Monday, February 21, 2005
Public - 3:13 AM
here ya go. enjoy
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
| Poke00210 (12:46:06 AM): hello dere! Poke00210 (12:46:34 AM): well, pizza's here, vodka's been poured, and robocop is opened Poke00210 (12:46:52 AM): OK lemme see if i can turn the sounds off on these chat programs Poke00210 (12:47:24 AM): for those of you wondering, i'm running on my TiBook with a monitor Poke00210 (12:47:50 AM): will be watching the movie in the 17" monitor, and have moved the chat windows to Poke00210 (12:47:56 AM): Emily's monitor Poke00210 (12:48:04 AM): for those of you who care about that kind of thing Poke00210 (12:48:30 AM): need to shut the sound down actually because i've never 3am criticized something that was a DVD on this machine Poke00210 (12:48:35 AM): to mute the computer would mute the DVD Poke00210 (12:48:39 AM): not as cool Poke00210 (12:48:41 AM): standby Poke00210 (12:50:30 AM): OK turned the sounds off in iChat Poke00210 (12:50:35 AM): gonna go to aim Poke00210 (12:51:25 AM): OK did that work? Poke00210 (12:51:30 AM): ha ha fuck you chat programs! Poke00210 (12:51:55 AM): MGM DVD Poke00210 (12:52:05 AM): (oh, i started the DVD already) Poke00210 (12:52:11 AM): and now the classic DVD error Poke00210 (12:52:18 AM): OK gonna eject, reinsert Poke00210 (12:52:38 AM): need some vodka Poke00210 (12:53:28 AM): ooh coke and vanilla vodka Poke00210 (12:53:29 AM): good shit Poke00210 (12:53:34 AM): no GDF, but it'll do Poke00210 (12:53:37 AM): MGM DVD again Poke00210 (12:53:38 AM): yay Poke00210 (12:54:04 AM): here's the trailer Poke00210 (12:54:12 AM): get ourselves warmed up Poke00210 (12:54:31 AM): oh sweet Poke00210 (12:55:16 AM): oh cool! the trailer music is from Total Recall! Poke00210 (12:55:32 AM): oh Poke00210 (12:55:33 AM): stupid Poke00210 (12:55:35 AM): i mean terminator Poke00210 (12:55:44 AM): shit I of all people should know that Poke00210 (12:55:54 AM): Robocop, the future of law enforcement Poke00210 (12:56:10 AM): let's watch "other special edition DVDs from MGM" trailers Poke00210 (12:56:18 AM): Carrie Poke00210 (12:57:15 AM): that's some creepy shit Poke00210 (12:57:31 AM): No!!! Poke00210 (12:57:37 AM): THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU Poke00210 (12:57:40 AM): NO Poke00210 (12:57:47 AM): NO Poke00210 (12:57:51 AM): THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU Poke00210 (12:57:52 AM): NO Poke00210 (12:57:53 AM): NO Poke00210 (12:57:57 AM): THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU Poke00210 (12:58:01 AM): THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU Poke00210 (12:58:20 AM): why do i have a feeling that that's gonna come up during the Robocop 3am Criticism??? Poke00210 (12:58:27 AM): Ok here's the Terminator DVD trailer Poke00210 (12:58:35 AM): oh! sweet! Poke00210 (12:58:36 AM): LISTEN Poke00210 (12:58:39 AM): UNDERSTAND Poke00210 (12:58:52 AM): OK starting the trailer Poke00210 (12:58:57 AM): "I'll be back" Poke00210 (12:59:09 AM): available in 5.1 surround Poke00210 (12:59:14 AM): digitally re-mastered Poke00210 (12:59:18 AM): deleted scenes! Poke00210 (12:59:29 AM): oh sweet! Poke00210 (12:59:37 AM): That Terminator is out there! it will not stop. Poke00210 (12:59:45 AM): until you are dead Poke00210 (12:59:54 AM): (i put the html tags in the chat) Poke00210 (1:00:10 AM): Oh it's on Poke00210 (1:00:45 AM): RoboCop Poke00210 (1:01:30 AM): oh yes french neutron device Poke00210 (1:01:54 AM): This is cool.... kinda like total recall Poke00210 (1:01:57 AM): fake commercials Poke00210 (1:02:06 AM): guess that paul verhoeven dude likes that shit Poke00210 (1:02:40 AM): missed that, rewinding Poke00210 (1:03:18 AM): police union leaders blame OCP Poke00210 (1:03:21 AM): oh, detroit Poke00210 (1:03:26 AM): i know somebody in detroit Poke00210 (1:03:41 AM): Clarence Boddicker Poke00210 (1:03:56 AM): DETROIT Poke00210 (1:04:04 AM): Police Precint, Metro West Poke00210 (1:04:18 AM): Scumbags! Poke00210 (1:04:34 AM): Is that the lieutenant from Sledge Hammer Poke00210 (1:04:38 AM): Murphy from Metro South Poke00210 (1:04:52 AM): he has a raccoon tan Poke00210 (1:05:11 AM): OCP, a bunch of morons Poke00210 (1:05:21 AM): Boobs Poke00210 (1:05:28 AM): I liked the boobs Poke00210 (1:05:31 AM): still do Poke00210 (1:06:04 AM): no strikes, dude Poke00210 (1:06:09 AM): police officers don't strike! Poke00210 (1:06:18 AM): oh, that police chick ain't so hot Poke00210 (1:06:25 AM): MURPHY Poke00210 (1:06:54 AM): Ooh yeah Poke00210 (1:06:56 AM): Lewis Poke00210 (1:07:08 AM): Ooh yeah Poke00210 (1:07:09 AM): she's a cutie Poke00210 (1:07:22 AM): yeah Poke00210 (1:07:29 AM): i wanna break in your partner Poke00210 (1:07:38 AM): OK need pizza Poke00210 (1:07:41 AM): gonna pause Poke00210 (1:08:52 AM): yay, wacky business dudes Poke00210 (1:08:58 AM): they like the F word a lot Poke00210 (1:09:29 AM): a stenographer Poke00210 (1:09:35 AM): a dream, he has Poke00210 (1:09:44 AM): Delta City Poke00210 (1:10:08 AM): where old detroit stands Poke00210 (1:10:09 AM): yay Poke00210 (1:10:32 AM): yay for the crazy black dude Poke00210 (1:11:16 AM): is this some wacky distopia or something? Poke00210 (1:11:26 AM): Fellow executives Poke00210 (1:11:32 AM): ED-209 Poke00210 (1:12:00 AM): oh craziness Poke00210 (1:12:13 AM): I don't like that prick-dude Poke00210 (1:12:18 AM): Enforcement Droid 209 Poke00210 (1:13:03 AM): You have 20 seconds to comply! Poke00210 (1:13:13 AM): yeah throw down a loaded weapon Poke00210 (1:13:16 AM): You now have 15 seconds Poke00210 (1:13:22 AM): 5 seconds Poke00210 (1:13:31 AM): oh shit Poke00210 (1:14:02 AM): d'oh Poke00210 (1:14:12 AM): Dick, I'm very disappointed Poke00210 (1:15:01 AM): oh a robocop program Poke00210 (1:15:06 AM): prototype w/in 90 days Poke00210 (1:15:18 AM): but nice job you pissed off jones Poke00210 (1:15:27 AM): and somehow you got on the elevator on floor 120 Poke00210 (1:15:36 AM): even though you got off on 95 Poke00210 (1:15:45 AM): oh hi dykey lewis Poke00210 (1:16:22 AM): this guy looks kinda stupid as a human Poke00210 (1:16:26 AM): heh Industrial Way Poke00210 (1:16:45 AM): heh it's Red Forman Poke00210 (1:16:58 AM): aww shit Poke00210 (1:17:07 AM): he used the F word and then kicked his driver Poke00210 (1:17:23 AM): backup epa 15 minutes Poke00210 (1:17:25 AM): that sucks Poke00210 (1:17:41 AM): aww shit Poke00210 (1:17:44 AM): here we go Poke00210 (1:18:12 AM): umm, where'd the bullet holes in the windshield go? Poke00210 (1:18:15 AM): OK now they're back Poke00210 (1:18:19 AM): still there Poke00210 (1:18:23 AM): i wanna lick lewis Poke00210 (1:19:02 AM): oh she's a cutie Poke00210 (1:19:13 AM): that's probably not good policing Poke00210 (1:19:19 AM): splitting up like that Poke00210 (1:19:25 AM): nevermind not waiting for backup Poke00210 (1:19:39 AM): oh she's a cutie Poke00210 (1:19:58 AM): she found somebody Poke00210 (1:20:12 AM): nice job Poke00210 (1:20:28 AM): next tim don't look at the alabama blacksnake Poke00210 (1:20:38 AM): who's that dude? Poke00210 (1:20:51 AM): oh... haven't seen this in a long time Poke00210 (1:21:15 AM): "Dead or Alive, you're coming with me" Poke00210 (1:21:23 AM): i missed the I'd buy that for a dollar Poke00210 (1:21:48 AM): oh that's not good Poke00210 (1:22:08 AM): Red! Poke00210 (1:22:43 AM): great cop? kind of a dumb cop, i'd say Poke00210 (1:23:09 AM): 'You probably don't think I'm a very nice guy" Poke00210 (1:23:22 AM): Cops don't like me, so i don't like cops Poke00210 (1:23:38 AM): aww shit Poke00210 (1:23:41 AM): that's not cool Poke00210 (1:24:19 AM): OK that's not cool Poke00210 (1:24:42 AM): shit Poke00210 (1:25:04 AM): see, lewis, this is why you wait for backup Poke00210 (1:25:51 AM): aren't you usually dead when you get shot in the head? Poke00210 (1:26:34 AM): TJ Lazer Poke00210 (1:28:09 AM): ooh hi momma Poke00210 (1:29:33 AM): You're gonna be a bad motherfucker Poke00210 (1:29:41 AM): yay happy new year Poke00210 (1:29:48 AM): oooh it's the librarian chick Poke00210 (1:29:55 AM): and she's drunk Poke00210 (1:30:12 AM): RoboCop! Poke00210 (1:30:52 AM): Shut up asshole Poke00210 (1:31:05 AM): whatta cocok Poke00210 (1:31:07 AM): cock Poke00210 (1:32:29 AM): i like that black guy Poke00210 (1:33:30 AM): F word again Poke00210 (1:33:38 AM): ooh hi lewis Poke00210 (1:34:01 AM): yeah it's a good idea to stick your head into the range like that Poke00210 (1:34:26 AM): and it's also a good idea not to wear ear protection Poke00210 (1:34:41 AM): it helps if you're a OCP exec Poke00210 (1:35:08 AM): heh, was that a taurus? Poke00210 (1:35:17 AM): robocop theme! Poke00210 (1:35:27 AM): need more vodka Poke00210 (1:35:29 AM): gonna pause Poke00210 (1:35:33 AM): I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR Poke00210 (1:37:28 AM): OK back Poke00210 (1:37:31 AM): did i miss anything? Poke00210 (1:37:38 AM): well obviously not Poke00210 (1:38:09 AM): i'll open the safe Poke00210 (1:38:19 AM): "fuck me!" Poke00210 (1:38:28 AM): jack daniels Poke00210 (1:38:29 AM): tide Poke00210 (1:38:45 AM): heh, he bent the barrel Poke00210 (1:38:50 AM): I'LL BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR Poke00210 (1:40:13 AM): heh, how're your nuts Poke00210 (1:40:17 AM): YOu're move creep Poke00210 (1:40:19 AM): you're Poke00210 (1:40:38 AM): aww yeah bitches Poke00210 (1:41:03 AM): terrorism! Poke00210 (1:41:12 AM): councilmember ron miller Poke00210 (1:41:15 AM): went postal Poke00210 (1:41:28 AM): heh, wait, it's a robocop Poke00210 (1:42:11 AM): I want a recount! Poke00210 (1:42:31 AM): really shitty gas milage Poke00210 (1:42:35 AM): mileage Poke00210 (1:42:49 AM): yeah dumbass, go to the window Poke00210 (1:42:57 AM): because police don't have snipers or anything Poke00210 (1:43:07 AM): they're gonna throw in a blaupunkt Poke00210 (1:43:18 AM): LOL Poke00210 (1:43:36 AM): whoops, he fell out of the window Poke00210 (1:43:46 AM): Lee Iacocca elementary school Poke00210 (1:44:38 AM): one million jobs, eh? Poke00210 (1:44:54 AM): end of crime in 40 days! Poke00210 (1:45:10 AM): i'd buy that for a dollar Poke00210 (1:46:21 AM): iron butt Poke00210 (1:46:28 AM): ooh he said the A-word! Poke00210 (1:46:36 AM): there was always respect Poke00210 (1:46:48 AM): you just stepped over it buddy-boy Poke00210 (1:47:53 AM): see, this is like a post-jimmy cal percussion song Poke00210 (1:48:04 AM): "hey we need the F-word here too!" Poke00210 (1:48:20 AM): heh, styrofoam big mac container Poke00210 (1:48:52 AM): oh shit, it's old school chicken mcnuggets! Poke00210 (1:49:28 AM): rebels blew up the airport in alcapulco Poke00210 (1:49:53 AM): heh, we got a problem Poke00210 (1:50:06 AM): heh, call bob morton Poke00210 (1:50:27 AM): ooh ann lewis Poke00210 (1:50:31 AM): i like chicks named ann Poke00210 (1:52:39 AM): oh damn officer lewis is a hottie! Poke00210 (1:52:50 AM): wonder how she looks nowadays Poke00210 (1:53:40 AM): CRIME IN PROGRESS Poke00210 (1:53:55 AM): Plane Geometry Poke00210 (1:54:02 AM): oh oh oh Poke00210 (1:54:11 AM): that's the prick doctor