Friday, February 18, 2005
Public - 9:33 AM
You blue state NorCal fucks really piss me off sometimes. Don't take it personally though, it's the mob mentality you all have. If there were more of me here among you Bay Aryans, I'd feel somewhat empowered too.
So really, even if you consider yourself one of the "blue state NorCalfucks" rest assured you're still pretty high up in my book because you elect to live in what is consistently voted one of the nicest places to live in America.
Gonna be a long day today, as I'm on my fifth day of "Sitting tight, waiting for the higher ups to find me something to do." I should ditch and go to cache creek...
JihadJimmyCDF = Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
ImJustASieveMachine = Civil Engineering friend from Berkeley. And he don't work for nobody but you
ImJustASieveMachine (8:41:21 AM): it is pouring down here
ImJustASieveMachine (8:41:22 AM): stupid storm
JihadJimmyCDF (8:41:29 AM): damn, really?
ImJustASieveMachine (8:41:44 AM): yes
ImJustASieveMachine (8:41:46 AM): until wed
ImJustASieveMachine (8:41:48 AM): this sucks
ImJustASieveMachine (8:41:51 AM): but eh... it's life
JihadJimmyCDF (8:42:18 AM): you know, compared to other northern californians, i like SoCal quite a bit
JihadJimmyCDF (8:42:25 AM): most of us up here hate SoCal
ImJustASieveMachine (8:42:57 AM): yea i know
ImJustASieveMachine (8:43:01 AM): i really do not understand why tho
ImJustASieveMachine (8:43:16 AM): I mean... you do not see SO Cal residents saying "I HATE NOR CAL PPL!"
JihadJimmyCDF (8:43:26 AM): yeah totally
ImJustASieveMachine (8:43:27 AM): but nor cali has this pride mentality that i have noticed
JihadJimmyCDF (8:43:36 AM): no i've only recently noticed this
ImJustASieveMachine (8:43:36 AM): they even have a brand of clothing called nor cal
ImJustASieveMachine (8:43:40 AM): how ignorant is that
JihadJimmyCDF (8:43:41 AM): OK that's just stupid
ImJustASieveMachine (8:43:56 AM): dood, don't you see them whiteboys in their big trucks
ImJustASieveMachine (8:44:08 AM): and skater type outfits up north wearing "nor cal?"
ImJustASieveMachine (8:44:54 AM): I remember the first few days at school
ImJustASieveMachine (8:45:03 AM): the san josenians
JihadJimmyCDF (8:45:07 AM): OK i may give you shit about the dodgers and angels, but all in all, SoCal is just alright w/me
ImJustASieveMachine (8:45:24 AM): would say to me "so you are from LA, huh... i heard everyone dresses up everyday."
ImJustASieveMachine (8:45:46 AM): In my head, I'm thinking..."huh, you're from Nor Cal, so i heard that all you Nor Cal ppl are gay."
JihadJimmyCDF (8:45:53 AM): san jose-tards have a different complex than the rest of the bay area
ImJustASieveMachine (8:46:10 AM): the ppl from Nor Cal's east side dislike LA ppl for some odd reason
ImJustASieveMachine (8:46:14 AM): they think that we are stuck up
ImJustASieveMachine (8:46:19 AM): don't get it
ImJustASieveMachine (8:46:34 AM): If Nor Cal is so great, then how come there is nothing to do over there
ImJustASieveMachine (8:46:41 AM): it is boring
JihadJimmyCDF (8:46:47 AM): i totally agree
ImJustASieveMachine (8:46:50 AM): my gf is from Daly City and she admits that Nor Cal is boring
JihadJimmyCDF (8:47:01 AM): waay more shit to do in SoCal
ImJustASieveMachine (8:47:02 AM): the only thing that I like about Nor Cal is the clean air
ImJustASieveMachine (8:47:08 AM): and Bart
JihadJimmyCDF (8:47:13 AM): and even then, recently it's not soo clean
ImJustASieveMachine (8:47:21 AM): other than that, the drivers are ruder up there than here.
JihadJimmyCDF (8:47:24 AM): BART is OK except for the minorities
JihadJimmyCDF (8:47:30 AM): SoCal Drivers are smart
ImJustASieveMachine (8:47:32 AM): the minorities and the niggers
JihadJimmyCDF (8:47:35 AM): they don't change lanes in traffic
ImJustASieveMachine (8:47:39 AM): YES!
