Tuesday, February 15, 2005
Public - 3:10 PM
JihadJimmy (12:10:51 PM): whoa, how'd witty sex kitten find us? she doesn't have trackbacks
SixHertz (12:11:18 PM): a post you left her in December.
JihadJimmy (12:11:34 PM): oh oh oh
JihadJimmy (12:11:49 PM): i think you should start garnering boob pics like ehowa
JihadJimmy (12:11:58 PM): from chicks
SixHertz (12:11:59 PM): yeah, there you go.
SixHertz (12:12:12 PM): with "SHoP" painted on their boobies?
JihadJimmy (12:12:19 PM): yes, but chicks
SixHertz (12:12:22 PM): maybe the 'o' can be their nipple.
SixHertz (12:12:37 PM): My parents'll love that.
JihadJimmy (12:12:53 PM): please for the love of God confirm that you want chicks and not guys to send in boobie pictures
JihadJimmy (12:12:57 PM): oh yeah, parents, huh
SixHertz (12:12:59 PM): I really wish I could've erased their memory of the SHoP.
SixHertz (12:13:02 PM): hahaha
JihadJimmy (12:13:33 PM): oh! i think my dad found either SHoP (uh oh) a/o xanga (all hands abandon ship! all hands abandon ship!)
SixHertz (12:13:53 PM): LOL
JihadJimmy (12:16:26 PM): and heh
JihadJimmy (12:16:33 PM): this chick i've been e-mailing?
JihadJimmy (12:16:45 PM): (met her on CL, physician heal thyself)
JihadJimmy (12:16:59 PM): i think she found xanga and the SHoP through my yahoo profile
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JihadJimmy (12:17:11 PM): since i e-mailed her from yahoo
SixHertz (12:17:38 PM): hahah, what she think? She stop emailing you?
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JihadJimmy (12:32:35 PM): no i dunno, i was gonna give her a call later today
SixHertz (12:33:18 PM): ooOOOooo. Darmok, his arms open.
JihadJimmy (12:33:27 PM): LOL
JihadJimmy (12:33:30 PM): oh shit
SixHertz (12:33:39 PM): or, timbah, his arms open.
JihadJimmy (12:33:53 PM): OK are we gonna have a star trek nerd-war?
JihadJimmy (12:34:04 PM): i don't think i can do this as well as i could've 10 years ago
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JihadJimmy (12:34:58 PM): THERE... ARE... FOUR LIGHTS!!!
SixHertz (12:39:30 PM): hahahah
SixHertz (12:40:14 PM): I WILL NOT YIELD!
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JihadJimmy (12:47:34 PM): Yes, I do indeed concur. Absolutely. Wholeheartedly.
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SixHertz (12:49:17 PM): i like chicken, i like liver, meow mix, meow mix, please deliver.....
SixHertz (12:49:20 PM): meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
JihadJimmy (12:50:13 PM): dude, yeah, that was a stupid fucking episode
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JihadJimmy (12:52:23 PM): It is green.
SixHertz (12:53:24 PM): ah, yes, an actual Dyson's Sphere!
JihadJimmy (12:53:33 PM): The USS Interrprise! No bloody "A," no bloody "B," no bloody "C," and no bloody "D!"
SixHertz (12:53:41 PM): AHAHAHHAAH
SixHertz (12:54:02 PM): Kirk. Enterprise.
JihadJimmy (12:54:36 PM): And it appears... as if you have found him.
JihadJimmy (12:54:45 PM): (to be continued)
SixHertz wants to send file Family Guy - Star Trek.mpg (12:54:52 PM).
JihadJimmy (12:55:14 PM): OK in the last quote, who said it, and who is the antecedent for "him"
JihadJimmy (12:55:15 PM): ?
SixHertz (12:55:24 PM): can you not accept file transfers?
JihadJimmy (12:55:31 PM): not sure why it's not going through
JihadJimmy (12:55:51 PM): http://www.rhothetaphi.org/jimmy/hearts/HeartWTF.jpg
SixHertz (12:55:55 PM): lol
SixHertz (12:56:12 PM): I believe I will over-geek you on that one, buddy.
JihadJimmy (12:56:20 PM): hit me w/your best shot
SixHertz (12:57:01 PM): it is "And it appears... that you have found him....captain picard" - Mr. Spock....in "Reunification"
SixHertz (12:57:03 PM): BAM!
SixHertz (12:57:10 PM): OH FUCK YEAH!
