Thursday, November 18, 2004
Public - 10:11 AM
More R-rated fun!!!
OK so if you know your jimmy-history, you know who Tricia and Julie as well as Helen and Lindsey are. I probably got drunk and told you who Checkers, aka Bobby is as well...
well shit, that pisces quiz had some name generators, so let's see what the internets said these names really should have been...
"Jennifer C Greenberg" yields this...
And then "Megan Mary McDonald" returns the following...
oh jesus, LOL
OK so "Checkers" and "Bobby" really should have been...
That's if I'm dating a woman who calls me James. If she happens to call me "Jimmy [last name deleted]" however...
Hmm. Interesting. Kinda brings new meaning the the whole "to boldly go where no man has gone before..." oh and split your legs, ladies, not your infinitives, btw
OK more name generators, and this time somewhat of an ironic twist but you knew it was coming... here's one just to get you started
"James [last name deleted]":
OK so the cool thing about these next three is that the next three people 1) actually are strippers but 2) already dance using their real names. Oh noes! What will the machine do?
As my good friend "Mitchell Skinner"...
... is fond of saying, "One way to find out." And I'd like to state that Trinity is one of the hottest stage names ever. That's probably the Catholic in me...
"Grace Shaw":
(holy shit, that would work out pretty well!)
"Chenelle Lord":
(what color is a topaz? that might work...)
"Devon George":
(sounds kinda black, but OK)
I'm surprised, I thought this thing would give out stupid stage names, but these are supposable names...
OK so if you know your jimmy-history, you know who Tricia and Julie as well as Helen and Lindsey are. I probably got drunk and told you who Checkers, aka Bobby is as well...
well shit, that pisces quiz had some name generators, so let's see what the internets said these names really should have been...
"Jennifer C Greenberg" yields this...
| Your Boobies' Names Are: Bambi and Thumper |
And then "Megan Mary McDonald" returns the following...
| Your Boobies' Names Are: The Blind Melons |
oh jesus, LOL
OK so "Checkers" and "Bobby" really should have been...
| Your Penis Name is: Beefy McManstick |
That's if I'm dating a woman who calls me James. If she happens to call me "Jimmy [last name deleted]" however...
| Your Penis Name is: Captain Kirk |
Hmm. Interesting. Kinda brings new meaning the the whole "to boldly go where no man has gone before..." oh and split your legs, ladies, not your infinitives, btw
OK more name generators, and this time somewhat of an ironic twist but you knew it was coming... here's one just to get you started
"James [last name deleted]":
| Your Stripper Name is: Decadence |
OK so the cool thing about these next three is that the next three people 1) actually are strippers but 2) already dance using their real names. Oh noes! What will the machine do?
As my good friend "Mitchell Skinner"...
| Your Stripper Name is: Trinity |
... is fond of saying, "One way to find out." And I'd like to state that Trinity is one of the hottest stage names ever. That's probably the Catholic in me...
"Grace Shaw":
(holy shit, that would work out pretty well!)
| Your Stripper Name is: Cookie |
"Chenelle Lord":
(what color is a topaz? that might work...)
| Your Stripper Name is: Topaz |
"Devon George":
(sounds kinda black, but OK)
| Your Stripper Name is: Mystique |
I'm surprised, I thought this thing would give out stupid stage names, but these are supposable names...
