Tio Jaime: Aleph One

From last night. When I get a chance, I'll also post up what my bastard neighbors taped to my door one night when I was listening to the Don and Mike Show on my TINY DAMN CLOCK RADIO yet still managed to disturb them an entire floor away. After 10pm. Whatta bunch of hippie assholes.

3am Criticism of Jihad Jimmy's upstairs neighbors having loud sex

11:40 PM JihadJimmy: upstairs neighbors are having sex again SixHertzWhenIPee:: ugh JihadJimmy: oh she's moaning right now! SixHertzWhenIPee:: are they nasty looking people? JihadJimmy: no fucking idea 11:45 PM JihadJimmy: although these are the same people who got pissed @ me for watching TAR6 drunk in myown goddam apartment JihadJimmy: or rather, TAR5 JihadJimmy: oh that was fast SixHertzWhenIPee:: haha JihadJimmy: she was really screaming JihadJimmy: ooh, here they go again! JihadJimmy: man, i can't believe i'm 3am Criticizing MY UPSTAIRS NEIGHBORS HAVING SEX SixHertzWhenIPee:: you are not putting this on the SHoP JihadJimmy: yeah i'd imagine not SixHertzWhenIPee:: okay. JihadJimmy: pussy JihadJimmy: \Y/ JihadJimmy: aww, they're done =( 11:50 PM SixHertzWhenIPee:: so, that's about 5 minutes. JihadJimmy: wait, i can hear moaning again... SixHertzWhenIPee:: dude, I don't think I want a play by play of this shit. SixHertzWhenIPee:: JihadJimmy: too fucking bad JihadJimmy: the original 3am Critic was never fortunate to have this kind of internet gold SixHertzWhenIPee:: ahahah JihadJimmy: LOL JihadJimmy: and now the water's running upstairs JihadJimmy: off now SixHertzWhenIPee:: hahahaha 11:55 PM JihadJimmy: all silent on teh Bay Aryan front JihadJimmy: lazy bastards JihadJimmy: OK i'm calling it here SixHertzWhenIPee:: haha, probably no endurance. JihadJimmy: maybe they're SHoPpers or citizens of the Xanga Province and they're checking to see if they made the blogs... SixHertzWhenIPee:: delusions of grandeur, my friend. SixHertzWhenIPee:: JihadJimmy: sorry... SHoPpers or citizens of the Xanga Province JihadJimmy: that wasn't delusion of grandeur as it was wishful thinking SixHertzWhenIPee:: Just as long as I don't see this on the SHoP. JihadJimmy: look, nancy, you've already told me not to. i won't JihadJimmy: there'll be a link with explicit warnings JihadJimmy: but rest assured that this revolutionary 3amC will not appear on the SHoP SixHertzWhenIPee:: oh, joy. SixHertzWhenIPee:: JihadJimmy: oh can i have your chat transcript? JihadJimmy: my timestamp sucks JihadJimmy: if you could e-mail it and change your name out SixHertzWhenIPee:: ok SixHertzWhenIPee:: standby JihadJimmy: much obliged 12:05 AM SixHertzWhenIPee:: The TRUTH shall set you FREE! The email hath been sent. JihadJimmy: sounds good JihadJimmy: OH JESUS DUMPCON 2 JihadJimmy: DUMPCON 2 12:10 AM JihadJimmy: ALL HANDS ABANDON SHIP SixHertzWhenIPee:: *KLAXON* JihadJimmy: ALL HANDS ABANDON SHIP SixHertzWhenIPee:: *KLAXON* 12:15 AM JihadJimmy: OK actually your timestamp makes it impossible to change fonts using Find and Replace All JihadJimmy: i think i'll have to make do w/my iChat timestamp JihadJimmy: OK dude, i'm off to bed... SixHertzWhenIPee:: g'night buddy

All my love,
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith