Tuesday, February 15, 2005
Public - 9:07 PM
Poke00210 (7:57:09 PM): LOL my icon is my darlin Condoleezza
Poke00210 (7:58:00 PM): and what better way to ring in TROJAN to the internet by 3am criticizing TV!
Poke00210 (7:58:14 PM): unfortunately, we're a week late, else we would have had the season finale of The Amazing Race 6
Poke00210 (7:58:26 PM): and just to be gratuitous, HAYDEN BOOBS BOOBIES CLEAVAGE
Poke00210 (7:58:51 PM): and oh yes, Fresh Gilmore Girls!
Poke00210 (7:58:57 PM): a mere minute away
Poke00210 (7:59:04 PM): instead of peeing, I opted to set up the 3am Criticism
Poke00210 (7:59:19 PM): this, contrary to popular belief, is *not* liveblogging
Poke00210 (7:59:26 PM): not
Poke00210 (7:59:29 PM): shit
Poke00210 (7:59:34 PM):
Poke00210 (7:59:45 PM): not liveblogging
Poke00210 (8:00:09 PM): if you're confused, think about it... you'll see why I had to add the tag
Poke00210 (8:00:23 PM): bearing in mind that I only add html tags in word after the fact
Poke00210 (8:00:35 PM): i only change chat transcripts w/orquiza when we send them to calpercussion
Poke00210 (8:00:50 PM): and even then, not so much nowadays because the new kids are kinda creepy
Poke00210 (8:00:53 PM): OK
Poke00210 (8:00:55 PM): so commercials
Poke00210 (8:01:01 PM): i'm gonna take off my watch and class ring
Poke00210 (8:01:02 PM): go bells
Poke00210 (8:01:05 PM): brb
Poke00210 (8:01:23 PM): Welcome to a Fresh WB Tuesday!
Poke00210 (8:01:26 PM): OK
“Poke00210” is away from the computer as of 8:01:31 PM.
Poke00210 (8:01:35 PM): Previously on Gilmore Girls!
Poke00210 (8:01:50 PM): wow, whorish rory in shirttails
Poke00210 (8:02:01 PM): tequila
Poke00210 (8:02:09 PM): Tequila!
Poke00210 (8:02:26 PM): Lorelai and I belong together!
Poke00210 (8:02:45 PM): huh?
Poke00210 (8:02:53 PM): i guess i missed that part last week
Poke00210 (8:02:57 PM): i wonder wha ti was doing
Poke00210 (8:03:01 PM): "You and me, we're done"
Poke00210 (8:03:04 PM): ooh
Poke00210 (8:03:50 PM): yeah, luke is bringing the car around
Poke00210 (8:03:52 PM): g/l w/that there
Poke00210 (8:04:10 PM): OK opening credits
Poke00210 (8:04:12 PM): wait for it
Poke00210 (8:04:13 PM): ...
Poke00210 (8:04:19 PM): lauren Graham in shorts!
Poke00210 (8:04:35 PM): OK and here's... Liza Weil!
Poke00210 (8:04:48 PM): "doe-eyed and top-heavy
Poke00210 (8:04:50 PM): "
Poke00210 (8:04:58 PM): I think i said top heavy somewhere in a post today
Poke00210 (8:05:04 PM): perhaps a comment
Poke00210 (8:05:15 PM): Gilmore Girls presented by Iams dog food
Poke00210 (8:05:20 PM): great
Poke00210 (8:05:40 PM): your dog is eating at somebody elses house
Poke00210 (8:05:49 PM): WTF is this dog movie shit?
Poke00210 (8:05:54 PM): Because of Winn-Dixie?
Poke00210 (8:06:08 PM): and why does that dog keep smiling?
