Sunday, September 12, 2004

 

Public - 7:34 PM

Poke00210 (6:32:40 PM): hello dere!
“Poke00210” is away from the computer as of 6:32:56 PM.
Poke00210 (6:34:10 PM): OK i think i cued it up correctly
Poke00210 (6:34:17 PM): oh yay Big Brother 5
Poke00210 (6:34:34 PM): what an idiotic show
Poke00210 (6:35:15 PM): the amazing race is nice and simple. Point A. Point B.
Poke00210 (6:35:19 PM): sometimes there's caviar
Poke00210 (6:35:22 PM): making bricks
Poke00210 (6:35:43 PM): Cock and his hot GF christie
Poke00210 (6:36:07 PM): except that one segment last week when i had to explain the yield, fast forward, and a roadblock in a span of two minutes
Poke00210 (6:38:16 PM): OK please to be getting to the Amazing Race
Poke00210 (6:38:46 PM): yay another survivor
Poke00210 (6:38:54 PM): Previously on The Amazing Race!
Poke00210 (6:39:16 PM): la la la, calcutta, bricks, fast forward, no shaving heads
Poke00210 (6:39:23 PM): "i'm such an idiot!"
Poke00210 (6:39:36 PM): yay, silly indians pushing a taxi!
Poke00210 (6:39:57 PM): oh, useless-girl, are you just the brains in the operation?
Poke00210 (6:40:00 PM): USELESS CITY
Poke00210 (6:40:11 PM): A!!! MAZE!! ING!!
Poke00210 (6:40:13 PM): AMAZING!
Poke00210 (6:40:18 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (6:40:19 PM): AMAZING!
Poke00210 (6:40:26 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (6:40:30 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (6:40:35 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (6:40:43 PM): A!! MAZE! ING! AMAZING
Poke00210 (6:40:47 PM): AMAZING!
Poke00210 (6:42:19 PM): OK this aflac commercial is funny
Poke00210 (6:42:27 PM): and not because there are chicks in a pool
Poke00210 (6:44:11 PM): what kind of a tard movie is that?
Poke00210 (6:44:18 PM): "revenge of the middle aged woman"
Poke00210 (6:44:22 PM): This is Calcutta, India
Poke00210 (6:44:36 PM): oh yes, ninth pit stip
Poke00210 (6:44:38 PM): stop
Poke00210 (6:45:30 PM): LOL you have no money, bitch
Poke00210 (6:45:36 PM): you can sell your gf
Poke00210 (6:45:46 PM): coock/christie first to depart 2:35 am
Poke00210 (6:45:59 PM): "fly to auckland, new zealand," said Cock
Poke00210 (6:46:04 PM): go to some museum
Poke00210 (6:46:19 PM): oh yes yes, must go to a travel agency
Poke00210 (6:46:43 PM): chip/kim seciond to depart 2:37am
Poke00210 (6:47:37 PM): whoa, the travel agency is open @ 230am?
Poke00210 (6:48:28 PM): linda/karen 3rd to depart 3:35am?
Poke00210 (6:49:03 PM): ha ha bottleneck until 7am
Poke00210 (6:49:12 PM): hey, i have that shirt
Poke00210 (6:49:41 PM): kami/karli fourth to depart man i missed the time
Poke00210 (6:49:55 PM): SPOILER ALERT: pity about the twins
Poke00210 (6:50:06 PM): oh crap, gonna run out of battery
Poke00210 (6:50:42 PM): OK that was close
Poke00210 (6:50:48 PM): don't think imissed anything though\
Poke00210 (6:51:26 PM): and there it is!!! brandon/nicole last to leave, missed the time, and they mentioned the Lord!
Poke00210 (6:52:38 PM): aww yeah, going the singapore airlines route
Poke00210 (6:53:14 PM): stupid cock
Poke00210 (6:53:17 PM): i hate that guy
Poke00210 (6:53:24 PM): KEVIN BACON LOOKING PIECE OF SHIT
Poke00210 (6:55:17 PM): bowling moms have a different flight?
Poke00210 (6:55:37 PM): can't quite sort all these flights out, but luckily Phil sorts it out for you
Poke00210 (6:55:45 PM): Calcutta to Bangkok
Poke00210 (6:56:06 PM): linda/karen: auckland via kuala lumpur
Poke00210 (6:56:42 PM): umm, yeah nice job twins
Poke00210 (6:56:57 PM): cock/christie: auckland via singapore
Poke00210 (6:57:48 PM): chip/useless, brandon/nicole: ... OK they didn't leave before the commercial
Poke00210 (6:58:12 PM): i was trying to preempt phil's recap but he didn't do it and now there's a stupid gap commercial w/lenny kravitz?
Poke00210 (7:01:02 PM): are you crying? there's no crying in the Amazing Race
Poke00210 (7:01:29 PM): twins running the to the gate
Poke00210 (7:01:34 PM): dammmit, they mae it
Poke00210 (7:01:38 PM): dammit they made it
Poke00210 (7:02:04 PM): brandon/nicole, chip/useless, kami/karli: sydney
Poke00210 (7:02:13 PM): then they're splitting up to new zealand
Poke00210 (7:03:28 PM): yeah, you should let your useless wife navigate
