35 PM): four minutes, and you'll be able to read about a quality show
Poke00210 (9:59:41 PM): OK it's about damn time
Poke00210 (10:00:13 PM): Previously on The Amazing Race!
Poke00210 (10:00:18 PM): russia to cairo
Poke00210 (10:00:22 PM): yay a fast forward!
Poke00210 (10:00:32 PM): colin and christie w/a 7 hour lead
Poke00210 (10:00:35 PM): nice job
Poke00210 (10:00:40 PM): yay team armenia
Poke00210 (10:00:46 PM): clueless dumb chicks
Poke00210 (10:00:56 PM): dumb cunt, "OK, you're redeemed"
Poke00210 (10:01:06 PM): uh oh, a new twist to the race
Poke00210 (10:01:14 PM): they'll be fine
Poke00210 (10:01:21 PM): A! Maze! Ing!
Poke00210 (10:01:23 PM): Amazing!
Poke00210 (10:01:26 PM): A! Maze! Ing!
Poke00210 (10:01:29 PM): Amazing!
Poke00210 (10:01:43 PM): A-mazing Race!
Poke00210 (10:01:47 PM): A-mazing Race!
Poke00210 (10:01:51 PM): A-mazing Race!
Poke00210 (10:01:56 PM): A! Maze! Ing!
Poke00210 (10:01:59 PM): Amazing!
Poke00210 (10:02:17 PM): reprise of A! Maze! Ing!
Poke00210 (10:02:41 PM): yay expedia
Poke00210 (10:02:43 PM): dot com!
Poke00210 (10:03:05 PM): OK now that i'm watching a good show, the commercials seem suddenly a lot stupider
Poke00210 (10:04:09 PM): OK i've just backed up the chat thus far
Poke00210 (10:04:15 PM): although i'm probably just jinxing myself
Poke00210 (10:04:38 PM): Shout! Shout!
Poke00210 (10:04:41 PM): Let it all out!
Poke00210 (10:04:47 PM): Rob likes to touch me where my poop comes out!
Poke00210 (10:04:57 PM): oh yes i wanna be on the next amazing race
Poke00210 (10:05:03 PM): This is Cairo, Egypt
Poke00210 (10:05:12 PM): ooh yeah Giza plateau
Poke00210 (10:05:18 PM): hello dere!
Poke00210 (10:05:20 PM): dis am phil!
Poke00210 (10:05:32 PM): ooh yeah mandatory rest period w/no idea what happens next
Poke00210 (10:05:40 PM): did somebody say stripped?
Poke00210 (10:05:44 PM): oh, of their money
Poke00210 (10:05:58 PM): Linda and Karen will be just fine
Poke00210 (10:06:00 PM): watch
Poke00210 (10:06:15 PM): first to depart @ 11:27pm
Poke00210 (10:06:31 PM): oh sweet!
Poke00210 (10:06:49 PM): go to the creation room in the Great Pyramid
Poke00210 (10:06:54 PM): and it's not badass, you retard
Poke00210 (10:06:59 PM): and watch, you're gonna get held up here
Poke00210 (10:07:24 PM): oh yes, i see flags
Poke00210 (10:07:29 PM): LOL opens up @ 6am
Poke00210 (10:07:43 PM): nice job, you lost 6 hours and 20 minutes
Poke00210 (10:07:52 PM): you tards
Poke00210 (10:08:00 PM): you're gonna get eliminated this leg, you wach
Poke00210 (10:08:02 PM): watch
Poke00210 (10:08:14 PM): you're gonna lose to the bowling moms
Poke00210 (10:08:18 PM): could be worse
Poke00210 (10:08:23 PM): could've been the NFL moms
Poke00210 (10:08:35 PM): yay, we're at the geographical center of the earth
Poke00210 (10:08:40 PM): LUXOR!
Poke00210 (10:08:56 PM): go to luxor, and the MOUND of creation
Poke00210 (10:09:07 PM): old airport, baby
Poke00210 (10:09:26 PM): TURN OFF YOUR HEADLIGHT YOU FUCKING MOMO
Poke00210 (10:09:34 PM): charla and mirna 2nd to depart 6:41
Poke00210 (10:09:46 PM): oh my
Poke00210 (10:09:56 PM): charla in a yum yum outfit
Poke00210 (10:10:08 PM): brandon and nicole 3rd to depart, but they're unfortunately severely retarded
Poke00210 (10:10:23 PM): chip/kim 4th to depart, 4:56 or something like that
Poke00210 (10:10:29 PM): NO SHIT CHIP IS THE LEADER
Poke00210 (10:10:33 PM): what the fuck have you done yet?
