Tio Jaime: Aleph One

Sent this to myself. Subject line was "post this". It appears as if i was coherent enough to want to post this. here you go

and it's xb0x0r baseball, not real baseball... enjoy

Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith

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