Tio Jaime: Aleph One

So this made the blog, but my friend's persistence and my holiday goodwill caused me to make some changes... The edited version is just as funny, i think. Kinda like Adam Sandler's PG version of "Ode to My Car"

Poke00210 = me! yay!
manhattan = [CENSORED]

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manhattan (1:57:33 PM): well if she is in Zautica call me up, I would like to see her break her shoes
Poke00210 (1:57:44 PM): yeah she asked for a ride to zautica right now
Poke00210 (1:57:48 PM): she'll be there tonight
manhattan (1:57:56 PM): how does she get home?
Poke00210 (1:58:00 PM): i dunno
Poke00210 (1:58:18 PM): i always just challked it up to a transsubstantiation kinda mystery
Poke00210 (1:58:27 PM): but not as miraculous
manhattan (1:58:30 PM): :-/
manhattan (1:58:40 PM): who is your icon
Poke00210 (1:58:41 PM): i'm probably going to hell now for using that metaphor now, huh
Poke00210 (1:58:47 PM): i don't know.. lemme check
manhattan (1:58:49 PM): yeah I dunno
Poke00210 (1:58:56 PM): was gonna ask: is yours your [CENSORED] still?
manhattan (1:59:02 PM): it looks like a moose
Poke00210 (1:59:10 PM): oh! that's the Mariner Moose
manhattan (1:59:11 PM): no its David Suchet as Hercule Poirot
manhattan (1:59:24 PM): here
manhattan (1:59:26 PM): hold on
manhattan (1:59:32 PM): [CENSORED]
Poke00210 (1:59:36 PM): go for it
Poke00210 (1:59:43 PM): oh no
Poke00210 (1:59:46 PM): oh my.
Poke00210 (1:59:55 PM): [CENSORED]
manhattan (2:00:00 PM): [CENSORED]
Poke00210 (2:00:07 PM): ([CENSORED] your cousin)
Poke00210 (2:00:15 PM): i was at first gonna say [CENSORED]
manhattan (2:00:19 PM): then
Poke00210 (2:00:30 PM): but i'm afraid that isn't
manhattan (2:00:38 PM): say who it is
Poke00210 (2:00:43 PM): [CENSORED]?
manhattan (2:00:49 PM): yes
manhattan (2:00:49 PM): 1
Poke00210 (2:00:54 PM): oh lord
Poke00210 (2:00:59 PM): [CENSORED]?
manhattan (2:01:04 PM): yes
manhattan (2:01:04 PM): 2
Poke00210 (2:01:32 PM): [CENSORED] on a Gia?
manhattan (2:01:38 PM): yes
manhattan (2:01:39 PM): 3
Poke00210 (2:01:45 PM): [CENSORED]
manhattan (2:01:53 PM): ding ding ding
Poke00210 (2:01:56 PM): LOL
manhattan (2:01:57 PM): !
Poke00210 (2:01:59 PM): OK you've made the blog
manhattan (2:02:10 PM): no this is not to appear on the blog
Poke00210 (2:02:12 PM): you want me to change your name?
manhattan (2:02:18 PM): [CENSORED]
manhattan (2:02:22 PM): no mention what so ever
Poke00210 (2:02:44 PM): don't worry, i like you... and nobody reads my shit anyway