Poke00210 (10:10:36 PM): and what was your name again?
Poke00210 (10:10:54 PM): LOL the shaft is mirna shaped
Poke00210 (10:10:57 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (10:11:02 PM): she was running
Poke00210 (10:11:13 PM): yeah put your shirt on you dumbfuck
Poke00210 (10:11:22 PM): i don't wanna see that shit
Poke00210 (10:11:25 PM): ooh, hot mirna
Poke00210 (10:11:43 PM): "make your way to the MOUND" said the black dude
Poke00210 (10:12:12 PM): YOU KEVIN BACON LOOKING PIECE OF SHIT
Poke00210 (10:12:18 PM): YEAH WHERE'S YOUR 7 HOUR LEAD NOW?
Poke00210 (10:12:32 PM): team anNoYing 5th to leave at 7:21
Poke00210 (10:12:50 PM): LOL true dat, chip dude!
Poke00210 (10:13:00 PM): he's gonna be in a world of hurt
Poke00210 (10:14:07 PM): BLAEHAHCHAH I'M KEVIN BACON
Poke00210 (10:14:32 PM): you ugly ass motherfucker
Poke00210 (10:14:44 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (10:14:49 PM): she used some moon man language
Poke00210 (10:15:06 PM): dude, there was no need to yell at the hot armenian
Poke00210 (10:15:26 PM): yes, your knees
Poke00210 (10:15:29 PM): we get it
Poke00210 (10:15:38 PM): get eliminated already
Poke00210 (10:15:49 PM): oh shit, how are the moms gonna taxi w/o any money?
Poke00210 (10:16:02 PM): kami and karli 6th to depart 7:33am
Poke00210 (10:16:12 PM): "we're confused most of the time when we read the clue
Poke00210 (10:16:16 PM): "
Poke00210 (10:16:22 PM): dumbfucks
Poke00210 (10:16:32 PM): yay moms!
Poke00210 (10:16:39 PM): last to depart, 10am or so?
Poke00210 (10:16:47 PM): "Phil takes all your money away"
Poke00210 (10:17:07 PM): stupid foreigners!
Poke00210 (10:17:32 PM): perhaps you should offer naughty services in exchange for cab fare
Poke00210 (10:17:35 PM): yay! tourists
Poke00210 (10:17:50 PM): nice job representing America
Poke00210 (10:17:56 PM): crap
Poke00210 (10:18:16 PM): to the taxi!
Poke00210 (10:18:19 PM): hurry!
Poke00210 (10:18:30 PM): to the Old Airport!
Poke00210 (10:18:36 PM): ooh, hi mirna
Poke00210 (10:18:51 PM): 11:10, 15 mins away from airport, flight leaves @ 11:30
Poke00210 (10:18:54 PM): OOH, 5 MINS
Poke00210 (10:18:56 PM): you're fucked!
Poke00210 (10:19:02 PM): LOLK
Poke00210 (10:19:04 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (10:19:05 PM): NEW AIRPORT!
Poke00210 (10:19:20 PM): OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!
Poke00210 (10:19:23 PM): OH MAN
Poke00210 (10:19:32 PM): of all the cab drivers to fuck up, it was the bowling mom's
Poke00210 (10:19:53 PM): Ok commercial
Poke00210 (10:19:53 PM): gonna check laundry6
Poke00210 (10:20:10 PM): whoa victoria's secret commercial
Poke00210 (10:22:42 PM): laundry's done, show's back on!
Poke00210 (10:22:45 PM): good shit
Poke00210 (10:22:57 PM): huh?
Poke00210 (10:22:59 PM): ooh, delayed
Poke00210 (10:23:03 PM): Delayed!
Poke00210 (10:23:10 PM): see, the mom's aren't gonna get eliminated
Poke00210 (10:23:24 PM): 400 miles to LUXOR egypt
Poke00210 (10:23:31 PM): LUXOR!
Poke00210 (10:23:46 PM): LOL bowling moms currently in 2nd
Poke00210 (10:23:54 PM): LOL colin/christie in 4th
Poke00210 (10:24:03 PM): team anNoYing in last place
Poke00210 (10:24:43 PM): chip/kim back atop!
Poke00210 (10:24:56 PM): run gimp!
Poke00210 (10:25:01 PM): g/l w/that
Poke00210 (10:25:17 PM): what a cock
Poke00210 (10:25:24 PM): ooh hi mirna
Poke00210 (10:25:40 PM): how are the twins in first
Poke00210 (10:25:55 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons
Poke00210 (10:26:05 PM): somethign about sheepo
Poke00210 (10:26:08 PM): sheep
Poke00210 (10:26:15 PM): and then a haul it
Poke00210 (10:26:37 PM): yeah, don't do the donkey route
Poke00210 (10:26:51 PM): LOL dumbass, are you lost?
