Monday, September 20, 2004
Public - 9:15 PM
HELLO FROM LOVELY SAN JOSE, CA!!!
A couple of things before the amazing race blog...
1) got home, went to take a dump, asked my mom, "do you have anything to read? do you have a magazine?" "Here. Here's a Victoria's Secret. You can read this in the bathroom." Whoa. Not sure if she realized the masturbatory implications of taking the Sears-Roebuck catalogue into the bathroom.
2) Giving "Las Vegas" (NBC, 9pm) a second chance, at the recommendation of 'Trose!, but it's off to a bad start with Jon Lovitz guest starring. Fuck that guy is annoying. And Nikki Cox is FUCKING UGLY
3) I should just watch the amazing race 5. why are there topless chicks @ the pool? not making too much sense. so far, i'm not impressed. oh great, it's jon lovitz again. stay tuned for CBS's hit reality show that's not shitty like Survivor.
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Poke00210 (9:35:13 PM): OK this is shitty
Poke00210 (9:35:21 PM): Jon Lovitz is a choadstain
Poke00210 (9:35:48 PM): is this as bad as Big Brother??
Poke00210 (9:36:03 PM): oh lord, keep showing Jon Lovitz, and YES
Poke00210 (9:36:31 PM): yeah stare @ her boobs
Poke00210 (9:36:35 PM): man, what a great show
Poke00210 (9:39:09 PM): "in my belly!"
Poke00210 (9:39:31 PM): ooh they found a tyler who was controlling the music!
Poke00210 (9:40:13 PM): Vanessa marcil is the show's only bright spot. Even beating out Molly Sims
Poke00210 (9:41:11 PM): OH MAN AND NOW SOMEBODY IS MAKING A GETAWAY IN A VEGAS CASINO! HE KNOCKED MONEY DOWN AND PEOPLE STARTED PICKING IT UP!
Poke00210 (9:41:27 PM): Ok that was kinda funny, what w/the craps table
Poke00210 (9:41:36 PM): and then they broke to commercial. nice job dumbasses
Poke00210 (9:53:50 PM): dang. what are the chances of catching card counters in a vegas casino
Poke00210 (9:56:00 PM): heh, a "copulating couple in stairwell 4"
Poke00210 (9:56:17 PM): OK that was pretty stupid
Poke00210 (9:56:21 PM): i'll give it one more chance
Poke00210 (9:56:34 PM): all that trouble for a card counting ring
Poke00210 (9:59:50 PM): pity about NBC
Poke00210 (10:02:10 PM): so far, LAX sucks too
Poke00210 (10:02:21 PM): oh look, the two bumbling baggage handlers
Poke00210 (10:02:29 PM): and that psuedo terrorist
Poke00210 (10:04:02 PM): ooh hi customs chick
Poke00210 (10:04:16 PM): yeah that's gonna suck
Poke00210 (10:04:24 PM): OK momma, put on The Amazing Race 5!!!
Poke00210 (10:07:11 PM): OK all i saw was a little blurb of Big Brother, and already i was annoyed
Poke00210 (10:07:41 PM): Previously on The Amazing Race!
Poke00210 (10:07:53 PM): WHORE CITY
Poke00210 (10:07:55 PM): USELESS CITY
Poke00210 (10:07:57 PM): COCK CITY
Poke00210 (10:08:09 PM): BIG BITCH CITY
Poke00210 (10:08:14 PM): hey i have that shirt
Poke00210 (10:08:43 PM): WET TWIN CITY
Poke00210 (10:08:52 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (10:08:54 PM): AMAZING
Poke00210 (10:08:58 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (10:08:59 PM): AMAZING!
Poke00210 (10:09:09 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (10:09:15 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (10:09:19 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (10:09:23 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (10:09:24 PM): AMAZING
Poke00210 (10:09:38 PM): AMAZING
Poke00210 (10:09:51 PM): ooh yeah the hawaii surfing lessons expedia chick
Poke00210 (10:10:01 PM): dammit, mom fast forwarded
Poke00210 (10:10:45 PM): did somebody say.... Vanilla?
Poke00210 (10:10:51 PM): i miss chenelle
Poke00210 (10:11:44 PM): oh hey. it's rupert. from survivor.
Poke00210 (10:12:26 PM): This is New Zealand!
