Tio Jaime: Aleph One

Special Poltical post for Tio Jaime Nation, Xanga Province!!!

So after a quick consultation and ruling from SixHertz, this following parody is definitely not SHoPpable. Hell, it's barely xangable in my opinion, which is why I took the liberty of blacking it out for you. If you wanna see it, you gotta highlight it with your mouse.

Allow me to repeat that: THIS SONG PUSHES EVEN MY OWN, PERSONAL LIMITS OF INVECTIVES.

You have been warned. You are responsible for any offense you take to contents below the line. To highlight the blacked out lyrics below acknowledges your acceptance of this resonsibility.

Good Luck,
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith

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Fuck you Gays/All Night Long

Election 2K4 Lyrics!

Lionel Richie Lyrics (1985?)

Well, my friends, the time has come To cast your vote and sing along Nevermind they'll think you're wrong Let your cussing go on (go on, go on) Everybody wretch, everybody hurl Those two boys think they're girls They are a gay couple, Gay homos, love butt-sex, forever I hope you die from AIDS! They are a gay couple, Gay homos, love butt-sex, forever I hope you die from AIDS! They are a gay couple, Gay homos, love butt-sex, forever I hope you die from AIDS! Fuck you Gays! (fuck you) Fuck you Gays! (fuck you) Fuck you Gays! (fuck you) Watch you make the South so mad See them define a Mom and Dad Make them think that gays are bad Scare them with your flaming (flaming, flaming) Make your useless noise, and throw your useless weight, You, yourselves will isolate They are a gay couple, Gay homos, love butt-sex, forever I hope you die from AIDS! Fuck you Gays! (fuck you) Fuck you Gays! (fuck you) Fuck you Gays! (fuck you) Fuck you Gays! (fuck you) Vaseline farts and You can't sit down. Butt-sex may hurt But there's reach-arounds America's voting Your lifestyle away There goes acceptance Of all you gays! Oh, yes You've mobilized our party! Fuck you Gays! (fuck you) Fuck you Gays! (fuck you) Fuck you Gays! (fuck you) Fuck you Gays! Everyone you meet They'll vote for your defeat Fuck you Gays! Yeah, I said, everyone you meet They'll vote for your defeat Fuck you Gays! Yeah, I said, everyone you meet They'll vote for your defeat Fuck you Gays! Take that! MANDATE!

Well, my friends, the time has come To raise the roof and have some fun Throw away the work to be done Let the music play on (play on, play on) Everbody sing, everybody dance Lose yourself in wild romance We’re going to party Karamu, fiesta, forever Come on and sing along! We’re going to party Karamu, fiesta, forever Come onand sing along! We’re going to party Karamu, fiesta, forever Come on and sing along! All night long! (all night) All night long! (all night) All night long! (all night) People dancing all in the street See the rhythm all in their feet Life is good wild and sweet Let the music play on (play on, play on) Feel it in your heart And feel it in your soul Let the music take control We’re going to party Liming, fiesta, forever Come on and sing my song! All night long! (all night) All night long! (all night) All night long! (all night) All night long! (all night) Yeah, once you get started You can’t sit down Come join the fun It’s a merry go round Everyone’s dancing Their troubles away Come join our party See how we play! Oh, yes We’re going to have a party! All night long! (all night) All night long! (all night) All night long! (all night) All night long! Everyone you meet They’re jamming in the street All night long1 Yeah, I said, everyone you meet They’re jamming in the street All night long! Yeah, I said, everyone you meet They’re jamming in the street All night long! Feel good! feel good!