Poke00210 (10:27:23 PM): herd it or haul it
Poke00210 (10:27:33 PM): yeah, stupid foreign languages!
Poke00210 (10:28:03 PM): LUXOR!
Poke00210 (10:28:19 PM): i hate colin and christie
Poke00210 (10:28:28 PM): and to a certain extent, brandon and nicole
Poke00210 (10:28:49 PM): yeah, you're a tard
Poke00210 (10:28:59 PM): don't torture the donkey, you wacky christians!
Poke00210 (10:29:26 PM): oh you're so fucked, anNoYing dudes
Poke00210 (10:29:43 PM): LOL flip the bitch because the twins are lost
Poke00210 (10:29:50 PM): yeah, be specific w/the foreigners
Poke00210 (10:30:17 PM): yeah putting the goats in the boats
Poke00210 (10:30:30 PM): yeah bitch, you need more water
Poke00210 (10:30:38 PM): don't break your ass
Poke00210 (10:30:48 PM): yeah, one more you stupid american
Poke00210 (10:31:05 PM): oh, you're definitely contributing by watching the smelly and funky goats
Poke00210 (10:31:12 PM): oh, sweet, i have that bowling shirt too!
Poke00210 (10:31:32 PM): beat the goats, yee-haw
Poke00210 (10:31:51 PM): colin and christie currently in first
Poke00210 (10:32:00 PM): Proceed To: Habu Temple
Poke00210 (10:32:05 PM): fuck you colin and christie
Poke00210 (10:32:15 PM): and brandon and nicole, currently in 2nd
Poke00210 (10:32:33 PM): yes, you're from south central
Poke00210 (10:32:40 PM): ooh, and you're back in teh motherland, are you?
Poke00210 (10:32:43 PM): that's wonderful
Poke00210 (10:32:51 PM): you could stay there, maybe
Poke00210 (10:33:00 PM): yay! baby goat!
Poke00210 (10:33:21 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (10:33:30 PM): fuck charla, get that damn goat
Poke00210 (10:33:38 PM): "This one is the bad one!"
Poke00210 (10:33:45 PM): shit, team armenia in last
Poke00210 (10:34:17 PM): man up armenian chick
Poke00210 (10:34:22 PM): brb folding laundry
Poke00210 (10:35:40 PM): stupid retard news chick! they're not "castoffs" on the amazing race!
Poke00210 (10:37:04 PM): Ok looking kinda bleak for team armenia
Poke00210 (10:38:15 PM): yay, excitable midget armenian!
Poke00210 (10:38:24 PM): oh, OK the cousins won't be eliminated just yet
Poke00210 (10:38:33 PM): should be OK after team anNoYing gets booted
Poke00210 (10:38:41 PM): or "voted off" if you're a tard
Poke00210 (10:39:30 PM): a Roadblock is a task that only one person can perform
Poke00210 (10:39:37 PM): DIG for STONE SCARAB
Poke00210 (10:39:46 PM): and how the hell did i know that it's a beetle?
Poke00210 (10:40:11 PM): yeah, it's a sword
Poke00210 (10:40:26 PM): it's a fucking beetle
Poke00210 (10:40:32 PM): it's a beetle already
Poke00210 (10:40:42 PM): ooh, that twin was kinda hot
Poke00210 (10:40:51 PM): maybe there'll be some swimming
Poke00210 (10:41:10 PM): oh shit, kim's doing something
Poke00210 (10:41:33 PM): you *finally* got lucky? you tard, you've been lucky all fucking race
Poke00210 (10:41:48 PM): you short-ass kevin bacon piece of shit
Poke00210 (10:42:42 PM): bowling moms doing the archaelogy thang
Poke00210 (10:42:51 PM): ooh, yes the twins are hot... on your tail
Poke00210 (10:43:04 PM): do it charla chick
Poke00210 (10:43:07 PM): i mean mirna chick
Poke00210 (10:43:14 PM): i mean, she who i will marry chick
Poke00210 (10:44:16 PM): oh actually i woulnd't mind team anNoYing beating brandon and nicole
Poke00210 (10:44:19 PM): nice job kim
Poke00210 (10:44:23 PM): way to be a contributor
Poke00210 (10:44:49 PM): yes, obviously in the last stinking place you look
Poke00210 (10:45:09 PM): keep going you non-caviar eating tard
Poke00210 (10:45:13 PM): twins in 3rd
Poke00210 (10:45:16 PM): LOL she fell
Poke00210 (10:45:54 PM): see, isn't this waay more interesting than stupid Big Brother?