Poke00210 (10:12:37 PM): oh yes, LOTR
Poke00210 (10:12:42 PM): and also the tenth pit stop
Poke00210 (10:12:53 PM): Cock!
Poke00210 (10:12:58 PM): Chip/Useless!
Poke00210 (10:13:05 PM): Cock/Christie first to depart 456am
Poke00210 (10:13:18 PM): drive to west haven marina (220miles) in city of oakland/auckland
Poke00210 (10:13:51 PM): linda/karen 2nd to depart 623am
Poke00210 (10:14:07 PM): BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M A BIG BOWLING MOM
Poke00210 (10:14:31 PM): brandon/nicole 3rd to depart shit i missed the time
Poke00210 (10:14:45 PM): chip/useless last to depart 702am
Poke00210 (10:14:56 PM): oh *now* you're not going to be diplomatic
Poke00210 (10:14:58 PM): tard
Poke00210 (10:15:18 PM): ooh hi teas
Poke00210 (10:15:20 PM): texas
Poke00210 (10:15:33 PM): A Roadblock is a task that only one person may perform
Poke00210 (10:15:39 PM): that was the quickest to a roadblock
Poke00210 (10:15:51 PM): Climb Auckland Harbor Bridge
Poke00210 (10:16:06 PM): oh, cock is doing it, how did i know that would happen
Poke00210 (10:16:13 PM): what did Cock say? what a cockmaster
Poke00210 (10:17:25 PM): yee-hoo i'm a Cock!
Poke00210 (10:17:38 PM): Fly to Manila!!!
Poke00210 (10:17:58 PM): province of Cavite!
Poke00210 (10:18:22 PM): It's a Roadblock!
Poke00210 (10:18:28 PM): USELESS
Poke00210 (10:18:34 PM): AND OH MAN, YOU'RE A PUSSY
Poke00210 (10:18:42 PM): Pussy/Nicole
Poke00210 (10:19:05 PM): oh Chip/Useless, i wonder who's gonna do the roadblock
Poke00210 (10:19:10 PM): no i really don't
Poke00210 (10:19:26 PM): whoa, they can bolster a *huge* lead
Poke00210 (10:19:31 PM): "*huge* lead"
Poke00210 (10:19:45 PM): luckily i pre-empted her by a split second
Poke00210 (10:19:49 PM): oh why don't you pray?
Poke00210 (10:20:13 PM): oh, he didn't pray
Poke00210 (10:20:32 PM): that cock and his hot texan GF are efficient
Poke00210 (10:20:41 PM): YOU USELESS BITCH
Poke00210 (10:20:53 PM): she doesn't even read the roadblock before pointing to Chip
Poke00210 (10:20:59 PM): OK *now* are you ggonna pray?
Poke00210 (10:21:19 PM): what a tard
Poke00210 (10:21:24 PM): God is funny
Poke00210 (10:22:02 PM): yeah, nice job measuring, black dude
Poke00210 (10:22:19 PM): oh whoa, the *black* dude was jesussing
Poke00210 (10:22:32 PM): bowling moms now @ the roadblock
Poke00210 (10:22:50 PM): nice job non-useless
Poke00210 (10:24:06 PM): umm, yeah the mom's aren't gonna win the race
Poke00210 (10:25:04 PM): whoa, linda was fast on the bridge
Poke00210 (10:25:12 PM): push her off then!
Poke00210 (10:25:41 PM): that would suck if they made Phil go all the way back to that bridge to eliminate the bowling moms
Poke00210 (10:28:34 PM): OK linda is the blonde
Poke00210 (10:28:56 PM): yeah, there's gonna be a bottleneck in the philippines
Poke00210 (10:29:00 PM): wacky Filipinos
Poke00210 (10:29:56 PM): ha ha, you missed the Manila flight
Poke00210 (10:30:26 PM): that's one ugly-assed airport
Poke00210 (10:30:32 PM): weird puke-green carpet
Poke00210 (10:30:49 PM): i miss mirna
Poke00210 (10:30:59 PM): she sooo needed a jimmy spanking
Poke00210 (10:31:05 PM): ooh hi texas
Poke00210 (10:31:48 PM): ha ha, they caught up w/the Cock
Poke00210 (10:32:01 PM): ha ha, they bottlenecked
Poke00210 (10:32:04 PM): eat it, cock
Poke00210 (10:32:23 PM): Hong Kong to Manila!