Poke00210 (8:06:10 PM): that's just creepy
Poke00210 (8:06:28 PM): perhaps i should pee now
Poke00210 (8:06:31 PM): Ok brb
Poke00210 (8:07:44 PM): dammit
Poke00210 (8:07:46 PM): took too long
Poke00210 (8:08:01 PM): OK and now she's talking to the only mexi-dude in New England
Poke00210 (8:08:08 PM): ha ha, tequila
Poke00210 (8:08:12 PM): he was playling tequila
Poke00210 (8:08:28 PM): not sure if anybody but me noticed it, because ha ha, they weren't 3am criticizing this
Poke00210 (8:08:32 PM): and yay sally struthers
Poke00210 (8:08:46 PM): i hate that fucking tard
Poke00210 (8:08:57 PM): heh, they said "anal"
Poke00210 (8:09:14 PM): and yeah, i'm sure an entire town has a contingency plan for people breaking up
Poke00210 (8:10:06 PM): good thing they're trying to corner the market on people like those who post things that I like to blog about on the SHoP
Poke00210 (8:10:17 PM): "bite me"
Poke00210 (8:10:20 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (8:10:27 PM): paris being biten four times
Poke00210 (8:10:42 PM): i want to spank liza weil
Poke00210 (8:10:49 PM): k.d. lang!
Poke00210 (8:11:19 PM): ooh chicks in pajamas playing boggle
Poke00210 (8:11:27 PM): OK a little late there, ya?
Poke00210 (8:11:51 PM): how the fuck did they work in DDR into gilmore girls
Poke00210 (8:12:05 PM): tard
Poke00210 (8:12:23 PM): all movie theaters recycle their popcorn, you cock
Poke00210 (8:12:34 PM): great, play the Taylor card
Poke00210 (8:12:55 PM): i'm changing, i'll be a second or two
Poke00210 (8:13:04 PM): no i should wiat, she's in the theater now w/luke
Poke00210 (8:13:24 PM): i don't think they're gonna wait until the :50 climax to break themup
Poke00210 (8:13:26 PM): them up
Poke00210 (8:13:43 PM): he needs time to think
Poke00210 (8:13:45 PM): and process
Poke00210 (8:13:58 PM): wow
Poke00210 (8:14:26 PM): surprising how much craziness is needed to offset lauren graham's hotness
Poke00210 (8:14:32 PM): damn
Poke00210 (8:14:34 PM): comercial
Poke00210 (8:18:34 PM): and now she's back from commercial break
Poke00210 (8:18:37 PM): and at work
Poke00210 (8:18:46 PM): handling this quite nicely
Poke00210 (8:19:30 PM): umm, yeah
Poke00210 (8:19:36 PM): opposable thunbs
Poke00210 (8:19:38 PM): thumbs
Poke00210 (8:20:11 PM): heh tequila again
Poke00210 (8:20:20 PM): d'oh! dudes going nuts
Poke00210 (8:20:26 PM): i wanna get some cashews
Poke00210 (8:20:50 PM): man this chick must be as crazy as all the rest of the chicks in fake-connecticut combined
Poke00210 (8:21:53 PM): umm, yeah. name the other guy
Poke00210 (8:21:56 PM): great
Poke00210 (8:22:11 PM): heh, her pin says "Sookie"
Poke00210 (8:22:21 PM): she's going for a walk
Poke00210 (8:22:58 PM): oh, and don't remind me about the stupidity of rich people having parties for their dolls
Poke00210 (8:23:06 PM): i remember mixing cereals in the dorms
Poke00210 (8:23:53 PM): the best was FTP at UC Davis... they had cracklin oat bran or something good like that
Poke00210 (8:24:14 PM): heh, chilton didn't provide socilization
Poke00210 (8:24:18 PM): shit
Poke00210 (8:24:31 PM): they're speaking too quickly
Poke00210 (8:24:44 PM): call you later different than see you later
Poke00210 (8:25:11 PM): "getting together" getting together
Poke00210 (8:25:23 PM): too much drama!
Poke00210 (8:25:26 PM): yay gilmore girls
Poke00210 (8:25:32 PM): "ask him to hang out sometime"
Poke00210 (8:25:53 PM): need juice
Poke00210 (8:26:35 PM): OK i missed quite a bit
Poke00210 (8:26:42 PM): ribbons for lorelai/luke shit
Poke00210 (8:26:48 PM): GOD THIS IS FUCKING STUPID
Poke00210 (8:27:07 PM): hollywood polarization... great
Poke00210 (8:27:45 PM): whoa, lorelai getting the brush off
Poke00210 (8:27:46 PM): !
