Tio Jaime: Aleph One

Poke00210 = newest owner of Apple's iPod Shuffle
VelvetLovePocket = Vagina name for MwHCock

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VelvetLovePocket (2:00:05 PM): I'm skipping class
VelvetLovePocket (2:00:08 PM): it's my birthday
VelvetLovePocket (2:00:09 PM): fuck it
Poke00210 (2:00:13 PM): your b-day!
Poke00210 (2:00:16 PM): happy birthdya!
VelvetLovePocket (2:00:21 PM): thanks dude
Poke00210 (2:00:21 PM): and dude, i bought a shuffle
VelvetLovePocket (2:00:32 PM): it's cool to skip class on your birthday, right?
VelvetLovePocket (2:00:37 PM): tell me it's okay
Poke00210 (2:00:41 PM): what would jimmy do?
VelvetLovePocket (2:00:48 PM): skip class?
Poke00210 (2:00:58 PM): *and* go to the zoo
VelvetLovePocket (2:01:01 PM): I mean, SKIP CL!!!!
VelvetLovePocket (2:01:03 PM): nice
Poke00210 (2:01:13 PM): well, not really go to the zoo by myself onmy b-day
Poke00210 (2:01:16 PM): that's kinda odd
VelvetLovePocket (2:01:20 PM): word
VelvetLovePocket (2:01:25 PM): but I can skip class
VelvetLovePocket (2:01:35 PM): I can download the lecture later and listen to it
VelvetLovePocket (2:01:48 PM): our lectures are posted as mp3s
Poke00210 (2:01:50 PM): do it! do it now!
Poke00210 (2:02:05 PM): you should listen to your lectures while you look at porn
VelvetLovePocket (2:02:11 PM): nice
Poke00210 (2:02:19 PM): if you do it through iphoto, you can have a slideshow of porn set to your lectures
Poke00210 (2:02:31 PM): and export that slideshow to quicktime
VelvetLovePocket (2:02:39 PM): nice
VelvetLovePocket (2:03:04 PM): That macmini can go from $599 to $800+ very quick
VelvetLovePocket (2:03:16 PM): just add supredrive, and airport and buletooth
Poke00210 (2:03:43 PM): oh yeah
Poke00210 (2:03:44 PM): i bet
Poke00210 (2:03:58 PM): whoa whoa, airport not included?
VelvetLovePocket (2:04:05 PM): nope
VelvetLovePocket (2:07:48 PM): which size ipod shuffle did you get?
Poke00210 (2:08:05 PM): 1gb
Poke00210 (2:08:19 PM): i got a settlement check from the dude who rear-ended me last night
Poke00210 (2:08:32 PM): ooh yessir, jimmy earned himself an iPod
VelvetLovePocket (2:08:38 PM): noyce
Poke00210 (2:08:52 PM): do you know how many of these non-mac-believers around me have ipods?
Poke00210 (2:08:57 PM): sweet merciful crap
Poke00210 (2:09:13 PM): and here i am, a loyal apple foot soldier... iPod-less
VelvetLovePocket (2:09:19 PM): Apple just won over a lot of people today
Poke00210 (2:09:25 PM): oh shit yeah
Poke00210 (2:09:38 PM): i wish it had a screen though
VelvetLovePocket (2:10:03 PM): yeah
VelvetLovePocket (2:10:09 PM): but for $159
VelvetLovePocket (2:10:14 PM): that is really cheap
Poke00210 (2:10:33 PM): how much are comparable flash based players?
VelvetLovePocket (2:10:40 PM): for a gig?
VelvetLovePocket (2:10:42 PM): dunno
Poke00210 (2:12:05 PM): i've just been waiting for this iPod dealie to come down in price enough for jimmy
Poke00210 (2:12:12 PM): the mini was still too expensive
VelvetLovePocket (2:12:17 PM): I am gonna get the Mac Mini
VelvetLovePocket (2:12:22 PM): my first desktop mac
Poke00210 (2:12:24 PM): that looks fucking sweet
VelvetLovePocket (2:14:13 PM): I think I'm going to keep it by my TV to watch divx movies and download big files
VelvetLovePocket (2:14:30 PM): You can send video to it over svideo out
Poke00210 (2:16:05 PM): to your tv...
VelvetLovePocket (2:16:13 PM): yes
VelvetLovePocket (2:16:21 PM): booyah