Sunday, February 20, 2005
Public - 12:20 PM
| Poke00210 (2:26:46 AM): hi there condi Poke00210 (2:26:54 AM): OK i'm gonna 3am criticize The Graduate Poke00210 (2:27:00 AM): which is a damn good movie Poke00210 (2:27:43 AM): all the while having a omelette, triscuits, cheez-its, Glenfiddich 18 Year, and trying to send mp3s to 'Trose! Poke00210 (2:27:54 AM): oh it's true Poke00210 (2:28:02 AM): let's do this Poke00210 (2:28:42 AM): Embassy Pictures Poke00210 (2:28:56 AM): approach to Los Angeles Poke00210 (2:29:28 AM): and in a salami-onion omelette, not enough onions is better than too many damn onions Poke00210 (2:30:25 AM): la la la Sound of Silence Poke00210 (2:30:26 AM): yay Poke00210 (2:30:37 AM): oh look scotch Poke00210 (2:31:17 AM): hope these eggs cooked OK Poke00210 (2:31:30 AM): Dustin Hoffman is man-prety Poke00210 (2:31:33 AM): man-pretty Poke00210 (2:32:48 AM): oh yay the carlsons are here from tarzana Poke00210 (2:33:15 AM): something about a wop car? Poke00210 (2:33:23 AM): How are you, track star? Poke00210 (2:33:52 AM): proud proud proud proud proud proud proud proud proud proud Poke00210 (2:33:59 AM): Ben Poke00210 (2:34:02 AM): Mr. McGuire Poke00210 (2:34:19 AM): just wanna say one word to you Poke00210 (2:34:20 AM): one word Poke00210 (2:34:25 AM): Listen. Understnad Poke00210 (2:34:27 AM): Plastics Poke00210 (2:34:34 AM): great future in plastics Poke00210 (2:34:44 AM): yeah, especially for some liberal arts kinda dude, ya? Poke00210 (2:34:46 AM): great Poke00210 (2:34:58 AM): Ben's college yearbook, woowee! Poke00210 (2:35:01 AM): need more scotch Poke00210 (2:35:58 AM): Mrs. Robinson! Poke00210 (2:36:25 AM): is it a girl? Poke00210 (2:36:37 AM): i like anne bancroft Poke00210 (2:36:49 AM): probably because she spells her name w/an "E" Poke00210 (2:37:16 AM): nice throw, woman Poke00210 (2:37:44 AM): why the shit do I have HOLD FAST written on my knuckles? Poke00210 (2:38:16 AM): ooh yeah she doesn't feel safe until she gets the lights on Poke00210 (2:40:00 AM): what do you think of her Poke00210 (2:40:09 AM): you've known her all your life, you must have formed some opinion of her Poke00210 (2:41:00 AM): i like her legs Poke00210 (2:41:09 AM): ooh hi legs Poke00210 (2:41:19 AM): Mrs. Robinson you're trying to seduce me Poke00210 (2:41:23 AM): Aren't you? Poke00210 (2:41:40 AM): finish your drink Poke00210 (2:41:43 AM): i need a drink Poke00210 (2:42:01 AM): yay elaine portrait Poke00210 (2:42:23 AM): ooh come over there for a minute Poke00210 (2:42:30 AM): "will you unzip my dress" Poke00210 (2:43:08 AM): OK and now she's getting all lkinds of naked Poke00210 (2:43:38 AM): would you *like* me to seduce you? Poke00210 (2:44:27 AM): meh, and now she's mad Poke00210 (2:44:35 AM): put the purse in elaine's room ooh yeah Poke00210 (2:44:40 AM): uh oh Poke00210 (2:44:50 AM): OK *now* she's all kinds of naked Poke00210 (2:45:21 AM): Oh jesus, mr. robinson's home Poke00210 (2:45:25 AM): i don't really like tan lines Poke00210 (2:46:25 AM): OK omelette is now craptacular Poke00210 (2:46:29 AM): too many damn onions Poke00210 (2:47:04 AM): you'llnever be young again Poke00210 (2:47:14 AM): Can I make a suggestion? Poke00210 (2:49:00 AM): this kelis vs. madonna isn't so great Poke00210 (2:49:42 AM): ben's 21st b-day Poke00210 (2:49:48 AM): "can i speak to you for a second dad?" Poke00210 (2:51:07 AM): and now, dustin hoffman in scuba gear