Poke00210 (8:27:59 PM): heh, typical female exaggeration
Poke00210 (8:28:27 PM): "all in"
Poke00210 (8:28:39 PM): i guessing the poker thing has permeated Stars Hollow
Poke00210 (8:28:40 PM): whoa
Poke00210 (8:28:40 PM): !
Poke00210 (8:28:51 PM): "i can't be in the relationship... too much!!!"
Poke00210 (8:28:53 PM): damn!
Poke00210 (8:29:08 PM): that was somewhat unexpecte
Poke00210 (8:29:09 PM): d
Poke00210 (8:29:10 PM): unexpected
Poke00210 (8:29:28 PM): although i suppose there wouldn't have been any otherplace to do it
Poke00210 (8:29:32 PM): in the hour i mean
Poke00210 (8:31:00 PM): ooh, found the video for Motorcycle's "As the Rush Comes?"
Poke00210 (8:31:29 PM): japanese chick?
Poke00210 (8:31:45 PM): ooh, she looks like sheryl crow
Poke00210 (8:31:54 PM): tattoos!
Poke00210 (8:32:11 PM): gonna have to cut this short...
Poke00210 (8:32:53 PM): this chick is cute
Poke00210 (8:33:02 PM): and dammit, SixH is online...
Poke00210 (8:33:26 PM): OK reba is previewing... i'll put Motorcycle back on later
Poke00210 (8:34:24 PM): and now she's going to see that dude
Poke00210 (8:34:37 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (8:34:55 PM): he invited her to poker night!
Poke00210 (8:35:31 PM): shit
Poke00210 (8:35:34 PM): $2000
Poke00210 (8:35:38 PM): little shit kids
Poke00210 (8:35:41 PM): mother joke
Poke00210 (8:36:31 PM): they're writing dudes pretty well\
Poke00210 (8:36:40 PM): ha ha, little chicks w/their dolls
Poke00210 (8:37:24 PM): what part of the dollie is the boo-boo
Poke00210 (8:37:27 PM): heh that was funny
Poke00210 (8:37:40 PM): ass, esq.
Poke00210 (8:37:48 PM): heh
Poke00210 (8:37:55 PM): affidavit
Poke00210 (8:37:55 PM): for perspective husband
Poke00210 (8:37:57 PM): great
Poke00210 (8:38:13 PM): why wouldn't she have left?
Poke00210 (8:38:15 PM): that's retarded
Poke00210 (8:38:41 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (8:38:43 PM): he has a car w/a driver
Poke00210 (8:39:07 PM): ooh, rory in catherine boots
Poke00210 (8:39:17 PM): she's in bed and crying again
Poke00210 (8:39:49 PM): umm, yeah it's not over
Poke00210 (8:39:56 PM): they have 10 minutes until the climax
Poke00210 (8:40:26 PM): nice job with the whole abandoning your inn for your personal breakdown
Poke00210 (8:40:29 PM): WTF?
Poke00210 (8:40:31 PM): this is a dream
Poke00210 (8:41:07 PM): hey this is a really cool dream sequence!
Poke00210 (8:41:14 PM): is her head gonna explode
Poke00210 (8:41:15 PM): ?
Poke00210 (8:41:26 PM): oh man!
Poke00210 (8:41:28 PM): that was fucking cool!
Poke00210 (8:41:50 PM): damn rory's hot!
Poke00210 (8:41:54 PM): i like curly hair
Poke00210 (8:42:02 PM): get her tequila
Poke00210 (8:42:03 PM): !
Poke00210 (8:42:25 PM): can rory buy bourbon?
Poke00210 (8:42:28 PM): Stupid Taylor!
Poke00210 (8:42:44 PM): oh man, nice boots!
Poke00210 (8:42:58 PM): catherine is dreamy
Poke00210 (8:43:12 PM): LOL change the toothbrush
Poke00210 (8:43:16 PM): that wasn't annoying
Poke00210 (8:43:40 PM): and that's somewhat of an abuse of a friend's driver
Poke00210 (8:43:55 PM): "take piano lessons or sometrhing!"