Poke00210 (10:46:08 PM): oh that would suck if their shit was @ the bottom of her spoils pile
Poke00210 (10:46:34 PM): better than playing darts from 15 feet away
Poke00210 (10:46:37 PM): gonna pack laundry
Poke00210 (10:48:15 PM): ooh playtex bra commercial w/mulatto woman
Poke00210 (10:48:21 PM): and mulatto cleavage
Poke00210 (10:49:57 PM): OK second appearance of the stupid milk/skeleton commercial
Poke00210 (10:50:02 PM): but no underwear ad
Poke00210 (10:50:20 PM): at least not the one in weeks past
Poke00210 (10:50:32 PM): shit, my vest is shiny and new!
Poke00210 (10:50:42 PM): ( i washed my orange vest tonight)
Poke00210 (10:51:11 PM): i have a bad feeling about team armenia
Poke00210 (10:51:33 PM): perhaps you haven't found it because you're looking in the same place still
Poke00210 (10:51:42 PM): fuck you, kevin B
Poke00210 (10:51:51 PM): i hate that asshole
Poke00210 (10:51:53 PM): LUXOR!
Poke00210 (10:51:59 PM): colin and christie, team #1
Poke00210 (10:52:06 PM): oh fuck, yeah phil, give them a goddam price
Poke00210 (10:52:08 PM): prize
Poke00210 (10:52:15 PM): fuck you kevin bacon
Poke00210 (10:52:29 PM): shut up you crazy black dude
Poke00210 (10:52:42 PM): blah blah queen nefertitti
Poke00210 (10:52:46 PM): (sp?)
Poke00210 (10:53:01 PM): maybe you should check the rest of your plot
Poke00210 (10:53:06 PM): chip/kim team #2
Poke00210 (10:53:25 PM): keep going gim
Poke00210 (10:53:27 PM): gimp
Poke00210 (10:53:30 PM): kami/karli team #3
Poke00210 (10:53:41 PM): brandon/nicole team #4
Poke00210 (10:53:59 PM): charla/mirna team #5
Poke00210 (10:54:17 PM): shit, how long have the bowling moms been looking?!?
Poke00210 (10:54:22 PM): damn, about time
Poke00210 (10:54:46 PM): you weren't able to compete easily you tard
Poke00210 (10:54:51 PM): linda/karen team #6
Poke00210 (10:55:22 PM): you got lucky enoughso as to not be beaten by other more worthy teams
Poke00210 (10:55:28 PM): you fucking pussy
Poke00210 (10:55:31 PM): are you quitting on me?
Poke00210 (10:56:03 PM): LOL phil had to go and eliminate you
Poke00210 (10:56:20 PM): YES FIRST TIME A TEAM HAS BEEN PHYSICALLY UNABLE TO ARRIVE
Poke00210 (10:56:26 PM): DUMBFUCKS!
Poke00210 (10:56:33 PM): LOL THAT'S HILARIOUS!
Poke00210 (10:56:56 PM): LOL dumbshits!
Poke00210 (10:56:57 PM): oh man
Poke00210 (10:57:08 PM): Stay Chuned for scenes from our next episode
Poke00210 (10:59:27 PM): On the next episode of The Amazing Race
Poke00210 (10:59:41 PM): oh, they look like me!
Poke00210 (10:59:45 PM): "bitch!"
Poke00210 (11:00:01 PM): oh man, good shit, can't wait for the next one and i wanna make out w/mirna
and dammit, i'd listen to D&M right now except no AM reception here. So now i have to watch basic instinct until TAR5, which will be cutting it close
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Poke00210 (9:33:19 PM): OK this is the stupidest competition i've ever seen in a reality show
Poke00210 (9:33:35 PM): this has the potential of lasting hours on end
Poke00210 (9:34:18 PM): throwing darts at balloons 15' away?
Poke00210 (9:34:26 PM): that'll take fucking forever
Poke00210 (9:35:01 PM): OK, this show blows... i like how CBS places it right before the Amazing Race 5 so fucktards such as myself are forced to watch it
Poke00210 (9:35:14 PM): AND I'M STILL WATCHING IT
Poke00210 (9:35:24 PM): OK fuck this, i'm gonna fold laundry
Poke00210 (9:35:39 PM): hmmm, whilst still watching Big Brother-tard
Poke00210 (9:36:09 PM): but fortunately for you, you won't have the running commentary on this, one of the shittiest shows ever to grace these our airways
Poke00210 (9:36:22 PM): THIS IS STUPIDER THAN ANY FOX REALITY SHOW I'VE WATCHED
Poke00210 (9:36:52 PM): i don't get this show
Poke00210 (9:36:55 PM): Thank God.
