Wednesday, January 05, 2005

 

Public - 9:20 AM

ALTERNATE ENDING TO SHoP POST (original post here)

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...alternative to the pitiful "holiday" of Kwanzaa.

If your panties are in a bunch because I stepped on your toes (ooh, you like that double metaphor action? did i mention that i'm an engineer?), go down to Red Wing and buy yourself some nice steel toed boots. And then we can go to Victoria's Secret and look at/touch/sniff the panties.

I suppose you can sniff the boots too, as new shoes smell almost as nice as new cars.
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In an attempt to stave off SixHertz intervention by self-policing, I will start to post ancillary and auxiliary information here at xanga.

all my love,
Tio Jaime



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