Poke00210 (8:44:27 PM): that didn't sound very threatening
Poke00210 (8:44:41 PM): is this a cujo meets superman kinda thing?
Poke00210 (8:44:51 PM): yay jack and bobby
Poke00210 (8:44:55 PM): OK motorcycle time
Poke00210 (8:47:19 PM): oh dammit, i should've gone to Ruby Skye that time to see Motorcycle! this chick is yummy
Poke00210 (8:48:17 PM): SHIT THAT WAS A SHORT-ASSED BREAK
Poke00210 (8:49:14 PM): umm, with a hybrid like the prius, you probably should take it to the dealer
Poke00210 (8:49:20 PM): yay for your retarded village
Poke00210 (8:49:54 PM): do i need to point out how nazish it is that the whole town falls into line w/taylor dosie's stupid schemes?
Poke00210 (8:50:15 PM): i guess that was the only real way to work black people into Gilmore Girls
Poke00210 (8:50:21 PM): a black driver
Poke00210 (8:50:23 PM): OK 50mins
Poke00210 (8:50:41 PM): she's making a phone call!
Poke00210 (8:51:16 PM): probably not a good idea to babble, crazy-hot-woman
Poke00210 (8:51:39 PM): blah blah blah best friend
Poke00210 (8:52:00 PM): normal people in normal towns pick up phones and yell at crazy people by now
Poke00210 (8:52:13 PM): they're writing Lauren Graham pretty well
Poke00210 (8:52:38 PM): that wasn't too good of a climax
Poke00210 (8:52:55 PM): OK here, see good idea... have her go over to him
Poke00210 (8:53:07 PM): oh, just to erase the message
Poke00210 (8:53:35 PM): OK now that was a shitty climax
Poke00210 (8:53:46 PM): and really, where the fuck was luke?
Poke00210 (8:54:13 PM): LOL "hang out" was kinda vague
Poke00210 (8:54:20 PM): tard, you should've told her what you were doing
Poke00210 (8:54:43 PM): wow rory got hot fast
Poke00210 (8:55:19 PM): "thanks for feeding frank"
Poke00210 (8:55:23 PM): wow
Poke00210 (8:55:28 PM): our rory's all growns up!
Poke00210 (8:55:38 PM): she's growns up and she's growns up and she's growns up!
Poke00210 (8:56:22 PM): but you just did cry and fall apart and have your ex-BF come over
Poke00210 (8:56:43 PM): hmm, moment of clarity
Poke00210 (8:57:02 PM): OK that was a good ending
Poke00210 (8:57:22 PM): and i like Agressive Rory
Poke00210 (8:57:37 PM): stay chuned for scenes from our next episode
Poke00210 (8:57:44 PM): DAMMIT NO AMAZING RACE TONIGHT =(
Poke00210 (8:59:44 PM): if your dog swallowed your phone you could always, oh i don't know, disembowel yourdog
Poke00210 (8:59:50 PM): OK that was unnecessary
Poke00210 (9:00:02 PM): i'd like to apologize for that
Poke00210 (9:00:25 PM): but on a related note, i would like to impale CZJ
Poke00210 (9:00:35 PM): Next week...
Poke00210 (9:00:54 PM): Fresh New girlmore girls
Poke00210 (9:00:56 PM): yay
Poke00210 (9:00:59 PM): OK
Poke00210 (9:01:02 PM): will see you next week
Poke00210 (9:01:33 PM): unless i find it in myself to 3am criticize The Apprentice
Poke00210 (9:01:49 PM): and since when is moira kelly a mom?!? dude, she's hot
Poke00210 (9:01:54 PM): and this show is kinda stupid looking
Poke00210 (9:02:07 PM): yay rich people
Poke00210 (9:02:28 PM): does this stupid show have a cool theme song at least?
Poke00210 (9:02:41 PM): this isn't very cool
Poke00210 (9:02:45 PM): ooh, sophia bush
Poke00210 (9:02:48 PM): barry corbin!
Poke00210 (9:03:01 PM): moira kelly got old =(
Poke00210 (9:03:14 PM): OK i aint' watching this shit
Poke00210 (9:03:18 PM): Tristan!
