Friday, February 11, 2005
Public - 11:47 AM
Poke00210 = Me
SixHertzWhenIPee = SixHertz, who is afraid of me putting his AIM on here. Which is actually not unfounded, since his AIM is his real name. Heh.
Poke00210 (8:08:26 AM): hello dere!
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:08:43 AM): Negro!
Poke00210 (8:10:01 AM): this is bad
Poke00210 (8:10:05 AM): my plate is empty today
Poke00210 (8:10:24 AM): so i have almost unlimited freedom to blog and comment and look at naughty pics and read naughty stories
Poke00210 (8:10:55 AM): perhaps i'll reread that naughty story from a few years back
Poke00210 (8:11:05 AM): it has that apocalyptic, The Stand feel to it
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:11:18 AM): uh oh. :D
Poke00210 (8:11:57 AM): comet crashes into pacific ocean, causes massive tsunami, nuclear winter, and whoops all the men are killed off but not the women
Poke00210 (8:12:07 AM): oh i wonder whatever shall mankind do
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:12:07 AM): except for me!
Poke00210 (8:12:11 AM): yay!
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:12:14 AM): ahhaha
Poke00210 (8:15:30 AM): so i'm jumping on the xbox live bandwagon, i've decided
Poke00210 (8:15:39 AM): which necessitates an xbox
Poke00210 (8:15:46 AM): which i will procure later this month
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:15:48 AM): uh oh...I sense you will have no life in the future.
Poke00210 (8:15:53 AM): but which also necessitates dsl
Poke00210 (8:15:59 AM): which i will have next wednesday
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:16:06 AM): 'bout bloody time.
Poke00210 (8:16:06 AM): which in turn necessitates a land line
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:16:18 AM): which necessitates an increase in salary.
Poke00210 (8:16:18 AM): yeah, but wait, this has all been carefully examined
Poke00210 (8:16:26 AM): no no no! i'll be saving money!
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:16:33 AM): no zoo!?
Poke00210 (8:16:37 AM): DSL and a phone line, about $40 a month, right?
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:16:44 AM): dis be tru.
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:16:54 AM): BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT, NO ZOO!?
Poke00210 (8:17:01 AM): yes! an internet connection at home will save me at least 2 trips a week, at a savings of more than $40 a month!
Poke00210 (8:17:07 AM): oh there'll still be zoo.
Poke00210 (8:17:10 AM): but just not as much
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:17:22 AM): well, I'm glad you're going on the monthly plan.
Poke00210 (8:17:27 AM): HOLY FUCKING SHIT
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:17:29 AM): 'cause methinks you should cut back.
Poke00210 (8:17:49 AM): well methinks you should youthinks about this some more... i've already told you that it's harmless
Poke00210 (8:18:01 AM): except for the money you spend on alcohol
Poke00210 (8:18:13 AM): which, if you go out to a normal place, you'll spend just as much on drinks
Poke00210 (8:19:01 AM): so, like i've illustrated to you before, why not go to a place where 1) Everybody Knows Your Name, 2) the best waitress in SF works, and 3) you might see something nice to look at
Poke00210 (8:19:58 AM): and what's with this leftist trying to dictate my morals to me?
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:20:35 AM): pigfucker, I"m just giving you a hard time.
Poke00210 (8:20:41 AM): yeah i know
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:20:43 AM): :D
Poke00210 (8:20:47 AM): it was a carefully calculate low-blow
Poke00210 (8:20:53 AM): *calculated*
Poke00210 (8:21:10 AM): well, actually...
Poke00210 (8:21:16 AM): i can tell you still balk at the idea
Poke00210 (8:21:27 AM): but, seriously, rest assured that it is harmless
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:21:36 AM): hey, for 2), what about crap-on-your-bed girl?
Poke00210 (8:21:46 AM): oh no...
Poke00210 (8:21:52 AM): COYB girl is not a good waitress
Poke00210 (8:21:57 AM): she's *improving*
Poke00210 (8:22:08 AM): the best waitress in SF is Emily...
Poke00210 (8:22:18 AM): very attentive, very intuitive
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:22:25 AM): very hawt?
Poke00210 (8:22:36 AM): even the other waitresses know she's rad
Poke00210 (8:22:43 AM): kinda looks like vanessa marcil
Poke00210 (8:22:47 AM): from The Rock
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:22:53 AM): ok, i think i'll have to look that one up.
Poke00210 (8:22:54 AM): and that shitty Las Vegas on nbc
Poke00210 (8:23:02 AM): oh yes, you'll likey-likey
Poke00210 (8:23:34 AM): WTF
Poke00210 (8:23:44 AM): why does her imdb photo look so craptacular
Poke00210 (8:24:31 AM): wow, she made herself look intentionally shitty at the fight club premiere
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:25:40 AM): dude, i love the notable quotable you had a few days back:
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:25:46 AM): Nicknames usually signify affinity or disdain. Tiffany was also known as "Crap On Your Bed Girl" because she was just like the cute little puppy who would crap on your bed, but you couldn't stay mad at it... Tiffany would fuck up drink orders, but she was just so cute (and F-able) it didn't really matter now, did it? She'd fix it for you... We made out in my truck one night.
find me a woman,
Jihad Jimmy
Poke00210 (8:26:03 AM): OK now tiffany was cute
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:26:04 AM): "find me a woman" hahahahaha
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:26:17 AM): it's just a one liner that's perfectly placed!