ImJustASieveMachine (8:47:40 AM): dood
ImJustASieveMachine (8:47:50 AM): i was driving 101 south from Palo Alto to Mtn View
ImJustASieveMachine (8:47:55 AM): and i wanted to change lanes
ImJustASieveMachine (8:48:07 AM): the minute i signal to change lanes, ppl speed up to not let you in
ImJustASieveMachine (8:48:12 AM): and they freaking cut you off so badly up there
ImJustASieveMachine (8:48:14 AM): don't get it
JihadJimmyCDF (8:48:31 AM): yeah really NorCal Drivers suck major butt
JihadJimmyCDF (8:48:34 AM): except for me
ImJustASieveMachine (8:48:43 AM): they bitch and moan saying that LA ppl are assholes on the road... uh... have you looked in the mirror lately you liberal bitch?
JihadJimmyCDF (8:48:55 AM): here's what it is
ImJustASieveMachine (8:48:58 AM): what's that
JihadJimmyCDF (8:49:01 AM): NorCal Drivers are crazy
ImJustASieveMachine (8:49:04 AM): YES!
JihadJimmyCDF (8:49:10 AM): but secretly, we're intimidated by LA drivers
ImJustASieveMachine (8:49:10 AM): i got cut off so many times over the weekend
JihadJimmyCDF (8:49:27 AM): so we have to call you assholes and crazy drivers
ImJustASieveMachine (8:49:29 AM): yeah cuz LA drivers all come "strapped" and we might bust a cap in yo ass
JihadJimmyCDF (8:49:51 AM): when in reality, all these dumbfucks on 880 wouldn't last a second in LA
ImJustASieveMachine (8:49:54 AM): i mean, i have ppl who cut me off badly up there where I would have to slam on the brakes
ImJustASieveMachine (8:49:59 AM): HAHAHAHAHHAHA
JihadJimmyCDF (8:50:14 AM): YEAH WTF
ImJustASieveMachine (8:50:18 AM): I never understood why Nor Cal ppl HATE LA so much
JihadJimmyCDF (8:50:26 AM): OK about that then...
ImJustASieveMachine (8:50:32 AM): makes no sense
JihadJimmyCDF (8:50:45 AM): I think NorCal has some what of a complex about itself
JihadJimmyCDF (8:50:54 AM): we think our shit doesn't stink
ImJustASieveMachine (8:50:59 AM): HAHAHAHHAHA
ImJustASieveMachine (8:51:05 AM): dood the minute i was up there
JihadJimmyCDF (8:51:08 AM): so what's the easy target? LA
ImJustASieveMachine (8:51:11 AM): the first 2 weeks
JihadJimmyCDF (8:51:18 AM): what, like freshman year?
ImJustASieveMachine (8:51:21 AM): everyone on campus or in the dorms came up to me and said
ImJustASieveMachine (8:51:24 AM): yes freshman
ImJustASieveMachine (8:51:29 AM): they all said "you gotta be from LA"
ImJustASieveMachine (8:51:38 AM): i have this confused look on my face and ask "why?"
ImJustASieveMachine (8:51:56 AM): they answer, "the way you dress... just seems so LA. Everyone from LA dresses up."
JihadJimmyCDF (8:52:17 AM): OK, which is code for: We're kinda slobs here in NorCal. You need to dress down to us.
ImJustASieveMachine (8:52:23 AM): i'm thinking... maybe because i take care of myself properly and want to look presentable. Now if you ever decide to get your haircut, maybe you too can look "LA"
JihadJimmyCDF (8:52:34 AM): EX-FUCKING-ACTLY
ImJustASieveMachine (8:52:47 AM): they don't give a rat's ass how they look up there
ImJustASieveMachine (8:52:50 AM): only to work
ImJustASieveMachine (8:52:57 AM): and even then, sometimes it isn't perfect
JihadJimmyCDF (8:53:21 AM): fuck dude, i'd much rather be mistaken for SoCal than NorCal, solely on the way I'm dressed
ImJustASieveMachine (8:53:30 AM): hahahahahaha
JihadJimmyCDF (8:53:42 AM): but then again, i'm construction, so i shop @ mervyn's
ImJustASieveMachine (8:53:47 AM): or ross
JihadJimmyCDF (8:53:50 AM): marshall's
JihadJimmyCDF (8:53:59 AM): or the Goodwill on University Ave.