Poke00210 (9:03:55 PM): yeah i don't get this show, don't really wanna bother.
Poke00210 (7:58:00 PM): and what better way to ring in TROJAN to the internet by 3am criticizing TV!
Poke00210 (7:58:14 PM): unfortunately, we're a week late, else we would have had the season finale of The Amazing Race 6
Poke00210 (7:58:26 PM): and just to be gratuitous, HAYDEN BOOBS BOOBIES CLEAVAGE
Poke00210 (7:58:51 PM): and oh yes, Fresh Gilmore Girls!
Poke00210 (7:58:57 PM): a mere minute away
Poke00210 (7:59:04 PM): instead of peeing, I opted to set up the 3am Criticism
Poke00210 (7:59:19 PM): this, contrary to popular belief, is *not* liveblogging
Poke00210 (7:59:26 PM): not
Poke00210 (7:59:29 PM): shit
Poke00210 (7:59:34 PM):
Poke00210 (7:59:45 PM): not liveblogging
Poke00210 (8:00:09 PM): if you're confused, think about it... you'll see why I had to add the tag
Poke00210 (8:00:23 PM): bearing in mind that I only add html tags in word after the fact
Poke00210 (8:00:35 PM): i only change chat transcripts w/orquiza when we send them to calpercussion
Poke00210 (8:00:50 PM): and even then, not so much nowadays because the new kids are kinda creepy
Poke00210 (8:00:53 PM): OK
Poke00210 (8:00:55 PM): so commercials
Poke00210 (8:01:01 PM): i'm gonna take off my watch and class ring
Poke00210 (8:01:02 PM): go bells
Poke00210 (8:01:05 PM): brb
Poke00210 (8:01:23 PM): Welcome to a Fresh WB Tuesday!
Poke00210 (8:01:26 PM): OK
“Poke00210” is away from the computer as of 8:01:31 PM.
Poke00210 (8:01:35 PM): Previously on Gilmore Girls!
Poke00210 (8:01:50 PM): wow, whorish rory in shirttails
Poke00210 (8:02:01 PM): tequila
Poke00210 (8:02:09 PM): Tequila!
Poke00210 (8:02:26 PM): Lorelai and I belong together!
Poke00210 (8:02:45 PM): huh?
Poke00210 (8:02:53 PM): i guess i missed that part last week
Poke00210 (8:02:57 PM): i wonder wha ti was doing
Poke00210 (8:03:01 PM): "You and me, we're done"
Poke00210 (8:03:04 PM): ooh
Poke00210 (8:03:50 PM): yeah, luke is bringing the car around
Poke00210 (8:03:52 PM): g/l w/that there
Poke00210 (8:04:10 PM): OK opening credits
Poke00210 (8:04:12 PM): wait for it
Poke00210 (8:04:13 PM): ...
Poke00210 (8:04:19 PM): lauren Graham in shorts!
Poke00210 (8:04:35 PM): OK and here's... Liza Weil!
Poke00210 (8:04:48 PM): "doe-eyed and top-heavy
Poke00210 (8:04:50 PM): "
Poke00210 (8:04:58 PM): I think i said top heavy somewhere in a post today
Poke00210 (8:05:04 PM): perhaps a comment
Poke00210 (8:05:15 PM): Gilmore Girls presented by Iams dog food
Poke00210 (8:05:20 PM): great
Poke00210 (8:05:40 PM): your dog is eating at somebody elses house
Poke00210 (8:05:49 PM): WTF is this dog movie shit?
Poke00210 (8:05:54 PM): Because of Winn-Dixie?
Poke00210 (8:06:08 PM): and why does that dog keep smiling?