Poke00210 (9:37:02 PM): brb folding
Poke00210 (9:46:54 PM): THIS IS THE MOST ASININE SHOW I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
Poke00210 (9:47:11 PM): they keep whispering and whispering
Poke00210 (9:47:19 PM): this show fucking sucks major ass
Poke00210 (9:47:35 PM): the M&M commercial was more entertaining
Poke00210 (9:47:45 PM): gonna wash dishes now
Poke00210 (9:50:47 PM): oh yay big brother is still on
Poke00210 (9:52:41 PM): whoa, a veto meeting!
Poke00210 (9:52:50 PM): i didn't know that a reality show could be this uninteresting
Poke00210 (9:54:22 PM): wow. this show sucks.
Poke00210 (9:55:10 PM): ooh. he gave a veto to a chick.
Poke00210 (9:56:15 PM): HOLY CRAP THIS SHOW IS UNINTELLIGIBLE
Poke00210 (9:56:35 PM): four minutes, and you'll be able to read about a quality show
Poke00210 (9:59:41 PM): OK it's about damn time
Poke00210 (10:00:13 PM): Previously on The Amazing Race!
Poke00210 (10:00:18 PM): russia to cairo
Poke00210 (10:00:22 PM): yay a fast forward!
Poke00210 (10:00:32 PM): colin and christie w/a 7 hour lead
Poke00210 (10:00:35 PM): nice job
Poke00210 (10:00:40 PM): yay team armenia
Poke00210 (10:00:46 PM): clueless dumb chicks
Poke00210 (10:00:56 PM): dumb cunt, "OK, you're redeemed"
Poke00210 (10:01:06 PM): uh oh, a new twist to the race
Poke00210 (10:01:14 PM): they'll be fine
Poke00210 (10:01:21 PM): A! Maze! Ing!
Poke00210 (10:01:23 PM): Amazing!
Poke00210 (10:01:26 PM): A! Maze! Ing!
Poke00210 (10:01:29 PM): Amazing!
Poke00210 (10:01:43 PM): A-mazing Race!
Poke00210 (10:01:47 PM): A-mazing Race!
Poke00210 (10:01:51 PM): A-mazing Race!
Poke00210 (10:01:56 PM): A! Maze! Ing!
Poke00210 (10:01:59 PM): Amazing!
Poke00210 (10:02:17 PM): reprise of A! Maze! Ing!
Poke00210 (10:02:41 PM): yay expedia
Poke00210 (10:02:43 PM): dot com!
Poke00210 (10:03:05 PM): OK now that i'm watching a good show, the commercials seem suddenly a lot stupider
Poke00210 (10:04:09 PM): OK i've just backed up the chat thus far
Poke00210 (10:04:15 PM): although i'm probably just jinxing myself
Poke00210 (10:04:38 PM): Shout! Shout!
Poke00210 (10:04:41 PM): Let it all out!
Poke00210 (10:04:47 PM): Rob likes to touch me where my poop comes out!
Poke00210 (10:04:57 PM): oh yes i wanna be on the next amazing race
Poke00210 (10:05:03 PM): This is Cairo, Egypt
Poke00210 (10:05:12 PM): ooh yeah Giza plateau
Poke00210 (10:05:18 PM): hello dere!
Poke00210 (10:05:20 PM): dis am phil!
Poke00210 (10:05:32 PM): ooh yeah mandatory rest period w/no idea what happens next
Poke00210 (10:05:40 PM): did somebody say stripped?
Poke00210 (10:05:44 PM): oh, of their money
Poke00210 (10:05:58 PM): Linda and Karen will be just fine
Poke00210 (10:06:00 PM): watch
Poke00210 (10:06:15 PM): first to depart @ 11:27pm
Poke00210 (10:06:31 PM): oh sweet!
Poke00210 (10:06:49 PM): go to the creation room in the Great Pyramid
Poke00210 (10:06:54 PM): and it's not badass, you retard
Poke00210 (10:06:59 PM): and watch, you're gonna get held up here
Poke00210 (10:07:24 PM): oh yes, i see flags
Poke00210 (10:07:29 PM): LOL opens up @ 6am
Poke00210 (10:07:43 PM): nice job, you lost 6 hours and 20 minutes
Poke00210 (10:07:52 PM): you tards
Poke00210 (10:08:00 PM): you're gonna get eliminated this leg, you wach
Poke00210 (10:08:02 PM): watch
Poke00210 (10:08:14 PM): you're gonna lose to the bowling moms
Poke00210 (10:08:18 PM): could be worse
Poke00210 (10:08:23 PM): could've been the NFL moms
Poke00210 (10:08:35 PM): yay, we're at the geographical center of the earth
Poke00210 (10:08:40 PM): LUXOR!