ImJustASieveMachine (8:54:01 AM): or walmart
ImJustASieveMachine (8:54:08 AM): or at peoples park
JihadJimmyCDF (8:54:09 AM): oh shit
JihadJimmyCDF (8:54:17 AM): walmart has some good shit though!
ImJustASieveMachine (8:54:21 AM): sometimes they do
JihadJimmyCDF (8:54:28 AM): I bought like three pairs of jeans for work for like $40!
ImJustASieveMachine (8:54:29 AM): or at "targieh"
ImJustASieveMachine (8:55:00 AM): yeah, but those cheap jeans are made out of material that really chafes your nuts and make them itch
JihadJimmyCDF (8:55:12 AM): my nuts are always chafed and itchy
JihadJimmyCDF (8:55:16 AM): w/o fail
JihadJimmyCDF (8:55:54 AM): i'm gonna post this on the goddam blog
ImJustASieveMachine (8:55:55 AM): even if you are going full commando
ImJustASieveMachine (8:56:08 AM): the air chafes them dingleberries
JihadJimmyCDF (8:56:11 AM): I mean, I like NorCal and all, but seriously, sometimes, it makes me wanna take a huge dump
ImJustASieveMachine (8:56:18 AM): must be a "nor cal thing"
JihadJimmyCDF (8:56:28 AM): esp. w/the last election?? too many goddam LIbEralS
ImJustASieveMachine (8:56:30 AM): then move down here jimmy james, it would be awesome
ImJustASieveMachine (8:56:39 AM): cali is full of liberals
JihadJimmyCDF (8:56:45 AM): well NorCal esp.
ImJustASieveMachine (8:56:56 AM): a lot of pretentious fucks
JihadJimmyCDF (8:57:01 AM): totally
JihadJimmyCDF (8:57:07 AM): i totally agree
ImJustASieveMachine (8:57:32 AM): but you just have to be the better person and ignore their ridiculous naiive comments
ImJustASieveMachine (8:57:38 AM): and give them the finger behind their backs
ImJustASieveMachine (8:57:42 AM): and wish them death
JihadJimmyCDF (8:57:54 AM): and then blog about their stupid shit
So really, even if you consider yourself one of the "blue state NorCal
Gonna be a long day today, as I'm on my fifth day of "Sitting tight, waiting for the higher ups to find me something to do." I should ditch and go to cache creek...
JihadJimmyCDF = Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
ImJustASieveMachine = Civil Engineering friend from Berkeley. And he don't work for nobody but you
ImJustASieveMachine (8:41:21 AM): it is pouring down here
ImJustASieveMachine (8:41:22 AM): stupid storm
JihadJimmyCDF (8:41:29 AM): damn, really?
ImJustASieveMachine (8:41:44 AM): yes
ImJustASieveMachine (8:41:46 AM): until wed
ImJustASieveMachine (8:41:48 AM): this sucks
ImJustASieveMachine (8:41:51 AM): but eh... it's life
JihadJimmyCDF (8:42:18 AM): you know, compared to other northern californians, i like SoCal quite a bit
JihadJimmyCDF (8:42:25 AM): most of us up here hate SoCal
ImJustASieveMachine (8:42:57 AM): yea i know
ImJustASieveMachine (8:43:01 AM): i really do not understand why tho
ImJustASieveMachine (8:43:16 AM): I mean... you do not see SO Cal residents saying "I HATE NOR CAL PPL!"
JihadJimmyCDF (8:43:26 AM): yeah totally
ImJustASieveMachine (8:43:27 AM): but nor cali has this pride mentality that i have noticed
JihadJimmyCDF (8:43:36 AM): no i've only recently noticed this
ImJustASieveMachine (8:43:36 AM): they even have a brand of clothing called nor cal
ImJustASieveMachine (8:43:40 AM): how ignorant is that
JihadJimmyCDF (8:43:41 AM): OK that's just stupid
ImJustASieveMachine (8:43:56 AM): dood, don't you see them whiteboys in their big trucks
ImJustASieveMachine (8:44:08 AM): and skater type outfits up north wearing "nor cal?"