Poke00210 (8:06:10 PM): that's just creepy
Poke00210 (8:06:28 PM): perhaps i should pee now
Poke00210 (8:06:31 PM): Ok brb
Poke00210 (8:07:44 PM): dammit
Poke00210 (8:07:46 PM): took too long
Poke00210 (8:08:01 PM): OK and now she's talking to the only mexi-dude in New England
Poke00210 (8:08:08 PM): ha ha, tequila
Poke00210 (8:08:12 PM): he was playling tequila
Poke00210 (8:08:28 PM): not sure if anybody but me noticed it, because ha ha, they weren't 3am criticizing this
Poke00210 (8:08:32 PM): and yay sally struthers
Poke00210 (8:08:46 PM): i hate that fucking tard
Poke00210 (8:08:57 PM): heh, they said "anal"
Poke00210 (8:09:14 PM): and yeah, i'm sure an entire town has a contingency plan for people breaking up
Poke00210 (8:10:06 PM): good thing they're trying to corner the market on people like those who post things that I like to blog about on the SHoP
Poke00210 (8:10:17 PM): "bite me"
Poke00210 (8:10:20 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (8:10:27 PM): paris being biten four times
Poke00210 (8:10:42 PM): i want to spank liza weil
Poke00210 (8:10:49 PM): k.d. lang!
Poke00210 (8:11:19 PM): ooh chicks in pajamas playing boggle
Poke00210 (8:11:27 PM): OK a little late there, ya?
Poke00210 (8:11:51 PM): how the fuck did they work in DDR into gilmore girls
Poke00210 (8:12:05 PM): tard
Poke00210 (8:12:23 PM): all movie theaters recycle their popcorn, you cock
Poke00210 (8:12:34 PM): great, play the Taylor card
Poke00210 (8:12:55 PM): i'm changing, i'll be a second or two
Poke00210 (8:13:04 PM): no i should wiat, she's in the theater now w/luke
Poke00210 (8:13:24 PM): i don't think they're gonna wait until the :50 climax to break themup
Poke00210 (8:13:26 PM): them up
Poke00210 (8:13:43 PM): he needs time to think
Poke00210 (8:13:45 PM): and process
Poke00210 (8:13:58 PM): wow
Poke00210 (8:14:26 PM): surprising how much craziness is needed to offset lauren graham's hotness
Poke00210 (8:14:32 PM): damn
Poke00210 (8:14:34 PM): comercial
Poke00210 (8:18:34 PM): and now she's back from commercial break
Poke00210 (8:18:37 PM): and at work
Poke00210 (8:18:46 PM): handling this quite nicely
Poke00210 (8:19:30 PM): umm, yeah
Poke00210 (8:19:36 PM): opposable thunbs
Poke00210 (8:19:38 PM): thumbs
Poke00210 (8:20:11 PM): heh tequila again
Poke00210 (8:20:20 PM): d'oh! dudes going nuts
Poke00210 (8:20:26 PM): i wanna get some cashews
Poke00210 (8:20:50 PM): man this chick must be as crazy as all the rest of the chicks in fake-connecticut combined
Poke00210 (8:21:53 PM): umm, yeah. name the other guy
Poke00210 (8:21:56 PM): great
Poke00210 (8:22:11 PM): heh, her pin says "Sookie"
Poke00210 (8:22:21 PM): she's going for a walk
Poke00210 (8:22:58 PM): oh, and don't remind me about the stupidity of rich people having parties for their dolls
Poke00210 (8:23:06 PM): i remember mixing cereals in the dorms
Poke00210 (8:23:53 PM): the best was FTP at UC Davis... they had cracklin oat bran or something good like that
Poke00210 (8:24:14 PM): heh, chilton didn't provide socilization
Poke00210 (8:24:18 PM): shit
Poke00210 (8:24:31 PM): they're speaking too quickly
Poke00210 (8:24:44 PM): call you later different than see you later
Poke00210 (8:25:11 PM): "getting together" getting together
Poke00210 (8:25:23 PM): too much drama!
Poke00210 (8:25:26 PM): yay gilmore girls
Poke00210 (8:25:32 PM): "ask him to hang out sometime"
Poke00210 (8:25:53 PM): need juice
Poke00210 (8:26:35 PM): OK i missed quite a bit
Poke00210 (8:26:42 PM): ribbons for lorelai/luke shit
Poke00210 (8:26:48 PM): GOD THIS IS FUCKING STUPID
Poke00210 (8:27:07 PM): hollywood polarization... great
Poke00210 (8:27:45 PM): whoa, lorelai getting the brush off
Poke00210 (8:27:46 PM): !