SixHertz (12:57:16 PM): DAMN I'M GOOD!
JihadJimmy (12:57:40 PM): did you have to look that one up?
SixHertz (12:57:46 PM): /me humps the computer screen
SixHertz (12:58:04 PM): oh fuck no. No self respecting star trek geek would even have to.
JihadJimmy (12:58:06 PM): <==== throws up on keyboard
JihadJimmy (12:58:08 PM): good man
JihadJimmy (12:58:14 PM): i was afraid there for a split second
JihadJimmy (12:59:30 PM): i kinda stopped watching during DS9, when they started in w/the war
SixHertz (12:59:39 PM): that's when DS9 got good.
JihadJimmy (12:59:39 PM): never picked up voyager
JihadJimmy (12:59:45 PM): and not enterprise
SixHertz (12:59:47 PM): voyager blew until the last season or two.
SixHertz (12:59:53 PM): enterprise blows mouse dick.
JihadJimmy (1:00:10 PM): the theme song is fucking gay-tarded
SixHertz (1:00:35 PM): I dunno. I get the overwhelming urge to spooge all over myself when I hear it.
JihadJimmy (1:00:53 PM): and yeah, isn't that a combination of gay and retarded?
SixHertz (1:00:59 PM): yah
SixHertz (1:01:31 PM): damn file transfer.
JihadJimmy (1:02:07 PM): OK F-Marry-Kill: Lt. Jadzia Dax, Dr. Beverly Crusher, Ensign Ro Laren
SixHertz (1:02:38 PM): i never played this game.
JihadJimmy (1:02:42 PM): really?
SixHertz (1:02:44 PM): no
JihadJimmy (1:03:31 PM): i'll name off three women, and you put them in the order of which one you want to F, which one you want to Marry, and which one you want to Kill
JihadJimmy (1:03:49 PM): notice how i'm keeping it PG-13 rated for the SHoP later
SixHertz (1:04:04 PM): oh god, you're putting this on SHoP?
JihadJimmy (1:04:06 PM): ideally, the one you Marry you don't really F
SixHertz (1:04:14 PM): aww, man.
SixHertz (1:04:26 PM): what's the point, then?
SixHertz (1:04:27 PM): :D
JihadJimmy (1:04:31 PM): here's your cake. don't eat it.
SixHertz (1:04:42 PM): I'd want my Dax and eat it too.
JihadJimmy (1:04:45 PM): sorry... "here's your cake, but don't eat it"
JihadJimmy (1:04:48 PM): well yes
SixHertz (1:04:59 PM): But I'd definitely destroy Ro Laren.
JihadJimmy (1:05:14 PM): dude ensign ro had a nice butt
SixHertz (1:05:29 PM): dude ensign ro had a butt face
JihadJimmy (1:05:36 PM): beside the point
JihadJimmy (1:05:52 PM): that's why i'd go Ens. Ro, Lt. Dax, Dr. Crusher
JihadJimmy (1:05:56 PM): F-M-K
SixHertz (1:06:04 PM): hmmm....
JihadJimmy (1:06:17 PM): and i was a *huge* dr. crusher fan
SixHertz (1:06:18 PM): I woulda gone Dax, Crusher, Ro
JihadJimmy (1:06:34 PM): OK let's get a little more obscure
SixHertz (1:06:52 PM): I'm a sucker for brunettes with light-colored eyes.
JihadJimmy (1:07:35 PM): F-M-K: Lt. Cmdr. Shelby, Ens. Robin Lefler, Dr. Selar
SixHertz (1:07:58 PM): Dr. Selar? hmm....
SixHertz (1:08:29 PM): standby...finding now.
SixHertz (1:09:19 PM): oh god. hmm...
SixHertz (1:09:40 PM): Robin Lefler, Dr. Selar, Lt. Cmdr. Shelby.
JihadJimmy (1:09:47 PM): (for those of you scoring the game at home, if your teenage son or daughter is exhibiting similar behavior as seen on the SHoP, start saving up for MIT or CalTech or Harvey Mudd)
JihadJimmy (1:10:29 PM): i'd be either ens. lefler, dr. selar, lt. cmdr shelby
JihadJimmy (1:10:35 PM): or lefler shelby selar
JihadJimmy (1:10:58 PM): depending on if i was in the top heavy OCD/WSK mode
JihadJimmy (1:11:13 PM): but definitely F ensign lefler
SixHertz (1:11:22 PM): yeah. that part was easy.