Poke00210 (10:32:37 PM): wacky filipino
Poke00210 (10:32:47 PM): yeah cock, eat it
Poke00210 (10:33:07 PM): dude, i was at that airport
Poke00210 (10:33:26 PM): ooh yeah Yield!
Poke00210 (10:33:32 PM): only on teams behind
Poke00210 (10:33:51 PM): cock/christie are like the lakers!
Poke00210 (10:33:58 PM): they're a bunch of cocks
Poke00210 (10:34:23 PM): yay impovershed filipinos
Poke00210 (10:34:40 PM): get in there uselessyeah do it
Poke00210 (10:34:47 PM): Yield the Cock!
Poke00210 (10:35:05 PM): Jeep-e-ney!
Poke00210 (10:35:30 PM): LOL that jeepney said imus
Poke00210 (10:35:42 PM): but tha'ts not don imus
Poke00210 (10:35:51 PM): my parents say there's a town called Imus
Poke00210 (10:36:06 PM): dad: they should've made them eat balut!
Poke00210 (10:38:24 PM): yeah eat it COCK
Poke00210 (10:38:37 PM): TOO BAD, COCKMASTER
Poke00210 (10:38:47 PM): what a psycho-cock
Poke00210 (10:39:01 PM): "baby, get out"
Poke00210 (10:39:23 PM): aww yeah bowling moms
Poke00210 (10:39:31 PM): whoa, Linda/Karen in first place
Poke00210 (10:39:40 PM): take jeepney to Victoria
Poke00210 (10:39:50 PM): Field behind Giant Duck!
Poke00210 (10:40:16 PM): Hello dere! Dis am the Giant Duck!
Poke00210 (10:40:29 PM): bowling moms beat you because you're married to USELESS GIRL
Poke00210 (10:42:54 PM): yeah nice job dumb bitch, *NEVER GET BETWEEN A FILIPINO AND HIS HORN*
Poke00210 (10:43:20 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons
Poke00210 (10:43:32 PM): Plow or Fowl
Poke00210 (10:43:38 PM): yay caribou!
Poke00210 (10:43:47 PM): LOL or herd 1000 ducks
Poke00210 (10:44:00 PM): aww yeah wacky filipino ducks
Poke00210 (10:44:05 PM): wonder if they understand tagalog
Poke00210 (10:44:17 PM): oh that caribou looks pissed
Poke00210 (10:44:35 PM): oh yeah they played unfair, because YIELDS AREN'T IN THE RULES
Poke00210 (10:44:37 PM): CUNT
Poke00210 (10:45:18 PM): teams must now make way to manila to Coconut Palace
Poke00210 (10:45:44 PM): MOMS BOWLING
Poke00210 (10:46:04 PM): stupid twins would've tried the duck thing
Poke00210 (10:46:16 PM): "chip was moving too fast for me"
Poke00210 (10:46:21 PM): THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE USELESS
Poke00210 (10:47:01 PM): ooh hi texas
Poke00210 (10:47:48 PM): oh that caribou looks hellapissed
Poke00210 (10:48:01 PM): get in there you dumb bitch
Poke00210 (10:48:28 PM): "No, in this field! My ox is broken! This is bull---!"
Poke00210 (10:48:51 PM): dumb bitch you should help him, huh
Poke00210 (10:49:13 PM): "listen to yourself, no wonder you can't control him"
Poke00210 (10:49:19 PM): "Oh my god, i hate you"
Poke00210 (10:49:55 PM): OK it's a black/white racial comedy with queen latifah and jimmy fallon
Poke00210 (10:50:06 PM): which one of my friends is stupid enough to want to see this with me?
Poke00210 (10:50:36 PM): well, i suppose i don't want to see it... not sure how this was beaten out by Butterfly Effect
Poke00210 (10:50:55 PM): should've called that movie "Dude, Where's my Crack H
Poke00210 (10:51:01 PM): Crack Whore"
Poke00210 (10:51:04 PM): dammit
Poke00210 (10:51:51 PM): why have i not been excited about survivor since my super-senior semester?