Poke00210 (8:26:31 AM): she's back... and now i have to actively make plans to break up her and her BF
Poke00210 (8:26:36 AM): *again*
Poke00210 (8:27:03 AM): thought you would've liked the "we made out in my truck one night" one-liner better
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:27:14 AM): it all goes together.
Poke00210 (8:27:24 AM): making out w/chicks in my truck is fun
Poke00210 (8:27:28 AM): i'd like to do that more often
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:28:54 AM): tell me, were her and her bf still together when you were in her truck?!
Poke00210 (8:29:05 AM): umm
Poke00210 (8:29:16 AM): maybe
Poke00210 (8:29:20 AM): so far as i know
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:29:23 AM): aww riiiggghhht!
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:29:29 AM): is he an asshole?
Poke00210 (8:29:40 AM): at the time i believe he was
Poke00210 (8:29:51 AM): and then i think she kinda got in trouble that night
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:29:59 AM): heh, oops
Poke00210 (8:29:59 AM): because i brought her home late
Poke00210 (8:30:01 AM): heh
Poke00210 (8:30:08 AM): and so i think he's more attentive now
Poke00210 (8:30:25 AM): although last week she was saying that he's somewhat oppressive
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:30:27 AM): now, you see, that would be failing to actively break up her and her bf.
Poke00210 (8:30:37 AM): doesn't allow her to have friends, male or female
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:31:01 AM): Yeah, that'll end it for him really quickly, actually.
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:31:08 AM): she'll get fed up soon enough.
Poke00210 (8:31:16 AM): i'm guessing that the only strategy I have is to get her into trouble w/him?
Poke00210 (8:31:27 AM): i don't think she's smart enough to leave
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:31:27 AM): hmm...
Poke00210 (8:31:44 AM): but she has nice boobs!
Poke00210 (8:31:47 AM): and nice legs!
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:31:59 AM): jesus, dude...if she's braindead, you obviously aren't thinking long term.
Poke00210 (8:32:06 AM): umm no
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:32:18 AM): definitely, just get her into trouble with him.
Poke00210 (8:32:25 AM): yessir
Poke00210 (8:32:31 AM): Reporting for Duty!
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:32:33 AM): if you post this shit on the blog, I will destroy you.
SixHertzWhenIPee = SixHertz, who is afraid of me putting his AIM on here. Which is actually not unfounded, since his AIM is his real name. Heh.
Poke00210 (8:08:26 AM): hello dere!
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:08:43 AM): Negro!
Poke00210 (8:10:01 AM): this is bad
Poke00210 (8:10:05 AM): my plate is empty today
Poke00210 (8:10:24 AM): so i have almost unlimited freedom to blog and comment and look at naughty pics and read naughty stories
Poke00210 (8:10:55 AM): perhaps i'll reread that naughty story from a few years back
Poke00210 (8:11:05 AM): it has that apocalyptic, The Stand feel to it
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:11:18 AM): uh oh. :D
Poke00210 (8:11:57 AM): comet crashes into pacific ocean, causes massive tsunami, nuclear winter, and whoops all the men are killed off but not the women
Poke00210 (8:12:07 AM): oh i wonder whatever shall mankind do
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:12:07 AM): except for me!
Poke00210 (8:12:11 AM): yay!
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:12:14 AM): ahhaha
Poke00210 (8:15:30 AM): so i'm jumping on the xbox live bandwagon, i've decided
Poke00210 (8:15:39 AM): which necessitates an xbox
Poke00210 (8:15:46 AM): which i will procure later this month
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:15:48 AM): uh oh...I sense you will have no life in the future.
Poke00210 (8:15:53 AM): but which also necessitates dsl
Poke00210 (8:15:59 AM): which i will have next wednesday
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:16:06 AM): 'bout bloody time.
Poke00210 (8:16:06 AM): which in turn necessitates a land line
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:16:18 AM): which necessitates an increase in salary.
Poke00210 (8:16:18 AM): yeah, but wait, this has all been carefully examined
Poke00210 (8:16:26 AM): no no no! i'll be saving money!
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:16:33 AM): no zoo!?
Poke00210 (8:16:37 AM): DSL and a phone line, about $40 a month, right?
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:16:44 AM): dis be tru.
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:16:54 AM): BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT, NO ZOO!?
Poke00210 (8:17:01 AM): yes! an internet connection at home will save me at least 2 trips a week, at a savings of more than $40 a month!
Poke00210 (8:17:07 AM): oh there'll still be zoo.
Poke00210 (8:17:10 AM): but just not as much
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:17:22 AM): well, I'm glad you're going on the monthly plan.
Poke00210 (8:17:27 AM): HOLY FUCKING SHIT
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:17:29 AM): 'cause methinks you should cut back.