Poke00210 (8:27:59 PM): heh, typical female exaggeration
Poke00210 (8:28:27 PM): "all in"
Poke00210 (8:28:39 PM): i guessing the poker thing has permeated Stars Hollow
Poke00210 (8:28:40 PM): whoa
Poke00210 (8:28:40 PM): !
Poke00210 (8:28:51 PM): "i can't be in the relationship... too much!!!"
Poke00210 (8:28:53 PM): damn!
Poke00210 (8:29:08 PM): that was somewhat unexpecte
Poke00210 (8:29:09 PM): d
Poke00210 (8:29:10 PM): unexpected
Poke00210 (8:29:28 PM): although i suppose there wouldn't have been any otherplace to do it
Poke00210 (8:29:32 PM): in the hour i mean
Poke00210 (8:31:00 PM): ooh, found the video for Motorcycle's "As the Rush Comes?"
Poke00210 (8:31:29 PM): japanese chick?
Poke00210 (8:31:45 PM): ooh, she looks like sheryl crow
Poke00210 (8:31:54 PM): tattoos!
Poke00210 (8:32:11 PM): gonna have to cut this short...
Poke00210 (8:32:53 PM): this chick is cute
Poke00210 (8:33:02 PM): and dammit, SixH is online...
Poke00210 (8:33:26 PM): OK reba is previewing... i'll put Motorcycle back on later
Poke00210 (8:34:24 PM): and now she's going to see that dude
Poke00210 (8:34:37 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (8:34:55 PM): he invited her to poker night!
Poke00210 (8:35:31 PM): shit
Poke00210 (8:35:34 PM): $2000
Poke00210 (8:35:38 PM): little shit kids
Poke00210 (8:35:41 PM): mother joke
Poke00210 (8:36:31 PM): they're writing dudes pretty well\
Poke00210 (8:36:40 PM): ha ha, little chicks w/their dolls
Poke00210 (8:37:24 PM): what part of the dollie is the boo-boo
Poke00210 (8:37:27 PM): heh that was funny
Poke00210 (8:37:40 PM): ass, esq.
Poke00210 (8:37:48 PM): heh
Poke00210 (8:37:55 PM): affidavit
Poke00210 (8:37:55 PM): for perspective husband
Poke00210 (8:37:57 PM): great
Poke00210 (8:38:13 PM): why wouldn't she have left?
Poke00210 (8:38:15 PM): that's retarded
Poke00210 (8:38:41 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (8:38:43 PM): he has a car w/a driver
Poke00210 (8:39:07 PM): ooh, rory in catherine boots
Poke00210 (8:39:17 PM): she's in bed and crying again
Poke00210 (8:39:49 PM): umm, yeah it's not over
Poke00210 (8:39:56 PM): they have 10 minutes until the climax
Poke00210 (8:40:26 PM): nice job with the whole abandoning your inn for your personal breakdown
Poke00210 (8:40:29 PM): WTF?
Poke00210 (8:40:31 PM): this is a dream
Poke00210 (8:41:07 PM): hey this is a really cool dream sequence!
Poke00210 (8:41:14 PM): is her head gonna explode
Poke00210 (8:41:15 PM): ?
Poke00210 (8:41:26 PM): oh man!
Poke00210 (8:41:28 PM): that was fucking cool!
Poke00210 (8:41:50 PM): damn rory's hot!
Poke00210 (8:41:54 PM): i like curly hair
Poke00210 (8:42:02 PM): get her tequila
Poke00210 (8:42:03 PM): !
Poke00210 (8:42:25 PM): can rory buy bourbon?
Poke00210 (8:42:28 PM): Stupid Taylor!
Poke00210 (8:42:44 PM): oh man, nice boots!
Poke00210 (8:42:58 PM): catherine is dreamy
Poke00210 (8:43:12 PM): LOL change the toothbrush
Poke00210 (8:43:16 PM): that wasn't annoying
Poke00210 (8:43:40 PM): and that's somewhat of an abuse of a friend's driver
Poke00210 (8:43:55 PM): "take piano lessons or sometrhing!"
Poke00210 (8:44:27 PM): that didn't sound very threatening
Poke00210 (8:44:41 PM): is this a cujo meets superman kinda thing?
