Thursday, March 03, 2005

 

Public - 8:56 PM

here's a game for you...

How long until Tio Jaime gets pissed and turns off The OC
Poke00210 (7:57:45 PM): OK
Poke00210 (7:57:49 PM): let's play a game
Poke00210 (7:57:55 PM): well *you* can play the game
Poke00210 (7:58:02 PM): it's 2 minutes to 8
Poke00210 (7:58:44 PM): let's play "How long until Tio Jaime gets pissed and turns off The OC"
Poke00210 (7:58:48 PM): i've never watched the oc before
Poke00210 (7:58:55 PM): really, the only appeal is the theme song
Poke00210 (7:59:27 PM): i'm watching american choppers right now(?)
Poke00210 (7:59:30 PM): not sure what this show is
Poke00210 (7:59:33 PM): i don't watch it
Poke00210 (7:59:40 PM): but it has the orange county chopper guys
Poke00210 (7:59:43 PM): i miss OCDs
Poke00210 (7:59:47 PM): OK gonna put fox on
Poke00210 (8:00:01 PM): OK
PLACE BETS NOWPoke00210 (8:00:05 PM): PLACE BETS NOW
Poke00210 (8:00:14 PM): will tio jaime last:
Poke00210 (8:00:21 PM): a) 0-10 mins
Poke00210 (8:00:27 PM): whoops
Poke00210 (8:00:30 PM): yeah
Poke00210 (8:00:38 PM): a) 0-10 mins
Poke00210 (8:00:47 PM): b) 10-20mins
Poke00210 (8:00:53 PM): c) 20-30mins
Poke00210 (8:00:59 PM): ooh teh pepsi chick
Poke00210 (8:01:12 PM): and already i'm pissed because of this stupid gwen stefani song
Poke00210 (8:01:13 PM): ooh
Poke00210 (8:01:17 PM): hot gwen stefani
Poke00210 (8:01:23 PM): d) 30-40mins
Poke00210 (8:01:33 PM): e) 40-50mins
Poke00210 (8:01:40 PM): or f) 50-60mins
Poke00210 (8:01:46 PM): PReviously on The OC
Poke00210 (8:01:55 PM): and they have a show called Teh Valley
Poke00210 (8:02:01 PM): ooh a red head
Poke00210 (8:02:06 PM): ooha brunette
Poke00210 (8:02:16 PM): OK
Poke00210 (8:02:22 PM): just go by the time stamp
BETTING ENDSPoke00210 (8:02:23 PM): oh, sorry
Poke00210 (8:02:27 PM): i forgot: BETTING ENDS
Poke00210 (8:02:37 PM): oh, phone
Poke00210 (8:02:38 PM): standby
Poke00210 (8:03:04 PM): it's t
Poke00210 (8:04:19 PM): he's done @ 9, no zoo though
Poke00210 (8:04:21 PM): it's raining
Poke00210 (8:04:28 PM): OK and the OC isn't that great
Poke00210 (8:04:32 PM): California here we come
Poke00210 (8:04:39 PM): right back where we started from
Poke00210 (8:04:47 PM): i'm putting this game on hold
Poke00210 (8:08:14 PM): OK well goddamit
Poke00210 (8:08:17 PM): petros fucked the game up
Poke00210 (8:08:27 PM): these kids? they might be kids
Poke00210 (8:08:35 PM): they caught two people @ a hotel
Poke00210 (8:08:40 PM): so is this about teenagers?
Poke00210 (8:08:49 PM): something's gotta end
Poke00210 (8:08:52 PM): before somebody finds out
Poke00210 (8:09:01 PM): is that dude dave ragowski from Gilmore Girls?
Poke00210 (8:09:15 PM): and it's some janky old guy
Poke00210 (8:09:33 PM): reminds me of mr. big from that slutty hbo show
Poke00210 (8:09:42 PM): sex in/and the city
Poke00210 (8:09:59 PM): i could never tell because people who watch that show don'f fucking enunciate and use proper english
Poke00210 (8:10:01 PM): oh, sorry
Poke00210 (8:10:04 PM): did i say that out loud???
Poke00210 (8:10:17 PM): grown-ups arguing
Poke00210 (8:10:23 PM): talking about designing something
Poke00210 (8:10:28 PM): this blows
Poke00210 (8:10:33 PM): i'm still watching though
Poke00210 (8:10:43 PM): and realize that we'll be playing the same game w/the Apprentice
Poke00210 (8:10:48 PM): ooh, two chicks on a beach
Poke00210 (8:10:51 PM): presumably in orange county
Poke00210 (8:11:02 PM): the tall one on the right has nice biznoogas
Poke00210 (8:11:06 PM): and a skinny neck
Poke00210 (8:11:23 PM): oh, they stumbled upon a shooting of The Valley
Poke00210 (8:11:25 PM): great
Poke00210 (8:11:33 PM): they're going to say hi
Poke00210 (8:11:42 PM): who are these chicks?
Poke00210 (8:11:47 PM): oh this is dumb
Poke00210 (8:12:00 PM): the uninterested one is gonna end up w/the actor
Poke00210 (8:12:14 PM): wow, a shitty show within a shitty show