Poke00210 (10:52:32 PM): what a cockmaster of a commercial
Poke00210 (10:52:37 PM): wonder how LAX turned out
Poke00210 (10:52:47 PM): "Oh my God... I hate you!"
Poke00210 (10:53:41 PM): "Stupid ox! No!"
Poke00210 (10:53:50 PM): "Get the f--- over here and have a look!"
Poke00210 (10:54:01 PM): you are such a COCK
Poke00210 (10:54:18 PM): yeah, get off the bus and find a taxi
Poke00210 (10:54:28 PM): don't do it you fucking cock-tard
Poke00210 (10:55:20 PM): and now they've all decided to flag taxis
Poke00210 (10:55:48 PM): Wacky Filipino
Poke00210 (10:56:12 PM): "we have no choice but to break the law"
Poke00210 (10:56:50 PM): LOL "it's in teh lord's hands, right" (cut to: filipino catholic rear mirror hanging
Poke00210 (10:56:51 PM): )
Poke00210 (10:57:03 PM): (cut to: chick in maria clara)
Poke00210 (10:57:12 PM): Chip/Useless, team #1!
Poke00210 (10:57:25 PM): some good news for (them)
Poke00210 (10:57:30 PM): ooh, hawaii vacation
Poke00210 (10:57:50 PM): rosary
Poke00210 (10:58:12 PM): whoa, Linda/Karen team #2!
Poke00210 (10:59:00 PM): Pussy/Nicole "thank you Lord" team #3
Poke00210 (10:59:22 PM): oh yes yes, Cock/Christie with the nice legs and ass Last Team to Arrive
Poke00210 (10:59:24 PM): but...
Poke00210 (10:59:27 PM): wait for it
Poke00210 (10:59:49 PM): fuck that "i'm pleased to tell you it's non-elimination"
Poke00210 (10:59:58 PM): bullshit he's pleased to tell him that
Poke00210 (11:00:50 PM): ooh hi christie boobs
Poke00210 (11:00:59 PM): i want to put everything in you, ooh yeah
Poke00210 (11:01:21 PM): ohh!! they showed mirna/charla in hockey gear!
Poke00210 (11:03:42 PM): oh wait, that cute golfer chick is from Piedmont, CA.... right next door to 81 Glen!
A couple of things before the amazing race blog...
1) got home, went to take a dump, asked my mom, "do you have anything to read? do you have a magazine?" "Here. Here's a Victoria's Secret. You can read this in the bathroom." Whoa. Not sure if she realized the masturbatory implications of taking the Sears-Roebuck catalogue into the bathroom.
2) Giving "Las Vegas" (NBC, 9pm) a second chance, at the recommendation of 'Trose!, but it's off to a bad start with Jon Lovitz guest starring. Fuck that guy is annoying. And Nikki Cox is FUCKING UGLY
3) I should just watch the amazing race 5. why are there topless chicks @ the pool? not making too much sense. so far, i'm not impressed. oh great, it's jon lovitz again. stay tuned for CBS's hit reality show that's not shitty like Survivor.
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Poke00210 (9:35:13 PM): OK this is shitty
Poke00210 (9:35:21 PM): Jon Lovitz is a choadstain
Poke00210 (9:35:48 PM): is this as bad as Big Brother??
Poke00210 (9:36:03 PM): oh lord, keep showing Jon Lovitz, and YES
Poke00210 (9:36:31 PM): yeah stare @ her boobs
Poke00210 (9:36:35 PM): man, what a great show
Poke00210 (9:39:09 PM): "in my belly!"
Poke00210 (9:39:31 PM): ooh they found a tyler who was controlling the music!
Poke00210 (9:40:13 PM): Vanessa marcil is the show's only bright spot. Even beating out Molly Sims
Poke00210 (9:41:11 PM): OH MAN AND NOW SOMEBODY IS MAKING A GETAWAY IN A VEGAS CASINO! HE KNOCKED MONEY DOWN AND PEOPLE STARTED PICKING IT UP!