Poke00210 (8:44:51 PM): yay jack and bobby
Poke00210 (8:44:55 PM): OK motorcycle time
Poke00210 (8:47:19 PM): oh dammit, i should've gone to Ruby Skye that time to see Motorcycle! this chick is yummy
Poke00210 (8:48:17 PM): SHIT THAT WAS A SHORT-ASSED BREAK
Poke00210 (8:49:14 PM): umm, with a hybrid like the prius, you probably should take it to the dealer
Poke00210 (8:49:20 PM): yay for your retarded village
Poke00210 (8:49:54 PM): do i need to point out how nazish it is that the whole town falls into line w/taylor dosie's stupid schemes?
Poke00210 (8:50:15 PM): i guess that was the only real way to work black people into Gilmore Girls
Poke00210 (8:50:21 PM): a black driver
Poke00210 (8:50:23 PM): OK 50mins
Poke00210 (8:50:41 PM): she's making a phone call!
Poke00210 (8:51:16 PM): probably not a good idea to babble, crazy-hot-woman
Poke00210 (8:51:39 PM): blah blah blah best friend
Poke00210 (8:52:00 PM): normal people in normal towns pick up phones and yell at crazy people by now
Poke00210 (8:52:13 PM): they're writing Lauren Graham pretty well
Poke00210 (8:52:38 PM): that wasn't too good of a climax
Poke00210 (8:52:55 PM): OK here, see good idea... have her go over to him
Poke00210 (8:53:07 PM): oh, just to erase the message
Poke00210 (8:53:35 PM): OK now that was a shitty climax
Poke00210 (8:53:46 PM): and really, where the fuck was luke?
Poke00210 (8:54:13 PM): LOL "hang out" was kinda vague
Poke00210 (8:54:20 PM): tard, you should've told her what you were doing
Poke00210 (8:54:43 PM): wow rory got hot fast
Poke00210 (8:55:19 PM): "thanks for feeding frank"
Poke00210 (8:55:23 PM): wow
Poke00210 (8:55:28 PM): our rory's all growns up!
Poke00210 (8:55:38 PM): she's growns up and she's growns up and she's growns up!
Poke00210 (8:56:22 PM): but you just did cry and fall apart and have your ex-BF come over
Poke00210 (8:56:43 PM): hmm, moment of clarity
Poke00210 (8:57:02 PM): OK that was a good ending
Poke00210 (8:57:22 PM): and i like Agressive Rory
Poke00210 (8:57:37 PM): stay chuned for scenes from our next episode
Poke00210 (8:57:44 PM): DAMMIT NO AMAZING RACE TONIGHT =(
Poke00210 (8:59:44 PM): if your dog swallowed your phone you could always, oh i don't know, disembowel yourdog
Poke00210 (8:59:50 PM): OK that was unnecessary
Poke00210 (9:00:02 PM): i'd like to apologize for that
Poke00210 (9:00:25 PM): but on a related note, i would like to impale CZJ
Poke00210 (9:00:35 PM): Next week...
Poke00210 (9:00:54 PM): Fresh New girlmore girls
Poke00210 (9:00:56 PM): yay
Poke00210 (9:00:59 PM): OK
Poke00210 (9:01:02 PM): will see you next week
Poke00210 (9:01:33 PM): unless i find it in myself to 3am criticize The Apprentice
Poke00210 (9:01:49 PM): and since when is moira kelly a mom?!? dude, she's hot
Poke00210 (9:01:54 PM): and this show is kinda stupid looking
Poke00210 (9:02:07 PM): yay rich people
Poke00210 (9:02:28 PM): does this stupid show have a cool theme song at least?
Poke00210 (9:02:41 PM): this isn't very cool
Poke00210 (9:02:45 PM): ooh, sophia bush
Poke00210 (9:02:48 PM): barry corbin!
Poke00210 (9:03:01 PM): moira kelly got old =(
Poke00210 (9:03:14 PM): OK i aint' watching this shit
Poke00210 (9:03:18 PM): Tristan!
Poke00210 (9:03:55 PM): yeah i don't get this show, don't really wanna bother.