ImJustASieveMachine (8:44:54 AM): I remember the first few days at school
ImJustASieveMachine (8:45:03 AM): the san josenians
JihadJimmyCDF (8:45:07 AM): OK i may give you shit about the dodgers and angels, but all in all, SoCal is just alright w/me
ImJustASieveMachine (8:45:24 AM): would say to me "so you are from LA, huh... i heard everyone dresses up everyday."
ImJustASieveMachine (8:45:46 AM): In my head, I'm thinking..."huh, you're from Nor Cal, so i heard that all you Nor Cal ppl are gay."
JihadJimmyCDF (8:45:53 AM): san jose-tards have a different complex than the rest of the bay area
ImJustASieveMachine (8:46:10 AM): the ppl from Nor Cal's east side dislike LA ppl for some odd reason
ImJustASieveMachine (8:46:14 AM): they think that we are stuck up
ImJustASieveMachine (8:46:19 AM): don't get it
ImJustASieveMachine (8:46:34 AM): If Nor Cal is so great, then how come there is nothing to do over there
ImJustASieveMachine (8:46:41 AM): it is boring
JihadJimmyCDF (8:46:47 AM): i totally agree
ImJustASieveMachine (8:46:50 AM): my gf is from Daly City and she admits that Nor Cal is boring
JihadJimmyCDF (8:47:01 AM): waay more shit to do in SoCal
ImJustASieveMachine (8:47:02 AM): the only thing that I like about Nor Cal is the clean air
ImJustASieveMachine (8:47:08 AM): and Bart
JihadJimmyCDF (8:47:13 AM): and even then, recently it's not soo clean
ImJustASieveMachine (8:47:21 AM): other than that, the drivers are ruder up there than here.
JihadJimmyCDF (8:47:24 AM): BART is OK except for the minorities
JihadJimmyCDF (8:47:30 AM): SoCal Drivers are smart
ImJustASieveMachine (8:47:32 AM): the minorities and the niggers
JihadJimmyCDF (8:47:35 AM): they don't change lanes in traffic
ImJustASieveMachine (8:47:39 AM): YES!
ImJustASieveMachine (8:47:40 AM): dood
ImJustASieveMachine (8:47:50 AM): i was driving 101 south from Palo Alto to Mtn View
ImJustASieveMachine (8:47:55 AM): and i wanted to change lanes
ImJustASieveMachine (8:48:07 AM): the minute i signal to change lanes, ppl speed up to not let you in
ImJustASieveMachine (8:48:12 AM): and they freaking cut you off so badly up there
ImJustASieveMachine (8:48:14 AM): don't get it
JihadJimmyCDF (8:48:31 AM): yeah really NorCal Drivers suck major butt
JihadJimmyCDF (8:48:34 AM): except for me
ImJustASieveMachine (8:48:43 AM): they bitch and moan saying that LA ppl are assholes on the road... uh... have you looked in the mirror lately you liberal bitch?
JihadJimmyCDF (8:48:55 AM): here's what it is
ImJustASieveMachine (8:48:58 AM): what's that
JihadJimmyCDF (8:49:01 AM): NorCal Drivers are crazy
ImJustASieveMachine (8:49:04 AM): YES!
JihadJimmyCDF (8:49:10 AM): but secretly, we're intimidated by LA drivers
ImJustASieveMachine (8:49:10 AM): i got cut off so many times over the weekend
JihadJimmyCDF (8:49:27 AM): so we have to call you assholes and crazy drivers
ImJustASieveMachine (8:49:29 AM): yeah cuz LA drivers all come "strapped" and we might bust a cap in yo ass
JihadJimmyCDF (8:49:51 AM): when in reality, all these dumbfucks on 880 wouldn't last a second in LA
ImJustASieveMachine (8:49:54 AM): i mean, i have ppl who cut me off badly up there where I would have to slam on the brakes
ImJustASieveMachine (8:49:59 AM): HAHAHAHAHHAHA
JihadJimmyCDF (8:50:14 AM): YEAH WTF
ImJustASieveMachine (8:50:18 AM): I never understood why Nor Cal ppl HATE LA so much
JihadJimmyCDF (8:50:26 AM): OK about that then...