Poke00210 (10:08:56 PM): go to luxor, and the MOUND of creation
Poke00210 (10:09:07 PM): old airport, baby
Poke00210 (10:09:26 PM): TURN OFF YOUR HEADLIGHT YOU FUCKING MOMO
Poke00210 (10:09:34 PM): charla and mirna 2nd to depart 6:41
Poke00210 (10:09:46 PM): oh my
Poke00210 (10:09:56 PM): charla in a yum yum outfit
Poke00210 (10:10:08 PM): brandon and nicole 3rd to depart, but they're unfortunately severely retarded
Poke00210 (10:10:23 PM): chip/kim 4th to depart, 4:56 or something like that
Poke00210 (10:10:29 PM): NO SHIT CHIP IS THE LEADER
Poke00210 (10:10:33 PM): what the fuck have you done yet?
Poke00210 (10:10:36 PM): and what was your name again?
Poke00210 (10:10:54 PM): LOL the shaft is mirna shaped
Poke00210 (10:10:57 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (10:11:02 PM): she was running
Poke00210 (10:11:13 PM): yeah put your shirt on you dumbfuck
Poke00210 (10:11:22 PM): i don't wanna see that shit
Poke00210 (10:11:25 PM): ooh, hot mirna
Poke00210 (10:11:43 PM): "make your way to the MOUND" said the black dude
Poke00210 (10:12:12 PM): YOU KEVIN BACON LOOKING PIECE OF SHIT
Poke00210 (10:12:18 PM): YEAH WHERE'S YOUR 7 HOUR LEAD NOW?
Poke00210 (10:12:32 PM): team anNoYing 5th to leave at 7:21
Poke00210 (10:12:50 PM): LOL true dat, chip dude!
Poke00210 (10:13:00 PM): he's gonna be in a world of hurt
Poke00210 (10:14:07 PM): BLAEHAHCHAH I'M KEVIN BACON
Poke00210 (10:14:32 PM): you ugly ass motherfucker
Poke00210 (10:14:44 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (10:14:49 PM): she used some moon man language
Poke00210 (10:15:06 PM): dude, there was no need to yell at the hot armenian
Poke00210 (10:15:26 PM): yes, your knees
Poke00210 (10:15:29 PM): we get it
Poke00210 (10:15:38 PM): get eliminated already
Poke00210 (10:15:49 PM): oh shit, how are the moms gonna taxi w/o any money?
Poke00210 (10:16:02 PM): kami and karli 6th to depart 7:33am
Poke00210 (10:16:12 PM): "we're confused most of the time when we read the clue
Poke00210 (10:16:16 PM): "
Poke00210 (10:16:22 PM): dumbfucks
Poke00210 (10:16:32 PM): yay moms!
Poke00210 (10:16:39 PM): last to depart, 10am or so?
Poke00210 (10:16:47 PM): "Phil takes all your money away"
Poke00210 (10:17:07 PM): stupid foreigners!
Poke00210 (10:17:32 PM): perhaps you should offer naughty services in exchange for cab fare
Poke00210 (10:17:35 PM): yay! tourists
Poke00210 (10:17:50 PM): nice job representing America
Poke00210 (10:17:56 PM): crap
Poke00210 (10:18:16 PM): to the taxi!
Poke00210 (10:18:19 PM): hurry!
Poke00210 (10:18:30 PM): to the Old Airport!
Poke00210 (10:18:36 PM): ooh, hi mirna
Poke00210 (10:18:51 PM): 11:10, 15 mins away from airport, flight leaves @ 11:30
Poke00210 (10:18:54 PM): OOH, 5 MINS
Poke00210 (10:18:56 PM): you're fucked!
Poke00210 (10:19:02 PM): LOLK
Poke00210 (10:19:04 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (10:19:05 PM): NEW AIRPORT!
Poke00210 (10:19:20 PM): OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!
Poke00210 (10:19:23 PM): OH MAN
Poke00210 (10:19:32 PM): of all the cab drivers to fuck up, it was the bowling mom's
Poke00210 (10:19:53 PM): Ok commercial
Poke00210 (10:19:53 PM): gonna check laundry6
Poke00210 (10:20:10 PM): whoa victoria's secret commercial
Poke00210 (10:22:42 PM): laundry's done, show's back on!
Poke00210 (10:22:45 PM): good shit
Poke00210 (10:22:57 PM): huh?
Poke00210 (10:22:59 PM): ooh, delayed
Poke00210 (10:23:03 PM): Delayed!
Poke00210 (10:23:10 PM): see, the mom's aren't gonna get eliminated
Poke00210 (10:23:24 PM): 400 miles to LUXOR egypt
Poke00210 (10:23:31 PM): LUXOR!
Poke00210 (10:23:46 PM): LOL bowling moms currently in 2nd
Poke00210 (10:23:54 PM): LOL colin/christie in 4th
Poke00210 (10:24:03 PM): team anNoYing in last place
Poke00210 (10:24:43 PM): chip/kim back atop!
Poke00210 (10:24:56 PM): run gimp!
Poke00210 (10:25:01 PM): g/l w/that
Poke00210 (10:25:17 PM): what a cock
Poke00210 (10:25:24 PM): ooh hi mirna
Poke00210 (10:25:40 PM): how are the twins in first
Poke00210 (10:25:55 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons
Poke00210 (10:26:05 PM): somethign about sheepo
Poke00210 (10:26:08 PM): sheep
Poke00210 (10:26:15 PM): and then a haul it
Poke00210 (10:26:37 PM): yeah, don't do the donkey route
Poke00210 (10:26:51 PM): LOL dumbass, are you lost?
Poke00210 (10:27:23 PM): herd it or haul it
Poke00210 (10:27:33 PM): yeah, stupid foreign languages!
Poke00210 (10:28:03 PM): LUXOR!
Poke00210 (10:28:19 PM): i hate colin and christie
Poke00210 (10:28:28 PM): and to a certain extent, brandon and nicole
Poke00210 (10:28:49 PM): yeah, you're a tard
Poke00210 (10:28:59 PM): don't torture the donkey, you wacky christians!
Poke00210 (10:29:26 PM): oh you're so fucked, anNoYing dudes
Poke00210 (10:29:43 PM): LOL flip the bitch because the twins are lost
Poke00210 (10:29:50 PM): yeah, be specific w/the foreigners
Poke00210 (10:30:17 PM): yeah putting the goats in the boats
Poke00210 (10:30:30 PM): yeah bitch, you need more water
Poke00210 (10:30:38 PM): don't break your ass
Poke00210 (10:30:48 PM): yeah, one more you stupid american
Poke00210 (10:31:05 PM): oh, you're definitely contributing by watching the smelly and funky goats
Poke00210 (10:31:12 PM): oh, sweet, i have that bowling shirt too!
Poke00210 (10:31:32 PM): beat the goats, yee-haw
Poke00210 (10:31:51 PM): colin and christie currently in first
Poke00210 (10:32:00 PM): Proceed To: Habu Temple
Poke00210 (10:32:05 PM): fuck you colin and christie
Poke00210 (10:32:15 PM): and brandon and nicole, currently in 2nd
Poke00210 (10:32:33 PM): yes, you're from south central
Poke00210 (10:32:40 PM): ooh, and you're back in teh motherland, are you?
Poke00210 (10:32:43 PM): that's wonderful
Poke00210 (10:32:51 PM): you could stay there, maybe
Poke00210 (10:33:00 PM): yay! baby goat!
Poke00210 (10:33:21 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (10:33:30 PM): fuck charla, get that damn goat
Poke00210 (10:33:38 PM): "This one is the bad one!"
Poke00210 (10:33:45 PM): shit, team armenia in last
Poke00210 (10:34:17 PM): man up armenian chick
Poke00210 (10:34:22 PM): brb folding laundry
Poke00210 (10:35:40 PM): stupid retard news chick! they're not "castoffs" on the amazing race!
Poke00210 (10:37:04 PM): Ok looking kinda bleak for team armenia
Poke00210 (10:38:15 PM): yay, excitable midget armenian!
Poke00210 (10:38:24 PM): oh, OK the cousins won't be eliminated just yet
Poke00210 (10:38:33 PM): should be OK after team anNoYing gets booted
Poke00210 (10:38:41 PM): or "voted off" if you're a tard
Poke00210 (10:39:30 PM): a Roadblock is a task that only one person can perform
Poke00210 (10:39:37 PM): DIG for STONE SCARAB
Poke00210 (10:39:46 PM): and how the hell did i know that it's a beetle?