Poke00210 (9:41:27 PM): Ok that was kinda funny, what w/the craps table
Poke00210 (9:41:36 PM): and then they broke to commercial. nice job dumbasses
Poke00210 (9:53:50 PM): dang. what are the chances of catching card counters in a vegas casino
Poke00210 (9:56:00 PM): heh, a "copulating couple in stairwell 4"
Poke00210 (9:56:17 PM): OK that was pretty stupid
Poke00210 (9:56:21 PM): i'll give it one more chance
Poke00210 (9:56:34 PM): all that trouble for a card counting ring
Poke00210 (9:59:50 PM): pity about NBC
Poke00210 (10:02:10 PM): so far, LAX sucks too
Poke00210 (10:02:21 PM): oh look, the two bumbling baggage handlers
Poke00210 (10:02:29 PM): and that psuedo terrorist
Poke00210 (10:04:02 PM): ooh hi customs chick
Poke00210 (10:04:16 PM): yeah that's gonna suck
Poke00210 (10:04:24 PM): OK momma, put on The Amazing Race 5!!!
Poke00210 (10:07:11 PM): OK all i saw was a little blurb of Big Brother, and already i was annoyed
Poke00210 (10:07:41 PM): Previously on The Amazing Race!
Poke00210 (10:07:53 PM): WHORE CITY
Poke00210 (10:07:55 PM): USELESS CITY
Poke00210 (10:07:57 PM): COCK CITY
Poke00210 (10:08:09 PM): BIG BITCH CITY
Poke00210 (10:08:14 PM): hey i have that shirt
Poke00210 (10:08:43 PM): WET TWIN CITY
Poke00210 (10:08:52 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (10:08:54 PM): AMAZING
Poke00210 (10:08:58 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (10:08:59 PM): AMAZING!
Poke00210 (10:09:09 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (10:09:15 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (10:09:19 PM): A-MAZING RACE!
Poke00210 (10:09:23 PM): A! MAZE! ING!
Poke00210 (10:09:24 PM): AMAZING
Poke00210 (10:09:38 PM): AMAZING
Poke00210 (10:09:51 PM): ooh yeah the hawaii surfing lessons expedia chick
Poke00210 (10:10:01 PM): dammit, mom fast forwarded
Poke00210 (10:10:45 PM): did somebody say.... Vanilla?
Poke00210 (10:10:51 PM): i miss chenelle
Poke00210 (10:11:44 PM): oh hey. it's rupert. from survivor.
Poke00210 (10:12:26 PM): This is New Zealand!
Poke00210 (10:12:37 PM): oh yes, LOTR
Poke00210 (10:12:42 PM): and also the tenth pit stop
Poke00210 (10:12:53 PM): Cock!
Poke00210 (10:12:58 PM): Chip/Useless!
Poke00210 (10:13:05 PM): Cock/Christie first to depart 456am
Poke00210 (10:13:18 PM): drive to west haven marina (220miles) in city of oakland/auckland
Poke00210 (10:13:51 PM): linda/karen 2nd to depart 623am
Poke00210 (10:14:07 PM): BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M A BIG BOWLING MOM
Poke00210 (10:14:31 PM): brandon/nicole 3rd to depart shit i missed the time
Poke00210 (10:14:45 PM): chip/useless last to depart 702am
Poke00210 (10:14:56 PM): oh *now* you're not going to be diplomatic
Poke00210 (10:14:58 PM): tard
Poke00210 (10:15:18 PM): ooh hi teas
Poke00210 (10:15:20 PM): texas
Poke00210 (10:15:33 PM): A Roadblock is a task that only one person may perform
Poke00210 (10:15:39 PM): that was the quickest to a roadblock
Poke00210 (10:15:51 PM): Climb Auckland Harbor Bridge
Poke00210 (10:16:06 PM): oh, cock is doing it, how did i know that would happen
Poke00210 (10:16:13 PM): what did Cock say? what a cockmaster
Poke00210 (10:17:25 PM): yee-hoo i'm a Cock!
Poke00210 (10:17:38 PM): Fly to Manila!!!
Poke00210 (10:17:58 PM): province of Cavite!
Poke00210 (10:18:22 PM): It's a Roadblock!
Poke00210 (10:18:28 PM): USELESS
Poke00210 (10:18:34 PM): AND OH MAN, YOU'RE A PUSSY
Poke00210 (10:18:42 PM): Pussy/Nicole
Poke00210 (10:19:05 PM): oh Chip/Useless, i wonder who's gonna do the roadblock
Poke00210 (10:19:10 PM): no i really don't
Poke00210 (10:19:26 PM): whoa, they can bolster a *huge* lead
Poke00210 (10:19:31 PM): "*huge* lead"
Poke00210 (10:19:45 PM): luckily i pre-empted her by a split second
Poke00210 (10:19:49 PM): oh why don't you pray?