Poke00210 (8:17:49 AM): well methinks you should youthinks about this some more... i've already told you that it's harmless
Poke00210 (8:18:01 AM): except for the money you spend on alcohol
Poke00210 (8:18:13 AM): which, if you go out to a normal place, you'll spend just as much on drinks
Poke00210 (8:19:01 AM): so, like i've illustrated to you before, why not go to a place where 1) Everybody Knows Your Name, 2) the best waitress in SF works, and 3) you might see something nice to look at
Poke00210 (8:19:58 AM): and what's with this leftist trying to dictate my morals to me?
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:20:35 AM): pigfucker, I"m just giving you a hard time.
Poke00210 (8:20:41 AM): yeah i know
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:20:43 AM): :D
Poke00210 (8:20:47 AM): it was a carefully calculate low-blow
Poke00210 (8:20:53 AM): *calculated*
Poke00210 (8:21:10 AM): well, actually...
Poke00210 (8:21:16 AM): i can tell you still balk at the idea
Poke00210 (8:21:27 AM): but, seriously, rest assured that it is harmless
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:21:36 AM): hey, for 2), what about crap-on-your-bed girl?
Poke00210 (8:21:46 AM): oh no...
Poke00210 (8:21:52 AM): COYB girl is not a good waitress
Poke00210 (8:21:57 AM): she's *improving*
Poke00210 (8:22:08 AM): the best waitress in SF is Emily...
Poke00210 (8:22:18 AM): very attentive, very intuitive
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:22:25 AM): very hawt?
Poke00210 (8:22:36 AM): even the other waitresses know she's rad
Poke00210 (8:22:43 AM): kinda looks like vanessa marcil
Poke00210 (8:22:47 AM): from The Rock
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:22:53 AM): ok, i think i'll have to look that one up.
Poke00210 (8:22:54 AM): and that shitty Las Vegas on nbc
Poke00210 (8:23:02 AM): oh yes, you'll likey-likey
Poke00210 (8:23:34 AM): WTF
Poke00210 (8:23:44 AM): why does her imdb photo look so craptacular
Poke00210 (8:24:31 AM): wow, she made herself look intentionally shitty at the fight club premiere
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:25:40 AM): dude, i love the notable quotable you had a few days back:
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:25:46 AM): Nicknames usually signify affinity or disdain. Tiffany was also known as "Crap On Your Bed Girl" because she was just like the cute little puppy who would crap on your bed, but you couldn't stay mad at it... Tiffany would fuck up drink orders, but she was just so cute (and F-able) it didn't really matter now, did it? She'd fix it for you... We made out in my truck one night.
find me a woman,
Jihad Jimmy
Poke00210 (8:26:03 AM): OK now tiffany was cute
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:26:04 AM): "find me a woman" hahahahaha
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:26:17 AM): it's just a one liner that's perfectly placed!
Poke00210 (8:26:31 AM): she's back... and now i have to actively make plans to break up her and her BF
Poke00210 (8:26:36 AM): *again*
Poke00210 (8:27:03 AM): thought you would've liked the "we made out in my truck one night" one-liner better
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:27:14 AM): it all goes together.
Poke00210 (8:27:24 AM): making out w/chicks in my truck is fun
Poke00210 (8:27:28 AM): i'd like to do that more often
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:28:54 AM): tell me, were her and her bf still together when you were in her truck?!
Poke00210 (8:29:05 AM): umm
Poke00210 (8:29:16 AM): maybe
Poke00210 (8:29:20 AM): so far as i know
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:29:23 AM): aww riiiggghhht!
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:29:29 AM): is he an asshole?
Poke00210 (8:29:40 AM): at the time i believe he was
Poke00210 (8:29:51 AM): and then i think she kinda got in trouble that night
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:29:59 AM): heh, oops
Poke00210 (8:29:59 AM): because i brought her home late
Poke00210 (8:30:01 AM): heh
Poke00210 (8:30:08 AM): and so i think he's more attentive now
Poke00210 (8:30:25 AM): although last week she was saying that he's somewhat oppressive
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:30:27 AM): now, you see, that would be failing to actively break up her and her bf.
Poke00210 (8:30:37 AM): doesn't allow her to have friends, male or female
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:31:01 AM): Yeah, that'll end it for him really quickly, actually.
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:31:08 AM): she'll get fed up soon enough.
Poke00210 (8:31:16 AM): i'm guessing that the only strategy I have is to get her into trouble w/him?
Poke00210 (8:31:27 AM): i don't think she's smart enough to leave
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:31:27 AM): hmm...
Poke00210 (8:31:44 AM): but she has nice boobs!
Poke00210 (8:31:47 AM): and nice legs!
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:31:59 AM): jesus, dude...if she's braindead, you obviously aren't thinking long term.
Poke00210 (8:32:06 AM): umm no
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:32:18 AM): definitely, just get her into trouble with him.
Poke00210 (8:32:25 AM): yessir
Poke00210 (8:32:31 AM): Reporting for Duty!
SixHertzWhenIPee (8:32:33 AM): if you post this shit on the blog, I will destroy you.