Poke00210 (10:40:11 PM): yeah, it's a sword
Poke00210 (10:40:26 PM): it's a fucking beetle
Poke00210 (10:40:32 PM): it's a beetle already
Poke00210 (10:40:42 PM): ooh, that twin was kinda hot
Poke00210 (10:40:51 PM): maybe there'll be some swimming
Poke00210 (10:41:10 PM): oh shit, kim's doing something
Poke00210 (10:41:33 PM): you *finally* got lucky? you tard, you've been lucky all fucking race
Poke00210 (10:41:48 PM): you short-ass kevin bacon piece of shit
Poke00210 (10:42:42 PM): bowling moms doing the archaelogy thang
Poke00210 (10:42:51 PM): ooh, yes the twins are hot... on your tail
Poke00210 (10:43:04 PM): do it charla chick
Poke00210 (10:43:07 PM): i mean mirna chick
Poke00210 (10:43:14 PM): i mean, she who i will marry chick
Poke00210 (10:44:16 PM): oh actually i woulnd't mind team anNoYing beating brandon and nicole
Poke00210 (10:44:19 PM): nice job kim
Poke00210 (10:44:23 PM): way to be a contributor
Poke00210 (10:44:49 PM): yes, obviously in the last stinking place you look
Poke00210 (10:45:09 PM): keep going you non-caviar eating tard
Poke00210 (10:45:13 PM): twins in 3rd
Poke00210 (10:45:16 PM): LOL she fell
Poke00210 (10:45:54 PM): see, isn't this waay more interesting than stupid Big Brother?
Poke00210 (10:46:08 PM): oh that would suck if their shit was @ the bottom of her spoils pile
Poke00210 (10:46:34 PM): better than playing darts from 15 feet away
Poke00210 (10:46:37 PM): gonna pack laundry
Poke00210 (10:48:15 PM): ooh playtex bra commercial w/mulatto woman
Poke00210 (10:48:21 PM): and mulatto cleavage
Poke00210 (10:49:57 PM): OK second appearance of the stupid milk/skeleton commercial
Poke00210 (10:50:02 PM): but no underwear ad
Poke00210 (10:50:20 PM): at least not the one in weeks past
Poke00210 (10:50:32 PM): shit, my vest is shiny and new!
Poke00210 (10:50:42 PM): ( i washed my orange vest tonight)
Poke00210 (10:51:11 PM): i have a bad feeling about team armenia
Poke00210 (10:51:33 PM): perhaps you haven't found it because you're looking in the same place still
Poke00210 (10:51:42 PM): fuck you, kevin B
Poke00210 (10:51:51 PM): i hate that asshole
Poke00210 (10:51:53 PM): LUXOR!
Poke00210 (10:51:59 PM): colin and christie, team #1
Poke00210 (10:52:06 PM): oh fuck, yeah phil, give them a goddam price
Poke00210 (10:52:08 PM): prize
Poke00210 (10:52:15 PM): fuck you kevin bacon
Poke00210 (10:52:29 PM): shut up you crazy black dude
Poke00210 (10:52:42 PM): blah blah queen nefertitti
Poke00210 (10:52:46 PM): (sp?)
Poke00210 (10:53:01 PM): maybe you should check the rest of your plot
Poke00210 (10:53:06 PM): chip/kim team #2
Poke00210 (10:53:25 PM): keep going gim
Poke00210 (10:53:27 PM): gimp
Poke00210 (10:53:30 PM): kami/karli team #3
Poke00210 (10:53:41 PM): brandon/nicole team #4
Poke00210 (10:53:59 PM): charla/mirna team #5
Poke00210 (10:54:17 PM): shit, how long have the bowling moms been looking?!?
Poke00210 (10:54:22 PM): damn, about time
Poke00210 (10:54:46 PM): you weren't able to compete easily you tard
Poke00210 (10:54:51 PM): linda/karen team #6
Poke00210 (10:55:22 PM): you got lucky enoughso as to not be beaten by other more worthy teams
Poke00210 (10:55:28 PM): you fucking pussy
Poke00210 (10:55:31 PM): are you quitting on me?
Poke00210 (10:56:03 PM): LOL phil had to go and eliminate you
Poke00210 (10:56:20 PM): YES FIRST TIME A TEAM HAS BEEN PHYSICALLY UNABLE TO ARRIVE
Poke00210 (10:56:26 PM): DUMBFUCKS!
Poke00210 (10:56:33 PM): LOL THAT'S HILARIOUS!
Poke00210 (10:56:56 PM): LOL dumbshits!
Poke00210 (10:56:57 PM): oh man
Poke00210 (10:57:08 PM): Stay Chuned for scenes from our next episode
Poke00210 (10:59:27 PM): On the next episode of The Amazing Race
Poke00210 (10:59:41 PM): oh, they look like me!
Poke00210 (10:59:45 PM): "bitch!"
Poke00210 (11:00:01 PM): oh man, good shit, can't wait for the next one and i wanna make out w/mirna