Poke00210 (10:20:13 PM): oh, he didn't pray
Poke00210 (10:20:32 PM): that cock and his hot texan GF are efficient
Poke00210 (10:20:41 PM): YOU USELESS BITCH
Poke00210 (10:20:53 PM): she doesn't even read the roadblock before pointing to Chip
Poke00210 (10:20:59 PM): OK *now* are you ggonna pray?
Poke00210 (10:21:19 PM): what a tard
Poke00210 (10:21:24 PM): God is funny
Poke00210 (10:22:02 PM): yeah, nice job measuring, black dude
Poke00210 (10:22:19 PM): oh whoa, the *black* dude was jesussing
Poke00210 (10:22:32 PM): bowling moms now @ the roadblock
Poke00210 (10:22:50 PM): nice job non-useless
Poke00210 (10:24:06 PM): umm, yeah the mom's aren't gonna win the race
Poke00210 (10:25:04 PM): whoa, linda was fast on the bridge
Poke00210 (10:25:12 PM): push her off then!
Poke00210 (10:25:41 PM): that would suck if they made Phil go all the way back to that bridge to eliminate the bowling moms
Poke00210 (10:28:34 PM): OK linda is the blonde
Poke00210 (10:28:56 PM): yeah, there's gonna be a bottleneck in the philippines
Poke00210 (10:29:00 PM): wacky Filipinos
Poke00210 (10:29:56 PM): ha ha, you missed the Manila flight
Poke00210 (10:30:26 PM): that's one ugly-assed airport
Poke00210 (10:30:32 PM): weird puke-green carpet
Poke00210 (10:30:49 PM): i miss mirna
Poke00210 (10:30:59 PM): she sooo needed a jimmy spanking
Poke00210 (10:31:05 PM): ooh hi texas
Poke00210 (10:31:48 PM): ha ha, they caught up w/the Cock
Poke00210 (10:32:01 PM): ha ha, they bottlenecked
Poke00210 (10:32:04 PM): eat it, cock
Poke00210 (10:32:23 PM): Hong Kong to Manila!
Poke00210 (10:32:37 PM): wacky filipino
Poke00210 (10:32:47 PM): yeah cock, eat it
Poke00210 (10:33:07 PM): dude, i was at that airport
Poke00210 (10:33:26 PM): ooh yeah Yield!
Poke00210 (10:33:32 PM): only on teams behind
Poke00210 (10:33:51 PM): cock/christie are like the lakers!
Poke00210 (10:33:58 PM): they're a bunch of cocks
Poke00210 (10:34:23 PM): yay impovershed filipinos
Poke00210 (10:34:40 PM): get in there uselessyeah do it
Poke00210 (10:34:47 PM): Yield the Cock!
Poke00210 (10:35:05 PM): Jeep-e-ney!
Poke00210 (10:35:30 PM): LOL that jeepney said imus
Poke00210 (10:35:42 PM): but tha'ts not don imus
Poke00210 (10:35:51 PM): my parents say there's a town called Imus
Poke00210 (10:36:06 PM): dad: they should've made them eat balut!
Poke00210 (10:38:24 PM): yeah eat it COCK
Poke00210 (10:38:37 PM): TOO BAD, COCKMASTER
Poke00210 (10:38:47 PM): what a psycho-cock
Poke00210 (10:39:01 PM): "baby, get out"
Poke00210 (10:39:23 PM): aww yeah bowling moms
Poke00210 (10:39:31 PM): whoa, Linda/Karen in first place
Poke00210 (10:39:40 PM): take jeepney to Victoria
Poke00210 (10:39:50 PM): Field behind Giant Duck!
Poke00210 (10:40:16 PM): Hello dere! Dis am the Giant Duck!
Poke00210 (10:40:29 PM): bowling moms beat you because you're married to USELESS GIRL
Poke00210 (10:42:54 PM): yeah nice job dumb bitch, *NEVER GET BETWEEN A FILIPINO AND HIS HORN*
Poke00210 (10:43:20 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons
Poke00210 (10:43:32 PM): Plow or Fowl
Poke00210 (10:43:38 PM): yay caribou!