Poke00210 (7:03:37 PM): linda/karen last again
Poke00210 (7:03:46 PM): SPOILER ALERT: don't worry about it
Poke00210 (7:04:36 PM): ooh hot new zealandic hotel chick
Poke00210 (7:04:56 PM): Rotorua museum
Poke00210 (7:05:11 PM): Yield!
Poke00210 (7:05:26 PM): teams can force another team to stop
Poke00210 (7:05:30 PM): Detour!
Poke00210 (7:05:41 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons
Poke00210 (7:05:59 PM): Clean or Dirty
Poke00210 (7:06:09 PM): Sledge down a river
Poke00210 (7:06:15 PM): or search for shit in a mud pit
Poke00210 (7:06:41 PM): ha ha, you had to give cock the map
Poke00210 (7:07:14 PM): ooh she has nice legs
Poke00210 (7:07:27 PM): that's retarded, why doesn't anybody use the yield?
Poke00210 (7:07:36 PM): are you a little girl?
Poke00210 (7:07:53 PM): well yeah, what with nicki hitting her head because she's a dumbass
Poke00210 (7:08:15 PM): yay bowling moms
Poke00210 (7:08:44 PM): well its about damn time, yes use the yield you choadstain
Poke00210 (7:08:50 PM): and hello texas-ass
Poke00210 (7:09:09 PM): ooh run nicole
Poke00210 (7:10:05 PM): yeah nice job dumbasses, you're stuck playing in mud again
Poke00210 (7:10:32 PM): can't believe you're in second place right now
Poke00210 (7:10:59 PM): LOL where'd she go?
Poke00210 (7:11:41 PM): Teams must now drive themselves 20 miles to Matapara Farms to receive their next clue
Poke00210 (7:12:14 PM): you are a pigfucker
Poke00210 (7:12:26 PM): stupid chip, you're lucky they're going to lose
Poke00210 (7:12:50 PM): "chip has redeemed himself?" you bitch, when did he wrong you?
Poke00210 (7:13:15 PM): well yeah dumbass, you're lucky, like i was saying
Poke00210 (7:17:18 PM): oh just do it wacky bowling moms
Poke00210 (7:17:32 PM): dat's some big moms
Poke00210 (7:18:56 PM): oh she made it!
Poke00210 (7:18:59 PM): nice job bowling mom
Poke00210 (7:19:33 PM): good call with the finding shit challenges, brandon
Poke00210 (7:19:45 PM): A Roadblock is a task that only one person can perform
Poke00210 (7:20:20 PM): they have to get in a zorb?
Poke00210 (7:20:26 PM): what a cock
Poke00210 (7:20:33 PM): yeah fuck you cock
Poke00210 (7:21:12 PM): yeah fuck you cock
Poke00210 (7:21:27 PM): cock/christie team #1
Poke00210 (7:21:36 PM): WTF they win another fucking trip?
Poke00210 (7:22:39 PM): wow bowling moms in 2nd
Poke00210 (7:22:51 PM): linda/karen team #2
Poke00210 (7:22:58 PM): i still can't tell which one is which
Poke00210 (7:23:06 PM): oh linda is the blonde one?
Poke00210 (7:23:20 PM): ha ha brandon and nicole still doing the mud thing
Poke00210 (7:24:00 PM): "we realized we made a horrendous mistake"
Poke00210 (7:24:53 PM): OK dad's fast forwarding it
Poke00210 (7:25:34 PM): LOL he fell
Poke00210 (7:25:45 PM): "the Lord's got control of our lives"
Poke00210 (7:25:51 PM): AND NOW HE'S PRAYING
Poke00210 (7:26:19 PM): DON'T BE FOOLED: THAT WAS A COINCIDENCE
Poke00210 (7:26:31 PM): oh stupid stupid stupid twins
Poke00210 (7:26:42 PM): are they doing the mud thing too?
Poke00210 (7:26:49 PM): oh man *this* is why they lose
Poke00210 (7:28:11 PM): brandon/nicole team #3
Poke00210 (7:29:19 PM): whoa, they found it
Poke00210 (7:29:28 PM): this should be closer than i thought
Poke00210 (7:30:01 PM): in hindsight, chip is very close that he didn't need the yield
Poke00210 (7:30:07 PM): oh the suspense
Poke00210 (7:30:11 PM): oh its useless
Poke00210 (7:30:22 PM): useless: "roadblock, you're gonna do it, right?"
Poke00210 (7:30:39 PM): you useless bitch
Poke00210 (7:30:48 PM): chip/useless team #4
Poke00210 (7:31:01 PM): man that chick is so useless
Poke00210 (7:31:22 PM): LOL did kami/karli get lost?
Poke00210 (7:31:39 PM): kami/karli last team to arrive
Poke00210 (7:31:49 PM): Sorry to tell you've both beeen eliminated from the race
Poke00210 (7:32:25 PM): Stay chuned from scenes from our next episode
Poke00210 (7:32:59 PM): ooh expedia commercial
Poke00210 (7:33:28 PM): ooh expedia commercial again
Poke00210 (7:33:56 PM): On the Next episode of The Amazing Race
Poke00210 (7:34:19 PM): cock/christie, melt down in Manila! with a caribou!
Poke00210 (7:34:27 PM): gonna be sweet!



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