from ER Poke00210 (1:54:25 AM): Dead or alive, you're coming w/me Poke00210 (1:54:28 AM): I know you Poke00210 (1:54:30 AM): YOu're dead! Poke00210 (1:54:35 AM): we killed you Poke00210 (1:54:39 AM): yeah, shoot at the robocop Poke00210 (1:55:26 AM): LOL nice job dumbass Poke00210 (1:55:43 AM): first you shoot at the robocop, then you piss him off, and now you try to run away from him Poke00210 (1:56:14 AM): what's with the woody allen type cop Poke00210 (1:56:19 AM): annoying jew Poke00210 (1:56:24 AM): heh, robocop just gave you the finger Poke00210 (1:57:32 AM): pausing, talking to Trose Poke00210 (2:00:36 AM): Ok and no robocop found muirphy Poke00210 (2:00:41 AM): i mean boddicker Poke00210 (2:00:49 AM): and by association, Alex Murphy Poke00210 (2:01:00 AM): 548 Primrose Lane in detroit Poke00210 (2:01:10 AM): wonder if that really exists Poke00210 (2:02:11 AM): yahoo maps says no primrose lane Poke00210 (2:02:22 AM): rather, no 548 primrose lane Poke00210 (2:05:56 AM): Bitches Leave Poke00210 (2:06:33 AM): whoa, a CD Poke00210 (2:10:32 AM): heh the vietnamese guy said fuck you Poke00210 (2:14:17 AM): just gimme my fucking phone call Poke00210 (2:17:53 AM): robocop is getting jacked Poke00210 (2:19:20 AM): that's stupid Poke00210 (2:19:29 AM): the ED-209 was defeated by the common stair? Poke00210 (2:20:57 AM): amd mpw tjeu Poke00210 (2:21:00 AM): oops Poke00210 (2:21:05 AM): and now they're killing robocop Poke00210 (2:29:31 AM): I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! Poke00210 (2:35:40 AM): ha ha you ran into the toxic waste Poke00210 (2:35:52 AM): LOL Poke00210 (2:36:00 AM): you're all deformed tastic Poke00210 (2:36:06 AM): oh hi ann lewis Poke00210 (2:36:18 AM): i like your taurus Poke00210 (2:36:55 AM): OK that was nasty Poke00210 (2:37:13 AM): oops Poke00210 (2:37:23 AM): officer yum yum got shot Poke00210 (2:38:10 AM): dumbass, didn't boddicker say nothing fancy? Poke00210 (2:38:13 AM): dumbfuck Poke00210 (2:38:32 AM): if you'd just killed him with your big damn gun Poke00210 (2:38:35 AM): ha ha Poke00210 (2:38:40 AM): yay officer lewis Poke00210 (2:39:01 AM): isn't that how the terminator died? Poke00210 (2:39:18 AM): heh, how's your neck asshole? Poke00210 (2:40:16 AM): heh, i think i see where this is going Poke00210 (2:40:20 AM): take that ED-209 Poke00210 (2:40:27 AM): you're in a johnny cab Poke00210 (2:40:44 AM): heh Poke00210 (2:42:33 AM): heh, he fired him Poke00210 (2:42:36 AM): nice job black dude Poke00210 (2:42:53 AM): for some reason i must hav emissed that part so many moons ago Poke00210 (2:42:55 AM): ROBOCOP Poke00210 (2:42:59 AM): wow, we made it Poke00210 (2:43:39 AM): music by basil pouledoris Poke00210 (2:43:50 AM): ooh nancy allen as officer ann lewis Poke00210 (2:45:11 AM): and imdb says it's "anne lewis" Poke00210 (2:45:58 AM): http://imdb.com/name/nm0000262/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTUwMHx0dD1vbnxmYj11fHBuPTB8cT1uYW5jeSBhbGxlbnxodG1sPTF8bm09b24_;fc=1;ft=20;fm=1 Poke00210 (2:46:02 AM): she's 54 now Poke00210 (2:46:27 AM): she was like 37 or so when robocop came out then? Poke00210 (2:47:42 AM): and this soundtrack sucks Poke00210 (2:49:32 AM): hmm, not sure what the difference is between the two imdb links, but here's another... http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000262 Poke00210 (2:49:42 AM): and apparently she was in Carrie Poke00210 (2:49:49 AM): nice coming around full circle there Poke00210 (2:50:02 AM): naughty pics of Nancy Allen? but of course... Poke00210 (2:50:56 AM): http://www.paris-hilton-sex.com/n/Nancy-Allen/ Poke00210 (2:51:01 AM): and on that note, goodnight kids ”Poke00210” signed off at 2:51:07 AM. |