Poke00210 (10:43:47 PM): LOL or herd 1000 ducks
Poke00210 (10:44:00 PM): aww yeah wacky filipino ducks
Poke00210 (10:44:05 PM): wonder if they understand tagalog
Poke00210 (10:44:17 PM): oh that caribou looks pissed
Poke00210 (10:44:35 PM): oh yeah they played unfair, because YIELDS AREN'T IN THE RULES
Poke00210 (10:44:37 PM): CUNT
Poke00210 (10:45:18 PM): teams must now make way to manila to Coconut Palace
Poke00210 (10:45:44 PM): MOMS BOWLING
Poke00210 (10:46:04 PM): stupid twins would've tried the duck thing
Poke00210 (10:46:16 PM): "chip was moving too fast for me"
Poke00210 (10:46:21 PM): THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE USELESS
Poke00210 (10:47:01 PM): ooh hi texas
Poke00210 (10:47:48 PM): oh that caribou looks hellapissed
Poke00210 (10:48:01 PM): get in there you dumb bitch
Poke00210 (10:48:28 PM): "No, in this field! My ox is broken! This is bull---!"
Poke00210 (10:48:51 PM): dumb bitch you should help him, huh
Poke00210 (10:49:13 PM): "listen to yourself, no wonder you can't control him"
Poke00210 (10:49:19 PM): "Oh my god, i hate you"
Poke00210 (10:49:55 PM): OK it's a black/white racial comedy with queen latifah and jimmy fallon
Poke00210 (10:50:06 PM): which one of my friends is stupid enough to want to see this with me?
Poke00210 (10:50:36 PM): well, i suppose i don't want to see it... not sure how this was beaten out by Butterfly Effect
Poke00210 (10:50:55 PM): should've called that movie "Dude, Where's my Crack H
Poke00210 (10:51:01 PM): Crack Whore"
Poke00210 (10:51:04 PM): dammit
Poke00210 (10:51:51 PM): why have i not been excited about survivor since my super-senior semester?
Poke00210 (10:52:32 PM): what a cockmaster of a commercial
Poke00210 (10:52:37 PM): wonder how LAX turned out
Poke00210 (10:52:47 PM): "Oh my God... I hate you!"
Poke00210 (10:53:41 PM): "Stupid ox! No!"
Poke00210 (10:53:50 PM): "Get the f--- over here and have a look!"
Poke00210 (10:54:01 PM): you are such a COCK
Poke00210 (10:54:18 PM): yeah, get off the bus and find a taxi
Poke00210 (10:54:28 PM): don't do it you fucking cock-tard
Poke00210 (10:55:20 PM): and now they've all decided to flag taxis
Poke00210 (10:55:48 PM): Wacky Filipino
Poke00210 (10:56:12 PM): "we have no choice but to break the law"
Poke00210 (10:56:50 PM): LOL "it's in teh lord's hands, right" (cut to: filipino catholic rear mirror hanging
Poke00210 (10:56:51 PM): )
Poke00210 (10:57:03 PM): (cut to: chick in maria clara)
Poke00210 (10:57:12 PM): Chip/Useless, team #1!
Poke00210 (10:57:25 PM): some good news for (them)
Poke00210 (10:57:30 PM): ooh, hawaii vacation
Poke00210 (10:57:50 PM): rosary
Poke00210 (10:58:12 PM): whoa, Linda/Karen team #2!
Poke00210 (10:59:00 PM): Pussy/Nicole "thank you Lord" team #3
Poke00210 (10:59:22 PM): oh yes yes, Cock/Christie with the nice legs and ass Last Team to Arrive
Poke00210 (10:59:24 PM): but...
Poke00210 (10:59:27 PM): wait for it
Poke00210 (10:59:49 PM): fuck that "i'm pleased to tell you it's non-elimination"
Poke00210 (10:59:58 PM): bullshit he's pleased to tell him that
Poke00210 (11:00:50 PM): ooh hi christie boobs
Poke00210 (11:00:59 PM): i want to put everything in you, ooh yeah
Poke00210 (11:01:21 PM): ohh!! they showed mirna/charla in hockey gear!
Poke00210 (11:03:42 PM): oh wait, that cute golfer chick is from Piedmont, CA.... right next door to 81 Glen!