JihadJimmy (1:11:27 PM): all these choadstains nowadays who have a hard-on for ashley judd???
JihadJimmy (1:11:33 PM): dude, we trekkers had her first
SixHertz (1:11:53 PM): HAHAHAHA
SixHertz (1:11:56 PM): choadstains.
SixHertz (1:12:23 PM): Let's not put this up on the SHoP, mmkay? :D
JihadJimmy (1:12:58 PM): pussy
JihadJimmy (1:13:29 PM): here look!!! http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000171/
JihadJimmy (1:13:49 PM): Ashley Judd's first significant role was on ST:TNG
SixHertz (1:14:18 PM): aw hell yeah.
SixHertz (1:14:25 PM): :T
SixHertz (1:14:47 PM): that shows up as an emoticon.
JihadJimmy (1:15:35 PM): \ Y /
JihadJimmy (1:15:42 PM): how about that
SixHertz (1:15:46 PM): wanna see a picture of the girl I'm dating?
JihadJimmy (1:15:48 PM): that's kind of a stretch
JihadJimmy (1:15:59 PM): sure
SixHertz (1:16:07 PM): what's \ Y /?
JihadJimmy (1:16:27 PM): it's supposed to be a woman's pelvic area... i was calling you a pussy
SixHertz (1:16:37 PM): dork
SixHertz wants to directly connect (1:16:41 PM).
JihadJimmy (1:17:00 PM): in your font, it looks like a mangina, actually!
SixHertz (1:17:09 PM): how did you send that picture to me last night?
JihadJimmy (1:17:16 PM): i was using the apple chat client
SixHertz (1:17:18 PM): where it appeared in the text history screen?
JihadJimmy (1:17:28 PM): shit if i know
JihadJimmy (1:17:47 PM): ooh i should make another heart
JihadJimmy (1:18:03 PM): \ Y /
SixHertz (1:18:11 PM): LOL
SixHertz wants to send file Lisa & Chrissy.jpg (1:18:23 PM).
SixHertz (1:18:37 PM): dammit...not going through.
JihadJimmy (1:19:00 PM): wait, OK are you thinking it's a full frontal thing or a spread-eagled thing?
JihadJimmy (1:19:04 PM): now i can see it both ways
JihadJimmy (1:19:12 PM): that and i think i'm extra horny today
JihadJimmy (1:19:18 PM): no dice
SixHertz (1:19:21 PM): full frontal. but now I see both.
SixHertz (1:19:24 PM): LOL
JihadJimmy (1:19:33 PM): you wanna just send an e-mail?
JihadJimmy (1:19:38 PM): \ Y /
SixHertz (1:19:45 PM): yeah.
JihadJimmy (1:19:53 PM): oh i like that one
JihadJimmy (1:20:05 PM): Soggy Brent will like that too
JihadJimmy (1:20:09 PM): where you sending?
SixHertz (1:20:21 PM): rhothetaphi
JihadJimmy (1:20:42 PM): package in play?
JihadJimmy (1:21:16 PM): and are you @ home right now?
SixHertz (1:22:11 PM): yah
SixHertz (1:22:20 PM): sent.
JihadJimmy (1:22:58 PM): whoa. holy shit
SixHertz (1:23:15 PM): she's cute, isn't she?
SixHertz (1:23:17 PM): I'm keeping her.
JihadJimmy (1:23:21 PM): holy jesus, yeah
JihadJimmy (1:23:32 PM): and i like the Don and Mike reference in your e-mail
JihadJimmy (1:25:19 PM): i'd say parker posey, only a lot prettier...
JihadJimmy (1:25:27 PM): she even has the Widow's Peak too
SixHertz (1:25:38 PM): yeah, you noticed that?
JihadJimmy (1:26:11 PM): oh yeah, that's one of my favorite things on a woman, besides a cute roman nose
SixHertz (1:26:47 PM): Really? I like noses, too.
JihadJimmy (1:27:32 PM): and even though we're talking about women, i feel somewhat gay
JihadJimmy (1:27:42 PM): i like bigger noses
SixHertz (1:27:43 PM): nahhh
JihadJimmy (1:28:13 PM): we're talking about widow's peaks and noses, not cleavage and crotch-notches
JihadJimmy (1:30:29 PM): \ Y ?
JihadJimmy (1:30:32 PM): fuck
JihadJimmy (1:30:36 PM): \ Y /