Poke00210 (8:12:19 PM): the brunette is kinda cute
Poke00210 (8:12:25 PM): are they in a high school?
Poke00210 (8:12:55 PM): that's either dave ragowski or jon favreau 10 years ago
Poke00210 (8:13:04 PM): OK i'm getting my dinner... still watching though
Poke00210 (8:13:09 PM): when i stop watching, you'll know
Poke00210 (8:13:14 PM): oh shit how you'll know
Poke00210 (8:15:36 PM): OK the old dude reminds me of mr. big from the kristin davis show because they're both goofy looking shitty white dudes
Poke00210 (8:15:40 PM): that's the only real connection
Poke00210 (8:15:50 PM): was one of these dudes in dawson's creek?
Poke00210 (8:15:58 PM): and i think i might like one tree hill better
Poke00210 (8:16:10 PM): brb
Poke00210 (8:18:32 PM): well OK it looks as if i went past 10 minutes
Poke00210 (8:18:55 PM): but don't let my ignorance of the time be mistaken for absorption in teh show
Poke00210 (8:19:16 PM): looks like it won't make it back from the commercial before 20 mins
Poke00210 (8:19:27 PM): so if you had 10-20mins, looks like you're out
Poke00210 (8:19:36 PM): nevermind those losers who picked 0-10
Poke00210 (8:20:11 PM): although i might've done so, taking into account the proximity of the shitty gwen stefani song to the start of the show
Poke00210 (8:20:18 PM): and we're past 20 mins
Poke00210 (8:21:40 PM): shitty pizza commercial for roundtable that's a little late on the crankyankers bandwagon
Poke00210 (8:21:44 PM): poor bastards
Poke00210 (8:22:08 PM): oh look i won another song!
Poke00210 (8:22:16 PM): and somehow, i lost one today
Poke00210 (8:22:42 PM): i didn't really read the "PLAY AGAIN" or i probably saw it upside down and therefore didn't realize it said "PLAY AGAIN"
Poke00210 (8:23:01 PM): this is getting stupid
Poke00210 (8:23:05 PM): ha ha
Poke00210 (8:23:06 PM): he got faced
Poke00210 (8:23:33 PM): oh the guy from The Valley
Poke00210 (8:23:51 PM): that old dude is from While You Were Sleeping
Poke00210 (8:23:59 PM): ha ha he doesn't like LA
Poke00210 (8:24:18 PM): whatevs
Poke00210 (8:24:24 PM): orange county.... still LA
Poke00210 (8:24:33 PM): oh she looks sickly
Poke00210 (8:24:36 PM): she needs a cookie
Poke00210 (8:25:02 PM): heh, nice bangs
Poke00210 (8:25:05 PM): not really
Poke00210 (8:25:17 PM): this show is going nowhere fast
Poke00210 (8:25:37 PM): i'm claiming a song righ tnow...
Poke00210 (8:25:43 PM): still watching
Poke00210 (8:26:13 PM): ooh, cute redhead
Poke00210 (8:26:16 PM): is she a grownup?
Poke00210 (8:26:42 PM): ooh, she's a non-shitty version of allison janney
Poke00210 (8:27:44 PM): WHATEVER YOU ASSHOLE, LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE SHITTY SOCAL TRAFFIC IN THE OC?
Poke00210 (8:28:06 PM): ooh natalie portman and kiera knightley
Poke00210 (8:28:14 PM): they're not gonna be ont he show are they
Poke00210 (8:28:17 PM): ooh hi red
Poke00210 (8:29:04 PM): hmm now she's making out w/what seems to be a kid, even though i thought she was his mom
Poke00210 (8:29:06 PM): i suppose not
Poke00210 (8:29:34 PM): heh, that building's street address was my PIN
Poke00210 (8:30:05 PM): Team Grady
Poke00210 (8:30:35 PM): ooh striippers
Poke00210 (8:30:44 PM): OK that teenager chick loks old
Poke00210 (8:30:48 PM): whoa
Poke00210 (8:31:04 PM): isn't that paris hilton?
Poke00210 (8:31:10 PM): "orange county? eww!"
Poke00210 (8:31:22 PM): whoops, he knows one of the strippers
Poke00210 (8:31:31 PM): oh yes victoria's secret commercial!
Poke00210 (8:31:37 PM): if you had 20-30 you're out, btw
Poke00210 (8:31:43 PM): oh my
Poke00210 (8:31:48 PM): it's the ipex
Poke00210 (8:31:51 PM): iPex, perhaps?
Poke00210 (8:32:41 PM): hmm, i could be listening to the don and mike show
Poke00210 (8:32:51 PM): that should speed up this game nicely
Poke00210 (8:33:06 PM): i mean the realization that i could be listening to D&M will speed up the game