Poke00210 (2:52:11 AM): and now he's in the pool Poke00210 (2:52:32 AM): no real connection to the scene in Old School, but somehow I made the transition?? Poke00210 (2:52:39 AM): the simon and garfunkel helped Poke00210 (2:53:18 AM): I was thinking about that tim eafter theparty... Poke00210 (2:53:20 AM): time after the party Poke00210 (2:53:25 AM): The Taft Hotel! Poke00210 (2:53:31 AM): OK Poke00210 (2:54:14 AM): yay old people Poke00210 (2:55:24 AM): ahh, thank you Poke00210 (2:56:09 AM): oh, how we have a brannon Poke00210 (2:57:12 AM): Hallo, benjamin Poke00210 (2:57:28 AM): may i have a drink Poke00210 (2:57:39 AM): Waiter. I will have a martini Poke00210 (2:58:15 AM): Mmm, anne bancroft is a yum yum Poke00210 (2:59:19 AM): Mr. Gladstone! Poke00210 (2:59:31 AM): I just have a toothbrush Poke00210 (2:59:41 AM): yay, toothbrush Poke00210 (3:00:04 AM): Benjamin Poke00210 (3:00:08 AM): Benjamin Braddock Poke00210 (3:01:08 AM): Check Please Poke00210 (3:01:18 AM): I gots me a toothbrush Poke00210 (3:01:29 AM): gonna put some dishes away Poke00210 (3:01:31 AM): no more scotch Poke00210 (3:03:52 AM): well Poke00210 (3:03:57 AM): they're in the room Poke00210 (3:04:01 AM): and she's getting undressed Poke00210 (3:04:16 AM): i wanna spank anne bancroft Poke00210 (3:04:34 AM): nice job w/the wood hanger there Poke00210 (3:04:41 AM): oh, i poured another scotch Poke00210 (3:04:45 AM): becasue I could Poke00210 (3:04:57 AM): OK and now she's taking off her blouse again Poke00210 (3:05:21 AM): this is all terribly wrong Poke00210 (3:05:32 AM): I think you're the most attractive of all my parents' friends Poke00210 (3:06:01 AM): Is this your first time? Poke00210 (3:06:07 AM): oh that's a laugh-and-a-half Poke00210 (3:06:20 AM): heh, and now you're inadequate Poke00210 (3:06:33 AM): OK so what happened? Poke00210 (3:06:36 AM): did they have the sex? Poke00210 (3:06:45 AM): and cut to pool Poke00210 (3:06:52 AM): simon and garfunky Poke00210 (3:08:40 AM): OK and now i'm falling asleep Poke00210 (3:09:13 AM): they should remake The Graduate with Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, with Poke00210 (3:09:18 AM): whoops, fell asleep there Poke00210 (3:09:44 AM): segue into: new simon and garfunkle song Poke00210 (3:10:36 AM): OK nothing's happening, except for me falling asleep Poke00210 (3:10:41 AM): and not drinking my scotch Poke00210 (3:11:38 AM): OK now he's in the ool Poke00210 (3:11:47 AM): pool Poke00210 (3:12:01 AM): oh, he hasn't been thinking about graduate school Poke00210 (3:12:45 AM): oh the robinsons are here Poke00210 (3:12:51 AM): Dude, Whjere's my Scotch\ Poke00210 (3:13:25 AM): falling asleep here Poke00210 (3:13:46 AM): drive around-age Poke00210 (3:13:50 AM): ben's mom is fucking hot Poke00210 (3:14:13 AM): OK i missed that exchange Poke00210 (3:14:22 AM): but what it all boils down to is that ben's mom ie hot Poke00210 (3:16:03 AM): ooh separate bedrooms Poke00210 (3:16:22 AM): he doesn't want to pry, but he's OK w/plowing Mrs. Robinson's lower 40 Poke00210 (3:19:08 AM): oops, pissed her off Poke00210 (3:27:15 AM): i'm gonna brush my teeth Poke00210 (3:27:26 AM): maybe lie down for a second Poke00210 (3:27:35 AM): i don't think we're going the distance tonight Poke00210 (3:31:38 AM): OK just brushed my teeth Poke00210 (3:31:41 AM): this ain't happening Poke00210 (3:31:46 AM): goodnight kids “Poke00210” signed off at 3:31:54 AM. |