ImJustASieveMachine (8:50:32 AM): makes no sense
JihadJimmyCDF (8:50:45 AM): I think NorCal has some what of a complex about itself
JihadJimmyCDF (8:50:54 AM): we think our shit doesn't stink
ImJustASieveMachine (8:50:59 AM): HAHAHAHHAHA
ImJustASieveMachine (8:51:05 AM): dood the minute i was up there
JihadJimmyCDF (8:51:08 AM): so what's the easy target? LA
ImJustASieveMachine (8:51:11 AM): the first 2 weeks
JihadJimmyCDF (8:51:18 AM): what, like freshman year?
ImJustASieveMachine (8:51:21 AM): everyone on campus or in the dorms came up to me and said
ImJustASieveMachine (8:51:24 AM): yes freshman
ImJustASieveMachine (8:51:29 AM): they all said "you gotta be from LA"
ImJustASieveMachine (8:51:38 AM): i have this confused look on my face and ask "why?"
ImJustASieveMachine (8:51:56 AM): they answer, "the way you dress... just seems so LA. Everyone from LA dresses up."
JihadJimmyCDF (8:52:17 AM): OK, which is code for: We're kinda slobs here in NorCal. You need to dress down to us.
ImJustASieveMachine (8:52:23 AM): i'm thinking... maybe because i take care of myself properly and want to look presentable. Now if you ever decide to get your haircut, maybe you too can look "LA"
JihadJimmyCDF (8:52:34 AM): EX-FUCKING-ACTLY
ImJustASieveMachine (8:52:47 AM): they don't give a rat's ass how they look up there
ImJustASieveMachine (8:52:50 AM): only to work
ImJustASieveMachine (8:52:57 AM): and even then, sometimes it isn't perfect
JihadJimmyCDF (8:53:21 AM): fuck dude, i'd much rather be mistaken for SoCal than NorCal, solely on the way I'm dressed
ImJustASieveMachine (8:53:30 AM): hahahahahaha
JihadJimmyCDF (8:53:42 AM): but then again, i'm construction, so i shop @ mervyn's
ImJustASieveMachine (8:53:47 AM): or ross
JihadJimmyCDF (8:53:50 AM): marshall's
JihadJimmyCDF (8:53:59 AM): or the Goodwill on University Ave.
ImJustASieveMachine (8:54:01 AM): or walmart
ImJustASieveMachine (8:54:08 AM): or at peoples park
JihadJimmyCDF (8:54:09 AM): oh shit
JihadJimmyCDF (8:54:17 AM): walmart has some good shit though!
ImJustASieveMachine (8:54:21 AM): sometimes they do
JihadJimmyCDF (8:54:28 AM): I bought like three pairs of jeans for work for like $40!
ImJustASieveMachine (8:54:29 AM): or at "targieh"
ImJustASieveMachine (8:55:00 AM): yeah, but those cheap jeans are made out of material that really chafes your nuts and make them itch
JihadJimmyCDF (8:55:12 AM): my nuts are always chafed and itchy
JihadJimmyCDF (8:55:16 AM): w/o fail
JihadJimmyCDF (8:55:54 AM): i'm gonna post this on the goddam blog
ImJustASieveMachine (8:55:55 AM): even if you are going full commando
ImJustASieveMachine (8:56:08 AM): the air chafes them dingleberries
JihadJimmyCDF (8:56:11 AM): I mean, I like NorCal and all, but seriously, sometimes, it makes me wanna take a huge dump
ImJustASieveMachine (8:56:18 AM): must be a "nor cal thing"
JihadJimmyCDF (8:56:28 AM): esp. w/the last election?? too many goddam LIbEralS
ImJustASieveMachine (8:56:30 AM): then move down here jimmy james, it would be awesome
ImJustASieveMachine (8:56:39 AM): cali is full of liberals
JihadJimmyCDF (8:56:45 AM): well NorCal esp.
ImJustASieveMachine (8:56:56 AM): a lot of pretentious fucks
JihadJimmyCDF (8:57:01 AM): totally
JihadJimmyCDF (8:57:07 AM): i totally agree
ImJustASieveMachine (8:57:32 AM): but you just have to be the better person and ignore their ridiculous naiive comments
ImJustASieveMachine (8:57:38 AM): and give them the finger behind their backs
ImJustASieveMachine (8:57:42 AM): and wish them death
JihadJimmyCDF (8:57:54 AM): and then blog about their stupid shit