Poke00210 (8:33:45 PM): why is there a m3 razor add during this show? what kind of non-blogging man watches the OC?
Poke00210 (8:33:52 PM): and oh god, paris hilton is fucking nasty
Poke00210 (8:34:10 PM): The Sketch Show
Poke00210 (8:34:14 PM): kelsey grammer presents
Poke00210 (8:34:35 PM): oh my the trailer for Episode three during The OC
Poke00210 (8:34:40 PM): ooh 24
Poke00210 (8:34:44 PM): i could be watching 24 right now
Poke00210 (8:35:12 PM): OK the stripper was somebody's sister
Poke00210 (8:35:16 PM): is the redhead that somebody?
Poke00210 (8:35:20 PM): are you that somebody
Poke00210 (8:35:39 PM): grownups talking about a light house
Poke00210 (8:36:07 PM): dude that guy's ugly
Poke00210 (8:37:01 PM): he was supposed to take care of something
Poke00210 (8:37:06 PM): but i'm guessing he didn't
Poke00210 (8:38:46 PM): ooh, i was about to switch, but the redhead came back on
Poke00210 (8:38:59 PM): meatloaf dude
Poke00210 (8:39:17 PM): are you crying? there's no crying in restaurants
Poke00210 (8:40:50 PM): and apparently paris hilton is in grad school
Poke00210 (8:40:52 PM): that was stupid
Poke00210 (8:41:22 PM): oh, and the irony of these actors wondering what it would be like to have shows of their own....
Poke00210 (8:41:33 PM): that didn't escape me, i was cooking up some brats
Poke00210 (8:42:34 PM): well, upon futher inspection, i think i would make out w/paris hilton if given the opportunity
Poke00210 (8:43:01 PM): hey, timo maas
Poke00210 (8:43:44 PM): yeah you OC dumbfuck
Poke00210 (8:43:50 PM): talk back to a bouncer
Poke00210 (8:43:53 PM): dumbfuck
Poke00210 (8:44:02 PM): nice job dipshit
Poke00210 (8:44:43 PM): oh and great it's sarah jessica parker
Poke00210 (8:44:51 PM): she was cute in flight of the navigator
Poke00210 (8:44:55 PM): BACK IN TEH REAGAN ADMINISTRATION
Poke00210 (8:45:07 PM): and kristin keruk
Poke00210 (8:45:09 PM): kreuk
Poke00210 (8:45:19 PM): i'm gonna issue the jimmy veto
Poke00210 (8:45:41 PM): ohmy, a bonus episode of the OC?/ really?
Poke00210 (8:45:45 PM): yeah right
Poke00210 (8:45:57 PM): The Apprentice will be the object of my scorn soon enough
Poke00210 (8:46:30 PM): well for those of you still playing, 40-50mins has a few short minutes to make a move, else 50+ will win
Poke00210 (8:46:39 PM): and i have 3.5 minutes until that happens
Poke00210 (8:47:18 PM): well by that shitty honda logic, you should make your cars out of nerf
Poke00210 (8:47:20 PM): it's back
Poke00210 (8:47:24 PM): whatta tool
Poke00210 (8:47:39 PM): yeah go around dipshit
Poke00210 (8:47:50 PM): great
Poke00210 (8:48:08 PM): ooh hi red
Poke00210 (8:48:11 PM): window
Poke00210 (8:48:14 PM): yeah i saw that coming
Poke00210 (8:48:30 PM): that chick has an old head
Poke00210 (8:48:34 PM): or a young body
Poke00210 (8:48:36 PM): ooh boots
Poke00210 (8:48:46 PM): her name is ginger
Poke00210 (8:49:07 PM): yeah you little shit
Poke00210 (8:49:10 PM): one minute left
Poke00210 (8:49:50 PM): heh
Poke00210 (8:49:55 PM): they vip'd in
Poke00210 (8:50:03 PM): and that's 50mins
Poke00210 (8:50:17 PM): i'm actually kinda curious what that dude was gonna tell the other chick
Poke00210 (8:50:34 PM): that goofy looking young dude
Poke00210 (8:51:10 PM): heh
Poke00210 (8:51:15 PM): stupid stupid
Poke00210 (8:51:17 PM): stupid show
Poke00210 (8:51:23 PM): man, that happened two minutes too late
Poke00210 (8:51:28 PM): fuck this show i'm thrunign this shit off
Poke00210 (8:51:35 PM): see ya
Poke00210 (8:51:45 PM): ooh, megan mullaly cleavage on W&G
Poke00210 (8:51:53 PM): annoying fag on W&G
Poke00210 (8:51:55 PM): see ya
Poke00210 (8:52:05 PM): OK, survivor
Poke00210 (8:52:07 PM): goodnight kids
Poke00210 (8:52:08 PM): !
Poke00210 (8:52:11 PM): i'mposting


fuck the font tag. fucking w/my colors again

and debra messing is fucking nasty



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